Harry James Potter

[ATTRIBUTES]

[4] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built fo speed more than strength."
[9] Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes"
[6] Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating."
[8] Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most."
[7] Luck - B "You've got better luck than most."

[9] Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit]
[8] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, one of which has been opened]

Magic Circuits Open - 1/26
Prana Available - 13/13
Wounds - 0/6

[SKILLRATINGS]
[10] Academics (Mundane) [INT] - E+
[9] Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E
[8 (10)] Academics (Wizarding) [INT] - F (E+)
[12] Acrobatics [AGI] - D
[9] Athletics [END] - D
[9] Capioera [AGI] - F
[12] Cooking [AGI] - D
[8] Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - F
[10] Discernment - E+
[8] Mystic Eye Lore [LCK] - E
[9] Origin Magic [CQ] - F
[10] Reinforcement [CQ] - E
[11] Stealth [AGI] - E+
[9] Wandlore [CQ] - F

[TRAITS]

Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.
Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.

[PERKS]

Devil's Luck - You may temporarily reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.
Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.
Multitasker I - Multitasking penalties to skill checks are reduced by 1.
Mystic Eyes of Death Perception - You see the Death of things, and deal additional wounds when using a knife.
Parseltongue - You possess the ability to understand and speeak the language spoken by snakes and certain other reptiles.
??? - ???

179 Galleons

MARTIN MIGGS Omnibus - Improves Fun Rating By 10

Spellcraft for Squibs - Improves Academics (Wizarding) by 1 rank if below Rank B, 2 ranks if below Rank D, if you consult it during a check.

Maple and Dryad Wand - Heal 1 Additional Wound when using Wand Magic

Hogwarts Uniforms - The most fashionable clothes you've seen come out of the Wizarding World thus far.

>>24768783
was golden one the one that kept calling us mongrel?

>>24768937
Yes, it was.

>>24768783
>Want to take the Golden one

>>24769126
Can we ask the prices for the golden one and the hawk?

>>24769187
This.

>>24768783
>>Want to take the Golden one
fuck yea talking bling,bling

>>24769187
Yeah i want the hawk and the gold snake.
Hawks don;t eat snakes do they?
What do hawks eat? Mice?

>>24768783
I would take the Golden snake, because of it's apparent popularity, but the hawk also seems to have quite a lot of merits:
-Atreides
-Can be used as a messenger
-Extremely fast, can intercept post owls

So I vote for both.

New Idea - Ask to look at the Eagle, then ask them if they have a cactus

>>24769254
Nah, we should be able to feed them with small birds and rodents.
Rodents like mice or WORMTAILED RATS, if you know what I mean

>>24769311
Snakes swallow thing whole. I just had a horrible image of Wormtail changing back to human inside our new snake making it explode.

>>24769360
but after they kill them, with strangulation or venom depending on the snake

>>24769360
implying he is not possessions

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

>>24768783
Definately buying the golden snake, although >>24769187 is fine too.

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"I'd like to take the Golden one home" you say. "He's got quite and interesting... personality on him, even if most of it is hot air. How much is he?"

Tonks shifts back to her original, pink haired form - which, in the back of your mind, you have begun to label "default" - and rubbed her chin in thought.

"Well..." she says. "The snake himself will put you back 10 galleons - he's a rare breed, but he's been here as long as I can remember." She looks at the golden fellow almost wistfully. "So I imagine the boss will be just as happy to get rid of him. The supplies, on the other hand, will be a fair bit more expensive."

She frowns, staring at the ceiling in thought.

"Given that the boss will probably brag about how 'the boy-who-lived' shopped here, I can probably get you close to wholesale on the stuff you'll need to keep him," she says. "Put that at another 10 galleons, or fifteen if you want one of those 'seedrat' boxes."

She makes a face.

"Might squick Mr. Gold out, though," she concedes. "The rats are real - 100% genuine... but seedrat boxes grow them from... well... you're muggle raised, they'll have taught you about that sort of thing by now..."

You...
>Ask her what she means by "that sort of thing"
>Ask her what she means by "grown"
>Ask the Golden Snake what he'd think of seedrats.
>Ask about how much the Hawk would cost.
>[OTHER]

>>24768783
Ask the snakes their opinions on us buying them. do any of them even want us to buy them?

Rolled 15, 1, 13 = 29

>>24769580
>>Ask her what she means by "that sort of thing"

then
>Ask her what she means by "grown"?

also do this first.
>Ask the Golden Snake what he'd think of seedrats.

>>24769580
>Ask the Golden Snake what he'd think of seedrats.

>>24769580
>>Ask the Golden Snake what he'd think of seedrats.
>Ask about how much the Hawk would cost.
These
>Ask her what she means by "that sort of thing"
>Ask her what she means by "grown"
are probably best left for Iri to explain

>>24769580
Ask what the snake wants. After all we got loadsamoney.jpeg

>>24769580
>>Ask the Golden Snake what he'd think of seedrats.
>>Ask about how much the Hawk would cost.
Those.

>>24769580
>Ask IRI what she means by "that sort of thing"
ufufu

>>24769580
>>Ask about how much the Hawk would cost.

>>24769580
Get the freaking hawk

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"Why don't I ask Mr. Gold his opinion?" you ask.

Tonks shrugs. The thought likely hadn't really crossed her mind - it was probably difficult to imagine something as a sentient being if you weren't capable of communicating with it on the same level which you communicate with your peers. This probably has some philosophical implications for the nature of humanity and its relationship with the world, but you're ten, and ten is far too young to really care about that sort of thing.

"Go right ahead!" Tonks says. "It's kind of interesting to watch, to be honest."

You turn to the golden snake, who tilts his head at you inquisitively.

"What'sss up, cholo?" he asks.

"Do you know what a seedrat box is?" you ask.

"Yesss, asss a matter of fact," he twitches his tail towards a dog-house looking thing in the corner of his cage. "That'sss one of them. A very... convenient invention from you humansss, the likesss of which I haven't ssseen before I came here."

"What's it do?"

"It makesss food, cholo," he hisses bluntly. "I do not know how, but every day, a fresssh rat ssshows up inssside. They ssseem to not be ssso clever, though playing with them isss sssomewhat amusssing."

"They any good?" you ask.

"A rat isss a rat, cholo." He... you think he does the snake equivalent of shrugging. "They are nothing to complain about, thisss isss sssertain. Though hunting them would be far more... amusssing.

You turn back to Tonks.

"He seems to be fine with them," you concede, "So it'll probably be worth it." A light goes off in your head, remembering the Hawk. "There was also a cool looking hawk I saw, back in the bird section. How much would one of those cost?"

"About the same," Tonks replies. "Though you better be ready to deal with a ruckus - snakes and birds tend not to get along that well..."

You...
>Decide to just go with the Golden Snake.
>Decide to get both the Hawk and the Snake.
>Decide to get just the Hawk.
>[OTHER]

>>24769886
Both the hawk and the snake.

>>24769886
>Splinch the two together, solve all problems

>>24769886

>Decide to just go with the Golden Snake. we haven't even asked Kiritsugu if we could get a pet, a small one like the snake is good with the added benefit of a magic link to snakes to explore, also getting both is too expensive.

>>24769886
>>Decide to get both the Hawk and the Snake.
If there is too much noise, we tell the snake to shut it and let he hawk hunt outside.

>>24769886
just the snake who knows what else we want to get here we can get a Hawk, or owl right before school, if we still want/need one.

>>24769886
We'll do THAT

>>24769886
>>Decide to get both the Hawk and the Snake.
Surely someone in the family can work out a magical IFF for the hawk, or at least teach it to recognize Mr. Gold as not-food.

>>24769971
This man is wise

>>24769886
Ask the snake how he feels about the hawk

>>24769917
>>24769961
>>24769982
I feel so bad for Kiritsugu. "so I adopted this kid and he turns my house into a zoo."

>>24769886
>Decide to just go with the Golden Snake.

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>>24769975
But that hasn't even been tested....

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>>24769975
❕❔

Oh, I thought we were going to get two snakes. Wish I had shown up earlier to throw my 2 cents in.

It'd probably be better to just get the snake, but it doesn't look like we're going that direction....

>>24769886
>Get KinKobra
>Wear him as a headdress
>Gain the fealty of all reptiles
>Create a spell that shoots snakes
>Snake fucking everything

>>24770205
>Gee Harry, how come your mom lets you have two snakes?
>NO DEATH!

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It is very tempting to go with both the Hawk and the Snake. Very tempting indeed. Hawks are awesome, and owning one would make you feel even more like a member of House Atreides, which should totally be a House at Hogwarts. But the hawk was probably a bad idea in the first place - you wouldn't have been able to sneak around with it, the way you would with the Golden Snake. More importantly, it might wind up bothering the von Einzberns, which is the last thing you want to do.

"Yeah, that was a silly idea anyways," you say, looking wistfully towards the bird aisle. Some day... some day. "I think I'll just take the Mr. Gold over there."

Tonks nods. "I'll go get the rest of the stuff you'll need for him." She smiles a wicked, cat like grin. "Why don't you and he get better acquainted, Mr. Snake Charmer."

She unlocks the Golden snake's cage, and gingerly picks him up, passing him to you. He's maybe a yard long a most, and is just wide enough to swallow a good sized mouse. You take him, and he curls around your right arm.

"'Ey, cholo," he hisses, disappearing up your wide sleeve. "Thisss isss nissse and warm. If you're gonna be taking me from thisss plassse, then I'm gonna have to claim thisss ssspot asss my own."

Tonks giggles. "Little guy seems to have taken a liking to you. Does he have a name?"

"No," you say. "He said it's been too long since he needed one; he forgot it."

"Well," she says, "I'd imagine he needs one now. Try to think of one by the time you leave." With that, she goes off to assemble the requisite equipment for snake keeping.

You...
>Head over to see what Illya has gotten up to.
>See if there's anything particularly neat in the shop [Roll 3d6]
>Go straight to the register to pick things up.
>[OTHER]

>Choose Name for [GOLD SNAKE]

>>24770298
Name him KinKaiser

>>24770280
>>Create a spell that shoots snakes
Serpensortia.

>>24770298
>Head over to see what Illya has gotten up to.
And
>KinKobra

Rolled 1, 6, 4 = 11

>>24770298
Ouroboros.
"Orry" for short.

Also,
>Neat things in shop!

>>24770298
>>Head over to see what Illya has gotten up to.
and show her Gil

Rolled 3, 4, 5 = 12

>>24770298
>>See if there's anything particularly neat in the shop [Roll 3d6]
Aw yeah, nigga.

He's gold, right? Call him Rothstein, or Sandberg, or some other Jew name.

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>>24770298
>She smiles a wicked, cat like grin.
>not using this image
It's okay OP.
I forgive you.
>>24770298
>Head over to see what Illya has gotten up to.

>>24770298

Mr Goldslitherer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy_PJODH3p0

>>24770298
Before we get with the naming, what kind of snake is it? Cant really name him anything punny without the right snake type

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Rolled 2, 3, 2 = 7

>>24770401
Golden Lancehead?

>>24770298
The snake must be known as Douglass. Because archaic human names make the best pet names.

>>24770451
Don't you mean Douglassssss?

Solomon, Hades, or Xana.
Them's my votes.

Rolled 4, 4, 1 = 9

>>24770298
>See if there's anything particularly neat in the shop

How about Gilgaconda

>>24770298
>>Head over to see what Illya has gotten up to.
Not that I don't trust her, but...

>>24770298
Oh yeah, and
>Head over to see what Illya has gotten up to.

Yeah, maybe we SHOULD call it Gilgamesh. It would get a laugh (vague smile?) out of Kerry, at least.

>>24770298
KinKaiser has my vote.

>>24770512
Either this or Nehushtan.

>>24770298
>Head over to see what Illya has gotten up to.

I vote gilgamesh

I vote gilgamesh or Kincobra

>>24770326
Auroboros. Because he's gold.

>>24770430
I really hope we aren't getting E-Rank Luck: Snake Edition.

>>24770512
I definitely agree with naming him SOMETHING Gilgamesh-related, since not only is it appropriate to the crossover at hand, but in the actual Epic of Gilgamesh, the snake in question steals and eats a plant that makes him young again, which basically makes the story a parable about the impossibility of postponing death.

Which seems like a pretty good way of poking fun at Voldemort, if you ask me.

>>24770617
If he actually is a cobra, Kincobra has my vote.

>>24770626
>I definitely agree with naming him SOMETHING Gilgamesh-related, since not only is it appropriate to the crossover at hand, but in the actual Epic of Gilgamesh, the snake in question steals and eats a plant that makes him young again, which basically makes the story a parable about the impossibility of postponing death.
Hey, wow, I had a vague thought relating to that. Nice to see that someone could articulate it. Something relating to Gil would be best, even if his name doesn't end up being Gilgamesh.

>>24770626
Lancers may have shit luck, but they are the broest of bros.

>>24770671
Yeah, that's why I mentioned the Lancehead. It was the most consistently gold-colored snake I could find, it's fucking rare, and Lancers are bros. It would have to have a more heroic death than Hedwig did.

>>24770701
Goes out engaging Nagini in MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAAAT! while we fight Voldy?

>>24770655
Something to do with the death of Gilgamesh could be good, since it was the snakes fault he did not become immortal.

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>>24770760
Euphrates was the name of the river that was redirected to cover his tomb (Which he built himself). Snakes and rivers are similar I guess.

>>24770807
>Gil built his own tomb
So was Gilthe first Master of Death or something? Are the Deathly Hallows in his Treasury??

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>First to Three: Gilgamesh

"Say," you whisper to the golden serpent as you walk to the front of the store, "what sort of snake are you, anyways? I don't remember reading about any snakes like you in biology class... then again, they hardly covered everything..."

You feel him tilting his head in confusion.

"I'm a sssnake, cholo," he says, matter of factly. "And a sssnake isss a sssnake, jussst like a rat isss a rat, yeah?"

"Well, no," you say. Some people are giving you a strange look, as you probably look like you're just hissing into the air. You ignore them. "There are a bunch of different types. Anacondas, Cobras, vipers, all sorts - you've got to be one of those, don't you?"

"No man," he says. "I'm jussst a sssnake. Jussst like my popsss wasss a sssnake, and jussst like hisss popsss wasss a sssnake, all the way back to our great, great, great, great grandpopsss, who alwaysss went on and on about how he wasss the firssst sssnake." You can feel him nodding. "I think he wasss full of hot air, though, cholo - popsss alwaysss said that the plantsss he usssed to eat made him a bit looney."

Huh. Well, there's something to think about. Oh, and there's Illya - she's still playing with the puppies, though the little guys seem to be all tuckered out. You sneak up behind her, formulating a clever prank to pull upon her.

"Alright, buddy," you say to the snake. "Slither just far out enough, and give her a little scare for me, will you?"

"I don't sssee the point of thisss," he says. "Isss thisss sssome sssort of human mating ritual?"

"Just do it."

The snake shakes his head, and slithers just out of your sleeve, coming to a rest on Illya's shoulder. Slowly, he begins to curl up and around, until his head is level with her ear. His tongue darts out, and she gives a bit of a start, turning towards you and...

>>24770882
Gives adorable goo-goo as to your new pal.

"Oh my god it's sooo~ cute!" she says! "Are you gonna bring him home, Harry? What are you gonna name him? I think you should name him Gilgamesh! Gilgamesh helped papa win the war last time, and he was all gold and stuff, just like this little guy! But will papa let you keep him? I hope so, he's sooo~ cute."

"That isss a powerful name, cholo," the snake says. "If I am to have one... Gilgamesssh will do... nisssely."

You...
>Tell Illya, yes, you'll be bring him home.
>Worry about Mr. Kiritsugu's reaction to Gil.
>Ask Illya if she thinks everything is cute.
>[OTHER]

>Teenage Tonks
>Looks like Nono

DON'T TEMPT ME AWAY FROM ILLYA DAMN YOU NERO!

>>24770888
>Tell Illya, yes, you'll be bring him home.
>Ask Illya if she thinks everything is cute.

>>24770888
Yep, totally bringing him home

But if the snake is named Gilgamesh then Illya's little brother can't be.

>>24770888
>Tell Illya, yes, you'll be bring him home.

>>24770298
>>24770882
>>24770888
Uh, Prof, I think 4chan ate your trip.
>Ask Illya if she thinks everything is cute.

>>24770917
Give that nigga a good Aryan name.

>>24770888
>>Ask Illya if she thinks everything is cute.

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>>24770917
Iri will be mildly disappointed. Kiritsugu, on the other had, will be over joyed.

>>24770933
Oh, shit, just noticed that. Thanks for the heads up.

>>24770888
>>Tell Illya, yes, you'll be bring him home.
then

>Worry about Mr. Kiritsugu's reaction to Gil.

>>24770958
And then the kid ends up named Kirei.

>>24770888
>Tell Illya, yes, you'll be bringing him home.
>Ask Illya if she thinks everything is cute.

>>24770904
This is sound. And Naming the snake Gilgamesh thus meaning Kiri has to let us keep it is a go.

>>24770888
>Tell Illya, yes, you'll be bring him home.

Is getting a snake going to push us more towards or away from Slytherin? (hufflepuff4lyfe)

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"Yep!" you tell Illya. "This little guy will be coming with us - I was actually just headed up to register to pay for everything." You beckon for her to follow you. "He likes the name that you gave to him, by the way - I think we'll stick with it."

Illya looks at you with happy eyes.

"That's adorable!" she says. "The bond that the two of you share is so strong already that you know what he's feeling! That's sooo~ sweet!"

You shake your head in amusement.

"Actually, he told me," you tell her.

Illya stops for a moment, a wide shock face of disbelief replacing her happy smile.

"Eh?" she all but shouts. "Harry, you can talk to snakes?"

Half the patrons nearby turn to the two of you, giving you looks mixed with curiosity, fear and distaste. You get a bit angry - who are they to judge you - but you do not let it master you. So much for keeping your ability on the down low.

You...
>Facepalm, explain things to Illya
>Hold yourself high and denounce the prejudice people hodl towards speakers.
>Slink towards the register, hoping no one notices you
>[OTHER]

When Harry gets to Hogwarts, he's gotta take some theoretical magic classes with Hermione so he can modify the Serpensortia spell and become a master Serpensmancer or whatever. Why use Avada Kedavra when you can chuck sapient Australian vipers at your enemies?

But he should not go to Slytherin, because going into the Designated Evil House is fucking stupid if you want to have anything more than 1/4 of the total population of the school on your side.

>>24771157
Could be either, though i feel it would be more accepted in slytherin than elsewhere.

>Facepalm, explain things to Illya

>>24771210
>Hold yourself high and denounce the prejudice people hodl towards speakers.
"What are you lookin' at, cholo?!"
Clearly these mongrels are just jealous.

>>24771157
Hufflepuffs tend to like animals in general more than other houses.

>>24771210
>>Hold yourself high and denounce the prejudice people hodl towards speakers.
Martin Luther Snake Jr.

>>24771210
Call everyone who looks at you cholos. Esplain how awesome snake talking is.

>>24771210
>Hold yourself high and denounce the prejudice people hodl towards speakers.

>>24771210
>>Facepalm, explain things to Illya
no at this point thats probable the lines of death for our head, and if we do it our face caves in.


do this
>Hold yourself high and denounce the prejudice people hodl towards speakers.

>>24771210
>Facepalm, explain things to Illya
>WALK to the register with her, not caring if anyone notices you. Because you're awesome.

>>24771283
>no at this point thats probable the lines of death for our head, and if we do it our face caves in.

MEoDP only work if you can actually see the line or dot you're cutting. It's still incredibly reckless for us to be out and about with mystic eye killers but our face is safe.

>>24771210
>Hold yourself high and BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT SPEAKERS

I eagerly await the Daily Prophet running articles about The Boy Who Lived being potentially another Dark Lord 6 years early.

>>24771390
Harry's eyes aren't as jury-rigged as Tohno's. He's fine without eye-killers, but only as long as he don't see something with an end he can't understand.
Eye killers will be necessary before going to Hogwarts, however. Hogwarts will fuck Harry up.

>>24771432
>The Boy Who Lived being potentially another Dark Lord 6 years ear
At which point we patiently explain to them that actually calling yourself a dark lord and ruling through fear is INCREDIBLY inefficient, and that if we were, no one would know it because we actually know what subtlety is

>>24771432
Then we join Hufflepuff.
Slytherins faces when...

>>24771432
I look forward to Harry investing in the Quibbler 5 years early.

>>24771461
>He's fine without eye-killers, but only as long as he don't see something with an end he can't understand.

I was more concerned about our fingernail catching on something it shouldn't.

>>24771464
That's stupid. By explaining it, you're basically announcing that it's your plan. Even if it isn't.

>>24771464
"If I wanted to become a heartless, sociopathic monster with no regard for human life I wouldn't become a Dark Lord, I'd become a politician."

>>24771531
>"If I wanted to become a heartless, sociopathic monster with no regard for human life I wouldn't become a Dark Lord, I'd become a journalist."
ftfy

>>24771526
which is why that ISN'T our plan

>>24771531
Sometimes I fear that, rather than become Shiki Tohno in Hogwarts, we'll become Wizard Calvin and Snake Hobbes featuring yandere Suzy.

Please tell me we're going to finish this shopping trip in this thread. At this rate we'll reach Hogwarts in a few years of threads.

>>24771572
> Wizard Calvin and Snake Hobbes featuring yandere Suzy

I see no problem with this if it means we can beat voldemort through a game of Calvinball

>>24771572
And this is bad?

>>24771572
All the best protagonists are bat-shit insane. Harry, therefore, will be no exception. Besides, even you wanted him to be a normal person, you should have gotten him a normal Origin.

>>24771548
Yes, but if we were to break down why only a moron would call himself a dark lord, we're asking for them to call us one no matter what we say or do. A brilliant schemer must keep anyone from knowing what a brilliant schemer he is, hmmmmaaaah.

>>24771584
We finish the shopping trip this thread, then spend the next ten on the train!

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>Why not both.jpg

You refrain from facepalming. Mostly because you can see the lines in your own face, and touching your face that broadly would probably have dire consequences. You've been trying to ignore the lines, and let them and the disturbing images they bring fade from the forefront of your vision. It's been working, but still...

"Yes, Illya, I can talk to snakes," you explain to her. A bit louder, you continue, "It's a rare wizarding gift, that in recent times has been associated mostly with the jerk who bounced the killing curse off of my forehead, so -some- people tend to judge the speaker on the actions of previous speakers, rather than their own."

Illya frowns, looking a bit downcast.

"Oh," she mumbles. "I basically just announced to the world that you're an evil wizard, didn't I."

You shake your head, taking her by the hand and resuming your walk towards the register.

"No," you respond. "You just announced to the world that I'm a parseltongue, is all. It'll be the people who heard you who will decide whether that alone is enough to lump me with the likes of that jerk." You ignore the looks that some of the people are giving you. "Personally, though, I'd prefer if they lumped me with the likes of Saint Patrick, instead."

"He was a parseltongue?" Illya asks. "Makes as much sense as anything else, if he drove the snakes out of Ireland."

A young redheaded girl, probably a year younger than you and Illya, steps between you and the register, tears welling up in her eyes.

"Harry Potter, how could you!?" she whines, her voice filled with betrayal. Illya seems to have a strange glint in her eyes, her hands twitching... you swear she mutters something about 'redheads...'

You...
>Sidestep the girl
>Let Illya deal with her
>Ask her what she's talking about
>[OTHER]

>>24771591
>You may be able to make a horocrux
>Hell, you might be able to make 7
>But tell me, "Dark Lord"...
>Can You Jam?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fgtxb9yBggc

>>24771627
Ask her what she's talking about.

>>24771627
>Ask her what she's talking about
O hai Ginny.
inb4 psychotic harmonians

>>24771627
>Ask her what she's talking about
Your father was very explicit about what happens if I break your heart

>>24771627
I want Ilya to beat the shit out of her. Let's she if she does.

>>24771591
>>24771597
>>24771604
Calvin is a snide, clever, but supremely lazy asshole that only puts effort into things if the result will be funny. That's Gryffindor material, and Gryffindor is boring. It might also be Ravenclaw, though.

>>24771663
I meant Shiki. Shiki was nuts.

>>24771663
>only puts effort into things if the result will be funny
Really, if it interests him at all.
Kid can memorize useless shit about dinosaurs or snakes, but his grades suck on toast because he's so goddamn lazy.

>>24771627
" Harry von Einzberns Potter, but nice to meet you" (extend hand)

>>24771627
>You lost me

Ask what she's talking about.

>>24771638
I dont think wizards know how basketball works

>>24771627
>>Let Illya deal with her
FEED HER TO THE IMOUTO

>>24771727
I don't know, Quidditch is close enough.

>>24771727
Okay, so that's ANOTHER thing to blow their minds with.
First we give them the gift of Daft Punk, then we give them the gift of Barkley.

>>24771727
Might as well show them.

>>24771735
>implying Illya isn't older than Harry.
Harry's birthday is the 31st of July, Illya's is the 30th of May.

We're going to grow up to be her younger man.

>>24771727
Its quidditch, minus bludgers and snitch, brooms, and each team only has 1 hoop.

and a time limit

>>24771627
>You're going to have to be more specific, miss.

>>24771627
>Ask her what she's talking about

Explain yourself, tiny redheaded person!

>>24771772
It doesn't matter how much older she is, Ilya is part of the genus Imouto

>>24771772
She was a few years older than Shirou, but she was still his imouto.

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>>24771772
Nigga, if you dare imply that Ilya is older than anyone within earshot of her she will tear out your soul and jam it into a Mr. Potato Head.

Remember, Shirou was younger, too.

>>24771793
>>24771812
>>24771828
Just accept that compared to our youthful protagonist, Illya is an old hag.

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>>24771922
Nigger, I will fight you.

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>>24771922
You.

You die first.

>>24771922
BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT OUR WAIFUMOUTO

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>>24771952
Come at me bro

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"You lost me..." you begin.

Who the heck is this girl again?

"You know exactly what I'm talking about, Harry Potter!" she says.

You stare at her for a moment, and then turn towards Illya. She is fuming, and you worry that if you don't resolve this situation soon, she may just start throeing her alchemy around. You wonder for a moment why this random, misinformed young girl is infuriating your best friend so much, but that can be resolved later.

"No, really," you tell her, "I don't."

"You're... you're supposed to be a hero, not a-"

Before the redheaded girl has a chance to continue her rant, a blue haired Tonks comes up from behind her and starts pinching her cheeks. The tears in her eyes actually start falling now, as the older girl's tormenting starts to get to her. Tonks shrinks down to her level, and starts berating her.

"Ginny Weasley," Tonks says, "Am I going to have to tell Charlie how you're having a spat with 'your destined true love'? Hmmmm? All over something as silly as talking to snakes?"

Illya's eyes light a furious inferno as the words 'Destined True Love,' though you don't notice it. Ginny's mumbles something through her pinched cheeks.

"I'm sorry," Tonks says, "I couldn't hear that. Could you speak up?"

"Stufid Changring..." the redhead whines out. "Reave my bwother out off dis... Ah'm sowwy, okay?"

"Good!" Tonks stops tormenting the younger girl. "Go on, then. Back to the puppies - Lord knows they probably miss you by now." The younger girl dashes off, and Tonks turns back towards you. "So, let's get your things settled, shall we, Kiddo?"

After some haggling, a photo with the manager "for his kids to see," you manage to walk out with a slightly better deal than Tonks thought you could have gotten - 20 Galleons, in total, for everything, including the Seedrat Box. Now that that's over with, you decide to go to...
>Broomstix
>Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment

>>24772079
Home, because at this rate we won't make it to hogwarts before 2014

>>24772079
>Broomstix

Gotta fly fast

>>24772079
It might be nice if we could fly. I don't think there's a lot of flying going around as a magus. And then we need to end this overly long shopping trip.

>>24772079
>Weasley
Should have fed her to the imouto...

>>Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment
We are here for school supplies, remember?

>>24772079
Wizarding Equipment
Best get that over with before we spend too much on a broomstick we can't actually use yet.

>>24772079
>Kuu kai?
After that
>Wisacre's Wizarding Equipment

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>>24772079
>Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment
Flying motorcycles are better than broomsticks anyways.

>>24772079
>>Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment
I have no idea what could be in here, lets find out.

>>24772117
There aren't actually any restrictions to Broomstick usage, except that first years aren't allowed to bring them to school

>>24772079
>Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment

We just splurged on a sweet-ass snake, so we should get the important shopping done before we blow a bunch of money on a broomstick.

>>24772079
>Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment
no need for a broomstick as yet. we can get one when we need one

>>24772131
Yeah, but we haven't into brooms yet. Why buy a broom now? Besides, >>24772123.

>>24772131
Thus, there is no need to buy one, and I'm sure we'd be buying an expensive one, before we have the rest of our gear for school.
Going back to the bank would be embarrassing.

>>24772162
>>24772153
I'm the dude who said we should leave. I was just correcting his misconception that we couldn't use a broom.

>>24772123
Huh. Seconding this line of thought. It would appeal to Emiya as well do to the mundane/wizard dual nature. Kind of hard to ride a broom around town after all.

>>24772079
Broomstix, don't want to not have enough Galleons for a good broom.
Ask Illya why she seemed so angry.
I have to say I really like the "Harry doesn't know about sex" gag. Kind of a shame it'll have to end as soon as we back get to school.

Speaking of school, OP you referred to it as a "middle school" which isn't really a thing in England. We have primary school up to 11, then secondary school from there to 16 (compulsory education stops here), then sixth form college until 18, then university. Also primary schools usually have only one teacher for all subjects for each class, and usually a year group is just one class. Harry's school is apparently extremely american.

>>24772123
Also illegal.

>>24772209
PDF fag can retcon it, I assume.

>>24772222
Tell that to Sirius.

>>24772222
Flying broomsticks are probably illegal in muggle Britain, too. The trick is to either not get caught like a fag, or the Gilderoy Lockhart special.

>>24772249
he is a wanted murder and should be in jail !

>>24772266
As a magus, I am hardpressed to believe we really care about wizard politics.

>>24772266
And, while he was still a member in good standing of the Order of the Phoenix, he owned a flying motorbike, which he loaned to Hagrid to deliver Harry to the Dursleys. And he never faced any legal issues over it.

>>24772296
Shouldn't he have, though? Weasley's Car was nearly illegal, seeing as he enchanted it himself and it wasn't supposed to fly. Why isn't Sirius' bike illegal?

>>24772313
>The Norton F1 is illegal to use on British roads
What?!
WHY?!

>>24772296
It wasn't illegal then.

Actually now I think about it I don't think enchanting muggle items becomes illegal until Arthur gets a law passed at the start of book 2.

>>24772322
Wait, shit, my mistake. I was thinking of something else. Forget that.

>>24772335
>until Arthur gets a law passed at the start of book 2.
Well then, I guess we're gonna need to have words with Mr. Weasley. Words about what happens to people who cramp our style.

>>24772354
I don't know if we can kill laws, but I am ready to try.

>>24772079
>'Destined True Love,'
I feel kind of bad for Ginny.

Not getting off the Illya wagon though, nobrakes.

>>24772397
Luna is best HP

>>24772397
Luna's better. rowling agreed, don't bother her about it.

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You walk down the block to the last "mandatory" shop on your list, a place called Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment. It's a packed little shop, that apparently has everything on the first year school supply list - from the Bog Standard Iron Cauldron, to the Brass Telescope, to the various foul smelling regeants that you're required to buy for potions class. All in all, everything comes to around 40 Galleons, bringing your total down to 119.

"Check this out, Harry!" Illya chirps from...

Within a trunk. That also happens to have a small apartment inside of it. Well isn't that interesting.

You ask a store clerk about the various options you have for storing your equipment - apparently, one of the applications of Wizard magic is the creation of 'Extradimensional Storage'. In short, things that are bigger on the inside than the are on the outside, kind of like the 'Bag of Holding' in some of Dudley's computer games.

You're fairly sure that one of the True Magics is involved in that, somehow.

The clerk hands you a list of NEAT THINGS that you can add to the Trunk - all trunks they sell here are already twice as big within as they are without.

>LIST OF TRUNKS ADDONS
>Extra Compartment: 5 G
>Increased Storage of 1 Compartment to 3x: 5 G
>Apartment Compartment (Unfurnished): 75 G
>Potions Lab Compartment (Furnished): 50 G
>Permanent Featherlight Charm: 15 G
>Wards Against Damage: 5 G
>Wheels: 1 G

>>24772407
Oh god yeah. Luna was by far the best girl in the books and had way better chemistry than that monster waking up in Harry's chest (wtf was up with that metaphor?)

>>24772421
>>Wheels: 1 G
Gotta go fast.

>>Apartment Compartment (Unfurnished): 75 G
>>Potions Lab Compartment (Furnished): 50 G
Sorry, goblins.

>>24772421
We need to get the most pimped out trunk we can afford, obviously.

>>24772421
Let's keep it relatively modest, can always get extras installed at a later date.
>Extra Compartment: 5 G
>Wards Against Damage: 5 G
>Wheels: 1 G

Can we sell our image for advertising in exchange for a subsidized pimp trunk?

>>24772421
I'm going to say yes to the
Extra Compartment, Featherlight Charm, Wards Against Damage, Wheels
26 G isn't much to pay for "I can take all my shit everywhere."

>>24772421
>You're fairly sure that one of the True Magics is involved in that, somehow.
Usul we have Kaleidoscopesign the likes of which GOD has not seen!
>>24772421
Wheels are a must. I'd say no to the featherweight charm, because it's mass makes it useful as an improvised weapon.

>>24772421
How much is the trunk by itself?

>>24772421
>Wards Against Damage: 5 G
>Permanent Featherlight Charm: 15 G
>Wheels
We can work on other stuff later

>>24772482
I think the trunk is included in the "we need this stuff" 40 Galleons.

>>24772476
"I'm Harry Potter, and this is my favorite store in Diagon Alley

>>24772498
Y'know, Wizards would actually be stupid enough to buy that EVERY store is our favorite. Even competing ones.

>>24772421
Extra compartment, increased storage, featherlight, anti-damage, and wheels.

>>24772433
The writer apparently couldn't into romance, or men, or something, and decided to make the main character fall in love with the ugly chick because she had a good enough relationship with her actor. Seriously, that was the reason, she liked the actor so she fucked up the characters.

>>Apartment Compartment (Unfurnished): 75 G

Regardless of anything else, this is a must.

We're a Magus, and for a measly 75 galleons we get our own ready-made secret workshop.

>>24772462
Cheap but useful!

We don't really need the really huge compartments, featherlight doesn't help that much cause we won't be moving it around that much aside from travelling to and from hogwarts.

>>24772421
>>Potions Lab Compartment (Furnished): 50 G

>Permanent Featherlight Charm: 15 G
>Wards Against Damage: 5 GX2 lets get this on the inside double strong
>Wheels: 1 G

>>24772519
I think she ended up regretting it. Everyone, including HERSELF, liked Luna better.

>>24772528
That... Is a good point. A damp good point.

Bonus points if we can make some forms of portal connecting our secret workshop to ilyas. Assuming she gets one.

How many wheels can we get, and where can we put them? How much would small alchemical jets cost?
This is important.

>>24772563
Pimp my trunk with wiz'zbit?

>>24772528
I forgot Harry's also a magus.
Yeah, we need this from the beginning. Iri can help set it up. Can't miss any magus training.

>>24772563
well, wingardium leviosa is a 1st year spell, so rocket trunks shouldn't require wheels. I'm more curious how the weight of the contents scale with the weight of the trunk, which may make featherlight charms more valuable depending on how much we want to load into it

>>24772528
Go go secret magus workshop!

We need someplace to practice our magecraft away from the prying eyes of other students.

>>24772354
>>24772383
Wait, guys, we get him a better car to play with as a bribe.
Flying RX7?
Maybe convince these silly Wizards that only rotaries can fly.

>>24772591
I agree, having a portable workshop is golden
>>24772421
>>Apartment Compartment (Unfurnished): 75 G
>>Permanent Featherlight Charm: 15 G
>>Wards Against Damage: 5 G

>>24772421
Grab the unfurnished apartment, nothing else

>>24772599
>rocket trunks shouldn't require wheels
Yeah. Okay. Let's NOT set the land speed record on our luggage.
Fag.

>>24772421
All of it. ALL OF IT.

>>24772616
They're pretty retarded. Like, if magi are bad, wizards are out of this world stupid. We can basically do anything.

>>24772528
This, this, this. We are a magus, we need a workshop and it's not like we can steal a room at hogwarts. Though whether barrier fields are detectable by wizards, given that they are not magi, bares investigation

>>24772421

>Extra Compartment: 5 Gx3

>Increased Storage of 1 Compartment to 3x: 5 G
make the extra ones extra big.

>Potions Lab Compartment (Furnished): 50 G
fuck yea a lab


>Permanent Featherlight Charm: 15 G
well if it has a whole lab we need it


>Wards Against Damage: 5 G can we take multiples of this like X 5


>Wheels: 1 G
pimping

>>24772643
Mostly I'm interested in increasing demand for rotaries. Because I just fucking love rotaries with a completely illogical passion.

>>24772624
Seconding this. Hidden workshop, easily portable, durable.

Maybe add FAST WHEELS as well, since its cheap.

>>24772656
Apartment rather than potions. We want space, not random potions crap.

>>24772624
As long as we're getting this much, may as well have wheels.
unless we want to be extra sure our trunk doesn't go anywhere while we're wheeling it around?
Also, I wonder how much warding Kiritsugu can put on this thing? It would be hilarious. The trunk will be so well defended, and then we can walk out the other side into other workshops. I'm liking this plan.

>>24772682
Aye. We're getting this shit as a Magus workshop, and our magecraft isn't based on alchemy. The potions workshop wouldn't really help.

>>24772624
This plus wheels

>>24772480
If we have the chest with us, one would hope that we'd have something INSIDE that would serve us better as a weapon than the chest itself.

>>24772462
>Let's keep it relatively modest, can always get extras installed at a later date.
Do we know this? We should ask how easily modified chests are. We know that chests are available with all these functions, but we don't know whether it is possible to add functionality to the chests easily.

>>24772624
This seems like the best plan, with wheels seeming cheap enough that it's probably worth adding them on as well.

>>24772624
This, plus wheels.

We definitely want some extra compartments, at the least so that if we have dangerous materials, they are not right with the rest of our stuff.

Don't want our Rocket Launchers with our Lab equipment after all.

Just a reminder that we're (probably) going to need to go back to the bank to buy the mobile workshop. However, the workshop is absolutely necessary. We're going to be doing shit that will raise a few Wizarding alarms in there.

If Kerry asks, we just bought a whole secret workshop for a few hundred quid.

>>24772771
Our magus workshop will have an armory. We can't exactly be Kerry's successor if we don't have an armory.

>>24772771
And we obviously need a whole separate room for our tactical cocaine, and assorted glocks.

>>24772781
We have like, 110 galleons at the moment, which is enough to get a pimped out trunk

So it looks like the consensus is:

>Apartment Compartment (Unfurnished): 75 G
>Permanent Featherlight Charm: 15 G
>Wards Against Damage: 5 G
>Wheels: 1 G

That'll cost us 96 of our 119 galleons.

Should we throw on an extra compartment or two just for kicks? We've got the dosh and this is our last stop unless we want to buy a bargain-bin broomstick, which I doubt.

I'd advocate adding an extra compartment for 5, and increasing its size for a further 5.

>>24772816
We are going to need a separate trunk for the moist nugget collection. How can we face /k/ without one?

>>24772822
Could have sworn we spent more. Fuck, the wonders one can achieve when they don't piss away time and money on Quidditch.

>>24772829
Alright. We'll be poor, but I support i t.

>>24772829
yes

>>24772771
I figure that the main compartment, which I assume is the bog standard
>all trunks they sell here are already twice as big within as they are without.
should be enough to handle any dangerous materials.

Though perhaps a second storage compartment is in order so we are able to separate mundane dangerous equipment from magical dangerous equipment?

>>24772829
Well, fancy that.

>>24772829
Throwing my support in behind this.

>>24772843
We won't be poor, we'll just have to revisit the bank some time.

>>24772829
I support all the propositions.

>>24772829
Yeah, I see no reason not to.

>>24772829
>ever buying a broomstick at all
>not having a whole garage of magick'd to the gills sports cars in our trunk like some kind of Magus/Wizard Tony Stark

>>24772829
Lets say two Extra compartments, one of them Plus sized. thats... 111 Galleons Total.

Do we want to get ilya a secret workshop as well? Or can she afford one? As it seems like the sort of thing kiri would see the merit of getting his daughter.

Is there any way to convince old man Acht to whip us up a Sella and Leysritt to hang out in our workshop and keep shit in order? A nigga's gotta have maids.

>>24772421
We need to ask RIGHT NOW whether it's possible to put trunks inside of other trunks.

I'm curious guys, what subjects do you reckon Illya will take to NEWT level? Could definitely see potions and transfiguration for alchemy applications, other than that I'm not sure.

>>24772908
>Sella and Leysritt
>not wanting your own personal Hisui
Nigga you gay.

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"How does the weight of what's inside of the strunk scale with the how much the trunk weighs when you try to carry it around?" you ask the clerk.

The Clerk, who himself is an extremely charming and interesting character whom I am sure you would all love to have an intermissory thread in which you have wacky adventures regarding his life as a Clerk in Wiseacre's, dumps some info on you. "Modifying the space doesn't modify the weight - everything you put into it will weigh as much as the things that you place into it."

"So that'll be a yes to the featherlight charm then..." you say, rubbing your chin.

In the end, you wind up spending 105 GP on your trunk, obtaining a chamber with space equivalent to that of an unfurnished apartment, a second chamber on top of the first, a ward against damage, wheels, and, of course, a permanent featherlight charm. Your pockets feel a bit lighter, but you won't be able to use any broom that you buy for most of the next year, anyways.

"Alright, where to next?" Illya asks.

You decide to...
>Window shop at Broomstix
>Head to the meet up point
>Check the Alley for shops you missed
>[OTHER]

>It's anime night, so I'll be back in a bit over an hour.

>>24772904
>A magus not getting his heir a special workshop when shown one at a hilariously low price
He'll get her a better one than Harry's.

>>24772927
End the shopping trip from hell.

>>24772927
DONE.
Let's go home and get on with a training timeskip.
This is a nice quest and all but it's taking a while to get anywhere.

>>24772781
We've got 118 left, right? We should be good.

>>24772927
>>Head to the meet up point

>>24772927
>Head to the meet up point
Please can we get to the train now?
Was nice to fiddle about in the alley, but lets get learning spells and MAGIC!

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>>24772959

>>24772925
Hisui is not a homunculus, and Leys is retard moe supreme. But if we can get them both, sure, why the fuck not.

>>24772927
>>Head to the meet up point
Are we women or something. We have shit to do.

>>24772927
>>Head to the meet up point
Enough is enough, we spent FAR too much time shopping.

>>24772927
>Head to the meet up point

Alright, we've got our Fortress of Solitude, our bitchin' snake, and all our other gubbins.

Time to play "Pimp my Secret Workshop" with kerry. He's going to love this.

>>24772927
>Head to the meet up point, inform kiritsugu of the wonders of secret worlshop

>>24772980
>Please can we get to the train now?

It's only December and we still haven't met Mr Zelretch or that priest.

I say after our next maths class we stay behind for a bit and say "Mr Zelretch are you an ancient egyptian wizard?"

>>24772927
> [X] Apartment Compartment (Unfurnished): 75 G
> [X] Extra Compartment: 5 G
> [X] Wards Against Damage: 5 G
> [X] Wheels: 1 G
> [X] Permanent Featherlight Charm: 15 G

Isn't that 101, not 105?

Either way, >Head to the meet up point. We're done here.

>>24773037
Ancient egyptian vampire wizard my boy, get it right.

>>24772927
>Head to the meet up point

>>24773078
Whoops, that was stupid. We might have paid more, not less. Get that money back.

>Pimp the hidden workshop
>identify Gil's species
>interrogate Zelretch
>learn about sex

Anything else we need to accomplish between now and departing for Hogwarts? As much fun as talking to Zelretch might be, it'll set us back a couple threads. I'd rather get to Hogwarts sometime this month.

>>24773285
>Anything else we need to accomplish between now and departing for Hogwarts?

>Study the fuck out of our books.
>Learn as much magecraft as possible and get assignments to work on at Hogwarts.
>MYSTIC EYE KILLERS

>>24772927
>End Scene

>>24773285
Learn more CQC from Kiritsugu

>>24772927
Are Broomsticks part of the year one package? because if so,w e should check them out.

[X]Window shop at Broomstix
Afterwads, meetup point. Magical Fun!

>>24773429
Broomsticks are FORBIDDEN during first year, making them useless.

>>24773453
I think we're all planning on getting into Quiddich.

Oh man, I can see this scene for kids with the apartment trunks.

"GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"FINE MOM I WILL!" And then the miserable cunt of a child hops into his trunk.

>>24773453
>Broomsticks are FORBIDDEN during first year
Unless your mummy and daddy are famous.

I wonder how Snape's gonna react to a studious and intelligent Harry who doesn't really "get" why everyone makes a big deal about who he is.

>>24773453
Originally, Harry got around this restriction with Quidditch, but FFFFFFUCK Quidditch - we have experiments to run.

>>24773485
Nah. More worthwhile to run experiments and shit. If we really "have" to get into sports, then dueling is probably a better option anyway.

>>24773485
First years aren't allowed on the team.
Unless your mummy and daddy are famous.

>>24773523
I thought it was because we showed the talent to be the best damn seeker in decades.

>>24773517
>dueling
Do we appraoch it Sousuke style?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEEIGrTjs6M

>>24773492
The same, as long as Harry looks like James but has Lily's eyes. Snape got NTR'd unfathomably hard, so he's going to hound Harry for as long as he can get away with it.

>>24773485
Fuck Quidditch, fuck you for bringing it up, and fuck Rowling for wasting so much time on "Harry looks for a ball."

Seriously though, nothing interesting is going to happen playing Quidditch. We've all already read Harry Potter and watched the films if we want Quidditch.

>>24773553
NTR would imply there was a relationship.
Snape was too much of a fucking pussy to even make a move.

>>24773553
That's an interesting point.

DO we still have Lilly's eyes? MEoDP and all.

>>24773547
I think we do.

>>24773569
>not wanting to apply Capoeira skills to being the greatest Beater of all time
We need to figure out how to magic an iPod so it'll work on Hogwarts grounds. Gotta have music for a proper Roda.

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>>24773575
>NTR would imply there was a relationship.
You need to read more NTR.
Besides:
>Lily Evans and her family likely lived in the same town, close to Spinner's End. After watching her for some time, Severus noticed her evident magical abilities and began making friendly overtures. The two bonded quickly and it appears that he was very interested in Lily right from the beginning, though she only regarded him as a good friend. During this time he also developed a contempt towards her older sister, Petunia. This was most likely because she made disparaging comments about his clothes and residence, but may also be because she was a Muggle.

>>24773553
>Lily's eyes

That reminds me, Mystic Eyes often change colour when activated. Given how ours are permanently on we might not have Lily's eyes anymore. I believe both Shiki's eyes are blue so maybe that's the colour of MEoDP (I know Tohno doesn't actually have the same type of eyes as Ryogi and god knows which type we have but still).

>>24773634
At the very least, they're not green anymore. We might have stolen Voldy's reptilian eyes.

>>24773634
Actually, the eye color thing in the KnK movies was artistic license. That's never described as occurring in the books.

>>24773634
>>24773594
Isn't the color change only used to tell the audience that the eyes are being used? I don't think they actually change in-universe.

>>24773634
>That reminds me, Mystic Eyes often change colour when activated.

WRONG WRONG WRONG.

That's a visual cue for the audience's benefit. They don't actually change color.

>>24773673
Arcueid's do.

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Holy shit, this is exactly like my chinese porn comics. Poor Snape.

Yeah, but hers are different Mystic Eyes, and the color change has more to with her being a vampire than any magical side effect.

>>24773612
Even if we become the greatest Beater ever, we're not leaving the school, and we'll only be wasting time recreating scenes from the show when we could be becoming the unholy love child of Voldemort, Dumbledore, and Kerry.

>>24773485
Not really. Full-blown Magus is what I'm thinking. Spending our free time trying to combine Magecraft and potter magic for fun profit, and SCIENCE!
Besides, we were probably going to accidentally kill the snitch if we tried to catch it.

>>24773753
>Dumbledore Homo Gland
Old fart's still got it.

>>24773768
If we want to be a good magus, we have to spend too much time sequestered in dark rooms doing unfathomable, painful, and probably illegal experiments to a wide variety of test subjects.

>>24773768
>Full-blown Magus
Wait, why do you want to be Fast Wheels?

>>24773818
Or, we could spend too much time sequestered in our luggage smashing thaumaturgy with wizardry and seeing what happens. Also, Time Turners.