>and seeing house elfs as anything more than servants.
But that's all they are. What's the problem here?

Rolled 78

>>24430989
dats racist

~Nooooo~
I have to write a paper.
Why you do this, OP?

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>>24430989

>>24431000

>racist

oh you

>>24430972
I have no idea if there's anybody going to be on tonight/morning. This is just unexpected. But it sure does feel like the good ol' days.

Where's Dumble? He should be on right now.

>>24431063

hope he didnt get banned again lol

>>24431046
I'm just glad I'm not an east coaster, got like an hour and a half for millie feels before I drop dead.

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>>24430972
>wait for hpquest
>give up on it
>settle in to watch fan service anime for the night
>threads up
>okay.jpg

>>24431091
LOL

Yeah. That's my feeling, man. That's my feeling.

>>24431091

i just hope we have enough people on, i like you guys but i don't want it to just be us three :/

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>>24430972
all the art and relevant images: https://rapidshare.com/files/2116193682/millicent%20fauxley%20and%20the%20trident%20of%20some%20douchebag.zip

the year one pastebin:
http://pastebin.com/4GnjPuA8

for the new guys

>>24431114

er wait, i think we have two anons, so that's 5.

Rolled 45

You wake up to an inky blue sky. The air is crisp and Olivia is still sleeping with her bushy hair covering her face. She snores. A lot.

>Wake her up
>Go downstairs for a bite to eat

>>24431114
we got anons

Dear god OP, do you hate sleep?

>>24431133
Other
>Go back to sleeeeeeeeeeep.
Or see if her parents are up,

>>24431114
I feel the same way.

Rolled 40

>>24431147
Love it. Sleep hates me.

>>24431133
>look out the window, get dressed and stuff. and try to wait for olivia to get up on her own.

>>24431151
And by that I mean get breakfast
>>24431157
What time is it where you're at?

>>24431169
Should be around 6 for 7?

>>24431133

>go downstairs
>get food, make tea
>go outside and eat

>>24431169
its like 7 am were HPQ is

Rolled 59

>>24431169
06:43

>>24431133
Are we sleeping in the same bed?

lewd

>>24431168
Seconding this.

>>24431191

we're 12. And girls do that apparently, i guess its less awkward and acceptable because they don't have to deal with random erections making things weird.

>>24431179
This sounds good to me. But why outside?

>>24431215
I used to sleep my best friend when I was little

its more common than you think

we were both boys

>>24431220

because outside and morning and sunrise and fresh air. reasons.

>>24431245
I used to when I was a kid, then the last time I fell asleep with my head on my best buds lap, he kept sticking things in my mouth.

And that also the story of my addiction to Mt dew and the majority of my dental history.

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>>24431263
But i thought we were in the city. It's nasty being outside in the morning in the city.

>>24431322

are we in the city? never mind then. i thought we were in the burbs.

>>24431322
Suburb, outside will be okay, might get a chance to talk to Olivia's parents too.

>>24431191
no we are on an air mattress next to her bed

Rolled 74

Careful not to make a sound you crawl out of your sleeping back and, with Tara by your heels, leave the bedroom and creep downstairs. Nobody else is up yet, leaving you with some time to collect your thoughts. Sitting on the sofa you flick the switch to the fireplace and flick on the television. You've become adept at using muggle technology during your stay at Olivia's house. If someone asked you how it works you would be short for an answer other than 'electricity' - however muggle technology consists of a series of buttons, panels and switches which consist of the 'on' and 'off' buttons with the occassional 'medium' thrown in for good measure. It is surprising the way muggles seem to live their lives benifitting from the hard toil of others called 'scientists' - an entire division of people in their society working to build more stuff with buttons and switches that outdate the previous ones.

Roll 1d100.

>>24431335
>>24431343
Oh. That shit is fine then.

>>24431191
Nah apparently we're sleeping on an air mattress.

I'm thinking Olivia and us might share a bed when Joel shows up.

Unless he gets couch'd.

Rolled 83

>>24431356

>>24431322
>>24431335
>>24431343
" a small little place on an out of the way street."

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>>24431346
OH MY GOD.... How stiff are we in the morning? Are we sore any where?

>>24431368
...We just choked on a piece of toast.

>>24431381
Better than a floor.

>>24431368
We always start out with someone rolling an 80...

>>24431381

lol she's 12, 12 year olds don't get stiff in the morning

>>24431368
loud as fuck tv confirmed for waking everyone up
RAMBO FIRST BLOOD

>>24431361
mr.borchard aint havein none of that shit. joel is sleeping in the garage.

>>24431424
>joel is sleeping in the dumpster.
ftfy

Whatever we do, don't let Millie see YouTube.

>>24431408
LOL OH MY SIDES!

>>24431381
nigga wtf are you talking about airbeds are comfy as fuck.
>>24431430
with the local hobo who is actually just a wizard.

>>24431437
I always had terrible experiences sleeping in them. But I don't complain out loud as that's bad manners.

Rolled 71

>>24431437
There's that plotline down the drain.

I joke

>>24431447
It's like complaining how bad the beer you're drinking to your host.

>>24431451

>not using something because a player said it

oh youuu

>In before we find ourselves much taller than Joel.

Take that motherfucker! We're GIANTS!

>>24431489
We do hit our growth spurt earlier.

He'll have his revenge in year 5, though.

Rolled 16

The fireplace roars to life with a green fire that you know wouldn't have come from the plastic knock-off, however your life as the daughter of two wizards let you know what it is right away. Floo powder. A boy handsome boy with snow white hair and a soot covered face clambers out of the fireplace with a bundle.

>Couldn't of apparated could you?
>Did you seriously bother connecting a muggle house to the floo powder network?
>Joel
>other

>>24431512
Don't you dare rain on my parade! Don't be my rain, man!

>>24431522
>>Joel
...great.

>>24431522
>Joel
Here we go.

>>24431522
"You connected a muggle house to the flow network?"

>>24431356

> "ollie, it's time to CRUCIO"

>>24431381

I'll have you know that I examind flying witch and I have found it fun. Thanks for the suggestion.

>>24431522
Showoff...

>Did you seriously bother connecting a muggle house to the floo powder network?

>>24431522

> "Joel. Good Morning"

>>24431564
You are very welcomed. Here's hoping that someone will continue providing the raws to that gem of a manga.

Rolled 72

Oh Joel, why are you so god damn cool?

>>24431522
>Joel
"You're a little early; everyone else is still asleep."
He's earned 'friend' status at best, 'acquaintance' at worst.

>>24431577
Well... I'm going with this since its manners and all.

>>24431522
"Just gotta make an entrance don't you?"

(groggily) "hi. tea?"

>>24431593
This.

Also, "You've got soot all over your face."

>>24431522
>>24431577
i like this one just nonchalant sup negro type of welcome.

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>>24431591

>>24431619
Forgot my trips. A good morning to you all!

>>24431619
hold off on that, we gotta save it so he looks silly later.

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>>24431663
greetings doodlebuddy

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>>24431591

>everyone shows up

alright! now it's a party :D

Rolled 77

>>24431708
It's like calling the Avengers or something.

__

"You've got soot all over your face" you say, in a playfully demeaning tone.

Joel grins and pats himself down, dropping a large bundle by his feet. Out of his usual school robes he's dressed in shorts a dark blue sweater with neatly kept trousers, which are new covered in ash.

"Nice to see you too, Millicent" he says, drawing his wand, pointing to himself, then remembering that it's against the rules to use magic in the vicinity of muggles.

"Did you connect this house to the floo network?" you ask as he slumps down next to you in a lazy fashion.

"My Dad wanted to drop me off himself, but I told him I'd never travelled by floo powder before and, you know me, I'll try anything if it looks fun"

>How about you try a shower?
>Would you like a tea?
>Everyone's asleep, try to be quiet.
>What's in the bundle?
>Have a good holiday?

>>24431721
he is wearing shorts over trousers? /fa/ as fuck....

>>24431721

> "Try to be quiet, everyone still's sleeping"
> ""have you had a good holiday?"

god I hate this aloof motherfucker.

>>24431721
>How about you try a shower?
and
>Everyone's asleep, try to be quiet.

Sound good.

>>24431721
>There's a shower upstairs and to the yadda yadda yadda.

>>24431721
>Would you like a tea?
>Everyone's asleep, try to be quiet.
We can show him the muggle kitchen!

>>24431721
>Would you like a tea?
>Everyone's asleep, try to be quiet.

>>24431761
Seconding.

>>24431764
>>24431765
>suggesting that the railroad husbando take a shower
>not expecting this to bite us in the ass later
>shiggy diggy dog

>>24431761
Going with this.

Tut at the mess he's undoubtedly making.

"I doubt Mrs. Borchard would be happy to have you showing up and dirtying up her home. Using a muggle shower isn't hard, it's only the mechanics behind it all that differ. Come on, I'll show you to the bathroom."

Alternatively just tell him where the bathroom is and continue with breakfast and/or try to clean up his mess.

>>24431721
Isn't it also against the rules for children to perform magic period outside outside of school and school trips etc?

>>24431761
going with this aswell >>24431721

>>24431778

> try to make tea
> house explodes

>>24431786
It's not our house to fret over when he gets soot everywhere.

>>24431798
also going to work, be back in 30. as usual please try not to destroy the planet, please

>>24431793
It is, though the Ministry can't discern which one did it if there's an adult wizard there as well, afaik. He might've gotten away with it at home.

>>24431786
What is this, an anime?

...We're going to have words with that mirror.

>>24431786
It will make an interesting scene when Olivia goes in to use the toilet not knowing its a boy in the shower.

>>24431819
thats the point im trying to make

>>24431818
and by words you mean choke that bitch then i agree

>>24431833
All the more reason for it to happen.

>>24431833
While it would suck to lose the Olivia route, as long as she neutralizes Joel I'm cool.

Rolled 14

>>24431793
Then how come Hermione fixed Harry's glasses in Diagon Alley? Or Harry used Lumos in the beginning of Prisoner of Azkaban?

My way of thinking is; as long as it's a minor spell it's okay, albeit frowned upon, just as long as you do it somewhere where muggles aren't about. Big spells like the patronus, even when alone, will get you in trouble.

>>24431816
also the dont have a particularly good handle on it because hagrid just kept doing magic after he was forbade and i assume they put the trace back on him.

>>24431845
But we got Harriet for that, already

>>24431850
That only happens in the movie-version, though, not in the books.

>>24431850
yeah in the books they talk about how underage magic isn't something they usually get involved in. Harry only got in trouble because they were out to get him.

>>24431850
Given that this isn't strait up Harry Potters hogwarts, you could just have it your way.

>>24431845
But we'd just have to make sure to steel her lips away.

I'm not going for loosing Olivia, just for the embarrassing bathroom scene.

Rolled 74

"Everyone's asleep, try to be quiet"
"Will do"
"What's in the bundle?"
"My tent?"
"...why?"
"It's enchanted to be bigger on the inside, I didn't want to be in the way"

You give a huff and wander into the kitchen, take two slices of toast and press the button down.

"Tea?"
"Yes, please"
"Sugar?"
"I'm sweet enough, thanks"

You roll your eyes even more.

"JOEL" shouts Olivia's voice happily from the other room. She comes down the flight of stairs and hugs him happily.

"How are you?" she says
"Yeah, alright, you?"
"Great, how was your holiday?"
"Got a lot of reading done, went to Scotland with the family, now I'm here"

Olivia's enthusiasm for Joel is a little annoying...it's almost as if she likes him...like, like.

>What are we going to do today?
>We should show him Star Wars
>other

>>24431970
Better her than us.

Her house, so ask her what the plans are.

>>24431970
>Olivia's enthusiasm for Joel is a little annoying...it's almost as if she likes him...like, like.
Olivia was kind enough to like us despite being... first year Millicent. As long as she only likes him, I think she can be forgiven.

>What are we going to do today?

Rolled 79

>>24431990
>First Year Millicent

Dat character progression.

>>24431970
>What are we going to do today?

Stupid Joel and his 30 Charisma.

>>24431999
And we couldn't have done it without our sister being Loki.

>>24431990
Yes. What is on todays agenda.

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>>24431970
i figured it out, joel is our new rival for olivias love.

>What are we going to do today?
>we should show him star wars

if he hates star wars we kill him deal?

>>24431970
>What are we going to do today?

>>24432014
>loki
>no judas
i like you

>>24431970
>"I'm sweet enough, thanks"

you are such a mug joel, im paralyzing you at the first opportunity i get.

>other: urban exploration!

>>24432022
> We're the Harry in the Golden Trio

ITS HAPPENING

I'd think in character Millie would come to accept it but fuck I'd still rageAlso obligatory THEY'RE ONLY TWELVEWhich doesn't mean shit because hella kids would be experimenting at that age or having pg-13 toy ship relationships

>>24431970
So now they both have soot on them, eh?

"Gee, Olivia, what're we going to do today?"
"The same thing we do every day, Millie - try to have as much fun as possible!"

They're Olivia, they're Olivia and Millcent~

>>24432033
Eh, sure there was betrayal, but there was also the deception, the jealousy and of course the eventual guilt and desire to be better.

So Marvel Loki as opposed to Actual Mythological Loki, apologies for not specifying.

>>24432022
I don't care if she does have a crush on him. If she digs him let it be.

>>24431850
Later in the books its explained that they can't tell who'd doing the magic, only that magic was cast. Diagon Alley is full of adult Wizards, so a ping wouldn't be suspicious. This is also why Dobby tripped the Trace.

We can still show fierce jellyness as their budding relationship.
>Olivia notices
>Confronts us about having a thing for Joel
>"I-I don't like Joel, Olivia..."

All of my hnnnnnnnnnnnng

>>24432044
this is our punishment for kicking joel away from main character

>>24432055
>not norse loki
i dont like you anymore

>>24432058
im just stirring up shit for fun

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>>24432055
Mythological Loki is actually a pretty sympathetic figure too. He just eventually crossed the line.

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>>24432077
Hah.
Lets wait at least a year though, maybe even two.

12 is a bit early for girl-girl undying love.

...Unless said love is expressed through the medium of overwhelming firepower.

Rolled 12

"What did you want to do today?" you ask Olivia.
"We could go shopping" she says, "Muggle shopping, not wizard shopping"
"Sounds fun" says Joel

>Do something else
>Come up with your own suggestion
>other

>>24432086
Well... we'll give him his morning tea without any sugar or cream. If he's sweet enough as it is, then he'll be fine with this arrangement! Hpmh!

>>24432099
Well yeah I know, but I'm just saying that jealousy wasn't really one of his problems, since he was Odin's blood-brother instead of adopted son right?

>>24432109
Yay, I was hoping we'd do that.

>>24432109
...God damnit Olivia.

Sure, lets go shopping.

>>24432109
Muggle bookstore.

>>24432133
This sounds good.

>>24432109
Well... we gonna accidently kill some one aren't we?

>>24432109
>other
"Will there be bookstores?"
A chance to experience a muggle bookstore is too good to pass up.

>>24432109

>other:urban exploration!

>>24432109
>go along with what olivia suggests.

>>24432143
I don't think we're fool enough to carry our wand with us, unlike SOME people.

...Though if we are, we leave that shit at home.
Should slow us down.

Rolled 70

Got to stop guys, RL problems. I'll archive it.

>>24432198
its all good OP take care of yourself.

>>24432109
A thrift store, for funny muggle stuff.

There'd be books as well as other stuff. Maybe she'll find a muggle spell book that's utterly useless... or is it? "Hey, this potion might even work!"

Would be neat for them to stop by a park for some ice cream afterwards. J-just saying.

>>24432225
How's the art coming along?

>>24432198
Ah, well. Real life comes first. Hope it isn't anything too serious.

>>24432225I second shopping, but how will we exchange magical currency for filthy muggle coins?

>>24432198
best of luck to you, op

>>24432233
I drew a bit before I had to head out. I'm at class at the moment. I'll upload stuff on my tumblr and on the next quest thread (or this one if it's still up) when I have something worth showing.

>>24432198
Hope you have a nice day regardless of RL shit. <3

>>24432265
Good point. Maybe we can pay Olivia back in wizarding dosh if she buys things for us?

>>24432289
Jole will offer to treat us. you'll see. suave motherfucker.

>>24432296
... Damn. He would do that. And he probably had the foresight to go exchange galleons for pounds at the bank, too.

>>24432265
>I second shopping, but how will we exchange magical currency for filthy muggle coins?

I'd guess our parents would have supplied us with some. We're only twelve, and they may be wealthy and snobby as fuck, but not stupid. I'm sure they gave us an envelope with some dosh to spend. If mom works for the concealment of magic division, she probably knows how much muggle money is appopriate for a 2 week vacation.

>>24432332
Just you wait, he's going to treat us over Olivia, she's going to notice, and then we'll be in the most complicated love triangle since Ladybug.

>>24432374
3 way triangle isn't complicated at all

unless we're still taking Robert into account

>>24432374
Thanks Joel, but I'm not interested.
>Aww, come on.
I said no, thank y-crucio.

>>24432363

> implying our parents would even consider making easy for us spending time with muggles

do you even pureblood? they left us with some dosh and that's it, they probably thought that we could exchange it if we wanted to spend muggle currency so hard.

>>24432374
we'll just have to rebuff all of his advances, while remaining on this side of polite.

>>24432374
Nah it's just a proper love triangle, where a->b->c->a, instead of the boring old 'two people in love with the same person'. That's no triangle, that's a V.

>>24432400
It stops being a triangle at that point.

>>24432400
Why would we do that?

>>24432430
He is inferior to Olivia

but he did come visit us during exile

with Olivia

>>24432420
True.

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>>24432430
Because.

>>24432445
True, technically speaking he should outrank Joel and Nigel on the friendship scale.
Quality over quantity.

>>24432400
I don't trust robert, for now.

>>24432473
I feel like we've set off more flags with Robert than Joel, although admittedly that could be tunnel vision

Robert has:
>Talked with us alone
>Talked to us about his dreams
>Walked with us up to a bridge under water where we parted was
>Visited us in exile

Joel has
> something something train?
> something something forest?
> something something Bergle?
> I think he saved us from a nasty fall when our broom got hexed too

>>24432561
Don't forget we cast the paralysis spell on Robert, and that just made him more interested.

>>24432561
We're the only one he's told bout his magic potential thingy. He's also called us on our trust issues and tried to work past them then fucked himself over by not trusting US after the Crucio thing

>>24432628
Of course hypocrisy isn't unique to him, since we got irritated at him being a prodigy when it turns out we're exceptionally gifted as well.

>>24432677
Actually, we were irritated that he was just coasting off his talent and didn't deserve to be in Ravenclaw because of it.

We're still super studious; no hypocrisy there.

>>24432677

he's a prodigy, we are just superior breed.

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While other people are practicing making Excel, I'm abusing Paint. I'd forgotten how awful drawing with a mouse is.

I'm sorry about the subject, but it seemed relevant to the conversation.

>>24432628

he was probably bragging to get our panties wet, yo

>>24432583
he is probably treated like shit by his parents and when we zapped him that whole subconscious developmental brain thing kicked in and said we were fuckable.

>>24432813
I don't know if I should laugh, or throw up. I almost lol'd.

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>>24432813
Admittedly, I laughed.

>>24432813
if i had a laptop i would have thrown it out the window. I am glad my computer weighs like 50lbs and im to lazy to highland games that bitch.

>>24432817
He's the son of the squib thief. MARK MY WORDS, FOR YOU KNOW THEM TO BE TRUE

>>24432891
I think the Squib thief was working with Bergle to get the Trident. That's why his crimes dropped after Bergle died, he decided to lay low just in case the aurors made the connection.

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>>24432849
>>24432830
Here, I fixed it.

I contemplated switching him with Olivia, but that would spoil the pure sisterly love they have for each other in my eyes.

>>24433055
Don't worry, we won't force you to accept it for now.

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>>24433055

>>24433055
S'cool. I personally don't really care to see much smooching, myself. No real reason why it needs to be more complicated then two best friends who bonded over their mutual loneliness just wanting to spend their lives together. Whatever else they do is kind of unimportant to me.

Rereading a couple of older threads, did the flash of light in this post: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23436781/#p23438661 ever get explained?

>>24433125
Don't worry, I'm pretty sure OP will make Millie die a kissless virgin just because some of us expect otherwise. Robert will end up with Harriet, Joel with Olivia, Nigel with Sam etc.

>>24433177
>Don't worry, I'm pretty sure OP will make Millie die a kissless virgin just because some of us expect otherwise

I'm sure professor Trib would take pity on us.

>>24433172
Clearly Trib put a spell on us and that's why the OP keeps acting like we find Joel to be totally dreamy.

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>>24433172
>>24433219
holy crap that bitch...

>>24433219
Shit dropped my trip by accident.

>>24433245
I'm sure she would have reversed it by now, right? Right?

>>24433219
Well, he was the majority pick in that situation. We've also acted like that towards Robert on occassion.

My theory is that Mille's lonely life made her starved for company and she was just starting puberty so the resultant hormones are making her heart leap at any boy who caught her attention.

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>>24433266

>>24433266
We only chose him because OP didn't allow Olivia...

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>>24433292
That's partly it, for sure. But there also was quite a few people who liked him before pic-related happened.

>>24433341

TBH I don't think he's at all that despicable, it's just fun to hop on the bandwagon for a while and getting the hate on him for being beatiful and capable. Come on, he's going to have the best high school experience of all! He's good looking, he doesn't need to study, he's fun and people like him.

It's only fair that he gets some flak, before we intevitably murder him.

>>24433386
Oh, I don't think he's despicable either. It's mostly OOC reasons why people dislike him and we've cemented our MC position since then so now it's just a fun past-time to hate on the guy.

The only real thing to hate him in-character for was what I said in >>24432628, otherwise it's just Millie being jealous like the mirror said.

>>24433386
joel do you take millie to be your lawfully married waifu?

i do

millie do you take joel to be your lawfully married husbando?

i vada kedavra

>>24433386
Yeah, I don't hate him either. It's just fun talking crap about Mr. Perfect.

He'll probably be a Prefect once fifth year rolls around, unless something truly stupendous happens to crimp his style. Maybe he'll suddenly lose his natural aptitude in magic and he'll have to learn to study like the rest of the students.

>>24433426
>i vada kedavra
I lol'd.

>>24433426

Like when boomer shot adama in battlestar galactica. I like it.

>>24433446
>something truly stupendous

im hoping for loss of limb

>>24433472
gods no, he'll pulla Jaime Lannister where first he's an insufferable perfect golden boy, then loses an hand and becomes a likeable, compassionate guy.

he can't lose, we can't win over him.

As they say, "If you can't beat them, kill them"

>>24433472
>im hoping for loss of limb

"Millicent... I'm interested in your sister."
ಠ_ಠ
His body was never found.

>>24433472
I'm going for being crushed by the reality of a situation. Dude's more flash than substance and lazily coasting off natural talent; he is setting himself for a horrible reality check.

>>24433472
I was thinking more in the lines of a magical artifact/being/event siphoning the one thing that sets him apart from the others because of reasons.

Bones and such can be regrown, though perhaps due to the magical nature of the wound it would not be possible. And since he's pureblood, his parents will probably set him up with some wicked awesome replacement limb, be it leg or arm.

Magic, yo.

>>24433490
i guess i was the only person who liked jaime through out the whole series

>>24433503
lol

>>24433527
he loses his leg and the person who made him lose it keeps magicing away his new magic leg.

"blah blah blah" - joel
"im so adoreable blah blah" - olivia
"strong African woman who dont need no man blah" - millie

"SHA SHA SHA" - BBEG

joel topples over

"next time will wait until hes running"- BBEG to his house elves who all snicker

I love reading this stuff.

>>24433562
careful of spoiler, PLEASE.

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>loss of hand

He wouldn't pull a Jamie Lannister since he has magic on his side.

Replace the sword with a wand in pic related and you've got the correct result.

>>24433564
Welcome back.

>>24433527

Actually, there's no magical cure for wounds inflicted by dark magic (such as Forge's cut ear, or bill's scars). So if he loses a leg, arm, or other appendage to dark magic (werewolfs ore some shit) he's toast.

But probably he'll just get an awesome scar and so much angst for being a werewolf that he'll need to keep girls away with unforgivable curses, thus fueling his angst and fame.

no way to win.

Even worse! as an expert on romantic comedias we'll be the female friend unattracted to the beatiful guys, who will inevitabily become his "rock" in a sea of one night stands, and we'll end marrying him when we realize we actually do love him alla along and he's our best friend.

case in point: Made of Honor

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>>24433571
are you making jokes?

>>24433599
game of thrones.

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>>24433621
So, um, are you going to continue or...?

>>24433698
I've got other stuff on the go right now, sorry.

>>24433702
Nah, it's cool. I assumed you weren't since you hadn't said anything; just confirming.

>>24433621
I didn't spoil anything

>>24433760
haha

Ok HPQ. You've done it. I can no longer make any sense of your sleep schedule...

>>24433796
>:D

>>24433796

I'm near his time zone and I can't understand it either.

> implying he sleeps

Duz hogwutz got wiffi? Ya kknow, for kidy pics?

>>24433796
>>24433862
Magic

>>24433862
I'm in central europe, and iirc HPQ was in the UK, so I'm near him too.
And I thought I was getting borderline insomniac, but HPQ simply IS insomniac I think.

Why are there no blacks in ravenclaw, you sayin a nigga can't have him some intelligence?

That's ignorant yo.

Shame son.

>>24433902
Who said there weren't?

>>24433902

> black ravenclaw

hasmagicgonetoofar.movingpics

>>24433902
The Headmaster is black.

>>24433902
Hufflepuff is for negroes. It doesn't matter if their negroidity is visible by the colour of their skin or not.

>>24433930
Dude, it ain't funny.

>>24433928

do we know what house he was? I'd like for him to be hufflepuss, like a general "fuck you i'm hufflepuff and I'm cool, says it so right my triwiz cup here"

>>24433928

So'z Obama, still don't mean the man ain't keepin us brothers down.

>>24433923

Yo, my nigga Tyro be smart as shit yo. Like genius smart, got him one of those white robes and everythin. He be speaking all his science words and I be like "Woah, damn son, slow down!"

I bet he could easy do all that wiggidy wack magic shit, all he need is a stick.

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>>24433969

>>24433978
Dats racist yo.

>>24433983
ur racist, siscon

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>>24433983
>>24433988

>>24433978
>reactionfacelaughing.gif
If only I wasn't on my laptop and had my reaction folder at the ready...

I see nothing racist about this exchange.

This got weird, fast.
:O

>>24434243

always does.

also OP, just doing some rough math, assuming that it takes 40 threads per year (even though we technically only played half a year) multiplied by 7, it's going to take us at least 280 threads to see this through to the end.

What im trying to say is, we need to get you a new lappy bud.

>>24434402
and over 2 years i did this math as well a while ago

>>24434499

we have so much adventuring to do

like, even if no bad guy invaded the school and tried to destroy the world, and we had NOTHING to do but study magic we still have so much shit we can get into :D

>>24434520

I wouldn't mind seeing "Tyro" make a guest appearance a few years down the line.

Plus, we may make the quidditch team, so there's that, not to mention the dueling club.

And boys.

Lots of shit to do, and we don't need to play it day by day, night by night.

>>24434585

there's also the tri-wizard cup

do you guys realize

that we could go to an entirely different school, like in france or russia or maybe even in america

>>24433289
Twelve is pretty normal "oh gosh BOYS EEEEEE!" time for a lot of girls.

>>24434709

we're not most girls

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Joel, now with 100% genuine canon white hair.

Also older than 12 and yet looking remarkably girly as I seem to have temporarily forgotten how to draw grown men.

>>24434806
That doesn't mean we don't have hormones.

>>24434617

Get out of Hogworst, amirite?

Salem be reppin yo!

>>24435004

lol no i mean like we could study abroad

GRORIUS NIPPON[/spoilers]

>>24434868

"don't hate me 'cuase I'm beautiful"

>>24435501
The country would never recover...

Also I know I'm late to the Shipping party, but...
The Adventures of Millicent and Magical Indiana Jones

>>24435731
Magical Indiana Jones? I think you mean Robert once he's graduated from Hogwarts.

>>24435890
Yeah, Millies gonna probably more like a Harry Potter universes Dresden or something like that, only without all the Star Wars and Karate Kid references. Hell, she is even touched by dark magic like Dresden and constantly tempted by it.

>>24435890
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dontexplainthejoke.jpg

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Feel my dark power.

Oh Joel ~ You're so wonderful ~ And Amazing ~ And Totally not a mary sue ~

>>24436469
dont talk shite about my husbando i'll hook you in the bongbong chap

>>24436699
I have the power to kill off any character, including the protagonist, at any god damn time I please, motherfucker

I mean, I respect your opinion and take it under consideration.

>:D

>>24436760
I-i suddenly feel the dark powers.

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>>24436760

I-I have another small guift for you, HP-Kun

>>24436046
Shh, no spoilers on Dresden. I literally just finished the first book five minutes ago.
And so a general thanks to all of /tg/ for letting me know about Dresden to begin with.

>>24436760
D:

>>24436815
I love you.

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>>24436785
>>24436815

>>24436846
I was suddenly filled with so much love I even forgot to tripfag.

>>24436846

Y-You too

I'm unable to draw for shit but I am abel to use photoshop decently, if our lord and saviour HPQuest would like some graphics I'd be happy to oblige.

You too of ourse, doodlefag of doodlefags

>>24436871
How about a new Year Two banner with a couple of the pics thrown in.

>>24436889

I'll try to build something like a movie poster, maybe?

>>24436911
YES.

"Millicent Fauxly and The Something of Something"

tagline: I have the power to kill off any character, including the protagonist, at any god damn time I please, motherfucker

>>24436930
Just to be clear. What I said is true, but never for lolrandom. Always for feels. If in doubt, follow the feels.

>>24436943

new tagline: Follow the Feels

>>24433978
A young portrait of the headmaster.

>>24436958
"Crucio, mugglefucker"

>>24436988

Request: millie with sideways wand, gangsta clothes. possibly with olivia and joel crew

You could try recreating the original Harry Potter poster.

>>24437096

> mfw I'm trying to do just that
> mfw no fullbody pic of trib to use were snape is
> mfw no fullbody pic of leverty to substitute to mcgonagall
> mfw no fullbody of gleeson

It won't be easy, but I'll try. It won't be even remotely as good as somethin professionally done, too.

>>24437096
Follow the feels? Why couldn't it be follow the- CRUCIO!

>>24437127
Uhm, ca-can I get something with James McAvoy as Avori? I n-need it for research...

>>24437146

If I see any art I can turn into something I will use it, so yeah, you can drool on your girlyboys and say it's for me, it will be our secret

>>24437146
For research you say?

You could use the intended cast members perhaps? As a live-action adaption? I would like to see that more.

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>>24437243

ideally something like that? ofc need polishing and also backgorund. I ried to put the cast members where their counterpart is in the poster, when possible (not having stuff for trib, leveri and a single pic of a undressing tooledge is a problem)

also can't coloro for shit, man, that millie's going to remain B&W

soz if letdown :|

>>24437346
Yeah, like that. Good luck finding their young counterparts though. The tooledge thing is pretty funny.