You are the commander the of M26 Pershing Heavy Tank named "Black Jack". Your driver has got a girl's phone number, you're pretty sure you have a concussion, and your grandfather is apparently following you on your grand adventure to attend a girl's school in Japan in order to drive tanks. Also the program that you thought you'd be participating in evidently no longer exists at this school.There's also a pig-tailed redhead who, if she got on her tippy-toes, might just barely reach your collarbone. And she's just claimed you don't look like much. And your bowgunner/radioman still hasn't shaved his ridiculous IRA-meets-Taliban beard.>"Excuse me?">"Pretty big words for a little girl.">"And who the hell are you?"
>"Excuse me?"Let's try to keep our rage in check. Shooting off of the mouth to the school council would make things even worse.
>>24479699>"Excuse me?"We might be offended if that statement wasn't so damn ridiculous coming from her.
>>24479699>"Excuse me?"AWW YEAH TIME FOR GuP QUEST!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ss2GRPllSEs
>>24479699>"And who the hell are you?"Don't make fun of her height. She'll be expecting that.
>>24479699>IRA-meets-Taliban beard.I like it. Let him keep it.>"Excuse me?"
>>24479699>"And who the hell are you?"
I predict a match coming with them. Pretty easy as Momo's a terrible shot. Only problem that I can see coming is if Anzu decides to take over the gunner spot. (She's as talented as shes' short and lazy)
>>24479699>>>"Excuse me?"But please try to sound as obnoxious as possible, just because.
>>24479699>"Excuse me?"O god, I just got into WoT, I'm addicted.
>>24479699>"Excuse me?"WOO I AM NOT AT WORK FOR ONE OF THESE THREADS YES!I want us to constantly forget to use honorifics for everyone. Just to piss the Japs off, and be MURRICAN!
>>24480057Yes let's just call everyone by their given name and write it off as a cultural thing if we ever get called out on it.
>>24479699>"Pretty big words for a little girl."
You stare down at the girl. She stares right back up at you. Slowly she puts her hand out, and the friendly-looking and well-endowed girl on her left places a package of what look like orange potato chips in her hand. You blink slowly. "Excuse me?"The girl casually pulls a piece of orange chip from the package and takes a bite. "I said..." she repeats slowly, as though talking to someone with special needs. "You don't look like much. Don't you agree, Momo? Yuzu?"The gentle-looking brown-haired girl nods obediently, while Monacles continues glaring. Yeah, you've had about enough of that, time to put the runt in her place- "And who the hell do you think you are?" You say, taking a step forward and affixing her with a withering glare. "I'm not the kind of guy who's gonna stand here and let half-pint stranger take jabs at me and mine." You jab a finger towards her. "So yeah, I guess we are the new crew. And that's the last time you're gonna be talking to us like that." >Wait for a reply.>Shove past them and head on-board.>Back up to stand with your crew.
Also, might've forgotten my tripcode.
>>24480115>Shove past them and head on-board.No time for their bullshit. It's time for tanks.
>>24480115>Shove past them and head on-board.We have AMERICAN stuff to do
>>24480115>Back up to stand with your crew.
>>24479699>"Pretty big words for a little girl.">"Not really. 'Defenestration', THAT'S a big word".
>>24480115>>Back up to stand with your crew.>Back up to stand with your crew.
>>24480115>Shove past them and head on-board.We've got TANK STUFF to take care of, we have no time for bullshit!
>>24480115>Back up to stand with your crew.Present a UNITED FRONT. We are American, and we watch out for our own.
>>24480115>Back up to stand with your crew.Anzu may be Prez, but we don't know that yet. Nor do we care.
>>24480159Defenestrating someone on a boat would be a fairly bad idea.
Shove them out of the way and get on board. Let your actions show that you're more than they expect.
>>24480115>Back up to stand with your crew.Gotta stand with your crew
Shove past, we are there as a goddamn favor to them, we don't need them, they need us.
>>24480115>Shove past them and head on-boardGAIJIN SMASH
>>24480174>fairly AWESOME idea
>>24480115>>24480115>Back up to stand with your crew.We have any kind, "quick everyone look imposing" signal?
>>24480193>Implying we don't have a ginyu force pose in the bank and ready to go in such cases as thisTHE TIMEISNOW
>Back up to stand with your crew.He should't step too much out of line
>>24480115>Stand by our boys (and girl)
>>24480207>someone else who's read that blogI swear to god, if we wind up having to play dodgedick I will hurt someone.
>>24480259Well as long as nobody starts a rumor that we have a biggu dikku...
>>24480115>Back up to stand with your crew.The little one's posse has challenged us, lets show them who had bigger guns.
>>24480259>>24480328Why play dodgedick? We just become Hugh Heffner.Think about it. Harem. And they crew TANKS. None shall mess with us, and it ends teh waifu wars as we'll have them all.
>>24480364Do you WANT to have a high school girl decide it'd be fun to kancho the stupid gaijin with the biggu dikku?
>>24480115[X] Back up to stand with your crew.
>>24480364How about no
>>24480391>>24480380>>24480379I would prefer not to see waifuing if possible. Just throwing a curveball.Stupid Pershing, I feel like we're cheating with a very late war tank.
>>24480428Shut your mouth son, Black Forest has a goddam Maus.
>>24480428I don't think there'd any bad waifu wars as there's various good choices and as long as we get a chance to see them all before choosing, I doubt things will get bad.Trying to do a harem? That's just stupid and basically impossible.
>>24480443Yeah, but they could have left it alone in town. the only problem was the city was their whole endgame strategy.They really had enough speed to ignore it anyways.
>>24480465Pretty much my view too. Harems are just....ughh
>>24480473Had they made it their flag tank, they would have won.
You glance around you, the little argument is already getting an audience. Good- let them know that you and your crew will not be messed with. Monacle takes an angry step forward. "Y-you will not talk to the Class President like that-" "Or what?" You take a step back to stand with the rest of your crew, putting on a tough face."Hey, when are we off. I gotta pee." Patrick says behind you. You glance behind you to see your crew is doing anything but looking imposing- Rick is busily texting someone, Ron is nose deep in a comic book and Rose is fixing her ponytail. You swallow nervously, before going back to looking fierce."Momo, down." Monacles immediately steps back. Pigtails takes a step forward before sticking her hand out. "Anzu Kodotani. Class President. Good to finally meet you." She says with a nod. You reach out and shake it, still a bit confused and angry. You introduce yourself and your crew."You've probably got some questions..." She says leaning against a pallet of luggage.>"Why are we here? Couldn't you have found some girls in Japan instead of bringing us all the way here?">"I've been hearing that Oorai doesn't even have a tank program?">Other
>>24480603>"Why are we here? Couldn't you have found some girls in Japan instead of bringing us all the way here?">"I've been hearing that Oorai doesn't even have a tank program?"
>>24480259>See huge black guy at the train station>Think "you don't see that shit every day">Realize it's a fucking mirror>Unlock zen understanding of why the Japanese are so racially weirdI loved that blog, right up until it seemed like there were more updates after his legal marriage, but before they did the actual ceremony.
>>24480603>"I've been hearing that Oorai doesn't even have a tank program?"This seems like a really logical question to ask
>>24480603>"I've been hearing that Oorai doesn't even have a tank program?"
>>24480603>"I've been hearing that Oorai doesn't even have a tank program?""Seriously, what is this? Is it all an elaborate plot to <get some sausage in this clambake?>"<slip into English>
>"I've been hearing that Oorai doesn't even have a tank program?"I think we've cleared that hurtle.
>>24480603>"I've been hearing that Oorai doesn't even have a tank program?"Why are we even here if not to blow shit up?
>>24480603>"Why are we here? Couldn't you have found some girls in Japan instead of bringing us all the way here?">"I've been hearing that Oorai doesn't even have a tank program?"The best defence is a good offense, and we have nothing to hide behind at the moment. Let's press for moar info!
>>24480603THE FUCK IS THIS?
>>24480759It was her first orgasm.
>>24480603>"I've been hearing that Oorai doesn't even have a tank program?">"Why are we here? Couldn't you have found some girls in Japan instead of bringing us all the way here?"
So what's the Japanese equivalent of a clean shirt, new shoes, silk suit, black tie, gold watch, diamond ring, cuff-links, stick pin, top coat, top hat, black shades, and white gloves?
You look at the Class President. You're not sure whether to let your defenses down just yet, so you go right for the one thing that's been bugging you ever since you found out about it."Everybody I've talked to has been surprised that I was bringing a tank onboard. Probably even more surprised that, you know, we've got four guys coming to what's supposed to be a girls' school. Everyone's saying that Oorai doesn't even have a senshado program, though." Anzu leans back, stretching her arms behind her head. "We don't." She says simply. "Not yet, anyway. We needed a good tank, a good crew, something to be the nucleus of Ooari's senshado program!"You blink at her. Now that you thought about it, you couldn't remember one time you had talked to Chono where she had said Oorai had a tank program- it was always about how great Senshado was and the level of skill of Japanese tankers. Dammit. God dammit.You had always just assumed that Oorai would have a program full of skilled, female tankers. >"So wait, you wanted to buy Black Jack, originally- do you guys even have any tanks?">"So why get us? It would've been far less expensive to bring in some team from another school?">"Were there any problems getting a bunch of guys into a girl's school?"
>>24481122About the same now a-days.
>>24481128>"So wait, you wanted to buy Black Jack, originally- do you guys even have any tanks?">"Were there any problems getting a bunch of guys into a girl's school?"
>>24481128>[x] "So wait, you wanted to buy Black Jack, originally- do you guys even have any tanks?">>24481140Awesome. We need to find a tailor somewhere. Because every girl's crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man.
>>24481128>"So why get us? It would've been far less expensive to bring in some team from another school?"
>>24481128>>"So why get us? It would've been far less expensive to bring in some team from another school?"
>>24481128[X] "So wait, you wanted to buy Black Jack, originally- do you guys even have any tanks?"[X] "So why get us? It would've been far less expensive to bring in some team from another school?"
>>24481128>"Were there any problems getting a bunch of guys into a girl's school?"OTHER than Rick
>>24481128>"So wait, you wanted to buy Black Jack, originally- do you guys even have any tanks?"Dammit. We're going to be essentially be solo for the first couple of fights.
>>24481128>"So why get us? It would've been far less expensive to bring in some team from another school?""Not to mention the hassle of getting us into your school..."
>>24481128>"Were there any problems getting a bunch of guys into a girl's school?"Really wondering what they had to do to break that whole gender issue
>>24481209Depends but even at most it'll only be 1-2 other allies.
>>24481214True. For Yukari the appropriate form of "sharp dressed" would be fatigues, boots, and an A2 Flight Jacket.
>>24481260Or knowing her lack of discrimination, Panzer SS uniforms.
>>24481209Nah man. It will be weeks before the skirmish against St. Gloriana Girls Academy. Everyone will have their tanks up and ready to go, so along with our tank, there will be 6 in total on our team at the start
>>24481307Assuming we don't derail the plot.
>>24481298We're commanding a Pershing.Also, Oddball wore an A2.Are you saying you DON'T want to emulate the greatest American hero of all time?
>>24481335I don't think we will derail getting the tanks, if anything we will push hard to find them.
"So why us, then? Why go all the way to America to grab a bunch of guys?" You're really getting confused now. "I thought Japan was supposed to be the big hub of tanks in the world, so why go through the trouble of shipping us and our tank all the way out here like this when there must be hundreds of tank crews to choose from over here."Anzu looks at you. "When I decided Oorai should bring back Senshado, I didn't bring it back to do well. I brought it back to win." There's a fire in her eyes now. "If we are going to win we need the best. The best tank, the best crew."You finally speak up. "And that's us?" She just looks at you, and you're suddenly a little bit uncomfortable that you're being put in this position.>"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?">"We're good, but I don't know if we can carry an entire team like you're expecting us to...">"What kind of problems were there getting guys into a girl's school like this?"
>>24481340Sorry, I misread you. I thought you were talking about what Yukari would naturally consider sharp dressed.I would very much prefer not to look like a member of the SS. We are here to bring a touch of FREEDOM to these people. Come to think of it, Oddball was a very free person.
>>24481403[X] We're good, but I don't know if we can carry an entire team like you're expecting us to..."
>>24481403[x]"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?"Pres pls. Pls stahp
>>24481403>"We're good, but I don't know if we can carry an entire team like you're expecting us to..."We can't do everything
>>24481403 >"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?"
>>24481403>"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?">"We're good, but I don't know if we can carry an entire team like you're expecting us to..."These go hand and hand here
>>24481403[x] "So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?"[x] "What kind of problems were there getting guys into a girl's school like this?"
>>24481403>"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?"
>>24481403>"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?">"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?"
>>24481403>>"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?">>"We're good, but I don't know if we can carry an entire team like you're expecting us to..."
>>24481403[x] "So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?"and_here_we_go.gif
>>24481403>You've got other tanks right?Oh if only he knew...Be sure to dredge the lake!
>>24481403>"What kind of problems were there getting guys into a girl's school like this?"Yup we're the best. No need to address that issue.
>>24481403>"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?">>24481409Well, considering her first thought for an alias was "Sergeant Oddball", we know she's a Kelly's Heroes fangirl. As such, going full Oddball in our attire will likely trigger her "proto-hippy American tank commander" fetish.
>>24481403>>24481441>>24481449>"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?"
I'm all for going full Oddball if we keep telling Rose to knock off the negative waves.
>>24481403>>"So, senshado is a team sport, right? So you've got other tanks, right?"Incoherent rage incoming in 3...2...1
>>24481491Kelly's Heroes seems to be a popular thing in the GuPverse as I read that even the 1st year team watches it.
>>24481403[x] "We're good, but I don't know if we can carry an entire team like you're expecting us to..."
>>24481574>even the 1st year team watches it.Before the finals, yeah. And they steal Oddball's trick in order to get around behind, and kill, a couple of late war German superheavy TDs.But they're pretty strongly implied to be big time movie buffs.
"So, you've got one tank and a crew, but from what I understand, you're gonna need a few more for Senshado."Anzu nods, but her brown-haired adjutant speaks up first. "Yes, the minimum is five tanks on a team." Anzu takes a bite of another orange chip. What are those, anyway?"So, that means you've got more tanks, right?"Anzu nods. "Of course!" You look at her. "They're all over the school- I mean, Yuzu found the records for a bunch of 'em. They can't have sold all the tanks by now. There's gotta be a few hidden around the ship..."You look at her and your mouth hangs open.>"You don't even know how many tanks we'll have?!">"What about the other tankers?"
>>24481665>"What about the other tankers?"
>>24481665>"You don't even know how many tanks we'll have?!">"What about the other tankers?"
>>24481665>>>"What about the other tankers?"Try to casually grab one of the orange chip things.
>>24481665[x] Both of the above
>>24481665[x] "You don't even know how many tanks we'll have?!"
>>24481665>"You don't even know how many tanks we'll have?!">"What about the other tankers?""And what in the hell are those orange things you're eating?"
>>24481665>"What about the other tankers?"Don't panic. The first rule of tank combat is to not panic.
Can we mention that we don't know team tactics as well?
>"What about the other tankers?"
>>24481665>"What about the other tankers?"Ha ha ha... You do have other tankers? Right? Right!?
>>24481665>"You don't even know how many tanks we'll have?!">"What about the other tankers?"Again, both
>>24481730This should be brought up. It was mentioned previously that Tank combat had become a 1 on 1 affair in America. Do we have an instructor to go over team tactics with? I mean, we're flying blind on that subject.
>>24481774Well, Gramps may be here for that. Also, I believe Chono will help there too
>>24481819>I believe Chono will help there too>Ami Chono>doing anything other than standing back and watching us have a skirmishGood god you really believe that, don't you?
>>24481840Guys guys guys listen guys listen.MIHO IS ON THE BOAT AS WELL. Commander sorted.
>>24481840She is the teacher for the thing, not sure if she'll be better or worse.>>24481848You forgot that at the moment she HATES the sport.
>>24481848This. Also this makes me wonder. Will Miho and team anglerfish be the flag tank or will we and team eagle be flag tank?
>>24481859She get's her Panzer IV, and we'll just guilt her into it. the St Gloriana match briefing will have her speak up as pr the animu, that's when we guilt her into it.
>>24481878Aren't flags decided by the Judges outside our control?If we get to pick flag, I want to hurt Miho so much for giving Flag to her ridonkulus tanks in matches.
>>24481879That's not much of a way to do it. Hopefully we can go about it in a less jerkassish manner.
>>24481878Flag tank changes as needed like in the show. Probably not us seeing as how we will likely be in the thick of it.
>>24481893You know she had a reason for each of them right?
>>24481900Ah right. I forgot how it was in the show>Guess It's time to marathon it for a refresher
>>24481895Considering she just gets command dumped on her when she speaks up about how St Gloriana fight (and that they will expect an ambush).... How is that us being jerkassish? She has command experience, we do not.>>24481910That is what I dislike about the anime. Tank speeds are all wrong.
>>24481895It's not a question of guilting her into it, it is a simple point of She has experience in Senshado, no one else does. We may be an excellent unit, but we are used to 1 on 1 tank hunting, not squad based combat.She is the most experienced in Senshado, thus she is the most suitable candidate.Not a matter of guilt. a matter of fact.Either way, Anzu will do the manipulation...
"So wait, you've at least been training some tankers, right?" You say, hoping for any kind of good news."Well, we've been training a bit over the summer." Anzu says. "I'm the commander, of course. Yuzu's not a bad driver and Momo here our gunner, for better or worse." Momo sinks with the comment, and Yuzu comforts her with a quick hug. "Oh! And that Nishizumi girl was supposed to be some great tanker back at her old school, so I'll make sure she joins."You look at her. You look at the chips, overcome with curiosity your hand darts out to grab one. "So, you've got four people." You rub your eyes and shake your head. "That's barely a full tank crew!" You take a bite of the orange chip. It takes about a second for the flavor to register- sweet potatoes?!>"We're good, but I don't know if can carry the team like this...">"Wait, Miho is a tanker?"
>>24481936tank speeds are exactly rightin the sense that they move exactly at the speed of plot.
>>24482053>"Wait, Miho is a tanker?"The chick who ran off?
>>24482053[x] "Wait, Miho is a tanker?"
>>24482053Miho shouldn't have shit to do with this one.THIS IS OUR STORY BITCH, GET OUT THE WAY.So in that case>"We're good, but I don't know if can carry the team like this..."
>>24482053>"Wait, Miho is a tanker?"
>>24482053>"Wait, Miho is a tanker?""What tanks. Exactly. Before I turn this ship around and take Black Jack home. You said you wanted to win, and you are not giving me a 'winning' impression at all."
>"We're good, but I don't know if can carry the team like this..."I'd rather not be a part of guilting her. I'd rather be the good cop to Anzu's bad cop.
>>24482111Anon, we need Miho. We know jack shit about team tactics. Besides, we need her to command the panzer 4 at minimum.
>>24482132This. >>24482129And maybe some of this too
>>24482053>Wait, Miho is a tanker?">"What tanks. Exactly. Before I turn this ship around and take Black Jack home. You said you wanted to win, and you are not giving me a 'winning' impression at all."THIS IDEA I LIKE IT
>>24482129I'm okay with this as long as its an empty threat. I mean, we get to drive Black Jack around and someone else foots the gas bill? That's worth transferring alone!
>>24482174Adding my vote to this
>>24482053>>Wait, Miho is a tanker?">>"What tanks. Exactly. Before I turn this ship around and take Black Jack home. You said you wanted to win, and you are not giving me a 'winning' impression at all."Yeah, this. Empty thread, though!
>>24482159I dunno, she really came into her own as the commander, and in this story that's gonna be our job.Besides, since we're the ringer they shipped in they won't have a reason to conscript her in the first place, so I don't really think she'd WANT to be here.Besides, there's always other options!
On second thought, maybe no empty threats because if Anzu's Anzu, she's going to call bullshit on us and then we'll look really silly.
>>24482053>Wait, Miho is a tanker?">"What tanks. Exactly. Before I turn this ship around and take Black Jack home. You said you wanted to win, and you are not giving me a 'winning' impression at all.">>24482227Ehh, I don't mind the lack of WoT General-like discussion.
>>24482274I meant 'threat', hurr.
>>24482053>"We're good, but I don't know if can carry the team like this...">"Wait, Miho is a tanker?""Uhh... you sure about that? I didn't get that impression off of her when we talked. At all."
>>24479699Completely un-related, but I love the look of the lowest girl in OP's pic. It's that long-suffering look of, "You see the shit I have to put up with?" Bloody hilarious.
>>24482273Yeah she's no fool. That and tossing around empty threats isn't a good idea as someone who realizes this will make you act on them.>>24482257I'm not sure if the MC and Co will exactly replace her as she knows more about the Japanese version of the sport than us. If anything MC and Co. will help her overcome her issues.
>>24482257Besides the fact that Anzu just said they were gonna take Miho, we were shipped in for our awesome tank, not our command skills. While I agree that Miho shouldn't get the spotlight, there are plenty of ways to make her the commander and still make things interesting for us.
>>24482311That's how she always looks.
>>24482311Holy shit, ain't seen you around in a while mate!I still think Miho will end up as CO, Anzu said she was a great tanker. We are the big scary tank (until Porsche Tiger unlock. Mmm... Delicious Leopon Teamu...).
Guys maybe we should go talk to Miho and find out what her deal is.
>>24482325Dude we are the lone wolf, with miho she can take a group of nobodys and turn them into tankers, but us we don't even need a team we are the badass of our school.
>>24482355While I like Leopon team, I prefer the Volleyball team for deliciousness. Even though their tank is a steaming pile of watery green shit.
>>24482384I'm all for this so we can help her>>24482388I think it'll be that the MC's tank will be one of the main pillars of the team.>>24482407Well... if only they were known for more than having two busty chicks in snug clothes. Though it's not exactly their fault (not sure if the novels or anime flesh them out more or not)
>>24482407I do like all teams evenly, as I can't decide the best team. Volleyball team do have some, assets, though. I still can't pick between Yukari, Erwin or Jagdpanther-chan for my favourite girl. Kei is pretty top tier too. That is going to be one interesting battle.>inb4 we swap schools to the MURRICA! school midseason, show all dem wannabes how a REAL MURRICAN does it.
"So, what tanks have you found?" You say. The headache from being beaned in the head with a helmet is pounding furiously in your skull.Anzo looks a bit uncomfortable at this. "Really, they aren't that bad, all things considered-""Anzu, I'm about to turn this ship around, take Black Jack and go home." It's a hollow threat, but you need straight talk at this point- just how far down the rabbit hole have you managed to crawl?Anzu looks taken aback by your sudden threat. "There's most of a Panzer Kampfwagen IV in the garage.""Most?" You say, raising an eyebrow."It just needs a few parts!" She insists. "And there's a M3 Lee in storage somewhere. We heard there's a Type-89 I-Go somewhere too." She rattles off. This is not looking good- the only proper tank out of the three was the Panzer IV- with a decent gun it wouldn't be bad. The Lee was much less effective and you don't know much about Japanese tanks, other than that they were small, undergunned affairs that were meant more for shutting down Chinese peasent rebellions than holding off other armor. Sit down on a stack of suitcases- you need an Advil."What about Miho? You said she's a tanker?"Anzu seems glad to be off the subject of Oorai's "Tank" team. "Yes! In fact she was a commander on their team when Black Forest Academy nearly won last Autumn's tournement!">"Why isn't she on their team this year?">"What other tanks do you think are out there?"
>>24482388This. We're at our best off on some isolated part of the field, doing a mission that can only be accomplished by a single tank with a mean fuckin' gun.
>>24482452>"Why isn't she on their team this year?"
>>24482440Hey, its three busty tall chicks in snug clothes thank you very much.But, we were just talking deliciousness. I agree they have about zero background or personality.
>>24482454Yep. I see us as the cavalry tank. We can do everything, so we're like a floating reinforcement to the rest of the tanks we'll have at the start.>>24482452>both, again!
>>24482454We can be the edgy loner on the team that everyone agrees is cooler then the hero and who gets his own side stories because he's just that awesome.
>>24482454Yeah from what OP showed american tankery is 1v1 or free for all so I imagine we are pretty good at lone wolfing.
>>24482452>>"Why isn't she on their team this year?"
>>24482451my most favored girls would be Yukari, Oryou, Miho. There's a few others I wouldn't mind though.>"Why isn't she on their team this year?"This has to be asked.>>24482484well from what I saw, one of the three is more average compared to the other two. Yuzu is quite nice looking, too bad she's a flat doormat in personality.>>24482509I don't think it'd fly so well in this. That and after doing well enough, other teams will go after the MC's team specifically.
>>24482452>"What other tanks do you think are out there?"We need tanks right now. We'll find people after we have the tanks.
>>24482452[x] "Why isn't she on their team this year?"You don't ditch a near-champion team without a reason. Especially for a school WITHOUT an active team.
>>24482536I think the question as to why Miho is here and not there more important.
Hey, not disagreeing with you guys, but you think we can wait to see what's happening before going lone wolf? Because while yes, our tanks amazing, getting ganged up on by five enemy tanks still means we are dead.
>>24482452>"Why isn't she on their team this year?"This is something we need to know.
>>24482546Nope. Tanks take priority.
>>24482531Yuzu is a doormat, but she's a nice, huggable doormat. Who does not mind getting wet and doing hard work. yeah, I think she can join my list. Miho is just, well, the best look I think Miho pulls the entire show is her PTSD look in the first ep. Cracks me up errytime.
>>24482554Exactly, as I can imagine such an ambush getting set up potentially.>>24482569I would be more upset at your startling lack of empathy, but this is /tg/, where such a thing is disturbingly normal.
>>24482554This. It was fine being a lone wolf when it was 1v1. But going against teams, lone wolfing is damn near suicide, If we lone wolf at all, it should only be for trying to flank distracted enemies in conjunction with other teammates.
>>24482605>for trying to flank distracted enemies in conjunction with other teammates.That's exactly the kind of stuff I meant in >>24482454There are some jobs that you don't send more than one guy on. We can do those jobs.
>>24482605Who are we gonna flank with? Looks to be going straight anime, so the M3 and StuG III should stick together, the Panzer 38(t) and Type 89 together, and that leaves Miho's Panzer IV with us, or leading the runaway brigade.
>>24482594I was just mentioning as a fact of life, though part of me hopes the writer gives her more personality.Miho is a generally nice girl and an able tanker, though I consider her something of an underdog as she's easily overshadowed.
>>24482645I find Miho's problem is she is easily swayed. She's capable, just dumb to believe in her friends. underdog indeed.
>>24482663I was referring to how she'd compare to other girls for anon's attention. There's a good chunk of girls with more looks/curves, there's a good chunk with more personality/quirk, and a few that out do her in both.
You look around seeing if you can spot the girl in question. You can't. "So if Miho's some great tanker, why isn't she on Black Forest's team this year?"Anzu looks over at Momo, who shakes her head. "Well, she was sort of the reason they didn't get first. She abandoned the flag panzer..." You wince at the term. "...in the middle of the battle with Pravda... My guess is that she couldn't live with the shame, especially considering who her mother is." Anzu takes another chip before offering you another. "Their loss is our gain, though. Even if she screwed up that badly she's still a great tanker. She'll probably jump at the chance to redeem herself, too!"About this point the gangplank up to Oorai is finally lowered and the deckhands start ushering people up onto the Oorai schoolship, the main deck of which is nearly a kilometer above you. Anzu starts picking up her bags.>"Wait. Her mother?">"Any idea where more tanks might be?"
>>24482663She does not have much willpower. She's a good commander because the team already respects her enough to listen.Lets get her that Learning English With R. Lee Ermy book/CD the japs made.
>>24482720I kind of hope for miho but mostly so we can give her mom a dose of AMERICA!!!!
>>24482727>"Any idea where more tanks might be?"Disregard plot, acquire tanks.
>>24482727[x] "Wait. Her mother?">>24482745FUCK YEAH
>>24482727I like how she doesn't say *why* she abandoned the tank.
>>24482728>Lets get her that Learning English With R. Lee Ermy book/CD the japs made.This one?>>24482727>"Any idea where more tanks might be?"Let's get down to businessTo defeatThe Krautaboos.
>>24482727>>"Wait. Her mother?"Feels like a small-town hick playing in the big-leagues and not knowing anything, oh god.
>>24482727>>"Wait. Her mother?"
>>24482727Any idea about more tanks? Because frankly, only one of the three you mentioned is a good tank and that's only if it has the right gun.
>>24482727>"Wait. Her mother?"This is the woman who must receive AMERICA!!!!
>>24482756Yeah I mean seriously its a fucking Game and she was doing what they should have done in the first fucking place which was render assistance to the people who were in MORTAL FUCKING DANGER.
>>24482727Well first things first. We have an entire school full of potential crew, but without tanks there's no point, so show us the garage so we can judge for ourselves.
>>24482727>"Any idea where more tanks might be?"We can get the story from Miho at a later point. For now, lets go tank hunting (after settling and being shown off at the school that is)
>>24482777Shiho's a cunt, news at 11.Hell, even Maho thought it was rather bullshit.
>>24482777Which any reasonable parent would agree with but templartank mom doesn't... which is why we must give her copious amounts of AMERICA!!!! to the face.
>"Wait. Her mother?"My.... Anzu's completely misreading things. That and I'm sure the tank matter is being looked into (That and it takes most of the season) but finding out about Miho's background won't come so easily.>>24482809That'd be harder than finding the tanks.>>24482728I wouldn't be surprised considering her family. As both her mother and sister are Iron Maidens. Some would thrive like her sister while others would wither.
>>24482822Hey anon, I suggest you read up on GuP some more. Maho has a reason for acting like she does.
>>24482821Its not even parents, I mean even in military exercises the protocol is to fucking pause the exercise and ensure the safety of the soldiers and participants. to think that they would disregard this in a HIGH SCHOOL SPORT is just more reason why japan shouldn't be allowed to fight wars.
>>24482851I forgot to mention that Maho isn't completely so; my apologies. When out of battle, she's pretty nice. So it boils down to her mother.>>24482858That's quick to jump to conclusions off of what one family/school did. That disregards the rest more or less who wouldn't disregard it.
>>24482858Even so as bad as that is her mother going total bitch mode because of it is worse, also I really think it would be funny if we gave TEMPLARTANKMOM a fist full of AMERICA!!!!
Is OP still here?
"Wait, who's Miho mother?" You ask, as Anzu stands up to go aboard the Oorai. Anzu practically has to stifle a laugh. "You haven't heard of the Iron Maidens of Black Forest Peak?" She says quizzically. "I'll tell you later. She puts her hand out behind her, and Yuzu puts a business card in it before Anzu hands it to you. "You can get a hold of me here." She says with a short bow.You look down at it as she rushes off, before the sun is suddenly blocked out above you. Looking back up you can see Black Jack's shipping container, suspended from a crane as it's moved to a huge cargo dock in the side of the schoolship. You watch nervously as it traverses water hundreds of feet deep before being safely set down on the other side.>All aboard!
>>24483132>All aboard then
>>24483132TO BLACKJACK AND FREEDOMS!!!we must guard him from Yukari
>>24483169>guard him from YukariDon't you mean give Yukari a guided tour of him?
>>24483132>All aboard!Finally. Though I'm tempted to vote to jump overboard.
>>24483195best way to guard him. Don't want to leave him alone with her... you never know what she might do...
>>24483195>quickly devolves into a guided tour of Yukari's panties
>>24483227And this is a problem .... why?
>>24483258When did I imply it was?
>>24483227I'm torn, on one hand yukari is cool, on the other I want to give shiho a fist full of AMERICA!!! and the best way to do that is miho who is adorable in her own right.
>>24483292I wanted a Miho route anyway, smashing in her bitch mother's face with FREEDOM! just makes it more attractive.
>>24483292>I want to give shiho a fist full of AMERICA!!!And what, we can't do that for our friend? We have to getting some of "da pussy" first? You are no true knight, ser.
>>24483361Do you really think we'll see shiho if we don't go miho route cause I don't.
>>24483376Do you really think we'd see her even if we WERE?She DISOWNED Miho.
>>24483424Actually if we go miho route I was planning on trying to get her enough confidence to confront her mother about her bitchyness after we win the tournament of course.
>>24483518We can still do that for a friend. I mean, what, do you expect sexual favors from all of your friends in exchange for doing nice things?
>>24483518>again implying a friend cannot do that
>>24483533Yes.This is why you don't get laid /tg/
>>24483402Yeah I'm this guy >>24483319Did you even read my post?
who says we have to stick with one girl?
>>24483592/tg/ - Harem end is the only end.
>>24483592The fact that we are not of Juraian royal blood.
>>24483534>implying we can get miho's horrible confidence up without spending so muxh time on her that we end up datingI'm just saying anon if we are gonna go miho route, we gotta go all the way, girl needs some real help that just a friend won't be able to give her.
>>24483592Do you really want to ride a nice boat?>>24483633You should really lay off of those Visual novels.
>>24483633What she needs is somebody who's willing to car bomb her family's house. And we only know ONE guy who has the qualifications for THAT.
>>24483592>>24483533Here if /tg/ would actually go the distance with the harem end I would join your effort but in the end it never happens because of moralfags and other nofun assblaster's.
>>24483647>>>24483633>What she needs is somebody who's willing to car bomb her family's house. And we only know ONE guy who has the qualifications for THAT.
Yukari route is best route
>>24483645Yeah shoire kid
>>24483671Yah, I'll car bomb a house for you. Wait, what are we talking about?
>>24483617>>24483621I didn't really mean build a harem. But theres no reason we can only ever date one of them for all time. tisn't like we're marrying them.
As you and your crew board, you immediately go from an open deck to a very cramped interior hallway. Students are already on hand, herding people towards different elevators and stairwells. You reach into your jacket and produce an envelope full of documents, showing it to a deckhand who ushers you to an elevator to the top deck and a small map of where you'll find your new residence. You still haven't seen your grandfather anywhere, or Chino. Your crew had mostly been broken up by having to head to different elevators. You had attempted to explain to a stewert that you needed to go check on your tank, but either she didn't understand you or was two busy to care, shoving you with about twenty other people into a ten-minute elevator ride to the top of the ship.>Head home.>Explore around town.>Go check out the school.
>>24483706Holy shit is harem end actually getting support, if it is this cause totally has my axe.
>>24483731>Go check out the school.Here we go
>>24483731>Go check out the school.Let's see if we can get some other character encounter's before thread is over.
>>24483731[x] Explore around town.Random encounter, ho!
>Explore around town.>>24483706causal dating sounds like a good way to mess up the team, and no one in their right minds would want a string of exes. Who is a better man? One with a single great relationship or one with a hundred failed ones?>>24483732I don't think it's going to fly. Good thing the Author isn't the type to Nice Boat anyone.
>>24483731>Go check out the school.Maybe we'll meet the automotive club so we can get a head start on the best route.
>>24483776>the Author isn't the type to Nice Boat anyone.That's what YOU think.
>>24483731>>Explore around town.
>>24483776yeah it suck's but your right, harem end will never get enough support, yanno just once i would like to see /tg/ actually go harem route in a quest, just fucking once not even for perve shit just to prove we can.
>>24483731>Go check out the school
>>24483788That's more for the harem and casual dating retards to worry about, not me.But damn did all the retards from SWQ come swarming here or something? As the stupid infestation is something fierce.>>24483827If I thought the setting and/or writer would remotely allow it, I'd go for it. sadly most are based very much on our world with its values preventing that. That and most writers would find it too difficult to do well.
>>24483827maybe another questPerusing harem would distract from the glorious tank action, which is why we're here isn't it?
>>24483850that's actually pretty funny I know several people in polyamory relationship's including my mom, guess you have to be older for such a relationship to work, I really can't see it being someone's first relationship.
>>24483864Part of it; only the die hards would remain if it was only about tanks.>>24483887Are you by chance in Utah? Joking aside, that's the exception, not the rule.
>>24483897I feel the need to point out that the only Mormons who still do the polygamy thing are Fundamentalist Mormons, and they're looked at as fuckin' psychos by other Mormons.
>>24483897Nah a part of it is my mom's been through shit and at this point she's confident enough in relationship's that another women doesn't bother her, also I would actually love to see a school day's quest were we played mokoto and tryed not to die horribly.
>>24483926I was joking with the first part, hence "Joking aside">>24483954Still the exception. If it was truly the rule, I'd have heard more of it than now.
>>24483954>school day's quest...Yeah, you have fun with that.
Advocation the harem route in a quest that takes place on a really nice boat.
>>24483990Can you imagine all the rage such a quest would produce, all those bad-end's, it would be hilarious.
>>24483990It'd be easy provided Anon actually stuck with the first girl and never stray.Matoko.... what a dumbass.
>>24483954>>24484017Actually, that's perfectly possible in the VN the anime is based on.Only three of the game's twenty-one ends are bad. It's just that the bad ones are HORRIFYING.
>>24484033Huh never played it, but seen the anime and have absorbed enough of it through osmosis that I know the premise would amuse me greatly, honestly I thought the harem end of it was trolling.
>>24484033Indeed but such a.... failure is rather believable considering the personalities involved.
>>24484033Don't all the rereleases just include more bad ends though?
>>24484148dunno but that wouldn't surprise me as the bad ends are what got School Days most of its fame (more so than the fact it was a VN with fully animated scenes)
>>24484148I believe so.
The town is... actually not that much smaller than your old hometown. You had been expecting some quaint little villiage, but it was actually quite modern and actually a bit crowded- though the Japanese never did seem to have a huge problem with that. Another thing is just how friendly the people were. You weren't used to strangers waving or greeting you so often- it was even more surprising considering how insular you'd heard Japanese society tended to be.The town has all the amenities- Various shops and markets, a karaoke bar, a library, a few restaurants, even a KFC. Remarkably well equiped for floating twenty miles out in the open ocean. It was literally just a town, complete with small rolling hills and woods on it's outskirts, sitting on top of a gigantic ship.>Go to the tank shop.>Go to the park.>Go home.
>>24484245>Go to the tank shop.I CAME HERE TO TANK
>>24484245>Go to the tank shop.Time to scope out parts that night come in handy
>>24484245>>Go to the park.I feel like a bit of fresh air.Not that I expect this to be anything but pissing against the tide.
>>24484245>Go to the tank shop.Tank time now.
>>24484245>>Go to the tank shop.I came here to drive tanks and fuck bitches and I am all out of bitches
>Go to the park.I'm curious what'll happen here but yeah some fresh air and relaxation would be nice anyways.if the Tank Shop wins and it lacks in Yukari, I would be unamused.
>>24484245Tank shop, I guess.Yukari time again?
>>24484245>>Go to the park.
>>24484258this but with a Pershing turret
>>24484245>even a KFCWe'd better get our reservation for Christmas early.>Go to the tank shop.Of course.
>>24484245Can we see if the have and Spergshing parts at the shop?
I'm hoping that /k/ doesn't take over this quest. Not everyone is reading this just for the tanks. Some of us read for the humor and girls.
>>24484367>Not wanting tanks above all...I don't understand
>>24484367I'm just amazed that it hasn't been bowled over by WoT discussion or waifu wars. The last few threads achieved that perfect balance between all three.
>>24484410Well this is /tg/, we're capable of balancing topics.Unless you WANT us to argue?
>>24484393I'm not /k/. And stories catering solely to /k/ aren't as popular as ones that consider EVERYONE.>>24484410I like that balance, hence my worries about all the tank nuts steamrolling everyone else and ruining things.
>>24484439I'm more worried about Waifu fags to be honest.Although it's obvious we're going with best girl
>>24484423Absolutely not! This quest, so far, has been a slice of fried gold!
>>24484456Well if they reared their heads in force first, I'd be talking about them.I would rather give some others a chance before deciding something. But I do consider Yukari a top runner (as well as one of my faves)
The PanzerKraft Armored Emporium is really not much more than a hobby shop- sure there are some small pieces of equipment here and there- sites, a few suspension sets and roadwheel replacements. Most of the store, however, seems to be several eisles of model tanks. "Oh! You're new around here. Don't see many gaijin in here- guess you're part of the crew of that new tank they're bringing aboard?"You open your mouth and then close it. "How-?" You started.The man, slightly older and starting to bald, laughs. "Yukari called me about 20min ago, talking a mile a minute about some new tank. Said it was a Pershing and it had a male crew from America." He gives a thoughtful look. "Ain't that something, a male tank crew on Oorai." You're looking around as he chats with you when you see it- sitting on a plastic head. It's shiny, olive drab finish completed with three white stars emblazoned on it's front and a pair of seemingly over-sized driving goggles strapped above them."So, can I help find anything, friend?" The shopkeeper asks. It calls to you at a level you cannot understand.You reply flatly, pointing at the helmet. "I want that."
>>24484489>Patton's helmetFUCK YES!
>>24484489News spreads fast on this ship. Didn't think Yukari would start blabbing about us so quick, though.
>>24484489That helmet is never leaving our head.
>>24484489Awwww yeahhhh. Gimme that helmet!
>>24484489>Yukari called him earlierI am not surprised. I think she's one of the regulars.>>24484523I think she only told the shop keeper as it'd be a tanker thing.
Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest!We get a new hat.That fucking cat is in our roomAnd we trip over someone.Girls und Panzer Quest will return at 5PM PST on Monday!Also, follow me on twitter in case my schedule gets screwed up!https://twitter.com/BlackJackGuPQ
>>24484538>Running again on mondaySo much for a boring monday.
>>24484489if we travel the Yukari path, we can 'lend' her the hat for her undercover op as Pvt Oddball...
>>24484538>inb4 that someone is Mako
>>24484552we need to buy her the jacket toAnd an Iron cross
>>24484538>And we trip over someone.Mako?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZjLDgOns54
>>24484555Of course it's gonna be Mako. Woman's gonna be lyin' around like a bump on a log. That and she's the only person of the main crew we still haven't met.
anyone gonna archive the thread?
>>24484683It's usually taken care of.
>>24484711and taken care of.
>>24484864>taken care ofhttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24479699would help if I posted the link.
FUCK I MISSED ITdamn you alcohol and r/a/dio
>>24484489Fuck yeah, Patton. Can we get any more American than that?
seeing as we're going to convert Oorai into AMERICA starting with the tank teams could we maybe get an Ersatz Panther?