>>24440170
You arrive at a larger, white building that holds the name GRINGOTTS emblazoned in gold above its entrance. Upon the great oaken doors, a poem is engraved in silver, warning against theft and greed. It takes a few minutes of waiting to come to the main counter, where a short wrinkly chap - a Goblin, apparently - takes Mr. and Mrs. von Einzbern off to the side to deal with their accounts.

Another Goblin - Griphook - adresses you and Kingsley.

"Does Mr. Potter have his key?" the Goblin asks.

Kingsley reaches into one of his pockets, and pulls out a small, silver key, as well as letter from Dumbledore. He gives the goblin both.

"Very well, right this way," he beckons you over to the back, "We'll take a speed seven Cart, to Vault 687t."

You...
>Ask if you can wait for the von Einzberns.
>See if you can get Illya to come along, at least.
>Go ahead alone.
>[Other]

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Harry James Potter

[ATTRIBUTES]

[4] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built fo speed more than strength."
[9] Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes"
[6] Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating."
[8] Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most."
[7] Luck - B "You've got better luck than most."

[9] Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit]
[8] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, one of which has been opened]

Magic Circuits Open - 1/26
Prana Available - 13/13
Wounds - 0/6

[SKILLRATINGS]
[10] Academics (Mundane) [INT] - E+
[9] Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E
[NA] Academics (???) [INT] - N/A
[12] Acrobatics [AGI] - D
[9] Athletics [END] - D
[9] Capioera [AGI] - F
[12] Cooking [AGI] - D
[8] Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - F
[10] Discernment - E+
[8] Mystic Eye Lore [LCK] - E
[9] Origin Magic [CQ] - F
[10] Reinforcement [CQ] - E
[11] Stealth [AGI] - E+
[NA] ??? [CQ] - N/A

[TRAITS]

Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.
Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.

[PERKS]

Devil's Luck - You may temporarily reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.
Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.
Multitasker I: Multitasking penalties to skill checks are reduced by 1.
Mystic Eyes of Death Perception: You see the Death of things, and deal additional wounds when using a knife.
??? - ???
??? - ???

>>24440176
>See if you can get Illya to come along, at least.

>See if you can get Illya to come along, at least.


I've been waiting you glorious bastard!

>I wish I had a pic of Kotomine saying "ejoice, the best time of the week has come"

>See if we can get Illya to come along

huh, where is everyone?

>>24440176
>See if you can get Illya to come along, at least.

>>24440176
>>See if you can get Illya to come along, at least.
Oh yesss.

>>24440176
>See if you can get Illya to come along, at least.

>>24440468
At this hour, most people in the US would still be at school or work.

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"Hold on," you tell the Goblin. Illya's looking bored, sitting in the corner pouting while her parents go about the long and tedious processes involved with inserting oneself in the Wizarding Bureaucracy. "It's okay to bring other people down with me - right? I mean, Mr. Shacklebolt is coming..."

Griphook frowns. "It is not... against the regulations, I suppose. Very well."

You scamper over to the von Einzberns. Mr. Kiritsugu seems very engaged with the paperwork, frowning as he meticulously goes over each and every line. He's probably had to do stuff like this before, what with his old jobs for 'Old Man Acht.' You're not entirely sure what those jobs entailed, but they did involve going overseas, which you're fairly sure involves a lot of paperwork.

"Hey Illya," you whisper to her. "You want to come down and see the vaults?"

"Huh," she snaps her head toward you in suprise - she must have been daydreaming. "Yeah, sure. Better than staying up here in the snorefest, I suppose." She turns to her parents. "Pappa! Mamma! I'm gonna go down with Harry to the vaults, is that okay?"

"Of course, sweety!" Irisviel chirps. "Have fun."

You grab Illya's hand, and bring her over to Mr. Shacklebolt and Mr. Griphook. The Goblin hurries the two of you into a bizzare looking contraption on rails, like someone had taken a gyroscope and bred it with a minecart. You and Illya get into the front seat - the Goblin and the Auror take the back. With a lurch, the vehicle starts, and you're shooting across the tracks at an... uncomfortable pace.

>Roll 3d6

Rolled 2, 5, 5 = 12

>>24440718
>in b4 we vomit all over Illya

Rolled 2, 2, 6 = 10

>>24440718

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Rolled 2, 3, 4 = 9

>>24440718
oh boy, one of us falls out

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Rolled 1, 3, 6 = 10

>>24440718
>The Gringotts part from Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone vidya for PlayStation

Rolled 1, 4, 4 = 9

>>24440718

Yesssss I've been waiting for this all week.

Professor Chaos, you said you would be running on Wednesdays and Saturdays, can we assume that Saturdays aren't going to be happening given how they haven't?

Rolled 4, 6, 1 = 11

Just to let you guys know, I've made an Ebook version of this quest, the link to the updated version can be found here: http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb

Not sure if I should have included the statblocks though, or how often I should be including them in the Ebook.
>>24440718
Rollan'

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You're doing God's work, my son.

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[ENDURANCE RATING: C+ - 6]
[LUCK RATING: B - 7]
[TARGET NUMBER: 13 | ROLL: 9]
[SUCCESS!]

Fortunately, the pace is not so uncomfortable that you lose your breakfast from track sickness - you turn a little green and feel a bit more nauseous than is comfortable. Hell, you're holding up better than Kingsley, who is politely engaged with Mr. Giphook about turning the speed down just a hair or seventy. It's Illya who fares the worst on this train ride.

"Is that a dragon?" she asks when she finishes throwing up over the side. "Because that looks like a dragon. That's sooo~ cooo~l! This has to be the best bank ever and-!" She turns green again, and throws her head over the side again. "Oh God, I just puked on a dragon."

Her eyes light up.

"THAT IS SO COOL!"

The ride ends, and you all step out of the cart - Illya taking a liking to your shoulder, as she hasn't quite regained her balance. Griphook gives you a speech that you don't quite pay attention to, about the vaults and their defense mechanisms and how if you break in you'll be trapped forever. You nod along, more concerned about the Dragon Illya threw up on being mad than the vengeance of bankers.

"Now, concerning your finances," Griphook says, "The Potter Vault is currently inaccessible to you, and won't be accessible until you come of age. If you desire, I can have the accountants prepare a statement of your family investments. Right now, though, the money you have access too is limited to the trust fund James Potter set up in your name."

You...
>Ask to see your trust vault.
>Ask if your family left you anything besides money.
>Ask for a brief statement of your net worth.
>[Other]

>>24441115
>Ask if your family left you anything besides money.
>Ask to see your trust vault.
We're 10, once we see the trust vault we'll have completely forgotten that there's more money.

>>24441115
>Ask if your family left you anything besides money.

I don't think we're the type to be that concerned about money.

>>24441115

>Ask if your family left you anything besides money.


Cool things plox.

>>24441115
>>Ask to see your trust vault.
>>Ask if your family left you anything besides money.

>>24441115
>>Ask if your family left you anything besides money.
>>Ask to see your trust vault.
dese

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>>24441115
>Ask if your family left you anything besides money.
>Ask to see your trust vault.
I wonder how much could be inside?

GUYS
WE'RE WIZARD RICH
AND A MAGUS
WE CAN TOTALLY MAKE THIS ECONOMY OUR BITCH!

>>24441254
We'll add "Abuse the Magus and Wizard economies for Fun and Profit" to our to-do list, after "Create wacky Mystic Codes with the Weasley twins" and "Dotstab Dementors"

Rolled 5, 1, 3 = 9

>>24441115
>Ask to see your trust vault.
>>Ask if your family left you anything besides money.
Essentials, professionalism, etc

>>24441115
>in b4 trust vault amounts to little more than a small roll of bills and a used condom

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"Did my family leave me anything besides money?" you ask. Money is useful, you know, but it is far less important than the assets that one can create by using money. You have visions of fabulous expanses of land in the mountains of Italy and the fields of Scotland, secret tools that your parents had created, ancient mystic codes passed down from your forefathers.

"Yes, I had almost forgot," Griphook says, reaching for his clipboard. "Let me see, let me see. You were left a small handful of properties... a small block of apartments in London... the Potter Manor in northern Scotland... and the James and Lily Potter Memorial Museum is owned and operated by the Estate."

He waves to a Vault, marked 687a. "You also have full access to Vault 687a, and the various artefacts found within."

"What sort of artifacts?" Illya asks in curiosity.

Griphook looks at you in askance.

"What sort of artifacts?" you ask, frowning.

Illya pouts as the Goblin responds.

"Various magical and mundane items that have been passed down the Potter Family line since its inception." He says. "Mostly furniture, paintings, children's toys, and older editions of several ongoing texts. Most of the contents were removed from Potter Manor during the War, to keep them from being destroyed."

You...
>Go into Vault 687a
>Go into Vault 687t
>Ask for more details regarding the properties.
>[Other]

>>24441315
>Abuse the Magus and Wizard economies for Fun and Profit
Hell given how little value a gold coin has in wizard society we could easily sell them for the gold in the muggle world, use those to buy muggle commodities that the wizard world would like but not really understand and we could make masses of money.

>>24441504
>Go into Vault 687t
grab money, then
>687a
Grab books

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>>24441517
>make masses of money.

>>24441504
>Go into Vault 687a

>>24441504
>Go into Vault 687a

>>24441504
687t, take out enough for our shopping trip and future expenses then 687a to check out the artifacts

>>24441640
This

>>24441528
Would we really have the time to go over all the books though? We're already going to be learning Potter magic, and at this point we know almost nothing about it.

I say we grab some money, and only grab books that look more like dairies or journals of our parents. Any books about magic are probably way above our level at this point. Maybe in a couple years we can take them and either read them ourselves or ask Hermione to explain them to us.

>>24441673
We could leave them for Kiritsugu to take a look at.

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"Alright..." you say, thinking. Well, you've probably got some time to take a look at at least some of your family's artifacts before you leave, but you figure it would be best to draw some of your funds out of the trust first. You might get carried away, if you spend too much time in the artifact vault. "Let me see the money in my trust fund, then."

Griphook nods, and waddles over to the door marked 687t. A stroke of his finger, just so, and the lock clicks open, the mechanical clockwork within the door ticking away as each redundant bolt snaps back into place. After but a moment, the door glides open, smooth as the air, and reveals a rather massive pile of coins.

"Wow," Illya says, "That's a lot of gold..."

Even Kingsley seems impressed with the sum, though he only shows it with a risen eyebrow.

"That's the trust fund?" you ask. "How much is in the vault proper?

"You are the sole remaining Heir of the Potter Household," Griphook says. "A household, that I might add, is only slightly younger than that of Houses Malfoy and Black. Your ancestors were many things, Mr. Potter, but impoverished was not one of them."

"Okay..." You say, "So, how much am I looking at, in pounds?"

"Roughly 90,000, if you deduct the predicted expenses for Texts and supplies for your education," he says. "It depends on how much the alloy we use to make galleons, sickles, and knuts is going for on the muggle market. You've about 10,000 galleons to spend until your tenure at Hogwarts is over."

You...
>Ask Griphook how much he would advise you taking.
>Take 100 galleons, for now.
>Take 200 galleons, for now.
>[Other]

>>24442089
>Ask Griphook how much he would advise you taking
these guys run the market, best get their advice and tak 10% more than they say

>>24442113
Going with this

>>24442089
People seem to really not want to respond to this choice for some reason. Ask Griphook.

>>24442113
Yeah.
>inb4 all 10k

>>24442230
no one wants to be first to make a jew joke

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"Huh," you trail off, your gaze returning to the mound of gold and silver and copper, not quite sure how much of it you should take with you for the shopping that you plan to go on with the von Einzberns. You turn back to the Goblin. "How much of this would you reccommend I take?"

"Well, that depends on what you plan on doing with it, Mr. Potter," Griphook responds. "Assuming that you're plan on going... shopping... today, I would reccommend you draw no less than 100 galleons. 150 or 200 might be better, especially if you think you might purchase... specialty equipment."

You decide to follow his upper end, scooping 200 of the golden coins into one of the brown pouches provided for you at the door of the vault.

[PERSONAL FUNDS: 200 REMAINING]
[TRUST FUNDS: 9800 REMAINING]

"Harry," Illya asks, "Can we take a look at the artifacts before we head up?"

"I wasn't planning on leaving until we had," you respond.

Griphook closes Vault 687t behind you as you leave, every bit as silently as he had opened it. Vault 687a opens in a similar manner to the trust vault, though its contents are much more wide and varied. Furniture decorates the room, paintings of sleeping people hang upon the wall, beneath which lie rows and rows of bookcases. In the back, there is a weapon rack, storing weapons from every era but the modern.

You decide to take a look at...
>The Books
>The Paintings
>The Alchemical Equipment
>The Weapon Rack
>The Furniture
>The Armors
>The Clothing
>The Toys and Trinkets

>>24442546
>>The Books
Search for journals and personal stuff rather than textbooks. acquire a few of them and bring them up to Kiritsugu

>>24442546
>The Books
Knowlege is always useful.
>The Paintings
Who would paint sleeping people? investigate

>>24442546
>The Armors
>The Clothing
>The Books
>The Weapon Rack

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>>The Clothing

>>24442546
[x]books
[x] weapon rack
[x]Alchemical Equipment
because Einzberns are alchemists, right?

>>24442546
Books (pick out some highlights to take with us), Paintings (paintings of sleeping people?), Toys and Trinkets (maybe find something we vaguely remember playing with when we were a baby).

>>24442546
Who are we kidding? LOOK AT ALL THE THINGS!

>>24442684
Now that you mention it...
This.
Have fun writing OP (:

>>24442546
>Books
>Clothing
>Alchem
>Trinkets
>if time, weaponry

>>24442684
this.

>>24442546
Go with >>24442684, but focus more on books and weapons.

Hmmm...
>In the back, there is a weapon rack, storing weapons from every era but the modern.
If Saber didn't win the 4th war and end the grail wars, we might of had a potential catalyst or two buried in there...

>>24442902
>If Saber didn't win the 4th war and end the grail wars

Who says the grail wars are over?

>>24442902
>If Saber didn't win the 4th war and end the grail wars
Why would the grail wars be over? Kerry didn't wish to end them

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You peruse the books first, searching the lines of shelves for anything that might clue you in to your family history and their possible development of a Thaumaturgical Crest. Griphook did say they were old, after all - perhaps they had some family magic they could pass down. You find some musty old Journals written by your Mother, Grandfather, and someone named Ignotus Peverell.

[INVENTORY GET: Lily's Memoirs, Harold's Diary, Ignotus' Field Journals]

While you were busy with the books, Illya spent her time taking a look at the portraits, going so far as to poke one on the nose. Much to her surprise, the painting - apparently of your grandmother - wakes up, and starts chatting with her. You catch a bit of their conversation as you approach.

"-rs. Potter since Howard Potter married Patty Peverell has been a red head. Or at least auburn. You might have a difficult time with him, deary..."

"Then I'll just keep the gingers a-" Illya catches herself as you come up behind her. "Oh! Hello Harry! This is, ah, your grandmother, Amelia Potter. We were just, ah, talking about you..."

She turns a light shade of pink.

"Oh?" you ask. "What about?"

Illya stammers out something incoherent, but Amelia takes over for her. "Why, those horrible muggles you've been living with. Lily was such a dear young girl, I'm amazed at how horrible her sister and her husband are!"

"Huh..." you mutter. You could have sworn they were talking about red heads... Then again, your mother was one, so...

>Field too long.

>>24443072
You examine the trinkets and furniture, some old memories of your infanthood coming back to you - especially regarding the big plush dog and wolf. You must have loved playing with those stuffed animals as a toddler. Oddly enough, the wolf's tail seems to have fallen off. You take a look at the alchemical equipment as well - though it seems a bit different than what Mrs. Irisviel uses. Perhaps Wizard alchemy is different from Magus Alchemy?

The last thing you make your way to is the weapon rack. There are many more weapons than you could possibly examine in a single trip, but you can get a good overview of everything. Some look like display pieces, others look like regular swords, and a few look like they might be mysic codes.

You examine...
>The display pieces
>The mundane weapons
>The possible mystic codes
>[Other]

>>24443090
>>The possible mystic codes
well what else, duh
The mundane weapons are too much out of date to be of any use.

>>24443090
>Sords
>Mystic Codes
>Extending blades that are attached under the forearm

>"-rs. Potter since Howard Potter married Patty Peverell has been a red head. Or at least auburn. You might have a difficult time with him, deary..."
>"Then I'll just keep the gingers a-" Illya catches herself as you come up behind her. "Oh! Hello Harry! This is, ah, your grandmother, Amelia Potter. We were just, ah, talking about you..."

Oh god, once the Yule Ball comes in our fourth year we're going to be in serious danger.

Check out the possible codes.

>>24443018
>>24443032
The only reason why the grail wars were ongoing was because no one won the grail or made a wish on it before it was destroyed. After the wish is granted, the grail shouldn't ever appear again.

If it did appear again, it would be another 60 years after the last one, as Kiristugu didn't order Saber to destroy it this time around.

Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't mind another Grail War after Hogwarts and we become a competent Magus especially if we can summon Moe Lancer, but I doubt there's going to be another war.

Then again, I expressed shock and disbelif that Gilgamesh wasn't an arrogant prick, Arturia reciprocated his feelings, and Kirei didn't go full REJOICE mode at the end of the last war, so what do I know?There might be another war.

>>24443156
>mundane weapons are too much out of date
>Neither wizarding nor magus worlds have gone past sords and wands tech

>>24443178
>>Extending blades that are attached under the forearm
And lose our fingers when testing it?

>>24443201
I believe the mundane weapons are sword/wand tech level

>>24443201
precisely, making them rather useless for us
>storing weapons from every era but the modern.
Swords and possibly flintlocks ARE out of date, you know.

>>24443225
Nah, I trust[ed?] that we've enough common sense that if there was one it'd be left there as a) we don't know how to use one and b) it's silly.

>>24443090
>The possible mystic codes

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>>24443261
Well, if we did learn how to use one, it'd be useful as hell especially with the Eyes.

>>24443287
nah, it would still be unwieldly as hell

>>24443328
For point stabbing of things getting close and personal (werewolves, snakes, smug bbegs)

>>24443374
I would honestly try to learn wandless magic to the point of being able to cast a simple, weak but precise stabbing spell
or simply reinforce finger and POKE OF DOOM

>>24443420
>Honestly
What would you do dishonestly, anon?

>>24443477
...use an anti material rifle and C4 from a mile away

>>24443477
I would dishonestly tell your sister I loved her, to get in her pants.

Eh, if the Grail's not all fucked up we shouldn't have to worry about a 5th War for a good half century. Let's just look over the good as we're a kid in a candy shop

>>24443578
>look over the good
>kid in a candy shop

So you mean we take everything?

>>24443529
>to get in her pants
how kind of you to help change her diaper.

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You take a closer look at the weapons that your inexpert eye believes might well be a mytsic code. There are all sorts of enchanted blades that the Potter family had collected over the years.

A shortsword, that does not warm in your touch, so cold that your breath seems to freeze as you hold it. A longsword, whose blade catches onto magical flame when you draw it from its scabbard. A rapier that gave you an electric shock when you ran your hand along the blade. A spear that seems much lighter in your hands than a weapon of its size should be. A scimitar that looks to be made of some obsidian metal, a snake engraved into the flat of its blade.

Illya takes particular liking to a simple warhammer, the sides of which are engraved with the symbol of Odin. Must be a germanic thing.

A particular knife catches your eye from amongst the rest. Not because of any special power it might hold - it doesn't seem to have any - but because, unlike the rest of the weapons you see before you, you cannot perceive any lines of death around it. It otherwise is very simple, a dull greyish bit of metal, its hilt wrapped in leather and its blade forged of no particularly grand craftsmanship.

It balances well, and feels... good... in your hands.

"So..." Illya grins chesire. "You wanna see if we can sneak any of these by Mr. Shacklebolt? I doubt he'll approve if we take any of them home with us."

You...
>Tell her that you think that's a terrible idea.
>Tell her you'll try for one of the swords.
>Tell her you'll try to sneak out the knife.
>Tell her you'll try to sneak out the spear.
>[Other]

>>24443420
Why? Combine EoDP with an accurate target pistol. So much easier.

>>24443655
>Tell her that you think that's a terrible idea.
>Tell her you'll try for one of the swords.
Take the Rapier.
In that order.

I would say knife cause it'll probably be easier but I would rather not go full Shiki.

>>24443655
>Tell her you'll try to sneak out the knife.
Fuck yeah, immortal knife.

>>24443655
We need that knife!

>>24443655
>Tell her that's a terrible idea
>Tell her if she sits on your shoulders piggyback, we can sneak the spear out.
We may as well go big.
Besides, why death-poke with a knife when we have a ten-foot pole of death?

>>24443655
>Tell her you'll try to sneak out the knife.
>Apologise that you can't take the warhammer now, at a later date you promise.
>Go look at clothes

>>24443687
Do this but with a little extra.

Try to sneak the spear out as well cause there's no way we could hide it, make a sheepish grin when Kingsley stops us. With luck he wouldn't think we'd gone for another weapon.

>>24443703
>>24443747
>>24443752

Not the knife you guys :(
I thought we didn't want to just be a Shiki clone

>>24443772
Shit, good point. God damn shoulda thought of that.

>not looking for an extending knife thing that's strapped to your forearm and can be used as a knife as well as to stab things without palming it

>>24443786
This is why I'm voting for electric stab machine.

Maybe we can be british magic electric batman.

>>24443655
>Tell her you'll try to sneak out the knife.
Putting aside how we're we're going full Shiki here, a knife would be the easiest to sneak away with. Plus, if the MEoDP can't kill it, it's more or less indestructible. After all, if something doesn't have any lines of death on it, it's either immune to entropy, or our eyes cannot comprehend it.
>>24443772
Apologies, I don't really want to go full Shiki, but the knife is the most practical for us to wield, and it's the easiest to hide.

now, if we had the invisibility cloak on the other hand, I'd fo for one of the swords to sneak out, and to always keep on us hidden under the invisibility cloak.

>>24443786
Take the shortsword instead.
The chill of death and all, you know?
Also easyer to sneak by than a rapier and more usable in a chil's hands

>>24443791
...You know, that's actually fitting. As in, you know, easy as hell to conceal under the robes, even with quidditch gear

>>24443655

>Tell her you'll try to sneak out the knife.

>>24443655
Rapier

>>24443655
I'm >>24443703 changing my vote to >>24443687

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>>24443858
Practical, is the word you're looking for.

>easily noticeable chillingthing
>not electric zappy thing that paralyses opponents

>>24443687
How about this, we take both the rapier and the dagger, tucking the dagger into our skivvys.

>>24443838
>>24443830
>>24443870
No love for spears and piggyback rides? fine... I'll go with the shortsword I guess...

>>24443655
>Tell her that you think that's a terrible idea.
>Tell her you'll try for the Scimitar
Snakes are good, aren't they?

>>24443928
i agree
At least take a closer look at it

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>>24443928

*grabs scimitar*

This is good, isn't it?

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"Well," you say, "sneaking out this knife should be easy enough."

Illya tilts her head at you, not quite understanding what you said.

"What knife?" she asks.

"This one," you reply, waving it in front of her face. "The one that I'm holding in my hand, right now."

"Harry," she says, "You're not holding any knife... ooh!" She spots the spear. "We should totally try to take this out! You can give me a piggyback ride, and between the two of us, no one will ever know it was there."

"Illya, that's..." you begin. "Leaving out the fact that I have a perfectly conceable knife right here, what happens when we have to get on the cart again? Or are you going to insist on sitting on my shoulders for the rest of the day, until we get home?"

"Well, I hadn't gotten to that part," she admits. "But still!"

"No, this is a terrible idea," you complain, as she pushes the spear into you arms. "It won't work, and it will be..."

The spear shrinks. No, that's not quite the proper term - it does not become a miniature version of itself, as would be implied by the use of the word shrinks. It, for lack of a better term, collapses in upon itself, in some twisting, non euclidean manner, until all that remains of it is a short baton that you could easily hide in your back pocket. The weight remains unchanged.

"Well, that's interesting..."

You...
>Take the spear and knife
>Take only the spear
>Take only the knife
>[Other]

>>24444127
>Take the spear and knife
God damn you making the Shiki knife so tempting. GOD DAMN YOU.

>>24444127
>Take fucking both

>>24444127
>Spear and Knife
>Clothes!

Also, instead of the traditional favourite that's Extendable Baton, we've got an Extendable Spear
Hooray!

>>24444127
>Take the spear and knife

We Diarmuid dual wield now.

>>24444127

>Take the spear and knife

Carry a sword out brazenly as well. Clearly, Kingsley has foiled our clever plot by making us leave a sword.

>>24444127
>[Other]
Both and the Rapier.

>>24444127
>take the spear and knife
we shiki-diarmuid now
>also take a closer look at the scimitar please

>>24444165
I like this.
Lets also look at the clothes! We need to wear our grandfathers ye olde pimpidus coatus.

>>24444127
>Take the spear and knife
Also,
>Well, I guess I owe you a piggyback ride
This turn of events validates my day. Hooray!

>>24444127
>Take the spear and knife
A knife that only we can perceive? Fuck yes.
Grab the spear too, that can be our main weapon that we always use, and the knife we'll use when we're disarmed.

No one expects an invisible dot-stab shanking!

>>24444204
>Well, I guess I owe you a piggyback ride

Fucking this

>>24444249
>Grab the spear too, that can be our main weapon that we always use, and the knife we'll use when we're disarmed.

I can deal with this, just so long as we don't go back to the knife for everything.

>>24443655
>>Tell her you'll try to sneak out the knife.

But we need a clever plan to do so, so what we do is try to sneak out something big like the sword, the short sword I would suggest, and also have the dagger hidden much better than the short sword so he'll notice the short sword, divest us of it, and then we'll be scot free with the knife.

>>24444282
Put it in our pants and just tell him we popped a bonner, whatever the hell that is.

>>24444298
What IS a bonner?

>>24444330
A county in Idaho, I think.

>>24444127
>[Other]
take them both!

>>24444298
>>24444330
That reminds me! We must make sure to catch up on health class.

>>24444346
I feel like it would take a lot more than a hidden knife to pop a whole county

>>24444370
We should ask Iri about it, I'm sure she wouldn't mind

>>24444387
Not to mention why it would be in our pants of all places.

>>24444387
Actually if you could find the point the represents the end of that county we could quite easily "pop" it. Doubt our mystic eyes are high enough level for it yet though.

>>24444370
Oh, yes there will be much delicious suffering to enjoy
The trauma, the ralizations...

>>24444411
Does this mean we could kill the concept of North dakota?

>>24444415

I love rejoicing, but what in the flying fuck is a ralization? Sounds like some sort of fruit.

>>24444393
>all of Iri's examples are about Harry and Illya
>Practical exam

>>24444415
Nah man. People in britain don't seem to get the same trauma from learning about sex that you americans seem to from the posts I've seen. At worst we'll get somewhat embarrassed around Ilya (or indeed any other girl) for a bit

>>24444420
And then they become one big Dakota?

>>24444447
I think it would revert back into a territory. There might even be natives, man.

>>24444447
hopefully.

Actually, could we get rid of the savages in the Carolinas and their inferior BBQ?

>>24444420
North Dakota is a fourth world country, so what would the point of killing it be? Mercy?

>>24444127
>Take both
I swear to god, if we just took possession of the fucking Lance of Longinus Harry is going to stab a bitch.

>>24444483
no, hurting the witness protection program.

It's like Maryland or West Virginia (The traitors). you never know anyone from North Dakota

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>>24444485

>>24444505
That's because they are all poor as fuck Injuns

Wait - We can easily sneak out the spear and the knife, so why not go for broke and grab the rapier as well?

>>24444485
Can we dotstab an EVA? Can we dotstab Evangelion itself? Can we dotstab the fourth wall?

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"Well, I guess I owe you a piggyback ride, now." You mutter, slipping the baton into your back pocket and sheathing the knife around your waste. "You mind grabbing the scimitar? That way, we can make Kingsley think that he caught our attempt at bringing a weapon out."

"Sure, sure," she says, picking up the black blade. "Now, onward, my faithful steed! To the old timey duds!"

You sigh, picking her up onto your shoulders. She's a bit heavier than you'd expect for such a delicate looking young girl, and you contemplate commenting on her weight for the briefest moment. But that would be a horrible idea, as you're fairly sure her father has been teaching her the martial arts since she could walk. You appreciate the current status quo, where you are not being thrown about by a headlock, thank you very much.

The old timey duds are, in fact, old timey duds. Very nice, no doubt highly fashionable, old timey duds, but old timey duds none the less. Everything is covered in frills and laces even (no, especially!) the men's outfits, and would not have looked out of place in a museum exhbit on the Victorian era.

Illya, of course, is having the time of her life.

A little while passes, and Griphook comes in with the notice that Illya's parents are on the last fifteen sheets of paperwork, and should be done by the time the cart returns. You...
>Grab the most tasteful jacket you can find before leaving.
>Tell Illya that it's time to stop oggling the dresses.
>Realize that none of these clothes can be described as "Tasteful."
>[Other]

>>24444528
Do it. No guts no glory.

>>24444485
is that code for Cuddle Illya and hold hands

>>24444528
personally, i'd think that that would make the goblin suspicious. I suppose it depends on our bluffing?

>>24444546
>Realize that none of these clothes can be described as "Tasteful."
Why the fuck is there PLAID?

>>24444546
>Realize that none of these clothes can be described as "Tasteful."

Harry is a practical man, I mean boy.

>>24444546
>>Grab the most tasteless jacket you can find before leaving.

>>24444546
>Grab the most tasteless jacket you can find before leaving.

>>24444566
well, it seems like it worked, though I dunno why we got the scimitar since nobody seemed to be voting for it.

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>>24444551

>>24444546
>>Grab the most tasteful jacket you can find before leaving.

Who knows when an overly fancy jacket will be needed. Put it on Ilya as she's riding on us and use it to 'conceal' the sword we're smuggling out. We want him to think that he's so clever, catching onto our stupid kid's ruse when actually we're pulling one over on him.

>>24444546
>Grab the most tasteful jacket you can find before leaving.
>[Other] Tell Illya she can take a dress if she spots one she likes.
With a little luck it'll be magical. Even without that, we'll have a swag new jacket.
Also, Illya points.

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>>24444602
Lewd!

>Realize that none of these clothes can be described as "Tasteful."

The more stuff we bring, the more thoroughly we will be searched. Ignore the clothes.

>>24444546
Grab the most tasteful jacket and get illya a dress

>>24444546
>Grab a fuckawesome old-timey english longcoat
C'mon, we'll grow into it and it'll be totally sweet.
Plus, it'll help hide the sword.
It'll be adorable too, because Ilya will be wearing it, during the piggyback ride... We'll be like a whole tall person. Fantastic.

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>>24444627
implying you dont want to do this with harry Illya

>>24444629
The only one who will bother searching us is Kingsley, who has no actual power over what we do with the contents of our vault. Kerry will only approve of weaponry and Irisviel should be easy enough to persuade if we get Illya a dress of her own and promise to pose for pictures in our new clothes.

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>>24444546
>Realize that none of these clothes can be described as "Tasteful."
>>24444602
pic

>>24444651
>DO NOT USE SPOILERS TO HIDE PORN OR ANY NWS CONTENT.
Reported

>>24444670
>Reporting your reports
Reported!

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>>24444637
Yes.
Hell yes.
Hell fucking yes.

>>24444679

> Reporting your reports of reported reports.

Rapport.

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>>24444651
>>24444661
>daring to report such filth on MY imageboard

there's a game students used to play in schools during my reign

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>>24444637
This is good. Yes. I like it.

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>>24444683
Can we yell "THE DREAD PIRATE ROBERTS IS HERE FOR YOUR SOUL" in broken English as we emerge into the great hall of Gringotts?

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>>24444724
Gotta keep up the Princess Bride references.

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>>24444724
>My Name is Harry Potter. You killed my parents. Prepare to die.

>>24444758

HP Nasuverse Quest.

50% Nasu

50% Potter

100% Princess Bride

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>>24444758

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>>24444758
STOP SAYING THAT

>>24444758
If we don't do this line before finishing off Voldy I will be very disappointed in /tg/.

>>24444772
Everything can be solved with enough Princess Bride.

Everything.

>>24444700
You are now aware that after Harry uses the spear, he will now qualify for the Lancer class.

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>>24444804
Hah, just thought of the end of the whole Harry Potter franchise.
>He's only slightly dead!

>>24444829

That's worse than a jinx man, don't even go there.

>>24444829
We've got Rank B luck, though.

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>>24444829
>lancer
>E rank luck

>>24444858
Not if Ilya ends up summoning us as her servant, though.
Although, now I'm not sure how I feel about that...

>>24444858
>We've STILL got Rank B luck, thoung.
fify.

>>24444838
Mostly dead.

Slightly alive.

>>24444868
>not harry dotstabsahorocrux.gif

>>24444868
>Not Rank E Luck in Action

>>24444897
I cannot wait for the look on Voldy's face when we stab the horcrux within us without actually killing ourselves.
Mystic eyes ftw.

>>24444916
Let's not get ahead of ourselves, though. We have to survive seven years of Hogwarts first.

>>24444916
>Stab self
"Foolish potter, if you want to...die..so..."
>pull out knife, no blood
>"Turns out my origin is literally death. what does your name mean in... French was it?"

>>24444858
Actually Nasuverse Luck is the ability to escape fate, and since we are bound by prophecy...

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"Fine, fine," you tell Griphook, "We'll be out in a second."

You grab one of the less garish looking coats from the collection, a greyish blue thing with golden trimming, and give it to Illya to wear while she's sitting on your shoulders. The sleeves are much too long for either of you, and it hangs on her rather adorably. Slinging the sheathed scimitar over your shoulder, you walk towards the exit of the Vault much like a single tall person. You are greeted by Kingsley, whose face is torn between amusement and annoyance.

"No." he says.

"No what?" you and Illya ask, simultaneously.

"No swords." he says. "Harry, put the scimitar down. You can take it out of the vault when you're older, okay? But right now, you're just a little bit young for something that dangerous."

You doubt that Kiritsugu would agree with the sentiment, but you doubt that the two of them see eye to eye on that type of thing anyways. You relent, putting the scimitar down, leaning it up right against the vault exit and making a gesture that looks like a promise to return for it one day. Illya pouts, giving you back the coat, and makes a few disappointed sounds for good measure.

The trip back up is somehow much smoother. By the time you arrive back at the bank proper, Irisviel and Kiritsugu are waiting for the two of you to get back.

"I hope you two had fun," Irisviel says. "Now, where do you want to go?"
>Broomstix
>Eeylops Owl Emporium
>Flourish and Blotts
>Madame Malkin's
>Magical Menagerie
>Ollivander's
>Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment

>>24444977
>Ollivander's
get ourselves a mystic code.

Make it two, actually. and one for Illya. actually, two for Illya

>>24444977
>Ollivander's

Wand!

>>24444977
>>Broomstix
>>Eeylops Owl Emporium
>>Flourish and Blotts
>>Madame Malkin's
>>Magical Menagerie
>>Ollivander's
>>Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment

All of the above, but let's start with a wand. To Ollivander's!

>>24444977
>Ollivander's
First thing's first. If our new Mystic Eyes of Depth Perception have altered our magic from canon Potterverse, it should show up here too. If not, we at least know where we stand.

>>24444996
>>24444997
>>24445007
Man, Kerry is going to hate Ollivander's approach to mystic codes.

>>24444977
>Ollivander's
>Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment
>Flourish and Blotts
>Eeylops Owl Emporium
>Magical Menagerie
>Madame Malkin's
>Broomstix

In that order

[x] Grab olde timey longcoat

we doctor now

Wands, then books, then trunks
Question what time of day is it.
Can we get advice on trunks and other storage.
Will Kiritsugi help us pack. : )

As a child we have poor time management skills. We will need or adoptive parents or store clerk's advice on going to the equipment place.

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"I would reccomend you all go to Ollivander's first," Kingsley says. "While your approaches to the use of wandless magic are without any doubt impressive, if you are not seen with a wand in hand, people will start asking questions. Questions that you two might not wish to answer."

"Fair point," Kiritsugu says, and the five of you are off, into the 12 o'clock sun.

Ollivander's is an old looking shop just a few stores down from Gringotts. The paint along its outside is chipped, and the wood is worn with weather and the passing of time. On its door, in peeling golden letters is the name of the shop. Ollivaders: Makers of fine wands since 382 B.C. That's near the end of the Age of the Gods, before the common era began and the power of the phantasmal began to wane. If the building is that old, you have no doubt the power of the artifacts created within.

"Welcome!" a voice greets you as you step into the shop. "I had a feeling that Mr. Potter would be arriving earlier than expected, but I had no idea that he would be bringing so many with him..." A frail shadow of a man steps forward from the endless shelves behind the counter. "Ah, Mr. Shacklebolt. 13 inches, ironwood, dragon heartstring. A potent wand for combat; I hope it is serving you well?"

Not waiting for a reply, he turns to the von Einzberns.

"Curious... curious... curious..." he says. "You two are... different than most squibs I have come across. And your daughter is every bit a wizard like young Mr. Potter... curious..."

You...
>Ask what a squib is.
>Ask how they're different.
>Ask if you can get fitted for your wand.
>Let the adults talk for the moment.
>[Other]

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So what's the betting this is what Kerry would see if he looked at a Boggart?

>>24445420
>>Ask what a squib is.
>Ask how they're different.

Yo man >let yo adults talk

We gotta gawk and look at all the things, brah. Where mah lines at?

Let the adults talk. Kiritsugi's got this.

>>24445420
>Let the adults talk for the moment
I'm curious to see how Iri and Kerrytugu will fill this in with their newly made Princess Bride cover story.

Meanwhile, Harry and Illya can check out all the nifty things in the shop.

>>24445420
>Let the adults talk for the moment.

>>24444758
>Implying we're Inigo instead of Westley
>Not challenging Voldemort to a duel to the Pain
We already have a Buttercup. Shit is perfect.

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"I can assure you," Kiritsugu says, "that my wife and I hold a magical lineage that dates back well into the fourteenth century. Neither of us are squibs, I can assure you."

Ollivander tuts.

"Qwikspell can help in such matters, I suppose," he says, "but allow me to tell you a little secret that few know of. Squibs do not inherently lack the ability to cast spells or work magical artifacts; thus why so they are capable of viewing magical creatures invisible to muggles. Your core is as intact as any other wizards' Mr. Kiritsugu - it is simply the triggering element which you lack..."

Kiritsugu lights up a cigarette with his thumb once more.

"Mr. Ollivander," the Mage Killer continues. "If I were not a Wizard, how would I be able to perform wandless magic?"

"That..." the old man rubs his chin. "Is most curious... are you saying that the trigger... hmmm... would you mind, perhaps, a more... advanced demonstration? Purely for my intellectual curiosity... if one need not the triggering element, then perhaps..."

Kiritsugu obliges. You aren't quite sure what it is he does, besides wave his hand over the rusty bell upon the countertop, but when he removes his hands, the rust is gone. As is the decades of wear - it looks newer than new.

"Curious... very curious..." the wandmaker mutters. "Well, perhaps I should outfit you with wands, if only to see what you might do with them. I must say, you are the most... interesting batch of customers I've had in decades..."

He strolls over to you.

"Now, Mr. Potter, which is your wand arm?
>Left
>Right
>Ambidextrous
>[Other]

>>24445887
>Ambidextrous

Dual wield ho.

>>24445887

>I don't know?

>>24445887
Why the hell does Kiritsugu keep showing off his magecraft?

>>24445887
>Ambidextrous

We hang out with Kerrytugu, if we haven't picked up ambidexterity he hasn't been doing his job right.

>>24445887
>ambidextrous

>>24445887
>Right
But we trains ourselves with our left as well so we can do "I am not left-handed" thing later on.

>>24445887
>Ambidextrous
Gotta be, we're the Mage Killer's apprentice.

>>24445887
>Ambidextrous
Because if you can choose why wouldn't you be.

>>24445887
>Harry "Two Hands" Potter

>>24445929
So what's up with tg's obsession with the princess bride? granted, I've never read the book but the film didn't seem to be all that spectacular when I watched it.

>>24445957
>I've never read the book but the film didn't seem to be all that spectacular when I watched it
Die

>>24445957

...

Watch it again? I have literally never met anyone who dislikes that film. Ever. I have trouble believing they exist.

>>24445992
>>24445981
Never said I disliked it, was quite fun to watch but didn't think it was anything special.

>>24446020

Well, I am sorry to hear that your inner child has passed, my condolences.

>>24445957
I will find you and violate you with a broken wine bottle you tasteless sack of sewage.

>>24446043
>implying your neckbeard aspie ass would even dare leave the house

>>24446027
oh, I get it, you need to be a child to enjoy it, thanks.

I'll stop derailing the thread now.

>>24445887

>Right

We can learn to use our other hand if we want, but I doubt we've had enough time to learn to use our offhand as well yet. We've spent most of our apprenticeship in a coma, after all.

>>24446097
I bet you also hate discworld.

>>24445887
>Ambidextrous

>>24446097

You do know you're posting in a Harry Potter/ Nasuverse crossover, right? Calling anyone here either a child or a neckbeard is kind of hypocritical.

>>24445887
Is there any downside whatsoever to choosing ambidextrous? If so, then we should pick left handed. People don't typically train to fight against lefties.

>>24446208
I read a few novels as a kid and remember that I thoroughly enjoyed them. No need to jump to conclusions, here I was thinking /tg/ was one of the less cunty boards.

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"Ummm..." you hesistate for a second. "Both? I mean, left was my dominant hand, back when I had one, but that was a good long while ago and I hardly remember it." The Dursleys had taken much effort to beat that extra bit of freakishness out of you when you were young, though it didn't quite take.

"Right it is then," Ollivander says, taking a measure of your arm... and letting the meauring tape continue on its own. "Every witch and wizard is born with a particular affinity for the two sides of magic. Those born left handed are more suited for the hard, precise magics - transfiguration, potions, conjuration, runes, arithmancy. Those born right handed veer towards the softer magics - charms, curses, divinations and the like."

"What does this have to do with-"

"Patience, patience," Ollivander says. "You see, while the wand chooses the wizard, it is also the wizard that chooses the wand. Each combination of material, length, and core holds an affinity for certain types of magic, and it is the combination that most resonates with your own capabilities that will, in the end, choose you."

"And the measuring tape?" you ask, as it begins taking your shoulder width into account.

"Is vital to the process, yes." The old man, now among his shelves, gives a small "aha!" and takes one of the boxes off of the shelf. "Now, here is one that I think may well suit you. Holly, Phoenix Feather, 11 inches. Come, come, give it a wave!"

>Roll 3d6

Rolled 3, 1, 3 = 7

>>24446299
FAPPO

>>24446268
I know nothing at all about nasuverse. I just enjoy op's writing style, the setting doesn't particularly matter to me.

Rolled 2, 4, 2 = 8

>>24446299

>>24446327

Thats fine, but dont go around calling people kids and Neckbeards for liking the Princess Bride. I

Rolled 5, 5, 4 = 14

>>24446299
Shout "ABRACADABRA!" when we do it.

Rolled 3, 2, 5 = 10

>>24446299

Rolled 2, 2, 2 = 6

>>24446299
WHAT HO

>>24446276
We have some things that are generally considered... sacred.
Tends to bring out the angry aspie in some of us.

Rolled 3, 3, 4 = 10

>>24446349
>Abracadabra
>The killing curse is Avada Kedavra
What could possible go wrong?

Rolled 5, 1, 1 = 7

Here we go

Rolled 2, 5, 3 = 10

>>24446299
Here we go.

>>24446344
It looks like you got cut off there, Kotomine Kirei

>>24446371
>accidently off olivander because loloriginmagic.
welp.

>>24446385

I had another remark, but it was unnecessarily petty, so I deleted it. Forgot the 'I'.

Rolled 2, 2, 3 = 7

>>24446299
Rollan'
>Rolled 6, 6, 6, = 18 incoming.

>>24446362
Fair enough.

>>24446344
wots wrong m8, cnt handle the banter?

>>24446460

Haha, fuck off. Really.

>>24446490
Quit feeding the troll, man.

>>24446460
>>24446490
>kiritsugu and kirei about the beat the shit outta each other.jpg

>>24446503

Sorry, you understand, I just cant let someone not love The Princess Bride. It fucking hurts.

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[?? SKILL RATING: F - 0]
[CIRCUIT QUALITY: A - 9]
[INCOMPATIBILITY PENALTY: 4]
[TARGET NUMBER: 5 | ROLL: 7]
[FAILURE!]

"Uh..." you wave the stick around awkwardly. "Abracadabra?"

Spectacularly, nothing happens. Well, there is a little explosion of green sparks at the wand's end, but other than that completely harmless side effect, there isn't much of anything that comes from it.

"No, no, no, no, no...." the wandmaker tuts. "Don't attempt to cast a spell with it, just let your magic flow! And why is it that all you muggle raised children try to use that incantation? Are you trying to kill someone, or is it just ingrained stupidity?"

You blink. "Actually, that's a common stage per-"

"Not now, not now," he says, coming out from the back with a small pile of wands. "More wands to test! And I swear, that is the last time that I'll be listening to Dumbledore telling me how to do my craft. Brother souls and brother wands, indeed." He picks up a greyish wand, delicately, and hands it too you. "What you need, Mr. Potter, is something more suited towards your... disposition. Here we are - 14 inches, Maple, Dryad heartstring."

>Roll 3d6

Rolled 1, 3, 2 = 6

>>24446580

Skip to a wand of elder, ya fraggle!

Rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8

>>24446580
Rallan dice!

Rolled 2, 5, 3 = 10

>>24446580
> And I swear, that is the last time that I'll be listening to Dumbledore telling me how to do my craft.
AHAHAHAHAH I lol'd.

Rolled 2, 4, 3 = 9

>>24446580

>>24446604
bwahahaha....yew and theseral hair.....that would be awesome.

Rolled 6, 3, 4 = 13

>>24446580
Flick the wand in the general direction of the window.

Rolled 2, 1, 3 = 6

>>24446580
Rolling.

Rolled 3, 5, 6 = 14

>>24446580
Once more. Alakazam this time?

Rolled 4, 4, 1 = 9

>>24446580
>Harry's canon Phoenix feather wand didn't work
ABANDON ALL PRECONCEPTIONS
WE'RE WELL AND TRULY ADRIFT NOW SON
SHIT SON
THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING
WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING
AND WE'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING
ANY SIGNS THAT WE ARE SLOWING

>>24446676
OH FUCK OH SHIT WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING?
THE CANON HAS BEEN DROPPED OFF IN LAVA AND WE IN UNCHARTED WATERS!

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>>24446676

>>24446676
NO MISTER WONKA I WANT OFF THE BOAT
NO GENE WILDER NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>24446676
It would be kind of neat if Cornelius Wonka showed up later

>>24446797
Only if he's a chocomancer.

>>24446797
Why Cornelius as opposed to William?

i've got to imagine that by the end of this quest dumbledore is gonna be all kinds of pissed off at us:
>accidently discredits him by kingsley finding out and smearing him
>not relateing our origin anywhere ear what he wants
>wands not right
>we will more likely then not fuck up alot of hogwarts because MEoDP
i actually feel really bad for him at this point.

>>24446814
I wonder if there are any mages in the nasuverse who have stuff like "Chocolate" or "Candy" as their origin.

>>24446826
Because whacko Ministers

>>24446832
Oh shit, I forgot this was all prophecy. OH SHIT MAN.

>>24446832
Dumbs is either incredibly incompetent or downright evil for the whole harry potter plot to make sense, The most powerful man in the wizarding world, both politically and magically manages to fuck up the simplest things over and over whilst maintaining a pretext of competency.

>>24446881

So, he's the God-Emperor?

>>24446854
>implying harry isn't gonna be even more OP by the time this mess is over anyways
>implying hes not gonna end up fixing all the problems literally every year hes had to deal with.
>implying we need to give a shit about horcrux bullshit with MEoDP

>>24446898

> implying voldy won't end up being shitty 1st act boss, and we go on to conquer the greatest evils of both universes

>>24446826
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ztTEfT_gOzA

>>24446908
>Voidy is the first boss
Holy shit, yes. That is great. 10/10. The minute we see him just dotstab his ass and the wizarding world is thrown for a loop.

>>24446908
>implying Voldemort can even be considered a 1st act boss at this point.

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[?? SKILL RATING: F - 0]
[CIRCUIT QUALITY: A - 9]
[INCOMPATIBILITY PENALTY: 3]
[TARGET NUMBER: 6 | ROLL: 6]
[SUCCESS!]

The moment you grasp the wand of maple, warmth surges up your arm. It feels... right? in your hand, as though it has found its place. The negative is not accentuated, but minimized. What you realized to be your ideal self - hatred and spite tempered by love and compassion; to forge your mind into a sword that can protect those you call your own just as it smites down those who would name themselves your enemy.

Sparks fly out of your wand, rising to a higher height and exploding in a flash of gold and ebon. Illya claps excitedly, and Ollivander looks... interested.

"Curious..." Ollivander says. "Very curious. You hold the weight of death upon your head, Mr. Potter... yet it seems that you also bear the burden of life as well. Perhaps... yes... they are two sides of the same coin, after all. It is only appropriate that you, whom have come closer to death than any wizard has in our history, might have a wand that is especially suited for healing people... curious..."

[SKILL UNLOCKED: WAND LORE - RANK E]
[PERK UNLOCKED: WAND OF MAPLE AND DRYADHEART.]
[RESTORES 1 ADDITIONAL WOUND WHEN HEALING WITH WAND MAGIC]

The rest of your time in the shop passes in a blur - no more than an hour goes by before the five of you leave. Kiritsugu exits with a wand of Yew and Dragon Heartstring. Irisviel's is one of Maple and Phoenix Feather. Illya, surprisingly, takes up the wand that you failed to use properly - the Holly and Phoenix Feather. Neither Mr. Kiritsugu nor Mrs. Irisviel's wands had quite the same vividness in their reaction, but Ollivander assured you that it was as normal as they were.

Next on your list of places to go is...
>Broomstix
>Eeylops Owl Emporium
>Flourish and Blotts
>Madame Malkin's
>Magical Menagerie
>Wiseacre's Wizarding Equipment