>>24612304
>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi."

Shame that won't work for my exams. C'est la vie.

>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...

>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...
3 girls and a dude leaving may seem a bit odd

>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...

I'd be kind of weird for us to tag along. We've only ever talked to her like, once. And that conversation ended with her running away. Better to just let her actual friends handle it.

>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

It's plausable: we're not used to raw fish + possible seasickness.

>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...

>>24612304
>>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

GTFout time.

>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...
You would probably do more harm than good-no need to fuck with the time space continuum

>>24612415
Fucking with the space-time continuum is the entire point of these games.

>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

>>24612365
Actually, now that I've thought about it a little more, I change my vote to
>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day.

Not so much because of class, but more because it would look odd.

>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

>>24612380
I don't think we're a guy, as is.

>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi."

>>24612304
>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...
Maybe later, during break. But not now.

>>24612304
>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

we are a guy

>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

Poor girl.

>>24612304
>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...

We hardly know the girl, best not stalk her to the infirmary.

I doubt the MC would be so bland as to do it right away.

>>24612549

You realise this applies to Saori and Hana too right?

>>24612532
OP didn't mention so.. girls und panzer!
And he's been away quite some time now.

>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...

To many Garupans spoil the Panzer

>>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

>>24612304
>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

>>24612304
>>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

>>24612583
Yes, but we're a man, and we know her even less then they do.

>>24612583
There's the fact the MC unintentionally drove a spike in some with his remarks, not intentionally but I think he feels rather bad about that.

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>tfw garupans runs more often than mech engineer

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>>24612304
It's time.

[x] "I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

>"I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi..."

We caring friend now.

You wait a minute, so it's not completely obvious, before standing up and holding your belly. "Um, I think I might've gotten a bad piece of sushi earlier. Think I could..." You trail off.

The teacher sighs. "Is there anyone else who feels they have a medical emergency that need to bring up?" You glance at Patrick, who's looking at you like you're insane. As soon as you meet his gave he shakes his head before giving you a glance that tells you you're on your own with this.

Sissy.

"Very well, Mr. Russell, you're excused to the infirmary as well..." She says sighing.

You stand up gingerly, taking care not to unsettle your not-even-close-to-upset stomach and walk out the door. It doesn't take you very long to follow the little school map to the infirmary. The nurse is just now walking out from a partitioned area of her office. "Just get some rest..." She says as she turns out the lights.

You instantly go into what seems like an Oscar-winning performance, holding your stomach and breathing from the belly as though you were about to puke at any moment- it helps that you're a method actor and that you'd gotten plenty of practice the day before.

"Bad Sushi..." You gasp out between short heaves. She blanches a bit.

"There's a toilet over there." She motions to a door near the back of her office. "Try not to disturb the girls while they rest." She says as she walks out the door behind you.

>"I'd like to thank the Academy for this award..."
>Take it to the next level- make it believable.
>Swing for the fences- leave no doubt as to your lack of intestinal fortitude!

>>24612872
>Take it to the next level- make it believable.

>>24612304
>Sit tight- no need to skip class on the first day...
Mmm.. might as well get the first class done with.

>>24612872
>>Take it to the next level- make it believable.

Make sure to puke on the toilet!

>>24612872

>Swing for the fences- leave no doubt as to your lack of intestinal fortitude!

>No one here quite knows why they look like they just took the Normandy landing
Must_have_been_the_sushi.jpg

>"I'd like to thank the Academy for this award..."

I think we shouldn't do any method acting.

>>24612872
>>Take it to the next level- make it believable.
we gotta make this count

>>24612872
>>Swing for the fences- leave no doubt as to your lack of intestinal fortitude!
Let's try to make this truely horrifying.

>>24612872
>>Take it to the next level- make it believable.

>>24612872
>>Take it to the next level- make it believable.

I'm thinking the third option is taking it a little too far.

>>24612872
>Take it to the next level- make it believable.

>>24612872
>>"I'd like to thank the Academy for this award..."

>>24612872
>Take it to the next level- make it believable.
Operation Bulimia is a go.

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>>24612872
>Swing for the fences- leave no doubt as to your lack of intestinal fortitude!

See this screencap? Channel out ancestors.

>>24613138
That decision is worse that "taking a gun, pointing it at the ceiling and firing"

You rush through the bathroom door, holding your hand over your mouth. Nearly slamming the door behind you, you begin to cough and spit furiously and moan every few seconds for good measure. After a minute or two of your patented "Trust me, you don't want to confirm what I just did" food poisoning act you give one last moan before peaking back out of the door.

Not a sign of the nurse anywhere. Good. You casually straighten your shirt and pants before opening a curtain and flopping over onto an empty cot.

Saori and Hana are staring at you from their cots. Miho's staring at a point somewhere past the ceiling from her cot.

"What? Didn't you hear? Bad sushi."

>"So, what's the problem?"
>"Is Miho alright?"

>"Is Miho alright?"

>>24613196
>"So, what's the problem?"

>>24613196
>"Is Miho alright?"

>>24613196

>>"Is Miho alright?"

>>24613196
"Is Dear Leader alright?"

>"Is Miho alright?"
Were trying to be caring friends nao

>>24613196
>"So, what's the problem?"
>"Is Miho alright?"

If they ask, tell them it was better than the last time we had carolina BBQ

>>24613196
>"So, what's the problem?"
Blunt and to the point. We don't mean to be offensive, but we're not from Japan, so we're not really good at their whole "lie through your teeth about your feelings and shit all the time so as not to upset people" thing.

>"Is Miho alright?"

>>24613196
>nothing
Our presence is more than enough

>>24613250
>carolina BBQ
Clearly you mean Memphis BBQ

>>24613196
>>"Is Miho alright?"

>>24613196
>>"Is Miho alright?"

>>24613196
[x] "So, what's the problem?"

>>24613196
>"Is Miho alright?"

>>24613196
>Combo of both

>>24613196
>Is Miho alright?

Let's be direct to the point.

>>24613196
>>Is Miho alright?

"How's Miho?" You say. Saori and Hana are still staring at you with a look of confusion. You sigh inwardly. "Hey, Miho, you okay?"

She grumbles something you can't understand. You look at Saori and Hana and they get the clue.

"Miho?" Saori asks gently. "What did the President say to you?"

"Tell us, if you don't mind." Hana follows up politely.

Miho blinks. "The President said that they're bringing back senshado." She says.

You're a bit confused- it had been pretty obvious that she'd known about that fact the previous day.

"Senshado?" Hana says, sitting up in her cot. "The sport traditionally reserved for girls?"

You can't help yourself. "...In Japan, anyway." You correct. "What's wrong with them bringing it back?" You say.

"It's only an elective..." Saori tells her.

"The President told me to take it..." Miho says weakly, almost verging on tears.

>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."

>>24614073
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no"

Seems to me that the best way to win her over into friendship (we DO want to be friends with her, right?) is to try an NOT convince her to join up if she doesn't want to.

>>24614073
>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"
We don't know about her family issues yet, and we do love the game.

>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."
inside plot info says this is the right one

>>24614073
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."
Seriously. Do what you want to do I say.
(Freedom and all that jazz)

>>24614073
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."

We love tanks, but you know what we love more? MUH FREEDOMS!

If she doesn't want to take it, its her god-given right as a citizen of (a country beaten into democracy by) America to just say no!

>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"

I'm choosing this with the hopes the MC will share his Perspective of tanking hopefully making her feel better about it.

>>24614073
>>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"
>>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."
Little bit of A, little bit of B.

>>24614073
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."

Let's not force her.

go freedom the shit out of her for 'murica

>>24614130
She's a complete wreck, I think even we know that she really doesn't want to do it.

>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."

>>24614187
Yet we all know how well saying no would go at least. the reaction might be much worse.

That and unlike in the show she has a fellow tanker around, which can give extra perspective on things. Part of Miho's issues at first was due to how no one had the school had any real tanking perspective.

>>24614073
[x] "What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"
guys
plot

>>24614073
>[x] "What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"

>>24614216
I don't know about that, saying the first option sounds incredibly insensitive, at least to me.

>>24614073
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."
We already know that she dropped out because she abandoned her flag panzer during a match. We don't have to traumatize her further by making her say it herself.

>>24614073

"And if she told you to jump into the ocean, you'd do it? This is Your life. Do what you want! If you don't want to partake in GLORIOUS COMBAT! then you do not have to. From what I hear, there are many things you could elect to do. BlackJack, Myself and My Crew have been brought in for the purpose of Senshado, So we already made our choice long before we even arrived her..."
"Either way, I'm feeling a lot better now. Take care and 'Get Well Soon' girls"

>>24614073
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."

Foolish story! We reject your plot and substitute our own! Its gonna be fun without Miho there, since we know dick-all about team battle tactics since 'Murrikan Senshado is apparently 1v1.

>>24614073
>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."

BOTH

>>24614073
>You don't have to take it. Just tell her no.

This is my vote. We want her to like us. And really, Miho is a ridiculous softy. Canon reason why she actually went and did tankery is not because she was pressured by student council but because someone thought of her feelings first. Its win-win.

>>24614282
But the other choice is an exercise in futility.

if what you say is right there are no good choices.

>>24614304
>implying we can actually change that.

>>24614073
>>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."

>>24614073
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."

>>24614073
>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."
Regardless of the Patton hat

>wearing a Patton helmet
>not bitchslapping her for cowardice
You worthless pussies are making this helmet a LIAR!

>>24614073
>>"You don't have to take it. Just tell her no."

>>24614495
yeah, but bitchslapping her would be againt the values of 'murica and freedom!

>>24614542
>implying channeling Patton is EVER against the values of 'MURRICA
Fucking coward.

Isn't MURRICA all about FREEDOM ?

No fascist council will impose their will with us around.

>"What's wrong with that? It's a fun sport and I heard you were really good at it!"

It's insensitive, but we're a man and an American so that's expected.

>>24614567
>implying slapping bitches cause they dont want to be ruled by fascist assholes is in any way 'murican.

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"And you don't want to take it?" You ask.

Miho nods.

"Then don't take it. It's an elective. Take pottery or cooking or something." You say bluntly. "She doesn't get to tell you what electives to take!"

"She doesn't have the authority, officially." Saori says. "Unless... Is it blackmail? Are you in a love triangle with one of the councilmembers?" She says worriedly.

Miho makes a squeeking noise. "No!"

"If the thought of taking Senshado was so hard for you..." Hana wonders. "Is it because you're some battle-hardened war hero? Attack the enemy alone, extort money and destroy their entire team?"

Miho blinks at her. You're pretty sure you've lost a few IQ points in the last ten seconds. "Not really..." She says with a hint of confusion.

"Maybe she just isn't interested in taking it again?" You offer, seemingly the only reasonable person in the room.

"You see... My family has a long history in Senshado..." She says sadly. "But I don't have any good memories of it..." She pulls the blankets up over her face. "I came to Oorai to get away from Panzers..."

>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"
>"Why go through all this trouble to avoid Senshado?"

>>24614725
>>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

Get our righteous anger on!

>>24614725
>>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

>>24614725
>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

>>24614725
>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

>>24614725

Bah, didn't copy the third choice.

>"I wouldn't feel comfortable tanking with someone who wasn't there of their own free will..."

>>24614725
>>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

>>24614725
>>24614775
>>"I wouldn't feel comfortable tanking with someone who wasn't there of their own free will..."

This

>>24614725
>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"
Haha, time for Little Army references!

>>24614725

Whelp, its a good thing that BlackJack is a Tank...

"There is no point in fighting with forced conscripts. With nothing personal in it, you can't rely on them for anything. Better to have two squads with purpose, than two platoons without"

>>24614725
>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

>>24614725
>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"
>"I wouldn't feel comfortable tanking with someone who wasn't there of their own free will..."

>>24614874
this
"Don't worry, we got this"

>>24614725
>>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

>>24614840
"Conscription is slavery, and I don't think that any people or nation has a right to save itself at the price of slavery for anyone, no matter what name it is called. We have had the draft for twenty years now; I think this is shameful. If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say : Let the damned thing go down the drain!"

>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

I wish this story didn't have a bunch of 'Merrican idiots. They're making the idiots in SWQ look smart.

>>24614920
>I'm incapable of detecting sarcasm

>>24614920

Hear, hear.

>>24614920
I wish this story didn't have a bunch of weeaboo idiots. They're making the idiots in BFQ look smart.

>>24614938
I wish that people on 4chan weren't retarded. ooh wait...

>>24614935
sarcasm isn't a few idiots spouting a shock phrase and other idiots joining in with less thought than usual.

>>24614938
What weeaboo idiots?

>>24614725
[x] "So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

>>24614725
>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

>>24614725
>"I wouldn't feel comfortable tanking with someone who wasn't there of their own free will..."
I'd prefer Yukari.

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>>24615138
We all would Anon. We all would. But now is not the time to be thinking about her.

>>24615138
Doesn't mean we can't be friends with Miho.
If we're gonna be a team, that means we're gonna be a family.
So, which of the tanks should we dub "Black Betty"? After all, Jack needs a girl too.

>>24615179
Agree. Right now we're working for the later good. That and helping out Miho would still earn some points with Yukari.

>>24615179
>We all would.

Still preferring Miho here.

>>24615213
whoa, black betty, bam-a-lam...

>>24615179
>>24615247
I'm not talking about waifus, you faggots.

>>24615262
whoa, black betty, bam-a-lam

>>24615286
Of course not.
We're talking about tanks, and the crews thereof.
Why did YOU think we were talking about waifus, huh?

>>24615296
black betty had a child, bam-a-lam

>>24615296
Black Betty had a child

>>24614725
>"So your family forced you into doing something you didn't really enjoy?"

>>24615341
The damn thing gone wild (bam-A-lam)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lMLnDuzgkjo&hd=1

>>24615392
She said it weren't none of mine (bam-a-lam)

You nod. "I know this story..." You say knowingly. "Family tanks for generations, but your calling is something different. But they want you to tank..."

Miho shakes her head. "No. It's not that..." She whimpers a bit under the blanket.

Saori speaks up. Evidently her and Hana aren't the only ones with overdone tropes for theories. "He's right. You don't have to do Senshado if you don't want to. It's not you have to take it anymore..."

"And if you don't want to go to the council alone, we'll come with you!"

You roll over on your back. "I can talk with her as well- I wouldn't feel right at all fighting with someone who doesn't want to be there..."

Miho's blanket rolls down a bit- she's smiling for the first time in a while. "Thank you. All of you." She says.

And then the bell rings, signalling the end of the period.

"Just homeroom left, so I guess we'll go speak with the council-"

You don't get to finish before the announcement speakers crackle to life. "Attention students. Please gather in the Gym." You blink as the message repeats "Please gather in the Gym. Thank you."

>Gather in the gym

>>24615392
I said oh black betty (bam-A-lam)

>>24615428

>Gather in the Gym

>>24615428
Oh boy here we go.

>>24615412
The damn thing gone blind bam-a-lam
>>24615428
>Gather in the gym
Choo-choo bitches, all aboard the StuCo train. Not you, OP, I mean the actual characters.

>>24615428
>Gather in the gym

Wonder if we have enough time to get Black Jack and park it outside the gym.

>>24615428
>Ditch school.

I say no to this clear plot point.

>>24615492
>perch up in Black Jack
>watch video
>laugh

>>24615519
>while using our hull-mounted speaker to play music, very loud
It sort of, calms us down.

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>>24615561
Accuse anyone getting angry of "sending out negative waves"

>>24615578
And we can put a length of pipe on our gun so the enemy think, like, maybe it's a 105mm.

>>24615578
No, thats yukari's job. ESPECIALLY after the infiltration mission.

>>24615604
155, rather. 105 isn't that much bigger than our 90mm.

>>24615428
>Gather in the Gym.
>With Blackjack.
>And hookers.

>>24615616
In fact forget the gym.

>>24615632
Why did I just imagine us rolling into the Playa Hater's Ball in Black Jack, pimped out to the nines, with hoes all over the hull

>>24615650
Because they see us rollin', they hatin'.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtwJvgPJ9xw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP9wtpIHsWE&hd=1
Dum de do..

>>24615664
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9iCd6UHR-3I

>>24615664
Doing it wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CtsCVEqfNiE

>>24615690
But WE aren't living the StuG Lyfe.

>>24615690
I laughed so hard my back clicked

So guys, if Schwarzwald still bring the Maus to the finals, what are our odds of being able to kill that dragon?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKcuPnkG-mM

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>Gather in the gym

>Open stage
>We have our Patton helmet
>Young, impressionable audience

You know what to do.

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>>24615677
>Hanna humping the turret

>coughs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKI4GQ4c9g0

>Goes back writing.

>>24615714
You know they probably are going to ask for something like that.

>>24615714
>yell impassioned speech about Panzerfahren in english
>get nothing but confused stares

>>24615714
You sir, are a genius

>>24615740
And then the whole gym erupts into cheering.

>>24615714
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9b5g1avyCSA

WE MUST DO THIS

>>24615768
We'll do it right before the finals.

>>24615714
>>24615768
>Not the best version
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGrvXOpvQkg

>>24615791
But we're not a zombie that is just silly anon.

>>24615807
>Implying we're not undead patton

So guys, can we dub the Pz. 38 (t) "Bonaparte", because it's small, but it's fierce?

>>24615830
>tiny little tank
>named Bonaparte
Feel the power that we got.

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>>24615707

I doubt OP will allow us to try that stunt that Miho pulled in the show, but the added firepower the Pershing gives will be invaluable against Black Forest--heck, we could tag team with Team Leopon's Porsche Tiger and knock tanks out left and right!

>>24615830
>Bonaparte

Haha no. The French have no place here.

>>24615852
Get out

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>>24615852
>French
Bitch please.
>>24615845 understood where I was going with this.

>>24615852
Hey now, under Napoleon Bonaparte was the last time the French were relevant in warfare. We can at least respect them up to that point.

A few minutes later you're at the gym, shortly after arriving you seperate from Saori, Hana and Miho to find your crew. It isn't hard- Patrick stands a head and a half over most of the students and his ginger beard kind of stands out in a crowd. They're all standing around near the back of the auditorium.

"The hell is going on?" You ask. Rose as you walk up. "Thought we had homeroom?"

She nods towardds the stage, where Anzu and her lackeys are already standing at attention, waiting for the gymnasium to come to order.

"Everyone quiet!" Momo shouts as the din of the crowd dies down. "You will now watch an introduction to the new elective!" The lights die down as the three walk off stage and the projector lights up behind you.

The film looks decades old- the title card reads "Gate to Senshado..."

"The hell is this?" Patrick comments.

Pictures of truely ancient tanks appear on screen. "Senshado," the female narrator starts. "Culture! Tradition!"

"Is that a goddamn Whippet?" Patrick cracks with a laugh.

Rose slugs him in the arm. "Quiet!" She shushes.

"Studied by girls across the world to improve their character!" You roll your eyes. Obviously the people who'd created this film hadn't been that far outside Japan...

The camera pans across several attractive young women in uniform standing in front of their tanks. "It gives them grace and highlights their femininity" This time Rose snorts to hold back a laugh. Patrick winds up to slug her arm before he thinks better of that particular course of action. Good on you, Patrick. "Senshado is the essence of what it means to be a great woman!"

>Try not to laugh out loud.
>"This is dumb. Let's go."
>"Do they really believe all this crap?"

>>24615877
>Actually laugh out loud.

>>24615877
>Try not to laugh out loud. Fail. Laugh through the whole thing.

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>>24615830
:>

>>24615733
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1T1-wCTeZgY

>>24615877
>laugh out loud

There is no other choice.

>Try not to laugh out loud.

At least try to maintain composure

>>24615877
>>"This is dumb. Let's go."

I don't want to waste our time on this shit.

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>>24615877

>Try not to laugh out loud

The least we can do as foreigners is try to respect these peoples' beliefs in tankery.

>>24615877
>>"Do they really believe all this crap?"

>>24615877
>Try not to laugh out loud.

>>24615877
Try not to laugh...too hard, at least.

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>>24615877
>Try not to laugh out loud.
>Fail miserably
>Oh god my sides
>It hurts
>Make it stop

>>24615877
>Try not to laugh out loud.
I bet we still do

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>>24615896
>>24615902
These. But be prepared to explain ourselves with a rousing AMERICAN speech

>>24615877
>Laugh out loud

>>24615877
[x] Try not to laugh out loud.
Try. And fail.

>Try not to laugh out loud.
>Try

>>24615876
>was the last time the French were relevant in warfare
Oh dear god you cannot actually believe this shit. Let me guess, you also think the Poles got their shit caved in completely by the Wehrmacht?
Fucking public schools don't even teach about Free France.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Free_French_Forces
Or things like the Battle of Wizna.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Wizna
Or the 302nd and 303rd Fighter Squadrons either.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Non-British_personnel_in_the_RAF_during_the_Battle_of_Britain#Polish_contribution
>>24615877
>Lie down.
>Try not to laugh out loud.
>Laugh out loud a lot.

[x] Actually laugh out loud.

>>24615830
>>24615845
>>24615869
>>24615903
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGTZLuuTPi8&NR=1
And now you have it stuck in your head.

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>>24615877
Let's not make a big scene yet. We did just transfer. Now after wards we can make a bit of a scene on just how ridiculous the movie is.

>>24615877
>>Try not to laugh out loud. Poorly.
The only way

>>24615877
>Try not to lauUGHAHAHAHA

>>24615877
>Try not to laugh out loud.
>Fail
>Nudge Rose/Patrick "Do they really believe this crap?"

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>>24615980

Hold an impromptu lecture on MURRICAN senshado, perhaps?

>>24616070
so >>24615768 then?

>>24616070
Point out that Senshado is manly and AMERICAN over in Eagle-land. Embarrass crew. Make it seem fun for Miho's sake

>>24616070
Yes and with the Patton speech as inspiration.

>>24616070
Bad idea. We do actually want people to sign up for it, and this is a girls school.

>>24616070
>>24616088
>>24616093
>>24616098

How about no.

>>24616118
You're no fun

>>24616118
Agreed. Lets not make a total ass of ourselves in front of the entire girls school full of people of another nation.

We can pull the 'Murica card, yes, but that would be going pretty far.

>>24616113
you expect people spouting "FREEDOM" "MERRUKA", etc. to have good ideas?

It's like people saying "PILOT" in SWQ: It usually leads to something stupid/bad.

>>24616118
I agree with you, and think us trying and possibly failing to suppress our laughter is enough. However, this is about the worst way to go about trying to convince people of something...

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>>24615877
Draw our sidearm and fire it into the ceiling while shouting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2DTBGr8P5o

>>24616185
>somebody else remembers JAG
Are you me?

>>24615896
Seconding

>My god, he's going into Culture Shock!
>Someone get this man a Big Mac and 20cc of Coke, stat!

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>>24616222
>dat Catherine Bell...

>>24616353
Those are some mighty fine collar bones.

>>24616353
this cannot be within uniform regs

>>24616222
I remember JAG for more than just >>24616353 though DAMN.

>>24616353
Well I can certainly...
JAG
off to that, ey boys?

Did OP died?

>>24616501
Probably rubbin' one out to Mac real quick.

>>24616501
From what I can tell he usually takes ~30min to post an update.

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>>24616394
GuP has at least one answer to that pic

>>24616553
lewdness inbound

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>>24616553
Why is Oreo so adorable?

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You lean against the wall. It's taking everything you have not to crack up at this. "Practitioners of Senshado will be beautiful like the sound of the iron tracks, and have deadly passion like the main cannon." At this point the tank on screen fires and, even with the crappy sound played over the gym's speakers, most of the girls in the room gasp.

"If you learn Senshado, you will become a good wife, a good mother, and be successful in business." You can see Miho shaking her head near the front of the auditorium "When you perfect the ways of Senshado, the admiration of countless men is sure to be yours."

Richard looks over at Rose and opens his mouth to say something. She silently raises her fist without even looking at him. He closes his mouth.

"So we must all study Senshado and through it grow into strong, beautiful women!" As the film comes to a close pyrotechnics on stage go off, shrouding it in smoke as the lights come up.

The film has been replaced on screen with an enormous picture of the elective sign-up cards. The student council stand in front of it.

"Next year, the Senshado World Cup will take place." Momo announces almost grimly. "The Ministry of Education has demanded that more girls take up Senshado!"

Anzu is much more cheerful when she speaks up. "That is why we have brought it back! You will not regret it if you pick Senshado as an elective!" She looks over to Yuzu. "Vice President?"

Yuzu, normally quiet, starts to rattle off the rewards. "The one with the highest grade will recieve one-hundred food coupons, two-hundred excused tardies, and triple credits on normal subjects!"

"Incredible!" Anzu replies. "In addition, we've also acquired some foreign Senshado experts!" She points at your group and every head in the auditorium swivles to look at you and your crew.

You are suddenly very uncomfortable.

>"Um. Hi."
>Nudge Patrick, he's the one who took Speech and Debate.
>Nudge Roy, he's the one who kinda knows a bit about Japan.
>Freeze.

>>24616593
>Laugh.Laugh long and hard.

What do they expect to happen after showing that?

>>24616593
>Nudge Patrick, he's the one who took Speech and Debate.
Incomprehensible Irish accent GO!

>>24616593
>"Um. Hi."

>>24616593
cue patton speech

>>24616587
mix of messy hair, glasses, nice figure, and meiji revolution buff. And she seems rather nice in general.

>"Um. Hi."

>>24616587
For me at least, it's dose' Glasses, and Dat fluffy sex-hair.

>>24616593
Patton time? PATTON TIME.

>>24616593
>Nudge Patrick, he's the one who took Speech and Debate.
Irish Charm and oratory skills GOOOOO

>>24616593
>>"Um. Hi."

>>24616593
>"Um. Hi."
Are we to make a speech now? Woo buddy

>>24616593
>Laugh
>run Patton.exe

>>24616593
>>Nudge Rose, she's the girl here.

Instead of Patton how about we talk about the benefits of knowing how to command several tons of steel to fire upon their enemies.

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>>24616593

>Freeze
>Spaghetti begins to spill from pockets
>Try talking
>Spaghetti spills from mouth
>Rommel giggles

>>24616593
Sup.

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>>24616631
>>24616636
mah brethren from the mother continent

>>24616593
>"Um. Hi."

>>24616653
Seconded.

>>24616593
>"...Ladies."

>>24616758
This.

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>>24616758
Oh jesus this

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>>24616593

"Experts"

>>24616653
thirded

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>>24616758
This

>>24616758

Casting my vote for this.

>>24616781
A wise man once said, an expert is a drip under pressure.

>>24616653
Fourthed.

>>24616758
Tempting but nah

>>24616653
This.

>>24616758
That'll do

>>24616758
So much win

>>24616758
This is amusing enough to warrant a vote

>>24616593
>Pull out our dick and attempt autofellatio right there in front of everyone.
It'd be less moronic than what consensus is going towards.

>>24616862
it might backfire you know or are you even thinking at all?

>>24616653
I like this a helluva lot better than what consensus wants.

Fuck, shooting the ceiling would be better than what consensus wants.

>>24616895
I'd rather pose as the obnoxious flirtatious American than the previous 'Murrica fuck yeah' image.

Besides, it's silly. If anything we can direct the attention back to Rose, or Patrick.
If it achieves a giggle from the assembly, then we're golden.

>>24616916
Yeah, but we already used that last time the consensus was retarded. So now we have to scrape the bottom of the barrel with >>24616887

>>24616922
but the MC is not the womanizer of the group.

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>>24616980

Just because we're not the womanizer doesn't mean we can't spin a mean game ourselves.

>>24617005
>>24616980
x2 to crew experience gain this weekend, might as well go for the win anyway.

>>24617005
>so exposed
>suddenly, spotted
>3 TDs and 2 arty
>>24616980
There's a difference between being a womanizer and being able to interact with a crowd. Especially one that's probably a little weirded out that she just said "experts" then pointed to a bunch of gaijin dudes

>>24616922
With the whole Patton thing, I kinda imagined him as the 'murica type

Man...

SCREW public speaking. You brain rapidly shuts off and turns on several times in about three seconds.

"Er.. Um..." You swallow a bit before trying to compose yourself. You stand attention and nod. "Ladies." They auditorium just stares at you before you realise you're speaking English.

You smile while a bead of sweat rolls down your neck. "It's... It's a pleasure to, uh, be here on this ship and I just hope that..." You think for a second. "Well I hope that we can create a strong team and-..."

Anzu finally saves you. "Thank you, Commander Russell." You swallow, grateful that the school's attention is finally focused back towards the front. You hardly hear what she says next over the sound of your heart attempting to escape your body through your throat. "Their experience is not the only thing that this crew has brought. I ask that we all meet outside in the parking lot." You half-stumble out into the sun. Anzu, Momo and Yuzu fall into step besides you as you walk towards the parking lot. Your mind can't even process what might be under the giant tarp in the middle of it.

It isn't until you're already standing next to it that your brain finally starts to recognize what's going on. By then, Anzu is yelling out to the crowd. "Students or Oorai, I give you Burakku Jakku!" And with that, Momo and Yuzu drag the tarp away.

>Oh God what have they done?!
>Wait, how did you get him out here?!

>>24617064
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


shoulda seen that coming

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>>24617064
>[x] Oh God, what have they done!?!

>>24617064
>Oh God what have they done?!
BITCH WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO MY FUCKING TANK I WILL ASSRAPE YOU SO HARD THAT WHEN I CUM IT HITS THE ROOF OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!

>>24617064
>Oh God what have they done?!

It's covered in flags isn't it.

Also MC is almost as bad at presentations as I am.

>>24616593
>"Um. Hi."

>>24617064
>Oh God what have they done?!
NOT THE TANK. ANYTHING BUT THE PERSHING.

>>24617064
>Oh God what have they done?!

Is someone going to have to slap a jap?

>>24617064
>Oh God what have they done?!
You maniacs! You blew it all up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!

>>24617064
>"No...! NO NO NO!!"

>>24617064
>Hell. The fuck. No.

>>24617064
>Oh God what have they done?!

If they painted the tank, they're dead. All of them.

>>24617064
>Oh God what have they done?!

>>24617064
>>Oh God what have they done?!

captcha: sendeth ductBu

>>24617064
>>Oh God what have they done?!

That is the last fucking straw bitches.

You mislead us, you force others to do it even though they don't want to, and now this.

It. Is. ON.

>>24617064
God help them if they fucked it up.

>>24617127
ductBu will surely save us.

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>>24617064
>YOU MONSTERS
>WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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>>24617064
KILL THEM ALL! WE CAN CLAIM INSANITY!

>Oh god what have they done
It's time to go AMERICA all over their asses.

>Oh God what have they done?!

>>24617064
OH GOD HERE WE GO
>Oh God what have they done?!

>>24617131
Is dueling still legal in japan? if so can we challenge the ankle-biter to Artillery pieces at dawn?

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>>24617064

>WHAT IN THE NAME OF PATTON'S GHOST HAVE YOU DONE TO MY TANK, YOU NIP NONG BITCHES?!

>>24617064
Go up to the student council, cross our arms, and rant.
"Look, fuck you, fuck the ship you go to school on, fuck dem shoes, fuck dem socks wit da bell on it, fuck yogay-ass fairy faggot writing system, fuck dat stupid monocle, fuck yo sailor suit uniforms, fuck yo skirts, fuck yo sweet potatoes, fuck Gackt, fuck Norio Wakamoto, fuck Aya Hirano. I'm from America. My president is black and my tank is green nigga. Now get da fuck off my boat. And if I see you in the street I'm slappin' the shit outta ya."

>>24617064
I'd be bout to slap a bitch

They probably just painted it black.

>>24617198
At the risk of sounding like one of those 'Murrica! idiots, I'd rather take the simple route and punch her in the fucking face.

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>>24617064

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>>24617212

You. I like you.

>>24617212
>fuck Norio Wakamoto

Too far nigga. Too far.

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>>24617237
You never punch girls. Not even if they've defiled your tank. Did Dan Eagleman teach you nothing?

>>24617227
I'm legally obligated to reply to you and mention the Rolling Stones.