the adventure continues here!Your COMMBEAD begins to ringfor people who want to block:quest questhread boone boonequest anime weaboo 40 warhammer culexus
>>24502474Take the call.
THROW THE COMBEAD ON THE GROUND. YOU DO WHAT YOU WANT!
>>24502474Let's do this. Take the call.
>>24502474Obviously, I push select.
>>24502497>>24502524>>24502539Nice to hear a familiar voice. If a stern one.
Hang that shit up and order a space pizza.Good old gene-o's.
>>24502584What the deuce
>>24502584All the happiest messages start with, "I want you to know everyone's alive".
>>24502584stay calm and FLIP THE FUCK OUT.
>>24502584Blame the space mexicans under your breath.
>>24502584We can walk and talk right? Go back to Connie.
>>24502652This. After we've eaten the Marshmallows and retrieved the Laspistol Powerpack from the fire.
>>24502652That may be a little advanced for Boone, but I am sure she can try. We need our marshmallows anyway.
>>24502596>>24502613The news chills you a little.
>>24502710Oh shit. Something's happening.
>>24502710FUCK. DROP KICK EVERY DOOR CLOSED. NOW.
>>24502710Every- *sniff* day's good - *whimper*, when you're... you're... boone...
>>24502710Shit's going down. Run to the fire, scoff those Marshmallows and retrieve the Laspistol powerpack. We're gonna need it.
>>24502710oh shit. hey, who is Torokvei, again? also GET TO CONNIE NAO.
>>24502710...That son of a bitch.Insult our weight. Steal our coins. Shove us into the mindscape. Those were all forgivable with death.Hurting Nel? That's three different categories of OVER THE FUCKING LINE.Kick the wall in frustration and begin plotting elaborate ways to reduce Waldrip to his component atoms.
>>24502751The mechanic we went outside of the framework to save.
>>24502792There's only one thing we must do.Avenge Her!
>>24502792right. question got answered when post before you mentioned "nel" but thanks all the same.GET TO CONNIE AND LET OUT SHOUTS OF RAGE.TIME TO HULK OUT, BOONE!
Oh, shit, is this because of what I said on the phone?
Rolled 18>>24502792OH SHITGET THE MARSHMALLOWSLOAD THE LASPISTOLFIND SAPPPERFORATE HER BRAIN
>>24502710>>24502815Motherfucking showdown time!
>>24502845also, I forgot PSYKER BLOOD RAGE GOGOGO>and then boone was suddenly catapulted to planet destroying levels of power
>>24502750>>24502751>>24502753You run back to the MARHMALLOWS and retrieve your mallows. You chomp them down and get 3PSY points. you recover your LAS CARTRIDGE that now has 6 shots in it.On to the commissar!can i get a heal check?
TIME TO WRECK THIS SPINDLY MUTANT'S SHIT BACK INTO THE WARP BOONE.MAKE HIM WISH HE NEVER FUCKING MET THAT HERETICAL ICE CREAM HATING BITCH.
Rolled 5>>24502890D10 right?
Rolled 9 + 5>>24502867"Let me go! I must heal the wounded!"The radio said, "No, Boone. Nel is the wounded."And then Boone was a Greater Daemon of Khorne.
>>24502901This guy's first. We will not be a daemonhost yet.
>>24502908NO ANON THAT'S A BAD ANON
>>24502901>>24502901>>24502901>>24502901DON'T WORRY, WE'RE FINE
>>24502908well....this guy did the right roll..better roll for phenomina, chum!heals gonna work, though
Rolled 9>>24502941Well, shit. Best take our lumps.
>>24502952We got an itch.
>>24502952BLOODY 'ELL, WE GET TURNED TO ORKZ TEMPORARILYTIME TO WAAAGGGGHHHH
Maybe it's just me, but does it seem like we roll a lot of 9s?
>>24502990Just our luck, I guess.
>>24502990A Psychic Phenomenon roll is d%; a 9 is almost literally nothing.
>>24502967Your shoulders itch a little, but the sight of the Commissar returning to her feet and thanking you makes you break even with PSY points.You still have three.
>>24502998looted commissar>>24502918>boone=seras>seras=usually weak but occasionally becomes earthshakingly powerful but uncontrollable during bloodrage>boone overdue for bloodrage
>>24502990Two 9's is actually a good thing. The first is likely to succeed, the second only gives you a minor phenomena.
>>24503080"I heard something back in the other room. Now that you're here, I think we can face it."
>>24503080I really think we should get done whatever we need to still do as quickly as possible and get out of Dodge before something bad happens again.
>>24503101"To the right or left?" she asks flexing her fingers and rolling her shoulders approvingly at her mended bones.
>>24503146exactly, let's start by SHOVING OUR BOOT UP THAT HERETIC PSYCKER'S PUSS OOSING ASS!
>>24503158We can go more right?
>>24503146GM Talk:Nothing else bad is going to happen. WALDRIP just attacked NEL because you managed to hit him in a sore spot.If you exit this level you still have the UPPER admech to go through next time before getting back to the OVERWORLD.
>>24503158I thought the path ended after the vox.
>>24503158The disconcerting noises are coming from the left.
>>24503191Will going to the upper levels mean a new thread, or do you already have that part mapped?
>>24503191>overworld >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBISfv-6hfook, serious mode now, let's start moving, carefully, toward the upper admech and see if there's anything useful in there, before we head out
>>24503195it does, but between the vox and the bin there was another door.>>24503202Yep.
>>24503191Okay, so there's no urgency. Nevermind, then. Better to play it safe.
>>24503219Well, what are we waiting for? Get that door open.
>>24503210To the left is the exit to the UPPER TEMPLE, this will end the thread.To the right is another door with a riddle and potential lewt.I guess you could come back for it, though, I mean if nothing else happens.
>>24503219Let's check out the other door, then, unless the noises are getting louder, in which case it can wait.
>>24503247Lewt? How can we not. I say right.Clearly provoking Waldrip is to be avoided in the future. Though if we wanted to mess with him we shouldn't have half-assed it like that. It only makes em mad if you only insult.
>>24503292Hey, don't look at me; I was trying to tell him that killing us wouldn't make her love him.
>>24503252>>24503235The second room marked "PROCESSING" is jammed, but fortunately the commissar is able to force the door open.It's some sort of surgical prep room.There is an operating table with 3 peoples belongings on them. And a secure as hell colour coded button safe.it's bad place this room. People have died here. The wrong way.
>>24503326Loot everything again, then check the safe.
>>24503326Examine STUFF and SAFE.
>>24503326What's with the teddy?
>>24503326examine the note and the ticket-thing.
>>24503363can we keep him?>no, it's chaos.
>>24503338>>24503354>>24503363>>24503388>>24503390All three PERSONAL EFFECTS are labled.1. Seems to be a BUSINESS CARD for a DIVINER, it reads "I know and I see all, I've got your numberright here in my Tarot CardsI've got my Crystal Ball, I see the futureask me anything you want"2. Is a LETTER, I guess a final message to a loved one that reads "Elizabeth, this is it. I"m joing you up in heaven darling. Here it comes."3. Is a CUDDLY WHITE TIGER that when squeezed, rather perplexingly extoles the virtues of antioxident recaff in an authorative deep voice.
>>24503474This has the Voxman's fingerprints all over it.Sing:I've got the magic to see what's inside of you're Lover's heart I know who you want to be cause I see it in your number chart.
>>24503474No, Commissar. I got a little shocked while trying to heal you, but it's nothing.
>>24503474Examine SAFE PANEL.
>>24503507Nothing happens. Nice voice, though.>>24503530She nods."Just be sure to take care of yourself."
>>24503583it's a panel. it makes you feel safe.
>>24503610Well, who here's played Bust a Groove?
>>24503610Ok so first button is pink?...I dunno what the others might be just yet, cogitating.
>>24503633Pinky's song. Well spotted.
>>24503665So just press the pink button?Man, Trydusians are terrible at passwords.
>>24503610white tiger...tea? Made from blueberries, strong antioxidants. Last button is blue?
Let me guess, the middle one is red?
>>24503650So, pink, then something else, then blue.What could the note mean?
>>24503474> I"m joing you up in heaven darling...Look up?
>>24503689That's a bingo, the SAFE dings once.>>24503731Yep>>24503705That's not the hint, I had in mind but it's right!You recieve:VEHICLE KEYS WITH A DOOR GARAGE BUTTONSPARE PLASMA FLASKRED DOT SITELALL THE THENEZZ AUGER SPARE PARTS YOU CAN CARRY
>>24503805>VEHICLE KEYS WITH A DOOR GARAGE BUTTONThe chimera is calling.
>>24503805Oh shit...all the them auger parts...TELEPORT-IN-EVERYONE.
>>24503861I think there's just one left. Kas Grin, if my guess is correct. Here's hoping his current personality is a guy with spare mechanical arms.
>>24503896Yeah I think there was one choice left, but we mashed all the buttons last time around. Saved our spare part to patch up Locke instead, now we can have our cake and eat it.If thats all thats left downstairs head up to the main temple? Hand over PLASMA to Raege, red dot our las pistol for even deadlier nutshots? When we find someone that can tech use it for us.
>>24503928The RED DOT SIGHT fits oto RAEGES AUTOPISTOL meaning she will no longer miss.She also ACCEPTS the PLASMA FLASK allowing her to switch her plasma pistol to high yield.>>24503896There are two left to teleport in. Green and BlackRAEGE, Insensed by your minor injuries and recent events, takes a run up all the way to the left and instantly DECAPIPUNCHES the mutated techpriest waiting there.Time to go up.
Rolled 3>>24503993We already sent in black, right? Toullemonde?Roll to avoid fangirling.
>>24504018Fangirl away, Boone. Fangirl away.
>>24504114In more seriousness is there anything else we can do for Nel? It was kind of our fault she got hurt...at least, we're the one that provoked Waldrip into attacking her.
>>24504124The best thing we can do for her right now is get back at the sumbitch what done it to her and the best way we can do that is figure out how to teleport a meltabomb into his colon.
>>24504134Well, and heal her. And give her a new arm. She's a tech-adept, she'll take that in stride.
>>24504124We can focus on the job and hone our abilities to the point where we have a chance in hell against Waldrip.No one's safe while he's alive.
>>24503993And now we play the waiting game.
>>24504338Aw, the waiting game sucks. Let's play Hungry Hungry Hippos.
>>24504379But I want to play Snakes and Ladders!
>>24504445We play the game of MEN, chess./tg/ rules.
Sorry comp crashed.>>24504018Toullemonde was a result of all 4 buttons being pushed. there is still black and green.You manage to avoid fangirling.>>24504124>>24504134Nel will be fine. She will go through the rest of the game with 1 arm, but that'll work out. She may be hesitant to get back out there, but as a GM, there's nothing else you NEED her for. best just keep her safe.You and Raege enter the lift as it slowly trundles up. Now is a good time to ask Raege questions or tell her anything.Brilliant work today guys.
>>24504641"Whats the inquisition going to do with any survivors of this incident?"
>>24504641Well, time to try some Imperium-approved pickup lines."You know, I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies."
>>24504641Ask about the birds and the bees to lighten the mood (yes let's go with that)
>>24504641"Can we keep Nel? And that sniper lady, and Locke's sister, and everyone else?" (names elude me, but basically every party member who we first met on this planet)
>>24504641Serious face time, because we are serious as fuck."Minhelm called me while you were unconscious. Waldrip - Sapp's pet psyker, I mean - tried to kill someone we escorted out of the facility. She was a good friend, and incredibly strong-willed, and he ripped her arm off. Apparently, he loves Sapp, and the only way he thinks he can prove that is by killing me.""Will... will you not love - I mean, respect me, if I can't kill him alone? Do you want to be helping me, always?"
>>24504641Draw Request: At some point, do Boone without dyed hair.
Can someone archive this thread later?
>>24502474>for people who want to block:You're supposed to put that shit in the subject field, batshit-for-brains.
>>24504707" We will process the survivors and soldiers, and retake this facility for the Imperium, as its original owners intended.">>24504713"I understand the concept. Not the appeal.">>24504753"That's not my decision, but if you feel they have merit, and no other unit will claim them, i will vouche for them and your support of them.">>24504844"Another deluded fool, serving a false idol. it matters not who or how he is destroyed. Only that he is. Respect has nothing to do with it."
>>24505008my bad. I'll know next time.
>>24505050Well... Do you respect me?
>>24505050"Yeah...'process' the survivors. I know the drill, was hoping we could spare some of them the mind cleansing or servitordom. These people that have helped me have done the Emporer's work and deserved to be rewarded by putting them in his service."
Well Gentlemen, it's been fun. See you all next time.Polite Sage.
Guys... which geniuses thought that it was a great idea to needle Waldrip? When we met him in the dreamscape it was obvious that he was unhappy and uncertain, but by being antagnoistic asshats you pushed him away from us. Nel's injury is on your heads.
>>24506652It's only a flesh wound, she'll be fine.