>>24704495
First, are we capable of illusion magic? If so, can we illusion ourselves up a decent face? We are going picnicking and Richards did challenge us to go without the armor.

>>24704495
First, have the blood checked and cleaned up.
I don't recall bleeding.

Second let's see what's in the mail.

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>>24704618
Yes sir, it is one of your lesser used abilities, but you are capable.

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>>24704644
There is a smear on one wall of the cubicle, and a large puddle. There is also a trail leading off elsewhere in the castle

The mail is from Oleg, the Janitor of the Baxter Building. He reports that Richards struck his son after Franklin asked "How come I don't get to spend time with Uncle Doom?" He has enclosed the film of this event, from his eye which you generously replaced

>>24704654
Then let us disguise ourselves to the common citizenry, and go on that picnic
Of course we will let Laura and Valeria see the truth

Sup Doombots

Lucia scan the blood Im betting its deadpools however we cant be to carefull alsolets scan those around us for skrull Dna Subtley (Specifically Valeria)

Also who is ths.Putin I keep reading about?

>>24704701
Lucia, task a pair of Doombots to track the blood trail.
Analyze the blood to see whose it is.

>Richards struck his son
Should we call Child Protective Services now, or inform Sue?
Should Oleg be the one to inform Sue? A 'concerned building employee' telling the mother of the child what the father did to him?

>>24704701
Shit
Follow the blood, prepare for full combat
Someone has been wounded in our home, and whoever's done the wounding is about to have a lesson
IN DOOM!

>>24704701
This is horrible

If we haven't rustled Namors jimmies the other day I'd be all for calling him up for this right now.

but as it stands we have a picnic to go to, we should keep this in our back pocket and maybe ask Valeria how she feels about her brother later

>>24704758
I think we should tell Grimm

I rather tell one of the F4 that isn't directly related to Richards

Sue might be blinded by her marriage
Johnny might overlook his brother-in-laws treatment of his children [maybe]

I know Grimm wouldn't stand for that shit, Johnny less-so

>>24704758
I think if this blows up, we should be the one to back Richards. Especially if the Council of Reeds thing hasn't happened yet. We really need our Reed to be the sane one in that mess.

>>24704712
Nah, we can simply disguise ourself as ourself, minus the horrible scars. Really, no one would recognize us without the powersuit and mask.

>>24704712
Yes, sir. You will be pleased to note I prepared a selection of outfits for this day. However, if I am to accompany you, you may wish to disguise me, too. Whilst not as recognisable as yourself, I am your prime minister.

>>24704758
It appears to contain Mutant X gene, from a cursory scan. It heads upstairs, before beginning to peter out. Shall I perform a scan of the castle?

Could we undermine RICHARDS! group with alternative incentives? such as luring Jonny away as a Co-Host to Deadpool for some kind of extreme sports series....
Also, have the CDC look into ways to grant Grimm the ability to return to his human form. Maybe some kind of bio-control wristband...

Let us retain this information reguarding RICHARDS! the next time he goes off on a fools errand, we could entertain his son also. That should sufficiently infuriate him into an unprovoked attack upon us, allowing us to cast him in the criminal light which he casts upon us!

>>24704826
Perform the scan. If its Wade, then we blow off something vital before we head out. If its not, then we cross that bridge when we come to it
Pick out something for yourself Lucia, appropriate for the weather

>>24704826
>Mutant X gene
>where the fuck's Logan
Lucia, perform a full scan of the castle.

>>24704827
I say keep RICHARDS! Abuse on a bak burner or now and see if it escalates THEN call child services anonymously.

Also who the hell is putin?

>>24704850
Yes, sir. There are only 4 Lifeforms currently in the castle. Your eminence, Ms Kinney, myself and my pet rabbit, Daisy

>>24704827
Offering this position to Mr Storm would certainly make it easier to spy on his entourage.

>>24704878
Vladimir Putin, currently Russian President. Again
His nation has been infiltrated by Skrulls to as yet unknown extent, we recently allied with the Illuminati (Iron Man, Namor, Dr Strange, Black Bolt, Prof X and RICHARDS!) to fight them

>>24704826
yes we have no idea of the events that led to it finding out who this belongs to is very important.

>>24704887
Follow the blood, find Ms Kinney and find out what the hell has happened here

>>24704878
Vladimir Putin, the President of Russia, sir.

>>24704827
It may be difficult to research his condition without a genetic sample, or I daresay his participation, but I shall set them to it, sir

>>24704914

Gathering a Sample should not be hard. Especially since we could Personally take Valeria home and either broach the subject with him directly, or have a stealthbot obtain a sample during our visit...

>>24704914
>>24704887
Follow the blood, and ask Laura if there's a problem; a large amount of blood was detected.
Is it...that time of the month for her?

>>24704898
>>24704898
The blood trail stops on Floor 14, the private quarters. Ms Laura is in her room, upset with something sir. You may wish to speak with her.

>>24704897
So Vladamir Putin a man shadowy enough by himself is in bed with a shadowy council of superhero's that go under the Alias of the Illuminati? Gentlemen I belive that the Illuminati we it has reached the end of its usefullness has dug it own grave.

I suspect the blood belongs to ms.laura as she may be suffering from some mental illness also if the blood doe belong to wade please shoot him somewhere painful.

>>24704887
DOOM remembers why he keeps Lucia around. Suggestion noted, Lucia.

DOOM seconds the vote for backburning the blackmail involving the child hitting. While DOOM does not like it, DOOM thinks time to plan around it will be necessary.

>>24704878
Vladimir Putin is the leader of Russia in the modern day. He is an ex-KGB, and is a cool guy who does not afraid of anything. Nigh literally

>>24704955
She's been cutting her bloody wrists again.
Give her the talk.

>>24704955
Yes, Lucia. We should speak with Laura. Bleeding is bad. Especially this amount, even if one has regenerative powers.

>>24704955
We shall go to her quarters, and knock on the door. A gentleman does not invade a lady's quarters unannounced.

>>24704955
Is it that time of the month already?

but no really

>>24704969
>>24704985
>>24704988

>>24704960
Ah, no, the magnificence that is DOOM is allied with the Illuminati
Putin is 'merely' the President of the only other nation on earth to make a run of the superpower thing. Putin remains unaware of the alien invasion, and is wary of us for the time being, which we must change fast before we begin operations
>>24704955
Go knock respectfully on Ms Kinney's door, ask if she wants to talk

>>24704988

mayhay we should approach armed with Muffins?

>>24704960
>Vladamir Putin a man shadowy enough by himself is in bed with a shadowy council of superhero's that go under the Alias of the Illuminati?
That's patently false, and wrong, and a damning piece of evidence for your utter inability to comprehend language. Go and turn yourself into scrap.

>>24705013
I do have some baking, sir. I have little else to do at night, so I have taken it up as a hobby

>>24704960
Mr Wilson and his clone are currently on the largest roller coaser at Doom World, and have been for the past 16 hours. Apparently they wish to break a world record.

>>24704995
Yes however once a time comes where the illuminati is out of uses we can easily oust them to the public while we maintain plausable deniability.

>>24705036
Do we really want to dick over an organization at least one of our bros and 2 of our allies are a part of?

I mean it does have RICHARDS! there, but still

>>24705033
DOOM is patently impressed with Deadpool's desire to ride a twenty story high rollercoaster more than twice.

>>24705036
DOOM does not think that is necessary, or so the yellow boxes have informed him that the Illuminati do not last.

>>24705018
>Vladamir Putin
>Ex Kgb wih god knows how many Criminal and/or Intelligence connections
>De facto king of Russia until ousted
>Suspected by many to rig elections
Correct me if im wrong but is this not the case?

>>24705033
Remember to get footage of them hanging ten or otherwise Surfing for the video editing guys

>>24705033
great enter with muffins

>>24704995
>>24704992
>>24704988
>>24704985
You approach her room and knock carefully. You ask if she wishes to talk
You hear a faint "Shit" and some scrabbling, perhaps some hurried tidying. The door finally opens, and you immediately notice fresh scars, albeit almost healed ones
"Yeah, sure. Come in."

>>24705083
You forgot the parts where he is legit respected and loved, has done damn near everything a man can do, and is probably the scariest man alive.

>>24705083
He be shadowy as all fuck, but he's not the one allied with the secret cabal of superheroes. That'd be us allied with the Illuminati
>>24705071
Enough about those bloody fools, what is happening with Laura?

>>24705101
"MIss Kinsey. Laura, might you explain the trail of blood? DOOM is understanding of issues personal, but DOOM feels something is amiss."

>>24705101
"DOOM has noticed a blood trail leading here, is everything ok?"

theres no delicate way to say this, so lets be up-front

>>24705101
Walk in, keep our voice low
"Laura. I found the blood. What happened?"

>>24705142
NIGGA THAT AINT NO DOOM.

Ahem.

I suggest we talk to her directly.

>>24705101
(the real question is are we angry she is hurting her self? of making a mess? or is it just her time ? bitches be hard to figure out.)

>>24705130
this.

>>24705161
Women don't have periods from their wrists, dude. Ask Lucia for a diagram or something

>>24705155
She's at best mentally fragile, and this isn't her at her best
We need to find out what happened, and demanding to know will end with her shutting us out

>>24705182
"is everything ok" is the just enough up front without being interrogation status

>>24705182
But "Laura. I found the Blood. What happened" Is literally the most un-DOOM-y thing possible to say. Shit son, we're Doom, not a hugbox.

>>24705130
>>24705127

You enter her room. She hasn't had long here, but she's had an impression on the room. There are scattered drawings on her desk, as well as a pile of textbooks from your new school. There's a lot of crumpled paper in the bin, and a broken pen. Her belongings are still mostly in suitcases
It is clear she has been crying recently.

"...Oh god, I'm sorry. I'll clean it up, I promise!"

>>24705101
"Woman. DOOM is a merciful benefactor, but even DOOM's patience has its limits. Why do you insist on this melodramatic display? Do you attain pleasure in exsanguinating yourself? If so, DOOM can provide proper devices, proper means to do so. As it is, you sully the hallways of DOOM, and provoke unseemly attention. If there is a matter that vexes, speak it. DOOM shall provide you a solution. But speak quickly, for DOOM also desires to not have to trouble DOOM's custodians to clean the messes you leave behind. Permanently."

>>24705235
Your room, your mess, your problem
However, your blood, my carpet, our problem
What happened Laura?

>>24705248
take this but append the permanently part out of it.

>>24705235
Don't we have a cleaner?

>>24705271
Of course we do, but the cleaner caters to our wishes, not to some cutter trying to get attention.

>>24705235

"Penny for your Thoughts?"

>>24705294
She does do that, it's not something Op made up

>>24705235
"I am afraid that wouldn't be possible, but you should write a note of apology to the cleaning crew. perhaps you like to talk with some one?"

>>24705307
throw a penny a her
"DOOM HAS GIVEN YOU A PENNY IN EXCHANGE FOR YOUR THOUGHTS"

>>24705235
"There is no need. The servants are already cleaning it up. But what does concern DOOM is that it happened in the first place. Has Xavier not talked with you about your habit?"

>>24705331
>>24705344

yea through her off balance mentally then get her to open up to us, all the better to mold her mind.

>>24705307
>>24705255
>>24705248
"..I don't know. I got so worked up that I couldn't do that sheet. Then I was going to the library to get a book, and I tripped and broke a vase. ...I don't know why I do it, It doesn't make me feel better. I'll make this up to you somehow, I promise."

>>24705271
I believe that is my job as well, sir. The last housekeeper was imprisoned for theft

>>24705360
We promised to help her make her normal.
DOOM is many things, not all of them good, but he is a man of his word

>>24705341

That probably won't help her self esteem much.

>>24705381
What sheet?
And which vase? Doom has many vases. Don't worry about making amends just yet

>>24705381
that reminds me how are the prison system ? are we really doing enough to rehabilitate them?

>>24705381
DOOM really must find better help. Or make it.

That said, insist that Laura take a break. She is likely overstressed and it will do her good to get her mind off things. Which segues nicely into her coming along for the picnic anyway. DOOM gets a vacation, Valeria gets to spend time with her friend and us, and Laura can fall further under our sway. And spend time with Valeria.

DOOM is a benevolent god, of course.

>>24705381
"You may make it up to DOOM by attending therapy sessions with a licensed therapist. This habit does you no good, Ms. Kinsey."

>>24705381
"Make it up to me by never doing it again. You should have told me immediately of the broken vase- as it was, you had alarmed me. I desire a safe house when I hold guests of your caliber, and the blood in the hallway made me fear for your safety. A broken vase, is nothing compared to a broken life."

Also, send that thieving housekeeper a box of scorpions.

>>24705381
"Was Rome built in a Day? YOU WILL LEARN. IN TIME."

along with the other things, I guess

>>24705381

"So you require help with your schoolwork? Mayhap DOOM can render assistance in the method?"

Tutoring should provide an increased rate of gaining trust as well as encouraging a positive relationship where DOOMs opinions and advice will be taken more readily...

>>24705453
>>24705419
>>24705419

"..I'm..Not in trouble? Everyone always said you weren't very forgiving.
Yeah. I can't do it. The stuff 12 year olds breeze through over there looks next to impossible.
I'll go and clean up, and I'll try to find a way to make it up to you about the vase."

>>24705412
There are currently only 6 prisoners, or 5 if you don't consider wolverine. As such, each one is attended to on a case by case basis

>>24705596
Before she goes, ask what she wants for the picnic.

>>24705596
leaf over the problem sheets
"A Ruler of a country must be both Ruthless and Forgiving

RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS! ...is a special case"

start to walk out, flowing cape and all but then, if the stuff was advanced for Valeria's Age [12?]

"Valeria is a gifted child, wise beyond her years, Do not be discouraged" or something like that

>>24705596
>Everyone always said you weren't very forgiving
"DOOM is hard, but fair, as befits a ruler.
"You did not do this to abuse DOOM's hospitality, just a mere accident, and you were appropriately apologetic.
"So long as there is not a next time, then DOOM will overlook this incident."

Man, our 'Hearts and Minds' strategy is really working.

>>24705684
Valeria is 8, and is the youngest there. She is still more intelligent than the rest of the kids, though. Guess she won't be bullied with a doombot following her round either

>>24705684
yeaa change


"Valeria is a gifted child, Intelligence beyond her years,Dangerous so please extend any good will for me towards making sure she dose not get into too much trouble." or something like that

>>24705596
"Do not mistake my patience for forgiveness. That vase you broke can be repaired, and next to the manifold treasures held within the borders of Latveria, an inconsequence! As it is, however, I can understand youthful indiscretions. If you require aid, do not hesitate. If, however, you permit your problems to spill over to a point wherein I must personally reprimand you, you will discover the boundaries of DOOM's forgiveness. Speak to me first. That is all."

We gotta maintain our rep.

>>24705752
This

>>24705684
>>24705752
>>24705691
She is working on statistics problems, specifically the correlation coefficient, a formula you know well

"I will. It won't happen again, though. I promise"
You write down some notes that will assist her, then turn to leave. Stopping at the door you ask
"Presumably you have been told of this day's activity. What food do you desire?"
"...You'll just laugh."
"Perhaps"
"Canadian bacon"

>>24705884
Laugh at her. Laugh at her long and hard.

Then, eye lasers.

>>24705130

>is everything ok?"

I winced at even trying to think of Doom saying this.

>>24705912
Yeah. WAY too many people are watering down Doom's character in this quest.

>>24705884
Make a joke about her and Logan being not so diffrent after all.

Also check the dungeons for our prisnors i have a sneaking suspicion I want to Verify.

>>24705884
(try not to Laugh, Laugh so hard you break a rib and need to using healing magic to sit up.) ( re gain breath) "to the kitchen"

>>24705922

What's the word? Woobifying?

>>24705884
"Like father like daughter? I'll have some packed right away"
Go check the dungeon like >>24705926 said

You know what this place needs? A Danger Room. No. Danger implies they have a chance. We need a Doom Room.
But better. More dangers. More Robots. More deathly shit.
Can also make a nice gauntlet for enemies to run if we're under attack by a lot of shit at once, Valeria might like designing some of the stuff in there, and X-23 can release her pent up anger and shit in there.

>>24705954
We are trying to be a more diplomatic DOOM in the hopes of isolating Richards from his allies as he has isolated us
Also, we're talking to X-23 right now, who we promised to help. She needs a delicate touch

>>24705922
Not everyone can turn their speak into DOOMSPEAK

I'm assuming these things are being converted into DOOM-THERETICS

>>24705957
She looks a little surprised. Presumably she doesn't get invited to many picnics. You leave.

>>24705926
You stride purposefully to the basement, and enter the several passwords and retinal scans.
What would you like to check, sir?

>>24705977
That's part of the draw of DOOM though is that he has this ridiculous pride, ego, and megalomaniacal attitude to life, in kind of a twisted positive way as well. He's DOOM damn it, he's not going to let Satan torture his mom because he's motherfucking DOOM.

"Are you okay?" is just so nauseatingly informal and demeaning for fucking DOOM. He rules a damn country! He can be compassionate, but not to the point where he has demeaned himself.

>>24706006
Of course

>>24705977
Diplomatic is good. What people don't get is that Doom is arrogant. It is his only flaw. He believes himself better and is pretty inconsiderate to others. Delicate shit like "Aww, are you ok? Maths too hard?" Isn't DOOM-y. Should be something like "Pah. Do not compare yourself to the likes of Valeria. Pursuits of the body and mind are entirely different challenges, and Doom is one of the very few who has mastered both. Do not feel dejected at not being perfect in all aspects of life."
Fuck, we're an arrogant guy who wishes to unite humanity. Stop being such a bitch and act like Doom.
I was fucking cringing at all the people who went "Oh no don't antagonize this group of people who just played you for a fool and contain some of your worst enemies, we gotta play this humble, no threats or egotistical shit".
Like god damn, we're DOOM. We should really start acting like it.

>>24706018
What if we did the inflection like Terry Bogard

AHH YUU OH-KAY? with doom filter

>>24706062
that doesn't really describe anything

>>24706006
Uh, I forgot who we had as prisoners.
Shit.
If Logan is there, offer that canadian a beer and a flight home.

>>24706078
I was pretty stuck on how to characterize in situations that don't call for full Doom Ham, thanks for pointing in the right direction with the Arrogance thing

>>24706084
That...Would be hilarious.

>>24706078
It's just fanfiction, don't take it so seriously.

>>24706078
Yeah. I mean, other quests have like a minimum level of post standards, like that space princess one and the royal we
We always have to refer to ourselves in the 3rd person?

>>24706109
BUSTER DOOM

>>24706102
Currently Mr Logan is in the lobby, sleeping.
You have:
Your former housekeeper, here for theft
A factory worker who attempted to sell Doombot schematics
A man arrested on sexual offence charges
A woman arrested for domestic abuse
A man arrested for smuggling drugs

>>24706168
lets talk to our housekeeper

>>24706168
Me. Every time...

>>24706168
>>24706178
Who was the factory worker selling the schematics to?
Take him to an interrogation room where we will rip the information from his mind.

>>24706197
Nick fury, sir. He is serving 4 consecutive life sentences

>>24706168
>Former Housekeeper
Throw box of scorpions at her, stingers removed. Then release.
>Factory Worker
Execute. Then recycle body into fertilizer for the farms.
>Man arrested on sexual offense.
Chemical castration, then release.
>Woman arrested for domestic abuse.
Let her rot for another twenty or so years.
>Man arrested for smuggling drugs.
Set him on fire. If he manages to put himself out before death, release. If not, more fertilizer.

There, cleared up some room.

Then, let's see how Mr. Logan is faring.

>>24706177
You enter the cell. A clean place, despite it being prison.
She cowers against the wall and begins weeping as soon as you enter

>>24706177
Why are we wasting time on trivial shit such as this?
We have the entire continent of Africa to pacify, the economy of Bangladesh to shore up, and a Skrull invasion to blunt.
We can have a Doombot take care of this.

>>24706240
"WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON"

>>24706216
Why do we have a box of stingerless scorpions?

>>24706168
>Housekeeper
Doom's justice. Pay money equal to what she stole or face worse punishment
>Worker
Give him the materials to make a doombot. If he builds it before he starves to death, he gets to be killed by a Doombot.
>Sexual offence charges
Pass him along to Namor so Namor can give him to the dolphins.
>Domestic abuse
>Woman
HA, DOOM KNOWS HOW IT IS.
Ask why.

>Drug smuggler.
Get him addicted to various substances before cutting him off cold turkey and starting upon a new one. If he is repentant enough, give him the mercy of only taking both hands for his action. We will not have drugs soiling our country.

>>24706241
Agreed, we have people for this kind of labor. DOOM shall reserve his impartial and perfect knowledge of the judicial system for things that are actually important.

>>24706168
I say free the House-Kepper but blacklist her in Latravia for attempted theft, Interrogate the Factory worker see who he was selling the schematics to and why
See what the nan sexual offence was and find out the circumstances for the demstic abuse, finally kick logan out of our castle with a one way ticket to hmmm.....Siberia maybe but lets make him think its canada eh?

>>24706241
this is supposed to be our day off from that crap I thought

pretty sure we already sent stealthbots to russia. We can't start the other two without killing our picnic time planned today [as much as it pains me] So we might as well check this out.

>>24706265
Indeed, sir.
The reports from the stalkers have come in, if you would like to read them

>>24706278
Me. To be fair, that one was on a different computer

>>24706216

>Former Housekeeper
Throw box of scorpions at her, stingers removed. Then release.

>Factory Worker
reprogram with Silent stalkers and add to spy works.

>Man arrested on sexual offense.
mental cleaning and programing for service industry and teak kill switch lets cyber him out on the sly for the hell of it too.
Chemical castration, then release.

>Woman arrested for domestic abuse.rehabilitation mandatory counseling for 5 years 10 years probation.


>Man arrested for smuggling drugs.
reprogram with Silent stalkers and add to spy works.

>>24706272
Also it seems my hunch was wrong oh well

>>24706278
It's ok dude. It's fine

>>24706293
Read that shit after dealing with the people. Command Logan to return and tell them that Doom isn't nearly as much of a dick as RICHARDS makes him out to be.

How much of a shit-eating grin can we we make with our mask? Because we could totally get a bot to snap a picture of us having fun with Valeria and sending it to Richards.
Nothing is petty when it comes to Richards.

>>24706261
For the housekeeper.

>>24706278
Then let DOOM be off to read the reports. If there is anything of import in them, let DOOM begin his plans.

>>24706261
The real question is, why wouldn't we?

>>24704796
Grimm has often served as a conscience and voice of reason for Richards. Especially since the fool has none of his own. Yet another of the many reasons we respect Grimm so much.

>>24705083
Don't forget that he once kidnapped his own pilot and staff of his private plane (the russian version of Air Force One), flew it several hundred miles in the opposite direction of the summit meeting he was supposed to speak at, and forcibly used it to perform water-dumps to combat a forest fire and help save some of his subjects.

He is not a 'good' man. OR a pleasant man. But he is a Righteous man, and a Strong one. In many ways, he is to commoners what Doom is to the super community. Doom respects him as he does few other world 'leaders'.

>>24705922
I agree on the 'what's wrong' thing. We should be much more authoritative. But We've tried TELLING the world that we're the best man to rule it. Didn't work. We've tried doing it for them. Didn't work. We've tried SEIZING the reigns. didn't work. Now we're going to TRICK them into it. We're going to make them love us, we're going to twist public opinion so far in our favor that the world will beg us to take over. If they won't be rational about it, we'll exploit their irrationality.

>>24706343
Yes sir.
>>24706303
>>24706264
Which do most agree with?

President Putin is not a skrull, though several members of parliament are. Many in the military have been replaced as well, and there were several members notably missing at their meeting today

You approach logan, who is still passed out on a bench in the castle lobby

>>24706480
please
>>24706303

>>24706480
Lets teleport him to Siberia and go and see Putin in confidence

>>24706480
The first. We have GOT to get rid of this box of scorpions.

As far as Logan goes...

"Mutant. Awaken. DOOM has deigned to communicate with you!"

>>24706480

You approach logan, who is still passed out on a bench in the castle lobby, drop a stink bomb and keep walking


>>24706303
yes

>>24706480
Damn. Any word from Fury? I'd prefer to at least let SHIELD know what we intend so they don't threaten us with some paltry cruise missile or something. Again.
As for the Russia situation, isolate reliable elements closest to Putin and arrange a covert meeting with them. He's a KGB man, he'll understand the need to 'disappear' dangerous individuals

>>24706480
The second with the 1st replaced with scorpians

The one eiyh reprogramming leaves a bad taste in my mouth

>>24706498
Fuck was going use Doom-Bot my apologies

>>24706480
I agree with neither.
The housekeeper is to be fined and released.
The factory worker's sentence is to be upheld.
The sex criminal is to enter therapy for 2 years, after which he will be released and monitored. A repeat offense will result in imprisonment for a period of no less than 40 years.
The domestic abuser will attend mandatory therapy for 4 years and be under probation for 6 years.
The drug smuggler will have all memories of his criminal contacts and locations of stockpiles ripped from his mind, then be placed into rehabilitation for 10 years.

>Logan
"Wake up, Logan. DOOM speaks to you now.
"DOOM did not release you so that you could lie around Doomstadt like some drunkard. Have some self-respect. Your daughter is watching."

>>24706480
I'll second
>>24706524

>>24706426
Ya got it, that's how you take over the world. You don't conquer it, you convince/trick it into giving itself over to you!

>>24706480
No such thing as too much manpower and boy do I love to be the one doling out the paranoia fuel instead of the one receiving it. I vote for >>24706303

>>24706524
Dude, this is Dr. Doom. He isn't exactly the nicest guy around. His justice is swift, brutal as hell, and efficient. There are no Lawyers in Latveria after all. Reasons for this.

>>24706524
moving my vote from this to

this
>>24706578

>>24706631
I'd be all for brutal and quick but fuck man

Logan is right there.

>>24706216
Voting for this.

>>24706648
Can we throw the box of scorpions at Logan?

>>24706578
This one seems most reasonable

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>>24706672
I think this box is about to become our pic related

>>24706672

put them in the next device RICHARDS! steals from us...

>>24706578
Yep, this.

>>24706705
WHY DID YOU STEAL MY SCORPION BOX RICHARDS? IT SAID SCORPION BOX ON IT, IT WAS PRETTY CLEAR WHAT WAS IN THERE

>>24706480
Send a classified communique to Putin, requesting a clandestine meeting at a time and place of his choosing, in order to discuss the Skrull threat, and our mutual designs on Eastern Europe and Central Asia.

There is nothing he has that could contain us, and letting him choose the location is the only thing that would get him to agree.
And if he things that we are willing to negotiate on carving up Europe and Asia, then he'll be more willing to talk because it would show we're willing to negotiate.

>>24706648

>>24706631 here. Oh shit I forgot about that. We can probably take him on but that *SNICK* and regen powers are a true bitch to deal with. Switching vote to >>24706578 for to avoid pissing off Logan.

I'd just finished the other ones too
I shall save the scorpions for Richards, sir
The housekeeper thanks you profusely, and swears to return with the money as soon as possible
You pass over the factory worker despite her pleas
The man promises he will do everything he can to make it right. Hopefully he'll at least try
She doesn't seem to think she was wrong, but agrees to the therapy.
You personally remove the memories with a spell. The rehabilitation clinic for drug users will be happy for their first customer in over 12 years

>>24706514
These have just come in, sir. I can contact him and share your intentions with him if you wish

>>24706578
If you didn't want that to happen, you shouldn't have got me started. Plus, I like the rustic look.

>>24706758
While doing this, compile a dossier of which Russian officials have been replaced by Skrulls, and check into those officials that have disappeared.
Send this information in a sealed diplomatic pouch to Nick Fury. The information will undoubtedly go to the Illuminati, and it would uphold our end of the agreement.

>>24706791
speaking of this

did we send that email invite to stark?

did we contact stark at all?

>>24706791
It shall be done, Lord Doom.
There are over 200 replaced ministers, roughly one third of their parliament.
I shall send the stalkers to look for them. My guess is that the skrulls are learning about them, to better imitate them

Do I have your leave to clean the bathroom, also? It may also provide a useful genetic sample

>>24706831
No, sir. What would you like to send?

>>24706787
>You pass over the factory worker despite her pleas
Wait, this may prove useful. We'll go to our picnic. Then we can come back here and look into this worker's mind. How was Nick Fury going to receive the plans?
And can we use this worker as a double-agent to feed Fury false information and plans?

I think that turning this traitor into a double-agent has merit.

>>24706901
A bottle of Latverian brand vodka with a gift tag demanding a meeting about the Skrull threat.

>>24706901
from the last thread

"Ask stark if he'd like to pick up a box or two of handheld skrull detectors or at least share sourcecode enough for him to make a module for his suit?

Doubles for meeting him outside the carrier as well, doesn't implicate, Namor, Xavier or BB either"
"Ah, turn this into a personally written email instead.

Stark is enough of a technophobe to probably leaf through it during the meeting"

although it might need a little tweaking seeing as we didn't send it as we were leaving. And I don't think we started on those little devices either.

>>24706933
ircc lucia told us he quit alcohol this month

>>24706956
That is the joke.

>>24706901
Very well, clean the bathroom.

>Logan
>If you didn't want that to happen, you shouldn't have got me started. Plus, I like the rustic look.
"Your sense of fashion only concerns DOOM insofar as they influence Laura, and through her, Valeria.
"DOOM shall prepare for you a flight back Xavier's School. Unless you wish to assist Wilson in filming the mid-season special of his television show? DOOM believes that now there are two of him, a host and a co-host."

>>24706933
We gotta demand we meet in the Latverian Red Light District

With good food, drinks and DOOMGIRLS

no way we'll win Tony other any other way, he's still single right?

>>24706970
Five DOOMbucks says he either passes out or screams like a little girl when he finds out there are two Deadpools.

>>24706933
Perfect. Stark will analyse this. Poison? He'd be foolish to do so. Yet he'd run the test. Perhaps Doom meant it as a symbol? Alcohol is his own personal demon. Doom could make finding the Skrulls easier. Does he succumb to temptation, even against his better judgement? Why Stark? Why not Strange or Charles?
And then it hits him that Doom is taking the piss out of his own alcoholism.

>>24707022
wouldn't it be DOOM DOLLARS instead?

what is Latveria's official currency anyway? Do we use Euros?

>>24706933
make sure the tag has email contact info for him

We don't have a mobile phone or any such device yet do we?

>>24704701
>Striking his son.
Oh man, We totally gotta say this when we see him next.
"Richards. While Doom does find entertainment in your attempts to emulate other scientists, Hank Pym is a poor roll model even for you. Though Doom supposes Pym at least had the courage to hit a fellow super rather than a child incapable of fighting back."

>>24707033
Second this

>>24707059
We've got "Communicators" in our armour

>>24707034
It's your money, sir. Call it what you will, and the populace shall follow

>>24707033
Of course, sir. I shall select something to his tastes, and send the email.

>>24706970
Gladly, sir.
"Oh yeah, I'm supposed to be looking after her. Anything happen? Smells a bit too metallic in here for my liking.
Wait, whaddya mean 2? As in, another, identical in every aspect Deadpool? How did this nighmare come about?"

Additionally, shall I complete you hamper? After washing my hands, of course

>>24707109
Just saying "How's franklin" Would probably make him more angry

>>24705419
>That said, insist that Laura take a break. She is likely overstressed and it will do her good to get her mind off things. Which segues nicely into her coming along for the picnic anyway. DOOM gets a vacation, Valeria gets to spend time with her friend and us, and Laura can fall further under our sway. And spend time with Valeria.

This doombot has just returned, and upon genuflection, suggests that pairing valeria and laura may be in our bests interests.
Valeria needs an Adult Role Model in her life, and laura needs a tutor for her mind that she has a rapport with.
Pairing them together could be the start of a greatly beneficial friendship - if we can teach/impress valeria to not make laura feel bad about not being as smart as the child genius.
After all, great leaders are made, not born. Starting early is better!

>>24707143
She is exploiting her own healing factor. For such a young soul, her mind is tormented and filled with rage. Doom shall assist.

>>24707183
Im sure at this point just saing Hi would piss him off.
Captcha:Occussa Policy. We must make a note to reform something if there is something that needs needs reforms.

>>24707143
Well, it matters because if we're in the EU we might be a part of that ETUC shit, whatnot with everyone a part of that confederation using Euros for easier trading, economic strength etc

Its tempting to have them as DOOM DOLLARS though, although it might cause problems for citizens looking to convert currency before leaving the state for vacation

>>24707143
>hamper
Yes, of course.

>Logan
"The child has issues. She was cutting herself when she became agitated over breaking a vase and being deficient in her schoolwork.
"DOOM shall provide a wholesome environment for her, however, she must seek out assistance herself, for it is the first step to recovery.
"As for the Wilson's, yes, there are two of them now. They are currently occupied in DOOMLand, but there is no telling how long that will last."

>>24707225
I hope so, I want to see him have a breakdown
Sue: Why didn't the eagles fly them to mount Doom?
Richards then proceeds to hulk out

Is it possible to do the opposite of what we did to build the school on Doomland and keep the Deadpools occupied for a really long time?

>>24706168
>You have:
>Your former housekeeper, here for theft
>A factory worker who attempted to sell Doombot schematics
>A man arrested on sexual offence charges
>A woman arrested for domestic abuse
>A man arrested for smuggling drugs

Is this sudden uprise in criminal activity and espionage somehow related to our influx of skrull population? Worth double checking

>>24707143

"Apparently he was cut in half vertically and each half spawned the other, thusly two of him... Though He may realise that he could probably repeat that procedure, and before you know it, there is an infestation of Deadpools...


Lucia, please send Jonny Storm an Position in an Extreme Sports show, where he will have Deadpool as a Co-Host, and they will travel the world, sampling all the Extreme Activities that it has to offer...

How are the ratings for the Deadpool show?

>>24707302
Tonight on DTV: Join J.Storm and D.Piddy as they tackle the most reasent extreme sport. Crocodile mud wrestling. Will they make it or will they become crocodile chow. Find out tonight at 10 pm.
This program is sponsored by our lord DOOM. Glory to DOOM and Latveria.

>>24707299
Hasn't aired yet
>>24707318
Good question do we have a way of tracking and identifying these Skrulls?

>>24707261
"Sounds about right, but I'd still want to go see her. After that i'll be out of your hair...helmet.. whatever
Guess it'll have to be quick though"

>>24707318
Excellent sir. there were 370,000 viewers

>>24707256
I apologise, sir. You are not part of the EU, as they do not accept Dictatorships as members

>>24707299
Most of these have been in prison for years, with the exception of the factory worker, who was caught two days ago

>>24707302
Of course, sir. I shall make a note of sending it when Richards is out of the building. Storm is prone to impulsiveness

>>24707436
It aired last night at your behest, sir

>>24707442
Holy fuck, we need to stop procrastinating. We really should deliver justice quicker.

>>24707455
Well they were in prison

>>24707442
Lets put a DOOMbot on prison duty part time then

>>24707442
"wait you knew about this truly Logan you are a terrible person if you dodn't try to help her"

>>24707206
Or suggest that she work on a way of making Laura smarter so she can keep up.

>>24707183
>>24707109
Well, Franklin is one of the powerful sentients in the universe. He can rewrite reality as he sees fit. He's a living Cosmic Cube. Not something a smart man would strike or jostle.

>>24707442
...if the money is indistinguishable from Euros might as well keep them as euros

If they're not, MIGHT AS WELL CALL THEM DOOM DOLLARS

if we do go the Doom Dollar Route, make a note to make sure we have good Currency Exchange places near our Airports/Doom Door Facilities.

>>24707529
that would imply that Richards is a smart man

>>24707442
>Logan
Very well. Lucia, have a servant lead Logan to Laura's quarters.

>>24707536
Also, no fractional reserves. DOOM does not want to see his economy collapse because of incompetent bankers screwing up their investments.

>>24707529
>Implying Richards is Smart

>>24707436
>>24707489
Forgot my nametag

>>24707529

All the more reason to turn his own children against him... First we have 'taken' Valeria though Magic and Science, Then we shall take Storm Via Publicity and Further Fame, Then Grimm though solving the problem which RICHARDS! continues to stall, Followed by his Son, though our Mars Colony and Science, Finally, His wife shall leave him for Namor, Then RICHARDS! will be all alone, left only with his guilt and his anger....

THEN OUR REVENGE SHALL BE COMPLETE!!!

>>24707536
>If they're not, MIGHT AS WELL CALL THEM DOOM DOLLARS

:) Lets call them Victors.
Because that way, everyone knows the name of VICTOR VON DOOM.
it also makes them feel good about their wealth, and empowers the common man. It also rolls off the tongue quite well, and shortens to Vics nicely.

>>24707599

I second this currency name. THE LATVIAN VICTOR! It shall be the strongest of all the currencies...

>>24707595
and then we throw the scorpions at him?

>>24707599
Vics is nice

>>24707623
Truley are we villians

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>>24707550
Yes sir.
"Well what were we supposed to do? Can't exactly hide all the sharp objects when she's got them in her hands, and she doesn't want to talk about it"

He has a brief chat with laura, then heads back down.

"Alright. Do I get a taxi?"

>>24707554
Yes, sir. Your bankers know they are replaceable

>>24707595
Careful, we might be evoking Alternate Universe Reed Richards is a dick territory here

>>24707691
Me. I suck at things that happen automatically somehow

You guys think we should get a 1d4chan article? It's getting a bit difficult to keep track of everything, and Lucia seems to not be stopping

>>24707691
>>24707709
>Logan
"A car shall take you to the airport, and a flight back to America. Lucia, see to it."

Once Logan is on his way, we shall have the picnic once Valeria's classes are done for the day (sooner if this is a weekend).

>>24707810
Alright, See ya later Doom. Apart from the whole Deadpool thing, this whole trip ain't been that bad. Make sure that bar down the road stays open, I'll be coming back here a lot"

Valeria's classes will be finishing in an hour. I recommend preparing your disguise.

>>24707691
"Honestly Logan you didnt even Have to do that all you had to do was get her to talk to someone truly even RICHARDS!! Could have done better"

I reccomend we keep some sort of surveilance on laura the lack of Conversation between them and Logan's eagerness to leave is sus finally can we Please teleport him to Siberia?

>>24707878
>Logan
"Next time, use the front door. And just come in via the airport."

>disguise
Dress in normal clothes, and set up an illusion for our face, to make it free of its scarring.

>>24707545
That was the point. A smart man would treat such power with respect. Richards is not a smart man. If he was, he wouldn't need to steal all his 'inventions'. Is it coincidence that the first time we met, we asked for his help on a dimensional portal, then a few years later he 'invents' his own. Or the time machine. Imagine how many lesser minds he steals from as well. His Baxter Buildin is no more than a modern reincarnation of edison's Menloe Park. A fortress of lies and stolen ideas bent to serve the whims of an exceedingly small man.

>>24707599
Agreed. The Latverian Victor is strong right now thanks to our blossoming extra-planetary industry.

>>24708086
Well he did steal the idea of Pym particles....

>>24707878
>Alright, See ya later Doom. Apart from the whole Deadpool thing, this whole trip ain't been that bad. Make sure that bar down the road stays open, I'll be coming back here a lot"

"Dooms borders are open to everyone that comes in peace, Logal, even an X-man. Until next time. Your request about the bar will be given.... Favored consideration. Your tip about the Illuminati was as timely as it was unsettling."

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>>24708175
Well Pym wasnt happy about that.

>>24707936
Yes sir.

You dress as would befit an average citizen of Latveria, and place an illusion of a somewhat handsome man above your own face
I also disguise, though perhaps not as competently
Laura has made an effort to look nice, and looks to be carrying a present for Valeria
You arrive at the school just as the students are leaving. You spot Valeria with Mr Robot sat on a bench, waiting for you.

>>24708277
Go up to Valeria.
"Valeria my dear. How was school? Enjoying your classes?"

>>24708357
Do make sure she knows it is us.

>>24708357
Needs more Arrogance, It's kind of Doom's thing, being an arrogant megalomaniac.

"Valeria, how was school? I trust you are enjoying your classes."

>>24708357
You approach Valeria and ask how she is.
She looks at you funny for a moment, but says
"I guess you're Uncle Doom since you have the same voice and Mr Robot hasn't attacked you yet. You seem shorter though"

Sorry, I'll have to leave it here. I hope you're enjoying this, and I'll read everything in the archive tomorrow should you post anything. I'll be back saturday, as I have 2 unavoidable engagements to attend to. Anyway, goodnight, and sorry we didn't get too far today

>>24708554
Damn, nobody recognizes us outside the armor sans our horrible scars.

Just want to point out that one of the best ways to rule the world is to control the markets. Use and export Latverian tech to the world, solve its problems, make it look like we're a good guy. They'll be begging us to rule over them in no time!

>>24708639
Oh, also, it'll show how fucking useless Richards is. We're Dr. Doom, anything that fucks Richards over is awesome in our book.

>>24708639
We have been wearing it for years now

>>24708554
Cool, thanks for running

>>24708639
I asked in an earlier thread, and didn't get any sufficient answers then, but I'm wondering how severe Doom's scars are in this setting.
If it is just the ones from his failed rescue atempt, or if he also have the scars from first putting on his mask.

>>24708818
Burnt from the mask. I think It was ages ago this was said though. Plus we could get them fixed I'd we needed

>>24708818
Whole body, horrible burns from putting on the suit if memory serves. Could probably get them fixed, but won't for some reason.

>>24708998
Pretty sure it was just the mask. Seems like one of those things you might Start regretting after the first few bits

>>24709069
If anything he probably put the armour on really slow, hence his rushing of the mask

>>24709102
Hurry up, I've got to go somewhere.
OK sir, I just need to cool the mask and we're done
No time, Gimme.
It would take like 5 seconds, sir
No, I need it now.
Fine.
Ah, fuck this is hot. I meant to do it, you all saw it

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>>24709167
Oh come on, how hot can it be?