>>24623905
finale checks on the, spell/spells we have planed.

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>>24623946
You and Ms le Fey have prepared a wide variety of magical creature illusions, as well as summoning elementals to perform tasks such as serving food.
There are also defensive spells in place, to protect citizens from any magical backlash that may occur

>>24623944
As you say, sir

>>24624000
It isn't really for me to say. You are a somewhat private man.

>>24624000
You are DOOM! You cum like kaboom!

Alright, Well guess we should wait for the Beginning of the ceremony then

>>24624042
>>24624047
>Implying the armour comes off

>>24624062
That isn't even close, faggot

>>24624062
...Just go away

Whatever happened to doomquest?

shout
RICHAAAAAAAAAAAAAARDS
untill this nonsense ends

>>24624113
>>24624099
>>24624086
>>24624062
>>24624047
>>24624042
>>24624000
>>24623944
What the fuck are you even doing? If you want to shit up a quest thread, at least do it in one that was shit to begin with

>>24624123
I don't quite know. I'll try again tomorrow.

>>24624164
Oh I see, are you a master ruseman?

>>24624188
yes

Huh, seems most of them have been deleted. Would anyone like to continue?

>>24624218
Please

>>24624218
Alright.

Keep going.

I do warn you however.

Weekends are bad for quests if only because lack of audience.

>>24624218
lets continue

>>24624218
yes

>>24624264
Alright then. Going off what >>24624054 said

You await the arrival of the Fantastic 4, and sure enough, you notice a launch from the Baxter building.
It takes them a short while for them to arrive.
They land at your helipad, and are brought to your throne room by your servo-guards.

"Well, here we are, Doom. Let's get this over with. Where do we go?" Says Richards.

You explain you have prepared a balcony view for them in the courtyard of the school

"Do I get a school uniform?" Valeria says. "I always wanted to wear one2

Meanwhile, the guests are beginning to filter in. The press from several countries are in attendance

>>24624361
Lead them cordially. Save the grandstanding for the actual unveiling. Get them in before the press starts to hound everyone. F4 goes in first, then usher in quickly a couple more guests to block the press.

>>24624361
Of course you will have a uniform, but that will come later. For now, let us begin the ceremony.

>>24624377
>>24624402

:( eat a bag of dicks


>>24624361
(did we make uniforms a thing? would it be like half lab coat half robe? )

well have some one show them to their seats. (nice but not perfect)

Report and move on guys

Show's over everyone
Go home

>>24624464
Why?

>>24624407
>>24624412
Of course,

You escort them to a sedan with blacked windows. You can tell the suspension will be irreperable once grimm enters.

Your servo-guards keep the press away from them, despite Johnny's best efforts. They are shown their seats, and at least attempt to be polite.

You take your seat across the courtyard, and watch as Morgan talks about how magic has lost it's way.

A short while into her speech, you are notified of a tripped alarm at the castle.

>>24624389
She's like six

>>24624511
I run to the alarm location as fast as possible.

This, but leave a Doombot there so we look like we're still there

>>24624511
Have a few of our guards make a check, but make sure to not give any hint of a problem. No need to make a situation yet. We have yet as to what might have tripped it

>>24624511
is sue there?

send a few doom bots (is DeadPool still around? send him with stun rays) send a few dozen servo guard to be between our castle and the courtyard for safety.

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>>24624511
direct castle defense to identify and apprehend the intruder. Lethal force is not authorized. After all, it might be pic related

>>24624551
>>24624528
Meant to link, but yeah

>>24624553
>>24624555
>>24624557
any of these work. Don't go ourself.

The castle camera system is unable to pick up any visual information. The Doombots will be tracking the heat signature
It seems they are approaching your laboratory. If they enter, I may be able to scan for a match with any known superhumans

>>24624555
Susan is still with the rest of the fantastic 4
Deadpool is currently filming a show in which he interviews superheroes at inopportune moments

>>24624617
Me, lost the trip again

>>24624617
Herm...if they are heading to the labs, it could be a good opportunity to surround them with the guards while we identify them inside. Depending on who it is, we can then probably set up a counter strategy depending on who they are.

>>24624660
Agreed. There are too many marvel characters capable of invisibility to seriously narrow it down.

>>24624617
perform the scan, portal into the lab a time bot and two doom knights..

>>24624660

They enter the labs. Doombots cover every entrance, and some move above and below to ensure they don't escape that way.

They jam some kind of implement into the mainframe, and it seems all your files have been copied.
The scan does not give an identity, but I detected the prescience of adamantium.

They seem to be attempting to escape through the library exit. Please roll above a 10 on a d20 to apprehend with the Doombots

>>24624758
I seriously need to use firefox. Me again

Rolled 14

>>24624758
Rolling. Let's do a flanking maneuver and cut them off at another corridor.

>>24624761
Then do so. SO SAYS DOOM!

>>24624758
thus a doom bot pulls out a comically large magnet.

>>24624425
>half lab coat half robe?
A white lab coat with a hood, and some silver trim on the edges? That sounds pretty nice, actually. Maybe the school crest emblazined on the left breast pocket?

>>24624776
Your spy heads through the library unhindered. They head to a window, and leap out, only to find themselves thrown back by a forcefield. Doombots quickly move in, able to see them. thanks to thermal vision. A claw lashes out and severs a leg of one, but the rest quickly move in and detain her.

X-23 is taken to the dungeon. Her equipment is clearly constructed to a degree of sophistication below her own capabilities.

>>24624796
Yes sir.

>>24624880
you mean beyond correct?

>>24624865
yes this.

>>24624880
just make sure her arms and feat are immobile.

deal with this later. on with the school function

>>24624901
Yes, I apologise.

>>24624919
well add a few more guards to the lab and start to reverse Engineering anything of use, contact professor X see how he wants to handle this I think she is still one of his students right?

>>24624880
make absolutely certain we got all of her equipment. then store it on the other side of the castle, under guard.

>>24624880
Laura! BUt you were dead! I k- No, wait, that's not right. Wrong continuity. DOOM RUNS A COUNTRY, BITCH! ... But no, really, Laura, what are you doing here, besides doing your best Bond Babe impression?

Apply Doom-filter as appropriate.

>>24624913
>just make sure her arms and feat are immobile.
>deal with this later. on with the school function
This.

We'll keep her secured for now. Maybe take a blood sample. If anyone requests her extradition, she was captured in the process of espionage and attempted terrorism (I'm sure we can plant some sarin gas canisters in her equipment and accuse her of intending to strike the school's inauguration). We'll hold her indefinitely, unless Xavier personally asks for her return. We can test our mind-control magics and technologies on her, gauging success by how much of her previous programming we overwrite and how much more like a civilian we can force her to behave.

>>24624913
Of course, sir.

The speech by Morgan has finished, and some guest speakers are up next. They talk of how this will be the first school of it's kind, and may revolutionise the dynamic of the world.

After this cone the demonstrations in the school fields. The students seem to flock to the most dangerous exhibits, while the parents enjoy the simple science based shows.

Valeria flits about, family in tow. Johnny seems to be talking to some girl, and Grimm has been saddled with the bags.

Please roll above an 8 on a d20

>>24624977
and if ever discovered we can call it healing/normalizing her like we are just in it to help her.

Rolled 5

>>24625015
>d20

>>24624970
Saying everything in capital letters is a good start

Also I think this probably warrants being earth -1812982 or something

Rolled 19

>>24625015
here we go

Rolled 11

>>24625015
rolling

Rolled 20

>>24625015

>>24625041
Damn, he uses the first one, and we got like 2 crits

>>24625021
Exactly. Nobody will claim to have sent her or ask for her back, because that would be admitting to espionage and terrorism. And if they try to play the 'humanitarian' card, we can point out that we are correcting severe psychological damage and will release her when she doesn't exhibit homicidal or anti-social tendencies.

This research will also go a long way towards our Mind Control techniques, or social rehabilitation programs to convert populaces into accepting Doom's influence, and our research into the mutant genome.

>>24624761
Why would anyone not?

>>24625099
I guess she's a robot, so uses chrome?

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>>24625124
10/10

>>24625041
Richards seems normal. Susan is dressed warmly, but it is a brisk september day.
Richards and Susan head to your portal based perpetual motion device, whilst Valeria, Grimm and Johnny move to the Vampire's blood magic display

>>24624948
Indeed, sir. I shall test to see all of the functions of the found items. Would you like the invisibility device, computer spike or the EMP gun examined first?

>>24625154
emp, lets make sure to harden Armour and bots from it in the future.


then the spike,and finally the invisibility device

>>24625154
Invisibility. then EMP gun. We must first ensure that our sensors can penetrate such devices in the future. Then develop a method to shield ourselves and our robots from such attacks.

>>24625154
invisibility.

>>24625154
I'd say the computer spike. They got our files way to damn quickly for my liking. We need to find a counter code or firewall to protect our precious data after all

new member of Von Doom's apparently extremely scattered mind...

What is the school?

>>24625154
>computer spike

Computer spike. Making sure our secrets are safe, and ensuring that this won't happen again comes first.

Also perhaps we should move the mainframe, and plant a dummy mainframe with Open Secret files that paint us in an exceptionally good light in it's place.

>>24625154
>Richards seems normal. Susan is dressed warmly, but it is a brisk september day.
>Richards and Susan head to your portal based perpetual motion device, whilst Valeria, Grimm and Johnny move to the Vampire's blood magic display

I think i figured out what our Roll and Perception test was for.

Where's johnny storm?

Lets make sure he's alright.

>>24625222
The school is to teach young minds the wonders of magic, sir. It was thought of and designed by Valeria richards, who you took in whilst the Fantastic 4 went to mars

>>24625227
>>24625201
>>24625194
>>24625191
The computer spike seems simplest, it appears to utilise some of the technology from your own time machine, strangely enough

It seems the Invisibility device is hermetically sealed. I have placed it inside a fume cupboard, and I shall inspect for any DNA samples that may tell us who Ms X-23's mystery benefac-

>>24625256
>Valeria, Grimm and Johnny move to the Vampire's blood magic display

>>24625280
>technology from your own time machine, strangely enough

...RIIIICHAARRDS.

Didn't he claim that particular invention of ours as his own, publicly, recently?

Wait, are you dead?

>>24625287
Yeah, but we went back in time and blew it up

>>24625280
...Did you die?

>>24625280
DOUBLE THE AMOUNT OF DOOM BOTS MMEDIATELY

Also, politely excuse myself from the festivities...these matters seem to require the personal touch...of DOOM

>>24625280

Also immediately seal the area until you arrive.

>>24625344
>>24625317
>>24625299
>>24625290

Lucia Von Bardas has been destroyed. I am programmed to take over in this eventuality.

Access to the laboratory has been sealed. I await further instructions

>>24625401
Shit, can we fix her? Also, is there anything alive in there?

>>24625401
Triple check the prisoner's security Also, make a note that we need to create one way gates, and a prison on Mars.

>>24625401

((Newb again...Who was Lucia?))

Scan for life...if the intruder is still around, pump sedatives into the room.

Still, Doom should still attend to the matter...only way to make sure things are done right...secure X-23 and save her for after teh party.

>>24625440
our robro who was the OP. Bit of a wuss. Must have been killed in the labs

>>24625401
Alert Morgana quietly to take the guests inside to 'show them the facilities where the students will be staying'. Call in six Timebots to accompany us as backup.

Did the castle's sensors register any unusual energy readouts when Lucia was destroyed? Is X-23 still secure? Seal the castle in a forcefield.

>>24625426
She is secured. Doombot 96a can verify the prisoner's tangibility

>>24625420
There are 2 life forms in the lab. They are attempting to cut through the blast doors
She is in salvageable condition

>>24625440
Would you prefer fatal or non fatal, Lord Doom?

>>24625470
Still getting used to the concept of telecommunications, she nevertheless obeys and gives a tour of the living quarters.
You head back to Castle Doom quickly, and call in more robots to assist
Forcefields are active. Her head was torn off.

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>>24625535
>>24625440

Tempting, but non fatal...there punishment must be more severe

>>24625535
auto shut off all lights in this area then send in some stealth bots to capture whoevers there

>>24625640
The gas is pumped in, and a door opens on the other side of the room to let in silent stalkers

Please roll above a 12 on a d20 to suceed

Rolled 10

>>24625849
Rollin'

Rolled 7

>>24625943

Oh god...I am ashamed...I wish to not be jusged

>>24625945
Unfortunately, it seems the EMP weapons are effective. The robots fall, stunned. The assailants make their way to the other door. They find it locked, but a beam starts cutting through.

You are close to the Lab.

>>24626054

What of the sedatives?

hastily make sure a diplomatic doom bot has taken my place, then apply electricity generously among the intruders while they are preoccupied with laser.

>>24626054
Uhh, can we stand in front of the door so we can look imposing when they get out?

>>24626160

Actually, yeah I like this plan...then electrocute them...in a zappy sort of mood today

>>24626154
It seems one has been rendered unconscious. The other is showing no ill effects

The beam stops. A pair of claws rips through the door, and tears it off the hinges

I have sent the thermal imaging module to your armour. Before you stands wolverine, with Cyclops over his shoulder, unconscious.

What would you like to do?

>>24626266
Gentlemen what is the meaning of this?

>>24626266
this is much better than i considered (DOOM Dose not fear). Best case Xavier sent then to recon our mars colony worst case they came to spy on our mars colony without his more restrained orders. Or this is a cover ruse ans that is not Logan.

>>24626298
"More robots? Alright then!"
He drops Cyclops to the ground and rushes you

Please roll above a 5 on a d20 to avoid him

Rolled 2

>>24626368
Here comes a 1.

Rolled 5

>>24626368
I am no robot. I am DOOM!

>>24626266
"Gentlemen? I was under the impression that Xavier and I had come to adequate, and most generous, terms. I even disabled the Psi-dampers in my helmet during the meeting so he could judge my sincerity (we didn't actually do this, but they don't need to know that). This breach of trust is very disappointing. May I ask why you are vandalizing my home?"

Rolled 7

>>24626368

Avoid his attacks, and capture wolverine in a levitation spell - as a physical combatant, he can't do much if he's stuck hovering

>>24626386
>>24626388
RICHARDS!

>>24626386
>Here comes a 1.

YOU SULLY THE NAME OF DOOM

>>24626413
Well, he's trained in almost every conventional weapon system on earth, from pistols to assault rifles. He just neglects to use them most of the time.

>>24626386
His slash cuts through your upper arm, causing a deep slash to your bicep
Fortunately you capture him in a levitation spell, and ask him>>24626403

"This ain't for him, Vic, and that's all you're getting from me."

I have disabled the flow of sedatives. What would you like to do?

>>24626529
"Laura is safe. She was caught breaking and entering my domain. I will question her, and then she shall be returned to her legal guardian."

"Have you even heard of knocking?

Rolled 3

>>24626529
Have a doom bot tie up cyclops. say " Logan if i dont know what you want how can we resolve this" also get Xavier on the phone 2 minutes ago (yay time bots) and connect us now.

>>24626584
don't reveal that yet unless he dose then do that.

>>24626584
>>24626593
Yes. Information is power. we should not show our hand yet.

>>24626608
He's doing this for a reason, it HAS to be Laura. Just give her back before we get tied up in more mutant shit.

>>24626529
Can we fix Lucia?

>>24626529
Restrained in a similar harness to that we used for X-23. We can work with Morgana later to give him the same treatments we planned for X-23. See if we can instill some more cultured behavior in the brute. As for cyclops, restrain him, lock his visor on and closed, and see what we can learn from a brief scan of his mind, spooling it out with a basic dreamwalking spell and showing it to both Logan and the castle security system. His mind should be significantly more lucid than the brute's.

>>24626620
They were only like, 4 minutes apart

>>24626529

Lock them all up with the other prisoners, and go back to the opening of the school.

Begin repairs on the room.

Begin scan of entire building for mutant X gene

>>24626633
He works fast.

>>24626620
Laura was with him. He didn't get from America to Latveria in the 5 minutes since we caught her. In all likelihood, someone (probably shield) recruited Logan and his friends to steal our data from us. Bad form, really. So we'll have no choice but to punish them by removing their most powerful weapon. We're going to fix Wolverine and X-23. Repair their brain damage, socialize them, and completely remove their aggression and killer instincts while making them productive members of society. Mind Control is a very versatile tool.

>>24626673
>Mind control
I can't wait for RICHARDS to go LOOK HES TRIN TO GET A LOAD OF MINDWASHED MUTANTS I BET MARS IS A MIND WASHING CAMP I WAS RIGHT DOOM IT HITLR HE BRAINWASHEWD MUH KID.
Mindcontrol bad.

>>24626703
'Mind control' is a broad term. Technically, everything a parent does in the presence of a child is mind control. Every action a person attempts in an effort to influence another person is a crude form of mind control. From Seduction to Sodium Pentathol, it's all pretty much the same thing, just differences in effectiveness. And we don't have to call it 'mind control', if it's part of the penal system it's 'rehabilitation'.

Also, recall Deadpool. We have his next three guests on his show. And they're ready for a 72 hour marathon.

>>24626703

It would make so happy if Doom actually thought like this on the inside, then had the DOOMish exterior

>>24626768
>Also, recall Deadpool. We have his next three guests on his show. And they're ready for a 72 hour marathon.
You have no idea how happy this makes me.

>>24626703
I agree, plus it might dampen our relationship with Xavier. Give him a call.

Centeral, How goes Deadpools Talk-Show Recording? is the Pilot episode ready to air, or is he still in the middle of recording?

>>24626623
>>24626620
>>24626585
You take them both to the dungeon, attaching Wolverine to the same detention rack as Laura. Cyclops recieves the same treatment, though doesn't seem to mind as much

Xavier does not appear to be awake. It is early in America, however

Lucia's repairs seem simple. The cuts are clean through, and you reattach the wiring and work her neck into the correct positon

Deadpool is heading to castle doom. He has several tapes with him.

The opening of the school is nearing it's conclusion. Would you like to do anything?

>>24626813
Give Deadpool more cameras.

>>24626813

Estimate education revenue? or is this public magic schooling?

Continue with repairs and "rest" till Deadpool's arrival

>>24626813

Ask RICHARDS what he thinks of his Daughters Idea made reality though Latvian Ingenuity.

Show Deadpool to see Wolverine after he has delivered the tapes. Give him another camera for it. We could keep it for a 'Holiday Special'...

>>24626813
Return to the school. Leave a message for deadpool that we'll double the number of episodes we planned for him if he goes directly to the dungeons and does nothing but talk to Wolverine on camera until we return.

Also, contact the Canadian and American governments. Let them know that we have captured a trio of terrorists from their home countries and that we're willing to discuss extradition in exchange for some rather steep concessions on their part.

Have a doombot begin scanning Cyclops, especially his head. We want the secret of his powers. Some blood samples from Logan and Laura should suffice for them.

>>24626874
>Ask RICHARDS what he thinks of his Daughters Idea made reality though Latvian Ingenuity.
This.

>>24626673
Wolverine has memory damage that is it he is not broken at all just gruff

X-23 is broken but we will release her to Logan's custody if he levels with us. Or Xavier if Logan wont cooperate.

>>24626859
Public but mildly exclusive we are doing this advance magic not money.

>>24626813

Continue repairs

double check the computer spike - make sure CENTRAL isn't compromised. It may have sent IN a virus at the same time - i'm just concerned our monitorbot went offline right RIGHT after that happened.

Talk to the three of the mutants while they are awake.

"Look. I've caught you red-handed doing industrial espionage. You must realize, this puts me in a hard position. On one hand, I'm in the middle of opening a prestigious, unique facility for higher education, and cleaning up shield's mess with the skrull infiltrators. On the other hand, I've caught you doing industrial espionage entirely red handed Please explain yourselves."
And then just listen.

Doom is not entirely unmerciful.

After that, it depends. We can either - hand them off to charles, sic deadpool on them, or potentially rehabilitate them. We may want to tell the battle CDC to work on repairing cyclops optic nerve damage, and try to entice him away from the xmen.

But of particular import, we want to know where they got all this advanced anti-doom tech: i suspect reed richards took apart the body and torso of valeria's doombot. we may want to confirm that.

>>24626886
deadpool
this 100%
>extradition
No talk to Xavier first
>scanning
yes

We need to establish a top secret R&D department for Doombots so that we can constantly update them

>>24626859
>>24626886
>>24626980
>>24626950

We should hold off on antagonizing the mutants - for the second - until we know a little more about what happened.

Other than that, good.

We may want to do something cunning, like invite richards to a secondary lab, and show him some of the devices we got off of the attackers - and just watch to see if he recognizes them.

>>24627035
I bet my left nut that they're doing it for RICHARDS.

>>24627035
>see if he recognizes them
No if he was not involved then that will make things worse as this happened when his daughter was here.

>>24626859
>>24626886
>>24626874
I believe that scholarships were given to children of exceptional talent, and otherwise you may pay for courses

Deadpool will head straight to the dungeons. Additional security has been placed around the dungeons in case of escape
After casting a healing spell on yourself and changing armour, you return to the school opening
Richards seems impassive. You ask him your question, and he responds "Well, she is a talented girl. I'm not surprised. How did you build this so quickly?"

I also apologise for my death, sir. Sorry for inconveniencing you

>continuing in next post

>>24627093

Lucia, please make a notes on all of my alliances...new members of my hive-mind would like to be alerted to such friendships as Deadpool's.

>>24627216
and add them to the OP

>>24626950
Actually, Logan is severely broken. In addition to memory damage (both naturally ocurring from his healing factor 'healing over' painful memories and artificial from government black-ops operations 'erasing' things they didn't want him remembering), he's also had a large number of false memories implanted in his head, artificial combat training crudely welded onto the side of his personality, and severe anti-social tendencies due to extreme isolation from humanity. We can fix this. Though the memory LOSS isn't a big deal since he got all his memories back after the House of M, now most of his issues are the false memories overlaying over real ones.

>>24627062
Richards may be incompetent, but I doubt he'd willingly endanger his family. Letting Logan and Laura off their leashes at the same time within easy reach of Valeria and Franklin? Even he isn't that crazy.

>>24627093
>"How did you build this so quickly?"
Latverian ingenuity. Our foremen and contractors are second to none. Combining the hard work of educated, motivated men with advanced tools and technologies can yield amazing results. Have you ever considered the applications of shaped force fields? Drills that never crack, earth-movers that do not grind the terrain into muck, saws that create perfectly smooth molecular cuts. And I have been toying with an industrialized version of my armor, for assisting heavy labor. I'm reluctant to export or commercialize it, given the ease with which many terrorists could convert them into weapons, but for Latveria, where such things are of little consequence, we can use our greatest tools to their fullest.

>>24627093
Don't worry about it, Lucia. We all die sometimes.

>>24627216

Don't forget all the Deadpool clones that are being made...

>>24627257
This is how we will reply to RICHARDS! question.

>>24627287

DEADPOOL CLONES?!?!?!?

MY LIFE IS MADE...


Yeah if you could add all stuff like this to the list of assets, that would be grand.

>>24627287
Healing factored insane assassin clones? What could possibly go wrong?

>>24627342
It's been tried before. They usually melt pretty quickly, I think. The healing factor is highly unstable. We may be able to fix that in the long run, now that we have samples of Deadpool's, Wolverine's, and X-23's blood to compare.

>>24627317

I believe that shortly after the Battle CDC was completed, we hired Deadpool to take a sample of his DNA, which we then used to make clones of him for the purpose of unleashing a hundred Deadpools into the Baxter Building for no other reason than to give RICHARDS an infestation of Deadpools....

>>24626987
I shall check Central. I shall also continue investigation of X-23's equipment

Wolverine spits. "I told you I wouldn't tell. And we got this little thing put in. You aren't gonna read my mind, and torture ain't gonna work either."

>>24627257
"Interesting. Whilst architecture isn't my field of expertise, this could certainly help New York, with the amount of destruction that occurs there. Not sure I could get used to people looking like you flying around everywhere though.
Anyway, Valeria is in the induction lesson. Remember we want to see her back every holiday. And if anything happens to her..."
>>24627028
I could convert the CDC, though it may be slightly obvious what it's function is
>>24627216
Of course. Current allies are Molecule man, and Deadpool, provided nobody pays him more than us
Magneto is moving to your mars colony, and Doctor Octavius has been sent an envoy.

>>24627317
Sorry, forgot to mention i'd add it to the OP

>>24627388
"if anything happens to her. The cause will face the full wrath of DOOM"

>>24627388
Wolverine
very well i will speak to Xavier and if he doesn't want you i will arrange for your extradition on terrorism charges.
>I could convert the CDC, though it may be slightly obvious what it's function is
no we will make a new facility when we have a spare moment also we should repair the doom knight damaged in Atlantis and the ones Logan broke.

I'll have to end it here, and sorry to leave things unresolved like this. I'll be back tomorrow, same time. If you want to discuss something, I'll read it in the archive tomorrow. Goodnight.

I'm glad we got past the trolling part, at least

>>24627388
>Remember we want to see her back every holiday
"I've considered establishing a permanent portal directly from Castle Doom to the Baxter Building, to make it easier for her to visit and for you to visit her here, but Misters Storm and Grimm discouraged me from that train of thought. I've also considered supplanting the world's inefficient and frankly torturous airline industry with a network of Doomdoors."

>>24627388
>torture ain't gonna work either
"That all depends on your definition of 'Torture', Mister Logan. I'm told you're quite familiar with the work of a mister 'Wilson-comma-Wade'. I've contracted him to produce a talk show. Would you like to be his first guest? Or should I save your interview for the three hour Christmas Special?"

>>24627388
>convert the CDC,
No, that thing earns us too much good will, and turning it into a mobile robot factory is too reminiscent of the Master Mold disaster. Note to self, have all Doombots upgrade their IFF programs to destroy all Sentinels on sight.

>>24627734
Thanks for the great thread, as always, OP. See you tomorrow.

And you have no idea how happy I was to see the trolltards put in their place.

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>>24627734
deadpools healing factor was extracted from wolverine so we should take some of his blood and give it to our genetic engineers also remember deadpool is immortal due to a curse from thanos not the healing factor so clones likely wont be affected

>>24627388
>"I told you I wouldn't tell. And we got this little thing put in. You aren't gonna read my mind, and torture ain't gonna work either."

Well, that's INTRIGUING. Lets run a full body scan!

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>>24627737
>Would you like to be his first guest? Or should I save your interview for the three hour Christmas Special?

I'm pretty sure torture of this magnitude is banned by the UN.

Do it anyway.

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>>24628095
>wolverine's face

>>24627388

Come back lucia :(

>>24627909
Wait... Why does Deadpool have a Magnum and a BR?

>>24629503
Because he wanted them?

We really need to give some thought as to what kind of Lie we're going to tell Richards if he presses us on why we're so interested in Valeria. Just a convenient half-truth or realistic fabrication to hand him so he doesn't pry too deeply. Preferably one that distracts him as well.

>>24629775
She is our god daughter and we care about her.

We dont need to mention that we are grooming her to be our successor assuming we aren't immortal.

Question: What specific data was taken from out computers? All of it? Just technical data? Files on a specific subject?

>>24629503
>Wait... Why does Deadpool have a Magnum and a BR?

... more importantly, why is wolverine dressed like batman?

>>24632553
Yellow isn't really good for stealth