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Posting from St. Doom's hospital edition

You are Doctor Victor Von Doom, Ruler of Latveria, Rightful king of the world, Master wizard and genius scientist.

You are currently talking to Morgana le fey, in hopes of convincing her of teaching in your new magical school. You have brought her chocolates

Currently, you control 18 Doombots, lifelike automata of yourself, 34,600 servo-guards, robots superior to a modern day soldier, and 20 time-bots, robots with experimental time based weaponry.
In addition, you have constructed 20 Doomknights, More combat oriented variants of the Doombot, with superior weapons capabilities, and 20 silent stalkers, Stealth Robots designed for assassination
You also control the "Battle CDC" a 100m tall doombot that houses 80 scientists working on cures for diseases.
You are also assisted by 3 Latverian vampires, equipped in armour similar to your own
Furthermore, you control one Doombot converted to act like Mr Rogers, to entertain the children on your media network. More can be constructed from your worldwide network of Foundries

You have several goals, including:
Rescue mother from Mephisto
Defeat Reed Richards and friends
Take over the world
Steal Vibraniumfrom Wakanda
Establish other interplanetary mining colonies
Defeat Captain America to recieve present from Namor
Score

Short term goals include:
Deal with the fantastic 4 approaching your mars base
Build Doomwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry
Entertain Valeria Richards

The investigation of the unknown ore has concluded
The fantastic 4 are within <1 day's range of the mars colony

How would you like to proceed, Lord Doom?

Sorry for missing yesterday, turns out I caught salmonella. No more free range eggs for me. They can't catch diseases if they're in cages, right? Also, If I don't respond for a while, I'm being sick. Sorry
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>>24418674
>Score

I don't think chicks want to bang a dude who made magical armor from her dead girlfriend's skin.
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>>24418713
I dunno, you'd be surprised
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>>24418713
It isn't my place to comment, sir
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>>24418674
>The investigation of the unknown ore has concluded
to what results?

also we should tell Morgana we her chocolates a much loved delicacy the paper heart is a traditional method of presentation for giving them to a beautiful women
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>>24418713
Have we done that yet in this timeline?
Anyway, tell het that its wrapping for a type of food from the future.
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>>24418835
"Really? Why? It doesn't even look like a real heart. These had better be good, Doom
Well, it would seem the people of your time have good taste, as far as food is concerned. What was it you wanted again?"

>>24418838
No, you had dinner with her a month ago
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>>24418897
Tell her that we wish her expertise, as we require instructors for our school of magic in the future. She is a great wielder of magic, and we can think of few else better qualified.
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>>24418933
"The future, you say? I have always wished to see this time of yours. As long as it isn't all the time, I suppose I could indulge you.
I would have assumed the people of your time would be more proficient in magic than now. Ah well, I suppose that's my task now"

It would seem you only have one the one chair, and she has to awkwardly sit on your lap, but you make it back to your castle
It seems Valeria has drawn a picture of you.
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>>24419024
introduce Morgana and Valeria to each other

what else is in the picture? I am pleased with our niece.
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Glory to Latravia!

looks like we could have a Step Aunt for Valeria....

also can we get an ETA on the F4's return?
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>>24419094
"Morgana, this is Valeria. The daughter of my greatest rival"
"Why is she in your castle?"

It is a picture of you and her at a tea party. She also designed a hoverboard whilst you were gone
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>>24419192
D'aww

also Explain that it is.....Complicated
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>>24419192
Explain that Valeria is also our god-daughter, and that the greatest way to spite one's enemy, is to succeed where they fail, and make their family adore you and dismiss them.

That, and it's....complicated.
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>>24419192
She is my god daughter and i bear her no ill will for her fathers and my ... disagreements.

>She also designed a hoverboard whilst you were gone
I am quite proud i assume she added automatic propulsion unlike that fool Mc'fly's.
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>>24419230
>>24419217
"I suppose it would have to be complicated. Anyway, Direct me to some bedroom or other, I'm tired."
"Uncle Doom, is she your girlfriend? Uncle Johnny said you always needed a girlfriend"
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>>24419274
Scream ''STORM!!!!!!'' internally
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>>24419274
Personally show her to a suitable suit.

Not currently. Though I respect her and enjoy her company,

also >>24419314
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>>24419274
We must make a mental note to punish that fool Johnny next time we meet.
We are DOOM! Not a Japanese anime romantic comedy protagonist!

Explain to Valeria that Morgan is an acquaintance of ours, and that we are requesting that she be a visiting professor at the magic school we are setting up.

And have a guest room prepared for Morgan at once.
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>>24419333
>>24419332
>>24419314

"Oh, okay. Oh yeah. that was it! The foreman called, he said that the school will take about 10 weeks with all those flying robots you have! Can I go there when it's built?"

You show Morgana to a room close to your library. You inform her she is free to browse at her leisure, and wish her a good night

>>24419182
They are still en route, but it should realistically take them 3 weeks to return, as long as they experience no trouble

>>24419238
Yes, it has a somewhat unsafe looking rocket attached
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>>24419472
Excellent three weeks is plenty of time to Indoctrinate our Protogee in the ways of DOOM!

also let us help her build her Hoverboard and patent and sell it for her disposable income
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>>24419537

I shall have it put into production immediately sir. Her new sauce has already earned 2 million dollars. It has been placed in a trust fund for her.
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>>24419192

Can we begin marketing the hoverboard and putting the money it makes into a smartly invested trust fund?

You know, we want our niece to be treated like royalty in the americas and the only way to ensure that is money.

>>24419333

Well apparently not , because I already tried that and got shouted down.

Can we research a permanent Fast Time enchantment for the Magic School?

also any news from Wakanda? Not sure if was covered in end of last thread.
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>>24419472
>Valeria and Doom Institute
Tell her that of course she is invited to the grand opening.
Assign a Doombot to preparing the curriculum and putting together a national screening exam to find those that are magically inclined and send them invitations to the school.
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>>24419640

It is indeed possible, sir. I have glanced at the books sent by Namor, and there is a small pile dedicated to this subject. Whilst it would take a lesser man a lifetime to learn, I estimate it would take you around 10 days to learn.
Alternatively, Ms Morgana may know how to do this

Wakanda has recently been having trouble with nationalists who believe the western way of living, They have issues with the sorceries they employ there. The vibranium has mostly been purified and refined, and they possess around 10,000 tonnes
Is there anything else you wish to know?

>>24419738
As good as done, sir. I shall also attempt to find more potential teachers
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>>24418674
>Currently, you control 18 Doombots, lifelike automata of yourself, 34,600 servo-guards, robots superior to a modern day soldier, and 20 time-bots, robots with experimental time based weaponry.

THIS PASTA IS OUTDATED!
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>>24419738
How about Alternativly Latravian Academy for Arcane arts? failing that Valeria's school for the magically inclined?
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>>24419805
Doom Institute of Technology and Thaumaturgy?
Latveria Institute of Tehcnology and Thaumaturgy?
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>>24419472
>"Oh, okay. Oh yeah. that was it! The foreman called, he said that the school will take about 10 weeks with all those flying robots you have! Can I go there when it's built?"

"Well, if it depends solely on me, then yes, I would be glad to have you there. But who knows what your parents will say...."
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>>24419796
It is, and I am most sorry. Current standing forces include 40 doombots, 75000 servo guards, half of which have flight capabilities, and 40 of all other specialised robots
Finances stand at 7.5 billion

>>24419805
>>24419851
Any name chosen by your magnificence will inspire awe

>>24419860
"Aww, they won't do that. Can't you convince them? I'm sure they'll listen to you!
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>>24419905
Here's the real question.

Just how much of a suckup did Doom program you to be? Enough for you to fudge the numbers of Doom's glory, or did Doom stop you from making him seem better, even to himself, knowing that he was already the greatest anyone could aspire to be.
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>>24419941
Some robots are still in production sir. Also, please do not hit me. Whilst it is of course an honour to be struck by the mighty Doom, it may impede my duties somewhat.
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>>24419905
>"Aww, they won't do that. Can't you convince them? I'm sure they'll listen to you!
I believe your persuasion would be far more effective on your parents than my own in this matter.
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>>24419987
Hm.
Very well, I can see you are only moderately influenced to be biased...we will have to fix that. Especially if my plan to use demonology to give you a soul will work out.
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>>24419997
"Can we go see them? They said you were going to mars, and you have like, a city there!"

>>24420002
Yes, sir. Anything you say, sir

Also, as I seemed to have forgotten to mention, the unknown ore was in fact, vibranium. It seems to be a different kind to Wakandan Vibranium, and we have a roughly 3 ton deposit ready for extraction
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>>24419794

I suggest we persue this immediately. With Time manipulation Tech we gain an asymetrical advantage that few others have. Its gonna go like this

Lrn 2 Fast time
Go into Fast time
Lrn 2 Demonology
Gain Allies/Other Magic
Go Get OUR MAWM

>>Did we get Wade Wilson's DNA Yet? Offer him a 10 million dollars to get his ass over here and comply with dna.

>>How can we start investing the remaining 7 odd billion dollars to make revenue or does the bills regenerate at some point. Is there such a thing as money magic.

>>Invent Fast Time Fields, Rule the world

got it
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>>24420132
>"Can we go see them? They said you were going to mars, and you have like, a city there!"
doesn't sound like a good idea to me
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>>24419941
Go to bed Richards....wait what are you doing here your on mars?
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>>24419805
Bah, we must name it Doomwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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>>24420171
Very well. I shall bring the books to you immediately

He says that he'll do it for "whatever the first offer was, double that". I tried convincing him that working for Doom is a reward all of it's own, but he didn't see it that way

Your money from the Slovakian government should be arriving soon. I shall ask the chancellor of the exchequer to begin making investments
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>>24420295
*Doomwarts School OF Witchcraft and Wizardry*
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>>24420295
>>24420315
I fear we may run into copyright issues, sir
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>>24420294
You missed the last half of that.
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>>24420362
Bah, Hogwarts and Doomwarts are entirely different words!

Plus Rowling trying to sue us will go...badly to say the least.

*Insert evi-uuuhhhhh heroic laugh here*
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>>24420362
FOOL!

DOOM does not care about puny copyrights!
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>>24420314
I say give him what he wants IF he signs a contract
Guarantying his service for a period of 5 Months as well as access to DnA to sweeten the deal free food and board

>>24420375
>Implying DOOM needs people boosting his ego
>LaughingLatravians.jpg
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>>24420362
I prefer
The Latveria Institute of Tehcnology and Thaumaturgy
and that way is one less hastle we need not bother crushing Rowling's lawyers

>>24420132
"Can we go see them? They said you were going to mars, and you have like, a city there!"

If you wish but they may want to take you home in there inferior ship and not use my portal if we go.
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>>24420398
>>24420407
Of course, sir. I shall have myself Decommissioned at once. My replacement shall be up shortly

>>24420429
I fear a man of his unique mental state may not fully comprehend a contract

(Would a time skip of a month be acceptable if you don't wish to take Valeria to mars?)
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>>24420362
We shall name the magic school the Latveria Institute of Technology and Thaumaturgy.

>>24420132
>"Can we go see them? They said you were going to mars, and you have like, a city there!"
No, it is best not. Otherwise they will want to take you home in their inferior ship, citing "safety concerns" with my teleporter, and that would take you weeks, with no pizza or chicken nuggets, to get home.

>Martian Vibranium
Begin mining, and analyze it to see what makes it different from Wakandan Vibranium.
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>>24420450
>If you wish but they may want to take you home in there inferior ship and not use my portal if we go.

"Would you really want to spend 3 weeks in a small space-ship with them?"

>>24420481
>(Would a time skip of a month be acceptable if you don't wish to take Valeria to mars?)
No problem here.
I like Valeria and all but we're focusing on her too much.
I suggest that in that month we let her explore Latveria on her own. Maybe get invitation to Namor's country and let her visit the underwater kingdom. Teach more magic to her and let her see how the magic school construction goes.
... right, I'm out of ideas
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>>24420493
>Latveria Institute of Technology and Thaumaturgy

Stop trying to shove a name the rest of us hasn't agreed on.

I for one, think that name is boring as hell.
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>>24420481
>(Would a time skip of a month be acceptable if you don't wish to take Valeria to mars?)
Yes, but queue these up first:
1. analyze the Martian Vibranium and begin mining
2. learn Time Magic from the Atlantean books
3. Further reverse-engineer and comprehend Skrull technology with the assistance of the Skrull defectors.
4. Send a Skrull-based upgrade to our space mining ship
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>>24420547
There's at least 2 of us that want it, and the rest of you can't agree on anything else.
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>>24420481
His one of the world's most Dangerous [if not insane] Mercenary's of course he understands a contract

>>24420493
Yes that is a good name

also I'm afraid I'm out of Doom pic's forgive my lack of Latravian loyalty
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Rolled 7, 8, 3, 1, 18, 14 = 51

>>24420535
"I guess not, franklin annoys me enough when I have to spend a day with him"

Rolling for random events, then
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>>24420314

Hire Wade Immediately, 20 mil is nothing. Set up a series of "missions" for him to do for the remaining 4 months after a months worth of testing as a calibration for our clones.

Working on Fast Time Fuck Yeah!

Another Vote for Latverian Institute of Technology and Thaumaturgy

Im down with >>>>24420560

Can we also begin replacing the doombots on the doom squads with skrulls, making the doombots the elite unit of our droid army, the doom squads the counter hero force, the flying bots the paratroopers, and the regular bots the grunts ?
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>>24420450
I kinda want to crush Rowling's lawyers. Might be fun. However, we can be more original. Name it The Doom Technical Academy for the Study of the Magical Arts.
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>>24420764
We can run commercials on late night in other countries. And have online courses.
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>>24420314
>He says that he'll do it for "whatever the first offer was, double that"
I do not believe we made an offer of monetary compensation. But, we are DOOM. Our generosity knows no bounds. Tell him we will TRIPLE the original offer (3 times zero is still zero), with a GENEROUS signing bonus (15 dollars and a free weekend pass to DoomWorld amusement parks, with a 15% off coupon at the 'authentic' mexican restaraunt), plus a new gun of our own design (an ordinary MP5 with a fancy casing, laser sight, and built in camera that records every shot made with it, and AI chip which critiques the user's skills and aim when asked.)

Is Doom not a gracious employer?
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>>24420764
>I want to emphasize that our school is a school of SCIENCE and MAGIC though not just an ignorant magical school.
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>>24420784

That reminds me are there any laws governing magic (actual political laws). Can we start immigrating everyone's witches and mages to latveria?
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>>24420801
Truly. We are the most gracious. I second this action.
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>>24420801
oh my DOOM that is a good plan.
except make the bonus 20 thousand we do not want an angry dead poll but an amused one would be entertaining.
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>>24420801
>I do not believe we made an offer of monetary compensation. But, we are DOOM. Our generosity knows no bounds. Tell him we will TRIPLE the original offer (3 times zero is still zero), with a GENEROUS signing bonus (15 dollars and a free weekend pass to DoomWorld amusement parks, with a 15% off coupon at the 'authentic' mexican restaraunt), plus a new gun of our own design (an ordinary MP5 with a fancy casing, laser sight, and built in camera that records every shot made with it, and AI chip which critiques the user's skills and aim when asked.)
>Is Doom not a gracious employer?
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I offered 10 mil bro, don't be a cheap skate

DOOM IS NOT CHEAP

>>24420809

Sure sure, its a technical institute, lots of science cause we sure wouldn't want people to specialize in what they are good at and cause that is in no way the basis of modern society entirely.
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>>24420809
We are Doom not a advertising firm. It's understood that no matter what the name, whatever we provide is of the highest quality.
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Rolled 6, 7, 12, 1, 18, 20 = 64

>>24420560
It takes you no time at all to learn the time magic described in the books. Once the Atlantean mage teaches you how to read Atlantean, it becomes almost as simple as your first spell. You apply what you have learned to the School's construction site, and in a mere week, the castle is finished. The workers are of course, compensated for the full time they worked, as documented by myself

The Vibranium causes some issues by damaging the Drill bit on contact. However, after this mishap, it is extracted carefully. It would seem that it is the Vibranium known as "Anti-metal" which is able to cut through everything else. 3 tonnes have been extracted, and are sitting in storage.

The skrull faster than light technology is now fully at your disposal. You are also comfortable with the reproduction of the alloys employed in the skrull tech, and have mastered their language. After the inspection of some of the unknown objects, you find that it is in fact a wide variety of personal objects from the skrulls. It would seem each skrull is permitted one personal item. Some of these items may belong to the skrulls in your service

The upgrade for the mining ship is sent off, and within a day it has returned with a full compliment of ores. This should be worth approximately 300 million dollars, but I managed to increase the sale price by mentioning that it came from space. It would seem people like space based things. The ship also left a map of large asteroids for possible mining in the future

Random world events include:
Atlantis is holding a tournament to see who is their greatest fighter. Namor has personally invited you
Doomworld makes a record 40 million dollars. I would advise increasing the wages of the tourism board. I would also recommend the construction of additional places of interest, as this seems to be a most profitable venture
Deadpool submits to a DNA extraction. His unique condition is being researched In the battle CDC. (Comment too long), 1/2
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>>24420874
I agree but we want to be clear we are providing SCIENCE and MAGIC.

how about The Doom Technical Academy for the Study of Magical and Mundane Sciences.
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>>24421178
Make it longer. And a Acronym.
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>>24421229
DATASUM Doom acadamy of technology, arts, sciences, and ubiquitous magic.

That's about the best I could do in a minute.
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>>24421298
Acceptable. As long as it's only ever called DATASUM.
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>>24420493
>Latveria Institute of Technology and Thaumaturgy

This is a good name, I second it. And the acronym "LITT" (el-eye-tee-tee) doesn't sound too bad.
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>>24421336
Doesn't start with a D though. Everyone knows the best foundation for a education starts with DOOM.
For DOOM is truly the greatest teacher of his or anyone else's generation.
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>>24421005
>Atlantis is holding a tournament to see who is their greatest fighter. Namor has personally invited you
we attend of coarse
> I would advise increasing the wages of the tourism board
make it so
> would also recommend the construction of additional places of interest,
We should construct an orbital elevator AKA a bean pole it will greatly reduce the cost of shipping things to space compared to rockets and be a good tourist attraction.

what is our relationship to the Parker child he seemed to share our interest in "nerdy" recreation though with less devotion to accuracy and he is an obvious technical genius. We may wish to collaborate on some project of his.
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>>24421298
acceptable
>>24421336
yes but >>24421366 makes a compelling argument.
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Rolled 4, 2, 3, 8, 16, 11 = 44

>>24421005
>>24421005
He enjoys his money, the access to Doomworld, and his food privileges.
The money tribute from the Slovakian government arrives, Finances stand at $9.4 billion
It seems the skrulls have infiltrated several other eastern European countries. S.H.I.E.L.D is currently dealing with the situation. S.W.O.R.D's director is under fire for this obvious breach of security, and you are being held in high praise for the mapping of the skrull genome and donation of the scanners. Captain America still looks unhappy
Valeria enjoys her time in your company. She says you're definitely her favourite uncle.
She quickly grasps many fundamentals of magic, and under the unexpected tutelage of Morgana, you feel she would be an able student for your school, despite her youth
Her hoverboard design nets a $240 million profit, as I changed the design somewhat to make it appear somewhat reminiscent of the back to the future equivalent. This has been placed in a trust fund for her.

The fantastic 4 have landed back on earth. They, and several SHIELD aircraft have launched in our direction

How would you like to proceed, Lord Doom?
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>>24421425
I should stop rolling so many dice
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>>24421425
Hustle Valeria back home (Discreetly and secretly.) Also. Rub salt in S.W.O.R.D and S.H.E.I.L.D's wounds. Offer to assist them with the Skrull problem.
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>>24421458
yes this
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>>24421005
>>24421425
>Namor's tournament
Politely inform him that DOOM will be glad to attend, barring the foolish interruptions by Richards and some bureaucratic red tape from S.H.I.E.L.D.

>Skrull personal effects
They will be first scanned for their potential as weapons, then returned to their owners.

>space mining
Space mining to continue unabated.

>Fantastic 4 and SHIELD
We shall wait until they enter Latverian airspace, then demand that they file a flight plan and their reason for entering Latverian airspace.
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>>24421490
>We shall wait until they enter Latverian airspace, then demand that they file a flight plan and their reason for entering Latverian airspace.

How about we don't allow them into our airspace at all. I know they will come but they will have breached international laws which will make us look better again.
If they came for Valeria, then we simply have her go with them.
We should have send her home before they came. This slipped my mind.
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>>24421546
They'll try to penetrate our sovereign airspace regardless of what we say. Demanding that they file a flight plan and state their purpose in entering Latveria is normal; it's only when they continue without answering us that they will have breached international law and we can take them to task for being rogue elements.
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Why don't we really slowly take Valeria with us, and hand her back to her parents with all of her cool swag, acting like we did nothing wrong Which we didn't.
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>>24421610
Because. There are 500 Doom getting blunt force trauma to the head things that can happen that way. And it's hard to run a country when you are concussed.
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>>24421546
>>24421490
>>24421589

Their ETA is 3 hours. I shall prepare all troops in case of attack

They will most likely want the babysitter, too. I shall retrieve her from the spa in the city she frequents

Would you like anything else prepared before their arrival?
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>>24421639
Prepare a prerecorded message on Valeria's Doombot that says "Namor is fucking your wife" when the bot's memory banks are compromised/looked at.
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>>24421639
Drinks with umbrellas in them. So that we can offer them to the Fantastic 4 when they arrive. To dick with them. Nothing says fuck you like nonchalantly handing someone a mimosa.
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>>24421639
>They will most likely want the babysitter, too. I shall retrieve her from the spa in the city she frequents

I suppose.

>>24421626
> There are 500 Doom getting blunt force trauma to the head things that can happen that way.
What the hell are you trying to say.

>>24421589
I know they wont comply, still might try to make us look as best as possible.
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>>24421694
I believe you are trying to say to yourself that there are many different ways in which you will get attacked for performing that action

>>24421684
I shall have a small buffet prepared near the garden bar. Does this seem an adequate meeting place?

>>24421671
Fortunately I only have to change Doom to Namor, sir
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>>24421639
Make sure that all of Valeria's toys are ready for transport, and make sure that she hasn't taken out Mr. Robot's micro-fusion battery again. Mr. Robot will carry Valeria's things for her, as befits her personal Doombot bodyguard.
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>>24421751
>small buffet prepared near the garden bar.
That is acceptable.
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>>24421684
>>24421751

We're not going to give a banquet to our mortal enemies.
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>>24421782
We are gracious hosts, even to enemies.
We should show them every courtesy until they try to break some lawas.
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>>24421782
Says you. A banquet sounds like just the right thing to throw them off balance. Gives us a chance to watch and plan.
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>>24421782
They're not ALL our mortal enemies.
Ben, for example. We respect Ben, for the gypsies and the Jews both suffered greatly under the Third Reich.
We have a fondness for Sue.
Though I'll grant you Richards and Johnny, though.
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>>24421782
This is bound to be hilarious.
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Actually, since the F4 are back from Mars, what exactly did they do there?
Did they damage our colonies? Beat up our miners and colonists?
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>>24421782
I can have it poisoned of course, but it may not work on Ben Grimm
>>24421761
She is packed and ready to go. Mr Robot's batteries are thankfully intact. She has also removed the armour, but has it secured. She thought it best that she does not appear to be a mini you

ETA 2 hours. They appear to be heading straight for castle Doom
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>>24421751
Hand Reed and Sue a parental consent form for Doom's new school.
Do not break character.
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>>24421782
We are both more classy and more hospitable then Richards. Even to our enemies.
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>>24421836
>I can have it poisoned of course, but it may not work on Ben Grimm

No, that's even worse.

>>24421830
This.
I thought we were going to get a report / see it in live
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>>24421005
>Doomworld makes a record 40 million dollars. I would advise increasing the wages of the tourism board. I would also recommend the construction of additional places of interest, as this seems to be a most profitable venture

Whatever we do, we commission a statue of Captain America kneeling to us, and put it in our most prominent park.
After all, DOOM has the recording, and making an imposing and magnificient testiment to Victor Von Doom is not only easy.... but right.
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>>24421804
>try to break some lawas
Not the Lawas! do they have any idea how rare those are?
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>>24421843
Don't hand it to them. That makes it seem like we want something from them. Also it seems like we're bribing them with sweet meats and fruity umbrella drinks. We are not. We simply wish to educate our goddaughter.
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>>24421836
>I can have it poisoned of course, but it may not work on Ben Grimm

And undo all our work in making us respected on the international stage? Hell no.


Hell no.
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>>24421336
>>Latveria Institute of Technology and Thaumaturgy

Someone plays shadowrun.

If anything, it should be a play on words for Victor(first name) and Victory(as in winning).

I can't finish this train of thought, someone else pick it up
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>>24421830
No. It seems that whilst they questioned the validity of your claim to mars, it is certainly undeniable that you were there first. Richards questions how you managed to organise it when you were a mere 19 years old, however
Ben Grimm broke some machinery, but it seemed entirely by accident.
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>>24421857
No. Better. Commission a statue of Doom and Captain America standing side by side. The catch? It's the crazy cap from the 60s. Only rogers will get it. And it will hurt. Alot.
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>>24421425
>The fantastic 4 have landed back on earth. They, and several SHIELD aircraft have launched in our direction

Sitrep for the mars colony attack?
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>>24421836
Re-transmit the Latverian Aviation Agency's call for the Fantastic Four and S.H.I.E.L.D. to file their flight plan and state the purpose of their illegal incursion into Latverian airspace.

Make sure that everything is being recorded for later legal action.

Perhaps we should scramble flying Servo-Guards in front of Doomstadt? Make it the entire situation reminiscent of 9/11, with us as the Twin Towers and the F4 as the terrorists about to crash their plane into our castle?
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Did the F4 actually attack our colonies? What reports have the colonies sent back trough the DoomPortals? (DoomDoors?).
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Doom's organised outlook on magic?
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>>24421895
>Sitrep for the mars colony attack?

Here >>24421888
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>>24421906
Eh. Let's hold off on that until they actually do something violent. 1. it's playing a big card too early. and 2. it could backfire spectacularly on us.
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>>24421888
>Ben Grimm broke some machinery, but it seemed entirely by accident.
If it was done by Ben, and it was only an accident, a simple apology, such as "Sorry for breaking your stuff", will be sufficient.
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>>24421751
>Fortunately I only have to change Doom to Namor, sir
I LOLD hard.

>I shall have a small buffet prepared near the garden bar. Does this seem an adequate meeting place?
yes

>They will be first scanned for their potential as weapons, then returned to their owners.
second

>I can have it poisoned of course, but it may not work on Ben Grimm
no this is pure hospitality. they expect it less and it is polite.

>>24421891
>No. Better. Commission a statue of Doom and Captain America standing side by side. The catch? It's the crazy cap from the 60s. Only rogers will get it. And it will hurt. Alot.
yes
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>>24421906
>Re-transmit the Latverian Aviation Agency's call for the Fantastic Four and S.H.I.E.L.D. to file their flight plan and state the purpose of their illegal incursion into Latverian airspace.

This. Send up some of the flying servoguards to bracket a landing corridor for them. Have them imposingly float with one hand behind their back, and the other saluting - something FORMAL and IMPOSING.

and THEN surprise them with the banquet when they land.

THAT should throw them off balance.
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They enter Latverian airspace ignoring your warnings and requests for identification. They are heading straight for castle Doom.
>>24421879
There could be a tournament between the students, the winner of which then may reside in the Victor's tower? Forgive me, I am clearly uncreative today
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>>24421958
>They enter Latverian airspace ignoring your warnings and requests for identification. They are heading straight for castle Doom.

How rude.
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>>24421958
Prepare that buffet.
Get a large metal seat for Ben, and the food for him is rocks.
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>>24421958
No. I like this. We need something pretentious and in our native tongue to name it. Unfortunately I have no idea what the native language of latveria is.
First person to say Latverian gets stun bolted. SO SAYS DOOM!
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>>24421975
indeed i suppose this >>24421949 is the proper response.
>>24421985
no he eats real food and we kind of like him
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>>24421975
>>They enter Latverian airspace ignoring your warnings and requests for identification. They are heading straight for castle Doom.

I think at this point, we should prepare for an attack by the fantastic four.....
in addition to our not-so-hostile welcoming committee.

How best do we greet them when they inevitably open fire?
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Also. How does S.H.E.I.L.D and S.W.O.R.D respond to our generous offer of assistance? With scorn and disdain I hope.
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>>24422011
Fine, no rocks.
Give him a proper chair and cutlery though.
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>>24421958
>They enter Latverian airspace ignoring your warnings and requests for identification
Quite rude.
Have a strongly worded letter sent to S.H.I.E.L.D. for their flaunting of international law.

Again, I suggest we send up Servo-Guards to present a wall of protective bodies, obviously attempting to defend Doomstadt from terrorists who are about to crash their plane into the castle.
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>>24422019
Doom bots. Lots of them. Stun and restraining tactics only. Then we send them home. We want Valeria to be safe after all.
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>>24422019
>How best do we greet them when they inevitably open fire?

We drag and hang 'em in front of the UN.
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>>24422019
Nonchalantly, like we expected it Doom expects everything and we are in control Doom is always in control
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>>24422019
Don't.
Just sit there, completely unphased, then as they crash in to save the kidnapped daughter, invite them to the table and talk about the school.
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>>24422027
We must be more subtle then that.
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>>24422027
>Again, I suggest we send up Servo-Guards to present a wall of protective bodies, obviously attempting to defend Doomstadt from terrorists who are about to crash their plane into the castle.

I like the corridor-bracketing salute version better - and the implication that the security will respond if they try anything is enough, no need to play it up for hysteria.

But we SHOULD know what they are trying to pull.

Lets magically scry into their aircraft cockpits, and see what they're talking about. Is this within DOOM's capability to do?
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>>24421975
Indeed. I have prepared the landing sites, and the buffet and open bar is ready. The servoguard columns have also launched. It does look most imposing, with thousands of them out there, if I may say so myself

>>24422025
I shall do what I can to provide for his unique situation

>>24422021
SHIELD agents seem to be unresponsive at the moment, no doubt they have heard the fabricated lies of kidnapping
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>>24422062
You. I like you.
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>>24422068
>SHIELD agents seem to be unresponsive at the moment, no doubt they have heard the fabricated lies of kidnapping

>Kidnapping

We made sure to arrange proper documents and travel when we took Valeria though.
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>>24422084
I doubt they bothered to check.
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>>24422106
and i am sure we did
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>>24422106
Or more likely. Fury bothered to check and never told anyone. Fury does that kind of shit all the time.
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>>24422062
This.
I can imagine Reed stretching in, The Storms flying in together, then Ben crashing onto the floor, while Doom is just completely unsurpassed in his apathy.
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>>24422106
F4 might not, but SHIELD should have
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>>24422122
we should have a copy prepared to clear this up when they land.
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>>24422127
I bet he thought it would be funny
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>>24422145
He always does.
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>>24422145
pro tip it was so says DOOM
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>>24422139
>we should have a copy prepared to clear this up when they land.

Seconding this.

Also, to add insult to injury, we may want to incorporate this. Just in case we need to whip it out:

>>24421843
>Hand Reed and Sue a parental consent form for Doom's new school.
>Do not break character.
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>>24422128
>Doom is just completely unsurpassed in his apathy.
"There is a front door for a reason, Richards. Or are you really so ill-mannered as to not know the purpose of the huge gates in front of the castle are for?"
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>>24422139
We should also most likely remind those assholes we have diplomatic immunity in the U.S. Which we do. So we can basically do whatever the fuck we want.
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>>24422084
Indeed, though Richards may not have seen them. I have placed them on your table for your convenience

>>24422067
Ben Grimm seems to be muttering that it's about time he got to break something
Storm is throwing a tennis ball against a wall
Susan is crying
Richards looks angry
They may have run out of things to say after spending 2 months together, sir

ETA 10 minutes, sir. They have passed over Doomswood.

Are all current preparations adequate?
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>>24422172
Use this exact brilliant line. Sir? I may have just fallen in love with you're quick wit.
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>>24422177
Get Valeria in the room with her stuff.
Say >>24422172
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>>24422177
>Angry Richards
Oh no, watch out, he might try to wrap around my armour or something
pffffthahaha
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>>24422177
>They may have run out of things to say after spending 2 months together, sir
HAHAHAHAHA
They must hate each other right now.

Who is Susan?

>>24422173
Damn it's good to be a gang- a sovereign leader.
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>>24422177
I think the effect would be best if we are in our throne room, with Valeria, playing 3-D Tetris on a big screen holo-projector.
This line >>24422172 would have more impact.
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>>24422230
Tetris is for lesser minds. We are designing kick ass rocket ships.
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>>24422227
>Who is Susan?

Invisible Woman.
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>>24422227
>Susan
Susan Richards, Valeria's mother we dont hate her.
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>>24422246
Designing new spaceships incorporating Skrull technology alongside Valeria?
Hmm...this has potential.
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>>24422177
Say, did we give Valeria a parental consent form for our new school?
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>>24422265
It can be a school science project.
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>>24421458
WHAT no this is done to Spite Richards when he gets home and finds his daughter under our protection
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>>24422248
>>24422255

Oh, who is Storm then?
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>>24422303
Angry fire man.
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>>24422303
Susan and Johnny are related. Brother and sister.
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>>24422303
No idea, I thought the fourth guy was supposed to be the Human Torch.
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>>24422303
Johnny storm
Human torch
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>>24422313
>>24422323
>>24422327
>>24422329

Okay. Thanks.
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It occurs to me that even more than Richards, this is going to make Johnny feel very inferior.

Heh.
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>>24422372
why exactly?
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>>24422383
We took Johnny's place as favorite uncle.
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>>24422454
OOOooooh
That's what she meant
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>Doombot to tell Reed that Namor is fucking his wife.
I can't wait for the aircraft to make it to the border of Latveria, then U-turn.
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The Fantastic 4's shuttle is flanked by 2 SHIELD craft. They follow the pathways made by the Servoguards, and land at your designated helipads.

They disembark, and neglect to follow the carefully selected path for them you have made. In their usual ways, they get over the castle wall and into the gardens.. You are sat at a table with Valeria designing something next to you. Her babysitter is enjoying the benefits of an open bar

"There is a front door for a reason, Richards. Or are you really so ill-mannered as to not know the purpose of the huge gates in front of the castle are for?"

"Don't act smug with me, Doom, you stole my daughter, and I want her back"
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>>24422482
Show the proper papers and such. Ask if he wishes for Valeria to join his school, it is only proper that we get parental permission.
As they leave, tell him that Valeria can talk about all of the wonderful things they did together as the FF were doing fuck all in space.
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>>24422482
"Stole? something something something I'm better than you."
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>>24422482
"Really? I'm very sure I prepared the proper paperwork...Ah, there we go."

*Hand Richards the paperwork*

"In any case, here she is. Valeria, it's time to return to your parents."
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>>24422482
Stole?

Richards I asked her if she wanted to come visit her godfather and her sitter agreed. I have the documentation to show her legally leaving your country right here.
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>>24422482
Stole? Don't be crude Richards.
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>>24422482
"Stole, Richards? I did no such thing. Here are the travel documents. Over there is her caretaker. Both Valeria and her babysitter were asked to come to my nation and indulge in my hospitality, and they accepted of their own free will. They are free to come and go as they please.
"I have stolen NOTHING, Richards."
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>>24422541
>parental permission

if it were anyone else yes but for him we will just ask her and arrange a convenient gate.
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>>24422482
''Stole Richards how uncouth what need does a...Favoured uncle have of stealing when he can merely Invite his God-child to stay with him while his Family spend's three month's away without even bothering to check on their own children Honestly Richards i thought you were a fool but at least a fool who cared for his children''

>U mad Richards?
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>>24422482

Turn to Valeria who is sitting right there.
"Valeria, it seems your visit is over. Your parents have come to take you back home."

Might as well give him the documents and slip in the invitation to our new school

>>24422554
>>24422558
>>24422584
Lets not be too dramatic/intimidating/hostile while Valeria is here or she might just think she was just a tool in our piss-match with richards
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>>24422610
also mention the fact he's referring to his own DAUGHTER as an object
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>>24422624
>"Valeria, it seems your visit is over. Your parents have come to take you back home."

This.
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>>24422627
Also slap the mimosa out of his hand and call him a asshole.
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>>24422482
"Stole? Don't be so petty, Richards. I filled out all of the paperwork. I gave my god-daughter some small gifts, one of my Doombots, fantastic life experiences, the like.. I entertained her fantastic mind and taught her more in a few weeks than you could have done in a year. I gave her responsibility, freedom and the facilities for her childlike inquisitive nature to thrive. You should thank me, left unchecked, this little one may have created something quite nasty or built up resentment towards you. "


"Susan, I'm opening a school that would let your daughter thrive and fully realize her talents. Do I have your permission for her to join? I wish to ask in person so we do not get another misunderstanding like we are in now."
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>>24422666
>Also slap the mimosa out of his hand and call him a asshole.
A to uncouth
B he doesn't yet have a mimosa
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>>24422624
>"Valeria, it seems your visit is over. Your parents have come to take you back home."

Going with this.
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>>24422541
"Stole isn't the correct word, Richards. I have all the correct paperwork, and she came of her own volition. She has talent you seem content to waste, too. In two months, she has made millions with her inventions, and has shown excellent magical potential. In fact, she expressed interest in joining a school of mahic, which she herself designed. Here is the paperwork."

"I'm not letting her have anything else to do with you, you monster! Come on, Valeria, we're leaving!"

"But daddy, I really want to go to the school! Magic's great, he's taught me lots!"

>>24422544
He should already know that, sir
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>>24422666
>call him an asshole

what are we peasent's?
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>>24422693
Uh, this could get nasty.
Maybe a quip about not forgetting the gifts, and an invitation to dinner where we can discuss the situation like adults with minimal danger to Valeria?
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>>24422693

*Sigh regretfully*

"Very well, that is your prerogative as her parent, though I will point out that your irrational actions will only be detrimental to Valeria's growth. In any case here is the details of her trust fund, and the paperwork for the school should you change your mind. Valeria, you are always welcome visit me again should you wish."
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>>24422693
Valeria if both your parents don't want me to help you reach your potential we will just have to wait till you are older for your magical studies.
But Susan pleas it is for her own good she has a gift your husband would see squandered.
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>>24422771
This. We can always work on getting her to the school long distance. We'll set up Doomnet. A exclusive and private electronic mail system for our students and just send her the coursework behind Richard's back.
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>>24422693
"Really, Richards? Namecalling now? Very well. An invitational packet for our school will be sent along to your tower."
Wave Mr. Robot to take care of Valeria's and her babysitter's bags.

Richards DID remember about the babysitter, right?
If not:
"Richards, really. This is how you treat those that you entrust with your daughter's safety? I do not know why your employees stick with you at all."
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>>24422771
This a thousand times

>>24422776
The Susan Bit also
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>>24422693
Give the papers to Valeria anyway. Have her luggage delivered.

Also, should we say to Richards that we will be filing a complaint to the UN for violating our airspace and unlawful entrance? I think we should.
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>>24422812
This too. The last part. Don't forget the baby sitter.
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By giving Valeria access to magic, we've put Richards in an impossible situation.
He cannot let her squander her talent, as her personality will lead to her to experiment with that, and even die.
Reed doesn't know jack about magic, so she'll HAVE to learn to control it. That leaves Strange, who is dangerous to even be around, and Doom.
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>>24422771
Going with this.
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>>24422821
Oh yes. What a splendid idea. Glad I, Dr. Doom thought of it.
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>>24422821
>filing a complaint to the UN for violating our airspace and unlawful entrance
And don't forget the strongly worded condemnation of SHIELD for simply going along with it instead of checking the situation.
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>>24422846

JUST AS PLANNED

Unless richards tries to wipe her mind or something
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>>24422889
He would too. That ambulatory bag of stretching dicks.
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>>24422821
>Filing a complaint against both S.H.I.E.L.D and Richards

FUCKING FUND IT!!!!!
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>>24422889
>Richards risking his own daughter's mental wellbeing
No parent could be such a prick over pett-
>Reed
FUCK.
RICHARDS HAS FOILED DOOM YET AGAIN.
RICHAAAAAAARDS.
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>>24422771
This.
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>>24422771
>"Very well, that is your prerogative as her parent, though I will point out that your irrational actions will only be detrimental to Valeria's growth. In any case here is the details of her trust fund, and the paperwork for the school should you change your mind. Valeria, you are always welcome visit me again should you wish."

Also, a slip in a smug but even-toned comment about "next time their parents decide to take a vacation into space"
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>>24422993
>"next time their parents decide to take a vacation into space"

This is more funny because it was probably personal hell for them.
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>>24422812
>>24422821

"You're just...letting her go? Without a big speech or nothing?" Says Grimm
Yes Grimm. Now please, leave. I have much work to do

"If I find you've done anything to her..."

But you won't, Richards, which I fear will anger you more. Now I shall say it once more. Leave

"There will be repercussions, Doom. I'll come back with all the heroes I know. A lot of people want you behind bars"

Well, if you do come back, bring Valeria. I think she rather likes it here

"Why are you being so horrible, Daddy? He's been really nice to me

That's going to have to be it tonight, Lights out around the hospital and the old lady next bed over's already complained I type too loud. I'll read everything in the archive, and I'll be back tomorrow, same time. Goodnight everyone! And sorry to leave it on a cliffhanger, everyone hates those, I know
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>>24423083
Let him bring his heroes Lucia. I'd love to see his face when He and the entirety of the hero community is censured by the U.N for what amounts to a family day trip for Valeria.
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on a side note. Are we even recognized as a country by the U.N?
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>>24423083
You're in hospital?
Get well soon.
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>>24423083
>repercussions
For what? Every single action we took was legal. If anyone broke laws and would be behind bars, it would be Richards.

Lets try to get Richards put on a terrorist watch list. He flew without a flight plan into sovereign airspace, and entered a secure air zone without clearance on a flight that could have been a terrorist attack. And SHIELD helped him!
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>>24423083
well that was fun, we've ruined Richard's return to earth and had some time together with our god-daughter.

Thanks for Rapping it up Op you Glorious Barstard.

>>24423132
I think we are I can't be sure though.

>>24423119
>MFW all of Marvel's A-lister's come busting into doom's chamber looking for a fight
>they get C&D from the U.N backed by International law and S.H.I.E.L.D
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>>24423132
yes we are king of Latveria

>>24423083
>"There will be repercussions, Doom. I'll come back with all the heroes I know. A lot of people want you behind bars"
Richards you are blowing this completely out of proportion pleas ether act civilized in my country or leave peacefully with my goddaughter.

>>24423153
dito
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>>24423132
Oh yes. An upstanding member of the international community who recently disarmed all of his nuclear weapons to comply with UN requests.
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>>24423204
Maybe by repercussions he means we're off the Richards family's christmas card list.
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Oh man, we forgot to tell him we cured Influenza
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Is it just me or are we setting this up for a Valeria-waifu quest?
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>>24423221
I doubt we were even on there anyway
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>>24423246
>cured Influenza
no that was him we cured worse diseases in the battle CDC
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>>24423258
Wat? dude Valeria's our God-daughter and a great way to piss off Richards if this was Waifu quest we'd be going after someone else
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>>24423258

Oh fuck no, what part of doting on our niece do you not get?
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>>24423261
We might have been. Which reminds me. Next time the quest is on we put Namor on our christmas card list. And Richard's mad face just then made the cover of the card.
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>>24423258
no if we are angling for a waifu it is Morgana
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>>24423258
No. That's creepy. Stopit.
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>>24423313
>And Richard's mad face just then made the cover of the card.
yes except the ones for Valeria Susan and Ben
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>>24423282
Oh. Well, we forgot to tell him that we one-upped him while he was jerking off is space.
To add salt to the wounds, we might have mentioned that we have spaceships capable of doing same journey in a day.
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>>24423204
>Rapping it up
I would enjoy reading a Doom rap.
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>>24423357
Of course not. They get the shot of us and Valerie having fun at Doomworld. Maybe the rollercoaster picture.
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Maybe we should let poor Ben beat some of our servo-guards?
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>>24423372
as would I to bad I Can't Rap [/Spoiler]
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>>24423411
If we have a few old ones in need of replacement we could offer them as sparing partners for him as a parting gift. also give Susan some barbeketchup and Storm a Tshirt with our face on it to watch him squirm.
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>>24423411
.... Note to Doom(self). Design new series of Doombots. Zero reliable offensive weapons. Standard musculature. Paintball gun in palms. Maximize structural integrity by stripping out standard sensors and computing capabilities. Alter external appearance to that of a cross between Ultron and a Sentinel. Equip with universal safe-word that disables, as well as multiple hard-wired physical cut-offs within easy reach. Program as sparring partners for supers. Let Ben Grimm, Luke Cage, Piotr Rasputin, Steve Rogers, and whomever else wishes blow off steam with our new training aids. Ideal sparring partners and affordable target practice. Shield, The Avengers, The X-Men, The Brotherhood, just about everyone who needs reliable punching bags that can pretend to punch back will be interested.
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>>24423498
>Patented Doom Sparring Partner's

S-Sometimes i think we are to smart for our own good
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>>24423498
We will of course market them through a shell company. Thus ensuring that they are bought. People may be squeamish about giving money to Doom. They will not be squeamish about giving money to Demenses Incorporated
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>>24423457
No, no, we give him one of Valeria's hoverboards. He's always loved stupidly fast and unsafe things. Doom is considerate.

To Susan, we give a full recording of Valeria's time at Doomworld, so she may observe her daughter playing like a normal child. Our armor should have recorded it all.

Speaking of Armor, remind Valeria to take the armor we made for her with her when she goes home, and that if she's ever in danger, it will protect her.

To Grimm, we can give a few training dummies. Also, we should resume work on a cure for his condition.

To Reed, we can give him an ounce of martian vibranium, and our records of martian weather patterns, and the (bare-bones) basic of spatial teleportation, so that next time he goes on vacation, he doesn't leave our god-daughter functionally unsupervised for 2 months. I'm sure his neighbor is a pleasant person, but if Valeria had decided to construct anything with a nuclear power source, or reversed the local gravity field of the Baxter Building, or invented a form of (note to self, make this) telepathic fire controlled by the thoughts of anyone nearby, what would a mere civilian do? Valeria has a powerful mind capable of changing the world, and Reed treats her more like a trophy than the brilliant child she is.
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>>24423955
How about instead we give Reed a 3d printed statue of a hand giving him a giant middle finger. Fuck that guy.
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>>24424016
no we are civil to him he is technically our guest and the father of our god daughter who is present.
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>>24424047
That's why we send it to him as a christmas present.
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>>24424069
if we do that she will see it when he opens it. Given Valeria we must troll Richards much more subtly for the foreseeable future.
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>>24424123
Fiiiiiiiine. Then we criticize richards as outlined in >>24423955
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>>24424016
No, no. As I said, Doom is Considerate. All Reed has ever cared about is Science. He spends more time in his lab than with his own child and family. So, we will give him more of what he desires. Scientific data. Understanding. If it keeps him in his lab longer, forcing him to grow further apart from his family and neglect them more, so much the better. IF it causes Valeria to lose trust in her father when we rejects knowledge freely offered or makes the (common for him) mistake of denying Doom's wisdom, so much the better. It is not Doom's fault that Richards has become addicted to Science, Doom does not FORCE Richards to while away his days in his mediocre laboratory. Yes, Doom is giving a junkie a dose of his addiction, but it is up to the addict to cure themselves of their weakness.
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>>24423912
Be sure to also market a line of safety equipment. Helmets, pads, etc.
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>>24423955
>telepathic fire controlled by the thoughts of anyone nearby
Pyro... sentient?
Pyropathic?
Tele...

Biopathic Fire. That's a good name. Biopathic Fire.
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>>24424728
Again via a shell company.
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>>24424769
I assumed the same company would market both. Especially if Johnny starts using his in public, it could take the extreme sports world by storm.

Note to self, future models should include a redundancy system so that if anyone attempts to dismantle one to 'trick it out' or convert it into another form or device, the entire thing will cease functioning. Demenses Inc can take custom orders, but we will not have a dozen wannabe-Vultures using the technology of Valeria in their petty schemes.
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anyone remember to catalog or save this or whatever
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>>24426165
yep
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24418674
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>>24426165
Doom does not forget such petty details. All will go according to Doom's plan.
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Now that Valeria has gone home, our schedule should clear up nicely. What about that round-table discussion I proposed? Get T'Challa (and possibly Storm), Magneto, Black Bolt(or a representative), Xavier, Namor, Mole Man, and Callisto of the Morlocks to sit down at a table together (or at least a holo-conference call) to discuss populating MArs. Doom is amazing in all things, but single-handedly populating an entire planet, even a small one, is beyond him for the moment.

If Namor agrees to moving Atlantis, or even a portion of Atlanteans, to Mars, we can arrange for a portion of Earth's oceans to be exported to Mars via portals, (thus delaying coastline erosion and global flooding from global warming), and making up the difference by taking the water from Europa (also via portals, this should add more mass to Mars and make it better able to hang on to an atmosphere).

T'Challa's Wakanda is at least 30 years ahead of its closest non-Latverian competitor in terms of technological advancement, and at least 50 years ahead of America. They have extensive experience with Vibranium, which we have recently found on Mars. I trust them more than most other nations to handle it with the care and safety required. And as an African nation, Wakanda can distribute the fruits of Doom's martian hydroponics farms more quickly and accurately to those who need it than Doom can, by dint of familiarity with the region. Doom also wishes to consider IMPORTING Wakandan culture to Latveria. He respect T'Challa's people and their rejection of the crass materialism of the western world and would like to open negotiations for cultural exchange. T'Challa will be given a free pass to explore Latveria at his whim, to judge what of any value he would wish to take back to his people. I'm sure he'll be interested in the new magical academy, at the very least.
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>>24428054

If Magneto, Xavier, Callisto, or Storm are willing to put aside petty rivalries, Doom can offer their people a safe refuge where few, if any could strike them meaningfully. Doom's own people suffered as Magneto did, and that shared pain gives them common ground to see to the protection of the oppressed. With a viable population colonizing Mars, all Mutants remaining on Earth could claim diplomatic immunity and protection. Even Xavier must admit that the mutant population is not large enough to effect policy change, and that conventional humans are not ready to accept mutants as family members. But distant neighbors? Without the constant pressure of overpopulation and resource/labor competition, tempers will cool and rhetoric will die in the face of public apathy. America can barely maintain its space program as is. They'll never authorize or afford constructing a fleet of sentinels just to launch at mars, and they'd never be able to send more than one at a time every few months anyway. With Doom and other trustworthy leaders securing the DoomDoors to Earth, the mutant population would be free to build, grow, and evolve in peace.
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>>24428064

Black Bolt, as ruler of the Inhumans, rules an isolated people facing ennui and stagnation. Mars would open up mineral resources they could make use of, and more importantly, it could open up cultural borders with people who, given time, may grow in a way his people could consider equivalent to their own. Mutants are the next stage in human evolution, and they are evolving in ways that Inhuman biology predicted centuries ago. What will happen when all of humanity is born X-gene positive and all humans are mutants? How will the Inhumans differ? This is their chance to shape an emerging culture, to help their fellow post-homo-mundanus, and to reach out to what could be considered their 'younger brothers'. Likewise, Atlanteans are an offshoot of humanity just as old as the Inhumans. They too are lost cousins, and deserve to know their family. Wakanda, while not genetically divergent from the bulk of humanity, is culturally and technologically superior to the bulk of humanity. As such, there is no homo-sapien nation as likely to treat with Inhumans as equals and friends.

Mars is a new world, with none of the ancient grudges and petty bickering of the past. It is a chance for the best and brightest parts of Earth to start anew, unshackled by the tyranny of ignorance or fear or hate. It is a place where the future may be built in peace.

Do not all worthy leaders owe their people The Future?
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>>24428093

10/10 plan would vote for "best Doom of the year"
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>>24428209
Thank you. Of course, this all works in Doom's favor as well.

The mutant population, while not beholden to Doom, would be at least grateful for their haven. And since Doom is building their starting settlements and staffing them until they can become self-sufficient (not to mention feeding them from his own farms) we can collect extensive medical data about the mutant genome.

Wakanda's technology and expertise in mining, refining, and utilizing vibranium.

Inhuman technology and culture.

Atlantean culture and technology.

And most importantly, a strong alliance of traditionally ostracized people willing to defend each other, all with the gentle guidance and advice of Doom. In time, they will witness for themselves the wisdom and righteousness of Doom and submit willingly, as the whole world would have had not the delusions of 'democracy' and politicians and heroes of the Earth not conspired against Doom.



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