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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
Valkyrian Mercs Quest: Part 9 05/10/13(Fri)21:59 No.24755220
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Valkyrian Mercs Quest: Part 9 Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/10/13(Fri)21:59 No.24755220
You've been waiting for it! It's VALKYRIAN MERCS QUEST time!

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Valkyrian%20Mercs%20Quest
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/DSWLkWTY

Don't know what Valkyria Chronicles is? Check it out here! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valkyria_Chronicles

You are JAGER STURMFUHRER, leader of the fledgling mercenary company DEMONS OF RANDGRIZ. In addition to fighting Imps for money and vengeance, you have your own private mission to hunt down Karla, your former fiance who sided with the Imperials and destroyed your home.

You've recently arrived in the Federation nation of Albion to help defend it against a possible amphibious attack. However, your boots barely hit the deck before you were assigned a mission to break up a spy ring. However, through a chain of extraordinary events, you not only smashed the spy ring apart, but also managed to capture an Imperial u-boat (mostly) intact. After a massive victory party that left you with a headsplitting wakeup call, you met with the mysterious and totally trustworthy Colonel Lynch of the Albion Intelligence service. He's agreed to help pay for repairs and maintenance of the u-boat, now christened the Vergeltung, in return for being able analyze it.

After rooting out more Imperial spies, you were sent out with the Vergeltung to investigate a possible staging point for Imperial infiltrators, only to find that it was a staging point for the entire Imperial invasion fleet. Thinking quickly, you came up with a daring (and crazy) plan to sink the Imperial flagship, the Lion of the Empire, which you somehow managed to pull off.

However, despite their loss, the Imperials have pressed ahead with the invasion anyways. While defending the beaches, you've inflicted massive losses on the attacking Imps. However, you've now drawn the attention of their Commander, Sir Fleisher the Red Swallow.

(cont)
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/10/13(Fri)22:03 No.24755275
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/10/13(Fri)22:03 No.24755275
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>>24755220
"Incoming armor!" Alek yells. "The Imps got freaking tanks!

"That's... a lot of tanks." Sam blanches. "Elite ones too, from the looks of it."

"Red noses..." Tarin nods. "Definitely not standard."

"I'm afraid Lynch's plan worked a little too well." You sigh.

"We've got enough torpedoes for two more passes." Captain Davos says. "Do you want us to target the troops ships or the tanks?"

>Target the troop ships! The tanks can't take the beach on their own!
>Target the tanks! They're tear the defenses apart!
>Other
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:04 No.24755295
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:04 No.24755295
>>24755275
Hit those tanks!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:04 No.24755296
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:04 No.24755296
>>24755275
>Target the tanks! They're tear the defenses apart!
If we're lucky the red swallow will be one of the ones we hit.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)22:05 No.24755301
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)22:05 No.24755301
>>24755275
Target the tanks! They're tear the defenses apart!
Gotta hit the biggest threats first

Also wow, its been awhile since I got right at the start of this quest
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:05 No.24755306
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:05 No.24755306
>>24755275
>Target the tanks! They're tear the defenses apart!
My body is ready.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:05 No.24755308
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:05 No.24755308
>>24755275
>Target the troop ships! The tanks can't take the beach on their own!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:05 No.24755311
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:05 No.24755311
>>24755275
>Other
Hailing Frequency:
"TO THE KNIGHT LEADING THIS ASSAULT, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BARE-KNUCKLE BRAWL IN THE CENTER OF THE BEACH"
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:06 No.24755316
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:06 No.24755316
>>24755275
Tanks, have the guns aim for the boats. After all, I don't care how good the imperial armor is, it can't take a torpedo hit without at least suffering catastrophic mobility damage.
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Captain Brutus
05/10/13(Fri)22:06 No.24755326
Captain Brutus 05/10/13(Fri)22:06 No.24755326
>>24755275
>Target the tanks! They're tear the defenses apart!

Got to take out the biggest threat first.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:07 No.24755330
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:07 No.24755330
>inb4 it's Erik Schnee commanding the tanks

please be Erik commanding the tanks
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:07 No.24755339
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:07 No.24755339
>>24755275
>Target the troop ships! The tanks can't take the beach on their own!

>>24755311
might as well
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:08 No.24755356
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:08 No.24755356
>>24755311
This is one of the downsides of being a shocktrooper. We can't have climatic duels with tanks.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:09 No.24755362
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:09 No.24755362
>>24755330

>Sir Erik Schnee, the Phoenix Knight leading the charge

flee the battle is already lost
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:10 No.24755376
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:10 No.24755376
>>24755311
no
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:11 No.24755393
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:11 No.24755393
Fuck. I'm slightly late.

>Target the tanks! They're tear the defenses apart!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:11 No.24755394
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:11 No.24755394
>>24755356
>We can't have climatic duels with tanks.
yes we can.

We just stand on the tank with a big, Fuck-off banner
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:12 No.24755400
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:12 No.24755400
>>24755330
No, it's a different Knight. Fleisher, The Red Swallow.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:13 No.24755432
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:13 No.24755432
>>24755400
Do not pollute our fantasies with your 'facts'.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:14 No.24755439
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:14 No.24755439
COME AT US SWALLOW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECMpaEQ0MFU
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:14 No.24755449
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:14 No.24755449
>>24755394
No, but we can ride on top of our tank, then when we get close enough, jump onto the other tank, climb in through the hatch, and take them in CQC.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:15 No.24755457
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:15 No.24755457
>>24755275
>Target the troop ships! The tanks can't take the beach on their own!

The tanks are going to have a hard time driving over all the wreckage and corpses
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:15 No.24755465
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:15 No.24755465
lets lob a smoke grenade in to red's tank!
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Rolled 14, 17, 17, 8, 2, 2, 16, 20 = 96

>>24755275
With the arrival of the tanks, the shore batteries and the Vergeltung begin concentrating their fire on them. Artillery shells and torpedoes begin to bracket the approaching floating armor.

"Guys. I have a crazy idea." You say.

"Oh god no, Cap. Your crazy plans always turn out bad." Sam shakes her head.

"What are you gonna do?" Brillant asks.

"I'm going to challenge the Red Swallow to a duel."

The rest of the squad is silent for several long seconds.

"What? He's a knight! It's an honor thing. Trust me, I know." You try and reassure them.

"Sir, I just have to say that you've got my undying respect." Ramirez salutes.

"SIR FLEISHER!" You yell over the open comms. "This is JAGER STURMFUHRER. You're here for me, aren't you? Well here I am! I challenge you to a DUEL!"

You then wait for an answer.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:17 No.24755496
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:17 No.24755496
Rolled 20

>>24755487
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:17 No.24755502
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:17 No.24755502
Rolled 14

>>24755487
For the dice gods
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:17 No.24755503
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:17 No.24755503
Rolled 11

>>24755487
You know you want to.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:17 No.24755504
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:17 No.24755504
Rolled 10

>>24755487
I'm gonna need a drink, aren't I?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755505
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755505
Rolled 10

>>24755487
I SHALL DEFEND THIS BEACH WITH A SINGLE STORTROOPER, WHAT FORCES DO YOU WISH TO BID?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755510
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755510
Rolled 15

>>24755487
oh dear those dice
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755511
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755511
>>24755496
Aint gonna get any better.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755514
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755514
>>24755449
Or just learn to also drive a tank. It's not like Welkin couldn't be both a scout and a tanker. Plus, then we can taunt the Imperials about how our tank is a product of "superior Darcsen engineering"
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755515
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755515
Rolled 11

>>24755487
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755518
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755518
>>24755496
Oh yes.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755519
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755519
>>24755504
not with my roll you wont! (get one anyway!)
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755522
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755522
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>>24755496
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755523
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755523
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>>24755496
GASP.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755525
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:18 No.24755525
>>24755496
We got this shit.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)22:19 No.24755528
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)22:19 No.24755528
>>24755496
Well, this is the way we should start every thread
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:19 No.24755539
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:19 No.24755539
>>24755504
Correction: I AM going to need a drink.
A goddamn bottle of CHAMPAGNE.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:20 No.24755555
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:20 No.24755555
>>24755496
You will get your fist fight men!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:21 No.24755564
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:21 No.24755564
Fuck yes, caught this Quest. I've been reading it on suptg since the start, damn time zones.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:21 No.24755570
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:21 No.24755570
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:21 No.24755577
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:21 No.24755577
>>24755539
>champagne
>not Sternenhalde Riesling-Sylvaner Zürichsee
Some Gallian you are.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:22 No.24755589
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:22 No.24755589
>>24755570
Picture this... but with TANKS.
>>24755577
How... how the BALLS do you pronounce that?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:22 No.24755592
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:22 No.24755592
>>24755570
Replace the segways with tanks and that's what is going to happen.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:23 No.24755600
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:23 No.24755600
>>24755589
>>24755592
do we still do it at a brisk walking pace?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:24 No.24755619
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:24 No.24755619
>>24755589
Or we let him get out for the duel and then pull out a shotgun. Because shooting someone in the gut with a shotgun when they least expect it is the most honorable thing ever.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:24 No.24755622
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:24 No.24755622
>>24755589
Unless I'm gravely mistaken, Stern-en-hal-de Rees-ling-sil-vah-ner Zyu-rick-see
It's a red wine from one of the German speaking regions of Switzerland.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:24 No.24755623
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:24 No.24755623
if we win this we loot his tank!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:25 No.24755642
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:25 No.24755642
>>24755619
Then we have an entire beach of imps to kill. Genius!
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:27 No.24755678
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:27 No.24755678
>>24755619

We can make it sound honorable later, the victors write history, after all.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:27 No.24755688
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:27 No.24755688
were is that guy who likes to Rejoice or something like that?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:28 No.24755701
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:28 No.24755701
>>24755688
Right above you.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:28 No.24755702
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:28 No.24755702
>>24755688

Right above you, friend.
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Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)22:28 No.24755705
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)22:28 No.24755705
So what dueling rules are used in this universe? Usually it goes something like:

1. Challenger picks location
2. Challenged picks weapon
3. Challenger can refuse weapon pick if he can't use it/doesn't have one

This is going to end in a fistfight isn't it. Did Beta bring her camera?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:29 No.24755714
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:29 No.24755714
>>24755619
No.
Do you even Batchall?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:29 No.24755715
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:29 No.24755715
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>>24755619
>>24755678
NEITHER OF YOU HAVE HONOR
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:30 No.24755734
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:30 No.24755734
>>24755705
>We're not playing children's card games
ITS TIME TO DUEL
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:30 No.24755735
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:30 No.24755735
>>24755714
Activate enhanced imaging
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/10/13(Fri)22:30 No.24755742
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/10/13(Fri)22:30 No.24755742
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>>24755487
>>24755496
There's no immediate answer, which makes you unsure if the Red Swallow even heard you. However you see that the Vergeltung and the shore batteries' barrage was rather successful. Four tanks are struck and sunk, while the Red Swallow's heavy tank takes a direct hit. There's a massive secondary explosion, causing the vehicle to belch fire and smoke, but the thing just keeps coming. As soon as it hits the beach, you hear a voice boom over the radio.

"YOUR CHALLENGE IS ACCEPTED."

With that, the tanks and troop transports hit the beach, but do not fire or disembark. Confused, the Albionese defenders stop firing as well.

A hatch from the burning heavy tank opens up, belching out more black smoke, and you see a large, powerfully built man climb his way out.

"Come then, Jager Sturmfuhrer!" The man shouts, striding onto the middle of the beach. "We shall dictate the terms of this duel!"

Your squad turns to face you.

>Go and meet him.
>Nah, just shoot him now.
>Other
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:30 No.24755745
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:30 No.24755745
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>>24755715

Not particularly.


He did, though!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:31 No.24755747
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:31 No.24755747
>>24755705
The duel is going to be a shirtless fist fight on the beach.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:31 No.24755752
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:31 No.24755752
>>24755742
>Go and meet him.
Sniper, pop his head if he tries to pull anything
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:31 No.24755757
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:31 No.24755757
>>24755742
>Go and meet him.

Jager is a former noble. He knows about honor.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:32 No.24755761
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:32 No.24755761
>>24755742
>>Nah, just shoot him now.

All honor ever did for us is take away out fiancee and burn our estate.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:32 No.24755762
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:32 No.24755762
>>24755742
>Go and meet him.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:32 No.24755766
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:32 No.24755766
>>24755742
>Go and meet him.

pistols at 12 paces!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:33 No.24755773
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:33 No.24755773
>>24755761
That was the imps not honor.
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Captain Brutus
05/10/13(Fri)22:33 No.24755778
Captain Brutus 05/10/13(Fri)22:33 No.24755778
>>24755742
>Go and meet him.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:33 No.24755782
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:33 No.24755782
>>24755773

Her oath, her honor, friend.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:33 No.24755783
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:33 No.24755783
Rolled 19

>>24755742

>go and meet him

queue epic fight music
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:33 No.24755785
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:33 No.24755785
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>>24755742
>Go and meet him.
This is going to be ridiculous and awesome.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755789
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755789
>>24755742
>Go and meet him.

If we straight up kill him then we will have an advantage but then all of his men will attack right away.

However, before we go out, make sure that a sniper has a bead on the Red Swallow, that everyone, especially people with explosives, are reloaded and have ranging for the enemy forces. So if things go south we can just drop a pile of death on them.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755791
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755791
>>24755742
We shall fight like men!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755794
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755794
>>24755742
>Go and meet him

Shooting him is just going to cause a huge backlash. We have a way to end this without dragging things out.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755797
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755797
>>24755742
>Go and meet him
What are we without honor?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755800
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755800
>>24755782
we can crush her with our honor!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755801
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:34 No.24755801
>>24755742
>Go and meet him.
"Be ready to pop him if he tries to cheat. ONLY if he tries to cheat. Belkans are big on honor. If I can beat him in a fair duel, we can turn this invasion back here and now."
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:35 No.24755812
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:35 No.24755812
>>24755800

Ah fuck it.


Changing vote, let's STURMFUHRER this fucker.
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)22:35 No.24755818
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)22:35 No.24755818
>>24755742
>Go and meet him.
Nothing like starting up a tale of legendary duel that stopped an invasion to spread our names.

Think of all the money we will be offered from everyone just for this (if it goes well, of course)
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:36 No.24755838
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:36 No.24755838
>>24755812
Rejoice! For he has seen the light!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:36 No.24755840
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:36 No.24755840
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>>24755742
>Go and meet him.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:36 No.24755850
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:36 No.24755850
>>24755742
>Go and meet him.
Honor is the easiest thing in the world to abandon, for it is nothing more than you are.
Honor is the hardest thing in the world to abandon, for it is nothing more than you are.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:36 No.24755852
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:36 No.24755852
I still say it should be a shirtless first fight in the burning wreckage.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:37 No.24755857
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:37 No.24755857
>>24755838

Honestly, it's the Jager decision. I don't know what I was thinking.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:37 No.24755863
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:37 No.24755863
>>24755852

MGR playlist ready. Let's do it!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:39 No.24755883
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:39 No.24755883
>>24755852
I bet that "knight" can't throw a good punch due to being in that tank for so long!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:39 No.24755887
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:39 No.24755887
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxnSwiR40MM
Music for our manly duel
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)22:39 No.24755890
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)22:39 No.24755890
>>24755863
...and here I am listing to MGR ost
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:41 No.24755915
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:41 No.24755915
>>24755890
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxnSwiR40MM

Your mistake was, at some point, not listening to it.
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Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)22:41 No.24755917
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)22:41 No.24755917
>>24755883
He is probably pretty pale too. If we can turn this into a shirtless fist fight we can make a quip about his belly being yellow instead of red.
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Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)22:41 No.24755924
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>>24755742
>go and meet him

should we try to wager our troops/equipment in our duel? or possibly take him as a bondsman?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:41 No.24755929
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:41 No.24755929
>>24755863
>>24755890
Red Sun?
Red Sun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chPJ7x9iMw0
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:42 No.24755937
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:42 No.24755937
>>24755924
oh yes we take him and his men as prisoners! think of all the guns!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:42 No.24755947
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:42 No.24755947
>>24755924
>take him as a bondsman
We should save that for Schnee.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:42 No.24755950
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:42 No.24755950
>>24755929

For this one, sure. We have the others bookmarked for Karla and Schnee.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)22:43 No.24755959
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)22:43 No.24755959
>>24755915
...dammit. No wonder I wasn't hearing the music.

Thank you father
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:43 No.24755964
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:43 No.24755964
>>24755937
we sell what we cant take with us and buy us some land to build a base!
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/10/13(Fri)22:44 No.24755982
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/10/13(Fri)22:44 No.24755982
>>24755742
"Well, here goes nothing." You say, putting down your weapons and breaking cover."

"Wait!" Sam grabs your hand. "A-are you sure about this Cap?"

"I got a chance to turn this whole invasion around. How can I not?" You reply.

"You... you really know how this guy works, do you?" Sam says, suspicion tinting her voice.

"Yeah... yeah I do." You admit. "He's not going to cheat or backstab me, but keep an eye on him all the same, alright?"

"Cap?"

"Yeah?"

"Go kick his ass."

You nod and stride out onto the beach with the most confident posture you can muster. Sir Fleisher gives you one good look, his scowl fixed on his face.

"Normally I wouldn't extend this courtesy to lowly mercenary dogs, but you are still a noble, and the blow you struck against the Lion of the Empire cannot be ignored." Fleisher then looks at your squad and the Albionese defenders on the beach and on top of the bluffs. "Your terms?"

"The loser's forces will retreat from the battle immediately. No questions asked." You say. "Will that be fair?"

"Quite." Sir Fleisher nods. He then brings out a rather large box and opens it up, revealing a pair of dueling sabers and a pair of dueling pistols. You wonder if he brought those with him for this occasion, of it he's always prepared for a spontaneous duel.

"Since you are the challenger you have the right to choose the type of duel."

>Pick the sabers.
>Pick the pistols.
>Go hand to hand.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:44 No.24755985
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:44 No.24755985
>>24755890
>Not listening to glorious Valkyria Chronicals OST.
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-17Bv9Xuos&list=PL6F611A771C18A2B7
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:44 No.24755986
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:44 No.24755986
>>24755964
...Do we get to name it Outer Heaven?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:44 No.24755991
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:44 No.24755991
>>24755950
Well of course.
And for Karla, there is only one choice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9aHQnDTd1y4
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:45 No.24756003
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:45 No.24756003
>>24755982
>Pick the sabers.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:45 No.24756011
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:45 No.24756011
>>24755986
why the fuck not!
>>24755982
hand to hand!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:45 No.24756012
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:45 No.24756012
>>24755982
>Go hand to hand.
A TRUE WARRIOR REQUIRES NO WEAPON

COME, SIR KNIGHT AND LET US FIGHT FOR HONOR
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:45 No.24756014
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:45 No.24756014
>>24755982
>Go hand to hand.

Is there any other choice.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:45 No.24756016
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:45 No.24756016
>>24755982
>Go hand to hand.

REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC.


FIND US A BURNING TANK!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:46 No.24756023
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:46 No.24756023
>>24755982
Which one is Jager most proficient in?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:46 No.24756026
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:46 No.24756026
>>24755982
Two questions. First, is Fleisher bigger or smaller than Jager? Second, how extensive was Jager's saber fencing education?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:46 No.24756030
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:46 No.24756030
>>24755982
>Go hand to hand.
Remember the basics of CQC!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:46 No.24756034
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:46 No.24756034
>>24755982
>Go hand to hand

LIKE MEN OF OLD!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:47 No.24756043
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:47 No.24756043
>>24755982
>Go hand to hand
Let's do this!
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Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)22:47 No.24756048
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)22:47 No.24756048
>Go hand to hand.
Are we wearing gloves? Throw them on the ground dramatically. Odds are he is better with pistols and swords anyhow since he apparantely does this a lot.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:47 No.24756057
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:47 No.24756057
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>>24755982
>Go hand to hand!
COME, LET US SETTLE THIS LIKE MEN!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:47 No.24756059
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:47 No.24756059
>>24756023
Doesn't matter. We have Imp Hater and Inner Circle working for us.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/10/13(Fri)22:47 No.24756064
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/10/13(Fri)22:47 No.24756064
>>24756026
>>24756023
Since Jager is a noble, he's skilled at pistols and sabers, though his hand to hand techniques usually rely more on brute force than grace.

All in all he should be about evenly matched.
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)22:48 No.24756079
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)22:48 No.24756079
>>24755982
>Go hand to hand.
Nothing like good ol' fisticuffs between men to settle this INVASION
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:48 No.24756084
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:48 No.24756084
>>24756059
Scratch that IC is for allies.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:49 No.24756094
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:49 No.24756094
>>24755982
>Pick the sabers.
It's only fitting that we use swords, if Red Sun is the theme for the fight.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:50 No.24756120
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:50 No.24756120
Guys,do we even have strength enough for fist fights?
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Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)22:50 No.24756121
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)22:50 No.24756121
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>>24755982
hand to hand, boxing tis the art of a gentleman
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:50 No.24756122
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:50 No.24756122
>>24755982
>Go hand to hand.
If I kill you, I have no guarantee your forces will retreat, and if you kill me you have no guarantee that mine will either.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:50 No.24756123
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:50 No.24756123
>Pick the sabers.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/10/13(Fri)22:51 No.24756133
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/10/13(Fri)22:51 No.24756133
>>24755982
"No weapons." You say, closing the box. "We'll settle this like the knights of old. With our fists."

Sir Fleisher laughs. "So be it!"

Sir Fleisher goes into a fighting stance and you do the same.

>Go on the offense. Strike first!
>Stay on the defense. Let him go first.
>Other
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:51 No.24756137
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:51 No.24756137
>>24756120
Well our strength is 0...
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:52 No.24756147
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:52 No.24756147
>>24756133
>Stay on the defense. Let him go first.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:52 No.24756154
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:52 No.24756154
>>24756133
>Stay on the defense. Let him go first.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:52 No.24756157
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:52 No.24756157
>>24756133
>Stay on the defense. Let him go first.

Our best trait is our toughness and speed. Use them.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:53 No.24756166
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:53 No.24756166
>>24756133
>Go on the offense. Strike first!

It begins now! Attack is all we know, we will strike and strike again, until nothing remains but the truth of our cause and conviction!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:53 No.24756168
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:53 No.24756168
>>24756133
>Go on the offense. Strike first!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSb1DqiCZdQ&t=00m22s
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:53 No.24756170
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:53 No.24756170
>>24756133
>Stay on the defense. Let him go first.
soak that damage.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:53 No.24756171
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:53 No.24756171
>>24756137
And we've got more Toughness and Agility than you can shake a stick at. We aren't going down easy.

>>24756133
>Stay on the defense. Let him go first.

Dodge and counter, let him overextend from a punch and slam him in the gut, wear him out.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:53 No.24756172
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:53 No.24756172
>>24756137
We are so boned.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:54 No.24756186
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:54 No.24756186
>>24756133
>stay on the defense.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:54 No.24756188
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:54 No.24756188
>>24756133
>ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
Does house Sturmfuhrer have any slogan or saying we can shout?
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)22:54 No.24756190
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)22:54 No.24756190
>>24756133
>Stay on the defense. Let him go first.
Better to lure him and get him to lose his balance and go for an opening
>>
Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)22:54 No.24756195
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)22:54 No.24756195
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>>24756133
attack, dont let him gain control of the fight.

and besides we are STURMFUHRER. We Always Attack
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:55 No.24756207
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:55 No.24756207
>>24756133

>Go on the offense. Strike first!
>>
Rolled 11

>>24756133
You decide to stay on the defensive, taking a small step back to gain some distance. Fleisher decides to open up with a powerful punch.

>roll 2d20
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756225
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756225
>>24756188
I think the unofficial one is DIE DIE DIE YOU SONS OF BITCHES OH WHAT YOU THINK YOU'RE HARD ENOUGH GUESS WHAT YOU AREN'T! punctuated with machinegun fire and explosives
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756229
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756229
Rolled 10, 16 = 26

>>24756223
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756230
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756230
And this Is what I was worried about when we went charisma.

Take to our main advantage.

>Stay on the defense. Let him go first.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756236
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756236
Rolled 10, 10 = 20

>>24756223
CROSS COUNTER
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756238
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756238
Rolled 18, 14 = 32

>>24756223
Toss the bastard.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756239
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:56 No.24756239
Rolled 18, 4 = 22

>>24756223
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:57 No.24756249
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:57 No.24756249
Rolled 10, 11 = 21

>>24756223
DICE FOR THE DICE GOD!
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:57 No.24756257
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:57 No.24756257
>>24756225

I think thats pretty close to it.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:57 No.24756260
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:57 No.24756260
Rolled 6, 10 = 16

>>24756223
Remember the basics of CQC

Are nutshots honorable?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:57 No.24756266
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:57 No.24756266
>>24756238
we are good!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:58 No.24756268
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:58 No.24756268
>>24756238
Oh. I pray this is good enough.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:58 No.24756278
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:58 No.24756278
>>24756260
No, they are total dick moves.
>>
Rolled 2, 14 = 16

>>24756238
You manage to sidestep the punch effortlessly, and begin to respond with your own.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:58 No.24756283
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:58 No.24756283
>Another mission in which we fight our enemies by punching them, and it's a fucking beachhead invasion
Jesus Christ this man is like the patron saint of CQC
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:58 No.24756287
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:58 No.24756287
Rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>24756223
KNOCK HIM OUT WITH A SINGLE BLOW
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756289
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756289
>>24756278

Son, there's three types of people in this world...
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Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756290
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756290
Rolled 13, 5 = 18

>>24756223
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756291
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756291
Rolled 18

>>24756280
Fist don't fail me now.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756293
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756293
Rolled 5, 4 = 9

>>24756223
Come on, put up your dukes. You think you're Pete Herman? You're like Jack Dempsey! Or maybe Jack Johnson! You've got no technique! Do you even know any of these boxers I'm talkin' about?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756295
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756295
Rolled 3

>>24756280
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756296
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756296
Rolled 6

>>24756280
Here we go
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756304
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756304
Rolled 7, 1 = 8

>>24756278
People who make puns should be hung, drawn, and Quoted
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756306
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756306
Rolled 19

>>24756280
rolling to SUPLEX!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756308
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)22:59 No.24756308
Rolled 4

>>24756280
FALCON PUNCH!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:00 No.24756318
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:00 No.24756318
>>24756306
YES!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:01 No.24756330
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:01 No.24756330
>>24756318
No. Too late.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:01 No.24756333
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:01 No.24756333
>>24756318
Wasn't in the first three sorry friend
>>
Rolled 17

>>24756291
You respond with a low punch that catches him in the gut, causing him to double over. However, he's still got plenty of fight in him. He grabs your shoulders and readies for a kick.

>roll 2d20
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756350
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756350
Rolled 15, 3 = 18

>>24756344
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756351
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756351
Rolled 16, 16 = 32

>>24756333
Well damn.
>>24756344
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756352
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756352
Rolled 20, 10 = 30

>>24756344
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756356
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756356
Rolled 6, 18 = 24

>>24756344
Headbutt him
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756358
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756358
Rolled 19, 3 = 22

>>24756344
NOT GONNA HAPPEN BUB
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756359
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756359
>>24756306
Fuck off by 1. Ah well a 18 is still great.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756360
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756360
Rolled 5, 8 = 13

>>24756344
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756361
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756361
Rolled 20, 5 = 25

>>24756344
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756362
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756362
Rolled 12, 4 = 16

>>24756344
Dodge it.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756366
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:02 No.24756366
>>24756344
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:03 No.24756368
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:03 No.24756368
Rolled 14, 19 = 33

>>24756344
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:03 No.24756370
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:03 No.24756370
Rolled 1, 6 = 7

>>24756352
>20
>in the first three

gg no re
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Captain Brutus
05/10/13(Fri)23:03 No.24756377
Captain Brutus 05/10/13(Fri)23:03 No.24756377
Rolled 2, 9 = 11

>>24756344
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Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:03 No.24756388
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:03 No.24756388
Rolled 14, 1 = 15

>>24756344
Not the Face
>>
Rolled 8

>>24756352
Unfortunately for Fleisher, you see the move coming from miles away. You manage to break his grip and back off before his kick can connect and you manage to grab it.

>Your action! What do?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:04 No.24756415
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:04 No.24756415
Rolled 13, 10 = 23

>>24756401
HEADBUTT, APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756421
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756421
Rolled 17

>>24756401
Vicious uppercut?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756422
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756422
>>24756401
Break the bone.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756429
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756429
>>24756401
Break his knee!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756431
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756431
>>24756401
Pull him in for a headbutt
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756432
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756432
Rolled 13, 6 = 19

>>24756401
FLIP HIM OVER
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756434
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756434
>>24756401
And by "it", I mean his leg.

Also, I take from best three, so if you see three linked rolls already please don't clutter up the board with extra rolls.
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756435
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756435
>>24756401

Break his fucking leg and headbutt him. Stun and removal of mobility.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756443
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:05 No.24756443
Rolled 18

>>24756401
Shoryuken
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:06 No.24756456
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:06 No.24756456
>>24756434
Well to be fair we're moving at a pretty fast pace.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:06 No.24756458
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:06 No.24756458
>>24756401
Knock him on his ass

We've got one of his legs, his balance is shot to hell.
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Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)23:06 No.24756461
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)23:06 No.24756461
>>24756401
Uppercut the chump!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:06 No.24756465
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:06 No.24756465
>>24756401
We have his leg with one arm, Pull it straight and use our other arm to elbow him right in the kneecap and break it.
>>
Rolled 1, 17 = 18

>>24756401
With his leg in your grip, you bring down your elbow to smash it in an effort to break it.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756479
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756479
>>24756401
Hit the leg and throw him?
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Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756481
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756481
Rolled 1, 5 = 6

>>24756401
secondng braking the bone. a maimed leg would severly criple him
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756484
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756484
Rolled 20

>>24756476
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756486
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756486
Rolled 18

>>24756476
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Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756488
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756488
Rolled 8

>>24756476
rolling for great justice
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756491
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756491
Rolled 8

>>24756476
Damn imp.
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756492
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756492
Rolled 14

>>24756476
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756494
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756494
>>24756401
Sweep, axe-kick. One motion.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756495
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756495
Rolled 13

>>24756476
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=COsdpIwVd9g&t=00m30s
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756497
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756497
Rolled 9

>>24756476
JAGER SMASH
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756499
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:07 No.24756499
>>24756476
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756507
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756507
>>24756484
Oh this is going to hurt. Him.
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Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756508
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756508
>>24756484
/fight
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756513
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756513
>>24756484
AHAHAHAHAHAHA TWO IN A ROW BABY
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756514
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756514
>>24756484
WELP we just crippled a Knight.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756519
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756519
>>24756481
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>24756484
>>24756486
Naw nevermind we good.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756525
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:08 No.24756525
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>>24756484
Well, I think that ends this fight.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:09 No.24756530
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:09 No.24756530
>>24756484
....and his leg is now off his body
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:09 No.24756533
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:09 No.24756533
Jager Sturmfuhrer, Heavyweight Champion of the World.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:09 No.24756539
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:09 No.24756539
Rolled 2, 19 = 21

>>24756530
What leg? I don't see a leg. Do you see a leg?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756545
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756545
wow /tg/ you guys are rolling like demons
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756549
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756549
Rolled 2

>>24756484
and everybody in Albion, and its surrounding waters winces, even if they don't know why
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Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756551
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756551
We just FALCON ELBOWed his leg right off didn't we.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756552
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756552
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>>24756484
He didn't need that leg anyway.
>>
Rolled 15

>>24756484
You bring your elbow down and score a solid hit on his knee. You can hear Fleisher grunt in pain, but the bones fail to break. As you recover from the attack, Fleisher takes the chance to pull his leg free from your grip. He can still stand on his wounded leg, but it's obvious he's fighting through a lot of pain to do it.

He charges in for another attack.

>roll 2d20
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Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756560
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756560
Of course, we are going to offer a man of his status medical aid to make sure he makes a complete recovery, right?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756561
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756561
Rolled 16, 1 = 17

>>24756556
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756563
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:10 No.24756563
>>24756539
>Jager later mounts it on his wall on the sub
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756565
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756565
Rolled 12, 20 = 32

>>24756556
I call hax.

so sidestep and clothesline him
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756566
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756566
>>24756556
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756567
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756567
Rolled 6, 18 = 24

>>24756556
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756571
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756571
Rolled 11, 10 = 21

>>24756556
Fucker won't go down.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756575
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756575
Rolled 12, 4 = 16

>>24756556
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756577
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756577
Rolled 17, 3 = 20

>>24756556
TARGET THE WEAKENED LEG!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756579
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756579
Rolled 13, 6 = 19

>>24756556
Well damn
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756584
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756584
>>24756556
I think we should low kick him a lot from now on. Just keep on hitting the injured leg, it'll hurt more and more the longer we do that.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756585
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756585
Rolled 14, 7 = 21

>>24756565
>ANOTHER
>FUCKING
>NAT 20

Dicegods, I take back EVERYTHING BAD I have EVER said about /tg/ dice
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756587
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:11 No.24756587
>>24756556
Whatever happens next, we sweep the leg.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:12 No.24756591
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:12 No.24756591
>>24756565
We're fine.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:12 No.24756593
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:12 No.24756593
>>24756565
Somebody get a fire extinguisher, because we are on FIRE.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:12 No.24756599
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:12 No.24756599
>>24756560
Well that's the thing about broken knees. Even with modern medicine, they can fix you up so you can use the leg, but you'll ALWAYS have a limp. Kneecapping is the injury that keeps on giving.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:12 No.24756600
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:12 No.24756600
>>24756585
Fool you've doomed us all!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756606
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756606
>>24756585
the laughing goddess is watching our dice tonight due to no ogres
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756610
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756610
>>24756585
Don't the ones are sure to follow
>>
Rolled 17, 18 = 35

>>24756565
You try and sidestep the attack, but Fleisher engages in a burst of speed that you weren't prepared for. You bring your arms up just in time to block his punch, which would have hit you square in the chest.

>roll 1d20
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Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756616
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756616
Rolled 5, 5 = 10

>>24756556
Flying lariat?
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756618
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756618
>>24756585
DON'T SAY THAT!
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756620
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756620
Rolled 19

>>24756614
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756621
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756621
Rolled 4

>>24756614
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756622
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756622
Rolled 11

>>24756614
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756623
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756623
>>24756614
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756625
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:13 No.24756625
Rolled 14

>>24756614
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756626
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756626
Rolled 14

>>24756614
Low kick! Low kick! Hit him in injured leg.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756627
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756627
Rolled 6

>>24756614
FALCON....

PAWNCH
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756630
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756630
>>24756616
Flying lariat.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756632
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756632
>>24756614
OH CRAP THE PAIN TRAIN IS STARTING TO ROLL
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756633
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756633
Rolled 5

>>24756614
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756634
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756634
Rolled 15

>>24756614
Kick him.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756635
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756635
Rolled 1

>>24756614
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756636
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756636
>>24756620
WHAT IS HAPPENING
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756641
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756641
>>24756620
we're golden. SWEEP THE LEG JOHNNY!
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756642
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756642
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Rolled 10

>>24756620
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756647
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756647
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>>24756620
BASED KIREI
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Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756648
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756648
>>24756614
We just blocked a punch? Grab his arm and toss him! Use that speed against him.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756655
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:14 No.24756655
Rolled 20, 1 = 21

>>24756620
HAHAAHAHAHH just 1 over that roll.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756658
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756658
STOP THE ROLLING WE HAVE THREE NUMBERS!
>>
Rolled 15

>>24756620
You retaliate with a low kick to his crippled leg. Fleisher again grunts, but his leg holds fast against your attack. It's like trying to kick a goddamn tree trunk.

>roll 2d20
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756662
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756662
>>24756614
>those numbers
>>24756585
YOU FUCKING FOOL! WHY DID YOU DRAW THEIR ATTENTION?! The dice gods give with one hand, and take away with the other! One does not acknowledge them overmuch, lest they decide to take his joy from him!
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756663
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756663
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>>24756620
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Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756667
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756667
Rolled 1

the dice gods seem to hate me....
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756672
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756672
Rolled 1, 2 = 3

>>24756659
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756673
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756673
Rolled 3, 6 = 9

>>24756659
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756675
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756675
Rolled 1, 8 = 9

>>24756659
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756676
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756676
Rolled 17, 16 = 33

>>24756659
Keep kicking.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756677
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756677
Rolled 15, 19 = 34

>>24756659
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756678
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756678
Rolled 19, 13 = 32

>>24756659
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756683
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:15 No.24756683
Rolled 1, 19 = 20

>>24756659
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756685
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756685
oh good job!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756686
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756686
>>24756667
Wow, no shit.
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756687
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756687
>>24756673
>>24756672
>>24756675

THE RIDES OVER
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756688
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756688
>>24756667
...yup
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756691
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756691
>>24756672
>>24756673
>>24756675
Fuck.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756692
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756692
>>24756662
Why won't this bastard go down?!

>>24756667
Oh wow.

>>24756672
>>24756673
>>24756675
Oh DOUBLE wow.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756694
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756694
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Rolled 12, 5 = 17

>>24756667
>>24756672
>>24756673
>the /tg/ dice are peacful, their decisions kind
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Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756696
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756696
>>24756672
>>24756673
>>24756675
DICE, THOU HAST FORSAKEN US!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756698
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756698
>>24756672
>>24756673
>>24756675
Oh my.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756699
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756699
>>24756672
>>24756673
>>24756675

Wow.
>>
Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756700
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756700
Rolled 18, 10 = 28

>>24756659
>nat 1
yep

that and im allways too late with my roll
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756702
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:16 No.24756702
Rolled 12, 7 = 19

Quickly someone sacrifice a virgin.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756707
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756707
>>24756702
But where will we find a virgin on /tg/?
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756708
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756708
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>>24756672
>>24756673
>>24756675
Well well well.

What do we have here?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756716
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756716
>>24756702
Make my sacrifice worth it
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756718
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756718
>>24756702

I'm fresh out, already went through four!

One was lying, I think, didn't have time to check!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756722
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756722
We gonna get knocked the fuck out?
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756723
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:17 No.24756723
>>24756662
THIS ONE! THIS ONE SPEAKS THE TRUTH! THEIR NAME CANNOT BE UNSPOKEN!
>>
Rolled 12, 5 = 17

>>24756673
Mostly unphased by your attempt to sweep his leg, Fleisher gives you a nasty right hook, which strikes you in the cheek. Your vision explodes for a brief second but you manage to stay on your feet.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756732
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756732
>>24756673
>>24756672
>>24756675

Damn. Just damn we will need that toughness at this rate.
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756735
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756735
Rolled 10

>>24756707
I gladly sacrifice myself for my brothers in arms.
>>24756724
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756737
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756737
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>>24756692
>Why won't this bastard go down?!
Wrestled in college, University of Belka. Coulda gone pro if he hadn't become a Knight. He's not one of those beltway pansies.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756742
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756742
Rolled 17

>>24756724
IRON HEART SURGE.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756743
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756743
Rolled 11

>>24756724
RETURN FIRE ON THE FACE
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756745
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756745
Rolled 11

>>24756724
CROSS COUNTER, BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756746
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756746
Rolled 10

>>24756724
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756747
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756747
Rolled 11

>>24756724
Punch him back.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756748
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756748
Rolled 12

>>24756724
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756752
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756752
Rolled 12

>>24756724
PRAY.
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756753
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756753
Rolled 17

>>24756724
>>
Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756754
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:18 No.24756754
Rolled 20

>>24756724
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:19 No.24756761
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:19 No.24756761
>>24756742
>it worked
YOU! YOUR NEW NAME IS KAMINA! WEAR IT WITH PRIDE!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:19 No.24756766
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:19 No.24756766
>>24756754
Oh, NOW you get a twenty.
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:20 No.24756769
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:20 No.24756769
>>24756754
>dis nigga
>>24756761
BLASPHEMY! Theres only room for one Kamina in all the universes, and I guarantee he's not it.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:20 No.24756770
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:20 No.24756770
Rolled 2

>>24756754
http://nooooooooooooooo.com/
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:20 No.24756777
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:20 No.24756777
>>24756766
Someone found a virgin
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:20 No.24756782
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:20 No.24756782
>>24756754
>>24756766
Those Who Must Not be Named mock Knight of Gold.
>>
Rolled 19

>>24756724
Undaunted, you respond with a punishing cross counter, catching Fleisher in the face as well.

The fight is starting to take its toll. You can see Fleisher's moves getting less and less coordinated, and that elbow strike on his knee earlier is starting to catch up to him.

>roll 2d20
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756785
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756785
>>24756769
He rolled WAY too late.
First three only.
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756789
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756789
Rolled 18, 20 = 38

>>24756784
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756791
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756791
Rolled 5

>>24756784
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756792
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756792
Rolled 9, 6 = 15

>>24756784
>>
Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756793
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756793
Rolled 18, 4 = 22

>>24756784
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756794
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756794
Rolled 12, 16 = 28

>>24756784
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756799
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756799
Rolled 2, 4 = 6

>>24756784
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756801
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756801
>>24756789
HA HA YES
>>
Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756803
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756803
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Rolled 1, 17 = 18

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Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756806
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756806
>>24756785
I know, its still a good roll
>>24756789
THIS NIGGA THOUGH.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756808
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:21 No.24756808
>>24756789
WHY CAN'T I HOLD ALL THIS REJOICING
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:22 No.24756810
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:22 No.24756810
>>24756789
ITS OVER!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:22 No.24756811
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:22 No.24756811
>>24756784
IRON WITH->>24756789
nevermind, good show
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:22 No.24756815
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:22 No.24756815
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>>24756784
>>24756789
Pic related.
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:22 No.24756817
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:22 No.24756817
>>24756789
TRULY THIS IS A TIME TO REJOICE
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:22 No.24756823
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:22 No.24756823
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>>24756789
Kirei, what is your fucking secret?
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756830
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756830
>>24756823

If I rolled half this well in Tavern Quest, Tallius would have died three threads ago!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756832
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756832
>>24756789
Refucking joice Kirei.
>>
Rolled 6, 18 = 24

>>24756789
Fleisher responds with an uppercut into your gut. It's too fast to dodge but you manage to twist at the last second to lessen the blow.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756842
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756842
>>24756823
He's making Gilgamesh roll using his bullshit luck rank
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756844
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756844
Rolled 15

>>24756835
Kick the leg.
>>
Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756845
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756845
Rolled 14, 20 = 34

>>24756823
his "Super-Happy-Funtime-Basement Daycare"?
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756847
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756847
Rolled 8

>>24756835
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756848
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:23 No.24756848
Rolled 16

>>24756835
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756852
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756852
Rolled 12

>>24756835
Time to roll
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756854
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756854
Rolled 9

>>24756835
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756856
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756856
Rolled 6

>>24756835
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756857
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756857
Rolled 19

>>24756835
punch him.

in the solar plexus
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756862
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756862
>>24756835
WILL
THIS
MOTHER
FUCKER
JUST
DROP
ALREADY
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756864
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756864
>>24756845
Well, looks like SOMEBODY up there felt sorry.
>>
Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756866
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:24 No.24756866
Rolled 14

>>24756835
and i forgot to remove my dic....
>>
Rolled 11

>>24756848
You kick at his leg again, and Fleisher makes another pained grunt. Again, it's like hitting a tree trunk, but like you're slowly chipping away at it like a lumberjack.

>roll 2d20
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756892
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756892
>>24756866
Oh. Oh, you didn't change your dice.

Uh.

Forget this >>24756864 then.
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756900
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756900
Rolled 1, 20 = 21

>>24756891
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756902
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756902
Rolled 4, 6 = 10

>>24756891
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756904
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756904
Rolled 14, 14 = 28

>>24756891
>>
Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756906
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756906
Rolled 3, 18 = 21

>>24756891
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756909
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756909
Rolled 1, 16 = 17

>>24756891
JUST CROSS COUNTER THE FUCKER ALREADY
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756912
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756912
Rolled 14, 6 = 20

>>24756891
Soon he will fall.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756917
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:26 No.24756917
Rolled 14, 2 = 16

>>24756891
FALL YOU MOTHERFUCKER
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756924
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756924
Rolled 17, 5 = 22

>>24756891
Lets stop kicking the damn leg already.

At this point it'll be faster to just land another punch to the face and knock his ass out.
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756925
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756925
>>24756900
Areyoufuckingkiddingme
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756928
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756928
>>24756900
I don't even...
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756930
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756930
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>>24756900
...uh.
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756937
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756937
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>>24756900
...well
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756938
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756938
is this motherfucker rocky balboa!?
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756942
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:27 No.24756942
>>24756891
>you're slowly chipping away at it like a lumberjack.
>like a lumberjack.
I'VE GOT IT!
Everyone, sing along!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5zey8567bcg
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:28 No.24756948
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:28 No.24756948
>>24756900
1/4000. I suppose it had to happen sometime
>>
Rolled 2

>>24756904
>Just like how you're dodging like a boss, Fleisher's making his toughness rolls like a boss but you're chipping away it.

Fleisher makes another attempt to uppercut, but it's feeble and easily dodged.

>roll 1d20
>>
Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)23:28 No.24756965
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)23:28 No.24756965
Rolled 14

>>24756954
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:28 No.24756966
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:28 No.24756966
Rolled 12

>>24756954
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:29 No.24756967
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:29 No.24756967
Rolled 2

>>24756954
Punch him in the face.
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:29 No.24756968
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:29 No.24756968
Rolled 14

>>24756954
DIE BITCH
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:29 No.24756971
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:29 No.24756971
Rolled 10

>>24756954
>>
Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:29 No.24756974
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:29 No.24756974
Rolled 10

>>24756954
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:29 No.24756989
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:29 No.24756989
>>24756954
>2
I'm sorry, what were you saying? Something about toughness rolls?
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:30 No.24756991
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:30 No.24756991
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Rolled 15

>>24756954
GO FOR THE TAKEDOWN
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/10/13(Fri)23:31 No.24757027
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/10/13(Fri)23:31 No.24757027
>>24756965
You get another solid hit on him, straight in the chest. Fleisher stumbles back several steps, and it looks like he's about to topple over when he roars.

"I... will. not. be. beaten. BY A DOG LIKE YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"

Fleisher then charges at you screaming an ancient battle cry. It's obvious this is his last ditch attack. It's now or nothing.

>COUNTER!
>Dodge!
>Block!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757032
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757032
>>24756954
Ok then, in the 2d20s we're rolling him first then us.
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757036
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757036
>>24757027
>COUNTER!

THIS IS THE END
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757037
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757037
>>24757027
Counter. This. Freaking. GOLIATH.
>>
Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757041
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757041
Rolled 14

>COUNTER!
HEADBUUUUTT
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757042
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757042
Rolled 1

>>24757027
COUNTER. CROOOOOOOSSSSSS!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757043
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757043
Rolled 13, 15 = 28

>>24757027
>COUNTER!
CROSS COUNTER
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757047
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757047
>>24757027
Quick! Judo throw!
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757051
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757051
>>24757027
COUNTER.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757052
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757052
>>24757027
Do you have to ask?

CROOOOOOOOOOSS-
>COUNTER!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757053
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757053
>>24757027

>COUNTER!
YOU'RE NOTHING COMPARED TO KARLAAAA!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757054
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757054
>>24757027
Cross Counter!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757055
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757055
>>24757027
>COUNTER!
It's over.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757057
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:32 No.24757057
>>24757027
>Counter

Punch him in the face.
Also we're already past the bump limit.
>>
Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:33 No.24757060
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:33 No.24757060
Rolled 8

>>24757027
Counter
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:33 No.24757061
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:33 No.24757061
>>24757027
>COUNTER!
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:33 No.24757064
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:33 No.24757064
>>24757042
I am so glad I got the second roll.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:33 No.24757069
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:33 No.24757069
>>24757027
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vna4AAC1bdE
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:34 No.24757076
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:34 No.24757076
>>24757027
>COUNTER!
>>24757042
Shhhhhh its time to put the dice down
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:34 No.24757079
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:34 No.24757079
>>24757027
Counter! Running counter drop kick! His tackle vs all our weight focused on our feet gives it more power.

Then we elbow drop him
>>
Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:34 No.24757081
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:34 No.24757081
Rolled 8

>>24757060
and I left the dice on again....

off to the Shame Cube with me....
>>
Rolled 12, 6, 16 = 34

>>24757027
Fuck it, you think. Now or nothing! You charge screaming your own ancient battle cry (which honestly you just kinda made up on the spot).

>roll 3d20
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:34 No.24757094
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:34 No.24757094
Rolled 13, 11, 11 = 35

>>24757086
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757095
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757095
Rolled 6, 14, 1 = 21

>>24757086
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757096
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757096
Rolled 18, 9, 15 = 42

>>24757086
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757099
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757099
Rolled 1, 3, 5 = 9

>>24757086
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757100
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757100
Rolled 2, 3, 17 = 22

>>24757086
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757103
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757103
Rolled 16, 6, 1 = 23

>>24757086
ROAR
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757112
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757112
Rolled 11, 18, 2 = 31

>>24757086
KARLAAAA!!!
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757113
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757113
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6.67 MB GIF
Rolled 6, 2, 13 = 21

>>24757086
CROSS COUNTER
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757115
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:35 No.24757115
>>24757095
Guess I'll join knight of gold in the shame cube
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:36 No.24757118
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:36 No.24757118
>>24757096
Seems pretty good.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:36 No.24757121
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:36 No.24757121
>>24757096
And we're good.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:36 No.24757131
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:36 No.24757131
>>24757064
does it even count if he hasn't asked for anything? Anyway my vote is whatever we do, distract him by saying "Karhla couldn't kill me, you won't have any better luck."
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:37 No.24757136
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:37 No.24757136
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:40 No.24757197
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:40 No.24757197
So who's rocking what music to this fight?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XI1VpElKWF8
My choice
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:40 No.24757198
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:40 No.24757198
Make the defeated leave their tanks. They're ours now.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:40 No.24757205
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:40 No.24757205
>>24757131
Nah, better worded after. Saying somethimg like, "even if i have to take down your whole order! She Will remember my name!"
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:40 No.24757206
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:40 No.24757206
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1.22 MB GIF
>>24757027
"Fleisher! Grit those teeth!"
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:41 No.24757214
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:41 No.24757214
Rolled 9, 14, 8 = 31

>>24757197
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e-57jmOjjg
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:41 No.24757222
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:41 No.24757222
>>24757197
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw
>>
Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)23:42 No.24757226
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)23:42 No.24757226
>>24757198
Either way we get to keep his, it's not like he can drive it away anyhow.
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:42 No.24757228
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:42 No.24757228
>>24757197
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVAsupiz1X8
>>24757206
>>24757136
This makes me happy
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:42 No.24757234
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:42 No.24757234
>>24757214
Karlaaaaaa! Karlaaaaa! Or something similiar.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:43 No.24757248
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:43 No.24757248
>>24757214
>>24757222
>>24757228
so much good taste
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:44 No.24757257
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:44 No.24757257
>>24757197
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ny24zPeQLks
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:44 No.24757261
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:44 No.24757261
Merc Command, if you wait, like, fifteen minutes to post the next bit, you will be giving me the best birthday present ever.
>>
Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:44 No.24757271
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:44 No.24757271
>>24757261
Happy birthday bro
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/10/13(Fri)23:45 No.24757285
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/10/13(Fri)23:45 No.24757285
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This is it. Two unstoppable forces were about to collide. What would happen next, nobody would know, except that it would be remembered for ages.

"STURMFUHREEEEEEEEEERR!!!!!!!!!!" Fleisher screams.

"FLEISHEEEEEEEEEEERR!!!!!!!!!" You yell in response.

Decades later, when those lucky enough to see the event in person tell the stories to their grandchildren, they will say that you could hear the impact in Emmeria, all the way across the Atlantic.

However, for you, you don' actually remember that moment. You black out for a second before regaining your senses. You feel the sand on your back and hear the waves in the distance. Other than that, everything is absolutely silent. You slowly get to your feet, when you notice Sir Fleisher standing over you, as indomitable as ever.

You stare at each awkwardly for what seems like an eternity.

...

...

...

"Captain Sturmfuhrer..." Fleisher smiles, "make sure my men get home safely."

And with that, Fleisher falls face first into the sand. And doesn't get up.

The, you hear engines roaring as the Imperial tanks and landing boats begin gunning it reverse.

"Captain, you... you won't believe it!" Elizabeth says over the radio. "I'm getting reports that the Imperials are retreating all across the line! We've won!"

You just nod absentmindedly, too tired to actually verbally answer her.

"Sir, what should we do about the retreating Imperials?" Captain Davos asks.

>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.
>Destroy them while you have the chance.
>Other
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757299
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757299
>>24757285
Honor that god damn deal.
This has been glorious.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757302
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757302
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.
And give Fleisher a carry back to his men, and call for an Imperial medic too
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Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757303
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757303
>>24757285
We may not be knights, be we are a noble. Honor the deal. Make sure Fleisher gets home too.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757305
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757305
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.

Anyone that tries to fight gets killed.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757307
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757307
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757308
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757308
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.

LET THEM TELL OF WHO SENT THEM BACK TO THEIR MASTERS

JAGER

STURMFUHRER
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757309
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757309
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.
but they leave all there gear!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757310
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:46 No.24757310
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.

We've gone this far. We're not going to go against such an earnest request.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757311
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757311
>>24757285
Honour that deal
He honoured his, so shall we
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757313
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757313
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757320
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757320
>>24757285
Do you even need to ask?

>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.
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Captain Brutus
05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757327
Captain Brutus 05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757327
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757329
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757329
>>24757285
>"STURMFUHREEEEEEEEEERR!!!!!!!!!!" Fleisher screams.
>"FLEISHEEEEEEEEEEERR!!!!!!!!!" You yell in response.


RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD


WILSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757333
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757333
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.
It was a good fight. We shall honor this.

Plus how will this story spread fear into the enemy if we kill them all now?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757337
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:47 No.24757337
>>24757285
>>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.

For Sir Fleisher we shall honor that deal.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:48 No.24757342
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:48 No.24757342
>>24757329
TETSUOOOOO
AKIRAAAAAAA
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:48 No.24757350
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:48 No.24757350
>>24757197
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-POzIrRh0c
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.
Can we get an open channel? We should give the retreating forces a message for Karla.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:48 No.24757354
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:48 No.24757354
>>24757285
>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.

>>24757197
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5PbdCILX3L0
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:48 No.24757355
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:48 No.24757355
let em go but there weapons and gear stay!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:48 No.24757357
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:48 No.24757357
So is he dead or unconscious?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:49 No.24757362
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:49 No.24757362
>>24757285
>>Honor the deal. Let them go. They're not coming back.

Glorious honor and deals!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:49 No.24757370
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:49 No.24757370
>>24757342
Wut.
It's
TETSUOOOOOOOOOO!
KANEDAAAAAAAAAA!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:49 No.24757375
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:49 No.24757375
LOL! This going to make the Demons infamous!

Lynch is prolly going to be pissed, this is not the warfare he was looking for!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:50 No.24757380
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:50 No.24757380
>>24757370
...oops.
IT'S LATE, OKAY.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:50 No.24757382
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:50 No.24757382
>>24757375
lynch can spin on it!
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Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:50 No.24757389
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:50 No.24757389
>>24757375
Well lynch can suck our honorable balls.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:50 No.24757390
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:50 No.24757390
>>24757375
>Lynch is prolly going to be pissed, this is not the warfare he was looking for!
Fuck the Spooks (Except possibly parker)!

WE ARE MEN OF HONOR!
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:51 No.24757395
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:51 No.24757395
>>24757375
Like we care what Lynch thinks
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:51 No.24757402
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:51 No.24757402
>>24757357
I dont know. Rules were losers forces though, it never gave clause on the loser themselves though. We could keep him captive, question him on karla, if hes still alive.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:51 No.24757403
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:51 No.24757403
>>24757375

What's the worst he can do, other than having Elizabeth kill us and cutting off our pay?
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Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:52 No.24757420
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:52 No.24757420
>>24757402
Dude, we were in a fist fight. He's probably still alive.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:52 No.24757421
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:52 No.24757421
>>24757375
Lynch: "Captain Sturmfuhrer, what were you thinking letting them go?"
Jager: "Bite my honorable ass, Lynch."
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Captain Middle of the Road Bru(...)
05/10/13(Fri)23:52 No.24757422
Captain Middle of the Road Brutus 05/10/13(Fri)23:52 No.24757422
>>24757350
Even better if we can find something to write with.
We can send a letter back with the knight.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:52 No.24757430
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:52 No.24757430
>>24757302
This.

Allow the defeated commander to leave as well
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:53 No.24757437
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:53 No.24757437
>>24757390
Especially parker ya mean?
>rimshot
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:53 No.24757440
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:53 No.24757440
>>24757382
>>24757389
>>24757390
>>24757395

Huge propaganda victory anyways, the red Swallow beaten by the fist of the north star!
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/10/13(Fri)23:53 No.24757445
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/10/13(Fri)23:53 No.24757445
>>24757285
For a second, you think of giving the order the attack. You could demolish the entire Imperial force here and now if you wanted, especially now that they were leaderless.

However, you made an oath with Sir Fleisher. Even if they were damn Imperials, you couldn't deny the sanctity of an oath between MEN.

"All units, let them go. They're not coming back." You say.

There's a universal cheer as the Imps slink back into the sea. Your squad breaks cover and sprints down the beach to congratulate you, and make sure you're actually okay.

"Idiot!" Sam smacks you the back of the head. "Don't do something so stupid yet insanely cool again!"

"No promises, Sam." You grin before sitting back down and lying back on the sand. You suddenly feel very tired.

"So uh, not to rain on anybody's parade," Heloise interjects as she starts pulling out ragnaids and points to Fleisher's unconscious body, "but what do we do about him?"

>He lost he duel. He's our prisoner now.
>He lost the duel. His only fate is death.
>Return him to his men.
>Other
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Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757462
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757462
>>24757445
>Return him to his men
He fought bravely and honorably.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757465
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757465
>>24757445
if we return him he might die but if we give him to lynch....he dies
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757466
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757466
>>24757445
>Return him to his men.

Let's talk to him first. He should carry our words with him.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757467
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757467
>>24757445
>Return him to his men.
He was a WORTHY ADVERSARY.

we want to fight him again some day
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757468
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757468
>>24757445
I'm torn between 'return him' or 'keep him prisoner'.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757474
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:54 No.24757474
>>24757445
>He lost he duel. He's our prisoner now.

He's a Demons prisoner now.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757480
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757480
>>24757445
Send him back! That will probably start a political shit storm!
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757483
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757483
>>24757445
>Return him to his men.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757485
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757485
>>24757422
Or message can be verbal. And it should imply a desire to burn down her royal palace.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757492
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757492
>>24757468
Scratch that. Send him back just to get on Lynch's nerves.
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Captain Brutus
05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757493
Captain Brutus 05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757493
>>24757445
>Return him to his men.
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Starshadow
05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757497
Starshadow 05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757497
>He lost he duel. He's our prisoner now.
OUR prisoner, not Lynch's
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757501
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:55 No.24757501
>>24757430
Pretty sure he and his tank are ours.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:56 No.24757508
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:56 No.24757508
>>24757445
Let him go later and have him say hi to our fiance
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:56 No.24757514
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:56 No.24757514
>>24757485
Or at least compensation for our favorite couch
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Spectral Toothpick
05/10/13(Fri)23:56 No.24757516
Spectral Toothpick 05/10/13(Fri)23:56 No.24757516
>>24757445
>Return him to his men.
He showed great honor in our fight. We shall get some info out of him, but still release him

I also hate to see this guy stuck with Lynch too
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Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:56 No.24757522
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:56 No.24757522
>>24757445
>take him prisoner, he must know where KARLA!!!!! is
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:56 No.24757523
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:56 No.24757523
>>24757445
>He lost he duel. He's OUR prisoner now.

No way, I'm letting the bastard get ripped up by Lynch..Imperial or not, Fleischer is a warrior like us.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:57 No.24757527
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:57 No.24757527
>>24757445
>Return him to his men
Karla would not take kindly to us killing her underlings. Or starting a collection.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:57 No.24757532
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:57 No.24757532
>>24757445
Guys. Guys. Don't insult his honor by saying he isn't worth becoming our prisoner now. That said, he is OUR prisoner, not Lynch's.

>He lost the duel. He's our prisoner now.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:57 No.24757538
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:57 No.24757538
>>24757445

>Return him to his men.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757540
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757540
>>24757445
>He lost he duel. He's our prisoner now.
Bondsman time! I say we take all of Karla's lieutenants as Bondsmen, so we can later return them to her as a wedding gift.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757541
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757541
>>24757522
>Return him to his men
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757544
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757544
>>24757422
>>24757485
I am coming for you Karla, if you run I will chase you, if you hide, I will find you! Even if it takes that I will have to burn all the lands from Albion to the imperial capital. You are mine.
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Spiral Suplex
05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757545
Spiral Suplex 05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757545
>>24757532
No, we're saying we respect him as a warrior and he should be the one taking care of his men.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757549
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757549
>>24757445
Splash seawater on his face, inform him he is the prisoner and guest of the demons. (as he wont leave albion alive otherwise.) Gives us time to grill him on karla.

Not to mention, the news of this will drpp HEAVY on karla. what do you think is going to happen when the Emperor hears the person he sent her to kill just wiped out his Albion invasion force in a humiliating defeat?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757551
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757551
>>24757544
and then Jaeger was yandere
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757555
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:58 No.24757555
>>24757445
>He lost he duel. He's our prisoner now.

MAXIMUM HONOR is great and all, but we have to show some practicality at some point.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:59 No.24757558
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:59 No.24757558
>>24757445
>He lost the duel. He's our prisoner now.

Sending him back would be an insult to his honor.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/10/13(Fri)23:59 No.24757562
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/10/13(Fri)23:59 No.24757562
>>24757551

Did you happen to attend the first thread? He always has been.
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:59 No.24757567
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:59 No.24757567
>>24757445
prisoner. Anyone who recommends killing an unconscious prisoner needs a headcheck.
>>24757465
Like Lynch won't ransom him for one of his operatives.
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Knight of Gold
05/10/13(Fri)23:59 No.24757568
Knight of Gold 05/10/13(Fri)23:59 No.24757568
may i make a comprimise?

hold him till he wakes up, then press him for Karla related information, then return him to his men, with a message for Karla?
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Anonymous
05/10/13(Fri)23:59 No.24757569
Anonymous 05/10/13(Fri)23:59 No.24757569
>>24757445
>Return him to his men
So he may spread the tales of JAGER STURMFUHRER to Karla
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:00 No.24757572
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:00 No.24757572
>>24757445
>He lost he duel. He's our prisoner now.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:00 No.24757578
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:00 No.24757578
>>24757568
He ain't gonna wake up for a while bro
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Captain Brutus
05/11/13(Sat)00:00 No.24757580
Captain Brutus 05/11/13(Sat)00:00 No.24757580
>>24757544
I like it.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:00 No.24757582
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:00 No.24757582
>>24757445
>Return him to his men.

Lynch won't be getting his hands on him.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:01 No.24757587
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:01 No.24757587
He's our prisoner now.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:01 No.24757588
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:01 No.24757588
>>24757578
Actually if he doesn't wake up in a bit then he has brain damage, which is bad.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:02 No.24757607
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:02 No.24757607
Hand him back over to his men
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:02 No.24757613
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:02 No.24757613
>>24757544
>>24757551
>>24757580
>>24757562
I think we need to take a souvenir, we might be honorable, but we are mercs, some useless valueless trinket, a coat button or something.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757623
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757623
>>24757613
Dude. His fucking tank.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757627
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757627
>>24757613
His coat and hat?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757630
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757630
>>24757613
can we grab one of the sabers from earlier?

actually, does he have a hat?
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757631
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757631
>>24757613
The only Souvenir we need it a hard won battle and the admiration is gives.

Also, his Tank.
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Captain Middle of the Road Bru(...)
05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757633
Captain Middle of the Road Brutus 05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757633
>>24757613
His tank isn't enough?
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757635
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757635
>>24757613
...is his tank still on the beach?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757637
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:03 No.24757637
>>24757623
Julia is going to FLIP.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:04 No.24757644
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:04 No.24757644
>>24757613
Take his tank as salvage.

modify it to be our GLORIOUS IRON STEED
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:04 No.24757647
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:04 No.24757647
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>>24757613
THE GOD DAMN TANK
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:04 No.24757657
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:04 No.24757657
Shame we're going to have to do the same deal as the sub with the tank since it's wrecked.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:05 No.24757672
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:05 No.24757672
>>24757644

Remove turret.

Add JAGER STURMPERCH
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:05 No.24757679
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:05 No.24757679
>>24757657
>implying we wont be able to use the publicity to keep it
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:05 No.24757684
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:05 No.24757684
>>24757657
Nah, getting a tank fixed is significantly easier than a submarine, and we already HAVE a crew. Hell, if we take him as a bondsman we even have a commander for it.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)00:05 No.24757687
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)00:05 No.24757687
>>24757657
I doubt it be as expensive as a sub though...
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:05 No.24757690
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:05 No.24757690
>>24757657
The tank is fine.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)00:06 No.24757693
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)00:06 No.24757693
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>>24757445
"We'll give him back to his men." You say.

"Wait. WHAT." Everybody seems to say in unison.

"He fought with honor and dignity. He doesn't deserve to rot in one of Lynch's interrogation cells. Plus, he'll be the perfect messenger."

"For what?" Julia asks.

"To let the Imps know that the Demons mean business. They can't ignore us now, and neither can the Feds." You say. It's a half-truth, but not necessarily a lie either.

Thanks to the ragnaids, Fleisher begins to regain consciousness. You sling his arm over your shoulder and begin carrying him back to an Imperial landing ship that hasn't left yet. You wave at the driver, who gives you a perplexed look before lowering the landing ramp.

"You're... letting me go?" Fleisher rasps.

"I want you to carry a message." You whisper to him. "Tell Karla that vengeance is coming. Tell her that JAGER STURMFUHRER is coming. She'll know what it means."

"It will be done." Fleisher nods, trying to figure out the meaning of your words.

You hand off Fleisher to the Imperial troops inside the landing ship. They seem unsure of how to react to you until Fleisher manages a salute. The other Imperials salute you in turn before the landing ramp is raised and the boat returns to the sea.

"Well... it looks like we've got to explain a LOT." Sam frowns.

>Yeah, lets go back and get that debriefing over with.
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.
>Other
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:06 No.24757695
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:06 No.24757695
>>24757672
I assume this consists of a throne, possibly with a smaller throne for Karla or does she sit on our lap?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:06 No.24757698
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:06 No.24757698
>>24757684
>Have him fight his own countrymen
are you insane?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757712
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757712
>>24757693
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.
Jager sleepy now.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757713
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757713
>>24757693
Bah, screw that.
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757715
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757715
>>24757693
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.

I want to see Karla's opinion on this turn of events
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757725
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757725
>>24757693
Debrief
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757728
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757728
>>24757693
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757729
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757729
>>24757693
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.
*Thud*
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757730
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757730
>>24757693
>Yeah, lets go back and get that debriefing over with.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757731
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:07 No.24757731
>>24757693
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757738
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757738
>>24757693
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.

Yeah no. In no mood to deal with this shit.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757739
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757739
>>24757693
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.
>>24757695

She is the main armament.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757746
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757746
>>24757623
>>24757627
>>24757630
>>24757631
>>24757633
>>24757635
>>24757644
>>24757647

I assumed that we would keep his tank, I am just thinking of something more personal. Maybe his handkerchief?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757747
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757747
>>24757693
Wait hold on a fucking second.
>The other Imperials salute you in turn before the landing ramp is raised and the boat returns to the sea.
>The other Imperials salute you
>salute you

Holy shit.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757748
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757748
>>24757695
Lap of course.
>Tell our men our tale. INSPIRE them.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757754
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757754
>>24757690
Ahem
>There's a massive secondary explosion, causing the vehicle to belch fire and smoke, but the thing just keeps coming.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757755
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:08 No.24757755
>>24757693
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.
Screw Lynch, acquire sleep
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:09 No.24757756
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:09 No.24757756
>>24757695
Of course she does
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:09 No.24757764
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:09 No.24757764
>>24757693
>Other
"Fuck that shit, Lynch can come find me in the morning. DEMONS! Tonight we get our drunk on!"
>>24757698
Do you even Clan?
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:09 No.24757769
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:09 No.24757769
>>24757693
>>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.
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Captain Brutus
05/11/13(Sat)00:09 No.24757771
Captain Brutus 05/11/13(Sat)00:09 No.24757771
>>24757693
>Naaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:09 No.24757772
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:09 No.24757772
>>24757555
agreed
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:10 No.24757789
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:10 No.24757789
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>>24757693
>that picture
>this mood
Feels fucking good that even here there is still honour amoung men
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:10 No.24757790
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:10 No.24757790
>>24757693
Explain what? I saved THOUSANDS of lives. After all, whats a handful of mercs wagered against an entire army? I made a safe bet, i know... Just how those knights think.

Now gimme a hand fishing that tank out of the water. A knight that win wins a mans armor and steed, A tank is both.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:11 No.24757807
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:11 No.24757807
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>>24757695
>I assume this consists of a throne, possibly with a smaller throne for Karla or does she sit on our lap?

The 40k way, still pimping!
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:14 No.24757854
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:14 No.24757854
>>24757790
Don't forget his excellent propaganda.

Then again, it not as if they didn't have an idea that they hired a yandere noble.

Lynch might just as well gone "keikaru doori"
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:15 No.24757869
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:15 No.24757869
>>24757693
>Pass out on Sam
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:16 No.24757891
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:16 No.24757891
>>24757854
>"keikaru doori"
TL not, you should know what this means if you speak japanese

it means JAEGER STURMFURHER HAS COME FOR THEE
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:16 No.24757894
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:16 No.24757894
>>24757693
Berzerker pack, Gone.
Feeling of Invincibility, Over.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:17 No.24757909
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:17 No.24757909
>>24757891

ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE STURMFUHRER COMES

HE COMES FOR THEE
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:19 No.24757920
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:19 No.24757920
>>24757909
UNLESS IT IS TUESDAY IN WHICH CASE its romantic candle-it dinner and cuddletime with Karla
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:19 No.24757925
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:19 No.24757925
>>24757869
This
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Starshadow
05/11/13(Sat)00:21 No.24757948
Starshadow 05/11/13(Sat)00:21 No.24757948
>>24757869
>Pass out on Sam
Never pass up an opportunity.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:21 No.24757952
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:21 No.24757952
>>24757920

HE STILL COMES

After dinner, of course.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:23 No.24757978
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:23 No.24757978
>>24757952
Sometimes twice, if he's not too tired.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)00:25 No.24758016
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)00:25 No.24758016
>>24757693
"Naaaaaah, I'm just gonna pass out now." You say, and you let the exhaustion overtake you.

"Gah!" Sam yelps as she tries to catch you, only to get dragged down and pinned under your limp body. "Uuhhhhh, a little help here?"

Tarin and Heloise help roll you off Sam while Ramirez, Brillant, and Alek can't stop snickering. Julia and Elizabeth, meanwhile, are closely examining the remains of Fleisher's heavy tank.

All's good, you think. It should be safe now. Close your eyes. Take a rest...

...

(cont)
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:25 No.24758019
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:25 No.24758019
I don't get you people who are after romancing Karla.

I can understand still loving her and even forgiving her but I honestly can't see being able to live the rest of one's life with the person that ruined it and probably killed your family.

The love isn't gone, but the relationship is over. Have you ever even witnessed a couple get an argument? They hold grudges and bring up the past all the fucking time and what happened here is not something that's ever really going to go away.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:26 No.24758029
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:26 No.24758029
For the record, everything that just happened was goddamn insane.
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:26 No.24758032
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:26 No.24758032
>>24758019
And this bitch burned down our house. It would take a man like Ghandi to forgive that.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:27 No.24758036
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:27 No.24758036
>>24758019
Silence you. We just thwarted an invasion through sheer determination and MANLINESS.

Ergo, your argument is invalid.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:28 No.24758055
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:28 No.24758055
>>24758019
I don't get it either honestly.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:28 No.24758061
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:28 No.24758061
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>>24758032
>Ghandi
Poor choice
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:28 No.24758062
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:28 No.24758062
>>24758019

The power of love, and all that.

Me, I just want to see the confrontation.

The anon who suggested the backstory was a friend of mine, he doesn't follow the quest any more but I carry on his intentions.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:28 No.24758068
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:28 No.24758068
>>24758019
I agree with this, I just can't see Jager and Karla getting back together after Karla destroyed his house and killed his family.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:28 No.24758069
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:28 No.24758069
>>24758032
Exactly. We must crush everything that she has come to hold dear since her betraying us.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:30 No.24758096
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:30 No.24758096
>>24758068
wait she did what!?! FUCK HER THEN!
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:31 No.24758107
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:31 No.24758107
>>24758096
Did you miss the prologue or something?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:31 No.24758108
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:31 No.24758108
>>24758062
I want to see it too.

I'm expecting forgiveness, honestly. But not much more than that. Just some closure for old Jager so he can finally move on with his life.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:32 No.24758123
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:32 No.24758123
>>24758068
Didn't OP take some pains to avoid outright stating that our family got killed off? I think there was a reason for that.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:32 No.24758124
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:32 No.24758124
>>24758108

I expect a Pathos infused final duel ending in at least one death, with the victor, if there is one, knowing that despite it all they still loved the other.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)00:32 No.24758127
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)00:32 No.24758127
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>>24758016
"Hey, Jayjay, wake up!" A sweet, girly voice calls out to you.

"No." You grumble.

"Come on! You promised me you'd help me practice today!"

"Karla, don't you have instructors who can do that for you?"

"They always lose on purpose!" Karla pouts. "You're the only one that takes dueling seriously!"

>Maybe you're just way better than your instructors.
>Fine... just give me a second.
>Other
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:33 No.24758147
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:33 No.24758147
>>24758127
>Maybe you're just way better than your instructors.

Who do you think we are? Jager Calmfuhrer?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:33 No.24758149
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:33 No.24758149
>>24758127
>Fine... just give me a second.
>Karla is illya
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758160
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758160
>>24758127
>Fine... just give me a second.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758161
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758161
>>24758127
>Fine... just give me a second.
Memories of times long gone huh
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758167
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758167
>>24758127
>Fine... just give me a second.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758169
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758169
>>24758127
>Fine, give me a second
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758171
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758171
>>24758127
>Maybe you're just way better than your instructors.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758173
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758173
>>24758127
>>Fine... just give me a second.
>>
Captain Brutus
05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758176
Captain Brutus 05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758176
>>24758127
>Fine... just give me a second.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758180
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:34 No.24758180
>>24758096
Dude, did you read the first thread?
The Empire declared war on Gallia, and put Karla in charge of wiping out the Sturmfuhrers. We hunted down Karla and asked her why. She says what boils down to "I cannot place our love before my honor." then escaped.
>>24758019
>I can understand still loving her and even forgiving her but I honestly can't see being able to live the rest of one's life with the person that ruined it and probably killed your family.
So wait, you can understand still loving her, but you can't understand wanting to be with her?
>Have you ever even witnessed a couple get an argument?
Yes. And I've seen them get through it because they're adults not petty children. My parents disagreed about shit all the time when I was growing up. Sometimes loudly. They got over it. They're still married, and they still do that sickeningly sweet "I love you more. No I love you more." shit, after being married for thirty years.
>>24758127
>Fine... just give me a second.
Karla is Illya? Fuck yeah.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:35 No.24758183
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:35 No.24758183
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>>24758127
>Fine... just give me a second.


>Using that picture as Karla

I... I feel my rage melting away.

I don't know what to feel anymore.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:35 No.24758192
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:35 No.24758192
>>24758123
They were mentioned being gunned down in the first thread.

There may be survivors, but some of them certainly died.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)00:35 No.24758193
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)00:35 No.24758193
>>24758127
>Fine... just give me a second.
Fine illya...I mean Karla
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:36 No.24758215
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:36 No.24758215
>>24758192
Bitch still burned our house down.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:36 No.24758216
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:36 No.24758216
>>24758127
>Fine... just give me a second.

Good lord. What have you done, Merc.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:37 No.24758217
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:37 No.24758217
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>>24758149
>>24758180
who?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:38 No.24758236
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:38 No.24758236
>>24758180
>She says what boils down to "I cannot place our love before my honor."

Hence why we have to get her back.
Its a battle of love vs honor, and as long as she's not placed firmly in our lap as we conquer all of the everything, honor is winning.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:39 No.24758253
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:39 No.24758253
>>24758180
There is a difference between loving someone and being in a relationship with someone.

I never said anything about not wanting to be with her. I'm saying the betrayal ruined the relationship. The love doesn't just disappear when a relationship does. Also your mom didn't kill your dad's family. You're ignoring some serious context here.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:39 No.24758254
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:39 No.24758254
>>24758215
Women break things. It's not unusual, this is just on a grander scale than usual.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:40 No.24758271
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:40 No.24758271
>>24758217
Illyasviel von Einzbern, from Fate/Stay Night.
She's fucking adorable. So much so that most fans don't even hold the fact that she is the cause of MANY bad ends in the game's first route against her. She actually does the "hold breath puff out cheeks" thing at one point, and actually pulls it off.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:40 No.24758279
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:40 No.24758279
>>24758253
Also depends on how psychotic we make jagar under it all.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)00:41 No.24758291
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)00:41 No.24758291
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>>24758254
>Women break things. It's not unusual, this is just on a grander scale than usual.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:41 No.24758294
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:41 No.24758294
>>24758279

He's obsessive and violent, but not psychotic, I think.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:41 No.24758305
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:41 No.24758305
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>>24758271
Eh, i still prefare Prussia as Karla more
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:41 No.24758306
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:41 No.24758306
>>24758279
We've got Sam to keep us sane. And I think we should woo Heliose
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:42 No.24758322
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:42 No.24758322
>>24758291

Sometimes they burn down your house, fuck up your car, wipe out your family, lead Paladin orders to hunt down and kill you. It's all standard, you just have to roll with it.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:42 No.24758326
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:42 No.24758326
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>>24758306
>Being unfaithful to Karla
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:43 No.24758333
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:43 No.24758333
>>24758294
Yeah meant that more as Obsessive and violent. Not insane.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:43 No.24758336
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:43 No.24758336
>>24758326
BITCH. BURNED. OUR. HOUSE. DOWN.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:44 No.24758353
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:44 No.24758353
>>24758336
SO.FUCKING.WHAT
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:44 No.24758358
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:44 No.24758358
>>24758336

Its war. We're hardly the only ones down a house.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:44 No.24758368
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:44 No.24758368
>>24758306
I want to hook her up with Alek. Hyper girl with the spaghetting shy guy should be fun.

>implying Tarin isn't interested in us or that she didn't witness us bear hugging Sam and her kissing our cheek in the hallway and got the wrong idea.
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)00:45 No.24758374
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)00:45 No.24758374
>>24758322
I'm not against you on that. I just laughed cause it was true
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:45 No.24758376
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:45 No.24758376
>>24758336
Yes, because of the EMPIRE
which we are AT WAR WITH
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:45 No.24758380
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:45 No.24758380
>>24758368
>not playing matchmaker for Tarin/Brilliant
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:45 No.24758391
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:45 No.24758391
>>24758336
We didn't like it anyways.. way too small and damp.. the neighbors were assholes too!
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)00:45 No.24758392
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)00:45 No.24758392
>>24758127
"Fine... just give me a second." You say, giving a big yawn.

"Yes!" Karla throws her arms in the air in excitement. "I'm gonna go get the practice sabers!"

You sigh as Karla rushes out of the door, not even bother to close it after exiting. Honestly she's supposed to be a princess yet she hasn't seemed to learned a single thing about manners.

Regardless, you go through your normal morning ritual, cleaning yourself up and putting on some fresh clothes. You note to put on clothes you won't necessarily miss. Duels with Karla usually tended to get a bit... messy.

Honestly you don't know why Karla keeps coming over to your manor every summer. As the future queen of Belka you'd think she would spend more of her time in her home country. Nonetheless, her annual visits seemed to have become a regular part of life.

You make your way down to the practice room, where every Sturmfuhrer learned the fine arts of dueling and melee combat. Ancient weapons line the walls, ranging from swords to halberds to battle axes and everything in between. Karla is already there, with a big grin on her face.

"What's got you so happy today, Karla?" You ask.

"I decided to spice up our training session today!" Karla grins and shows you what she was hiding behind her back. "Ta da!"

You see that instead of the normal wooden sabers you use for practice, Karla is holding genuine, steel sabers.

>Holy carp, Karla, what are you thinking?!?
>Cool! Where'd you get those?
>Other
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:46 No.24758395
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:46 No.24758395
>>24758380
I'm not playing matchmaker at all. Just covertly giving Merc Command ideas.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:46 No.24758398
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:46 No.24758398
>>24758336
War, yo.
She's a Knight. She had a duty to perform. The man responsible is the Emperor. We make HIM pay, and Karla can be free of her duty to him.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:47 No.24758414
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:47 No.24758414
>>24758392
>Cool! Where'd you get those?
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:47 No.24758415
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:47 No.24758415
>>24758392
>Cool! Where'd you get those?

No fear!

Also, FORESHADOWING PROTOCOLS ENACTED, SUBTLETY REACTORS DISENGAGED
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:47 No.24758418
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:47 No.24758418
>>24758392
>Cool! Where'd you get those?
We're still a little kid.
It's about time for something to go wrong, so that Duncan Idaho can come scold us for taking unnecessary risks.
>>
Captain Brutus
05/11/13(Sat)00:48 No.24758424
Captain Brutus 05/11/13(Sat)00:48 No.24758424
>>24758392
>Cool! Where'd you get those?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:48 No.24758426
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:48 No.24758426
>>24758392
>Cool! Where'd you get those?
STURMFUHRER FEARS NO WEAPON
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)00:48 No.24758432
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)00:48 No.24758432
>>24758392
>Cool! Where'd you get those?
While the other one seems logical, considering our age and character, this one makes to much sense
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:48 No.24758433
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:48 No.24758433
>>24758353
Thats less of burning bridges and more "salting and burning the fields"
>>24758358
Yes, and they probably would be angry as hell too.
>>24758376
>>24758398
Its still personal, and it would hurt like hell.
>>24758392
>Cool! Where'd you get those?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:48 No.24758435
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:48 No.24758435
>>24758392
>Other

No. Too much of risk. This really isn't something to joke about or play around with.

Sturmfuhrer might be reckless at times but he's not stupid.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:49 No.24758436
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:49 No.24758436
>>24758392
>Cool! Where'd you get those?
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:50 No.24758468
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:50 No.24758468
>>24758433

Well, he is angry. Have you not been here for all the


KARLLAAAAA

KARLA

KARLLLAAAAAAAAAA
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:50 No.24758475
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:50 No.24758475
>>24758435
don't even bother trying to stop it. They've gotten so giddy at getting away with the silly duel thing that their common sense has left them behind.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:51 No.24758498
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:51 No.24758498
>>24758475
Dude, I KNOW it's stupid. But right now we're playing a little kid. It makes SENSE to do something stupid because it's "cool". Little kids are fucking morons.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:52 No.24758506
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:52 No.24758506
>>24758475

Oh come on, try and tell me the young, less experienced version of JAGER STURMFUHRER would really pass this up.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:52 No.24758508
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:52 No.24758508
>>24758392
Uh uh, no way! You might be good but id slice your damn arm off! Karla, this isnt funny, get the practice sabers, the last thing we need is an army bowling through my house because of you!
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:52 No.24758511
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:52 No.24758511
>>24758392
>>Holy carp, Karla, what are you thinking?!?

Jagar isn't dumb. He wouldn't risk it for no gain.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:52 No.24758518
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:52 No.24758518
>>24758468
Yeah, but I disapprove of trying to get back together with her. The obsession, to me, makes more sense as revenge.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:52 No.24758526
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:52 No.24758526
How the fight between Sturmfuhrer and the red swallow will be depicted in Albion propaganda!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ZeD40Rg8A&NR=1&feature=endscreen
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:53 No.24758539
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:53 No.24758539
>>24758518
Yes, and you have NO ulterior motive at all. Nope. None whatsoever. >>24758306
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)00:53 No.24758543
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)00:53 No.24758543
>>24758475
>>24758511
...you realize this is the kid versions of Jager and Karla, yes?
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)00:53 No.24758550
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)00:53 No.24758550
>>24758518

As said previously, I think he still loves her, and that is the underlying reason behind the intense obsession he claims is revenge.

That said, this ends in tears, I am sure of that.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:55 No.24758575
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:55 No.24758575
>>24758543
Even when I was a kid I didn't screw around with things like this. Unless he is like 4 or something. Kids aren't retarded or anything.

>>24758550
Kind of view it as all the above. Anger and revenge+Love+obsession.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)00:55 No.24758577
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)00:55 No.24758577
>>24758539
I'm proposing that as an alternative to Karla. And I'm not going to deny it skews my views on things, but to me this is a man fueled by revenge, betrayal, and pain.
>>24758550
Well thats a foregone conclusion at this point.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)00:58 No.24758620
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)00:58 No.24758620
>>24758575
Pretty much. It even says that Jager learns about these weapons. He would know what real weapons would do to each if they mess up.

I'll say this again. Jager might be reckless but he's not stupid.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)01:00 No.24758642
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)01:00 No.24758642
>>24758392
"Cool! Where'd you get those?" You say, your eyes widening in excitement. Your parents NEVER let you use the actual weapons stored in the practice room.

"One of the perks of being a princess!" Karla winks.

"I thought you didn't want to be a princess because, as you put it, 'they're always the ones getting rescued in the stories'." You point out, picking up one of the sabers and testing its balance.

"S-shut up!" Karla pouts. "I can be princess AND a knight!"

"Oh? Then you better be prepared!" You grin as you ready our saber.

Taking cue, Karla gets into dueling stance as well.

>Start off aggressive.
>Start off defensive.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:01 No.24758652
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:01 No.24758652
>>24758642
>>Start off defensive.

Real weapons= Go full defense.
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:01 No.24758653
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:01 No.24758653
>>24758642
>Start off aggressive.

Its what a kid would do, patience is foreign to them.
>>
Captain Brutus
05/11/13(Sat)01:01 No.24758659
Captain Brutus 05/11/13(Sat)01:01 No.24758659
>>24758642
>Start off defensive.
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:01 No.24758661
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:01 No.24758661
>>24758642
Defensive, because as much as it goes against saber fencing, we are fighting with the real thing now.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:01 No.24758664
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:01 No.24758664
>>24758642
>Start off defensive.

We might be excited about using a real weapon but that means a greater chance of hurting her.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:02 No.24758667
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:02 No.24758667
>>24758642
>Start off defensive.

I'm just shaking my head at this.
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Starshadow
05/11/13(Sat)01:02 No.24758673
Starshadow 05/11/13(Sat)01:02 No.24758673
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>Start off aggressive.
Who do you think we are?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:02 No.24758675
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:02 No.24758675
>>24758642
>Start off defensive.
>>
Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)01:02 No.24758677
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)01:02 No.24758677
>>24758642
>Start off defensive.
Come at me princess. Lets taunt her
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:02 No.24758682
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:02 No.24758682
>>24758642
>Start off defensive.

Lets not accidentally the Karla
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:03 No.24758689
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:03 No.24758689
>>24758642
>Start off aggressive.
Oh god, we're gonna accidentally give Karla that scar of hers, aren't we?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:04 No.24758706
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:04 No.24758706
>>24758667
Honestly, I started shaking my head when we did the challenge thing. It didn't even seem to have enough support to be included. Unless people took me bemoaning our class choice as support somehow.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:06 No.24758742
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:06 No.24758742
>>24758706
Now that sort of made since though. He is well known for being a gentleman so even if it fails it is a good taunt against his honor later on.

But either way as long as defense wins out I don't really mind.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:06 No.24758745
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:06 No.24758745
>>24758706
Yeah... I have no words for that. If this quest continues this train of thought, I'm bowing out. I really do not want to play a reskin of SWQ.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:07 No.24758753
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:07 No.24758753
>>24758745
>>24758742
>>24758706

Guys, is it really so hard to not get your way? I get outvoted all the damn time, and I just roll with it. Part of the process.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:08 No.24758762
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:08 No.24758762
>>24758706
>>24758745
Because challenging a dude who is KNOWN to be honor-fixated to a duel is totally not a smart move. It's not like we saved hundreds of lives or anything.
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:08 No.24758764
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:08 No.24758764
>>24758745
We took a gamble and it paid off, and you immediately correlate it to that damn quest.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:08 No.24758766
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:08 No.24758766
>Agressive
THIS CHOICE WILL SET THE TONE FOR OUR ENTIRE RELATIONSHIP

AND I WANT PANTS
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:09 No.24758781
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:09 No.24758781
>>24758764
All it takes one time it working for people run with it over and over again. Just once.
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:09 No.24758783
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:09 No.24758783
>>24758766
AGGRESSIVE WITH LIVE SABERS IS A TERRIBLE IDEA.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:09 No.24758786
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:09 No.24758786
>>24758766
Oh we'll be the man.
She'll be the Karla.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:10 No.24758796
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:10 No.24758796
>>24758781
Nice slippery slope fallacy there.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:10 No.24758808
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:10 No.24758808
>>24758753
Um, the duel was not voted in favor at all. It was essentially ignored by the majority of posters yet somehow got included as the main thrust of the thread. That's what I am bemoaning.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:10 No.24758809
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:10 No.24758809
>>24758753
Oh I don't mind at all. Just don't like it when it makes thing seem inconsistent. Honestly I like how it is going so far. Just not when people goes too far with the recklessness. Mainly because he really doesn't seem to be stupidly reckless.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:12 No.24758828
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:12 No.24758828
>>24758796
Considering where we're at... not that far off the truth, sadly.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:12 No.24758829
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:12 No.24758829
>>24758781
Against a knight we KNEW was honorable as hell. Against any other foe that would never have worked.
>>24758809
Have you not read the archives? That whole thread at the Crags was just as reckless as a fist fight on a beach.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:13 No.24758833
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:13 No.24758833
>>24758783
If you switch away from your fighting style because your weapon is now more dangerous, then you're putting yourself at even more risk. Always stick with that you're good at.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:13 No.24758834
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:13 No.24758834
>>24758808
Yeah, I noticed that too when we were talking to Elizabeth about information about Karla. only about two people wanted to say the whole "seducing to take over the crown" thing, but it was included anyway.
>>
KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:13 No.24758836
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:13 No.24758836
>>24758809

I go with the tone what was set in the first thread, which was smart, but very reckless once he commits.

As for the duel, looks like Command thought it more interesting than another battle. Considering how everyone but you three seemed to love it, I think he was on to something.
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:13 No.24758841
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:13 No.24758841
>>24758808
He took the suggestion that did get the most votes and threw that in there with it probably because he liked the idea and other people wanted it. He was just including more than one suggestion in his post.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:14 No.24758852
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:14 No.24758852
>>24758834

Well, that was a joke, and I think OP is allowed to throw inconsequential shit in now and then if it amuses him.
>>
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)01:14 No.24758859
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)01:14 No.24758859
>>24758642
You decide to start off defensively. Even though you're quite excited using a real weapon, you're not THAT suicidally stupid. It seems Karla has the same idea, as she only does a few probing jab and swipes to test your defenses as well as get a feel for the blade.

You easily parry her probing attacks. The loud clangs of metal clashing against metal begin to awaken something deep and primal within you. It's a feeling of both dread and excitement that dueling with wooden swords just couldn't seem to match. The smile on Karla's face suggest she's feeling the same thing as well.

"You know, Jayjay." Karla says as she parries one of your swipes. "Why don't you come visit me in Belka one day? You can see the palace and all the knights and everything!"

"Well..." You frown as you leap back to avoid a jab. "I dunno. I never really thought much about leaving Gallia or anything."

"Hmph. For someone so adventurous you sure can be really boring sometimes." Karla sighs, initiating a new flurry of attacks.

"I just don't see the big deal about the whole knight thing." You say, dodging and parrying each and every one of Karla's attacks almost effortlessly. "Aren't they like, outdated or something?"

"Knights are NEVER outdated!" Karla suddenly swings with a sudden burst of speed. You manage to dodge it, but notice that your shirt now has a new hole in it. "Knights fight evildoers and go on exciting adventures! They do it all the time!"

"So what, you want me to be your knight in shining armor or something?" You ask.

"Well..." Karla hesitates.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758868
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758868
>>24758852
I think he learned from planefag...and that is scary
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758870
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758870
Rolled 8

>>24758859
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758873
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758873
>>24758836
Another battle? That was the first time we actually had a decent field engagement instead of some sort of weird commando op.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758877
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758877
Rolled 11

>>24758859
Oh boy
>>
Captain Brutus
05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758882
Captain Brutus 05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758882
Rolled 17

>>24758859
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758883
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758883
Rolled 11

>>24758829

Yeah but it had a point in the end. But I don't mind either way.

>>24758836
Oh I loved the duel it worked perfectly and is in character. More just annoyed at the live sabers part. But eh you win and you lose em.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758884
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:15 No.24758884
Rolled 6

>>24758859
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:16 No.24758890
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:16 No.24758890
Rolled 11

>>24758859
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:17 No.24758894
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:17 No.24758894
>>24758873

I was counting the side chapters and prologue, along with the Uboat assault.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:17 No.24758898
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:17 No.24758898
>>24758859
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-_ZeD40Rg8A&NR=1&feature=endscreen

dice+1d20
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:17 No.24758904
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:17 No.24758904
>>24758859
>Knights fight evildoers and go on exciting adventures! They do it all the time!
>fight evildoers
Gentlemen, we have our weapon. When we face her down, we toss that shit back at her. "Whatever happened to fighting evildoers, Karla?"
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:18 No.24758912
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:18 No.24758912
Rolled 18

>>24758898
For fucks sake
>>
Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:18 No.24758919
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:18 No.24758919
>>24758904
Won't work, she won't consider herself an evildoer, as she is "just following orders"
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:19 No.24758924
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:19 No.24758924
>>24758904

I think you've got something there, friend.

No Karla, you are the evildoers.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:19 No.24758927
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:19 No.24758927
>>24758919
ya killing whole villages....
>>
Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:19 No.24758932
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:19 No.24758932
>>24758894
But as he said those were more commando ops than real field engagements like the beach assault we were facing. Personally I was looking forward to finishing that fight but then duel happen. Just.. blah.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:19 No.24758933
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:19 No.24758933
>>24758919

It's implied she knows how fucked up her actions are. But to her duty trumps morality.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:20 No.24758943
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:20 No.24758943
>All this rejoicing in this thread

MEANWHILE, IN SHADOW QUEST.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:20 No.24758947
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:20 No.24758947
>>24758932

Okay, but you cannot ignore how into it the majority was. Don't deny us our fun.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:20 No.24758948
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:20 No.24758948
>>24758927
>>24758933
Just following orders is the Nuremberg defense
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:21 No.24758971
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:21 No.24758971
>>24758947
>but you cannot ignore how into it the majority was

But it wasn't.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:22 No.24758978
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:22 No.24758978
>>24758948

I cannot believe you just posted that, holy fucking shit. Yeah, I think we all know where that term comes from.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:23 No.24758993
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:23 No.24758993
>>24758971

The page is right here man, I see people having a great time rolling hits, reacting to the dice, and posting OSTs and fight suggestions. Looks like they are into it to me.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:23 No.24758997
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:23 No.24758997
>>24758919
Except that during the prologue she said, "You may be my lover, but you're not my Emperor. If he says the Gallians are the enemy, then that's the way it must be."
Somewhere along the way, she lost that fire. She lost track of why she wanted to be a Knight in the first place. She got bogged down in the Lawful part, and forgot about the Good. One good slap with that could start her waking up.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:23 No.24759004
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:23 No.24759004
>>24758978
Oh, right, Godwins law. Damn it.
>>24758997
Damn, good point.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:24 No.24759013
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:24 No.24759013
>>24758971
Once the duel started, nobody was bitching. It was 100% FUCK YEAH, GRIT YOUR TEETH, MANLY FISTICUFFS.

Stop crying. It was awesome and ended really, REALLY well.

Plus its not like the duel was a foregone conclusion. We made what was obviously a "DO YOU DARE ACCEPT MY CHALLENGE?" roll, and we rolled a 20.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:24 No.24759015
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:24 No.24759015
>>24758971
Ho much the majority was into it. As in enjoyed it. Not how much people voted for it.

Also, Merc Command was just including multiple suggestions into his post. He has been doing this for some time now.

In case you didn't notice, we still bombarded the tanks.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:24 No.24759020
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:24 No.24759020
>>24758993
Misread your statement. Excuse me. I read that as the majority vote. Which it wasn't.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:26 No.24759042
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:26 No.24759042
>>24759013
I rolled that 20 and I felt good after the crap rolls I did in Gundam AGE quest
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:27 No.24759068
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:27 No.24759068
>>24759004

Yeah, bad precedent there. No worries, though.

>>24759020

No harm done, it happens.

>>24759015

He runs this damn thing very well, especially considering the balls-shittingly crazy turnout he gets sometimes. I know if I got this level of posting In Tavern Quest my forty minute reply time would begin to strain a bit.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:28 No.24759092
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:28 No.24759092
>>24759020
The majority vote was getting the sub to attack the tanks which is what happened the challenge to the duel was an extra thrown in.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)01:31 No.24759132
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)01:31 No.24759132
>>24758932
To be fair, Albion was always intended to a bit of easy mode. The other fronts won't be as forgiving.

>>24758882
Unfortunately, you didn't expect to hesitate like that and you overcommit on your swing. You try to pull it back but its too late. The tip of the blade slides across Karla's right cheek.

"Ohmygod I'm so sorry Karla!" You cry, dropping the sword.

"Huh?" Karla seems more bewildered than hurt. She reaches a hand up to her cheek and sees several drops of blood on her hand.

And, contrary to what you were expecting, she just smiles.

"First blood. Looks like you win again!" Karla laughs.

"You're not mad?" You ask.

"Nah, not really." Karla takes a handkerchief out of her pocket and presses it against her cheek to stem the bleeding. "Scars make knights look really cool!"

"Huh, I guess..." You frown, unsure of her reasoning.

"And, I guess... well.... it means no matter where we are, I've always got a little reminder of you..."

"Huh?" You ask.

"N-nothing!" Karla shakes her head furiously. "Let's go before someone catches us."

After stashing the the swords away, it took a bit of explaining to your parents of how exactly Karla got the cut on her cheek. You both claim she just fell down in the garden. Your parents' suspicious looks suggest the think otherwise, but they don't press issue.

You're still left with figuring out what Karla's words meant, though.

---

"Great, another dream." You say to yourself when you wake up. You're not sure how much time had passed since the battle, but it's dark now and you find yourself in your room.

>Try and find your squad.
>Try and figure out what happened..
>Other
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:32 No.24759153
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:32 No.24759153
>>24759132
>Try and find your squad.
We can ask them what happened when we find them.
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:33 No.24759156
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:33 No.24759156
>>24759132
>Try and find your squad.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:33 No.24759157
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:33 No.24759157
>>24759132
>>Try and figure out what happened.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:33 No.24759159
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:33 No.24759159
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>>24759132
>Try and find your squad.
Time to party hard again.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:33 No.24759167
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:33 No.24759167
Rolled 10

>>24759132
>>Try and figure out what happened..

We know our squad is doing well. So might as well look for what happened after we passed out.
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Captain Brutus
05/11/13(Sat)01:34 No.24759171
Captain Brutus 05/11/13(Sat)01:34 No.24759171
>>24759132
>Try and find your squad.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)01:34 No.24759173
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)01:34 No.24759173
>>24759132
Make sure they didn't do anything fun...I mean stupid without us
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)01:34 No.24759189
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)01:34 No.24759189
>>24759173
>Try and find squad
Some how forgot that part
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:35 No.24759195
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:35 No.24759195
>>24759132
>Try and find your squad.
Also
>fencing without gear on
ISHIGGYDIGGYDOO
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:35 No.24759205
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:35 No.24759205
>>24759195
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Academic_fencing
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KOTOMINE KIREI
05/11/13(Sat)01:35 No.24759207
KOTOMINE KIREI 05/11/13(Sat)01:35 No.24759207
Rejoice on gents, is time for me to actually get some sleep, for once.

Keep on' STURMFUHRERIN
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)01:37 No.24759227
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)01:37 No.24759227
>>24759207
Will do Father
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:37 No.24759243
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:37 No.24759243
>>24759207
I am playing SCP while doing this....372 is a god damn troll..
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:38 No.24759261
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:38 No.24759261
>>24759205
Thanks for the article, that actually looks interesting.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:40 No.24759301
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:40 No.24759301
>>24759261
Mind you, this wasn't a Mensur, but it's the same "scars are cool, yo" logic.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)01:43 No.24759357
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)01:43 No.24759357
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>>24759132
You check the other rooms, but they all seem to be empty. In fact, the entire damn hotel seems to be empty. Wondering where the hell everybody could possibly be, you decide to take the stairs down to the lobby.

And you're greeted with what seems to be the most raucous party you've ever seen in your life. Everybody's here, Home Guard, SOE, regulars, civilians, the Vergultung crew, even Qyburn's engineers are among the mix. The only bigger party you've seen was the Gallian victory celebration when the Empire retreated from Gallia.

"HEY! There's the man of hour!" Jack seemingly materializes out of the wall behind you and wraps an arm around your shoulder. "Hey! HEY EVERYBODY! I propose a toast to JAGER STURMFUHRER, the KNIGHT PUNCHER!"

Everybody cheers.

>Well? Do you say anything?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:44 No.24759370
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:44 No.24759370
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>Karla brushing her hand on her scar with a wry smile on her fare; dreamily starring off into the distance moments before assaulting the Sturmfuhrer household.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:44 No.24759375
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:44 No.24759375
>>24759357
Threaten to get him knighted so you can punch him.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:45 No.24759388
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:45 No.24759388
>>24759370
>wry smile
>not a sad look, followed by grim determination
>>24759357
do this >>24759375
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:46 No.24759404
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:46 No.24759404
>>24759357
>not replacing Kelly and Oddball with Kay and Yukari respectively
Bad form.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:47 No.24759410
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:47 No.24759410
Rolled 17

>>24759357

What happened after I passed out? and Quite the party we got here I like now where is the alcohol.

Also we have to do this >>24759375
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:48 No.24759433
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:48 No.24759433
>>24759357
"Stow the banter soldier. Now give me a sit-rep on the alcohol."
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:48 No.24759439
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:48 No.24759439
>>24759357
"I'm too sober for this."
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:49 No.24759451
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:49 No.24759451
>>24759357
We need food and drink!
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)01:50 No.24759465
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)01:50 No.24759465
>>24759357
Demand your drink while doing this too >>24759375
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:52 No.24759488
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:52 No.24759488
>>24759433
I like it
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)01:53 No.24759500
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)01:53 No.24759500
>>24759357
"Well." You say, turning to face Jack. "I was thinking of somehow getting you knighted so I have an excuse to punch YOU."

Everybody laughs at the joke, even Jack.

"Okay, now I am way too goddamn sober for this so someone get me the strongest most expensive thing you've got!"

>So who do you want to see? [specify]
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Captain Brutus
05/11/13(Sat)01:55 No.24759540
Captain Brutus 05/11/13(Sat)01:55 No.24759540
>>24759500
Go find our super spy, might as well find out everything while we are still somewhat sober.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:56 No.24759542
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:56 No.24759542
>>24759500
Let's go hang out with our Squad for a bit, maybe chat up someone we haven't yet.

My vote is Julia, we did get her a new tank, after all.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:56 No.24759543
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:56 No.24759543
>>24759500
Lets have a word with Sam, she is our second in command, would be great to see Beta too and hear how our employers asses the situation.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)01:56 No.24759545
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)01:56 No.24759545
>>24759500
I say we go hang with Sam
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:56 No.24759553
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:56 No.24759553
>>24759500
Sam!
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:57 No.24759562
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:57 No.24759562
>>24759500
Julia time.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)01:57 No.24759571
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)01:57 No.24759571
>>24759500
Julia, haven't really seen much of her.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:58 No.24759581
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:58 No.24759581
>>24759500
Sam. Always Sam.
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Starshadow
05/11/13(Sat)01:59 No.24759595
Starshadow 05/11/13(Sat)01:59 No.24759595
Sam and Beta first. Gotta deal with business before we get too drunk to understand things.

After that Julia, and however many more of the crew we can find before we pass out drunk again.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:59 No.24759606
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:59 No.24759606
>>24759500
Julia we havent seen much of her
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)01:59 No.24759607
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)01:59 No.24759607
Rolled 20

>>24759500
Samantha first. Then we go see Parker.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:00 No.24759630
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:00 No.24759630
>>24759500
Sam, all day erryday.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:01 No.24759636
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:01 No.24759636
>>24759607
I concede to the dice gods on this decision.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:02 No.24759655
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:02 No.24759655
Is it bad that every time I see the name sam I think winchester?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:03 No.24759666
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:03 No.24759666
>>24759500
Sam and/or Julia!
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)02:08 No.24759747
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)02:08 No.24759747
>>24759500
>Seems like the consensus is Sam, Julia, and Elizabeth!

As you wade through the crowd, you catch sight of Sam, Julia, and Elizabeth, apparently engaged in a game of darts against 3 SOE operatives that were obviously trying to woo them. Fortunately, your girls seemed to be taking none of it, and were focused on trouncing them in darts. You see Sam nail a bullseye, and the the SOE guys groan as they down a shot in response.

"Excuse me, gentlemen." You walk in on the little impromptu group. "I need to discuss something with my squad, so if you could give us some privacy please."

Seeing an excuse to break off from the obviously failed attempt to impress the ladies, the SOE trio quickly make their escape.

"Aw man, and we were totally destroying them, too!" Sam pouts. "You owe us one!"

"Yeah, you gotta take finish the round!" Julia adds in.

Elizabeth just shrugs. "Majority rules."

>Okay, I'll play your little game.
>I want to talk first.
>Other
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:08 No.24759752
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:08 No.24759752
Just a head's up, this thread has over 700 posts.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:09 No.24759766
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:09 No.24759766
>>24759747
lets play a game.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)02:10 No.24759771
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)02:10 No.24759771
>>24759752
It's not on page 10 yet. We can squeeze a bit more life out of this one.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:10 No.24759778
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:10 No.24759778
Rolled 17

>>24759747
>>Okay, I'll play your little game.

We don't back down. Talk while playing.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:11 No.24759792
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:11 No.24759792
>>24759747
> Okay, I will play your little game
Might as well humor the ladies.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:11 No.24759796
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:11 No.24759796
>>24759747
>Okay, I'll play your little game.

Lets do this. JAGER STURMFUHRER never runs from a challenge. Collecting the info can wait a bit.

>>24759752
bah god, these things move fast.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:12 No.24759802
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:12 No.24759802
>>24759747
Let's play some darts.
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Spectral Toothpick
05/11/13(Sat)02:12 No.24759814
Spectral Toothpick 05/11/13(Sat)02:12 No.24759814
>>24759747
>Okay, I'll play your little game.
As if I, 'The Knight Puncher" will lose!
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:13 No.24759837
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:13 No.24759837
>>24759796
>fast
I have been here for 4 hours now.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:13 No.24759841
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:13 No.24759841
>>24759747
>I want to talk first.
Business time.
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Rolled 13

>>24759747
"Alright, I'll play your little game." You say, picking up a dart and taking careful aim.

>roll 1d20
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:14 No.24759858
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:14 No.24759858
Rolled 4

>>24759850
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:14 No.24759860
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:14 No.24759860
Rolled 18

>>24759850
Bullseye?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:15 No.24759866
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:15 No.24759866
>>24759837
Getting to 700 posts in a little over 4 hours is fucking insane. Like holy shit.
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Starshadow
05/11/13(Sat)02:15 No.24759872
Starshadow 05/11/13(Sat)02:15 No.24759872
Rolled 16

Bullseye.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:15 No.24759878
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:15 No.24759878
Rolled 9

>>24759850
NOTHING IS BEYOND US!
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)02:19 No.24759934
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)02:19 No.24759934
>>24759866
Yeah, I was surprised at how quickly it ballooned as well.

>>24759860
Your dart flies straight and true. While it's not a perfect bullseye, it definitely lands within the middle circle to count. Julia then throws her dart. It's a respectable hit, but it lands in one of the middle rings, making her the clear loser.

"Aw man." Julia sighs and downs a shot.

"You can drop a tank round on a boat several hundred meters away, but you can't get a bullseye to save your life in darts." Sam shakes her head as she downs her own shot.

"It's how it goes sometimes." Elizabeth adds in sagely.

Seeing as how the girls are now loosened up with some alcohol in their systems, you decide now would be a good time to talk.

>What say?
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:23 No.24759973
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:23 No.24759973
>>24759934
Inquire after Julia, don't think we've ever gotten to know her. Like, how in the hell did she make that shot up the gun of the sub?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:23 No.24759978
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:23 No.24759978
>>24759934
So what happened while I was having my beauty sleep? Last I remember the Imps were retreating and I was lying on a particularly soft patch of human-shaped sand.
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Starshadow
05/11/13(Sat)02:23 No.24759983
Starshadow 05/11/13(Sat)02:23 No.24759983
- Is it really over?
- How mad is Lynch
- How awesome is the tank?
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)02:23 No.24759988
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)02:23 No.24759988
>>24759973
That was Sam. And she's just that damn good.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:24 No.24760006
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:24 No.24760006
>>24759988
Ah. then I change to >>24759978 and >>24759983
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:25 No.24760019
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:25 No.24760019
>>24759983
- How good are the dueling sabers.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:25 No.24760022
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:25 No.24760022
>>24759934
"So, you girls have fun today?

I for one had a pile of fun. I got into a fistfight with a knight and we got a tank, we did call dibs on Fleisher's tank, right?

I actually kinda liked Fleisher, you learn a lot about a person through punching each other in the face.

What did I miss while I was asleep? Anything important?

On a scale from 1-10, with 1 being calm and 10 being a raging inferno of anger how mad is Lynch about what I did?"
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Starshadow
05/11/13(Sat)02:26 No.24760043
Starshadow 05/11/13(Sat)02:26 No.24760043
>>24760019
Oh yeah, those were lying on the beach at the end, we must have kept them.. Now we own a set of sabers and pistols I guess.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:28 No.24760071
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:28 No.24760071
>>24760022
I like it. Second
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:28 No.24760083
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:28 No.24760083
>>24760043
Now we're prepared to duel the next knight.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:30 No.24760110
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:30 No.24760110
>>24760083
I somehow doubt the other knights will accept based on honor. Especially not Schnee
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:31 No.24760131
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:31 No.24760131
Rolled 20

>>24760110
Schnee would most likely laugh then run us over with a tank while we are getting the equipment out.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:32 No.24760141
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:32 No.24760141
>>24760110
What about the third one?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:32 No.24760144
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:32 No.24760144
>>24760131
From the looks of it he would succeed too.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:32 No.24760149
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:32 No.24760149
>>24760131
Which is why we don't challenge him to a duel.
>>24760141
The rule lawyer? Probably not.
But we could challenge Karla to a duel.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:32 No.24760153
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:32 No.24760153
>>24760131
Not if we roll like that when taunting him.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:34 No.24760183
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:34 No.24760183
>>24760153
Heh. "Hey Schnee, I FUCKED YOUR WAIFU."
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)02:41 No.24760289
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)02:41 No.24760289
>>24759934
"So, you girls have fun today?" You ask sliding into a seat next to them. "I for one had a pile of fun. I got into a fistfight with a knight and we got a tank, we did call dibs on Fleisher's tank, right?"

"Well, we got what was left of it, anyways." Julia sighs. "Even though it could still run, it was pretty trashed from that cannon hit. Qyburn said he was better off just tearing the thing apart for analysis rather than try and fix it up. Says he's got some more upgrade ideas in mind."

"I should check in on him sometime." You nod, taking a sip of your outrageously expensive drink. "You know, I actually kinda liked Fleisher, you learn a lot about a person through punching each other in the face.

What did I miss while I was asleep? Anything important?"

"Yeah, you managed to skip all the cleanup, you lazy oaf." Sam says. "Anyways, the harbor and the southern beaches were hit pretty hard, but they managed to hold the line until the Imps the retreated. The Albion Navy chased the all the way back to Imperial waters. With all of the damage they took, they're probably not coming back."

"Well shit, it looks like we might be out of a job then." You grin then turn to Elizabeht. "On a scale from 1-10, with 1 being calm and 10 being a raging inferno of anger how mad is Lynch about what I did?"

"Probably a 12." Elizabeth says as she sips her drink nonchalantly. "The first Belkan knight ever defeated in open battle, and you just him go? He definitely wasn't expecting that."

"So... am I going to have to worry about you dropping a pillow on my face while I'm asleep?" You ask warily.

"What? No. Lynch is smart enough not to press the issue and just take what he's got." Elizabeth shrugs and then whispers to you low enough so that Sam and Julia can't hear. "Besides, I made a promise to help you with your personal mission."

(cont)
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)02:43 No.24760322
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)02:43 No.24760322
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>>24760289
"Well, I guess that's kind of reassuring." You nod. "Hey Julia, how's the Type-36 been treating you, what with being an experimental tank and all?"

"It handles like a dream!" Julia gushes. "Levels of magnitude better than the Gallian Light Tanks. It can take as much punishment as it dishes out!"

"Oh right!" Julia's eyes light up. "We've never gotten around to giving our tank a name! That's unacceptable! And really unlucky, too!"

>What do you want to name it?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:45 No.24760352
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:45 No.24760352
>>24760322
>Is it just me or did the Type-36 get a longer barrel since last time?

How about Jormungandr?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:45 No.24760359
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:45 No.24760359
>>24760322
Saudade.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:46 No.24760369
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:46 No.24760369
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>>24760322
Knight's Fall
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:46 No.24760370
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:46 No.24760370
Rolled 14

>>24760322
Peacemaker
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:46 No.24760372
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:46 No.24760372
>>24760322

"Mortis."
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760383
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760383
>>24760322
Nibelungen
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760384
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760384
>>24760322

Hmmm, I like Fenrir.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760385
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760385
>>24760322
"Well, what would you name it?"
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760386
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760386
So much this. >>24760370
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760387
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760387
>>24760322
Cecilie
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760391
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:47 No.24760391
>>24760322
Vanagandr, Fenrir, Fenrisulfr or Hroovitnir. All of which are names for the Wolf Fenrir.

I happen to like Fenrisulfr.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:48 No.24760394
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:48 No.24760394
>>24760359
"a deep emotional state of nostalgic longing for an absent something or someone that one loves." huh?
I like it.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:49 No.24760402
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:49 No.24760402
>>24760384

This.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:49 No.24760403
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:49 No.24760403
>>24760391
I like Vanagandr.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:49 No.24760405
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:49 No.24760405
>>24760384
I do like Fenrir though.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:49 No.24760406
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:49 No.24760406
>>24760322
Vorschlaghammer or Zerstörer. In keeping with the vaguely German sounding names.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:49 No.24760416
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:49 No.24760416
>>24760391

Eh, I like the Vanilla Fenrir the best.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:50 No.24760422
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:50 No.24760422
>>24760384
>>24760391
>>24760403
I'd be happy with either Fenrir or Vanagandr.
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Captain Brutus
05/11/13(Sat)02:50 No.24760427
Captain Brutus 05/11/13(Sat)02:50 No.24760427
>>24760359
I do like this.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:53 No.24760460
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:53 No.24760460
>>24760359
>Saudade
I like that.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)02:55 No.24760480
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)02:55 No.24760480
>>24760322
>It seems like Fenrir is the most agreed upon name.

"I was actually thinking about calling her Fenrir!" Julia says. "Fast and lethal, just like a wolf!"

"I like it." You nod. "She's Fenrir from now on."

>Do you want to talk about anything else?
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)02:56 No.24760505
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)02:56 No.24760505
>>24760480
Why did you join this glorious crusade comrade Julia?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)02:57 No.24760517
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)02:57 No.24760517
>>24760480
How all of them are doing personally, if they need anything, if their equipment is treating them nicely, if they have anything on their wishlist currently.

Ask Julia why she chose to throw her lot in with us. Ask a bit more about where she came from, what her hobbies are.

Also, give Sam a hug and ruffle the fuck out of her hair, we're allowed to do that.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)03:03 No.24760573
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)03:03 No.24760573
>>24760517
So, Sam is our little sister?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:05 No.24760592
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:05 No.24760592
>>24760573
For now...
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:05 No.24760593
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:05 No.24760593
>>24760359
>>24760427
>>24760460
You guys were in the Trifecta storytime last night, weren't you?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:05 No.24760595
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:05 No.24760595
So. Have we just thwarted an entire Imperial invasion just to relay message to our fiancee? Now *this* is what they call "needlessly complicated".
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:05 No.24760599
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:05 No.24760599
>>24760480
Ask Julia why she joined. Ask Elizabeth how things are going with her after that hectic ride.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:06 No.24760600
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:06 No.24760600
>>24760573
Best friend. But we treat her like a sister.

Kind of not very interested in romance at the moment, after all.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:07 No.24760617
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:07 No.24760617
>>24760573
Yep, and when we're not treating her like our little sis never she is our best friend
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:11 No.24760649
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:11 No.24760649
>>24760573
More or less, I mean we haven't known her forever but given that our first meeting involved us sling her over our shoulder I think a bit of little sistering is in order.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:20 No.24760755
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:20 No.24760755
>>24760480
"So Julia," you say, leaning forward, "I never got a chance to ask you this before, but why exactly did you join our little ragtag mercenary group?"

"Well..." Julia puts a finger on her chin thoughtfully. "At first it was for the money. My family's not all that rich, and soldiering is a quick and easy way to get some extra income, and the job security is always there."

"But," she sighs, "Now that I got time to think about it, I think it's because I don't really know what else to do. I've been something of a soldier since EWI, and I haven't stopped since. Don't know if I ever will."

"Whoa, whoa, hold up there." Elizabeth nearly spit takes. "EWI was over twenty years ago! You don't even look that old! Exactly how old are you?!"

"Yeah, well, you'd like to know that, don't you?" Julia downs the rest of her drink. "Maybe I'll talk about it some other day. Remembering my EWI days gets me all depressed and I want to be a happy drunk today."

"So is that why you're so thrifty? To support your family?" You say, trying to change the subject.

"Yeah. EWI hit the family business really hard and it never really recovered. And we were just getting back on our feet when EWII kicked off. Some great luck for us, huh?"

"That's horrible!" Sam gives Julia a great big bear hug. "Don't worry. Once we're done with this we'll be the richest damn mercenaries in Europa!"

"Aw, such a cute little bugger." You ruffle Sam's hair while she's in the middle of the hug.

"So, Elizabeth, I hope Lynch hasn't been directing any of that level 12 rage towards you, or anything? I'd feel bad if you caught heat for something I did."

"Ah, he did berate me a bit for not 'properly reigning you in', but I just saw you punch out a Belkan knight like it was nothing. What could I do about that?"

"True."

>Continue the conversation. [specify]
>Lets go check in on someone else. [specify]
>Other
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)03:22 No.24760779
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)03:22 No.24760779
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>>24760755
D'oh! Forgot the trip AND the image!
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:23 No.24760792
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:23 No.24760792
>>24760755
Let's go chat up Ramirez. He seemed to instantly love our idea for dueling the guy.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:23 No.24760794
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:23 No.24760794
>>24760779
Oh god.
Is Julia going to get killed off brutally?
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:24 No.24760797
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:24 No.24760797
>>24760755
>Lets go check in on someone else. [specify]

Let's visit Ramirez, I like the guy. Brillant would also be good to visit, maybe he and Ramirez are drinking together.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:25 No.24760802
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:25 No.24760802
>>24760792
Yeah.
Ramirez, duel the next knight we meet!
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)03:25 No.24760806
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)03:25 No.24760806
>>24760794
Only if you roll bad. She'd simply fall apart if something like that happened.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:25 No.24760809
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:25 No.24760809
>>24760755
RAMIREZ! MAKE CONVERSATION WITH ME!
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:26 No.24760816
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:26 No.24760816
>>24760794
Why does that image make you think that? I don't recognize it from anything.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)03:26 No.24760817
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)03:26 No.24760817
>>24760794
Don't worry, if that happens I'll hunt down OP and suplex him. Off a building.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:27 No.24760821
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:27 No.24760821
>>24760816
It's from Akame ga Kill, otherwise known as DEATH FLAGS the manga.

I happen to like it.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:28 No.24760832
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:28 No.24760832
>>24760755

Tell Elizabeth she could always out fight fight us. Then >Lets go check in on someone else. [specify]

Talk to Ramirez about his reaction. Maybe brilliant too if he is with him.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:29 No.24760843
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:29 No.24760843
>>24760816
It's from a manga called Akame ga kill, and characters from it die in awful ways very often.
That particular character was quite new, she showed up and got enough character developement to get people interested in her then got decapitated and had her head stuck on a pike.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:30 No.24760857
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:30 No.24760857
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>>24760821
>>24760843
Well, that sounds... pleasant.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)03:31 No.24760864
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)03:31 No.24760864
>>24760857
Oh shut up Genome, you're a head computer.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:32 No.24760871
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:32 No.24760871
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>>24760843
Horrible.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:33 No.24760874
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:33 No.24760874
>>24760864
No he's not. He's a corrupt police chief.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:34 No.24760882
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:34 No.24760882
>>24760857
>>24760871
And yet it was one of the least awful deaths so far.
The mangaka seems to do suffering purely for the sake of suffering.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)03:34 No.24760883
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)03:34 No.24760883
>>24760874
Please. Double K is in no way canon.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:35 No.24760889
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:35 No.24760889
>>24760883
But I want it to be...
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:35 No.24760890
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:35 No.24760890
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>>24760883
No, but that image COMES from Double-K.
Which is awesome.
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)03:36 No.24760896
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)03:36 No.24760896
>>24760889
Yeah, no episode 8
>>24760890
Fuck off Kamina, you only live on in my heart and on my back.
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)03:37 No.24760899
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)03:37 No.24760899
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Taking a shower. Will be back in about 30 mins.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:37 No.24760905
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:37 No.24760905
>>24760896
Dude.
It's a goofy webcomic.
Why are you getting this mad?
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Spiral Suplex
05/11/13(Sat)03:39 No.24760918
Spiral Suplex 05/11/13(Sat)03:39 No.24760918
>>24760905
I'm not getting mad. I've just been up too long on this quest.
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:42 No.24760942
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:42 No.24760942
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Ugh, we're on page 9, about to fall through.
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Starshadow
05/11/13(Sat)03:46 No.24760975
Starshadow 05/11/13(Sat)03:46 No.24760975
Well goodnight then I guess. That was a long run!
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)03:52 No.24761015
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)03:52 No.24761015
>>24760899
should make a new thread when you get back, this ones about to fall off the board
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Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js
05/11/13(Sat)03:58 No.24761059
Merc Command !3QUDPTn2Js 05/11/13(Sat)03:58 No.24761059
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Eeeeehhhh, it's getting kinda late and I doubt I'm going to stay up long enough to justify making a new thread so I'm just going to call it for tonight. It was a pretty great run today, though!

Next part will be on Saturday night, 5-6pm PST! Hope to see you there!
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)04:02 No.24761096
Anonymous 05/11/13(Sat)04:02 No.24761096
>>24761059
goddamn you for posting that picture, now I need to find some tissues
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Anonymous
05/11/13(Sat)04:06 No.24761117
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>>24761059
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