>how do i resize pictures

NEVAR 4GET

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holy fuck OP, all those feels ;_;
Please tell me you did the dreadnought Idea suggested in the thread, that would be the perfect send off

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>>24385578
Did you buy a dreadnaught?

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>>24385578

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The dance of the puppets
The rusted chains of prison moons
Are shattered by the sun.

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>>24385638

>>24385578
RIP
Have you gotten the Dreadnought yet?

>>24385643
>anon in charge of reading the thread
>>24385638

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I walk a road, horizons change
The tournament's begun.

>>24385643
>>24385638
YES

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>>24385638

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>>24385638
RIP humble bee.

>>24385650
Salutes*

>bee stings you
>put it on life support
what?

by the mechanism of stinging they tear through their lower gut- they literally eviscerate themselves

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>>24385650

I am archiving this right now.

>>24385650
EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL POLLINATE FLOWERS.

>>24385672
It's ok, he superglued the wound.

>>24385672
You don't need much to operate a dreadnaught

It would be increadibly loyal to the God Emperor. Or as she puts it, the God Queen

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This thread is the bees knees

>>24385681
EVEN IN DEATH, I STILL BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

>>24385672
bees have 2 wounds, stinging only costs 1

jesus, it's like you didn't even read the pollenator codex

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The purple piper plays his tune,
The choir softly sing;
Three lullabies in an ancient tongue,
FOR THE COURT OF THE CRIMSON KINNNNNNNNG AHHH
AHHHHHHHHH AHHH AHHH AHHH

>>24385672
Wounds too grievous for the mighty /tg/ Beestartes to pull through.
The tech marines decided to put the brave warrior inside a dreadnought and place it on vigil so he may forever be a silent guardian. May he be forever honoured by his brothers and stand fast under the shielding gaze of our great and powerful God Emperor

>>24385707
>BB salute
>Battle Bee salute

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>>24385715
Remember to paint this one with subtle bee-markings.

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>>24385728

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>>24385714
>Pollenator
>>24385726
>Beestartes

Knock it off, I'm trying to have an emotion here

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24385578/

Archived. Hail the God-Queen!

>>24385578
What will the dreadnaughts name be, i mean, they usually have a name.

Righteous Sting?

You must make the most use of black/yellow striped warning signs common to 40k with this one.

>>24385742
THIS

/tg/bee
WS 5
BS 0
S2
T2
I 6
A 1
W 1
LD 10

special rules:
Stinger: The bee's sting wounds on a 2+ with no saves allowed. After the stinger has been used, the bee suffers a wound with no saves allowed.

Even in death I still serve: The bee can never serve as a kill point or contribute to a kill counter such as Epidemius' tally so long as the bee dies from its own stinger.

>>24385762
That somehow looks like Valkyria Chronicles.

>>24385773
Cause it is

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>>24385715
>>24385650
>>24385638

This, day, an old friend rejoins our ranks, never to leav again...

Praise the emperor.

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Good night, sweet princess.
May the Emperor's light keep you warm in the great hive in the sky, where there are no bears and the honey flows freely.

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RIB

>>24385773
It is.

>>24385780
Makes sense, didn't know it had a manga.

>>24385758
I'll probably name it something like "Beezius." That sounds sufficiently bee-ish and Blood Angel-ish. If I get used to painting yellow and I do Lamenters, I can easily incorporate yellow and black.

>>24385758
Brother Halictidae, Oh He of the Righteous Sting

>>24385787
Oh god that picture....the story makes it even worse

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>>24385789

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>>24385715

You better convert that face into something more fitting for our comrade, you hear?

>>24385806
>Brother
>He
Do you even Bee?

he should be equipped with a combi-stinger and a buzzpack

Why do I always miss the best threads

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>>24385826
>combi-stinger

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>OP actually delivered

For once, OP was not a faggot.

Godspeed, little bee. Godspeed.

Or maybe I'll do "Brother Apis" since Apis is the genus of the honey bee.

>>24385842
I vote for this

>>24385842
Sister Apis will rest in our hearts forevermore.

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>>24385798
Apis mellifera

The latin for, Bee Honey-Bearing.

Dont make the dreadnaught yellow. That would be too gimmicky. Pic related of yellow + black.
Just add it as a boarder around the front plate or on an arm or something.

That way, its like a secret only you know.

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If you haven't decided on a conversion yet, I have a suggestion

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SMERhy3eaVw

here is her funeral song

>>24385883
The yellow would need to be a slightly- more-orangeish shade.

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EMTOMB THE VENERABLE BUZZNOUGHT IN THE HONEYCOMB OF ETERNAL VIGILANCE. MAY HIS STING ETERNALLY WATCH OVER HIS BROTHERS.

>>24385769
Good, but I would liek to think she would get Feel No Pain...
Please let me beleive she can have Feel No Pain ;_;....
Also, This bee survived more than an hour after having her stinger ripped out. T4 at least

That Bee was one of the Emperor's men! Dreadnoughts all rise for the holy bee to bee retired!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qp_nMntvR8

>>24385937
d-did he die?

>>24385937
her.

All bees are females except for a few drones who's main job is to fertilize a queen.

>>24385972
If he did then nothing of value was lost

>>24385976
Don't male bees explode during mating? Perfect suicide bombers/rapists

>>24385976
>your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to fuck the queen all night long, for the rest of your life

>>24385937
>AEEHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

every time

>>24385904
This works, too, if a little cliche
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-diB65scQU

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>>24385989
Still counts
>>24385998
Living the dream

>>24385883
Also, i mean. It doesnt ruin the perfectly good aesthetic of a blood angels dreadnaught.

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>>24385937

It's weird knowing how funny fatal or almost-fatal accidents can be.

>>24385998
Actually, he only gets to fuck her once. After his constantly jizzing dick gets rammed up in there, it pops off and stays in there to stop any competition from fertilizing her. Bees really dig that whole hari kari nonsense.

>>24386012
Yeah if I don't get comfy with yellow then I'll do Angels Vermillion, which will give me the chance to do caution bars like that.

Surprised this hasn't been linked yet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QV1RGMLUKE

>>24386010
>Not having the song in this post as the funeral song
>>24385966

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>>24386011

Not a dream at all.

It would be the equivalent of being one of those fat feminazi cunt's pet girly boy.

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>>24386037
You say that like it's a bad thing

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In death, I claim a new stinger.

>yfw after bees are extinct op sells his beenought for over 100million dollar.

>>24385989
>>24385998
A normal drone be is sort of female- the genitals get formed into the stinger. When she stings something with soft skin (like a human) the stinger gets stuck in the skin, keeping most of the bee's internal organs with it when she leaves. This is so that it can constantly produce and pump poison into the target (unless you pick it out).

Male bees do something similar. When one mates with a new queen, his genitals will stick inside her, constantly producing semen to fertilize her eggs. The male bee stays but, like the female bee, leaves most of his guts behind.

So while your statement about fucking the queen all night long is technically correct, he will wander off and die elsewhere while his genitals keep pumping away.

>>24386049

Not the guy you're replying to, but it pretty much is.

Particularly when you've got no real options, aside from homelessness.

shes going home OP


shes going home.

>>24386023
>guy falls, presumably to his death
>calmly put the lid back on
I'm a horrible person for finding this so funny.

>>24386067
>1000 years later, in a museum
>It is believed the humans of this era worshiped skulls and bees, as evidenced by one of the few pre-Event relics to have survived, the now legendary Bee Sarcophagus

>>24386076
I wonder how deep the fall was.

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Well the dread is finished it seems. Don't worry about the arms, they aren't glued. Are there any ideas for how to make it stand out in a bee way so that maybe fellow fa/tg/uys may recognize it at gaming conventions? I hope to go to Origins and future Games Days.

>>24386036
Sorry, I dont listen to shit.

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>>24386076
Your basement grognard needs feeding once in a while

>>24385904
nope. this is the song"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlNantlznCA

>>24386090
Paint it in black an yellow

>>24386090
Give him little antennae on his head sculpture.

>>24386090
Make the face more buglike.

>>24385989
They don't explode, but they do die.

>>24385998
More like: Your entire purpose in life is to fly around, fuck a new queen with a bunch of other dudes, then die.

Then, all the sperm of the various drones is stored in the queen's spermatheca, and is used to fertilize the eggs she lays, well over a thousand a day, up to 2k sometimes.

When her life is nearing it's end (read: she's about out of eggs), she'll lay a few eggs without fertilizing them (these will become new drones). When or a little before she finally dies, the workers will feed a fertilized larva egg only royal jelly. Then that larva will develop into a new queen.

The new queen goes on a mating flight with the drones, and the cycle repeats.

My mother is an apiarist, I know plenty about bees.

>>24386023
yeah but that was an accident, not a tard escaping from it's wrangler

>>24386069
fucking bees man, even making new bees is suicidal. Hiveminds scare me

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6m40W1s0Wc

>>24386104
>YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS!

>>24386090
There's loads of suggests about half-way through the thread.

>>24386105
>>24386107
Give him compound eyes if you can manage it.

>>24385972

Nah, he lived, though he was FUCKED UP for a few weeks.

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>>24386112
This sounds an awful lot like many a doujin I have read

>>24386105
>>24386107
>>24386120
I meant more subtle things such as certain designs on the scrolls or something on the base. Nothing too blatant. The caution bars suggested so far are a good idea.

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>>24386090

SCULPT HER A KAMEN RIDER FACE, LIKE >>24385818

>>24386138
B-Ware, heretics.

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>>24386076

That guy lived.

These guys didn't.

>>24386138
Replace the blade with a spear.

>>24386138

Some sort of hexagonal motif might work.

>>24386148
beeware of stinger

>>24386138

If you want more subtlety write Apis mellifera somewhere.

>>24386138

Make a Honey-comb like structure on it somewhere, filling them with scrolls or something.

>>24386149
...what?

>>24386087
Couldn't have been further than the basement. Probably messed up pretty badly though.

Paint some bee related phrases in latin on the base of the mini or on the banners.

>>24386161

Metal Scaffolding stretching into the heavens.

Power lines.

Do the math.

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>>24386153
Did someone say yellow hexagons?

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>>24386138
bee on the shoulderpad instead of a chapter symbol

>>24386161

They were pushing a large, metal object.

It was wet on the ground.

They hit a powerline.

In short, they were cooked.

>>24386171
They got bzapped by the mighty wizard of the heavens?

>>24386149
What is happening here?

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>>24386149
I laugh every time

>>24386149
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBJNYdHPcDE

>>24386190
At least it was quick.

>>24386149
The thing that baffles me is the guy that almost made it, but then chose to climb THROUGH the electrified structure.

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>>24386149

>>24386160
>>24386158
I like these.

>>24386123
The one thing that really gives me trouble is painting eyes. I'll probably just make them glow.

>>24386152
The blade is like a halberd, so it works well enough. Maybe I could hang a scroll on it with some kind of funny name for the blade.

>>24386144
This, a thousand times this. For JUSTICE

>>24386138
have the base as chunks of honeycomb looking stuff, like it's fighting in a giant beehive

>>24386149
>that guy that almost made it ;_;7

>>24386190

>Huh, I wonder what terrible thing is going to happen in this one? Can't see anything ye- OH DEAR LORD

>>24386200
I think he was trying to push it outta the power line to save his friends.

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>>24386190

...FUCK.

>>24386205
That three point NOPE! Gets me every time.

>>24386190

>The only war experience.gif

>>24386190
It's fake, but pretty funny

>>24386190
This just freaks me out. Its like the chick who got lanced by a frozen piss spear from a plane toilet. Theres no way to prepare for the universe shitting on you like that.

>>24386225

>save his friends
>after seeing them literally roasting on the ground

That would almost make him MORE dumb.

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>>24386200
you're not thinking clearly when you just got struck by LIGHTNING BABY

>>24386245
I thought the thing with planes dropping their sewage was just an urban legend.

>>24386244

It's not fake, it's Russia or some other post USSR shithole.

>>24386250
He an hero, my friend.
Literally.

Oh Jesus you archived this?...

>>24386245
> Its like the chick who got lanced by a frozen piss spear from a plane toilet.

I always thought that was just a story

>>24386250

They probably have no experience with the third rail or anything like it.

I've seen the third rail in action.

It's...It's horrible to see, especially when their eyes melt and patches of their skin melt and fire starts coming out of them.

>>24386256
Looks shopped to me. You have a link to the article?

>>24386136
Honey is made from pollan and is what the bees eat. During the winter, all the worker bees (female) ball up in a big clump around the queen that consists of the entire hive. This way, they can share their body heat to stay warm and survive the winter. They are in constant rotation, a bee will be on the "bottom"* so it can eat it's fill of honey, then move up to the middle to stay warm, then take it's place on the outside of the ball so that one of the outside bees can move down to the middle for warmth, then the bottom for food. This goes on constantly all winter.

One issue is if too much honey is taken by a bee-keeper, they won't have enough for winter, then the queen and hive dies. This is a common amature mistake. The other issue is that bees judge when it's OK to stop the ball and go out looking for pollin by the temperature, so if it gets really warm in early in the spring, but then cools down, or if there's a late cold snap, than many bees might be out of the ball by then, so they'll die. If too many leave the ball because of that, then it gets too small and they'll all die.

*bottom is in quotes because the combs are usually on the side in nature, and always when it's a beekeeper. But you get the idea.

>>24386273
You sound like you could work for horror movies/games.

>>24386252
>>24386271
>>24386276
Yeah, I'm actually next to positive its fake like the car video is. Still, the thought of that kinda 1-in-a-million shit happening.

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>>24385578

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OO5y2O_hv3I

and

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vIw0ewEsNHs

>>24386090
See if you can find an appropriate head, ala Kamen Rider, and some giant fucking bee wings for our girl there.

Spread the God Queen's wrath little one, this is no. . .not the. . .

>>24386276

>Article

What part of "Russia or some other post USSR shithole" do you not understand?

>>24386280
Just ignore me

>>24386256
If you look at the crane that it would have fallen from, the perspective would imply that the car needed to be significantly further back for the impact to happen. Article to prove?

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>>24386279

I live in New York.

Correction: I LIVED in the Nigger-Infested parts of New York and had to use the subway to commute.

>>24385673
dat pic belongs into a You Love You Loose thread on /b/.

Also, respect for the Insecktoid dread.
P.S. Combining Tyrannids with Spacemarines, would create some really awesome new units.

Still think you should have mummified your little bee princess and built a pyramid in your yard to entomb her in forever.

>>24386271
>>24386245
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dplt3jFuqbA

>>24386112
Is apiary a lucrative job field?

>>24386271
>>24386280

It is just a story, and it is fake.

Sometimes you hear that they dump the sewage, other times you'll hear that they dump the sewage only over oceans, but the truth is they're not allowed to dump it at all while in mid-flight, and there's no way to do so. There are a few documented events of it hitting earth, in one case breaking a roof, but all those were leaks in the aircraft.

There have been no deaths.

>>24386308
>>24386285
At least she is in a Furioso Librarian and can use that psychic power that enables her to fly.

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And now for something completely different: a gif where someone survives against all odds.

>>24386245
>>>24386271
But sometimes such leaks happen. Not likely to have occurred, but it could.
Mythbusters proved it and everything:
http://youtu.be/NIHhDDvgIfU?t=1m

>>24386375
That guy was a suicide bomber?

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This thread is getting derailed.

>>24386375
Just post some more.
I won't visit the shithole that is /gif/ just for some gifs like that.

>>24386375
HOLY SHIT

I'm sorry but I wouldn't even think about shooting at the guy, he deserves to be let go

>>24386375
>>24386390
No, looks like the explosives were in that pile of debris on the side of the road.

>>24386375
>>24386390
>FOR ALLAH'S SAKE, AHMED! YOU HAD ONE JOB!

>>24386397
More like bee-railed

>>24386404
My sides!

>>24386397
just killing time until the OP gets back to us

OP is a cool guy. I knew the bee wouldn't live, but it was touching that he tried to save it. Going the extra mile and entombing him in a Dreadnought is great.

When I die it would be nice if some of my ashes were mixed into resin for wargaming miniatures. Or a little pouch of them put into a Dreadnought like the Honey Bee here.

Or mixed into gunpowder and used to make a bomb to destroy my enemies. My sister is the executor of my will, and she'd probably do the resin miniatures thing, but she's against violence, so the bomb thing is out.

>>24386403
You can see him pull the detonator out of his pocket right before the explosion. He was the bomb.

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>>24386375

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>>24386426

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>>24386397

We are waiting for OP to return.

>>24386375
Lol I bet he's like.

"So... I still get the virgins, right?"

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>>24386090

Ive seen other painters put the name of the dreadnaught on a standard on the back because its harder to write Apis mellifera really small.
You could allways just use an jel ink pen. They'll right on a painted surface. Then you can write on the scroll there.

Might also want to look into bitz bought online.

>>24386421

I'm sure that by the time you die we will have actual dreadnoughts to put you in.

>>24386445
He probably died of internal injuries shortly thereafter, so yeah he gets the 72 virgins.

Although some scholars seem to think that virgins was a mis-translation, and martyrs are actually awarded with 72 bunches of grapes.

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Not OP, but I'm tempted to make my up coming SOB army bee themed and dedicated to that bee.

Any help /tg/?

The Emperor preserves.

>>24386502
>SOBees

>>24386445

>"Did you die killing the enemies of Allah?"
"Nnn... no?"
>"THEN YOU GET NOTHING! GET OUT OF MY OFFICE, PARKER."

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>mfw these two threads

>>24386485
actually, the origonal thing that was based off off, there are only 72 virgins total. they all share them.

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>>24386521

>>24386485
Boy, that'd be something of a shock. Though, knowing most guys that I've met, they'd still try to give the grapes the dick.

>>24386526
Wait, but...
I know being a virgin doesn't work like that.

>>24386526
That's hilarious.

>>24386526
Do they get replenished regularly, or are they now the most used-up whores in the universe?

>>24386540
they arnt human. they are these sort of angles that regrow there hymen.
an odd detail, they also have solid black eyes

>>24386426
Looks to me like he was standing just beyond where the scorch mark was after the smoke cleared.
Could be he set it off but didn't know how powerful it was. Just a former goat herder who was given a bomb and told "point this end toward the infidels."

>>24386559
I'll just assume you're not fucking with me.

>>24386551
see
>>24386559

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>>24386551

Maybe they have unbreakable/regenerative hymens.

...

OP, you should come back soon...

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>>24386559
>they also have solid black eyes
Religion just became a lot more relevant to my interests.

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>>24386559

>solid black eyes.

NOPE!
Fuck NO!
FUCKING ANGELS!
TOO CREEPY!

>>24386559

Fucking true fae.

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>>24386583

AAAAAAAHH!
NO!
FUCK THAT!
I WANTED TO SLEEP TONIGHT!

>>24386596
exactly.

>>24386609
I wish moot didn't ban deep sea threads.

>>24386485
Yup. Mistranslation. The word for Virgin and the word for Sweetened Grapes (or perhaps dates, I forget) are very close in the old text. They being a rare delicacy that only nobles could afford. It makes sense with the rest of the listed rewards as well: Milk, Honey, Sweetmeats and so on. Basically a kick-ass feast for the honourable warrior, kind of like Valhalla but without the booze.

Also, the way they used numbers was metaphorical: "72" basically stood for "loads". It's like how "40 Days and 40 Nights" in the bible means "We lost track of time."

>>24386559

So at the end we come back to the bees. It's like poetry.

>>24386462
>I'm sure that by the time you die we will have actual dreadnoughts to put you in.

Probably not. I remember imagining what life would be like after the year 2000 when I was a kid back in the 80s, and there aren't nearly enough people with neon colored plastic clothing driving hovercars. I mean, there's probably a few, but nothing like it was supposed to be.

I'd like to think that Kurzweil's Singularity could preserve my consciousness so I could keep on playing wargames and watching mecha anime for millions of years, but I'm not counting on it. The Mormons would probably lobby against it anyway and make it illegal or some shit.

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>>24386559

No, I would rather put my dick into one of these things than a true fae.

>>24386559
Wh-what?

I can just image a couple of terrorists re-reading this while in the middle of a mission and being all:
>"Dude, hey, Abdul, come here."
>"Yeah, what's up?"
>"Okay, so you know the part about the virgins?"
>"Yeah. We kill the American pigs and we get like 72 of them. What about it?"
>"Well, like, read it again. Seriously."
>"...solid black...OH MY GOD, WHAT THE FUCK?"
>"I KNOW, RIGHT?"
>"FUCK THIS, MAN. THAT'S MESSED UP."
>"MAN, WE'RE TAKING THIS PLANE BACK. I DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS SHIT!"
>"Okay, we'll just, like, say we took it for a joy-ride or something! Yeah!"
>"Dude...is that a building?"
>"What? No, it's not a bui-"
>KAAABOOOOOM!

>>24386540

There is debate about whether the "virginity" is a literal, physical state, or a metaphorical/metaphysical one.

>>24386620
Wait, they're banned? Since when?

>>24386657
I have no idea, but they always get deleted.

>>24386641
I'll gladly stick my dick in a true fae in place of yours Anon.

I'll do it for all of us if need be.

>>24386666

It is as it must be. The Innsmouth Mods cannot allow the outside world to know of their presence until the stars are right.

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>>24386668

Have fun having your dick teleport onto that blind thing from Pan's Labyrinth's plate as you give that fairy the dick.

>>24386668
I'll be right there with you, anon.

OP here. I accidentally closed the thread and forgot about it when I was looking at other things. Any requests?

>>24386680
Man, I loved late night deep sea threads.

...I should start reading Perry Rhodan again.

>>24386375
And then Abdul became an immortal.

There can only be one.

>>24386320
I have no idea.

My mother is an amature and gives most of her honey away to friends and family. I can say that she only has like 4-5 hives that she keeps around her job and other hobbies, and last year those hives produced somewhere between 150 and 200 pints of honey. Take that as you will.

That was way more than she got in the past, because last year she moved her hives to the farm of a local farmer that our family knows in a beneficial arrangement to help pollinate his crops and get more honey. So that's a consideration.

However, given that generally a pint of honey can be sold for around 14$, she could have made around 2400-2500 USD off last year's load if she didn't just do it as a hobby and give it away. So I imagine it could be reasonably profitable if you have enough hives and a way to sell the honey for good value. The profits might be a bit more if you find someone to sell the wax to, as that has many uses. It certainly can be done, but I don't know if I'd call it lucrative, I don't know a lot about the industry.

I should also mention: apiary as a hobby, or knowing an apiarist will get you the best honey you've ever had. If you buy honey at the store, it's often "watered down" with sugar-water. The wildflower honey from my mother's hives is just plain better than the store-bought stuff, sweeter, richer, more flavor, just better in every way.

>>24386686

Super-1's face ( >>24386581 )

>>24386502
OP here, I'm flattered. Maybe make the fleur-de-lis or whatever into a bee instead?

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>>24386683

Man fuck that thing.

I legitimately had nightmares about it after I watched that movie.

>>24386695
> Awww man we died anyways!
> hello martyrs, claim your reward
>AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

>>24386695
And in stranger eons even death may day

IT ALL MAKES SENSE!

Wait, there's people who think the Islamic virgins are less appealing because they're borderline Lovecraftian horrors?

This is not the /tg/ I once knew.

>accidentally leave thread
>come back
>see it's about kebabs and their virgins
What would /tg/bee think of this?

>>24386729
>and thats how OPs sad story about a bee and its end explained all of HP lovecraft

>>24386734

Son, we will fuck female deep ones.

True Fae is another story.

A Deep One, Outer God, whatever, you put your dick in it knowing at least SOMETHING about it, True Fae? The only thing you know about True Fae is that they are massive dicks.

>>24386741

It would REMOVE KEBAB

Goddamnit /tg/.

Off to /d/, time to fap.

>>24386741
Bees are basically a Rule 63 version of Muslims, so I think she'd bee okay with this.

>>24386741
she would probably think
i should find some pollen and bring it to the hive.

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>>24386715

That'll be tough but I'll try.

Any idea on the fluff?

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>>24386559
>an odd detail, they also have solid black eyes

Hmm.

>>24386459
just get a micro pen ive got one thats like .005 perfect for that stuff think i got it a a.c moore

>>24386782
still hot

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>>24386782

At last I see the truth.

They were trying to save us.

>>24386794
>>24386782
Reminds me of Dune, somehow.

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>>24386782

>>24386774
OP here.
Maybe use the fanaticism of the Sisters and work with it to fit a hive type thing. You could also do black armor with yellow cloaks or something. If you have steam you can add me and we can talk about it more. Same for anyone else who wants to keep up with the dread.

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>>24386559
>they also have solid black eyes

>>24386782
>>24386583
Can someone please explain why I get fear boners?

>>24386825
Why yes I do, what's your Steam name?

>>24386890
Phobophilia!

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>>24386794

She's had a pretty rough life, from what I understand.

>>24386890
Because you're suffering from Stage 2 Fa/tg/uyitis.

Eventually, the fear will go away but more ordinary things will no longer give you boners at all.

>>24386774
Something about using kindness instead of hatred to keep the Faith strong.

>>24386913
Well yeah, she lives in Afghanistan.

Anyone who doesn't die young has a rough life.

>>24386913
Jesus it's like those eyes are staring into my goddamn soul.

>>24386912
Woha holy shit that actually exists.

>>24386913
Fuck. I can't stand seeing people diminish over time.

It's a shame she didn't die when she was still beautiful.

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>>24386924
I-is there a cure?

As this thread is thoroughly derailed, where did the phrase "remove kebab" come from?

>>24386962
The only cure is to leave forever.

>>24386959
>nose piercing
Disgusting.

>>24386969
Balkan conflicts

>>24386962
Its far too late for a cure. All you can do now is slow its advance.

I suggest getting off the internet immediately

>>24386969
It came from a very angry Serbian nationalist.

>>24386962

The cure is a grand curse.

The curse of normalfaggotry.

>>24386972
Then it is already to late for me.
>>24386969
Ask /k/ they probably know.

>>24386969
Google it you lazy nigger.

>>24386962

Roll a d20 to acquire a new fetish.

>>24386962
No. By the time you realize something is wrong, it's already too late to turn back.

Enjoy your descent into depravity and madness.

>>24386825
>>24386897
DaviDAR89 may work. 4chan won't let me post the link to my ID. I go by "DAR."

>>24387024
not that guy, but is there a table for this?

>>24387055
Ask /d/.

>>24387054
oh sweet jeebus, will you please stop? I have classes tomorrow and I need to be able to sleep.
>>24387067
ok.

>>24386559
im sorry I dont know that much about mythos, what is the significant of solid black eyes?

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>>24387078
>I have classes tomorrow and I need to be able to sleep.
Just go to bed anyway, and let the beautiful horrors visit you in your dreams.

OP here, how the fuck do I post a Steam ID link without 4chan thinking it's spam?

Rolled 10

>>24387024
>>24387031
Forward unto madness gents.

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>>24387090
Yes because that turned out so well last time.

>>24387086

True Fae.

As in, the "Remove your entire muscle layer and use it as a tea cozy without ever making a mark on your skin" type shit.

>>24387096
10 is vore.

>>24387096

Welp, what a curious result

>>24387105
Did we ever get an update from him?

>>24387090
That's actually....
Attractive for some reason.
While
>>24386998
>>24386959
and
>>24386782
Freak me the fuck out.

Rolled 20

This'll be fun

>>24386961

That's somehow more horrible than it should be.

Then again, it makes me want to find a way to travel back through time and go on crazy street urchin hijinks to get her out of there, so I guess I'm probably not a very good judge here.

>>24387105
That creature was bothering Anon long before he encountered /tg/.

Surely there is no risk of summoning it simply by going to sleep with whyboner.jpg related thoughts.

>>24387107

That's the random fetish roll, this one is for how much the new fetish affects you

>>24387121

Dear god...

>>24387130
Well there's only one way to find out.

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>>24387121

>>24387136
Welp, have fun.

Dude, do me a favour and don't get into same-size vore, okay?

Rolled 4

Same from >>24387121
>>24387136
I'm a different anon.

>>24387107
...did it really have to be vore?

>>24387115
Nah, he's deader than disco.

>>24387154
Yep.

WHERE THE FUCK IS OP

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>>24387154

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>>24387121

You are fucked son.

Can we get this archived on the /tg/ archive before it gets deleted for fucked up fetish stuff?

>>24387147
>same-size vore
So, would that just be Hannibal Lecter style cannibalism?