The ball's in your court, /tg/
>>24506915This will only end poorly....FOR YOU
>>24506931Lets have a go, ya mug.
>>24506940You already loss
>>24506940ya dun goofed
>>24506959A NEW CHALLENGER APPEARS
>>24506959HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!
>>24506896Wait, what edition is this?
>>24506959>>24506966I saw that at a playground once. I almost died.
>>24506955>>24506950Where's your image, faggot?game still on, trianglefag doesn't count.
Not so fast, Kaiba!
>>24506988Dear lord, what is this clusterfuck of a game?! I mean, adding the Triangle splatbook is fun and all, but you should really add the 5x5 field splat aswell then. AND ADDING SQUARE SPLAT ONTOP OF THAT?! My god.
>>24506988Yeah? Now what?
>>24506998Don't think so, Tim.Either your lose or it ends in a draw.
>>24506988You activated my squaretrap!
>>24507011You are literally the biggest idiot I've ever seen.
>it's five in the morning and the most interesting thing to me right now is a bad game of MSpaint tic tac toe on the internetWhat has happened to my life
>>24507029It went to shit like everyone else here.Also I have been tabled.Good move, OP, I am impressed.
help me debug this game /tg/3 rows to win
>>24507028Got your back
>>24507028Oh yeah? I say C4 to sink your dragon. Too bad for you that I am a fucking champion in Battleshiptactoe
>>24507028Triangle to B3
>>24507011FOOL! YOU SOUGHT TO CHALLENGE THE MASTER AT HIS OWN GAME!?POWER AND GLORY IS MINE!
>>24507066That's D1 !Along the corridor and up the stairs faggot!
>>24507087D1 in old boring Battleship, is C4 y new and cool Battleshiptactoe.
>>24507080At least I admitted defeat and not be vainglorious faggot who bragged his victory over a pre school game of Xsies and Osies. But congrats, you win.
>>24507105Is a Lich, what do you want.
>>24507087He must be playing on the British version.
>>24507121nah, the only difference in the British verison is that its called Naughts and Crosses.
Now with perspective!
>>24507149Where'd that sneaky triangle go? And the ship for that matter.
>>24507149Dare you enter the magical realm of Advanced Tictac & Toe?
>>24507066Aerial superiority - now what?
>>24507171I sacrifice my circle to unleash a hurricane on your plane!
>>24507171Playing your plane in the reach of my knight? Thanks, mate!
>>24507222I think green is at play
>>24507197Oh hardball is it big man?Suck on my submarine you casual
>>24507248Convergence of timelines! Deal with this knight!
>>24507216flying lion > Horse
Do you guys NOT see the severity if the situation?The SkullLich has attained the ancient powers of Tic-Tac-Toe, THE KINGDOM IS IN PERIL, WE'RE ALL IN GRAVE FUCKING DANGER
>>24507285suuuuuuure, and im Queen of the England.
>>24507300But you ARE the Queen of England, your Majesty.
>>24507235twicered already has three thingieswait we can't let him do two right after another that's an instant winmaybe being one behind will just have to be a handicap for being late
>>24507300Well my beloved queen if you could care more about the outside world other than on Christmas then please understand the severity of the situation.All hail you and all that my queen.
To the Queen of England,Ye kingdom of old is of horse shit.Signed,Germany
>>24507364Ah yeah, tell me that to my face while playing Tic Tac Toe instead of online and see what happens!
>>24507326I build a research center on my square and call it a turn.
I'm removing greenit just doesn't workI hope you won't take it personally
>>24507364>Germany>Being a rude bastardSounds about right. Just how much of your language is insults, anyways? About 60%, give or take 5% depending on the quantity of alcohol involved?
>>24507400That's a disturbingly quick answer.
>>24507402Deal with it, queer.
>>24507416Now say it in german
This is where the game is going to pick upwe're getting a few consecutive rows now
>>24507398>>24507402>exactly one minute apart
>>24506988>Not so fast, Kaiba!I'm in holding my sides in face-down position!
>>24507450I have no Idea what your talking aboutI see a whole lot of blockings in both our futures
>>24507497the trick is to think more than one step aheadand anticipate this
Rolled 4Reserve roll.
>>24507566My terminators enter via deep strike by teleporting onto the field.
>>24507590Termies got boulder-rushed
I messed upI had a plan somewhere down the line but I lost tracknow I'm suppressing all my tic tac toe instincts to not black your row
>>24507670>>24507546you've both missed opportunities to block.Now I've got to stay in the damn thread to see how it plays out.
>>24507639I don't think that dragon's gonna like where that boulder's going...
aaaaaaaaaaand I do believe that's a win, 3 rows right?>>24507684I did that on purpose, I sacrificed a lifepoint to win the game yugioh style
>>24507420I think we've met a rare one this time folks, a german who knows that the world does not worship his land. Look as he struggles to get a dominant position just with tales of so called "beautiful language" and "rich culture".Look as he constantly puffs his chest whenever he talks about his homeland like a polish immigrant squating at the subway station.Truly a beautiful specimen.
>>24507737not so sure about winning the game because of it, but I guess it's down to which places Red takes.
>>24507737shit I didn't see the diagonal onenice one
>>24507777blue has two points, you need three points to winand red is in the classical tic tac toe stranglehold over the last point where there are two potential point only one of wich can be blockedthe only way red could win would be to score his third point in the last round but alas, that is impossible
>>24507737let us finish the game for completionist sake
>>24507639Play cavern for beast and drop thragtusk.Game?
So now that the 3-d tic tac toe is overwhat point can be improved upon?I can't mention the cluttered interface because that would automatically make me a sour loser, but what about the point system, is the three rows a good move? Are the possible rows satisfactory?
>>24507876>Battlechesstactoehammer: the Gathering
>>24507876I'll get your cavern under control as soon as my military finishes partying around that statue.
I claim this sector with my environment cardgood luck faggots
>>24507994Why is it over? There are lots of moves left.
Rolled 1, 3, 5, 6, 6 = 21>>24507639Rolling my armor saves.
>>24508384I summon a Dimension Door and end my turn
>>24508429fixed the image - only 1 termie died.>>24508481I'm really not mspainting fast enough.
>>24508501>>24508481DAWN OF THE FINAL TURN24 MOVES REMAIN
>>24508530Oh shit! My bad.
>>24508530>the game enters it's final phase! Who will be victorious?
>>24508530Gotta pull out the big guns for this one. The streak is on the line
>>24508588Glorious Britannia claims the swamp as part of it's mighty empire.Oh, and this cave too.
>>24508641>Forgeting the image
>>2450865322 moves remain
>>24508653Undertake rallies the termies to direct their forces at the Moon
>>24508398Tic tac toe is played until the winning condition is met or there are no moves leftin this case the winning condition was met because blue got three three-in-a-rows
>>24508889>HE PLAYED HULK HOGANThis will negate most of Undertaker's leadership bonus, and the Undertaker/Terminator squad will be embroiled in hand to hand combat for several turns, at least.A devilish move, and one that could turn the game in that guy's favor.WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT
>>24508933>WHAT WILL HAPPEN NEXT>implying the undertaker can lose during Wrestlemaina
>>24508952Yeah it's GG, the deadman is invincible at wrestlemania
>>24508952he doesnt need the undertaker to lose. he just need him to be unusable for the next couple of turns
>>2450895221 - 1You'll see
>>24508979i mean yeah outside of kayfabe of course the man is going to do the honors at wrestlemania 30
>>24508889I play government produced food safety superheroes.
>>24508979>>24508977>>24508952With the undertakers leadership and combat bonus gone and taking into account how close the terminators are to the board edge they could easily be tabled.
>>24508989The hurricane is over, but things are looking bad. I have no choice. I have to use...
>>24509016THATNOWait, what does "That" do, again? I don't have my rulebook handy.
>>24509016I upgrade the trio of superheroes to homoerotic dwarves.
>>24509032This is exactly what that does
>>2450905616 moves remain
>>24509035While supereffective against the wrestlers, the Dragon will kill them in one turn.Unless the moon's already killed the dragon? I really don't know
>>24509056You left him unguarded. He is mine. My victory march begins now.
>>24509082>not using a masterballWay to waste a turn
>>24509082>>24509095That was more of a crowd pleaser than anything imo. The viewers at home fucking LOVE pokemon
>mfw the four tabs I have up is this, immortality thread, /tg/, and a paper I'm writing on immortalityGod dammit /tg/, what the hell is happening with my life?Incidentally, Hulk has -10 to pokebreaks, so it's actually possible he gets caught here; comes with being too strong and not having enough agility.
>>24509016>The hurricane is over>Or is it?Stand Back!
Rolled 38 + 10>>24509138>>24509095>>24509082rolling for pokebrake
Rolled 38 + 10>>24509165damnitt that plus is supposed to be a minusBUT HOLYSHIT HIS CAUGHT!!!
>>24509165Failed! Hulk Hogan was caught! Would you like to give a nickname to the captured Hulk Hogan?
>>24509082>with the hurricane removed the bombing run recommences, remove battleship
>>24509191You are focusing on all the wrong parts of the board.Incidentally, I nicknamed him Alimony Checks.
>>24509230The triangle evolves into a new form!Wh... what is it?
>>24509252Who could be behind this turn of events?
>>24509252Well done, you prevented the mass duplication of the homoerotic dwarf victory. I haven't seen counter-play like this since 1897. I suppose there's only only way to lock you down and attack now...Obvious, I know, but it's always worked for me.
Lets goSelect move and I playno forced capture and no multicapturecheck king to winMen move one square diagonally forward. and capture by jumpingthe red pieces are white guysmen evolve to dama, that is a bishop that capture by jumping
>>24509277Okay, so I can figure this out all the way up to God, but who's the blue face and that black statue thing
>>24509311PS: Pawns can't move 2 step on any rank other than the second onecaptcha:songs rwithu
>>24509274The JIDF arrives to defend!
i summon commissar swanson to boost my nazis
>>24509334It's about time you did, that dopey smiley face had a shitty leadership bonus
I come back for the first time in 10 weeks and this is what I seegg /tg/, gg
>>24509274Admirable! But you seem to have forgotten the Star of David that was already implanted in this thread before you were able to notice!NOW IS OUR HOUR, FELLOW JEWS! DESTROY THEM ALL!UNLEASH THE JEW-BEAM UPON ALL OF ROW B!
>>24509365>This is why you refresh before posting, to make sure your slow as fuck response isnt after someone else's play.
>>24509365Might as well play an indestructible piece now that those tiles are free.
>>24509311I will startPawn F3- f4
>>24509423>>24509311OKNOW?Black to play
>>24509423>>24509311OKNOW??Black to play
>>24509422You need to play baby to make him indestructableI mean, if someone plays another martial artist -
>>24509311>>24509457PS: more rules I forgot to sayThere is no time rulesbecause of the way zillion works, trefold repetition is forced draw (didnt found a way to change that)there is no 50 move rule (didnt found a way to add that)you cant request a draw
>>24509468see>>24509448Bruce Lee killed his master
>>24509487Harvesting the wood to play ladders was a smart move. I see what you did there.
How many turns do we have left before the moon kills us all?
>>24509487I put my meeple down and score the area, I believe that's 28 points for me.
>>24509523I call ooga-booga-loo, then play Calvinball Maxed and deny.
>>24509522As of now, 4.
>>24509523The Undertaker and the Terminators move through cover and purge the heretical ladders with holy fire
>>24509556>>24509565See >>24509547, I already denied the Moon, so no worries. If anyone pulls a Hobbes gambit we're fucked, though.
>>24509584but you didnt update the board so it doesnt count
>>24509562I better invest in the bottom corner. The time is now.
My sides have launched away from earth at such a velocity that they can now only be observed by the Hubble Deep Space Telescope.
That research station has been sitting undisturbed for early 30 turns.....
Rolled 7>>24509511g3-h4Rolling for morale
No worries, I was just having issues getting the image to load
>>24509618The Knight can pick up the ocarina and turn back time.
>>24509646submarine here much. MUCH longer...
>>24509653>>24509618DIVERGENT BOARDSTHE UNIVERSE IS SHITTING ITSELF
>>24509523Ought to be noted, there isn't a single X or O left.
>>24509647sorry about being late
>>24509664Well done, but you've sacrificed a turn to save us both, while I continue to march towards victory.
>>24509670OH GODTHIS REQUIRES RULE FOURTEENTHE BOARDS MUST BECOME ONE
>>24509726I HAVE THIS COVERED
>>24509726>>24509739STAND BACKi got this
>>24509664BONGBONGBONGEND OF THE FINAL D->pick up the ocarina and turn back time.START OF THE FINAL NIGHTTWELVE POSTS REMAIN
>>24509768FUCK, I THOUGHT CALVINBALL GOT MAXED? WHO PULLED THE HOBBES?
>>24509758Oh dear god.
I DECLARE A WHO WAR.WHO ARE YOU ROOTING FOR?
>>24509768You fools underestimate the power of the Swagtusk!
>>24509842The meeple of course.
>>24509768REQUEST EXTERMINATUS! IT'S THE ONLY WAY
>>24509842There's only one logical choice.
>>24509842Check and mate.
THATS IT IM ENDING THIS NOW!!!i call upon the inquisitor while involking Dr.Who time paradox to affect both boards.If the inquisitor is not stopped on both boards within two turns the game ends as he calls exterminatus
>>24509958>>24509988Objection overruled, Exterminatus is not declared due to special event: EMPEROR AWAKENS.
>>24510008>The Doctor was the Emperor all along!
>>24510016Well. That settles that.
A challenger appears straight from the shores of hell.
>>24510016FTFY. Your emperor is a corpse!
this is the best thread on tg right now
i have no idea what the fuck is going on
>>24510145come on man it tic tac toe
>>24510133Joke's on you. This is STANDARD.
>>24510145Noughts and Crosses: Insanity Edition
>>24510145This is what happens when people play triangles.
>>24510145Someone stepped up the game and played a triangleThings escalated
>>24510207It's a fucking slippery slope, man.
>>24510133>Counters target SPELL.>Mirror force is a TRAP card.Try again.
>>24510145It's Tic Tac ToOH MY GOD
>>24510227NO! You're wrong, that's biased, you know nothing about Magic I've been playing for 15 years I request a Ref ruling!!!
>This threadThanks for the laugh /tg/. I need to start coming here more often.
Heads up, jackie added a swastika to the roguelike. German nationalism will rise one day, and when it does it'll all be over for Allied powers unless you nip the fourth Reich in the bud.
>>24510268I don't see any mana to tap. Quit putting down cards like you know what you're doing.
So, where do you guys get your Tic Tac Toe sheets at, guys? I torrented a beta .pdf and print them out myself.
>>24510263The Nazi seize the research station. 3-in-a-row achieved.
>>24510283Anon we're playing tic tac tOH MY GOD, not M:tG
>>24510300>>24510282I TRIED TO WARN YOUYOU DIDN'T LISTEN
>>24510300>Nazi's winSee /tg/ this is what happens when you houserule!You only have yourselves to blame!
We're playing this to 5 right?Best of 5 wins all
>>24510300But wait! The Imperium is attacking!
Someone has to screencap just the first post, and the last version of the board in this thread.
>>24510300Classic play. Should have been opposed with a Churchill Defence or an Indiana Gambit. But he was lured into the highstakes Emperor-Trap diversion. The 1992 Grand Masters was won in a similar fashion if I recall correctly, though it used an Asian Landwar Feint.
>>24510325!!!We can do this allies, one turn! Make it count!Hang on, how many moves since we turned back time?
>>24510325But anon, the nazi will still win next turn!
>>24510348>>24510325using the instant to be able to get the termies into nazi territorywell played anon
>>24510371Not if I have something to say about it!
>>24510371>one turnThat's more then I need.
PLAY SCISSORS TO COUNTER THE PAPER CARDS GOD DAMMIT
>>24510363IIRC, the 1998 World Tournament ended up something like this...but someone did exactly what the previous anon said not to, and dropped a hobbes gambit after a Maxed Calvinball.
>>24510383>WorldfireOh boy, here we go.
>>24510401But they are cardboard, not paper!
>>24510401But then rocks would fall and everyone dies
>>24507789>pretty sneaky sis
>>24510383OH SHIT, HE ACTUALLY PULLED OFF AN EXTERMINATUS GAMBIT?
>>24507994maybe just go until the board is filled
>>24510383The 3/3 beast tokens should ensure victory for MtG. I'm drawing a cleaned board now.
So, back to square one it is?
>>24510383>Nazi victory denied yet againI guess it happens pretty oven
>>24510458Unfortunately not, the Emperor's Delayed Strike ability ensures MAD. If life total of player using The Emperor Awakens drops to 1 or lower, The Emperor Awakens uses Delayed Strike: Regardless of what happens in the previous turn, The Emperor Awakens deals ten points of unblockable damage to everyone on the board, including the players.
>>24510458I figure we should at least have the lines
>>24510482circles are superior
>>24510474That's bad even for Carlos.
>>24510408That does cause play to happen in a different field. Yet still we reach a similar endgame. That said, this is resolving very differently, Exterminatus Gambit using Worldfire instead of the classic Last Minute Hero Moment. It's stronger against the Ozymandias Rebuke, but a bit of an all in play.
>>24510502It's not a spell, it's an ability. So unless you're attempting to use that on wildfire, it won't work.
>>24510506I'm upgrading your shit.
>>24510523>not raging goblin
>>24510458Starting off heavy handed.
>>24510523MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.>>24510526Of course it's not Raging Goblin. No one likes goblins.
>>24510511The thing is, Emperor's Delayed Strike would basically negate a Last Minute Hero Moment. Even a Big Damn Hero wouldn't work; it would draw the game out for a little bit longer, but would still end with both players losing.
>>24510525your move>>24510529Thragtusk doesn't trigger, he was exiled before the wildfire.
>>24510529I play Sinistar in attack position.
>>24510544Thragtusk triggers when he leaves the battlefield, including exile.
>>24510551>>24510544>>24510542I don't know what the fuck is going on. How about we just give the win to the mtg guys and cal it a game?
>>24510569But MTG lost to WH40k who killed themselves, so how would they win?
>>24510569They haven't got that very good board position. Hard to make that into a 3-in-a-row. Also Angel's Grace prevented anyone from winning that turn.
>>24510539B-but anon, I play goblins...It's the only deck I have since i'm a filthy casual.
Actually guys, technically the moon won, since more than twelve turns passed and nobody played the song of time again, we just forgot to update the map.
>>24510551Vidya threatens the win!
>>24510599I guess... Although I can't really say much, seeing as I play burn. So much fun.
>>24510613No man, Maxed Calvinball dropped a denial on it.
>>24510613>letting the moon win
>>24510613Holy fuck, we let the moon win? We're all terrible.
>>24510629Oh shit, there's nothing we can do...As what's-his-face said..."You'll never defeat Androooooossssss!"
>>24510629Horus wants to prove he is the best space villain.
>>24510652Well, it was either the moon or the nazis.
>>24510700A wild Patamon has appeared!
>>24510709I think it was the nazis.threeinarow's instantly end the game. the only way to stop it would bet to play something before the nazis captured the station.The moon was reset as the ocarina was played and was activated by the knight.
I'm impressed a thread this creative could reach autosage.
someone archive this
>>24510817Angel's Grace in response stopped the nazis. Worldfire stopped the Imperium. No winner.>>24510834Done. Vote for it.
>>24510640Nah it got Worldfired along with everything else.
this thread has received 2 of 4 requests needed to trigger archival.
>>24511200You do know of suptg, right?
I love it when /tg/ plays Calvinball
>>24511604>post mentioning suptg is just the quest archive>post telling quest hater to filter archive>hurr quests>muh quests