'ELLO ORKY INFURMASHUN CENTA, DOO I 'AVE ENUFF DAKKA?

>>24480505
YEW CAN NEVA HAVE ENUFF DAKKA, YA GIT! NOW GET OUT DRE AND FIND MOAR DAKKA!

>>24480446
DID GORK AN MORK REALLY BEAT UP KHORNE?

ORK INFERMASHUN CENTA, WOT IS BEST: TO BE BROOTAL OR TO BE CUNNIN'?

>>24480552
'COURSE DEY DID! GORK IZ DA BESTEST, UNLESS MORK IZ!

>>24480557
BEIN' BROOTALKUNNIN!

WE'Z GETTIN' SHOT UP! WOT DO!?

>>24480446
how do gargants work?

Is this heresy and what are you wearing?

IZ YER REEFRIJURATUR RUNNIN'?

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Hallooooo. Would you be so kind as to provide directions to the theater? I've heard a magnificent reproduction of King Lear is on tonight.

>>24480590
YOU'LL WANT DA MEK LINE FER DAT WUN.
>>24480592
WOT DA 'ELL IZ 'ERESY?
OH, AND OIM WEARING MOI MEGA ARMOR!

>>24480606
NO, 'IZ STANDIN' STILL!
>>24480622
BUGGER OFF, 'UMIE NOB!

>>24480446
'OW MANY IS TOO GROTZ PLUS FREE?

Who was phone?

Yez 'ello, I wuz wond...wonde...thinkin', wen iz da nex rap battle wit da humies?

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>>24480650
Yes I was wondering if I could order a deluxe with extra toppings to-
Just a moment-
>muffled shouts
The Emperor's Palace, Terra, Sol System?
>more muffled shouts
And make that 50 pizzas.

>>24480590
ROIGHT I'M BIGMEK RAZZAKART, DERE'S TWO BASIK TINGS DAT MAKE DA GARGANTS GO.

DA FIRST TING IS DA POWAH OF GORK AND MORK FILLIN' DEM.

DA UVVA IS COAL. LOTS AND LOTS O' COAL.

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>>24480446
Hello. I come in the name of the omnissiah as a Magos Xenobioligis. I would learn how you manipulate machine spirits in such a way as to avoid the omnissiah's wrath in the form of malfunctions in regards to augmetics.

Ave deus mechina.

'ELLO. 'OW WOOD YOU FEELZ ABOUT GETTING UP WIT' ORK-TEL. WE'Z DA BIGGEST AND DA CHEAPEST DERE IS.

>>24480692
MORE DAN YOO CAN 'ANDLE!
>>24480698
DA 'ELL ARE YOU TALKIN' 'BOUT?
>>24480702
TOMORRA, AT LOTZ O' CLOCK!
>>24480703
OI TOLD YOO TA BUGGER OFF, YA HUMIE GIT!

>>24480713
BIGMEK RAZZAKART 'ERE AGAIN.

DAT'S A STOOPID QUESTION. WE 'IT DA BITZ UNTIL DEY WORK.

STOOPID ZOGGIN' UMMIE.

>>24480726
STOP TROYIN TA EDGE IN ON OUR BIZNESS!
>>24480713
AGAIN? SKRATCHA, 'OW DID SO MANY 'UMIES GET ON DIS LOIN?

'ELLO, YES, I GOTSTA KNO, WEN DUZ OUR CODEX FINGY COME 'OWT?

>>24480780
WE DOZENT NEED BOOKZ TO GET INTO A ROIGHT SCRAP!

>>24480780
STOP MUKKIN' ABOUT AND LOOT DA NEAREST KODEX YA GIT.

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>>24480761
Declaration: Such foul tech heresy. May Yarrick destroy you and all your kind.
Query: what do you hit your gargants with to make them work?

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>>24480446
OY SO DIS GIT WANTS TA WAAAAAAGH BUT I DON WANNA WAAAAAAAGH ROIT NOW CUZ I'S NOT BIG ENUFF AND I DON HAZ THE DAKKA TO WAAAAAGH AND I NEED MORE DAKKA HOW DO I GET MORE DAKKA?

>>24480816
PUT DOWN YER DAKKA AN DEN PIK IT UP AGEN

>>24480813
HAMMAZ OF KOURSE!
>>24480816
YOU DON'T WANT TA WAAAAAAGH? YOU AINT' PROPA ORKY! GET OFF DIS LINE AND GO TINK ABOUT WUT YER SAYIN!

>>24480813
WELL, IT DEPENDS ON WOT I'VE GOT IN MY 'ANDS.

>>24480816
YA GIT. YA NEED MORE DAKKA? FIND DA NEAREST BOY WITH DAKKA, DUFF 'IM UP, AND LOOT 'IS DAKKA.

>>24480816
ZEERO OUTTA LOTZ
WUT ORK DUZZINT WANT TA WAAAGH?

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>>24480836

Hello, this message is for WAAAAAAAGH. Your pain boy appointment is tomorrow, at 1300 Standard Imperium Time. Thanks for choosing United Pain Boyz.

'ELLO CENTA, OI'M A SNAKEBOITE, AN' OI'M TRYIN' TA GET ME KREW TO TEK UP OUR SQUIGGOTH, JEREMY PONTIUS THREE, BU' OI'M 'AVIN' TRUBBLE KONVINCIN' DEM. KAN A LAD GET SOME 'ELP WIV DIS?

>>24480944
OY, YOU IZNT MOI DOKTA! HEE YOOZEZ ORK TOIM!

WOT CLAN'S DA BEST?

'ELLO ORKY INFURMASHUN CENTA? 'OW DO YOU STOP DOSE WEIRDBOYZ FROM KRUMPIN' DER OWN LADZ AN' MUCKIN' ABOUT?

What is your opinion on the tau labeling your race as a 'lost cause'?

>>24480956
SHUR! I SAW SOME REEL NASTY GOFFS DA UVVER DAY! IF YA PUT DEM NEER YER KREW, DEY'LL BE SO SCARED DAT DEYL GET DA JOB DONE IN NO TOI--WAIT A ZOGGIN' SECOND, A SNAKEBOITE TRYIN TA "TEK UP" SUMFIN? YOU IZ A FROD! GET OFF MOI LOIN!

>>24480971
YOUS TALKIN' ABOUT MADBOYZ OR WYRDBOYZ?

COZ DA LATTER IZ EASY. LET 'EM LIVE OFF WHEN YA NOT WAAAGHIN' AND GET DERE MINDERZ TO POINT 'EM AT DA ENEMY WHEN YA NEED 'EM.

>>24480965
DEY IZ ALL DA BEST!
>>24480971
KRUP 'EM FURST!
>>24480996
YOO TAU WUDN'T KNOW A LOST KAUSE IF IT SNEEKED UP ON YOO AND BSHED YER HED IN!

>>24480996
NOW, ON DA ONE MIT, DOSE FISH'EADS ARE WEEDY GITZ.

ON DA UVVA, DEYZ DA ONLY ONES WHO AIN'T ORKS TA FIGGA OUT 'OW TA LOOT THINGS PROPPA.

I SAY WE WAAAGH 'EM GOOD!

WOI DON'T YOO GITZ GET OUT OF DIS PANSY RECEPTION PLACE AND HAVE YERSELFS AR PROPPA WAAAAAAAAAGH!?

>>24481138
KUZ DIS IS A WAAAGH! DIS IS WAAAGH TELLYFONA, YOU BLUNDERIN' GIT!

>>24481138
WE'Z WAAAGHIN' AGAINST IGNORANTS YA GIT.

IF DA YOOFS DON'T KNOW 'OW TA WAAAGH, WHO DEYZ GUNNA CALL?

>>24480748
MORE DAN YOO CAN ANDLE!

HE DA BEST KIDDA

>>24480588
SHOOT DEM BAK! IT'S LOIK NONE OF YEW GOIZ ARE REEL ORKZ!

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Is Marisa a discolored Ork?

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>>24481347
KOURSE NOT! I'LL SHOW YEW A REAL FLOWY-CHART!

OI, INFURMASHUN CENTA? OUR LUKK-BRINGIN' MADBOY OL' SQUIGBRAIN KEEPS STARIN' AT A SPOON FOR LOIK A WEEK NOW AN' BLUBBERIN' ABOUT SUMFINK LIKE "DER IZ NO SPOON". 'OW CAN WE BUDGE 'IM TO BRING 'IM TO DA FIGHTS, WE'Z RUNNIN OUTTA LUKK HERE.

>>24481458
TAKE AWAY 'IZ SPOON! DEN HE'LL HAVE NUFFIN TO FILLOSYFIZE ABOUT AND E' CAN GO BAK TA KRUMPIN!

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OI, INFURMASHUN CENTA? DERE'Z SOME GOFFIK ROKKERS HERE, AN' THEY'Z HAVIN' A PROPPA ORKY PARTY, BUT WE'Z RUNNIN' OUTTA FUNGUS BEER! WE TRIED BEATIN' DA BREWIN' GROTS HARDER, BUT DEY'Z JUST DIED. WHERE CAN WE GET SUM MORE?

>>24481486
OI, INFURMASHUN CENTA? IT WORKED!

BUT THEN DA MADBOY KRUMPED ALL THE 'UMIES ALONE. NOT EVEN DAKKA HITS 'IM. WE'Z A BIT SCARED 'ERE.

>>24481544
YOU HAVE A BUCH 'A DED GROTZ NOW, DON' YOU? GROTZ IZ MADE OF FUNGUS! DA SALOOSHUN PREZENTZ ITSELF!

>>24481563
DERE'S A VERY IMPORTANT KEWSCHUN YOO HAVE TA ANSWER BEFORE OI GIVE YOO ANY ADVOICE!
KAN HE FLOI?

'OY, WHO MADE GORK 'ND MORK DEN??

>>24481611
WOT DO YER MEEN, WHO MADE GORK AND MORK? GORK AND MORK DIDN'T NEED NO PANSY MAKA'! DEY JUST POPPED INTA EKSITANCE ONE DAY!

>>24481611
IT WUZ DA BRAINBOYZ.

>>24481589
UUH, LEMME CHECK IT...

ZOG ME SIDEWAYS, 'E NICKED DA STORMBOY'S ROKKIT! ERRYBODY RUN!

>>24481638
WOT? YOO FINK DA WIMPY BRAINBOYZ MDE GORK AN MORK? DA ELL ARE YOU SMOKIN?

>>24481638
SO WHO DEN MADE DA BRAINBOYZ? U 'SPECT ME TO BELIEVE WE'S MADE OUTTA 'TIRE CHANCE?

>>24481661
NA, NOT DA WEIRDBOYZ, OR DA MEKBOYZ, DA BRAINBOYZ WOTS ALL GONE NOW!

>>24481655
YOU GOTTA WAIT FOR A 'UME WHO CAN NEVA BE KILLED AN' POSESS UVVA 'UMIES! IF HE DUZZENT KUM, DEN YER SCREWED.

>>24481662
>>24481661
YA STUPID GITZ, ARE YOO SOME SORTA MADBOYZ? QUIT YER' PONDERIN! GORK AN' MORK EXIST BECAUSE ORKS IS TOO BEST NOT TO 'AVE TWO GODS RIGHT AWAY! NOW GO AN WAAAAAAAAAGH

>>24481662
I DON'T GOT ALL DA ANSERS! YA NEED TA THINK FER YERSELFZ!

DERE ARE KNOWN KNOWNS AND DERE ARE KNOWN UNKNOWNS BUT DUN FORGET DERES UNKNOWN UNKNOWNS; TINGS WE DON' KNOW WE DON' KNOW!

>>24481723
STOP FILLOSTFOIZIN'! DIS IS AN INFURMASHUN CENTA! NOW GET SUM KWESCHUNS OR GET OUT!

OI', CAN SUMWUN ORKHIVE DIS FRED?

>>24481733
DIS IS SUM 'EAVY STUFF, YA CAN'T JUS STOP FILLOSOFIZIN LOIK DAT, YA NEED A GOOD FOIGHT TA WIN.

>>24481760
OOZ DIS "FRED" YER TALKIN' BOUT?

>>24481662
NAH, ITZ DA CIRCLE OF SQUIGS.

YA EVER REALLY LOOKED AT DA PITZ? YOU GET DA FUNGI GROWIN, DEN COME DA SQUIGS, DEN COME DA SNOTS, DEN GROTS, DEN US.

NOW, ALL OF DAT STUFF ALL COMES FROM A SPORE FROM ONE OF DA ORKS.

IT'S DA SAME WITH DA GODS. SPORE FROM OLD ORK GODS LANDED, GREW NEW GODS.

>>24481763
ROIGHT DEN, STOP FYLLOSAFOIZIN OR OI BASH YA!

>>24481789
YA THINK YA CAN BASH ME DEN, HUH?

YA CAN'T BASH ME IF I'Z BASHIN YOU FIRST!

>>24481813
WELL YOU HAZNT BASHED ME YET!YOU IZ AN UNORKY GIT!

>>24480446
ALLO ORK INFURMASHUN CENTA? WHENZ DA NEXT WAAAAAAAGH?

>>24481911
ROIGHT NOW!
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>24480446
ORK INURMAFUNTHUINS CENTA, HAS ANYFIN BEEN FOUND WIT DA MOST DAKKA?!

>>24482070
NO YOU KAN NEVA HAVE DA MOST DAKKA, KUZ SOMEONE KAN ALWAYS MAKE SUMFIN WIFF MOAR!
DA 'OONIVERSE GUN CAME PREETY CLOSE, THOUGH.

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I need about tree-fiddy.

>>24482175
OI, YOU AINT GONNA GET FREE AND A HAFF TEEF FROM ME! GET 'IM, BOYZ!

INFURMASHUN CENTA? YA KNOW WHERE I'Z CAN GET ENUFF DAKKA?

>>24482327
WELL, OI-
(CRASH)
DAMN LIKTA! YOU AIN'T TAKIN MY TEEF!
(CRASH)
I GOTTA GO. SKRATCHA, TAKE OVA FOR ME!
(DAKKADAKKADAKKA)

>>24480446
Oy what 'appened to Unca Ork? E' get krumped or summit?
Dats da wun what used ta be in charge ov Orky Infurmashun!

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>>24482213
>Catching a lictor
>LaughingTervigons.bmp

Any on you jivegrots up for some Friday Night Fevor?

>>24480446

WOT COLOR IZ DA BEST?

>>24482522
DEPENDZ WAT YOO WANT DOIN' YA GIT

YEA, ME AN DA BOYZ IS GOIN' TA WOTCH DA GREEN MOON SMACKAS' MATCH UP WIT DOSE STUMPY GITS DA FORJ FODDERS, AN WEZ GUN NEED ECKSTRA GRUB FER DA GAME. WOT GOES GUD WIT NACHO FUNGUS?

>>24482449
You stupid nigger, the 70s were disco, not the late 80's.

>>24482698
WHY, DAKKA O CORSE!

OI ME HAIR SQUIG WENT AN GOT STUCK UNDERNEAF DA KOUCH AND WON GET OUT, HOW KAN I GET DA BUGGER OUTTA DARE?

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>>24482743
>Implying disco ever dies

>>24482683
OY GREEN IZ BEST! RED ONLY MAKES TRUKKS GO FASTA! GREY AND PINK SKINZ GIVEZ US THINGZ TA FOIGHT! THEMZ IZ DA COLORZ I PAY ATTENCION TOO!

>>24480813
this one was funny

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>>24480446

OI, ORKY INFAMASHUN CENTA. I BE KRUMPIN' DEM KAYOS LADZ RITE IN DA ZOG, WEN DEY BRING DEM BURNA-FLYAS WHO ROAST UP MA GROTS! WOT'Z AN ORK TO DO!

>>24482412
OI IZ BAKK!
>>24482522
ALL OF DEM!
>>24483202
RIP OPEN DA COUCH 'A COURSE!
>>24486866
THROW DA BURNIN' GROTZ AT EM! ITZ NOT LOIK THEY WERE EVER YOOSFUL IN A FOIT ANYWAY!

OI! WEAR DA ZOG AR YA? I WANT TO BE AT DA CENTA UV MASHIN FUR!

ELLO' ORKY INFURMASHUN CENTA, DOES DIZ ERE' GIT GOTZ DA ROIGHT PLAN FER CRUMPIN' DA UMMIES? SENDIN' IN DA GROTZ TAKES AWAY ALL DA FITEIN'!!!

>>24484692

>>24488359
I GOT NO IDEA WUT YER TALKIN BOUT!

>>24488512
WUT KOIND OF STOOPID PLAN IZ DAT? WE WANTZ TO DO DA FOITIN, NOT SOME DUMB GROTZ!

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>>24480446
*dripping noises*
Graacck pffftaasss striiish uhht sshzzziisss.... sckreeeaaa fruhhg eeiiiiisssssss!!!
*heavy breathing*
Iiffftsss uhhhsh issss raaaak uiioo???
*sound of teeth chattering*

>>24488720
OI! DIS UN SOWNDS SICKLIKE!!! 'OW ABOOT WE KRUMP 'IM AN GET THA' SICK-THINGY OUT O' 'IM!?

>>24488749
ROIT! ILL GRAB MA SHOOTA INKASE DA SICK TRIES TA LEGG IT!

ELLO' ORKY INFUMASHUN CENTA, ME BOSS IZ MUKIN ABOUT AND WONT FOIGHT ANY OF THE HUMIES NEARBY, WAT DO?

>>24494506
KRUMP THE ZOGGIN GROT YA GIT, U'Z DA BOSS NOW!

NOW GET OFF AND START KRUMPIN'

> theorkiestthreadon/tg/rightnow.jpg

PUNY ORKS!
I DESIRE BLOODY COMBAT WITH YOU, HOW MIGHT I GET A WAAAAGH SENT TO A TERRAN WORLD I AM DESTROYING!?

>>24497134
WE'Z SORRY (BUT NOT REALLY) YA GROT LUBBIN' GIT, BUT YOU'D WANT TA KONTACKT DA "ORDERS" HOTLINE.

BUT MORK HELP YOU THOSE GITZ, DEYZ STILL BITTER ABOUT THE LAST TIME A BUNCH OF ZOGGIN PANZEEZ ORDERED A WAAAAAAGH DELIVAH'D TO ONE OF DEM BIG SCARRY WARPY STORMY THINGIES.

WHAT HAS MOAR DAKKA, A SHOOTA DAT SHOOTS REAL FAST LIKE DAKADAKADAKADAKADAKA, OR A 'UGE GUN LIKE DA GARGANTS HAS DAT MAKES DA BIGGEST BOOM?

>>24497221
BULLSHIT! THIS MUST BE A FAKE, DONE BY FOLLOWERS OF THE FALSE EMPEROR!
ANY KHORNITE OR ORK WORTH ANYTHING KNOWS THOSE ORKS ARE ECSTATIC TO BE CONSTANTLY FIGHTING DAEMONS, AND WON'T DIE, JUST FIGHTING UNTIL THE END OF TIME.

>>24497270
MOAR BARRELZ, BOTH DAKADAKADAKADAKADAKA AN 'UGE BOOM.

>>24497270
DA DAKKA DAKKA GUN

DAT GARGANT GUN IS 'SPLODY YOU GIT

>>24497273
TO ELABORATE, YA GIT, THERE WAS NO FOIGHIN TO BE FOUND DERE. WE WASTED WAY TOO MUCH TOIM IN DAT ZOGGIN' 'ELL'OLE WIFF NUFFIN TO DO.

WHY DONT WE PAINT TRUKKS GREEN? IF GREEN IS BEST DEN SHUDNT GREEN BE FASTA THAN RED COZ ITS BETTA?

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>>24480446
'OW DO I GETS AN 'OOMIE WIFE?

>>24497419
PLUNDER IT YERSELF MATE

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>>24480446
WAT SHOULD I GET DA BOSS FER 'IS BIRFDAY?

>>24497719
GEDDIM A SQUIGGOTH. ERRYBOSS LUVS A SQUIGGOTH.

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>>24497742
OR A TOITAN', TOITANS ARE DA BEST.

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'OO AS THE DA BEST LOOT?

>>24480446
WUT KOIND OV BOYZ DO IZ BRING TO ALLY WIF THEMS TIN 'EADS? OI'VE BEEN VIDDYIN SUM CHOPPA BOYZ, NOBZ, AN MAIYBE LOOTAS. 'OW WOULD THAT MESH?

>>24480446

Wotz da verdikt on dem utha boyz? Ya know the ones.

>>24498217
deyz okay

>>24498215
DEM METAL 'EADZ CAN'T BE TRUSTED AS FAR AS YA CAN KRUMP EM'

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>>24480446
'ELLO YA BIG NOBZ! I WOZ WUNDRIN IF YOOZ BOYS NEW 'BOUT DIS BIG FOIT 'APPENIN 'ERE IN OKTARIOOS. DERE'S A HEEP OF DOSE BUGGIE BOYZ AND WEEZ' BEEN KRUMPIN' AND BASHIN' AND FOITING' FOR A BIG LONG TIMES.

TA FING IS 'DERE AIN'T TOO MANNY OF DEM' DAT'D BE STOOPID WEEZE DA ORKS! BUT UH, DERE ARE A [b]LOT[b] OF DEM'. SO WEEZE WAS WUNDRIN' IN ANY OF DA UVVA BOYZ WAZ GONNA COME 'ERE AND GIT SUM OF DEEZ BUGGIE BOYZ DAT IS WERE WE ISN'T?

GOTTA MAP FOR YAZ, WE IZ DAT ONE! U NO THE ONE!

>>24497415
FASTA DONT MEAN BETTA YA GROT! RED GETS GREEN INTA DA BATTLE FASTA! DAS ALL RED IZ GOOD FER!

SOUNDS LIKE YUR LUZING TO ME YA GROT. YOU MUST BE REEL PUNY LIKE IF YA CANT KRUMP SUM BUGS

>>24500133
ZOGG THOSE STINKIN' BUGZ, DEY GOT NO KIT TAH LOOT.

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>>24501006

YOUSE OVIUSLY AIN'T TRYIN' 'ARD 'NUFF!

>>24503720
itz... bu'eful

>>24480622
Wot's a "theeiter"?

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EYAR BOYZ, DIS ERE UMIE BEEN BUFFIN' DA OTHER FORCES OV DA 'VERSE. EE'Z A SNOTLING, OO IZ DOING THE ORKDEX!

>>24480446
'OW DO DEM HUMIE "MAGNITZ" FINGS WORK?

>>24508857

SEXY ORKS BE MUKKIN' ABOUT! YOU AIN'T ROKKIN, LOOTIN OR FOITIN, YOU IZ A GROT.

>>24508936

http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Squad_broken

IF DIS DON'T FILL YOUR OOMIE NEEDS, THEN ZOG OFF

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>>24480446
Mo'shi-Mo'shi!

Wanna party, Be'gel-san?

No, this is Patrick

>>24508983
LOOK YA GIT. EVERYBOY KNOWS MOBBIN' IS WAAAGH.

GET ENOUGH OF YA PONYBOYZ TOGETHER AND YOU CAN KICK BEAKY GUTZ TO DA MOON.

>>24508983
NO MEANS NO!

>>24509049

Depends on how they're dressing. Sometimes No, means "I don't want to look like a slut, but I'm actually okay with it."

Why do the "red ones" go faster?

>>24509067
BIGMEK RAZZAKART 'ERE.

DAT'S EASY. DEY ARN'T RED. DA KARTS ARE FASTEST SO DEY LOOK RED 'COZ OF AN INCREASE IN ZAPPYMAGNETIC WAVELENGTH.

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This is by far the greatest /tg/ thread I have ever seen <3

And this is probably what that damn probe's been picking up for thousands of years.

>>24509158
YES YES. TIME TO OPERATE. I REPLACE YOUR DANGLY SQUIG WITH A POWERCLAW

>>24509178
COST TREE FIDDY TEEF.

OR I REPLACE BRAIN WITH SQUIG. MORE FUN.

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Oy, yoo eva erd o Jesus? Dis nob be more kunnin an brutal den gork an mork togetta. Here a part fer ya...

Da Boss Above, he take care me,
Jalike da sheep farma take care his sheeps.
He goin give me everyting I need.

He let me lie down wea da sweet an soft grass stay.
He lead me by da water wea I can rest.

He give me new kine life.
He lead me in da road dat stay right,
Cuz I his guy.

>>24509286
>dat feel when you no get da kine life dat stay to da max foeva.

>>24481242
The Ghostbusters?

>>24509018

DAT DEPENDS ON IF DIS 'ERE PARTY IZ EKWIVALENT TO A WAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!, COS IF IT AIN'T DEN I AIN'T SEEIN' DA POINT

>>24509587
WOT IF ITZ A RAZZA?

>>24509607

WOTS A ZOGGIN' RAZZA, GORKLE AIN'T TELLIN' ME NUFFIN'

>>24509625
RAZZAS ONE OF DA BIG THINGS WITH DA BIG WHEELS WITH ALL DA KARTS IN 'EM. AND DA KARTS YA RAM INTA EACH UVVA.

ALSO RANGES TO FIRE SHOOTAS AT TARGETS, AND DA GROTS WHO REPLACE DA TARGETS.

>>24509286
BUT WERE'S DA FOITIN' !?

>>24509701
Deres this thing called "Krusadin". It's like a waaaagh but kooler.

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>>24510419
YEH ROIGHT! IF YA'Z LIKE FOLLOWIN' SUM FUNNY SMELLIN MUSHROOM EATIN' MADBOY 'STEDA A PROPPA BOSS!

>>24509691
SHTOP SPOON FEEDIN YA DUM GROT

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>>24480446
OI! I GOTZ A KWESCHUN! HAZ ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR EVEN AS DESOIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE?

>>OMSESOME YER