>>24358152
how is the campaign to attract mutants going?

what have the tests on molecular man come up with ? can't he just make us Vibranium or Adamantium or Uru?

>>24358152
Could you give us a quick rundown of our magical capabilities?

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>>24358212
We currently have limited infulence in advertising outside of tourism, but more air time can be purchased.

Finances stand at 9.2 billion US dollars

The extent of Molecule man's power is still being examined, though without his wand, he would be incapable of changing the composition of matter. He still posesses the ability to change the arrangements of matter, which will be invaluable once we secure adamantium

Last thread ended with a plane coming from America which had SHIELD insignia.

Lets prepare for possible battle with Cptn America or whoever they are sending.

>Additionally, scouting of Wakanda has concluded
Report?

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>>24358239
Doom has the potential to be the most powerful sorcerer alive, given sufficent dedication

Currently, you are capable of great feats of magic. While perhaps not quite as powerful as Doctor strange, you would give him a solid run for his money

Your magic can take many forms, from simple Energy blasts, flight and conjuring of objects, to the summoning and binding of demons.

It is estimated you would be able to destroy a small city with ease, should it sufficiently anger you

This can be improved with practice, as can most skills

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>>24358321
hope its not spider man. Dudes tricky.

>>24358352
How powerful are the demons we can summon, can someone detect the demons we summon, and can the demons we summon negatively affect us regardless of our direct orders?

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>>24358321
Preparations are being made. Skrull Technology is being taken to Castle Doom. Would you wish to hide the skrulls, in case of Captain America's arrival?

Wakanda is in Posession of over 10,000 tons of vibranium, Whilst they have a small army, it is exceedingly well equipped. In particular, the vibranium mesh armour the troops wear would render most of our robots energy weapons ineffective. I would recommend upgrading weapons before any form of assault is considered
T'challa is still their king.

>>24358419
Any ways to just steal vibranium.
What is vibranium anyway? Can't we just mine it from somewhere esle?

>Would you wish to hide the skrulls, in case of Captain America's arrival?
Yes, in case he doesn't attack when he sees that we were in the right. But do not make it obvious that we are hiding them.

>>24358377
we got a plan for spider man

Wade Wilson clones with personality....


>>24358352
good lets set aside 2 hours a day to pratic even if its just binging minor demons and using them as a power sours for binding then destroy more demons. we will defeat hell by taking all its solders one at a time

>>24358419
don't hide them they are alien invaders we have every right to hold them, just make sure they are treated humanly.

>>24358397
They would be more powerful than your run of the mill imp, but greater demons would demand sacrifice.
They would be able to lift around 2 tons, and would possess some rudamentary pyromancy skill
They cannot be bound long, as they will disappate over a period of several days

Increased knowledge of Demonology would certainly help to save your Mother from hell

>>24358454
Vibranium is basically an incredibly strong metal that negates vibrations, i.e. anything that could damage it is stopped. It's not very clearly delineated in canon, as it still apparently makes noises.

>>24358465
>don't hide them they are alien invaders we have every right to hold them, just make sure they are treated humanly.

did you read the previous threads? We WANT to fight captain america. We're provoking him into attacking us.

>>24358419
Do not hide the Skrulls. We made the presentation to the UN that there were Skrulls, and when they ignored us, the Skrulls attacked us.
These Skrulls are either those that defected to us, and are now under our amnesty, or those that surrendered to us, and protected by the Geneva Convention.

>>24358480
I would appreciate us finding someone who could teach us demonology, or perhaps summoning minor demons that know how to teach us that.

That said, if it would compromise our operations and good standing in the eyes of the public, I would put off doing it.

>>24358486
Does Wakanda have the only source in the world/system?

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>>24358152
>No Short term Goals Involving our beloved God-niece Valeria

Seriously Subverting her is a great way to one -up Richards why haven't we don it yet?

additionally how did our war with Slovakia go last thread?

>>24358492
insult the red white and blue fool, hell show him our latest weapon the combat (big revile of the combat CDC) and wispier cdc he go after the huge doom bot and we will smack him around even if her wins he just destroyed a fucking research hospital.

>>24358509
I believe it has the only source that's worth mining for.

>>24358525
We won the war, 400 skrulls defected, and we are standing over the beaten body of the living PM.

>>24358553
who I take it was a Skrull as DOOM predicted?
also how long until the F4 arrive at our mars colony/mining facility?

>>24358579
Yes, he was a skrull.

>>24358509
No, but it has the largest supply on earth, and taking it would destabilise the economy of the nation. It cannot be allowed to become as great as Latveria

>>24358503
I shall schedule it in, and find an instructor. Fortunately, I believe a sorceress lives close by, on a mountain, and our vampire friend has some knowledge of the subject

>>24358525
She still has not accepted your friend request on facebook. I have sent a poke

>>24358579
They still have a 2 week trip.

>>24358539
Shall I evacuate the scientists and secure the Influenza cure?

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>>24358644
>She still has not accepted your friend request on facebook. I have sent a poke
This hurts too much

someone give me crying Doom reaction picture

>>24358644
Bah DOOM shall not be denied this opportunity we shall send a Doombot as an Envoy [if there are no objections] who shall offer her SCIENCE and CANDY if she comes ''SO SAYS DOOM''

>>24358454
Vibranium is an ultra-rare mineral not found naturally on earth. The only 2 major deposits known to exist on Earth are in the Savage Land and in Wakanda. Both are the result of meteor strikes millenia ago. No known alien race makes use of vibranium-based technologies, indicating that it is rare even in space. The Savage Land would be a better place to mine, honestly, due to T'Challa's connections with both the UN and Avengers.

Depending on its molecular arrangement it has been known to dissolve almost all other metals by mere proximity, negate kinetic energy directed at it (rendering Captain America's shield nigh-indestructable), and form the basis of Wakanda's advanced technology, which rivals what Richards has produced within the Baxter Building.

It is a powerful resource, and should be handled with care. I propose a trade agreement with T'Challa. Wakanda is self-sufficient and eschews exposure to outside culture. Doom can respect this. Further, T'Challa has stood against Doom in single combat and lived. This, too, Doom can respect. Wakanda and LAtveria have both suffered under the yoke of western attempts at interference, espionage, and cultural corruption. There is common ground here. I propose we offer T'Challa some of the Science of Doom, in exchange for Vibranium Technology. There are many things Doom has created that any rational government would beg for, were they common knowledge. The sensors Doom installed on his armor that can detect magic, despite not being magical. The Ectoplasmic force-field which can contain or repel any being or force of magic. Wakanda can appreciate these things in ways that the fools of the western world cannot. Likewise, we can offer to construct a separate Mars facility and portal for Wakanda, so they may expand and explore.

>>24358674
>Shall I evacuate the scientists and secure the Influenza cure?
Yes. There is too great a chance that the fool Captain America will damage our Battle CDC. The influenza cure stands to make us better than Richards; that cannot be jeopardised.

>>24358674
>They still have a 2 week trip.

Why is it taking them so long? Richards is truly a worthless hack if hasn't any better space crafts available.

Speaking of space crafts, we captured several Skrull one mostly intact, we need to research them and combined with our tech make new, superior spaceships

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>>24358675
Fool DOOM DOES NOT CRY Except when his favorite DC shows are cancelled

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>>24358738
prehaps if we do send a Doombot as an envoy we should scan for Skrull activity in the United states and elsewhere.

>>24358738
prehaps Skrull Sabotage if there are Skrulls operating outside of Slovakia?

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>>24358700
She will be relatively undefended, but the baxter
building may have traps. I shall send one at once

>>24358716
Very well, it has been set to combat mode

>>24358742
Or on 9/11, apparently

>>24358738
That is because Richards is inferior to Doom, and has not yet mastered teleportation

>>24358700
>>24358845

Just don't try to kidnap her if she doesn't agree.

The plane arrives in one hour. Is there a consensus on hiding the skrulls, in order to provoke Captain America?

>>24358937
One second, does Captain America actually have evidence against us? If I remember correctly, we baited the Skrulls into attacking us first, meaning we haven't done anything wrong.

>>24358845
Now, have the Doombots in Slovakia examine the remains of the government for non-Skrull officials. Follow their succession protocol, and help the government of Slovakia recover.
Meanwhile, another Doombot shall form the Doom Party among the Slovakian citizens, to promote initiatives that benefit both Slovakia and Latveria.

>>24358937
Why hide them? We can provoke Captain America by openly flaunting them.
Is he going to attack them, while they are under Doom's protection?

>>24358868
yes whatever we do we should not be kidnapped it will only serve to enrich Richards Fascade of Heroics while also in the long term driving Valeria away from our Influence.

>>24358961
we are not sure who is coming but we believe it might be the cap

>>24358937
How about we just lure him somewhere where there are no Skrulls? If not possible then yeah, lets put them out of sight. If anyone asks, we were just detaining them.

>>24358968
Done. The Doombots will begin scanning for Skrulls amongst the government officials

It may serve to provoke him into attacking you, which would earn you Namor's favor

>>24358961
You do not know if they are arriving mostly as a peacekeeping force or to negotiate a ceasefire. They are heading to Slovakia, however, not latveria.

>>24359066
>hey are heading to Slovakia, however, not latveria

Then we must meet them personally there. Maybe look menacing and evil, have some evil monologue prepared or something.

>>24358980
How old is our beloved God-Niece and what would be the appropriate gifts to appease her and not spoil her.
Or fuck ride our DOOM-copter to wherever she is staying right now and hug her.

>>24359066
I'd let him see the Skrulls. If he attacks us because of it, well, his loss, we were perfectly justified in beating them up.

Also, link to new quest...dunno if I'm supposed to post it here, but w/e...
>>24358464

>>24359119
No. Use their own tools of terror against them. Have the doombots prepare a replica of the security system used at American airports to inconvenience them as they disembark, scanning them for unauthorized weapons, contaminants, Skrull DNA, etc. Barricades made of sculpted force fields will funnel them through the scanners. This should also allow us to weed out any treachery or skrull infiltrators in their midst. It is all being done in the name of security, is it not?

>>24359066
>It may serve to provoke him into attacking you
All the better. We shall go to Slovakia ourselves, and help to direct the occupation force as the interim government is formed.

The Skrulls will not be hidden, and in fact we will flaunt them in the UN's face as a form of "DOOM told you so".

>>24359181
Brilliant! A plan worthy of Doom!

>>24359181
>"you have been selected for random cavity search"
>they all get randomly selected

>>24359185
>The Skrulls will not be hidden, and in fact we will flaunt them in the UN's face as a form of "DOOM told you so".

THEN THE CAPTAIN WONT ATTACK (probably)

How hard is that to understand we? We hide them, fight the cap, then show them.

>>24359215
"It's not profiling. Doom just does not trust Americans."

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The captured governmental skrulls are taken outside, just as the VTOL lands in the courtyard. You stand of the top of the steps, with roughly half the government's worth of skrulls detained at your feet. They are still disguised, as they had no part of the conflict

Out of the plane steps Captain America, Hawkeye, Antman, and several Lawerish looking types
Cap spots you atop the steps, and rushes over, the other avengers in persuit

"What is the meaning of this, Doom?" He yells

How do you respond?

>>24359147
8 years old. I believe she is interested in a television show named "My little pony" But to relate to her in this way would require you to increase your fedora level to maximum

>>24359236
But our advisor (OP) has already said that openly flaunting the Skrull will lead to Captain America attacking us.

>>24359296
shoot a skrull in the head so it reverts that is our response.

>>24359296
>"What is the meaning of this, Doom?" He yells

"What does it LOOK like?" "HAR HAR HAR"

Get ready for an epic battle and hope we don't get our ass kicked.

>>24359342
Fuck no, you damn idiot.

>>24359212
Of course! Doom does not 'antagonize' anyone! If the Captain is simply small-minded and easily frustrated by not being able to comprehend the the actions of greater minds than his own, that is his fault. Not Doom's. Doom is protecting the people of Earth (and Mars) from clear and present danger. Nothing more. The U.N. did not authorize an 'intervention' or 'peacekeeping mission', nor did Doom or the former Slovaknian Government request aid. Therefore the American plane is trespassing in a legal no-fly zone and must be searched to prevent further Skrull infiltrators and terrorists from interfering with the work of Doom.

>>24359296
"I have merely acted in accordance with international law, by ending a war imposed upon Latveria by the former Prime Minister of Slovakia. And nipping a Skrull threat in the bud, just as I said I would. Now, state your purpose in coming here, American."

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>>24359147
Our dear God-niece is of the chronological age is 3 however her Mental and Psychological age are vastly superior to that also that plan is pic-related.

>>24359391

Quick question.
How many people actually want to fight the Captain? Because that is what we have been trying to archive the last thread.

I'm kinda neutral on the subject but wanted to continue the consensus of the previous threads.

>>24359431
Still want to fight him here. Preferably in a way that shows him in a bad light, highlighting the worst of American imperialism and arrogance.

>>24359342
Pulling out your mauser, You point it at the head of the Minister of foreign affairs, an exceedingly fat skrull from the looks of things
"Diplomacy, Captain"
Ever the public speaker, Captain America throws his shield at you
Please roll above an 8 on a d20 to succeed in catching it, or anything else if you have a better idea

>>24359339
If it looked like you were working with them, not if you have them captured/dead

Rolled 13

>>24359450

Use the nearest skrull to take the hit from the shield.

Rolled 17

>>24359450
>Pulling out your mauser, You point it at the head of the Minister of foreign affairs, an exceedingly fat skrull from the looks of things

What the fuck man? At least one person said that suggestion was retarded and shouldn't be taken.

Eh.

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>>24359486
I had to go with the first, but from now on, I'll use the one the most people support, I suppose

>>24359296
The Captain is a man of small mind, but Ant-Man is a scientist. Hand him a printout on Skrull DNA and a scanner to verify that we have, in deed, captured Skrulls who had manipulated the Slovaknian military into attacking Latverian soil. War was legally declared and won swiftly, similar to America's actions in Iraq. Unlike the American-Iraq war, Doom shall be withdrawing his forces within the week.

Ask the captured skrulls, politely, to resume their normal appearance and inform them that cooperation will be rewarded with repatriation to the Skrull empire or citizenship in the terrestrial nation of their choosing.

Then turn to the Captain. "You are in clear violation of the UN's rules of open warfare. You are trespassing on foreign soil and have brought military hardware onto an active battlefield. By law, I should have the lot of you arrested and deported. As an act of good faith to the UN, you will remain here, under guard, until the UN inspectors arrive. Check in with the security bots over there and receive vaccinations at the nearest medical tent when you are able."

Turn to leave, as Doom is very busy.

>>24359514
By the very nature of typing out actions, the most stupid posts are going to be more likely to be first because they're faster to type and therefore faster to poste than more well-thought out actions.
That's why 'take the first post' systems are stupid.

>>24359555
True. I'll go with this, >>24359515
then, if that is the consensus

>>24359515
Seconding this. This shows that we are in control.

>>24359555
This.

Come on OP, you already made 2 threads, what the heck is up with the sudden change even for one (important) decision?

I actually wanted to fight Captain so I'm not that disappointed.

>>24359591

>Ask the captured skrulls, politely, to resume their normal appearance and inform them that cooperation will be rewarded with repatriation to the Skrull empire or citizenship in the terrestrial nation of their choosing.
> with repatriation to the Skrull empire or citizenship in the terrestrial nation of their choosing.

No. We already gave 12000 skrulls captured. Tell them that cooperation ensures their brains wont be splattered across the steps or something.
Also, I'm fairly sure DOOM can force them to revert.

The rest is good though. Still, I'd like to provoke the cap

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>>24359515
Is that a week or a ''week''

>>24359431
I too am intrested in fighting Capt.A however not as a Team but 1 on 1 with the man himself.

>>24359515
This is a good plan.

posting for Latravian Glory Pic related

>>24359604
Would you READ what he suggested first?

He suggestes that we should let the FUCKING LEADERS go back to their empire for practically nothing.
How do people come up with these ideas?

The rest is good though.

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>>24359666
>another vote for letting the skrull leaders go

ffs, why am I even trying

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>>24359717
Because you Doubt the Power that is DOOM?

>>24359515
Ant man cautiously accepts the sheaf of papers from you, and begins to inspect the captured officials.
Despite the denials of the skrulls, and threats of legal action, Captain America can hardly deny their extraterrestrial nature once a "gentle" kick to the back of the head of the education secretary reveals his green skin and pointy ears. The others immediately deny all knowledge he was a skrull, but Ant man confirms that the Mighty Doom is not lying.

After your speech to the Captain, and your turning away, He runs up to you

"Doom! Wait! I'm sorry. I know your evidence was rejected by the UN, but it seems we have a serious problem here. Would you consider lending the Avengers your DNA scanners?

Ant man steps in. We have our own, of course, but we don't have such a complete genome for the skrulls. How did you get it so quickly?

>>24359668
>>24359717
Yes, and I'd rather not piss off the intergalactic Skrull Empire.
Also, there are international laws for the protection of government officials and leaders of state.
And we need to investigate WHEN the Prime Minister was replaced by a Skrull. If he was a Skrull when he was voted into office, that does give him protection.

>>24359801
We will consider providing the Avengers with our DNA scanners if Captain America gets down on his knees and apologizes for this affront to the dignity of Doom and Latveria.

>>24359817
Is Skrull Empire recognized by the earth? Aren't they basically warmongering, hostile nation?

>>24359801
I have no problem lending then our scanners, if no one disagrees, then lets do it.
Tell Ant Men that we has Skrull infiltrators detained in our country for a while now, which is true.

Also, we blew our chance at fighting captain america

>>24359801
"yes, Dooms generosity knows no bounds her will even gift you with a cure for Influenza, "

>>24359890
How about 1 on 1, non-lethal duel instead?

>>24359913
In some kind of "Prove your Worth" contest?

>>24360000
Quads confirm fighting tournament. We need a new bison/doom outfit

"I will give you the scanners if Captain America can beat me in a duel. If he loses, I would like a public letter of apology from either the UN or the F4."

Utterly crush him in duel.

>>24360056
But anon the F4 have nothing to do with this

>>24360056

we should give scanners either way, we just want to fight the captain for that sweet gift that namor will give us

>>24359892
Nope. Not if our condition of leasing the scanners to them is Captain America defeating us in single combat.

And it should be a lease, not a gift or loan. Access to Shield's illegal Vibranium mining operation in Antarctica should do nicely. Bet they didn't think we knew about that.

>>24359892
Doom has detained skrull infiltrators in Latveria. It was simple to obtain it from there.

As to the matter of the scanners, Doom will grant your request on one condition

"Anything! I always knew you'd come around, Doom." says Captain america

It is a simple request. Kneel.

"What?"

"Cap'd never do that doom! You're out of your mind" Chimes hawkeye

Very well, Doom will sweeten the deal. Doom shall give you the cure for influenza. Distrubute it how you will

"You think that's gonna get him to.."

"Quiet, hawkeye. This could help a lot of people. I'll do it, doom"

Lower.

"Really?"

Yes.

"alright, fine"

You feel Namor should be happy with this footage. After all, he was nearly licking your boot

>>24360205
>he was nearly licking your boot
As befits a peasant.

>>24360205
BUT WE WANTED TO FIGHT CAPTAIN

>>24360205
Licking your boots how about literally kiss our boot

>>24360256
This is better we humilated Captain AMERICA a symbol of america's might as a Nation this is better than a simple beating this is humiliation and IT.IS.GLORIOUS!

>>24360205
perfect.

>>24360320
Meh, I dunno.

Okay then lets get over with this. Give them what we promised.

>>24360205
This is me, trip disappeared for some reason

Doom will also expect certain... spoils from this conflict, though Doom will discuss these with the government, or what's left of it
You may rise

With a flick of your cloak, you disappear inside the palace.
>Anonymous 04/20/13(Sat)16:08 No.24360

>>24360320
You have a point. Unless Namor's gift is the secrets of atlantean technology/biology/magic/whatever, this footage and memory are far more valuable.

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>>24360355
They are processed, and the scanners are shipped to the helicarrier. They only work on your custom designed batteries, so they will be useless within half a year unless you send more

The remaining government allows you to mine on areas you scanned for rare metals, and you will recieve 5% of all tax collected for the next 5 years.

Your doombot makes inroads for creating the Doom party of slovakia, although this may be a slow process, Democracy does have it's benefits for now

The UN makes an official apology, and makes promises to heed your warnings in future. You may also pick who to sit next to at the next meeting

You receive word from Valeria Richards and your Doombot envoy- It seems she wishes to see you

>>24360136
So?

>>24360443
Either go to her, or have her come to us. Regardless, see her. Sit next to the British Ambassador.

>>24360363
Well Namor never said HOW we should beat him, did he?

>>24360355

>You receive word from Valeria Richards and your Doombot envoy- It seems she wishes to see you
Yay. Can we invite her over here?

>You may also pick who to sit next to at the next meeting
What meeting?


Also, start studying Skrull tech, especially their ships and design spaceships.

>>24360483
The next UN meeting, I'd assume.

>>24360443
We shall have a Doombot and Timebot pick up Valeria Richards in a private jet, and have come to us. Make sure that all proper flight plans and such paperwork are filled out by a minion; I'll not have Richards accuse us of kidnapping.

We shall sit beside Britain's ambassador at the next UN meeting.

Send the footage of America kneeling before DOOM to Namor. Do not mention the gift, for Doom is classy.

And we must research the Skrull ships with the aid of our Skrull defectors, so that we may use the technology to aid our space mining program.

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>>24360483
It is quite a way, but you send over your time platform. She arrives in your throne room 5 minutes later
Her babysitter, an old lady who you recognise lives in the baxter building from your surveilance looks as though she was going to say something, but stopped when she saw quite how imposing you are

How would you like to proceed?
Next UN meeting

>>24360457
It's always their fault

>>24360616
Dammit, didn't notice this
>>24360618 happens, albeit with good old fashioned planes rather than teleportation.

You load the footage onto a waterproof laptop, and send a Doombot off to atlantis

Research is being performed on the ships. It should be a month before we can reproduce their FTL drives

>>24360708
>It should be a month before we can reproduce their FTL drives
is that the only thing they have over us

>>24360616
>>24360618
Well, lets be best Uncle ever! whatever that means

>>24360618
Perfunctory greeting to the babysitter; we shall acknowledge the service that she does by taking care of our god-daughter.

Magnanimously greet Valeria, and ask her how she enjoyed the plane ride.

Question, have we prepared presents?

>>24360747
With a curt nod, you offer her refreshments in the dining room, and thank her for keeping Valeria safe

"I saw Ice age and drew Mr Robot!" She gives you a surprisingly good drawing of her and your Doombot holding hands. She has a balloon in the image, and there seems to be a tree in the background for some reason

>>24360738
Their weapons have some slight advantages over ours, In that they would do more damage, but are much less effective against forcefields

Their forcefield technology is of a level of our own, but it seems that it would be cheaper to produce it using their methods

There are several other unique items whose functions are not readily clear

>>24360808
I can take the time machine and purchase some for you, If that is your will.

>>24360876
So how does all the DVDs for MLP:FIM, a gigantic teddy bear, and a lifetime's supply of candy sound to people?

>>24360850
>There are several other unique items whose functions are not readily clear

We will research them later

>>24360876
As if we cannot whip out awesome presents using our hands and powers in an instant. Basically, do not abuse the time-powers for such minor things.

Lets take her to the totally awesome DOOM park, the best theme park in the world really, it is the most technologically advanced theme park in the world.

Later we can take her to one of our space colonies!

>>24360928
...there are dvds of MLP?

>>24360928
>Getting our god-daughter addicted to sugar and turning her into a fat diabetic later in life
I SHIGGITY

>>24360950
I'd be surprised if there wasn't, considering its popularity.

If there aren't, we can just burn it ourselves.

>>24360955
Fine, fine, scratch the candy.

See if she would like an X-BOX instead.

>>24360940
She is an avid fan of science, as would be expected of Richard's daughter. She wants to go on a roller coaster, but is roughly a foot and a half below minimum height. Do you let her on?

If I may suggest an idea, teaching her magic may give her something Richards cannot

It would also seem she has become somewhat attached to "Mr Robot". Giving it to her would both serve as an excellent present and give you a Doombot in the Baxter building

>>24361037
The height requirements of the rollercoasters are because of the way that the carts are constructed.
Instead of ignoring the safety regulations, we know WHY they are put in place, and can safely circumvent them. We shall have a special cart assembled just for Valeria, where the seat is constructed in such a way that she will remain safe.

We shall ask Valeria if she wishes to become a Magical Girl.

And finally, we shall bequeath "Mr. Robot" to her, as a gift and protector.

>>24361037
>She wants to go on a roller coaster, but is roughly a foot and a half below minimum height. Do you let her on?

We will adjust it so that it can safely accommodate her.
Alternatively, we will construct her a custom doom armor (not unlike the ones we made for the vampires) so that she can take the ride, it will also be designed to be as safe and defensive as possible.

>>24361037

I think we can spare a Doombot.

We can package him with those DVDs.

Now that I think of it, giving her a printed copy of Girl Genius could produce hilarious results.

>>24361037
I bet she will LOVE going to one of our space colonies

>>24361090
Daaawww, she's growing up!

>>24360738
>is that the only thing they have over us
Pretty much. IF we knew the exact coordinates of their home planets, I have no doubt our Doom Portals and time machines could allow us to walk there as easily as stepping into the next room.

Note to Doom: Mine their computers for navigational data. Share astronomical data freely with all universities on Earth, keep records of habitable planets for ourselves.

>>24360950
There will be in 30 years when hipsters demand nostalgia. TIME. MACHINE.

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>>24361086
You head to the front of the line. You hear several tuts, but let them slide. They are on holiday, after all
You realise that a booster seat would solve most of the problems, and construct one from the ride manager's office chair.

"Can we go on the back, Mr Doom? I think it's faster there. I read it somewhere"

>>24361090
You order construction of a custom suit. You feel particularly whimsical and give it a blue tabard and cape
You also make sure to remember the mask is cooled first, this time
>>24361101
You could even take her to see her parents!

>>24361201
BTW, that pic?

It's canon. Sorta.

Every time Doom wins, the world is an utopia. Except when it's fucked because Magneto switched the polars with Thor's hammer because of a gambit that was not very well planned out.

>>24361239
It's kinda what we're going for here too, I think

>>24361201
>You could even take her to see her parents!

that would be hilarious

>"Can we go on the back, Mr Doom? I think it's faster there. I read it somewhere"
>Mr doom
tell her to call us Unca Doom :3

>You order construction of a custom suit. You feel particularly whimsical and give it a blue tabard and cape
If we pour a lot of our production into this, it should be ready in an instant, right?

>You hear several tuts, but let them slide. They are on holiday, after all
tuts?

>"Can we go on the back, Mr Doom? I think it's faster there. I read it somewhere"
Sure, although the front is the most fun because you can see what is infront of you

>>24361239
Too bad those villainous F4 are always in our way.

>>24361304
See her parents? Pfft. She just said she watched the Ice Age movie. We could take her to actually SEE THE ICE AGE.

>>24361398
>We could take her to actually SEE THE ICE AGE.

BU-BUH
MUH BUTTERFLY EFFECT

>>24361304
Are you daddy's brother? He talks about you a lot.
You have a great time on the coaster. It's designed as though the carts were a spaceship, and takes you on a tour of the solar system at "light speed"

The rest of the day at the park is just as enjoyable for her, Especially now the tesla coils are now kept behind a barrier. She also gets a photo with you, and a person in a costume of you. You do tend to steer her away from the somewhat disturbing costumes of her parents

It shouldn't take more than a few hours at most. It would mostly be a resizing of a regular suit, with some adjustments. It would also be easier to wear

Is it not common outside england? It's making a little noise to passive aggressively express disapproval of something

>>24361434
Nuts to that, it's our God-Daughter we're talking about here.

A quick peek wouldn't do anyone any harm wouldn't it?

>>24361467
>>24361434
If I remember correctly, Doom's Time Platform had a setting where the user could go back and watch the past, but not interact with it. We could use that. In fact, we could construct a new roller-coaster to exploit that effect and give a grand tour of history! Education and entertainment all at once!

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>>24361453
Me again, I seem to suck at tripcodes

She requests a Doomknight plushie, and seems overjoyed when you present her with her custom armour. She goes to put it on immediately.
It fits, and she plants a kiss on your cheek, which is mostly a clang,
Thanks, Uncle Doom! Daddy never gets me anything this cool!

Also I found this picture, which is pretty appropriate

>>24361453
>Are you daddy's brother? He talks about you a lot.

Christ, I thought you were directly insulting me, the poster before I realized you are OP and this was the update. Don't forget to put dialogues into brackets.

>>24361493
Really? Okay, then we can do that. Maybe tomorrow though. We shouldn't cram everything into one day. Lets go back to our Castle, and read her a story or something.

>Are you daddy's brother? He talks about you a lot.
I don't know much about the lore, anyone can answer this?

>>24361493
That'd actually be a pretty sweet ride.

FUND IT!

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>>24361525

Of course we will get her a plushie!
Maybe try to win one at the theme park stands?

We should take her to the mars colony while they Fantastic Four attack the Skrull defects. That would establish DOOM as the cool non-sociopath uncle.

>>24361561
>We should take her to the mars colony while they Fantastic Four attack the Skrull defects.

Who? There are no Skrulls on the mars. The decision to put them there was bad and turned down. Besides, it will take 2 weeks till f4 arrive there (they are so slow, hahaha)

>>24361561

I still say we should put her in charge of one of the moons. The best way to teach kids responsibility is to give them chores, or give them a pet to be responsible for. With an entire moon to take care of and immigrants asking permission to colonize, we'll let her take her first taste of statecraft and administration. Not too much, we don't want to burden her, but just let her know what we do for a living.

She's going to have the best 'what I did on my summer vacation' story ever, especially since she'll be presenting it with her Doom-armor's holographic projectors. "Valeria Richards, Duchess of Phobos." Has a nice ring to it.

>>24361643

...She's eight.

At least wait until she reaches her teens.

>>24361561
Dunno. Is her Psyche far enough beyond her age to handle that? After all, we want the girl to grow up to be a hero like us, not break her and become an even worse Villain than the F4.

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>>24361546
Sure, roll above a 6 on a d20 to shoot all the targets

why are there so many pictures of this

>>24361535
You inform the park administrator to order in materials for a new ride. You'll send the details soon

>>24361532
No. They were roommates in college and are now archenemies due to Richards commenting on Doom's portal to hell machine. It wasn't properly checked, which doom blames Richards for.

>>24361643
No.

Although we could construct her a very, very advanced toy that simulates space colonies.

>>24361661
No, give her the title now, and let her deal with one aspect of running the moon, like dictating the decor or architectural style. We handle everything else. On each of her birthdays, give her another, slightly more important responsibility, until she's 16 and ready to rule it properly.

Rolled 17

>>24361688
Tell her "Your father and I have such a history that we might as well be brothers"

>>24361688
"Your father and I have known each other a long time. We went to school together. But he made a very bad mistake. I asked him to help me with something and he didn't, and now I have to wear this metal mask because of what it did to my face. We've argued about it ever since. Every time I have a good idea, he tells me it's bad and tries to stop me, and we argue a lot. He's a very smart man, almost as smart as I am, but he's too stubborn for his own good, and he lets his personal opinion control how he reacts to me, instead of thinking about it the way he thinks about everything else."

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>>24361661
> leave Thread for an hour to make Coffee
>See what the Thread has become
>Mfw

Forgive the pic not sure what /tg/'s position on THAT boards Stuff but it's the only pic that ressembles my face

>>24361661
and a supergenius that is prehap's smarter than both us and Richards combined.

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>>24361769
>pic that ressembles my face
maybe this is better?

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>>24361769
also while I'm at it I might as well mention the Valeria is capable of making and modifying her own
frikkin Time window pic related

>>24361769

Which is why we start giving her responsibilities at thirteen.

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>>24361239
>Except when it's fucked because Magneto switched the polars
What about the time the Future USA were to corrupt to be saved?

>>24361769
>>24361810

Okay, I didn't know that.
I'm not as averse to that plan now but we should do it at the end. We have more than 2 weeks to entertain her.

>>24361821
... actually, I like this one better

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>>24361707
"Oh, Ok. I'll tell him what you said. He always says you do bad things, but you seem nice to me. And nobody in this country seems to be uh, oppressed, like he said"
You supress an internal RICHAAAARDS and handily shoot all of the targets, even covering your eyes at one point to impress her. You win the biggest prize, a 4 foot Doomknight plushie, which she needs both arms to carry

"What time is your bedtime, Valeria?!"
"Uhh, midnight"

>>24361855

Richards is turning her against us.

THIS MUST NOT HAPPEN.

>>24361855
>"Uhh, midnight"

Alright, ask her what she wants to do now
Tomorrow, we could take her to the tour across Latveria

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>>24361821
>>24361832
I was simply pointing out that Valeria will be Damn smart by the time she is Thirteen however it does seem like a descent time to give her responsibility.

also she is going to be such a gloriously mad scientist when she grows up pic again related

Tonight, after dinner, how about we let her have some fun? Set up one of Doom's labs with shorter tables and chairs, smaller, easier-to-grip equipment. Remove all the really dangerous materials, and then tell her it's her new playroom we set up just for her. Whenever she's here she can use it to make whatever she wants, as long as we're there to watch and make sure she doesn't break anything (like the laws of physics) too badly. Her Doom-tech armor should protect her from most mishaps, but I'd still feel better if we were there to supervise.

>>24361855
"Now, now, Valeria. Sleep is very important to a growing young lady such as yourself, until you develop a sleep machine so that you can gain the full benefits of 10 hours of sleep in 30 minutes.
"Your bedtime shall be 11PM, so says DOOM!"

>>24361885
"Does this armour fly? Can I try it out?"

>>24361855
See >>24361765
Pretty much sums it up.

>>24361911
"Yes. And yes, you can."

I assume we made it to be able to fly. Fly along with her just in case.

>>24361894

My point being is to let the girl have a childhood.

Which is why we must arrange more 'Awesome Shit With Uncle Weeks'.

>>24361906
Bleh, we're trying to make her like us as much as we can. Let her go to sleep at 12PM.
We are not her parent and we wont have to deal with negative consequences.

>>24361933
Since we stripped out most of the weapons for extra defensive systems, I'd hope that the force fields and impact-cushioning should protect her while we give her her first flying lessons. Great way to learn aerodynamics and high-speed physics.

>>24361894
>pic
Doom already knows where to find more of this, but he would be slightly impressed by you if you could speal it out aloud.

(Seriously now, that child is awesome. Could you give me advice about what to look into to see more of her? Or stuff with a high focus on Doom's greateness outside of Doom 2099? I rarely read comics, but I need to learn more about our rightfull ruler)

>>24361944
Agreed. Besides, with the extra time we can spend more time with her. And if she asks how we go without sleep so much, well that's just more uncle/niece bonding time. Maybe start her on meditations? Or help her build a sleep-enhancer?

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>>24361939
hey I'm not arguing that letting the girl have a childhood is fine by me and yes we must have more ''Awsome shit with Uncle DOOM weeks''

also can we give her a mini thermo-nuculear reactor?

>>24361990
If Richards is like this all the time we wont have any trouble winning over Valeria.

>>24361990

...That's a mite too dangerous for her current age.

We can give an elerium generator or something as a birthday present later when she becomes more responsible.

>>24361933
Whilst it takes some getting used to, she picks it up fairly quickly, and is doing tricks before you know it. Flying over Doomstadt, She says
"It all looks so pretty. Like a fairy tale. Is there a wizard here? Or a wizard school?"
>>24361896
I shall customise a less used lab.

>>24361990
...
Is that X-23 babysitting the RICHARDS children?

>>24362019
>Is there a wizard here? Or a wizard school?
"Well, I AM a wizard. I hadn't thought of opening a school...would you like to learn, Valeria?"

Hey, do we have a succession plan? If not, I vote our plan be "Stick Richards with the job and don't tell him ahead of time"
Because 1 while not as smart as us he does have the intelligence to do the job passably and 2 It would be the best revenge.

>>24361954
the series these pages are taken from is X-23 issue's 14-19 contain the whole Future Foundation cast however as for any other issue's containing Valeria prepubscent awsomness i can't say

>>24362038
I'd say we start her off slow, but she is a child prodigy. How about we start off with a taste of pyromancy?

>>24362056
I was going to go with cryomancy. Because what kid is going to refuse to learn how to make ice cream whenever she wants? Or to be able to throw snowballs at unsuspecting passer-by in the middle of summer?

>>24362056
Then we can mix some Science and Magic.
Get her to combust hydrogen, oxygen and attempt to combust CO2 so she can begin learning the more advanced forms of science.
Richards wouldn't let his children blow shit up, and kids fucking love fire.

>>24362019
>"It all looks so pretty. Like a fairy tale. Is there a wizard here? Or a wizard school?"

"I am a wizard myself! There is a sorcerer somewhere.... and Vampires! We have vampires around here, some of them are my loyal subjects.
What do you think of vampires?"

>>24362040
Richards stuck running a country. Best revenge ever.

>>24362025
You know anyone else likely to survive the night without more emotional and/or physical scarring than they already have?

>>24362019
>Like a fairy tale. Is there a wizard here? Or a wizard school?
"Of course! Didn't you know that *I* am a wizard? Oh, now, don't laugh, it's true! I've studied a lot of things, and I taught myself magic a long time ago. Your Uncle Doom has a lot of secrets nobody else knows. IF you'd like, I could teach you some of the basics, but you'll have to wait until you're older for the more advanced stuff. It's all very dangerous."

We can start her on basic meditations, sensing spells, and maybe a nonviolent restraining spell so she can protect herself. Crimson Bands of Cytorak, maybe? Everyone and their grandmother seems to know that one.

"Would you like me to start a wizard school?"

>>24362038
>Or a wizard school?

Man, that's a great idea, we should open our own Hogwarts

>>24362110
Not just running a country, but as his policies results in increasing crime and a failing economy, all the people will be talking about how "Latveria was so much better when Lord Doom ruled over us" and "Things were better under Lord Doom", or "This wouldn't have happened if Doom was in power".

>>24362114
>Gets shut down by RICHARDS for being a place where Doom is training an army of magi to take over the world.

>>24362112
>wait until you're older
>very dangerous
>secrets
Oh, you know EXACTLY how to push a kid's buttons, don't you. Those little magic words will have her SQUEE-ing and drooling for more.

>>24362145

No one has shut us down yet for having an super-advanced army with which we could take over the world.
Also, Latveria is a Sovereign country, the fucker can't come here and demand we close down schools which he doesn't like. UN could demand us to do it, but even they don't have any power if we refuse.

>>24362154
And we start out with "Oh okay, just one incantation." And we "accidentally" leave the mystic library unlocked at night. What a terrible oversight by the castle guards.

>>24362154
>>24362185
haha

but of course we make it sure that actually dangerous stuff is inaccessible

>>24361855

Miss the begiing of doomquest 3 and someone screws up my efforts to fight captain america.

>>DOOM IS NOT PLEASED

Can we use our cure for influenza and Skrull Tech to try to work out a trade deal for Vibrium from Wakanda?

Can we send TChalla a gift basket or something.

Also we should use our new respect form the UN to influence the EU more. Can we become bros with Turkey and other former USSR countries near us?

Can we send the most suave of our vamps to head up an intelligence network in eastern and southern europe? I presume the other vamps will chomp at the bits to do north/western europe and africa if given the chance.

Can we given them the most trustworthy of the skrulls to help pad out their inflitration forces (like a few dozen max each, amnesty takers only, no higher ups).

>>mfw I love having a doom bot to do all this pointless shit while I Chill with my neice.

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>>24361990

Looks like that's going to have to be it for tonight, sorry. I'll pick it up again tomorrow, at the same time
Could someone archive this thread, too? I can't do it from mobile

>>24362185
Agreed, but only a smaller private library, with all the dangerous stuff removed. No summoning demons. Not until she's 15.

..... What's the age limit to get a Learner's Permit to drive a car in Latveria?

>>24362221
Are we going to regulate demonic summoning like we regulate driving? Cause I'm shockingly okay with that.

>>24362193
We've done one better than simply defeat Captain America; we've made him bend his knee, not through force of arms but through free will.

>>24362193
>Miss the begiing of doomquest 3 and someone screws up my efforts to fight captain america.

I tried bro, I really did.

>>24362216
No last update before you go
:(

>>24362193
"Here is some food, panther. I know you Africans love this stuff"
Love, Doom

it sure is going to be irritating when ultron / the phalanx / cypher / master mold / whoever takes over ALL OUR ROBOTS

>>24362296
We can't be OP all the time

>>24362279
Well, ok, but it's on mobile so bear with me

>>24362209
Saved For GREAT LATRAVIAN JUSTICE!

>>24362185
This while inevitablly a Great Idea is a little dangerous for someone as Inquisitive and reckless as Valeria Even the great DOOM did not delve far into the black arts as Valeria probably will at her age.

>>24362193
I don't know if we can repurpose the skrulls just yet, it seems a bit soon to be trusting them as spies just yet

>>24362216
Did the doombot we send to retrieve Valeria find any evidence of Skrull infiltration during it's time in america?

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>>24362216

>>24362246
Well, all magic, really. Students will learn how to do it safely. Wash-outs will never be granted their Wizard's License. Ooh, when it's time for her to go back to New York, ask her to do us a favor. Give her a small package, just a wrapped brown-paper parcel, containing a folded printout of the blueprints of the proposed school, and the first year's curriculum (all warding/protection/healing/banishing/abjuration spells and rituals). Ask her to deliver it to an old friend of ours in New York. Give her Doctor Strange's address. Let her explore a little on her own, and let her know that we trust her.

>>24362296
We maintain multiple different models, all doombots contain self-destruct devices that only we control, and we know magic. Fairly certain we can just melt all the Ultrons/MasterMolds/Phalanx/Cyphers/whatevers with our minds. There's a reason they leave Latveria alone.

>>24362291
More like 'Here's all the blueprints and a constantly updating predictive map needed to build a two-way portal to the moon and back. Also, the GPS coordinates of a gathering of all the super-powered criminals who have attempted to overthrow your rule, scheduled for next thursday night. Enjoy."

>>24362185
That could work out well for us. We arrange for her to 'break the rules' and explore more than we gave her after we asked her not to. So, when we 'catch her', we 'punish her' by telling her that we WERE going to give her complete control of Phobos, but since she broke our rules we can't and she'll have to wait a few years. If she's good all year, we'll make her a duchess next year for her birthday. If she breaks our rules, or if she is gives her parents and other uncles too much trouble, then she'll have to wait until she's ten.

>>24362112
Really? That's awesome! You're the best, uncle doom! Uhh, daddy said magic's not safe, though. I guess it's fine if I have this armour though, right? That's probably why you wear yours, huh? Wait, iron man has arm our. Is iron man a wizard?

You spot a good site for a school, near the memorial park. Maybe she could design it.

>>24362461
And turning 10 takes fucking FOREVER at that age. Need to institute a "no temporal meddling" rule.

>>24362496
Agreed.

>>24362491
Iron Man? A Wizard? No, he just wears the armor because it's his only way to get power.

>>24362461
I wonder how she would react to her own space colony.

>>24362491
"Nah, Iron Man is not a wizard."

>Uhh, daddy said magic's not safe, though. I guess it's fine if I have this armour though, right?
"Of course magic is dangerous if not used properly, but then again, isn't everything?"
Does her armor make using magic safer? If yes, then tell her if no, then make it so.

>You spot a good site for a school, near the memorial park. Maybe she could design it.
She can totally help us design. Maybe that is how we'll spend our next few days?

Anyway, thanks for the thread OP.

>>24362291
This

and
>>24362400

Two great flavours together.

>>24362491
"No, Iron Man is not a wizard. All he knows is science. Not even really good science like mine or your father's. He's a bully who is only really good at beating people up. I wear my armor to keep people from beating me up, and to help me make better science, and to help me stay safe from Magic, and because the people really like the way I look. Seeing me look strong makes the people braver and happier. So I have to look strong all the time, for them. That's why I use the mask to hide what the accident did to my face. If they knew I could be hurt like a normal person, they'd be scared. And I don't want my people to be scared."

>>24362182
The world has like 20 million soldiers and 7 billion people plus the rest of the marvel universe. We would need to bulk up our forces tremendously on Mars and general space colonies. May we please play lie low and exponentially develop our economy to actually sustain an actual combat ready force capable of deterring hostile powers.
We can take advantage of the galaxy's nature to set up huge worlds of mining and industry on totally uninhabited systems, to basically dominate Earth's economy. And also make our country rediculously huge.
Long story short, build more doombots and drones and hire proper mind-enhanced workers that can build our population and knowledge base. Also, we would gain a huge brain trust and invent society changing technology which we patent for trillions of dollars as a reserve. First the patent office of the US, next the WORLD!
None of this hostage, death ray bullshit for a million bucks on a piece of shit island, we play it calm but ambitious. War's a luxury we can't afford.

>>24362563
>And I don't want my people to be scared.

"And I don't want my people living in fear."
I think that sounds more sympathetic

That is going to have to be it now guys, but feel free to discuss anything, I'll read it all tomorrow. Same time tomorrow, and namor's gift should arrive!

>>24362542
Since it's a Suit of our Armour we should have some magic runes and ''shit'' Ensorcelled to it apart from that I'm not to aware of any other benfit's against magical forces.

also mention the fact one of our Greatest weapons and energy sources came from DANGEROUS Science

Well, our school would need a staff. I vote we recruit Morgan le Fay to be the principal. Does she want to murder us yet in this timeline?

>>24362593
>20 million soldiers

None of which could even stand up against 5 of our Bot-teams. Even if they attacked all at once.

Our country is rife with magical shit, we have vampires, some sorcerer living somewhere and God knows what else. Xavier can build a school for mutants but we cannot build a school for our magically inclined children?
No one is going to stop shit, especially since we have improved our relations with the UN

>>24362706

Now we just need a sorting hat that always says slythering

I MEAN DOOMERIN

SlytherDOOM?

DlytherOOM?

Only house in school, best school of magic ever.

>>24362706
You have a point. America has a private academy of people with nuclear eye-beams and the power to start and stop ice-ages. But we're not allowed a school whose primary purpose is to teach people how to kick out demonic possessions and safely contain magical dangers? Doom calls bullshit on this. The school shall be built!

>>24362757
How about DOOm.DOoM,DoOM & dOOM?

>>24362706
Dunno man, soldiers aren't some mook meatsacks, they could cause hell against us with extreme heavy ordnance like tanks or rocket launchers or nuke us off the planet. Fuck maybe terrorism in the City of Doom. Worst case scenario of course, like you said the UN loves us. Anyways, we also got all the other Marvel universe to watch out for and our fucking country is tiny as shit, while there are entire uninhabited planets with near unlimited real estate and minerals perfect for building a massive army and economy, along with setting up centers of research and science (or magic).
I just don't want us falling into the villain tropes and getting asshandled by the thousands of supers on earth until we got the sheer overwhelming advantage.

>>24362706
Hell, I say we use the Skrull thing to shout about how S.W.O.R.D. is useless, and that the UN needs to give us funding to build monitoring stations.
Mars is first. It has significant astrological importance and may provide interesting possibilities for magic. Plus we now start mining the planet and enriching ourselves.
Obviously we have more than just the monitoring station that the UN would know about. Research facilities and manufacturing sites would be necessary to further the goals of Doom.
Additional monitoring stations should be built as we discover places with sufficient resources, or scientific/magical implications.

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A game involving Doom? Why not make a game staring Luigi if you all enjoy second bananas so much?

>>24362757
No, none of that stupid sorting nonsense. All dorms will be suites of 4 two-person bedrooms sharing one bathroom and a living area. The only competitions will be in grades, and ANY attempt at improper behavior will be met with expulsion. There will be no 'dark lords' or other nonsense at the University of Doom. All graduates will swear a magically-enhanced oath of fealty to Doom, to prevent misuse of powers. They will then be offered government jobs within Latveria. The smartest of them will be given research appointments to further the Knowledge of Doom. Those who coast through will be given government jobs befitting their aptitudes and allowed to shuffle through a life of mediocrity. Those most patriotic will be made soldier/diplomats and allowed to join the Latverian DoomCorps, whose job it will be to stand by until called upon by the UN (or Doctor Strange or ourselves) and intervene in magical disasters. Like the time someone (blackheart) dragged all of Las Vegas to Hell. The DoomCorps will be there to fix problems like that.

>>24362930
Fuck you, Richards. Aren't you supposed to be on your way to Mars in your slow-ass ship?

>>24362930
They did. Several times. Usually outselling Mario titles of the same vintage.

>>24362930

RICHARDS!

>>24362871
We could provoke a response from some heroes, but only in order to win a substantial PR victory that would make them look bad. Enough that it riles up someone easily manipulated into coming and smashing down our door. This could either be an actual plot or we could use mind control/psychotropic drugs if they need a push to buy the scheme.
After a sufficiently pointless display, we reveal ourselves and basically verbally browbeat them on live global broadcast, show that their motives are preposterous, and we walk away looking like the victim, who has been nothing but accommodating and reasonable to this gross violation of our national sovereignty.

>>24362823
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>>24362945
I kinda assume that anyone graduating from Magic school would be elite of the society and shouldn't just get an average government job and life in mediocrity.

I agree on sorting bullshit, it just breeds hate between those groups. We do not want that.
Also, our school shouldn't JUST teach magic, science should have its place there too if nothing more to just ensure that our graduates are not ignorant of it.

>>24362930
If you're so smart, how come you're going grey?

>>24363037

average government job

IN THE LATVERIAN MINISTRY OF MAGIC!

We really shouldn't undersell that. Its not mediocrity to be a competant mage, even if your not on doom's level.

That said, there's lots of places to learn science, having a magic school would be a very unique and asymetrical resource, which as a small country we sorely need.

>>24363102
I assume the magic school would be somewhere where the children will live (you know, like in harry potter), thus no other place for them to learn science.

>>24363037
>>24363102

My problem is, who is going to teach these people? Our time is too valuable to waste on a group of neophytes. Once we separate the wheat from the chaff we can put in some personal time, but otherwise we need a competent magician we can trust to deal with the day to day.
Doctor Strange is an option, but he's the Sorcerer Supreme, and has other demands on his time. Plus, I don't know how crazy he would be training a score of magicians at our control. If we can manipulate a hero into pushing him into the job (under the guise of keeping an eye on us) that might work.

I'm trying to think of who else might be qualified, but I can't think of anything off the top of my head.

>>24363221
We know of at least 1 sorcerer in our country. At the start, our school could have like 20 or less students, then when they graduate, they will become new teachers and we will be able to get more students.

This is a very long-term project the fruits of which we probably wont see in this quest but still worth it

>>24363154
No children. They will complete Primary and Middle School as normal. The University of Doom will be an alternative High School/Trade School.

>>24363221
There are other options. Any one of the mystics who competed against us in that contest for the title of Sorcerer Supreme would be adequate for first year wardings and shields. Doom will teach the juniors and seniors. Only the top 50% of seniors will be allowed to study under Doctor Strange as a 'working internship'.

>>24362996
You mean like this? http://youtu.be/UhJFlZYQPGU?t=14m42s
and
http://youtu.be/UhJFlZYQPGU?t=18m17s

After thoroughly schooling them, we tell them to next time, use the front door. That's what it's there for, after all.

>>24363332
>No children. They will complete Primary and Middle School as normal. The University of Doom will be an alternative High School/Trade School.

children, teens, young adults, adults

You assume that we can turn anyone we want into a wizard, I think only small percentage of the people can even apply here. We wont have many students at once.

>>24363221
Morgan Le Fay would make a competent teacher.

>>24363369
Yes. But with an Avenger or two making an ass out of themselves, and we have cameras sending that to the news. Thus the world can see the mercy of DOOM.

>>24363332
My issue is that we need someone we can trust. Obviously at some point we twist this for our own ends, and we need someone who is on board with that. Maybe we can program a Doombot? Not sure if that would necessarily be wise or prudent though.

>>24363470
It serves our ends no matter what. Doom will allow no tragedy or instability in his world. And the PR of a high-profile sorcery school doesn't hurt.

>>24363037
In my country science and magic are wed so they can each be of maximum efficiency

>>24363037

m with anon on this one, the kinds of people who would go to an academy of magic are going to be the cream of the crop.

i feel as though you guys are being far too, provincial, with your designs here (a school of magic only fit to produce public sector drones?).

something like this would place latveria as a node of informal society and power, which is to say, influencial society and power.
which is not to say, however, that DOOM will limit the benefits of literacy in the cosmic forces to a select few, but we can have different facilities to fit the needs of different folks, you feel?

>>24364427
I don't think we should create a school for public sector drones, but we should still have them swear loyalty to Doom.

Or perhaps, if we have to, make them swear fealty to Latveria instead...but loyalty to Doom is much better.

>>24364720
If the oath is magically enforced, we could have them swear fealty to the human race as a whole first and foremost, then to Latveria, then to Doom. As all three are the same thing, our ends will be served and the mewling of lesser minds may be appeased without inconveniencing Doom.

This talk of diplomacy with those who nearly equal Doom intrigues me. Does Magneto still strive to create a mutant-exclusive nation on the island of Genosha? Because if he does, he is a fool. It is still within striking distance if too many hostile nations. Even Asteroid M is too close for true protection. Contact Magneto, Xavier, (Storm if she is still/yet married to T'Challa), and Black Bolt, and Namor. Doom wishes to hold a round-table discussion regarding the possibility of Doom gifting a portion of his holdings on Mars for exploration and colonization. While Doom is too polite to demand fealty and vassal-state status from any nations founded on soil gifted by Latveria, he can make it clear that it would be foolish to oppose one's benefactor.

As the only other Monarch of a terrestrial people with a permanent extra-terrestrial presence, the Inhumans have insight and interests in the subject.

Has Namor made a decision on moving 30-45% of Earth's oceans to Mars and rebuilding Atlantis away from the clumsy meddling of Western nations?