Around a week ago I was stung by a bee while working on minis and many fellow fa/tg/uys endeavored with me to keep her alive. It was decided she should be interred in a dreadnought. Here is the original thread: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24245900/This is her burial thread.
>how do i resize pictures
holy fuck OP, all those feels ;_;Please tell me you did the dreadnought Idea suggested in the thread, that would be the perfect send off
>>24385578Did you buy a dreadnaught?
The dance of the puppetsThe rusted chains of prison moonsAre shattered by the sun.
>>24385578RIPHave you gotten the Dreadnought yet?
>>24385643>anon in charge of reading the thread>>24385638
I walk a road, horizons changeThe tournament's begun.
>>24385638RIP humble bee.
>bee stings you>put it on life supportwhat?by the mechanism of stinging they tear through their lower gut- they literally eviscerate themselves
I am archiving this right now.
>>24385650EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL POLLINATE FLOWERS.
>>24385672It's ok, he superglued the wound.
>>24385672You don't need much to operate a dreadnaughtIt would be increadibly loyal to the God Emperor. Or as she puts it, the God Queen
This thread is the bees knees
>>24385681EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
>>24385672bees have 2 wounds, stinging only costs 1jesus, it's like you didn't even read the pollenator codex
The purple piper plays his tune,The choir softly sing;Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,FOR THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KINNNNNNNNG AHHHAHHHHHHHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH
>>24385672Wounds too grievous for the mighty /tg/ Beestartes to pull through.The tech marines decided to put the brave warrior inside a dreadnought and place it on vigil so he may forever be a silent guardian. May he be forever honoured by his brothers and stand fast under the shielding gaze of our great and powerful God Emperor
>>24385707>BB salute>Battle Bee salute
>>24385715Remember to paint this one with subtle bee-markings.
>>24385714>Pollenator>>24385726>BeestartesKnock it off, I'm trying to have an emotion here
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24385578/Archived. Hail the God-Queen!
>>24385578What will the dreadnaughts name be, i mean, they usually have a name.Righteous Sting?You must make the most use of black/yellow striped warning signs common to 40k with this one.
/tg/beeWS 5BS 0S2T2 I 6 A 1W 1LD 10special rules:Stinger: The bee's sting wounds on a 2+ with no saves allowed. After the stinger has been used, the bee suffers a wound with no saves allowed.Even in death I still serve: The bee can never serve as a kill point or contribute to a kill counter such as Epidemius' tally so long as the bee dies from its own stinger.
>>24385762That somehow looks like Valkyria Chronicles.
>>24385773Cause it is
>>24385715>>24385650>>24385638This, day, an old friend rejoins our ranks, never to leav again...Praise the emperor.
Good night, sweet princess.May the Emperor's light keep you warm in the great hive in the sky, where there are no bears and the honey flows freely.
>>24385780Makes sense, didn't know it had a manga.
>>24385758I'll probably name it something like "Beezius." That sounds sufficiently bee-ish and Blood Angel-ish. If I get used to painting yellow and I do Lamenters, I can easily incorporate yellow and black.
>>24385758Brother Halictidae, Oh He of the Righteous Sting
>>24385787Oh god that picture....the story makes it even worse
>>24385715You better convert that face into something more fitting for our comrade, you hear?
>>24385806>Brother>HeDo you even Bee?
he should be equipped with a combi-stinger and a buzzpack
Why do I always miss the best threads
>OP actually deliveredFor once, OP was not a faggot.Godspeed, little bee. Godspeed.
Or maybe I'll do "Brother Apis" since Apis is the genus of the honey bee.
>>24385842I vote for this
>>24385842Sister Apis will rest in our hearts forevermore.
>>24385798Apis melliferaThe latin for, Bee Honey-Bearing.Dont make the dreadnaught yellow. That would be too gimmicky. Pic related of yellow + black.Just add it as a boarder around the front plate or on an arm or something.That way, its like a secret only you know.
If you haven't decided on a conversion yet, I have a suggestion
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMERhy3eaVwhere is her funeral song
>>24385883The yellow would need to be a slightly- more-orangeish shade.
EMTOMB THE VENERABLE BUZZNOUGHT IN THE HONEYCOMB OF ETERNAL VIGILANCE. MAY HIS STING ETERNALLY WATCH OVER HIS BROTHERS.
>>24385769Good, but I would liek to think she would get Feel No Pain...Please let me beleive she can have Feel No Pain ;_;....Also, This bee survived more than an hour after having her stinger ripped out. T4 at least
That Bee was one of the Emperor's men! Dreadnoughts all rise for the holy bee to bee retired!
>>24385937d-did he die?
>>24385937her.All bees are females except for a few drones who's main job is to fertilize a queen.
>>24385972If he did then nothing of value was lost
>>24385976Don't male bees explode during mating? Perfect suicide bombers/rapists
>>24385976>your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to fuck the queen all night long, for the rest of your life
>>24385904This works, too, if a little clichehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU
>>24385989Still counts>>24385998Living the dream
>>24385883Also, i mean. It doesnt ruin the perfectly good aesthetic of a blood angels dreadnaught.
>>24385937It's weird knowing how funny fatal or almost-fatal accidents can be.
>>24385998Actually, he only gets to fuck her once. After his constantly jizzing dick gets rammed up in there, it pops off and stays in there to stop any competition from fertilizing her. Bees really dig that whole hari kari nonsense.
>>24386012Yeah if I don't get comfy with yellow then I'll do Angels Vermillion, which will give me the chance to do caution bars like that.
Surprised this hasn't been linked yet.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QV1RGMLUKE
>>24386010>Not having the song in this post as the funeral song>>24385966
>>24386011Not a dream at all.It would be the equivalent of being one of those fat feminazi cunt's pet girly boy.
>>24386037You say that like it's a bad thing
In death, I claim a new stinger.
>yfw after bees are extinct op sells his beenought for over 100million dollar.
>>24385989>>24385998A normal drone be is sort of female- the genitals get formed into the stinger. When she stings something with soft skin (like a human) the stinger gets stuck in the skin, keeping most of the bee's internal organs with it when she leaves. This is so that it can constantly produce and pump poison into the target (unless you pick it out). Male bees do something similar. When one mates with a new queen, his genitals will stick inside her, constantly producing semen to fertilize her eggs. The male bee stays but, like the female bee, leaves most of his guts behind. So while your statement about fucking the queen all night long is technically correct, he will wander off and die elsewhere while his genitals keep pumping away.
>>24386049Not the guy you're replying to, but it pretty much is.Particularly when you've got no real options, aside from homelessness.
shes going home OPshes going home.
>>24386023>guy falls, presumably to his death>calmly put the lid back onI'm a horrible person for finding this so funny.
>>24386067>1000 years later, in a museum>It is believed the humans of this era worshiped skulls and bees, as evidenced by one of the few pre-Event relics to have survived, the now legendary Bee Sarcophagus
>>24386076I wonder how deep the fall was.
Well the dread is finished it seems. Don't worry about the arms, they aren't glued. Are there any ideas for how to make it stand out in a bee way so that maybe fellow fa/tg/uys may recognize it at gaming conventions? I hope to go to Origins and future Games Days.
>>24386036Sorry, I dont listen to shit.
>>24386076Your basement grognard needs feeding once in a while
>>24385904nope. this is the song"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlNantlznCA
>>24386090Paint it in black an yellow
>>24386090Give him little antennae on his head sculpture.
>>24386090Make the face more buglike.
>>24385989They don't explode, but they do die.>>24385998More like: Your entire purpose in life is to fly around, fuck a new queen with a bunch of other dudes, then die.Then, all the sperm of the various drones is stored in the queen's spermatheca, and is used to fertilize the eggs she lays, well over a thousand a day, up to 2k sometimes.When her life is nearing it's end (read: she's about out of eggs), she'll lay a few eggs without fertilizing them (these will become new drones). When or a little before she finally dies, the workers will feed a fertilized larva egg only royal jelly. Then that larva will develop into a new queen.The new queen goes on a mating flight with the drones, and the cycle repeats.My mother is an apiarist, I know plenty about bees.
>>24386023yeah but that was an accident, not a tard escaping from it's wrangler>>24386069fucking bees man, even making new bees is suicidal. Hiveminds scare me>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6m40W1s0Wc
>>24386104>YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!
>>24386090There's loads of suggests about half-way through the thread.
>>24386105>>24386107Give him compound eyes if you can manage it.
>>24385972Nah, he lived, though he was FUCKED UP for a few weeks.
>>24386112This sounds an awful lot like many a doujin I have read
>>24386105>>24386107>>24386120I meant more subtle things such as certain designs on the scrolls or something on the base. Nothing too blatant. The caution bars suggested so far are a good idea.
>>24386090SCULPT HER A KAMEN RIDER FACE, LIKE >>24385818
>>24386076That guy lived.These guys didn't.
>>24386138Replace the blade with a spear.
>>24386138Some sort of hexagonal motif might work.
>>24386148beeware of stinger
>>24386138If you want more subtlety write Apis mellifera somewhere.
>>24386138Make a Honey-comb like structure on it somewhere, filling them with scrolls or something.
>>24386087Couldn't have been further than the basement. Probably messed up pretty badly though.
Paint some bee related phrases in latin on the base of the mini or on the banners.
>>24386161Metal Scaffolding stretching into the heavens.Power lines.Do the math.
>>24386153Did someone say yellow hexagons?
>>24386138bee on the shoulderpad instead of a chapter symbol
>>24386161They were pushing a large, metal object.It was wet on the ground.They hit a powerline.In short, they were cooked.
>>24386171They got bzapped by the mighty wizard of the heavens?
>>24386149What is happening here?
>>24386149I laugh every time
>>24386190At least it was quick.
>>24386149The thing that baffles me is the guy that almost made it, but then chose to climb THROUGH the electrified structure.
>>24386160>>24386158I like these. >>24386123The one thing that really gives me trouble is painting eyes. I'll probably just make them glow.>>24386152The blade is like a halberd, so it works well enough. Maybe I could hang a scroll on it with some kind of funny name for the blade.
>>24386144This, a thousand times this. For JUSTICE
>>24386138have the base as chunks of honeycomb looking stuff, like it's fighting in a giant beehive>>24386149>that guy that almost made it ;_;7
>>24386190>Huh, I wonder what terrible thing is going to happen in this one? Can't see anything ye- OH DEAR LORD
>>24386200I think he was trying to push it outta the power line to save his friends.
>>24386205That three point NOPE! Gets me every time.
>>24386190>The only war experience.gif
>>24386190It's fake, but pretty funny
>>24386190This just freaks me out. Its like the chick who got lanced by a frozen piss spear from a plane toilet. Theres no way to prepare for the universe shitting on you like that.
>>24386225>save his friends>after seeing them literally roasting on the groundThat would almost make him MORE dumb.
>>24386200you're not thinking clearly when you just got struck by LIGHTNING BABY
>>24386245I thought the thing with planes dropping their sewage was just an urban legend.
>>24386244It's not fake, it's Russia or some other post USSR shithole.
>>24386250He an hero, my friend.Literally.
Oh Jesus you archived this?...
>>24386245> Its like the chick who got lanced by a frozen piss spear from a plane toilet.I always thought that was just a story
>>24386250They probably have no experience with the third rail or anything like it.I've seen the third rail in action.It's...It's horrible to see, especially when their eyes melt and patches of their skin melt and fire starts coming out of them.
>>24386256Looks shopped to me. You have a link to the article?
>>24386136Honey is made from pollan and is what the bees eat. During the winter, all the worker bees (female) ball up in a big clump around the queen that consists of the entire hive. This way, they can share their body heat to stay warm and survive the winter. They are in constant rotation, a bee will be on the "bottom"* so it can eat it's fill of honey, then move up to the middle to stay warm, then take it's place on the outside of the ball so that one of the outside bees can move down to the middle for warmth, then the bottom for food. This goes on constantly all winter.One issue is if too much honey is taken by a bee-keeper, they won't have enough for winter, then the queen and hive dies. This is a common amature mistake. The other issue is that bees judge when it's OK to stop the ball and go out looking for pollin by the temperature, so if it gets really warm in early in the spring, but then cools down, or if there's a late cold snap, than many bees might be out of the ball by then, so they'll die. If too many leave the ball because of that, then it gets too small and they'll all die.*bottom is in quotes because the combs are usually on the side in nature, and always when it's a beekeeper. But you get the idea.
>>24386273You sound like you could work for horror movies/games.
>>24386252>>24386271>>24386276Yeah, I'm actually next to positive its fake like the car video is. Still, the thought of that kinda 1-in-a-million shit happening.
>>24385578http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5y2O_hv3Iandhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIw0ewEsNHs>>24386090See if you can find an appropriate head, ala Kamen Rider, and some giant fucking bee wings for our girl there.Spread the God Queen's wrath little one, this is no. . .not the. . .
>>24386276>ArticleWhat part of "Russia or some other post USSR shithole" do you not understand?
>>24386280Just ignore me
>>24386256If you look at the crane that it would have fallen from, the perspective would imply that the car needed to be significantly further back for the impact to happen. Article to prove?
>>24386279I live in New York.Correction: I LIVED in the Nigger-Infested parts of New York and had to use the subway to commute.
>>24385673dat pic belongs into a You Love You Loose thread on /b/. Also, respect for the Insecktoid dread. P.S. Combining Tyrannids with Spacemarines, would create some really awesome new units.
Still think you should have mummified your little bee princess and built a pyramid in your yard to entomb her in forever.
>>24386112Is apiary a lucrative job field?
>>24386271>>24386280It is just a story, and it is fake.Sometimes you hear that they dump the sewage, other times you'll hear that they dump the sewage only over oceans, but the truth is they're not allowed to dump it at all while in mid-flight, and there's no way to do so. There are a few documented events of it hitting earth, in one case breaking a roof, but all those were leaks in the aircraft.There have been no deaths.
>>24386308>>24386285At least she is in a Furioso Librarian and can use that psychic power that enables her to fly.
And now for something completely different: a gif where someone survives against all odds.
>>24386245>>>24386271But sometimes such leaks happen. Not likely to have occurred, but it could. Mythbusters proved it and everything:http://youtu.be/NIHhDDvgIfU?t=1m
>>24386375That guy was a suicide bomber?
This thread is getting derailed.
>>24386375Just post some more.I won't visit the shithole that is /gif/ just for some gifs like that.
>>24386375HOLY SHITI'm sorry but I wouldn't even think about shooting at the guy, he deserves to be let go
>>24386375>>24386390No, looks like the explosives were in that pile of debris on the side of the road.
>>24386375>>24386390>FOR ALLAH'S SAKE, AHMED! YOU HAD ONE JOB!
>>24386397More like bee-railed
>>24386397just killing time until the OP gets back to us
OP is a cool guy. I knew the bee wouldn't live, but it was touching that he tried to save it. Going the extra mile and entombing him in a Dreadnought is great.When I die it would be nice if some of my ashes were mixed into resin for wargaming miniatures. Or a little pouch of them put into a Dreadnought like the Honey Bee here.Or mixed into gunpowder and used to make a bomb to destroy my enemies. My sister is the executor of my will, and she'd probably do the resin miniatures thing, but she's against violence, so the bomb thing is out.
>>24386403You can see him pull the detonator out of his pocket right before the explosion. He was the bomb.
>>24386397We are waiting for OP to return.
>>24386375Lol I bet he's like."So... I still get the virgins, right?"
>>24386090Ive seen other painters put the name of the dreadnaught on a standard on the back because its harder to write Apis mellifera really small.You could allways just use an jel ink pen. They'll right on a painted surface. Then you can write on the scroll there.Might also want to look into bitz bought online.
>>24386421I'm sure that by the time you die we will have actual dreadnoughts to put you in.
>>24386445He probably died of internal injuries shortly thereafter, so yeah he gets the 72 virgins.Although some scholars seem to think that virgins was a mis-translation, and martyrs are actually awarded with 72 bunches of grapes.
Not OP, but I'm tempted to make my up coming SOB army bee themed and dedicated to that bee.Any help /tg/?The Emperor preserves.
>>24386445>"Did you die killing the enemies of Allah?""Nnn... no?">"THEN YOU GET NOTHING! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, PARKER."
>mfw these two threads
>>24386485actually, the origonal thing that was based off off, there are only 72 virgins total. they all share them.
>>24386485Boy, that'd be something of a shock. Though, knowing most guys that I've met, they'd still try to give the grapes the dick.
>>24386526Wait, but...I know being a virgin doesn't work like that.
>>24386526Do they get replenished regularly, or are they now the most used-up whores in the universe?
>>24386540they arnt human. they are these sort of angles that regrow there hymen.an odd detail, they also have solid black eyes
>>24386426Looks to me like he was standing just beyond where the scorch mark was after the smoke cleared. Could be he set it off but didn't know how powerful it was. Just a former goat herder who was given a bomb and told "point this end toward the infidels."
>>24386559I'll just assume you're not fucking with me.
>>24386551Maybe they have unbreakable/regenerative hymens....OP, you should come back soon...
>>24386559>they also have solid black eyesReligion just became a lot more relevant to my interests.
>>24386559>solid black eyes.NOPE!Fuck NO!FUCKING ANGELS!TOO CREEPY!
>>24386559Fucking true fae.
>>24386583AAAAAAAHH!NO!FUCK THAT!I WANTED TO SLEEP TONIGHT!
>>24386609I wish moot didn't ban deep sea threads.
>>24386485Yup. Mistranslation. The word for Virgin and the word for Sweetened Grapes (or perhaps dates, I forget) are very close in the old text. They being a rare delicacy that only nobles could afford. It makes sense with the rest of the listed rewards as well: Milk, Honey, Sweetmeats and so on. Basically a kick-ass feast for the honourable warrior, kind of like Valhalla but without the booze.Also, the way they used numbers was metaphorical: "72" basically stood for "loads". It's like how "40 Days and 40 Nights" in the bible means "We lost track of time."
>>24386559So at the end we come back to the bees. It's like poetry.
>>24386462>I'm sure that by the time you die we will have actual dreadnoughts to put you in.Probably not. I remember imagining what life would be like after the year 2000 when I was a kid back in the 80s, and there aren't nearly enough people with neon colored plastic clothing driving hovercars. I mean, there's probably a few, but nothing like it was supposed to be.I'd like to think that Kurzweil's Singularity could preserve my consciousness so I could keep on playing wargames and watching mecha anime for millions of years, but I'm not counting on it. The Mormons would probably lobby against it anyway and make it illegal or some shit.
>>24386559No, I would rather put my dick into one of these things than a true fae.
>>24386559Wh-what?I can just image a couple of terrorists re-reading this while in the middle of a mission and being all:>"Dude, hey, Abdul, come here.">"Yeah, what's up?">"Okay, so you know the part about the virgins?">"Yeah. We kill the American pigs and we get like 72 of them. What about it?">"Well, like, read it again. Seriously.">"...solid black...OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK?">"I KNOW, RIGHT?">"FUCK THIS, MAN. THAT'S MESSED UP.">"MAN, WE'RE TAKING THIS PLANE BACK. I DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS SHIT!">"Okay, we'll just, like, say we took it for a joy-ride or something! Yeah!">"Dude...is that a building?">"What? No, it's not a bui-">KAAABOOOOOM!
>>24386540There is debate about whether the "virginity" is a literal, physical state, or a metaphorical/metaphysical one.
>>24386620Wait, they're banned? Since when?
>>24386657I have no idea, but they always get deleted.
>>24386641I'll gladly stick my dick in a true fae in place of yours Anon.I'll do it for all of us if need be.
>>24386666It is as it must be. The Innsmouth Mods cannot allow the outside world to know of their presence until the stars are right.
>>24386668Have fun having your dick teleport onto that blind thing from Pan's Labyrinth's plate as you give that fairy the dick.
>>24386668I'll be right there with you, anon.
OP here. I accidentally closed the thread and forgot about it when I was looking at other things. Any requests?
>>24386680Man, I loved late night deep sea threads....I should start reading Perry Rhodan again.
>>24386375And then Abdul became an immortal.There can only be one.
>>24386320I have no idea.My mother is an amature and gives most of her honey away to friends and family. I can say that she only has like 4-5 hives that she keeps around her job and other hobbies, and last year those hives produced somewhere between 150 and 200 pints of honey. Take that as you will.That was way more than she got in the past, because last year she moved her hives to the farm of a local farmer that our family knows in a beneficial arrangement to help pollinate his crops and get more honey. So that's a consideration.However, given that generally a pint of honey can be sold for around 14$, she could have made around 2400-2500 USD off last year's load if she didn't just do it as a hobby and give it away. So I imagine it could be reasonably profitable if you have enough hives and a way to sell the honey for good value. The profits might be a bit more if you find someone to sell the wax to, as that has many uses. It certainly can be done, but I don't know if I'd call it lucrative, I don't know a lot about the industry.I should also mention: apiary as a hobby, or knowing an apiarist will get you the best honey you've ever had. If you buy honey at the store, it's often "watered down" with sugar-water. The wildflower honey from my mother's hives is just plain better than the store-bought stuff, sweeter, richer, more flavor, just better in every way.
>>24386686Super-1's face ( >>24386581 )
>>24386502OP here, I'm flattered. Maybe make the fleur-de-lis or whatever into a bee instead?
>>24386683Man fuck that thing.I legitimately had nightmares about it after I watched that movie.
>>24386695> Awww man we died anyways!> hello martyrs, claim your reward>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>24386695And in stranger eons even death may dayIT ALL MAKES SENSE!
Wait, there's people who think the Islamic virgins are less appealing because they're borderline Lovecraftian horrors?This is not the /tg/ I once knew.
>accidentally leave thread>come back>see it's about kebabs and their virgins What would /tg/bee think of this?
>>24386729>and thats how OPs sad story about a bee and its end explained all of HP lovecraft
>>24386734Son, we will fuck female deep ones.True Fae is another story.A Deep One, Outer God, whatever, you put your dick in it knowing at least SOMETHING about it, True Fae? The only thing you know about True Fae is that they are massive dicks.
>>24386741It would REMOVE KEBAB
Goddamnit /tg/.Off to /d/, time to fap.
>>24386741Bees are basically a Rule 63 version of Muslims, so I think she'd bee okay with this.
>>24386741she would probably think i should find some pollen and bring it to the hive.
>>24386715That'll be tough but I'll try.Any idea on the fluff?
>>24386559>an odd detail, they also have solid black eyesHmm.
>>24386459just get a micro pen ive got one thats like .005 perfect for that stuff think i got it a a.c moore
>>24386782At last I see the truth.They were trying to save us.
>>24386794>>24386782Reminds me of Dune, somehow.
>>24386774OP here.Maybe use the fanaticism of the Sisters and work with it to fit a hive type thing. You could also do black armor with yellow cloaks or something. If you have steam you can add me and we can talk about it more. Same for anyone else who wants to keep up with the dread.
>>24386559>they also have solid black eyes
>>24386782>>24386583Can someone please explain why I get fear boners?
>>24386825Why yes I do, what's your Steam name?
>>24386794She's had a pretty rough life, from what I understand.
>>24386890Because you're suffering from Stage 2 Fa/tg/uyitis.Eventually, the fear will go away but more ordinary things will no longer give you boners at all.
>>24386774Something about using kindness instead of hatred to keep the Faith strong.
>>24386913Well yeah, she lives in Afghanistan.Anyone who doesn't die young has a rough life.
>>24386913Jesus it's like those eyes are staring into my goddamn soul.
>>24386912Woha holy shit that actually exists.
>>24386913Fuck. I can't stand seeing people diminish over time.It's a shame she didn't die when she was still beautiful.
>>24386924I-is there a cure?
As this thread is thoroughly derailed, where did the phrase "remove kebab" come from?
>>24386962The only cure is to leave forever.
>>24386962Its far too late for a cure. All you can do now is slow its advance. I suggest getting off the internet immediately
>>24386969It came from a very angry Serbian nationalist.
>>24386962The cure is a grand curse.The curse of normalfaggotry.
>>24386972Then it is already to late for me.>>24386969Ask /k/ they probably know.
>>24386969Google it you lazy nigger.
>>24386962Roll a d20 to acquire a new fetish.
>>24386962No. By the time you realize something is wrong, it's already too late to turn back.Enjoy your descent into depravity and madness.
>>24386825>>24386897DaviDAR89 may work. 4chan won't let me post the link to my ID. I go by "DAR."
>>24387024not that guy, but is there a table for this?
>>24387054oh sweet jeebus, will you please stop? I have classes tomorrow and I need to be able to sleep.>>24387067ok.
>>24386559im sorry I dont know that much about mythos, what is the significant of solid black eyes?
>>24387078>I have classes tomorrow and I need to be able to sleep.Just go to bed anyway, and let the beautiful horrors visit you in your dreams.
OP here, how the fuck do I post a Steam ID link without 4chan thinking it's spam?
Rolled 10>>24387024>>24387031Forward unto madness gents.
>>24387090Yes because that turned out so well last time.
>>24387086True Fae.As in, the "Remove your entire muscle layer and use it as a tea cozy without ever making a mark on your skin" type shit.
>>2438709610 is vore.
>>24387096Welp, what a curious result
>>24387105Did we ever get an update from him?
>>24387090That's actually....Attractive for some reason.While>>24386998>>24386959and>>24386782Freak me the fuck out.
Rolled 20This'll be fun
>>24386961That's somehow more horrible than it should be. Then again, it makes me want to find a way to travel back through time and go on crazy street urchin hijinks to get her out of there, so I guess I'm probably not a very good judge here.
>>24387105That creature was bothering Anon long before he encountered /tg/.Surely there is no risk of summoning it simply by going to sleep with whyboner.jpg related thoughts.
>>24387107That's the random fetish roll, this one is for how much the new fetish affects you>>24387121Dear god...
>>24387130Well there's only one way to find out.
>>24387136Welp, have fun.Dude, do me a favour and don't get into same-size vore, okay?
Rolled 4Same from >>24387121>>24387136I'm a different anon.
>>24387107...did it really have to be vore?
>>24387115Nah, he's deader than disco.
WHERE THE FUCK IS OP
>>24387121You are fucked son.
Can we get this archived on the /tg/ archive before it gets deleted for fucked up fetish stuff?
>>24387147>same-size voreSo, would that just be Hannibal Lecter style cannibalism?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1C1NN3ZTr6Nhere.. we.. go
>>24387184Only guro and scat are fucked up, son.
>>24387147But same-size vore is best vore. You lose any sense of intimacy between pred and prey otherwise.Unless you're talking about the only-in-it-for-the-belly-bulges crowd. I don't care for that.
Rolled 14rollan>inb4 cp fetishis that even on the table.? I hope not. but seriously, someone should make a /tg/ fetish table if none exists.
>>24387157Well thats depressing.
>>24387186Vore is not guro, my friend.Think of people eating others whole, no blood/killing involved.
Rolled 6>>24387164Fuck...fine I suppose.
Rolled 4>>24387121>>24387152So what'd I roll?
>>24387206The physics of that are mind boggling.
>>24387216Find a fetish.Any fetish.That is the fetish that you do not have currently.
>>24387106I don't know why but i feel joy when i read this.its probably because Im a brainwashed military academy cadetor i find that people getting their just desserts hilarious
>>24387194I think the process of the predator devouring the prey is way more interesting than huge bellies and especially disgestion.>>24387222Don't think about physics, anon.>>24387216>>24387232I propose you'll fap to all-the-way-through tentacles.
>>24387193Also NTR. And anything involving sadism.>>24387222It's fetishism, by definition it's not supposed to make sense.
>>24387198Loli and/or toddlercon.
>>24387167I have been here. Want anything?
>>24387232Alright then, what's my new fetish /tg/.
>>24387240>Also NTR. And anything involving sadism.Pretty much, scat, guro and NTR build the unholy trinity.Sadism isn't too bad if it's BD/SM.
Rolled 11>>24387241so is that what I rolled, or is that just the closest thing to cp?
>>24387247I wanted to know what's going on with the Dreadnaught. What are you going to do for colours, markings, additions, etc?
>>24387256Every fetish except the SINGLE one you don't want.
>>24387294Pretty much.It's disgusting on a whole new level.
>>24387265The latter. Also possibly the former.
>>24387247Oh uh I'll have to think more about that as time comes to paint it. You can add me on Steam and I'll keep you posted. My ID is somewhere in this thread amidst the mass of goofy fetishes. I will probably freehand stuff on the scrolls, do black/yellow bars if I paint Angels Vermillion, or just paint Lamenters for lots of yellow and add some small details.
>>24387316shit meant to respond to >>24387271
>>24387316Ok, my steam is avnas_ishtaroth
>>24387314well whatever I got, an eleven isn't too bad.
>>24387292How bad is it doc?
>>24387355Go with hypnosis.
>>24387371cuckoldingBasically, someone else fucks you're waifu
>>24387377>>24387371The full term is netorare, in case you want to do...research.
>>24387371Netorare.Not True RomanceCuckoldry.Out of ALL the fetishes, it and scat are the only ones truly indicative of you being seriously fucked up.Even gore can be forgiven to an extent if you are a violent individual.
>>24387362well shit that is already my fetish, this is awkward.
>>24387410I'd say scat is the shittier fetish, though.
>>24387377>>24387398>>24387410>anyone but me fucking my waifuno, never
>>24387418Alright, I'll come up with something just for you.Try inanimate TF.>>24387430I told you, son.
>>24387350but what did I get? I used to have a minor furry fetish, but I got a negative bonus on reaction rolls, so I bought it off.>>24387422I see what you did there
>>24387430Are you a bad enough dude to save your Waifu?
>>24387257There should be a sub-category for fetishes that are horrifying-tier if left as fantasy, but become unforgivable-tier when transposed into reality.Vore would be one of those. And I'm speaking as a vorefag.As would crush fetishism, pedo/loli, maybe inflation? I'm sure there's more.
>>24387371Imagine your in a loving relationship with your waifu. You go off to work one day and leave your waifu at home because she's a stay at home waifu. She orders some mail and the mailman comes by one day and convinces your waifu she needs some waifu practice and to let him fuck her since learning how to pleasure her husband will make you happier. So she agree's and let's the mailman fuck her to teach her how to be a good waifu. But, she liked the sex so much she calls the mailman back everyday until they mail you a video of your waifu in a gangbang where she tells you she's leaving you for this new man and his friends superiors dicks cause your pencil dick could never make her feel like a real womanThat's NTR
>>24387458And paying them back with a molotov and a nailbat is JUSTICE.
>>24387488But that's wrong.
>>24387456Yeah, most fetishes are rather...complicated IRL.Vorefag here as well, anyways, inflation is basically a killer-fetish if not left as fantasy (if we're talking about cum inflation and similar stuff here).I don't think anyone here really cares if it's just fantasy, though.
>>24387488HAHA!You are a funny guy./tg/ made like, eighty god damn recolors but I only have two saved.
>>24387449Yes, yes I am.
>>24387488New around these parts aren't ya?
>>24387493Now how it works in NTR's
>>24387547Just stop it.Some dude recently posted a website with a shitload of Dynasty Warriors NTR, it felt really bad.
>>24387547It's how it -should- work.
>>24387588Goddamnit that last line
>>24387575Don't worryThis doujin is just a thinnly veiled NTR all in the main characters headIt's a loving couple doing loving couple things
>>24387493>Not taking their lifes by the swordDoes thou even houst?>>24387547Indeed, part of what defines NTR is that the male is too beta to do anything but cry.
Why is NTR the only fetish universally despised on 4chan?No matter which board, everyone is sane enough to hate it with all their heart.
>>24387608Waifu mentality.Personally, if I find an NTR story with good art I just focus on the woman and do my business.
>>24387599Alright.I was pretty heartbroken when I read all that stuff, I don't even know why I forced myself to continue.>>24387608Because it's fucked up on a psychological level.You may see severed limbs, blood, shit and guts flying everywhere, but it's still not as bad as NTR.
>>24387608Because 4chan loves the waifus.
>>24387608Not on /hc/ and /gif/.
>>24387646/gif/ is shit and I've never been to /hc/....what exactly do they post on /hc/? I don't want to find out myself.
>>24387608Because the only thing /d/ can't get off to is a broken heart.But lord help them, they try.
>>24387602Cat Head ImakoThere are only chapters 1,2 and 63 4 5 all are unmade Don't believe any lies that there are more chapters>>24387636I know how you feel broI still get upset even though it's not realThe NTR I mean
>>24387646/hc/ and /gif/ aren't real boards filled with real people.
>>24387672/gif/ is "OMG SAUCE!" - the board.>>24387666No, we don't.That's a baseless assumption.
>>24387608Presumably because most 4channers have been cheated on by their girlfriend/boyfriend in the past.
>>24387608anyone with 2 brain cells to rub together dislikes cp too, because that shit will get moot v&.>>24387661I hear it's somewhat tame by *chan standards.
>>24387661/hc/ can have good content, if you like real porn and not animated stuff. Usually has lots of BJs, which I'm into.
>>24387720So basically, /gif/ but without gifs?
>>24387666No they don't.A broken heart and shattered trust are terrible things, even more terrible than just pure mindbreak because it's a willing thing, and mindbreak is terrible.
>>24387734There are /gif/ threads, but there are also ones with stills. It seems more tame than /gif/ considering it's got /hc/ shit on it. Usually nothing crazy like scat. Since it's real porn, you won't see stuff like gore.
>>24387751It's pretty sweet on the other end though.
>>24387772Alright.>>24387751/d/ usually has a mindbreak thread somewhere.It's...a bit odd.
Guys, think of the respect we should have for /tg/bee. Nah, I'm talking to /tg/ here.
>>24387797Out of all the boards on 4chan, /tg/ is the most likely to have respect for anything.
>>24387797But we do respect him, we're keeping his thread up.
>>24387797/tg/ BEE UNDERSTANDS AND ACCEPTS OUR MADNESS AND RAMBLING PERSONALITY.I'LL STING YOU BITCH.
>>24387813I disagree, most porn boards are rather respectful, the more fucked up their stuff, the better the community.
>>24387816We're the better part of a hundred posts past autosage, dude.
>>24387690>>24387751I know I've seen more than one NTR thread on /d/ at some point or another, but since you two seem to be reasonable I'll drop the subject.
>>24387845...wait, no 500 posts limit?I should browse /tg/ more often, I guess.
/tg/ bee needs a second thread.
>>24387845then make a new thread faget.
>>24387861Wait, what board has a 500 post bump limit?
>>24387859Oh, I won't deny the existance of NTR-threads in general, but they're really rare and most people despise them.
>>24387834Really?Not /hm/ and /y/Everywhere you look there are people bitching that "waah these guys are skinny and smooth, that's icky" and "waah these guys have hair and muscle, that's icky" and they never have the sense to just shut the fuck up and ignore each other so we can all just fap in peace.
We should at least archive this on thisisnotatrueending for the sake of /tg/bee.
>>24387882Read my post again./hm/ and /y/ are not fucked up at all, they're just faggots, quite literally.
>>24387876I thought the bump limit was 800?Or is that only /vg/?
>>24387888>/v/You might want to consider joining bee-chan in the sweet embrace of death.Don't worry anon, she will take good care of you.
>>24387900/vg/ has 750.
>>24387900That's only /vg/.Protip: look at the post number in the bottom right. If it's in italics, the thread's in autosage.
>>24387925oh shit. we need a new thread now.
>>24387998Make it happen, anon.
>>24387998We're only on page 4. This one will be fine for another hour or so.
>>24387537You know the rules. Stream that movi->/tg/Oh. Carry on then.
All of /tg/ has come to pay respects..... and derail.
>>24388070I just love both dreadnoughts and vore.
>>24388070What could be a more glorious bee funeral than a discussion of death gifs, Islam, and fetishes?
>>24388070Derails are our way of dealing with pain. Think about it.
OP here, I really am ok with this derail. /tg/ is full of bros. If this were any other thread, I may be miffed. >tfw my waifu isn't here to model 40K with me;_;
>all these people who hate NTRI'm ashamed to be associated with you people. I'll be taking my XPH home with me.
>>24388102I can imagine it. A ceremony where /tg/bee is been insterted into the Furioso Dreadnought, with pipe music and fa/tg/uys in black suits paying their respects. Later, at the buffet, fa/tg/uys are talking with eachother, and fa/tg/uys being fa/tg/uys, the discussion derails to Islam, to fae, to ftishes, to NTR, and so on.
>>24388225We'll respect beebro for all of eternity, battlebrother.>>24388272Nah.>>24388251Naah.
>>24388251Good riddance to bad rubbish.
>>24388251Good for you. Don't get hit by the door on your way out.
>>24388251>implying we want some faggot like you here
>>24388251>He thinks we care about his shit fetish.
>>24388272>implying you know my waifu
>>24388397What if I did?
>>24388414Then you would already be telling us where to go to see her getting fucked by a horse.
>>24388397But anon, I do know her.Carnally.
>>24388437Implying I would let a horse ruin her tight holes.Implying that isn't what the pigs are for.
>>24388437Naw, I've got some class.
>>24388455My waifu is so fucking obscure you can spend a lifetime searching the internet and not find her.
I hate spoilertags
>>24388494Keep telling yourself that.
>>24388494Is it that one insect chick that follows Persephone from Sacrifice?
>>24388507Hint. She's not a cartoon or videogame character.
>>24388566Is it Emperor-tan?
>>24388494Is it Ragnhild Barland?You never know who might have a fetish for Norwegian politicians.
>>24388576She's not derived from any traditional game either.Don't even try to guess. It'll just lead to madness.
>>24388611I'll just say Angela Merkel.God heavens, tell us, I desperately need to get some sleep.
>>24388611Pfft, this is easy anon! It's your hand!
>>24388642Fapping is the most traditional game. It predates humanity even.
>>24388626It's ok anon. Go to sleep and just think about black eyed virgins>>24388642Silly anon, it's not Manuela.But here. my last hint. She's from a Novela.
>>24388685YOUR LEFT HAND!
>>24388731Chani is deeeeeeeeeeeeed
>>24388753Wait...who's Chani again?Sounds like the Dune girl to me...
>>24388775Alright.I liked Dune.
>>24388780You have no taste.
OP here. What does a waifu mean to you, /tg/?
>>24388798A piece of internet culture I'm glad to not be involved with.
Since we are talking waifus I'll just post mine. I must get it out of my system.
>>24388494>>24388566>>24388611>>24388711>>24388731>>24388743>>24388753>>24388762>>24388775I smell an attention whore.... .and maybe a samefag....
Good night, /tg/.
>>24388923good night anon.
>>24388798Object of an affection powerful enough to make a bad idea seem like a good one.
>>24388711Is she in UF?