>>24638901

Just as you told Kyoko - right before you left her in the care of Sayaka, back in their own apartment - you took a cab to your new place, after calling up Kyuubey and verifying the directions with him. The cab dropped you off right in front of the apartment building, which...looks a bit too posh for your taste, really. It's even got one of those fountains with the koi swimming around in it, that's how high-class it was. Your last apartment had nothing but a broken fire hydrant and a bike stand. It even had security milling around the entrance, two uniformed officers with a rather large dog wearing some sort of vest. They let you through after a cursory check of your Officio ID, the mutt growling at you the entire time.

Well, you've never really been good with animals, especially the furry sort. Most especially the huge furry sort that's five times your weight and could probably tear your throat out with a snap of its jaws.

It's a pity. A pet would be alright. Maybe a cat, but you never could stand cats.

After a brief detour to the convenience store for a carton of your favorite cigarettes - the entrance very conveniently placed inside the lobby, but you guess that's why they're called convenience stores - you take the elevator up to your floor. The ride is brief and quiet, no annoying elevator music that had you shooting out the speaker in your previous apartment's elevator that one time. The apartment administration always replaced it, and every time you shot it to pieces. They learned after the fifth time.

[1/2]

>>24638913

You come upon your door. 665. There's a small card tied to the door handle with a strip of yellow ribbon, next to the passcard slot. The card reads, in clean familiar handwriting, "Welcome home".

...You should probably tell Mami to stop being so kind to you, or you'll fall in love with her.

More than you already have, anyway.

What do you do?

[]Enter your new apartment. Let's see what Mami's done with the place.
[]Investigate Apartment 666. Find out who your next-door neighbor is.

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MGQN?
When i'm online? I must be dreaming!

>[X]Enter your new apartment. Let's see what Mami's done with the place.

the neighbor can wait till morning

>>24638917
>[]Enter your new apartment. Let's see what Mami's done with the place.
Check out the new space. And the armory.

>>24638917

>[]Enter your new apartment. Let's see what Mami's done with the place.

And after that, Pinky!

>>24638917
[X]Enter your new apartment. Let's see what Mami's done with the place.
Let's see what sorcery she's wrought.

>>24638917
>[x]Enter your new apartment. Let's see what Mami's done with the place.
Any bets no how long place lasts nice and cozy before it gets compromised and/or blown up?

If we're gonna investigate 666 later, why not 664 as well?

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>>24638901
>>24638913
>>24638917

>Apartment 666

Goddamn it, Pinky, try to be more subtle!

>>24638992
Two-weeks max. Someone is going to put an RPG through it. Most likely us.

>>24638992
I give it a month, then there'll be enough gunshot craters in the walls to be declared unsafe.

>>24638917
>[]Enter your new apartment. Let's see what Mami's done with the place.

First we get a load of our bearings and set up a home base. After that, exploration.

>>24638917
>[X]Enter your new apartment. Let's see what Mami's done with the place.
Why, Decu? Why now? Why must you do this to me?

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>>24638917

:sigh:

Mami...
She was icon of perfection until we learned that she had her own limits in the third timeline.

Well might as well get it over with. We do want a proper sleep before we have to all our warmaster duties.

>[x]Enter your new apartment. Let's see what Mami's done with the place.

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>>24638917
>[x]Enter your new apartment.
>[x]Ignore what Mami has done with the place for now
>[x]Kick off shoes
>[x]Finally slouch down in comfy chair

You know you want to.

>>24639043
That sounds about right.

>>24639043
[x]Explore Apartmen-wait, fuck that!
[x][x][x] Comfy chair

>>24639041
>She was icon of perfection until we learned that she had her own limits in the third timeline.
>in the third timeline
You mean in the third episode? IIRC, that's the point where she kinda lost her head.

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>>24639041
>>24639094

He means this.

>>24639101
I know, I know, just couldn't pass an opportunity for another head joke.

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>>24639113
>>24639101

Well she did lose her head in more ways then one.

Will a wild Candeloro appear?

>>24638917
[x]Investigate Apartment 666. Find out who your next-door neighbor is.
If only to express our disappointment at not acquiring that number for ourself.

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>>24639113

Yeah, it was shit.

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>>24639043

Also, pull this face and zone out when sitting down in the comfy chair.

Is it time for NYAN NYAN?

>>24638917
Investigate 666 and our neighbour

>>24639230
Dude it's only been half an hour.

>>24639230

Hardly.

It's not even an hour.

What if you had whiskey pancakes eaten off Mami's chest?

>>24639256
The appropriate adjective for that texture would be "Kyuubey-like"

>>24639271

I want to see what happens to kyuubey if he eat's mami's pancakes laced with catnip.

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>>24639256
>>24639271
>>24639279

Mami wouldn't do that.

She's hetrosexual here

>>24639294
She never said she was strictly one way or the other.

She just told Kharn she wasn't that sort of girl which could have meant not the kind to be seduced easily by her

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>>24639271
>>24639279

Fuck that.
GUYS ! GUYS! I HAVE THE BEST IDEA!
I KNOW HOW WE CAN GET RID OF THE INCUBATORS ONCE AND FOR ALL!

>Ask Misaka to make us a tranquilizer-rifle
>Ask Misaka to make us darts filled with liquified concentrated catnip
>Hunt down the Incubators one by one
>Keep them drugged with catnip for all eternity and imprison them.

>>24638937 >>24638943 >>24639033

You decide to put off meeting your new neighbors. It's really late, and you'd rather not wake them up this far into a normal person's sleep cycle. It's not like the ominous apartment number has any bearing or anything. If it turned out the opposite, well, then that's just really an unsubtle touch. ...Then again, the sort of people you're dealing with made golden superweapons that slowly turned the owner into a raving, black-eyed lunatic, so may it's just par for the course, here.

But really, that could wait till tomorrow. which coincidentally began a few hours ago, but still. You can get some sleep before that at least.

You slot in the passcard, and a green light switches on near the door handle, along with a brief chime and the sound of multiple mechanical locks disengaging. You pull out the card and place it back in your inventory, before turning the door handle and pushing the door open. You step over the treshhold and grope blindly for the lights. You flick on the first switch you feel, and illumination is quickly provided throughout the entire apartment.

. . .

This place is great.

Really comfortable.

The lighting is soft and not too harsh, diffused by clever placing of lightbulbs behind shades and wall gaps. The entire place is painted a soft warm cream color, bordering on amber, another reminder of the blonde who'd provided you with the only warmth in your life when all you had back then was a void where your memories should be. Tasteful paintings of...what looks like flowers and birds and stuff are hung on the walls where they'd be too bare. Another nice touch.

The furniture is...obviously modern, with black steel and clear beveled glass - another touch from Mami, something you've never really gotten but at least it's for the stuff that needs to be sturdy and functional, like the dining table in the kitchen area and the center table at the living room.

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>>24639367

The three-seater sofa looks excessively soft and comfy, and you know that it's been chosen specifically because Mami had found you using the ratty old one in your former apartment as an impromptu sleeping surface when you still had the strength to crawl up onto it after a particularly strenuous mission. Otherwise, you made do with the floor, which earned you no small amount of lectures from the teary-eyed blonde.

...Speaking of chairs...

You shut the door behind you, ignoring the sound of the locks clicking automatically into place, and you drop the plastic bag containing the carton of cigarettes as you step forward into the apartment. Kicking off your heels as you do so, not caring where they ended up. Kyuubey told you they'd kept it, and Mami made sure to integrate it into the place - he wouldn't lie about that, would he? Mami would certainly do that for you, if she's gone this far, already?

The urgency in you carries you deeper into the apartment, to the living room proper - your stockinged feet making no noise on the wooden-tile floor - and it's then that you see it. In all its green, upholstered glory. Still sporting the small tag on its back that declared it as the property of a certain hotel you rescued a certain idol from being raped, a lifetime ago. Four lifetimes ago.

The most comfortable chair in the world.

You could almost cry.

[]Sit in it, see how it feels once more.
[]Lleave it for later. Explore the rest of the apartment.

>>24639380
[x]Leave it for later. Explore the rest of the apartment.
We shall sleep in it. Soon.

>>24639380

>[]Si- SLEEP in it, see how it feels once more.

>>24639380
>[x]Sit in it, see how it feels once more.
It can't be helped.

>>24639380
>[X]Sit in it, see how it feels once more.
Priorities.

>>24639380
>[]Sit in it, see how it feels once more.

survey the apartment from where it stands, make note of possible escape routes

>>24639380
>[X]Sin in it, see how it feels once more.

>>24639380
Hug our comfortable friend and then go explore the rest of the apartment.
We shall be properly reunited soon

>>24639380
[x] Sit in it.

WE HAVE BEEN DEPRIVED OF THE PLEASURE OF SITTING IN THE COMFY CHAIR FOR FAR TOO LONG! TODAY WE AGAIN SHALL SIT IN THE COMFY CHAIR, FELLOW MGNQ-READERS!

>[X]Leave it for later. Explore the rest of the apartment.

But what if you sit on it, fall asleep and then have to use the bathroom really badly? You'd better get the lay-out of the rest of the apartment first.

We should make the chair one of our aides.

>>24639380
>[]Lleave it for later. Explore the rest of the apartment.
Guys, if we sit in it now, we'll be on our way to sleep land. Hold on for 5 more minutes.

Question arises: Once Midori recovers, shall we share with her joys of the most comfortable chair in the world? Whatever that means.

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>>24639402

explore the apartment. The chairs not going anywhere, and neither will we ounce we park our as in it

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>>24639380

>[x]Lleave it for later. Explore the rest of the apartment.

The apartment looks nice, it looks comfortable BUT IS IT DEFENSIBLE! we are going to have a fire-fight in it sooner rather then later and we should learn it they are an windows to stay away from.

>>24639468
And now we have a proper title for Midori's position! Chairwarmer!

>>24639468
We must do that
The chair has enough comfiness for both of us

>>24639380
The chair is nice only as long as we are still alive to enjoy it.

[x]Explore the apartment. Take note of every entrance and defensible position.

>>24639380
>[X]Sit in it, see how it feels once more.
The apartment is just a house, a set of thin walls and ceilings separating you from the outside.
The chair on the other hand... it's a piece of home.

>>24639487
>>24639543
This is the paranoid /tg/ I know and love.

>>24639389 >>24639390 >>24639398 >>24639399

You're...you can't help yourself. As much as you'd like to see the rest of the apartment first, to get a handle on where things were (especially the guns you've kept lying around your first apartment in the crates they came with) - the call of the chair was much too strong for you to resist. Kharn and Kyuubey had both confirmed that your time in Siberia had been no more than three weeks, tops, but it felt like months. It felt like years. It was simply much too long to be parted from the chair you'd stolen from that hotel suite that you left in a complete shambles, along with all the corpses of the people you killed inside of it.

You walk around the chair, one hand longingly brushing the edge of its green leather back rest, before stopping in front of it and carefully lowering yourself down onto the cushioned seat. There's the slightest creak of leather as the material and the foam inside offers the most pleasant bit of give - just soft enough to provide that cloud-like comfort and at the same time firm enough to offer support to your tired, exhausted frame. Your elbows resting on the armrests, placed high enough to allow you to rest your shoulders and lean back. Your feet able to stretch out now, getting the soles a rest from being on heels for far too long.

You're home. After everything, you're really home. Away from Siberia, from the Golden Weapons, from Kyuubey, from everything.

You let out a sigh, allowing yourself to smile and enjoy this one moment of peace you can steal from the universe that desperately wants to see you dead.

...Some sleep would be nice, you think. Maybe just a few minutes? After that, you can explore the rest of the apartment. For sure.

Your eyelids feel much too heavy at the moment to keep your eyes open, anyway.

Just...just a few minutes...

[1/2]

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>>24639804

You open your eyes a split second later, and you're not in your new apartment anymore.

It's the bar, again. The dimly-lit bar that smelled of hate and fire and stale whiskey and death.

What light there was - flickering from above, somewhere - only serving to make the darkness filthy, giving the shadows in the corners a twitching, cackling life of their own.

You pointedly ignore what looks to be the corpse of a blonde Magical Girl, wearing a black-and-white costume patterned directly after the western idea of a cackling witch - frilly hat and all - having its intestines being noisily consumed by another Magical Girl who looks ten years her junior, her head and hair obscured by a white bloodstained hood with floppy bunny ears. A few feet beyond these scene is the silhouette of another Magical Girl, wearing the most frilly gothic lolita dress you've ever seen, hugging her knees to her chest and giggling. Giggling about how sorry she was, and how delicious the flesh of fallen angels really is.

You're already sitting at the bar, your hands empty, resting on the wooden countertop. Beside you is the girl from before - Wendy. The first time you met her, she sliced your throat open a moment before you could give her a Vindicare makeover. She's drinking whiskey - Kong, from the looks of it, and writing in what appears to be a pink diary of sorts.

Behind the bar, watching you with blazing crimson dots where its eyes should be, is the silhouette of a beaked...thing. It's human, but it's got a beak jutting out where its face should normally be.

It seems to blink before reverently placing an empty glass on the bar, right in front of you. ...Well, no, it's not empty.

It's got your Soul Gem in it. Gold casing and everything.

Except with the black spikes and all. That's new. Or maybe it's been there all along, and it's just your imagination.

Whatever. Dreams are fucked up.

Wendy doesn't seem to have noticed your presence at the moment.

What do you do?

>>24639817
Open Fire.

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>>24639817

Imagine a shotgun. Who knows, imagining a shotgun might bring a dream shotgun into your hands.

Lets secure our soul gem before looking around.

>>24639817
Retreat and retrieve arms from shield.

>>24639817
Tap Wendy on the shoulder

Ask if we are going to talk nicely this time or if it is going to end with another double kill

>>24639817
>[X] You again? What's happening? Who are these people?

Let's demand some answers.

>>24639817
[x] "Sup, bitch."

>>24639817

pick up the glass with out soul gem in it, examine said gem without touching it directly for now.

keep an eye out for anything moving to make contact with us.

>>24639817

Oh look. The new psycho in our dreams wasn't just a one-off thing. I wonder if Pinky will get jealous.

>>24639856

This, basically. Just sit down, grab your Soul Gem glass, and ask if you can get a drink without having to kill everyone on principle for interrupting your nap time.

>>24639817
"I take it this is going to be replacing my normal nightmares from now on."

Call for a drink.

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>Behind the bar, watching you with blazing crimson dots where its eyes should be, is the silhouette of a beaked...thing. It's human, but it's got a beak jutting out where its face should normally be.

Is it this thing?

>>24639864
>>24639856
>>24639852
Those seem good for now.

>>24639864
>>24639862
Sounds good to me.

>>24639869
nah. Wendy's probably our comrade in golden arms,
along with the tohou's who are also in the bar.
>>24639856
seems like this is as good a choice as any. Might get some information out of her before she slits our throat again

>>24639979
>>Nah. Wendy's probably our comrade in golden arms,

Given our track record, I wouldn't be surprised.

>>24639979

I recognise marisa but the other two?

>>24640106
Rabbit girl sounds like Tewi and the goth loli may be Yukari?

>>24640118
Tewi doesn't wear a hood though

>>24640118

Yukari's costume isn't very goth loli.

And by the description sounds more like something suigintou or kuroneko would be wearing

>>24639817
Pour whiskey into the glass, you know how that'll go. Sit down next to Wendy.
"Anything to talk about before we kill each other again?"

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>>24639817
>>24639402

Fucking Cafe of Broken Dreams!

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>>24639856

You pick up the glass after a moment, peering at the Soul Gem inside of it, and give it a small shake. The bauble clinks softly as it bumps against the side of the crystal. Seems real enough, but you don't need to check more than that at the moment.

You place it back down, before reaching over and tapping Wendy on the shoulder. The girl makes a grunt that sounds the slightest bit annoyed, turning to you with a questioning look. At the same time, she places her pen down in between the pages of the diary she's writing on before closing it shut. Apparently not at all that amenable to letting you see what she's been writing, or at least you think so.

Well, whatever. You don't particularly care about what she's writing. You were just wondering, after all, if there's any chance that this meeting could turn out to be a nice one, or if it'll go the way the first did, with her having her skull hollowed out by a point-blank .50 Action Express round and you bleeding out to death with your throat sliced open all the way to the bone.

"...Depends." She says after a moment, looking at you with her sleepy eyes. Not much of a talker, this one, which...reminds you of yourself a lot.

Depends on what?

"On you, mostly." Wendy smiles at you, this time. It's a tired sort of smile, but one that at least doesn't feel like she's making a fool of yourself or something. It's the smile that someone makes when they're at that thin line between despair and resignation, but trying hard to avoid either one. An honest smile.

"A lot of things, if you haven't noticed, depends on you, Kong. A whole lot. ...I wish I could say I was jealous of you for that, but I'm not. No one in their right mand would want to be where you are now." She takes a sip from her glass before continuing, grimacing slightly as she swallows. "...Besides, not exactly main character material, here, if you haven't noticed." Wendy chuckles at this, enjoying her own self-deprecation.

[1/2]

>>24640219

You relax slightly at this. While you're not someone who just trusts someone else at their own word, she doesn't seem to be lying. You don't see the knife she used the last time in her hands, although you're pretty sure it's on her person somewhere.

Well, whatever, you'll cross that bridge when it comes to it. You're just glad you're not obligated at the moment to murder someone, even if it is just in your dreams. There's...something disturbing about killing someone you'll have to meet in your dreams again.

Behind you, the girl giggling and apologizing and murmuring something about the flesh of fallen angels suddenly lets out a blood-curdling scream, making you nearly jump out of your seat. It's not the scream, per se, but the surprise of it. You turn to look at Wendy, expecting her to be amused at your discomfiture - but she seems to be slightly annoyed, frowning at the silhouettes.

"Fucking things. You'd think they'd have the decency to stay quiet." She grumbles, shaking her head. You see her drink spilled on the bar, as if something had pushed her glass over. "Spilled my drink, even. Never can get used to the ones that talk, or make noise like that. Better if they just stay quiet and be creepy."

The beaked shadow makes a cackling noise before cleaning up the mess, and pouring Wendy another glassful of Kong. After a moment, you gesture at it with your own glass, and it obliges you with a barkeeper's indifference.

"You've got questions, so ask them," Wendy murmurs after a while of the both of you just nursing the alcohol like the losers you are. "...While you're still got time to, anyway."

What's that supposed to mean?

"...I mean, before you wake up, and stuff." The brown-haired girl turns slightly towards you, another smile curling her lips. "For fuck's sake, Kong. I forgot how paranoid you can be. I kind of miss it."

What do you ask?

>>24640236
This the place where the golden weapon users gather when not killing each other?

>>24640236

start with the obvious, who the hell are the 3 girls behind us. (2 alive, 1 dead.)

Before I go and ask something stupid, would you guys remind me of all we know about this check?

>>24640271
*Chick

Geh.

>>24639817
>[X] Tap Wendy on shoulder.

"You better have a real good reason for interrupting my comfy chair time."

If she doesn't, her life is forfeit.

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>>24640236

>". . .The Blessed Lady protect you, Kong," Is all you hear from her, right before she slices your throat open with one quick flick of her wrist. Her face disintegrates into a meaty hole a split second after that, the rest of her body flying back and smashing into the flicking jukebox in the corner.

We won't get a straight answer from anyone here.
...
Lets go to the jukebox, I am sure that would be more coherent then anybody here.

>>24639165
Goddamn I am going crazy trying to guess the context of this picture.
>Why artist why

>>24640236
Let's get the dumb one out of the way: why are you in my dreams?

>>24640236
"You know me? Then you probably know about my whole memory thing, so I hope you're not offended that I don't have a fucking clue who you are. What's your deal, which officio are you with, and if you go anywhere near Mami I will use tie you up in shibari. Using your own intestines."

>>24640295
Original is here:
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/936870
Read the comments for a little insight about the artist idea.

>>24640318
>Shibari

too lewd

>>24640271

not to much, we know she's deadly and not trying to kill us for now.

she *might* know a bit about the prophet.

>>24639528
It does have a bit more dignity than the alternate titles she has of "Bedwarmer" and "Lapwarmer".
As true as they are.

>>24640236
So what exactly the fuck is this place?
And how did I know you, if you haven't already figured out I was prone to bouts of amnesia

>>24640347
Uh. She IS the prophet.

>>24640281

She showed up in a dream, asked us if she could buy us a drink. We noticed that her Japanese had an American accent to it and accepted her offer to pour us a drink. She served up some whiskey and then she cut our neck open so we blew her head off.

That's about it.

>>24640236

She's acting as if she knows us so ask her how we met. Explain our memory if necessary, but don't volunteer the info unless she asks.

Also ask her how she knows The Blessed Lady. This is probably the most important thing right now.

>>24640236
"What are the questions you want me to ask? What are the answers you're waiting to give?"

>>24640236
"How do you know me?"
followed by
" who and what are the three girls behind us?"

>>24640236
"What is with the screamer? Who or what are they?"

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>>24640317 >>24640350 >>24640467

"...I told you that already the last time," Wendy frowns at your question, seemingly annoyed. "This isn't just your dream, it's mine, too. I know I'm sleeping right now, or...at, at least, that's what I think." Uncertainty crosses her face for a brief moment, before she shakes her head. "I don't know if you're in my head, or if you're in mine, or why. Not sure why it's in a bar like this, either, although I've spent my share of time in some. Anyway, I have my own ideas, but...I don't particularly care." She shrugs. "It's more peaceful than the sort of dreams I usually have, anyway."

. . .This is more peaceful than the dreams she normally has? This kind of place, filled with shadows and strange things and silhouettes of magical girls eating corpses and crying about the flesh of fallen angels? This is preferable?

"Alright, alright. It's not the nicest kind of dream, but it beats..." The sentence hangs in the air as she seems to stop herself after a second thought. "...what I usually get, which you don't really need to know about. Of all people, you don't need to share that kinda burden, Kong." Wendy smiles into her drink. "You've got enough on your plate already, I think."

You let out an annoyed grunt. For someone supposed to be answering questions, she doesn't really have the knack for giving good answers.

"...Sorry." Her head bows low, and she seems to be genuinely apologetic, here. "Not...not really good with this sort of thing. I don't really have all the answers, myself. Some, I...I promised not tell before it's time to. And I don't break promises, not even if I want to."

Fine. That's...fine. You'd probably do the same thing.

[1/2]

>>24640771

...You decide to ask about something else. You're still not at all home with talking to her, but for some reason, you don't like to see her this way. The same kind of recoil you get when you think about...doing something to make Mami cry. It's just not something you'd want to do, not even at gunpoint. Even if you've managed to do the same thing a few times, already.

"...Oh, I know about your amnesia." Wendy nods after a moment. "Yeah, Malal filled us in, when Kharn paid us an unofficial visit. She brought you along that time - showed you off like a brand new toy. Couldn't shut up about how you knocked off three squads all on your own. The rest of the Officios were calling you The Butcher behind your back." She smirks. "We didn't really think much of it. I...think we found your name funny, too, until you showed us just how you did it. ...And we thought Mickey was bad."

Mickey?

"The blue one. Blueberry. The angry one, with the cape and the swords? Sort of a bitch?"

...Ah. Sayaka.

"That's her. Mickey. Piece of work, her."

Yeah. Piece of work.

"...Anyway, that's how we know each other. But I guess we would've known each other anyway, what with being chosen and all."

Chosen?

"Of the Blessed Lady." Wendy takes another sip from her glass. "...Like you, Kong, I died once before. Shattered soul gem and all that. Dead as a doornail." A sad, wry smile. "And then she brought me back. Sparkled me up a new soul gem. Didn't even feel dead afterwards. Just...hollow, I guess. Cold." The smile disappears. "Tried to hide it, but...yeah. Never worked out."

You take a sip from your own glass, the soul gem swimming in the alcohol, the bauble gently tinkling against the glass as you drink.

So she's met you before. Kharn must know who she is, then. And Sayaka. You make a note to ask either of the two about any Wendy that they know of. Kyuubey must know something too, at that.

What do you ask next?

>>24640818
If you're Chosen, where's your golden toy?

>>24640818

who are the 2 alive (?) and the one dead girl?

>>24640818
"She ever give you a bitchin' gold weapon?"

>>24640818
Who are those weird ones behind us? And did the blessed lady give you any ridiculously shiny toys when she resurrected you?

>>24640818

"Funny. The Pinky I know doesn't go around saving other girls for shits and giggles. I know our relationship is messed up, but you? What's your deal? And what's with them?"

>>24640818

"Heh, Have you even had the urge to start screaming about the flesh of fallen angels like the ones over there? What number did she give you?"

>>24640818

I've been hearing some stuff about a prophet. You know anything about that?

>>24640948
Seconding this. We must protect Mami.

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>>24640818
>>24640890

Changing vote to this. >>24640948
Might as well, we might wake up before the we can ask a second question.

>>24640948
Ooh yeah that's a good point

>>24640948
Let's ask that, yeah.

>>24640880

This.We should find out about Wendy's relationship with Pinky.

>>24640948
I will not be surprised if it was Oriko coming to ruin everything forever.

Summoning time?

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>>24640948

"Prophet?" Wendy echoes after a moment, blinking. "...Hmm. Can't say I have. Heard about a High Priestess, but..." You see her eyes flick over to the shadows in the corner behind you, before she shrugs. "They're not the same, right? I mean, they're sort of similar, religion-wise, but they're not really that close when you consider it." It's then that her eyes narrow, and you feel a curious tension in the air. "What about this prophet, though? What'd you hear about it?"

...You tell her. You're not sure why you told her, but hell, if you want to get anywhere with this line of inquiry - and make sure Mami stays safe - then you might as well go full disclosure, at least where this prophet was concerned.

"...It's not her, then." The brown-haired girl seems to sag with relief, a sigh drooping her shoulders. "She wouldn't do anything to hurt Miss Tomoe. None of us would. It's..." her expression crinkles in disgust, as if you'd just told her to join the bunny-eared girl in her noisy, sticky meal in the corner. "...it's one of those things that you can't force yourself to do, even if you've got a gun to your head, you know?"

Well. You're glad she feels the same way as you do with Mami, then, despite the fact that this line of questioning just went dead once more.

"I'll...check with my own people. If it's Miss Tomoe on the line, then we want to help out, too." She nods to herself, as if to make a mental note. "Shouldn't be too hard, we still have some contacts."

You...well, you'll appreciate the help. It's strange, getting help from someone you'd just shot in the face a dream ago.

"...Heh. Anyway, you're going to wake up in a few seconds, so...I'll take this time to say something I should've said back then, Kong. At least, before you got your brains scrambled."

What's that?

[1/2]

>>24641345

"...I really liked being your friend." She glances down at her diary, placing one hand on it, as if to stop herself from opening it. "It sucks that you don't remember, but maybe it was meant to be that way."

You...have no reply to that.

Well, besides what happened the last time, she seems like someone you'd get along with just fine.

You raise your glass towards her, and after a moment, she raises hers. The both of you clink your glasses together. Silent in this exact moment, in this bar where broken dreams tinged the darkness inside.

...She doesn't read Miracle Midori x Murder Mayumi, does she?

"Huh? No, I don't." Wendy replies, just as the bar suddenly begins to fade.

That's a relief.

"...It's called The Steamy Adventures of Miracle Melanie and Murder Marjorie in America. It takes a bit longer for the translations to get here."

What. WHAT.

You scream out the word as you open your eyes in your new apartment. Cold sweat bedewing your forehead.

. . .

What...what the hell.

You'll have to talk to Midori real soon about her work. You just keep forgetting.

After she gets better, and everything.

You glance at the wall clock in the living room. From what you can tell, it's only been a few hours since you fell asleep.

Groaning in frustration, you lean back on your favorite chair. ...Even when you're trying to relax, this sort of thing happens.

What do you do now?

[]Get back to sleep until morning. Everything else can wait until then.
[]Get up and explore the rest of the apartment.
[]Other.

>>24641358
[x] Explore

We need guns, lots of guns.

>>24641358
[x]Get up and explore the rest of the apartment.
>translations
godfuckingdamnit

>>24641358
[x]Explore a bit, then sleep.

A once-around isn't that taxing, but we should do one last look around to make sure we don't have anything hiding in OUR shadowy corners.

>>24641358
WHAT.

Talks are needed.

Also [X]Get up and explore the rest of the apartment.

Because we need inventory. And to check if there's any cool shit here.

>>24641358
>The Steamy Adventures of Miracle Melanie and Murder Marjorie
I didn't know 4Kids dabbled in the manga industry as well.

>>24641358
Explore the apartment then get back to our friend the chair and sleep

>>24641358
...Why the fuck names people 'Melanie' and 'Marjorie' in this day and age? The hell?

>>24641358
[x] Other

See if there's a bed in this apartment.

>>24641418

ROMANIZATION!

>>24641358
>[x]Get up and explore the rest of the apartment.

Might as well see if there's an armory here. Or any secret passages that we should know about.

>>24641358

>[]Get up and explore the rest of the apartment.

okay, *now* lets explore! maybe Kyoko snuck some booze in while Mami wasn't looking?

>>24641358

[X] Get up and explore the rest of the apartment.

Evaluate possible alternate exits for emergencies and how defensible the new place is.

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>>24641358

>[x]Get up and explore the rest of the apartment.

Lets look at the defensible side of things, and then crash into the proper bed, and see if its in the same league as the chair.

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>>24641358
Goddamn liberal scanlators.

>>24641358
>[]Get up and explore the rest of the apartment

> translations
Juubey's behind this shit somehow. I know it

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>>24641358

>>24641403
A shame the subject matter has become Best Friend Massages instead of stockholm syndrome sex.

>>24641514
And they sleep in bed together fully clothed.

>>24641502
Well, aren't you quick.

>>24641628
that's what she said

>>24641358
[X]Get up and explore the rest of the apartment.
Everyone knows you must know your fortress like the back of your hand, and the sooner the better.

>>24641358
>[]Get up and explore the rest of the apartment.
Better see what else is here.
And have a tall glass of ice-cold water.

>>24641748

This.

Mustn't forget to stuff the Cigs into the shield.

If we leave them around or in the inventory, Midori will get to and dispose of them.

Also, light up.

>>24641358
[x]Use cigarettes, explore apartment.

>>24641926
you realize doing that lead to Deculture dicking us over by us pulling out a weapon in a life/death situation, and getting cigs.

>>24642038
Could Pull out a MiG underground, too.

A pack of cigs is hardly the worst that we could pull.

>>24642038
If our enemy is a smoker, it might lead to the start of a beautiful new friendship.

>>24642038

Why pull out cigs when you can pull out the golden katana?

Which one requires the greater anal circumference?

>>24642088
For us? Katana
For them? cigs

>>24642088

We need training time on that sword, preferably in the most heavily armoured training cage kyuubey has.

We need to master it, lest we draw it again in an emergency.

>>24642088
We already have a shield inventory, please don't try and give us a new inventory using FATAL rules.

>>24642258
This is a good point.

Maybe have Sayaka coach us on proper swordery.

>>24642258
>>24642280

Do we really have to. though? We have gauntlets for melee and DEagle for range, both are significantly less likely to bite us in the ass if chosen. Picking the katana for anything is just asking for trouble.

>>24642285

It's more of a precaution for those moments when we don't get to pick because the Shield decided to screw us over.

Like when a bear nearly mauled Midori to death.

>>24642309
Sounds like we need to master the shield then.

>>24642316
Yeah, but who the hell can teach us Hammerspace Shield?

Random practice on our own sounds like some questionable shit might get pulled out of it.

>>24642316
Mastering both would be better but we are more likely to master the katana than the shield since it is broken

>>24642334
I thought it was only the timestop that was less than responsive. Even as far back as ch 1 we could check what's inside our inventory no problem.

>>24642333
Ahh, we won't pull out anything that we haven't put in there in the first place. The worst we could pull out might be Pinky's panties or something.

>>24642309

Aye.

Master the weapon, not let the weapon be the master.

I forsee requiring standing by Sayaka, Kyoko and Yuma in case they need to shut Chiaki down.

>>24642378

Like the suit of terminator armour or the bolt pistol, right?

>>24642378
>Ahh, we won't pull out anything that we haven't put in there in the first place.

This is incorrect. When we met Pinky on the plane, we pulled the Deagle when checked our Shield. It was in storage at the time and we messed Kyubey to let him know.

During the fight against Mirai, we pulled the Katana and that was in lockdown.

The Shield can pull the golden weapons to us no matter where they are.

They are dispensed at random.

>>24642378
We have no control over what comes out, it has always been that way.

We don't know if it is because the shield is damaged or because we are too brain addled to remember how

>>24642378
>Ahh, we won't pull out anything that we haven't put in there in the first place.
*Fairly* certain Homu didn't shove a suit of Terminator armour or a boltgun into the shield, yet it dispensed both.

>>24642452
How do you know that?

>in an alternate world the questers are baffled when a MiG falls out

>>24641368 >>24641379 >>24641397 >>24641399

You steel yourself for a moment, before levering yourself up and off of your chair. One of the hardest things to do, at least for you - to get up after you've gotten comfortable. Not because you were lazy or anything - of course, you've been accused of that a few times, by Sayaka no less - it was simply because you don't really get comfortable all that often. Any bit of it you get, you find it quite difficult to let go.

Giving your chair one last longing glance, you proceed to explore your new apartment. Taking particular note of the windows and entryways, points of entry for anyone who might want to pop in unannounced.

some people may call that being paranoid, but you're just being meticulous, if not thorough. Warmaster assassination, if your half-baked memory serves you right, was still a thing. You don't have truck with being complacent and simply taking things at face value, is what you're getting at, here.

. . .

The place is really furnished. There's a bathroom with a shower, a toilet AND a bath. The bath can easily fit three people in it, the shower can fit four. Same with the bedroom - you're not sure what to do with so much bedspace. The mattress is even memory foam, the kind that you can place a full wine glass on and not have a single drop spilled no matter how much rolling and fidgeting you do. Silk sheets, too.

The kitchen is...well, it's a kitchen. You don't know how to cook all that much, but you think you have enough tools there to cook up a feast. The refrigerator's full of food that you're not even sure how to eat, much less prepare. Opening a few cupboards, you do notice that you have an inordinate amount of pancake flour. Boxes and boxes of them. There's even a few bottles of wine and champagne here - no whiskey, though. You had a suspicion there wouldn't be.


[1/2]

>>24642452
Not in this timeline anyway.
And God knows what else we shoved in there that we don't remember. Wouldn't be surprised if we pulled a Iowa/Yamato class out of there, crewed as well.

>>24642484

The armory is another matter. Accessed via a false wall in the bedroom - Mami had been considerate enough to point out where the camouflaged door was, and where to pull to get it to open - it's a narrow corridor with all the guns and weaponry you've collected or stolen or bought, stored in neat organized racks on either side. Each one forming the walls. The ammunition is stored at the farthest end, in a single crate, arranged by size and make. The blonde had even made sure to carefully label which is which. The rifles that had seen better days have been either repaired, refurbished or even full-out replaced.

Some people say some all-powerful being can be found in the details.

In your new apartment, that's true. Mami had left her mark here, for you, and you wouldn't have it any other way.

Other than the armory, though, it's just your typical apartment, although certainly dressed up to the nines. You pour yourself a nice, big glass of iced water, before walking back to your chair. No strange shadows or silhouettes, no strange mutant cats skulking in the corners, not even the remotest shade of a pink-haired goddess looking to tear your heart out. The balcony outside the bedroom, accessible via sliding glass door, could probably be a bit more secure, but it's not too much of a danger. You'll figure out something for that.

You'll like living here. ...It's just a bit lonely, you suppose.

You take a sip of the iced water, finding yourself remarkably thirsty. Must be all the drinking whiskey in your dreams, or something.

...Wendy. The Prophet. Magical Girls getting eaten - in the wrong way - by other Magical girls, giggling apologies and snickering about the flesh of fallen angels.

It's a lot to think about. You idly wonder if Kharn - or Malal - ever felt this way.

Thinking about how things are so frightfully simple, and then stumbling upon more and more details that lead to...things you'd rather not know about.

[2/3]

>>24642484
Think Midori will like to live with us and cook for us?

We need someone to take care of us afterall.

>>24642518

Draining the last of the water and placing the glass on the small circular table beside the chair, you lean back and close your eyes.

This chair is really comfortable. Even if you did just have a nightmare in it.

[]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.
[]Sleep until you're called in. You need as much sleep as you can get. Mami'll wake you up with a call anyway.

>>24642484
>wine and champagne
Mami must be meeting us halfway.

Either that, or she wants us to at least drink that instead of stooping to rubbing alcohol again.

>>24642528
Sleep until morning. We got to look at least the part.

Well, that, and visiting our favourite broccoli head in the morning.

>>24642528
[X]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

We really should meet those neighbors.

>>24642528
>[x]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

Chiaki is important people now. Even if she can probably get away with doing a lot of questionable crap like her predecessor did, it is important to establish that her tenure will be different than Kharn's. Image-building is key to this, and it would not do to laze about in comfort until dragged to the office for whatever reason.

>>24642528

>[]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

Perhaps we'll have time for a quick chat with Pinky before work.

And letting Kyuubey know of the possible threat on Mami's life.

>>24642528
[X]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

Time to get our warmaster on. The office won't know what hit it.

So Wendy is the Totally Sweet Alabama Snake?

Also, did we not have another room with the number 666 in this quest already? Was it Kirika's?

>>24642528
[x]Sleep until morning.

>>24642554
This anon makes a good point and I agree with it.

>>24642528
>[]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

Less about the office, more about us sleeping through the scheduled meeting with the idol.

>>24642526
The pancake flour must not be wasted, she will do.

>>24642528

>[]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

>Going back to bed on the chair instead of fuckhueg bed.

Ahhh, Chiaki.

>>24642569
It is in a few days.

>>24642528
>[]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

Are there any business suits in the wardrobe?

Get one out ready for the morning if there is.

>>24642572
The bed is only for Midori.

>>24642528
>[X]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

>>24642526
>>Think Midori will like to live with us and cook for us?

She would probably jump at the idea and we'd have to pry her off with a crowbar.

Personally, as fond as I am of her, this would probably send all the wrong signals. To her and the Officio too.

>>24642526
It might not be terribly fair to take advantage of Midori's feelings for us to use her as a maid. Er, any more than we already are, anyway.

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>>24642526

She hasn't had quarters assigned yet right?

She literally was told to follow us to Siberia after we got her out of the room.

So her accommodation is already settled.

>>24642528
>[X] Sleep until morning

Professionalism

>>24642528
>[]Sleep until you're called in. You need as much sleep as you can get. Mami'll wake you up with a call anyway.

>>24642595
I doubt she'll mind.

We also need to Talk to her About Certain Publications

>>24642528

>[]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

can't wait to see the fruits of our flower prank

>>24642595
She might look good in a maid outfir.

>>24642589
Wrong signals to the officio, maybe. We will just have her pretend to be a different person walking in every time.

[X] Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

Any chances that "WENDY" is a password for that memory app thing on our cell? (If it's still there, anyways.)

Oh, and Apartment 666 needs investigation.

>>24642614
Haha, I am looking forward to it.

>>24642526
>>24642585
>>24642597

I am okay with this.

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Also, daily reminder of what else must happen on the morning.

>>24642634
Then we will invite Pinky in with us in timestop space?

>>24642639
I am in full agreement with that.

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Whoops, I missed last episode.

>>24642622
That's just going to give us Kharn's reputation even harder.

>>24642614

>Midori happily dreamings
>Dreams of Chiaki having her way with her
>Wakes up in the morning
>Was it just a dream?
>Blue Rose on Pillow

Dohohoho...

>>24642639

Good Morning, Pinky

>>24642665
Shoot. You are right.

Well, Magical Midori will find a way in. She is a resourceful girl after all.

>>24642528
[x] Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

Good habits, and Midori would chide us for either sleeping too much or not enough.

>>24642665

To be fair. "Murder Mayumi" screwing around with "Miracle Midori" after office hours is nowhere near what Kharn did during her time as Warmaster.

Heck, it's downright cute by comparison.

>>24642642
If the watermelon ship is Pinky/Midori, then is a Chiaki/Pinky/Midori the Team Watermelon ship?

>>24642642

Shes gonna start wishing she gave us all the weapons at the start.

Shield doesn't give anything like enough time, right now.

>>24642695

?

Watermelon end is Chiaki+Midori+Pinky

>>24642528
Sleep until we are called in

We are the warmaster, we may be different than Kharn but we still have to take some of the perks

>>24642688
>>24642665

Let's just marry the girl and be done with it. Then it's entirely acceptable.

>>24642688
isnt she specialized in stealth? she can always sneak in, test our security

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>>24642694

You mean Miracle Melanie and Murder Marjorie.

>>24642697
But short meetings between loved ones are the best way to maintain the longing and lust in a relationship!

>>24642528

[X]Sleep until morning. You're Warmaster now, you need to get in the office on time.

>>24642714
I like you. I wish to subscribe to your newsletter.

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>>24642720

>>24642718

Mami might have added anti-magical girl stuff.

I'd rather not see if it trips it.

Just give her a key. She can magical makeup when going in and out.

>>24642714
Pretty sure it's the lack of marriage that makes it alluring.

Also, forbidden love.

>>24642735
She can pretend to be us when leaving or entering!

>>24642694
It is adorable. At least just instigate the rumors but never confirm anything.

>>24642758

I think the stunt with the blue roses infront of the entire night shift just sent the rumour mill into overload.

>>24642777

The entire night shift texting and calling each other to share the newest rumor.

There will be an uproar in the morning.

>>24642720
>>24642734

At least it's not Manic Mimi and Majorly Mary.

>>24642798
All the more reason to sleep, we don't want to knee-cap the first Puella who decides that bugging the newly incumbent Warmaster about said rumor was a good idea.

>>24642798
Be prepared to hear of everything that never happened. I wonder if our rep will be worse than Kharn's by the time morning arrives.

>>24642836

I imagine that Kharn gained a lot of infamy and fear with her Warmastering, whereas Chiaki's is going to start out with a lot of squeeing.

>>24642798

Everyone staring when Chiaki walks by.

Camera phones start coming out when Chiaki is with Midori.
Looking into getting anti-bugging equipment might start to be prudent.

>>24642854
So this is the equivalent of Justin Beaber (may he rot in infamy) in a crowd of teen girls?

>>24642836

And showing up in a suit and coat instead of our usual outfit is going to set people off gossiping like crazy.

>>24642854
It'll quickly turn to the former two once the other Officios find out just why she has the name "Murderface".

>>24642854
>tfw when we send people to hospital with our love

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Hmm.

I think we might know who the one getting her guts eaten might be.

>>24642861
The fear of getting knee capped would prevent anything like that.

>>24642866
I like it. But Kyoko must wear a suit too.

>>24642886
requesting that madoka picture of the cast looking like Yakuza

>>24642885
We might add papparazi guard to Sayaka's duties.

>>24642888
You mean well to do businessman.

>>24642871
>>24642880
>>24642866

It's like one huge yuri fangirl front is going to collide with the murder southerlies that'll rise up. It'll be one huge hurricane of a clusterfuck of clashing reputations and images.

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>>24642888

This one?

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>>24642888
This?

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>>24642549 >>24642554 >>24642567

You decide to sleep in until it's morning. This is totally out of character for you - you're never one to punch in at the appointed time, which for Magical Girls in active duty such as yourself, is around 8 AM in the morning. For someone who's more or less selectively nocturnal such as yourself - nocturnal until the alcohol in your body's decided to put you to sleep - waking up at the crack of dawn is a physically impossible thing to do. And it's...it's just not cool to do so.

But you're Warmaster now. Not formally ratified yet, of course, but you already have the hat so that's pretty much official. You need to act the bit, whether you like it or not. You also don't want to disappoint Mami, even though that's pretty much inevitable considering you're the one she's expecting a lot out of.

...Funny. If someone had told you that you'd be leading an entire Officio, you'd have laughed and glassed them right in the face for cursing you to something you had absolutely no desire of doing.

You pull out your smartphone to set yourself an alarm, when something on the screen catches your attention.

It's your diary app. It's unlocked, with a "!" icon at the right-hand corner of it.

Asking you impatiently for a five-character password the moment you tap on it.

Password time? Password time.

What password do you use?

>>24642912
Password:

REMOV

>>24642912

KEBAB.

We try this first because of REMOV (E)

If it doesn't work, we try REMOV, then.

>>24642912
REMOV

>>24642924

If this works, I will have no face.

>>24642912
WENDY

>>24642912
WENDY

>>24642912
Have we tried KONG or WENDY yet?

>>24642920
This

>>24642924
What was the context for kebab and remov again?

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>>24642888

Or this one?

>>24642912
WENDY

>>24642912

>WENDY

Never hurts to give it a shot.

>>24642912
REMOV

Anybody have a list of the passwords we've used already? I remember FAUST, BUENO and KHARN, but not any of the others.

>>24642942
that was the one I was thinking of

>>24642912
Let's try WENDY

>>24642956

Did we even compile a list of all the stuff?

>>24642956
We also used MALAL I think

>>24642940

"REMOV" was the word scrawled on the Skull Servitor-like toy that was in the box of things that Malal wanted to give to Chiaki.

>>24642976
Ahhh right. Thanks anon!

Another vote for REMOV.

>>24642968

Maybe? I personally don't think so... MALAL would be a good choice, but I don't remember if it has been used or not.

oh wait. I remembered another one. AFOOL gave us the Walpurgisnacht snippet.

>>24642956
>>24642968

and afool

>>24642912
I think it is more pressing to learn about WENDY than it is to learn about REMOV

>>24643003
However, she is on our side already regarding Mami. She is not an enemy. Yet.

>>24643003
We can input both, I think.

>>24642966
We DID have a list, but it's been a while since we've used the passwords so I don't think many people remember the thread numbers where they were posted.

>>24643003
The passwords have little to no relation on the content, unfortunately. Also, Deculuture, have you planned out all of the entries or just making it up?

well, seems like REMOV is going to be our choice.

My suggestion would be either MALAL or ANGEL but I doubt it'll make much difference at this point.

Also, something about an Eightfold path has shown up a few times in situations related to Pinky. 8PATH maybe?

>>24642912
Gotta vote for WENDY.

>>24643028
Could work.

>>24643028
or 8FOLD

>>24642912
REMOV please

>>24643028

I thought we used MALAL already?

>>24643099

I honestly don't remember. I'm leaning slightly towards "No" though.

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>>24642912

BIRDS?
just joking
>>24643099

No we haven't

Voting for
>REMOV
>NIGHT
>MALAL

>>24643106

I'm inclined to believe you, my memory is really bad...

>yet i can narrate the LotR movies with mostly minor errors...

Just checked the archive, diary passwords we've used:

BUENO
AKEMI
FAUST
KHARN
AFOOL

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>Not thinking of the most obvious password first
>BUTTS

I am so disappointed with you guys.

>>24643286
What in the world is going on in that image?

>>24643305
Clearly it's BUTTS.

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>>24643305

>>24643305
It's probably some sort of analogy.

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>>24643286
>>24643305

...
Beats me.

Butts

Deculture summoning time?

>>24643496

nah, Let's just wait.

>>24642920 >>24642925 >>24642924 >>24642947

You try REMOV. It's the name of the skull servitor toy that Malal gave you via the package, disassembled and waiting to be put together by a Culexus you've yet to meet. The app chimes once, and then buzzes annoyingly. The sort of buzzer that tells you in a gameshow that you've just given the wrong answer.

[PASSWORD DENIED.]

[1 out of 2 attempts made.]

...Well, shit.

Thankfully, you've got another password in mind. You type it out, carefully this time.

W E N D Y

[PASSWORD ACCEPTED.]

[UNLOCKING ENTRY #8]

[You're not the most social type around, and Wendy isn't either, so it was hilarious to find out that both of you clicked just like that. I thought you'd never give anyone else except Mami the time of day, but you did, and her, of all people. Arguably the most haunted, the most broken soul in all of the Eighth, the White Rabbit. Kindred spirits? Probably. Even Kyoko got jealous when we told her about it.]

[...Just be careful around her, that's all I'm asking. I tried to find out just what she's about, but...there's just some people you can't read no matter what you do. She seems to really like you, though, for what it's worth, and the same could easily said vice versa. But Santa Destroy breeds broken souls - and we're not sure if they're worthy of being trusted just yet.]

[Her friends are insane. Watch out for them. Easy enough to do so. They leave half-eaten bodies in their wake. Nice girls, though.]

The application switches itself off yet again after that, and you find yourself frowning at it, before grumbling and setting up your alarm.

At least it wasn't disturbingly cryptic this time. It was just vanilla disturbing.

Cannibal magical girls? Somewhat new, you suppose. Something new to worry about.

You place your smartphone on the table beside you, so the alarm'll be loud and clear.

You close your eyes, finally, and settle into a dark, dreamless sleep.

[1/2]

>>24643573

The alarm wakes you up hours later, and...surprisingly, you don't feel all that terrible. Sure, you'd much rather like to stay in your chair and sleep longer, but getting up doesn't take the insurmountable amount of effort you were expecting. You even decide to take a long shower and brushing your teeth before stepping out and heading towards the Officio - but if you'll be honest with yourself, it was simply because you woke up with your hair all over the place rather than any newfound love for hygiene.

Long hair is starting to get to be a pain in the ass, seriously. You should look into getting a haircut soon.

The cab you took to the Officio stops right in front of the building. Some of the usual morning crowd - Magical Girls and the other mundane employees Kyuubey has in his payroll - is walking up the steps, chatting with each other. They'll see you for sure.

[]Wear the Warmaster Cap and make your way to Kyuubey's Office. Time to take this role seriously.
[]Go as you are, try not to make too much of a commotion. You're not ratified yet anyway, and you'd like to avoid being accosted.

>>24643584
>[]Wear the Warmaster Cap and make your way to Kyuubey's Office. Time to take this role seriously.

>>24643573
>White Rabbit

Panic.

>>24643584
>[]Wear the Warmaster Cap and make your way to Kyuubey's Office. Time to take this role seriously.

Let's do this.

>>24643584
Avoid that hat for now
Aside from it making us act like Kharn last time we still aren't technically the warmaster yet and so we shouldn't really get ahead of ourselves

>>24643584
>[x]Wear the Warmaster Cap and make your way to Kyuubey's Office. Time to take this role seriously.

Cap and Coat. Let's make an impression.

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>>24643584
>[]Wear the Warmaster Cap and make your way to Kyuubey's Office. Time to take this role seriously.
We go full swag. Need a coat, tho.