Twenty episodes? Really? That's nuttier than squirrel shit.Anyways, you're on the way to the ADMECH TEMPLE. Today's gonna be a little tricky, sorry.A few handy words for people who wanna block dis:quest boonequest boone anime fagot weeaboo warhammer 40k
>>24496610best saturday night ever.and by ever I mean this month.
>>24496637It's Happening AGAIN!Shame that I'm going to miss it.
>>24496683>that imageHah fuck I lol'd, would have been even better if the guy on the inside wasn't the same faction as the scary dude outside
>>24496610>high fever>massive backlog of work>check /tg/>Boone QuestMy weekend just broke even.
This is how you're doing.Lastly, a refesher on your own powersSPECTRAL HANDS: Anything Boone can see, that she could move with her hands, she can move with her mind. Pretty basic stuff. Range is about 30 metres. May be sustained with successful PSYCHIC tests without spending another PSY POINT, unless you fail. Then the object drops (say for example you were using SPECTRAL HANDS to move a dangerous substance for more than one screen. Threshold 10.TELEPATHY: Allows you to read the surface thoughts of a character. They are generally not aware of this. Threshold 10HEAL: You close the surface wounds of a character of your choice. Heals 20% of their maximum health per casting. Less effective on the heavily mechanized Threshold 7FLASHBANG: A support skill. If Boone uses FLASHBANG during a battle then her team members get a free attack in addition to the round that just played. Theoretically, as long as Boone keeps casting FLASHBANG, opponents will never get a chance to hit back. Threshold 6To do psychic rolls: 1d10+58's or 9's mean pheomena, due to the psy-hood's upgrade also weakening the veil slightly.However, rolling an 8 will never escalate to perils.
TOULLEMONDE, not wanting anything to happen to the BADASS REAPPROPRIATED JET FIGHTER opts to let you out at the temple, and then fly in circles.You are at the ADMECH TEMPLE with RAEGE and LOCKE.The door is very thick and locked.
>>24497351I meant to add, there is a KEYPAD though.
>>24497351Is there a visible lock?
>>24496998Examine the keypad?
>new boone quest>it hasn't been six months yetCan't fool me, Tzeentch.
>>24497369>>24497376Pretty standard 4 punch code.There seems to be a hint of sorts written above the door. Too bad it is etched in binary.
>>24497477See if Locke can make any sense of it.If it comes to it Raege can just punch the door down.
>>24497351Melta bomb the sucker.
>>24497477The code is 1111.
>>24497477>meet the spy
>>24497545MILLY has one. You don't.>>24497505Locke begins muttering something about being overworked, but begins translating it.>>24497574You punch in this code and the store swings open. RAEGE nods approvingly.
So far so good. The ADMECH TEMPLE has a cool sterility to it that makes a pleasent change to the mines.
>>24497666Lets do this.
>>24497823Start looking around. How big is this place?
Keep an eye out for any Sapp troopers and advance.
You know we should take this opportunity to tell Raege just how much we love her and how we wish we could take five minutes from all this to fuck her harder than a space marine kills heretics.
>>24497876A klaxon sounds and a panel gives way.Apparently the temple's anti mutant automated defence includes psykers. Who knew?Man, it's a long way down.
>>24497927Cling onto Raege.
The amount of replies this gets compared to shitty writequests makes me sad.
>>24497939NO! bury our face in Raege's tits. We're going to die anyways.
>>24497927Locke, levitate over that and see if you can find a panel or something to disable this alarm response. Before servitors with guns or worse show up.
SPECTRAL HANDS to give you a boost so you can grab the side of the pit!
>>24497927Wait, did the other two fall down or what?
Rolled 6 + 5>>24497967oops here's the roll.
>>24497959Turns out a good scare can double responses.
>>24497939>>24497962You flail in the darkness as you plummet, the commissars hand finds your and pulls you towards her. You feel her shoulders behind your own as she tells you not to panic, then...BAM!!!Huh...wasn't so bad.
>>24498091What just happened?!Are they dead?>>24498053You were right.
>>24498091MAKE SURE RAEGES BODACIOUS RACK IS INTACT!
>>24498091Okay, check to see if we're dead.
>>24497959I think Quests get the response they deserve. I like the little smart, clear thinking group we got here. keeps it tight.
>>24498091A light source would be nice.And see if we can't get in a stealth grope while it's dark.
>>24498108With our tongue, of course.
>>24498110I'm just perplexed as to why anyone would prefer the shovelware of the writequests as to this here quality drawfag work. No sir, you keep up the good work.
You roll of a soft surface, revealed to be the Commissar. You are utterly unhurt.The commissar, who absorbed the impact, though, will require 3 healing checks to regain conciousness. She is breathing, though.
>>24498139Because Boonequest is so infrequent, only the most dedicated of fans follow it.
>>24498091Falling damage hurts like a mother. Wait for eyes to adjust?
>>24498145RECOVER THE HAT!Also give Raege some PEELZ.
Rolled 9 + 5>>24498145Okay, let's start this.
>>24498145Any pills we have, give to the commissar.
>>24498176auugh, shit son, stop rolling. You haven't even declared what psykic power you're using and you've invoked perils of the warp
>>24498145There are paths to the left and right.To the left is laboured breathing, and possibly speech. To the right, a chittering sound and what sounds like someone drumming their fingers on the floor.
>>24498145We only got two psi at the moment...will peelz suffice for heal check? Rummage through Commissars belongings for delicious chocolate.
>>24498201Considering the type of defense system we just triggered, I think it's safe to say those are "fellow" mutants.We really need to get Raege healed.
>>24498213Peelz sounds better.
>>24498172>>24498193PEELZ don't work on damaged bones, sadly. Also, she can't swallow.>>24498176Oh shit son, was that a PSYCHIC PHENOMONON ROLL?!
>>24498230>Oh shit son, was that a PSYCHIC PHENOMONON ROLL?!Fuuuuuuuuck
>>24498230>Oh shit son, was that a PSYCHIC PHENOMONON ROLL?!ohboyherewego
Rolled 68>>24498230Well, fuck. Rolling to see how hard we cry.
>>24498230>Oh shit son, was that a PSYCHIC PHENOMONON ROLL?!Shit incoming.
>>24498267>>24498230>>24498176As a form of good luck within badluck, as you begin to chant in order to HEAL, the PSY INHIBITOR reflexively blasts you.You have not spent a psy point.
>>24498315...Well, that could have been worse.
>>24498315We shall have to give her some sexual healing.I mean massage her breasts.I mean stick our tongue down her throat.I mean CPR.
>>24498315Fuck, should've realized something was up with that glowy red thing.
>>24498315Can we disable it with our laspistol?
>>24498315Drag the commisar to the left, hopefully far enough away from the inhibitor that we'll be able to work unmolested.
>>24498341Why.It's keeping shit from getting bad.
>>24498354Well, if we want to heal Raege, we will have to do something about it sooner or later.
>>24498315Damn. Well at least it wasn't a good roll that got wasted. We should beat feet and get Raege somewhere safe
>>24498315Too bad we don't have any grenades.Or angry, floating mines trying to kill us.
>>24498354Raege will die. isn't that a good enough reason for you?
>>24498374She's all right, just unconscious.In any case, we can't do anything for her now. This area was meant to be entered by us alone, so maybe we can handle what's coming.
>>24498213You have a respectful and decent rummage through the commissars coat and find SPICY AS HELL GROX JERKY.Definate psy-restorning quality. But you can't handle it without something to wash it down with. it's just too spicy.
>>24498419Remind me again, what's in that flask?
Alright...second taking a pot shot at the inhibitor with our las pistol, otherwise tell Raege we'll be right back and check out the noises to the left.We don't have enough psy to heal her, keep it in case we need it for puzzles up ahead.Try to get in touch with locke via combead?Last resort, we have those drug injectors right?...I seem to remember one was stim, the other was?
>>24498341Yep.>>24498352She's too heavy, and she already has a broken arm and concussion. Best not to move her.>>24498405This is true.
>>24498431Talk to Locke first before we try shooting out the inhibitors. God knows what kind of backup punishments that will be unleashed
>>24498454Then disable it with the laspistol. We need to heal Rage right now.
>>24498460Shouldn't we check what the skittering finger-noise was?
>>24498430Milk of magnessia.>>24498431You don't have Lockes commbead. Dunno if he even has one.One is STIMM, the other is SPOOK
>>24498431>Try to get in touch with locke via combead?Second.Other than that, stow away her commissar's cap. If we lose that then what ever else is here will be the least of our problems. >>24498454>She's too heavyWe've got to tell her to lay off the beef jerky. Then again maybe Boone is just too puny.
>>24498431Slaught. +50 health, same as our heal, and it's injected. I say we stick it in her.
Have Toullemond use that ship's scanners and auspex to guide us around.
>>24498474Eat jerky, drink milk, shoot inhibitor for freedom of psy healing powers.Save the injectors. Slaught's a combat drug.
>>24498474So... blow out the inhibitor, heal Raege twice, and wash down the Jerky with milk?
Blow that psy inhibitor, so we can get our sweet comissar on her feet.
>>24498560>>24498542We really should take the opportunity to feel her up. It may not come again.
>>24498476Slaught will revive a team mate who is at 0% life. It's basically a REGEN. When you have the option of healing instead, using the STIMM could be seen a squandering, but if there is consensus, then we can do this.>>24498477I don't think the fighter has that sort of scanning tech built in. Someone who had been to the temple before might be able to patch through some data, though.>>24498463This is gonna have to be done at some stage, i think yeah.
>>24498576She's a bit touchy about being felt up.
>>24498601She's not in a position to complain
>>24498633Lets do it.Maybe it will wake her up
Shoot out the inhibitor and heal up Raege, hopefully before those other mutants notice.
>>24498653>>24498560>>24498542>>24498541I think that's consensus.
>>24498576>>24498601>>24498633These thoughts cross your mind. You give thoughts to the possibility that you're being watched.In the meantime, this INHIBITOR is toast!You eat the JERKY and drink down the kinda gross MILK OF MAGNESSIA, which deals with the burn.You have THREE PSY POINTS
ARGH, fuck morning factory shifts! Go on for those of us who can not, fagot!
>>24498688Okay, now let's try again.
Rolled 1, 10, 4 = 15>>24498688Time for some HEALING
>>24498709...That's two heals.
>>24498646There is no romance in feeling up a comatose, injured person. We're in it for the long haul.
>>24498646Sorry, but I cannot condone an action that would increase our similarity to Shinji Ikari.
>>24498709>>24498725That is indeed two heals!You feel a sense of releif as her arm goes back to a more normal angle, grazes close and bruises fade. But she still needs a little more.
>>24498799Put her hat back on her head.The fury of the Emperor shall give us that final heal.
at this point we could try pilling her
>>24498807and failing that, we do have tat STIMM
>>24498808Try holding her nose and putting some pills in the back of her mouth.
>>24498799If we SPOOK ourselves, we get psy right?
>>24498824We have booze to wash down the jerky, don't we?
>>24498835In the flask, that is?
>>24498807Keeps rolling off again.>>24498808She almost chokes when you try this.>>24498817That would definately be squandering at this point.
>>24498824Spook manifests a power at random.
>>24498824if you SPOOK yourself you get a random psychic power for a yet to be determined number of sessions, but no psy points.
>>24498854What did we have in the flask? Is it sufficient to wash down the grox jerky?
>>24498854Put hat on our head, shout up trap door "LOCKE, GIMME A HAND".Investigate sounds to our left.
>>24498854At this point, I'd say start exploring.
>>24498882We ate the jerky like, ten minutes ago.
>>24498882Milk of Magnessia, which you have already used to wash down the jerky. that bit is done.
>>24498881Triple 8. Not bad.
Cry over the Commissars broken body and tell her how we wished we could have seen Paris together and had sex in a sleazy french hotel.We have no idea what paris or french are. But it seemed appropriate for two crazy lesbians.
>>24498883Investigate to the left, but if we shout it might bring the mutants down on us.
>>24498881Should we just do this? There aren't many more sessions left.
>Milk of Magnessialaxative, oh shit.
>>24498949And sorry for being so slow on the flask bit. My Only War game is running tonight in another window, so...yeah. It's just the first time I've managed to catch Boone Quest when it was running.
>>24498961Milk of magnesia is an antacid.
>>24498974It can actually be used for both.
>>24498961Goddamnit you guys.
>>24498974>>24498988It has both effects.
>>24498949>>24498883You assure the unconcious commissar that you'll be right back, then move to your left. You find a door and a shambling MUTATED WORKER
Shoot him! Our laspistol's got a bit more kick to it now.
>>24499052The day we let one of these mooks get in our way....>>24499066This, right in the mean bean machine. If that doesn't work sure, guns.
>>24499066NO, NUT SHOT
>>24499052Quick, call SHODA-I mean Dr. Polito for advice!
>>24499052SHOOT HIM IN THE DICK!
>>24499089compromise? Drop kick to the nuts.
>>24499117>> Implying that wasn't -always- the plan.
Dick shot, then kick.
>>24499157Dick kick, then shot
>>24499195Now with the drop kick to the nuts?
>>24499203What nuts? They've been shot...Omg what have we done...he has no weakness now!
>>24499234Then keep firing, and if he's still on his feet, then FACE KICK!
>>24499195Tell him that you reject the Many and the whole worm thing is just, like, supper icky, y'know?
>>24499195Shoot his left hand. Getting crowbar'd by a zombie would not be something anyone could ever live down.
>>24499195We're trying, asshole.
>>24499195Shout "I am loyal to Sapp". Maybe the mutants are coded to obey her so pretending to be an ally will halt their hostility.
>>24499427Don't be mean, he's doing his best.
>>24499407Good job.>>24499203His pelvic joints weakened, you follow up with a SSSSHADOW KICK ( a move you can only do when its not important, it seems) and finish him off but good!
>>24499423That's a point. The breaking of Genre Conventions and contravention of the natural laws of fictionality could rip a hole in the Warp and drag us all screaming into oblivion.
>>24499453Seconding. He puts a lot of work into this. And I think it was meant to be an exclamatory bit. like OBJECTION!
>>24499468:Dnow that that done continue on!
>>24499468Take crowbar, loot body, open door.
>>24499468Before anything else, VICTORY POSE!
>>24499427Sorry, that was meant to be an enthusiastic revelation, not a frustrated demand. I don't make it my business to get mad at you guys.
>>24499476I meant the guy going "KILL ME."As in, "we're trying to kill you."Now, time to loot.
>>24499407>>you reject the Manybut.. but... don't you want to enjoy the warm comfort and hot pleasure of Flesh?
>>24499525I think that poster was voicing Boone talking to the zombie, not commenting on you CF.
>>24499468Explore what's behind the door.
>>24499527Eh, SHODAN's got bigger tits than the annelids.
>>24499468Does this area continue past said mutant? Or is it just the door?
>>24499468Open the door.
>>24499604If so, then OPEN DOOR
>>24499556>>24499526Derp. That makes sesne. Sorry.>>24499509Of course!>>24499498You loot the body of its crowbar and manage to pry the door open, but bend the (apparently shoddy or corroded) crowbar in the process. The door is openable.
>>24499688Still keep hold of the crowbar, even bent it should still be good for beaning someone on the bonce if worst comes to the worst.
>>24499702And if it's covered in rust by Dolan we'll give the enemy septecemia he won't forget.
>>24499688Yes! Raege will be so proud of us... Oh right.Well we might as well peek inside the door to see what's up.
the path to the left continues, but it sounds pretty bad... there is a clanking metallic sound and a quiet roar.
>>24499688OPEN DOOR and READY CROWBAR.We Freeman now.
>>24499720Let us go left.I have every confidence that everything will be absolutely fine.
>>24499688Wasn't Beck the giant magos who we dropped down the mine shaft?
>>24499726Agreeing with this.
>>24499741Yep. Might be those missing parts we needed to destroy.
>>24499720Yeah check out the room first. Beck's place is sure to have all kinds of interesting stuff...
>>24499764But keep an ear on the door. We don't want to leave Conrad with anything clanky.
Holy balls, Boone Quest....and of course I, at the same time, missed most of it AND have to go to bed. I guess I have to cry myself to sleep now. Keep little Boone save, will ya!
>>24499792We'll certainly try our best, Anon.
>>24499792We'll try, Anon.
>>24499594You gonna git rent apart and set separate from the joy of the mass.>>24499753Tactical entry. Flash in.
>>24499792Don't worry, Anon. She's safely in the hands of the whims of a team of internet neckbeards and their random number generator.
>>24499849You make that sound like it's a bad thing.
>>24499764>>24499726This seems to be WILBUR BECK;s old office.There is a COGITATOR to the left, a DESK with a MEMOIR and a BAG of ??? on it to the right.Ahead of you is a PORTRAIT
>>24499849Sounds like the premise of a buddy comedy.
>>24499870Channel Beardbeard and loot everything.
>>24499870Eat the contents of the bag. It looks sealed, can't hurt.
>>24499886Read, loot, then cogitate.
>>24499894Lets check what it is first.
>>24499870Look behind the portrait for a safe or code panel. Also break open the protrait frame in case anything is concealed between it and the canvas.
>>24499870Loot first, portrait, read, cogitate.
>>24499909This makes sense, there are always safes behind pictures.
>>24499870well first things first lets read that memoir! Before the bag we have to look behind the portrait.
how large are boone's boobs?this is revelant
>>24499918And if not, it should be therapeutic to smash his stupid fucking face. Might even get a psy point out of it.
>>24499938changes panel to panel.
>>24499938Boone's fat goes to her breasts and hips. Boone eats lots of chocolate. Ergo...
>>24499956>>24499938Think Seras Victoria but psychic and not a cop.
>>24499870Do what >>24499907 >>24499918 say first and remove/break the portrait, I don't want to look at it all the way through this scene.
>>24499870Take the MEMOIR and BAG, and then examine them.
>>24499894>>24499907Its an opened bag of millitary grade giant marshmallows. They've been here a while and are kinda stale-ish and weird, but'd be fine if toasted.>>24499900It's big and kinda creepy.>>24499902The MEMOIR reads:"Seems a shame to think I must leave this humble office and lab after all the good work I have done here. But alas, I have outgrown it. let it be sealed for protesterity, that future generations will see where my early work was done. It is locked away now, my note burned, my cogitator locked, and what information there is left, remains within my own head.'
>>24500060LOOT everything.PULL painting off wall.CHECK cogiator.
>>24500060Break open painting, check the frame for hidden messages.
>>24499982"HEY ARBITES GIRL.">>24500072Standard murderhobo procedure, loot anything that isn't hard-welded down.
>>24500060Information left...in his own head...yep...check behind portrait/bust open and check the canvas.
You smack the portrait with the crowbar, tearing away a segment, you keep tearing at it, but there's only one thing written there.You take a look behind the painting, and see only wall.It has dawned on me a few times now that Ragged Edges smacks of Hellsing.Stroppy woman that acts like a dude with two things in her command? One is all smiles and overpowered body morphing bs, the other is all daw and tits, and wears yellow...and has similar hair. Hoo boy.
>>24500228But we don't have a cannon.Check the cogiator, then the desk.
>>24500228Requesting Raege, Boone, and Cuddles as Integra, Seras, and Alucard.
>>24500248calling that boone gets a baneblade cannon now
>>24500280Or a Volcano Cannon
ugilgkchihy - drowssap rotatigoC>>24500228
>>24500289no a macrocannon
>>24500228Wouldn't say they have similar hair, though.
>>24500302A Nova Cannon
>>24500248The COGITATOR proves uncooperative.>>24500269Seems a little redundant, In Boones case the uniform's practically the same. Mite b cool though. I do like drawing those three.
>>24500291That's weird, for some reason I started typicng backwards. Anyway, I think the password is an anagram of the portrait captionT-U-G-I-L-G-K-C-H-I-H-Y...eh, maybe not.
>>24500228>passwordBRILLIANT. NOBODY WOULD ASSUME THEY WERE SO STUPID AS TO HAVE "PASSWORD" AS THE PASSWORD!
>>24500350The password does indeed seem to be password.You're in!The cogitator will allow you to get basic information on any of the three main villains, and possibly their subjects. It's some kind of database.It is not plot relevent and will not help you out of this level, but I thought it might be nice for you.
>>24500337>The COGITATOR proves uncooperative.Try "password"
>>24500455Let's find out what we're facing. 'Know Your Enemy' and stuff.
>>24500455HA HA!Now, give it a quick pass over.
>>24500455Get ALL THE INFORMATION.Or at least see what kind of ice cream is their favorite so when we defeat them, we can eat a big bucket of it in front of them and not let them have any.
>>24500455when you're done read that note on the desk behind you
>>24500512We already did, right here >>24500060
>>24500512It's the memoir. It's a bunch of self-aggrandizing nonsense about how he plans to leave his room as a monument to his success.We are currently in the process of soundly fucking that up.
>>24500479CRUITHNE SAPP:Only child. Left facility by parents. Deal with xenos mostly dark eldar. Good pilot. Wears boosted custom armor that enhances strength. Thinks ice cream is only for fatties.Unlimited money resources.WILBUR BECK:Genius Heretek. Developed the serums and surgeries required to make the super soldier control serums and that would allow them to be controlled (after fashion) by Sapp. Constantly upgrading himself with xenos tech. No moral limitations. very strong. partially grafted with living metal. Liked pistaccio back when he ate.WALDRIP GESTALT:Beta level psyker. Primary subject of spokanes experimental surgery. Grafted and binded with both heterical asarte organs and dna as well as that of tyrannid xoanthrope, and genestealer magos. Horribly mutated. Controls all the mutated super soldiers for Sapp. Can not be swayed in his loyalty. Wears a specially designed xeno tech armored suit that contains his twisted, bloated, multilimbed form to human proprtions. Uses some sort of archeotech, i guess? Refuses to like icecream because Sapp doesn't.
>>24500706Well, we knew all that already.Anything new?
>>24500479...you sick fuck. That's just not cricket.
>>24500706Sapp hates Icecream?That bitch.Ok, show us the info on the test subjects. Let's see if they or Beck have any flaws that can be exploited
>>24500730i thought at least the Waldrip stuff was new, There you go.What else you wanna know?
>>24500706Waldrip is the guy who took one of our coins, right? So if he removes his suit, he becomes a grotesque Spawn?
>>24500706>Thinks ice cream is only for fatties.So we shovel a shitload down her gullet when we kick her ass.What flavor, though? I'm thinking Chunky Monkey.
>>24500706>Thinks ice cream is only for fatties.truly we're dealing with pure evil. we should make a note to forcefeed this cunt rocky road by the gallon when we have her in chains, waiting for the merciful touch of him on terra
>>24500793Double Fudge Brownie.With syrup.
>>24500706They sure love the xenos and the xeno tech. Defeat them with superior technology of mankind, easy peasy.
>>24500793That kind of peanut butter and chocolate with the little Reese's cups in it.
>>24500836Syrup's too good for her! Sprinkles are too good for her! Chopped nuts, gummy bears, crushed oreos--all too good! If we force-feed her ice cream, we do so plain!
>>24500765Th test subjects have exhibited a range of abilities. Not the least of which is super strength, durability, acid spit, claws and the ability to heal and indeed grow bigger and better if they consume their own kind.There is an even chance that if WALDIP dies, the psychic backlash as they are all suddenly no longer being controlled by him could kill anyone who is infected in one fell swoop.WALDIP is not very strong physically. the trick is getting near him.SAPP's weakness is her hubrisBECK has no weaknesses until his back up computer is shut down. Until then, he can heal indefinately, and seems to be getting bigger.>>24500788Likely.
>>24500706We should probably head back and check on the Commissar. Should probably check to make sure she doesn't have any cracked ribs. Yes, I am aware we healed her wounds with brain magic, and yes, I am suggesting checking her ribs as an excuse to feel her up.
>>24500706Or icecream and haywire grenades.
>>24500788I figure it'll be like the end of Akira. WAAALDRIIIIIIIP!!!
>>24500928This sounds like we may need backup. A LOT of backup.
>>24500928Have we been paying attention to the noise outside that we heard earlier? And do those marshmallows restore psy?
>>24500971The noise is probably Beck, who we dropped down a pit way back when. He's stuck, and drumming his fingers in boredom.
>>24500971The sound has stayed where it was. The marhmallows will restore 1 psy or 3 if toasted(a laspistol wont work)>>24500931As the thought crosses your mind, another voice enters your head."I'm noOOot--t-t saying I ap-approve, Speck...but BUT buut if it means you cAn H-H-heal her..."
>>24501030That was back in the mining facility. He's miles from here. Miles.
>>24501047How many have we got?
>>24501047The big C did mention marshmallows a while ago.
>>24501128Three. but in the state they're in, all three equate to 1 psy point.
>>24501166So if all three are toasted, they will provide 9 Psy Points?
>>24501180Yes, that is how math works.
>>24501166Well it looks like we'll just have to find (or start) a fire.Plus it sounds like Waldrip is up to something...
>>245009281. Find Waldrip.2. Challenge him to a final showdown at the haunted schola.3. If he refuses refer to him as "captain friend zone" and suggest that he will "die alone". He can probably read our mind and know it's a trap, but he's so neurotic and insecure that believing he can't kill us alone would be too much for him.4. Fight Waldrip in the schola where the warp will prevent him from using his full power without headbanging. 5. Kill Waldrip because we're awesome.6. ????7. ICE CREAM!
>>24501166Let's eat one for now. Cuddles has a campfire.
>>24501180If toasted, all three will makes 3 psy points.untoasted they are worth 1/3 a point each.Toasted they are worth 1 each.Marshmallow maths.
>>24501232For now, I'd say go outside and to the right.
>>24501232Three for one is a bad deal. I say we keep looking.
>>24501268One suggestion, but a productive one, you move to the RIGHT, past the commissar.Here there is a HUNGRY MILLASAUR here,a BURNING BIN and a SKEWER
>>24501409How convenient.Are Millasaurs dangerous? What do they eat?
>>24501409If it attacks us, skewer it.Then again...>fire>skewer>three fluffy puff marshmallows
>>24501456Shoot it with the laspistol.
>>24501456are millasaurs like wolves? i.e more willing to steal your food than eat you if that's easier, because if it is and we have to then perhaps we could sacrifice a marshmallow
The millasaur isn't as slow as the zombie.I'm rolling initiative.You may wanna do the same.
>>24501501or hell, if they taste good roasted, skewer the thing, then have it with the mallows
Rolled 20>>24501518GO BOONE GO!
Rolled 13>>24501518try this again...
Rolled 15>>24501525CRITICAL INTIATIVE!!! You get two turns of COMBAT!!
>>24501525>>24501549Every day is great.
>>24501562How many shots do we have left? If we have less than two, I say stab it with the skewer.
>>24501592But that would taint the marshmallows when we roast them! Maybe we should attempt a SSSSHADOW KICK.
>>24501592Laspistols have hundreds of shots in their powerpack. Surely there's more then two.
Rolled 18>>24501592feels like 2
>>24501642Ours is a holdout piece of crap. It started with ten.Now blast it.
>>24501647Remember a powerpack can be recharged by placing it in a fire. And there's a fire close by...
>>24501409We could try tossing the contents of the burning bin on it. Might result in a burning Millasaur trying to eat us though.
Whenever I see Boone Quest, I am saddened by the utter lack of Rule 34 for Boone.
>>24501713Whenever I see Boone Quest, I am gladdened by the utter lack of Rule 34 for Boone.
>>24501664>>24501479A single shot from your overcharged LASPISTOL is too much for one millasaur for sure.You check the side of your gun, and sure enough only one shot remains. You bite your lip anxiously.There is a VOX ringing ahead of you.
>>24501409Shoot it, double tap it whatevs. We may be short ammo but Locke can recharge it later maybe. Also if we win and eat marshmallows 3 checks to get RAEGE back up and we won't have to worry about ammo anymore.
>>24501751Well crap, answer the vox.
>>24501751Take the call.And remember to stick our power pack in the fire.
>>24501751are millasaurs edible?
>>24501751We also need to glance inside the bin. If we are going to toast marshmellows on a fire we should make the the fire isn't giving off inedible fumes.Assuming it's clear. Take commlink while toasting. Sooner some toasted marshmellows turn into PP the sooner Raege is up.
>>24501751Answer the vox while we roast the marshmallows.
>>24501835This is Boone Quest, the most advanced snacking simulator of all time. I'd be surprised if we couldn't.
>>24501776>>24501796You walk 2 screen to the right, walking past a door (that is jammed anyways) and answer the VOX.There is a familiar, weak sounding voice on the other line."have you been giving any more thought to no longer hiding behind your comissar crush and facing me one on one?"
>>24501909"Sir, I think you have the wrong number. Try dialing 555-SomeoneWhoGivesAFuckYouLimpwristedPieceOfPussywhippedGarbage"
Rolled 23>>24501207Still suggesting this.
>>24501909Don't freak out, but that pipe is looking at us.
>>24501835>>24501892>>24501796>>24501699To keep things neat, we can say you also set up the marshmallows and your las cartridge in the fire before you left. The fire is just paper, so it's safe. they'll be ready when you return.
>>24501909What's dripping into the bucket?
>>24501909"Waldrip if I didn't know any better, I'd say you were starting to have feelings for me, obsess much?"
>>24501909Just hanging up sounds good.
>>24501699>this kills the powerpackbut who cares, it's just our hold-out weapon.
>>24501909Whose voice is that?
>>24502017Wait, better idea. Any chance we can pass a speech check and "alternate fallout 2 boss battle" Waldrip?
>>24501909"Fine, you want a fight? Okay, let's go. School house. One hour. Be there." We won't show up and he'll stand around feeling awkward.
>>24502070Having trouble confirming. To clarify, I thought you could convince the final boss of Fallout 2 to give his gun a blowjob. I meant to imply we talk Waldrip into killing himself.
>>24501921"Ooh. Quite a temper you've got. Did I hit a neeeeerve?">>24502000Water>>24502016"A man with his eyes on gold cares not for tinfoil.">>24502034Unmistakeably WALDRIP
>>24502092Worth keeping in mind that Waldrip is strong enough to see through any lies we tell.
>>24502092"You don't set terms, grease-stain! I could kill you NOW if I wanted to! All i want from you is your willingness to face me. It needs to be you and it needs to be me. Then...then she'll see!"
>>24500322>>24500289I wouldn't trust Boone with a pair of scissors, much less any of these things.
>>24502200I'm telling you guys. Lure him to the schola. We have a fighting chance there and he's narcissistic enough to do it even if he knows it's a trap.
>>24502239I get the feeling you won't get that kind of opportunity.
>>24502200"All she'll ever see is a weak, bloated monstrosity in a cheap suit."
We passed Autosage ages ago Gentlemen.
>>24502200We need some way to distract Sapp before we lure him into a fight. What better way to crush him than to give him the final confrontation between us that he hopes for, and then let him see Sapp being more interested in something else?
>>24502200You could kill me a thousand times and it wouldn't make a difference. She'll never love you. Whether it's because she's too good for you or because she's too horrible to accept anyone, you will never be anything more than an attack dog to her.
>>24502281New thread, maybe?
>>24502303It depends if Colossal Fagot has another thread in him tonight.
>>24502272There is an angry shudder on the other end of the line, when he begins to speak again it is with quiet, shaking anger. He is obviouslly crying.He hangs up.
Has this been archived yet?
>>24502200>>24502272man, if you weren't a psyker I'd say you were a witch!
I got more in me tonight. Is it okay to start a new thread? Seems greedy. People can track this, yeah?.
>>24502373Go for it, CF. We can have drawings if there's not enough material.
>>24502356It is now.
>>24502373>why does your mother let you have 2 boone threads?
>>24502437 NO SKINS!
>>24502383>>24502395>>24502415well, okaynew thread is:>>24502474