You are Harry James Potter, and you learned three months ago that you are a magus. You've tried learning the basics from your best friend - Illyasviel von Einzbern - but that put you in a coma for most of those three months. You think you'll stick to learning from her father, Kiritsugu, to whom you are apprenticed. Outside of the von Einzberns, you don't really have that many friends. You don't really like most people, and those who do wrong by you and yours you hate with all of your hatred. You've resolved to be a better person than your relatives, and strive to act with compassion towards strangers.At the present moment, you are blind. This is a good thing, in your opinion, because this way you don't have to view those horrible visions of blood, death, and entropy. Mrs. Irisviel says that its the bandages that she wrapped around your eyes - something about them being infused with countersight. You had... reacted poorly to the world seen through your Mystic Eyes of Death Perception.A railing had -died-. Sure, from what you've been able to feel, Illya or Mrs. Irisviel had put it back together, but apparently Mr. Shacklebolt's repairing magic didn't work.Not everything's been going so poorly, though. Mr. Shacklebolt apparently knew your parents, or at least knew of them, and has thoroughly dispelled the lies that your relatives told them about you. They weren't drunken, useless louts that got themselves killed in a car crash - they had been murdered by some sort of wizard gangster calling himself Voldemort.Today is the big day - Kiritsugu and Kingsley's plan has been set into motion. You'll be going to a place called Diagon Alley later - for now, you're waiting with Illya for the "shit storm" to pass. You hear a bit of a ruckus outside, and there is a polite sounding knock on the door.You...>Ask Illya to describe what's going on outside.>Go get the door for whoever it is. (Roll 3d6)>See if your nightmare vision has settled down yet.>[Other]
Harry James Potter[ATTRIBUTES] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built fo speed more than strength." Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes" Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating." Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most." Luck - B "You've got better luck than most." Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, one of which has been opened]Magic Circuits Open - 1/26Prana Available - 13/13Wounds - 0/6[SKILLRATINGS]12:47 PM 4/6/2013 Academics (Mundane) [INT] - E+ Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E[NA] Academics (???) [INT] - N/A Acrobatics [AGI] - D Athletics [END] - D Capioera [AGI] - F Cooking [AGI] - D Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - F Origin Magic [CQ] - F Reinforcement [CQ] - E Stealth [AGI] - E+[NA] ??? [CQ] - N/A[TRAITS]Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.[PERKS]Devil's Luck - You may temporarily reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.Multitasker I: Multitasking penalties to skill checks are reduced by 1.Mystic Eyes of Death Perception: You see the Death of things, and deal additional wounds when using a knife.??? - ?????? - ???
>>24319368>See if your nightmare vision has settled down yetif not>Ask Illya to describe what's going on outside.
Oh yes, its that time again. >Ask Illya to describe what's going on outside.You are our eyes, little homunculus.
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>>24319368>>Ask Illya to describe what's going on outside.and, later,>>See if your nightmare vision has settled down yet.
>>24319368>Ask Illya to describe what's going on outside.If it's time to go, hold on to her shoulder or hand for additional sympathy from everyone and/or potential Illya points
>>24319501>potential Illya pointsLike we freaking need those. Iri herself is shipping the kids. At this point we just have to keep Harry's swag/notoriety under control so that Ilya won't go yandere and kill everyone.
>>24319535>Illya>YandereI think you mean Nyandere
>>24319535>so that Ilya won't go yanderewait, why do we not want-> and kill everyone.Guess that WOULD undermine our cred>>24319501this
>>24319368>Ask Illya to describe what's going on outside.
"Illya," you ask, "What's going on outside?""Come on Harry!" she chirps. You hear a sound that you can only presume is here shuffling over at her seat. "Why don't you just take a... looksee... for yourself, right."You tap you finger against the bandages wrapped around your eyes. You contemplate taking them off for a moment, if only to test the waters and see if your vision has returned to normal, but decide against it. You would much rather have one of the adults around to keep you from flipping out again, if you were going to try that. You do, however, lean up against the window next to Illya.You sniff the air - there is an acrid scent upon the wind that you can't quite place."Illya," you ask, "Is something burning?""Yeah. Well, something was burning, anyways," she drums her fingers against the windowsill. "Apparently Ms. Skeeter's article was... inflammatory."You can almost imagine her slipping on a pair of her father's sunglasses. And then it hits you."Wait," you ask, "someone burnt the Dursley's house down?""Well, almost," Illya sounds disappointed. "I don't think it was intentional - a couple of jokesters, maybe a bit older than us, came around and set off some fireworks in their yard. Probably only meant to scare them, but their rosebush caught, and well..."You are...>Satisfied. Your relatives deserved no less.>Disappointed. You almost wish it was intentional.>Put out. You hated them, but you wouldn't wish them homeless.>Wistful. You wish you could have joined in.>[Other]
>>24319961>>Put out. You hated them, but you wouldn't wish them homeless.Harry didn't hate them THAT much, holy shit. Even he had some restraint.
>>24319961>Wistful. You wish you could have joined in.
>>24319961>Put out. You hated them, but you wouldn't wish them homeless.More put out at how ameteurish it is than anything else. HONESTLY, have some subtlety you people
>>24319961>Put out. You hated them, but you wouldn't wish them homeless.Since we chose spiteful and compassionate it only makes sense.
>>24319961>>Put out. You hated them, but you wouldn't wish them homeless.
>>24320012Seriously. Harry puts laxatives in your chocolate, or makes it so that the TV explodes right as the big game starts. He doesn't just set fire to everything. He's spiteful, not Shinji.
>>24319961> SatisfiedAssholes fed us terrible lies about our parents among other cruelties. Insurance had ought to keep them off the streets.
>>24319961>Wistful. You wish you could have joined in.Guys, we're SUPPOSED to be vindictive. Its in the OP.
>>24319961>Put out. You hated them, but you wouldn't wish them homeless.They never treated us right, but they kept a roof over our head. We might not want anything to do with them, but we don't want to see them killed or lose their home.
>>24320056Remember the chair incident? Harry isn't stupid. He has methods and limits. This isn't his style.
>>24320098I agree, which doesn't mean he would think the Dursleys didn't deserve it and more.
>>24320126Well, alright then. I understand.
>>24320126I was going for harry being more put out at the method rather than the event
>>24319961>Satisfied.We wouldn't have helped, but we didn't like them and they didn't like us. We're spiteful, not monsters.
>Disappointed. Your relatives deserved no less, but the method..."How crude."
What about fucking compassion?Shit, people. Harry is spiteful but not to THAT extent
>>24320214I'm >>24319988, and I'm changing my vote to this.
>>24319961>a couple of jokesters, maybe a bit older than usFred and George I love you guys
>>24320239Kids are spiteful little fucks man, they wish far worse on those who torment them.
>>24320265Wow, nice catch.
>>24320267>You don't really like most people, and those who do wrong by you and yours you hate with all of your hatred. You've resolved to be a better person than your relatives, and strive to act with compassion towards strangers.Basically, we're a walking act of revenge. But there's really no need to be a fucking dickhead
>>24320320Hey man, I just advocate acting like a spiteful Ten year old wishing ill things on his tormentors. I am not going full rejoice here, we are ten still.
>>24320267Actually, only most kids are.I always wished for harmony and actually felt weird for not being able to hold grudges for long.I simply can't get myself to wish for destruction. I want to build things. I want to share experiences and keep people in my life so that these experiences never go to waste.I wouldn't want to kill anyone or anything the like.The only reason for me to destroy something is in order to defend myself. This also means that Bobby Kotick has to die.
>Put outWe may be assholes, but we have SOME compassion. Even if the Dursleys were jerkwads.
>>24320320Agreed. After we figure out what all we can do there might come a day when we decide to put the fear into Dursleys for how they treated us, but we're not going to light their house on fire and go run away.Really, letting their imaginations run wild with what we could do to them might be worse than anything we could do anyway. We could watch them squirm for as long as we wanted without ever really hurting them at all.Hypothetically.
>>24320374>share>harmony>build>lifeWow, what a homo.
[x]Disappointed. You almost wish it was intentional.Harry is supposed to be spiteful as fuck, and frankly wishes hell on the Dursleys- but he's pragmatic too- he wouldn't have joined in because it'd have caused a whole slew of problems.That doesn't mean he wouldnt have turned a blind eye if he saw it happening, however.
>>24320239Who gives a shit? We wouldn't do it, but we can certainly enjoy that it happened.
>>24320374>Wasn't a complete piece of shit as a kidWhat are you, gay?
>>24320406>>24320363You guys are forgetting he's also compassionate.
>>24320433To people who have not wronged him.Fuck the Dursleys.
>>24320374Kid. I will slap your shit.
>>24320239Compassionate to everyone that DOESN'T fuck with us. You'd best reread that OP. Harry's motto is "You don't fuck with me, I don't fuck with you."
>>24320363Actually most of the tens would feel pretty bad when facing actual suffering.Kids are getting remorseless in groups. Mob psychology and all that.But individually? Shit be fucking their heads.It's a different thing to deal pain personally and different to simply watch.
"Well that's terrible," you say, only partially sarcastic. "I mean, sure, I hate them and want nothing to do with them, but torching their home is just a bit too far." You shake your head. "I mean, defamation, humiliation, public shaming, making their lives generally unpleasant - I could get behind that, but trying to kill them? What the heck did that mosquito write about them?"You hear Illya intake some air, presumeably to speak. Someone whose voice you don't recognizes beats her to the punch, however."Lies and slander, I have no doubt." The man's voice is that of a public speaker - refined, elegant, dignified, and coated with the thinnest sheen of slime that makes you not want to trust a word he says. "Convenient lies and slander, ones that open up a unique opportunity for your return to your heritage, Mr. Potter, but lies and slander nonetheless.""Who the heck are you," Illya asks. You imagine her glaring at the newcomer, her cheeks puffed out with indignation at the intrusion upon her space. "You look like one of Mama's brother's.""What a charming girl you have, Mr. von Einzbern..."You can almost see Mr. Kiritsugu glare at the man with utmost contempt - not that the man would be able to tell. Mr. Kiritsugu's 'I hate you and wish to bring death upon you and yours' expression isn't all that different from his neutral expression. One of his eyebrows twitches just so, his nostrils flare out the tiniest bit, and you know that you're probably doomed to munch on a bullet."Harry, Illya," Kiritsugu says, "this is...""Please, Kiritsugu - may I call you Kiritsugu? - allow me to introduce myself." He has broken Kiritsugu's first rule - do not interrupt Kiritsugu when he is talking. A rule that only Illya and Iri are allowed to breach. "Mr. Potter, Miss von Einzbern, I am Lucius Malfoy, and I am here to talk about Harry's future."You...>Tell the man to sod off.>Be polite and listen to his advice.>Point out that you'll be leaving soon.>[Other]
>>24320454He strives to be better than the Dursleys.
>>24320468Arguable. Ten year olds I have personal experience with laugh at every 'sand nigger' they see blown up on CNN, little shits. One of them laughed at the Boston bombings because he's a Yankees fan.
>>24320485>Point out that he has two mistakes left until he's [thrown] out, then listen.
>>24320485>>Be polite and listen to his advice.I FUCKING LOVE EXPOSITORY DIALOGUE>>24320500>One of them laughed at the Boston bombings because he's a Yankees fan.oh god
>>24320485Sure, let's listen.We can be impolite after his speech
>>24320485Let's see how Kiritsugu wants to handle this.
>>24320485On the one hand I don't want anything to do with the Malfoys. On the other hand we don't have enough reason to tell him to sod off.Middle ground I guess.>Point out that you'll be leaving soon.
>>24320528>>24320525A combination of these two, please. Dealing with adults is not Harry's forte.
>>24320485( offer our hand ) " a pleasure to meet you Mr. Malfoy">Be polite and listen to his advice
>>24320485>Be polite and listen to his advice.GET EXPOSITIONGIVE NOTHING IN RETURN
>>24320500Fucking America.But I speak from personal experience. I work with kids.GRANTED, It's on the other side of the world but still...Damn, that's harsh
>>24320401>>24320422>>24320429>>24320447Maybe I should mention that I was bullied until grade eight. Then they stopped caring.Sometimes I feel like I might be the second coming of Jesus or something. Mostly because I'm paranoid and feel like there actually *is* a god that is controlling my life. The biggest question is if I'm just seeing the future or actively changing it - I once wished to share a single boat with a certain girl while canoing in school, for example. So I started off in a boat with three guys, got really pissed at them to the point that I attacked grass when we had to carry the boat across land at a certain passage, and then realized that this was probably the way it was supposed to be. So I continued to be angry (or pretended to, anyway), told my teacher that I wanted a different boat... And then almost got assigned to a boat without that girl. Then some coincidence happened and I was there with her and another girl. The other girl was asthmatic and suddenly we had very strong rain. Her inhalator got wet and so she had to go home. So I was alone with the girl in a canoe, just as planned. And we talked a lot because we were both weak and thus slow as fuck. I never went anywhere with her, though.Hell, 4chan actually restored my trust in humanity. I was slightly misanthropic a few years beforehand, though never to the point of actively hating humans....Sage for personal blog.
>>24320581Then I reached my goal.
>>24320485[x]Other: Let Kiritsugu handle this.>>24320488>You don't really like most people, and those who do wrong by you and yours you hate with all of your hatred. You've resolved to be a better person than your relatives, and strive to act with compassion towards strangers.>those who do wrong by you and yours you hate with all of your hatred...strive to act with compassion towards strangers.We're nice to anyone we don't know, as soon as they begin to screw with us, we send them to hell. We've taken the Dursley's shit for years, I'm surprised we haven't overloaded their food with sugar to give them diabetes.
>>24320485> Be politeInterrupting isn't really the worst crime someone can commit, and if Kiritsugu's going to let him talk we might as well. Lucius is at least choosing polite words.Oh, sure, we may wind up on each other's bad sides later, but there's no reason not to be polite back.
>>24320558Gay as fuck.
>>24320558Gayest man alive.
>>24320683The interesting thing is that real people compare me to women.The internet just calls me gay.Maybe because we all wish to be the little girl.
>>24320714Oh god, just stop posting.
>>24320714Can we all stop derailing the thread? I'm sure his sexuality is an amazingly diverse topic, but we have a magus to get to Hogwarts.
>>24320740one last post.>>24320714you like this gif don't you?
Do you think Harry will get along better with Snape? Will Harry end up in Ravenclaw due to being a creepy pragmatist? How many potential love interests will Ilya dispose of?
>>24320802> SnapeI hope so, he's one of the few HP characters I liked.> RavenclawI'm hoping for Slytherin so we can reform that shitheap as a side project.> Love InterestsThe list of ones she does not dispose of will be far shorter.
>>24320485>Other.Let Kerry handle this. I know this backstabbing fucktard, he needs an origin shot to the face ASAP.C'mon Kerry, you can do it! Kill another magus, it's your fucking job!
>>24320802>How many potential love interests will Ilya dispose of?all.Or none?She's kinky like that.
>>24320802Well, we're not very noble, not very hard-working, and possiblt not that smart.So we're a textbook Slytherin. Before It went fullretard.
>>24320876if we still get our hateboner for malfoy early on we might reject slytherinthats how it went originally I believe
>>24320850>I'm hoping for Slytherin so we can reform that shitheap as a side project.I really fucking hope this version of Slytherin is not the evil shithead funpark.Or, if it is, I want it to be a direct result of the wizarding world's incompetence.Anyway, where's Hagrid?
>>24320905That and meeting Ron.
>>24320935>Or, if it is, I want it to be a direct result of the wizarding world's incompetence.Isn't it this in canon?
>>24320939I wonder if the golden trio will remain BFFs in this quest...If we don't, I still hope we hit it up with Fred and George, they're super bros
>>24320876I must say I'd rather go to the Clock Tower. Nasuverse magecraft allows for more broken bullshit. Boundary fields, reality marbles, familiars, mystic codes... And we'd get to meet Waver, hell of a dude that guy. Broskander raised him right!It's really a choice between being a classical caster or a crafty one. Then again, there is nothing that says the two are mutually exclusive. It's not like using that wand will lock our circuits, I hope.
>>24321012Clocktower is more of a college than a boarding school, so it would come after Hogwarts.
"My future?" you ask.You imagine that this Malfoy fellow - whom you can't help but picture as Mrs. Irisviel with Mr. Kiritsugu's face - nods vigorously."Yes. There is a faction among the wizarding world who is... concerned about the disappearance of our culture," Malfoy says. "Specifically, that many of the most talented children, through no fault of their own, arrive at Hogwarts completely ignorant of British wizarding customs and traditions. Worse, there are no courses in Hogwarts that teach these children of the legacy they have inherited - they learn only through sublimation, which can only teach so much.""Sorry," you interrupt, "but, ah, what is Hogwarts."Malfoy chuckles, in that slimely politician's way."You see!" he says. "This is precisely what I mean. That the Boy-Who-Lived, one of the most important figures in modern wizarding history, does not know of the institution of his parent's learning is a tragedy!""Wizard school," Illya asks, "Like the..."She nearly says Clock Tower, but she either catches herself, or Kiritsugu gave her a signal."...place that Mama went too? Durmstrang.""Indeed," Malfoy says. "Durmstrang is a fine institution, though Hogwarts has an older tradition - it was founded by the students of Merlin himself!"That sounds... promising, actually. "What I," Malfoy continues, "and the people whom I represent, desire, is to ensure that you - and future wizards raised out of context - arrive at Hogwarts with knowledge of the legacy Gaia has given you to inherit."You...>Accept. What could possibly go wrong?>Hesitate, tell him that you'll need time to think on it.>Tell him that you'll be leaving for Diagon Alley soon.>Look to Kiritsugu for assistance.>[Other]
>>24320990The Weasleys have an instinctive hatred of Slytherins, and not without reason. Getting any of them to like Harry after he gets in would be a bitch.>>24321012It was mentioned, two threads ago, that Clock Tower should be reserved for a grown-up Harry.
>>24320972I really hated how HP took a turn to the dark and serious grimdderpness.Because the initial premise was so fucking light-hearted.Their favourite sport is played by flying on fucking broomsticks. And when Harry gets his arm pulverized, some idiot with a wand accidentally erases his entire skeletton. And yet that's all just a minor nuisance and no one cares about the incompetent fuckwad who did it.It's a 19th century approach to safety that permeates the entire setting. It made everything funy, slightly tongue-in-cheek....And then the plot got serious and all that tongue-in-cheek stuff was supposed to be taken at face value. And it simply doesn't hold up in that regard.Fuck Rowling.
>>24320990THere's a really high chance they won't. I mean, Hermione is totally not a magical girl right now and she has no real need to visit the Hogwarts
>>24321043MERLIIIIIIIIIN>Look to Kiritsugu for assistance.
>>24321043>>Look to Kiritsugu for assistanceWe already know this dudes a slimeball in the story.
>>24321043>>Accept. What could possibly go wrong?>WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG?>????????????????????
>>24321043>>Hesitate, tell him that you'll need time to think on it.This or fuck off. We need to consult
>>24320876>The Year of Our Lord 2013>Not putting Harry von Einzpotter into Hufflepuff.Ishiggdiggy
>>24321043>Ask him what specifically this meansHe's a fucking politician. You deal with politicians by forcing them to actually speak openly.
>>24321043Ask the magus killer for help. This man knows his shit, and we want to get on his good side should we ever truly romance Illya. Trust in the Thompson Contender wielding murderhobo!
>>24321043But seriously, we need time
>>24321107I was the anon who suggested hufflepuff last thread. Those devious bastards are pragmatic as fuck.
>>24321107I didn't say Hufflepuff because I didn't think you'd go along with it. I mean, if you're cool with it, have him exploit the Christ out of the Hufflepuff kids.I think everyone's dream is to have Hufflepuff be as badass as Neville was for those ten seconds with the sword.
>>24321171I believe in Cedric Diggory.
>>24321043[x]Look to Kiritsugu for assistanceWe need an adult, we can't into reading between the lines of a politician.
>>24321220Too bad he made the mistake of porking Cho Chang.
>>24321220I SWEAR Cedric got there on accident.The hat was tryin to get either to Raven or Gryffin but Cedric got all SHIT HAT BUT MY PA WAS HUFFLEPUFF AND I WANT TO BE LIKE PA and the hat had no fucking choice
>>24321043>play for time"what...ah...what would that entail, exactly? I wouldn't have to leave the Einzberns would I?"
Look to Kerrytugu. This is a little overwhelming and we're really blind right now.
>>24321043"so teach me magic and the secret histories of it before I get to school? sounds great. >Tell him that you'll be leaving for Diagon Alley soon. but I am sure I will do my best to find the time to learn what is expected of me.
>>24321107I think we might be too vindictive for the badger-folk. I mean, our Origin also happens to be Death, so that's a nice fat checkmark by Slytherin as well.But, all things shall become clear with time.
Ask If we're going to learn how to kill a magus. Because we're respecting OUR MENTOR'S JOB this much.Wait If he's going to catch that.If not, then, well. Sorry but no.
>>24321043>Look to Kiritsugu for assistance."I'm not entirely sure what you mean?"
>>24321043A person does not have to be in synchronization with our values to be useful.>Accept his help, realizing that things very well could go wrong. Accept anyway.
>>24321290This seems right. Otherwise, consult with Kiritsugu. (I NEED AN ADULT!)
>>24321043Torn between >Acceptand>Look to KiritsuguIt'd be good to know what these customs and traditions are, so we don't seem completely ignorant when we do head to school.On the other hand, this guy seem slippery. At the very least we should be fully intending to talk about these customs and traditions with Kiritsugu and Irisviel once we find out what they are and see what they think of them before we sign on with them being right.
>>24321351You are trusting a meta known backstabber and someone who we in character have labeled a slimeball. Does your plan... sound all that smart when you consider that?
>Look to Kiritsugu for assistance.I wonder if this guy realizes we're technically blind at the moment
>>24321044I hope Harry's death vision some how screws up the sorting hat's sorting algorithms. Anything but the griffs mang.Also>OtherThis man is clearly powerful since our adoptive father didn't blast his socks off. We should let the adults deliberate about lifetime decisions, not we children like us
"Ah..." you start up, "I'm not entirely sure... what, ah..."You give a pleading look to Kiritsugu, asking him to bail you out. You are, after all, a friggin' ten year old - you shouldn't be having to make these sort of decisions that young! What's next, some Gandalf looking old Wizard comes around to tell you that the fate of the world depends rests upon your slender, child shoulders? No thanks, you'd rather avoid messing things up for hundreds and thousands of people, because you went along with some slimeball's plan.Kiritsugu catches it, and steps in."Mr. Malfoy," he says, "while your desire to educate young Harry in the culture and society of Wizardingkind is most noble, Harry has been going through quite a bit of stress recently. Between the accident with his magic and what it has done to his eyes, Harry isn't quite in the right place to be making any big decisions." He pats you on the shoulder. "Rest assured that we will give your offer due consideration, and that I for one believe it to be the best course of action."There is a small pause - Malfoy may have been put out, or something along those lines. Then, someone claps their hands."Wonderful!" Malfoy says. "I shall be sure to stay in touch. I don't suppose you and your family will be visiting Diagon Alley anytime soon, will you?""This afternoon, actually." Kiritsugu's voice holds a belied threat."Excellent, excellent! I'll ask Mr. Blott to lay away a few books for your perusal..." He probably bows, or at least that's what you imagine. "Good day to you, then!"There is a pop, which you know mean's he's apparated away.You...>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what that was about.>Get your coat and be ready to go to Diagon Alley.>Apologize for not knowing what to do.>Test to see if your vision has returned to normal.>[Other]
>>24321541>>Apologize for not knowing what to do.>>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what that was about.>>Test to see if your vision has returned to normal.
>>24321541>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what that was about.Knowledge
>>24321560Do this, its a good list.
>>24321560>>>Apologize for not knowing what to do.>>>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what that was about.>>>Test to see if your vision has returned to normal.>>24321570bandwaggoning because it makes sense
>>24321560Eh, fuck it. This.
>>24321289Oh I'm sorry. I can't hear you over the STORM OF MY LOYALTY!
> Kingsley's devious plan on suptgwho archived this this early?
Faggot who doesn't know much about the Potterverse besides the first two movies here.Why does everyone hate Gryffindor? And whats the difference between all the other groups anyway? I understood it as Slytherin being the assholes, Hufflepuffs were the derps, and Ravenclaw was nonexistent.
>>24321560Go for it.
>>24321565I agree with you on the knowledge front. Everyone lives and dies based on knowledge. The more you know, the less fucked you are and, most importantly, the more fucked your enemies are.>>24321560I like you. Voting for this list.
>>24321541>Apologize for not knowing what to do.>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what that was about.
>>24321624>GryffindorfStupid headstrong 'brave'>SlytheringCrafty assholes>HufflepuffsNice kids, tools of the society>RavenclawSmart smarts.
>>24321624It's not that we hate Gryffindor.It's just that we had seven fucking books of Harry in Gryffindor.Let us do some less done house
>>24321624oldschool Gryffindor were shown to be kinda assholes later on [Harry's dad and co. were kinda dicks]Slytherin is kinda scummy, but Gryffindor had its share of asses.I wouldn't be opposed to any of the houses, except maybe Ravenclaw [theres already a HPquest with a ravenclaw protag at the moment]
>>24321624>Gryffindor is for COURAGE>Slytherin is for CUNNING>Ravenclaw is for INTELLIGENCE>Hufflepuff is for LOYALTYThat's how it should go, in theory, but in reality you get geniuses like Hermione in Gryffindor, moeblobs like Luna in Ravenclaw, ubermensch like Cedric in Hufflepuff, and dumbfucks like Crabbe and Goyle in Slytherin.People hate Gryffindor because they're jocks and most of the rest of us are nerds.
Hufflepuff or Gryffindor.Ravenclaw has a protag.Slytherin has too much bad blood in it. Harry's not going to be able to offset so much history, and looking at it Kiritsugu probably wouldn't be fond of the PTA nights either
Go to Hufflepuff.Nobody expects anything from anyone in Hufflepuff.We're going to be a fucking stealth bomber. Stealth...cutter. Stealth cutter of loyalty. I mean, not something that cuts loyalty, but something that is loyal and also cuts.Stealthily.
A thought! We need to find out if our Mystic Eyes have a different colour to what they did when they were normal eyes. If we don't have Lily's eyes any more then Snape might not hate us quite as much.
>>24321769Loyal Tactical Espionage Action (with adorable adopted sis) you mean?
>>24321753>Harry Potter Hufflepuff>Trained by Kiritsugu>Armed with the Eyes of Death PerceptionOH GOD MY SIDES AHAHAHAHAHWe need to do it just for the luls, man. THE LULS.
Question.Where did these stats for Kiritsugu come from? The skills and all that? Can we use them whenever we want. How do we know what they do.
We'll get to the Sorting Hat people. Give it some time.For a decision like that, we may need to have a runoff, pick off any of the stray Griffindor/ Ravenclaw votes. If we even end up at Hogwarts, which is not a certainty.
Looking at shit again, Harry is pretty Ravenclaw.> Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most."> Academics (Mundane) [INT] - E+> Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - EBest fucking stats.Also, too cunning for Gryffindor. Too compassionate for Slytherin
>>24321809This is totally not a playtest for a Nasuverse system I'm building. You are totally not my guinea pigs in this regard. Attributes and Skills are not rated from E (1) to EX+ (12), and adding the relevant stat to its skills does not give you a target number to roll under with 3d6.I have no idea what you're on about.
>>24321826>Best fucking stats.E is lowest.
>>24321860Fuck.Second lowest, m'bad.
>>24321860Lancer has E rank luck, E is worst
>>24321878ABCDFE?I think that's wrong.I think E is lowest here.
>>24321850I suspected something like this.GOOD.
>>24321786Actually, having Lily's eyes was his main motivation for helping Harry.
>>24321857Yeah but I think almost everyone has E rank academics at age of 10. Hermione probably has D, possibly C. It represents how much we've been taught, not out aptitude for it (I think).
>>24321860F is a special Rank that can't be an attribute, and cannot be bought down to. It exists only for Untrained skills when they need to be noted, or Circuit Quantity and Quality if you're not a magus.
>>24321826He could be Puff, seeing how he is compassionate and spiteful. Sounds like someone who is loyal, and will fuck with anyone who fucks with his friends.Ofcourse, that could be Slytherin too. Just because your loyal to your friends, doesn't mean you are honest.>Apologize for not knowing what to do>Worry if you'll never see your bestest friend sister Illya ever again.
>>24321860Please refer to >>24321826
>Hufflepuff values hard work, patience, justice, and loyaltySound like something Kerry would approve of.
>>24321850Ah, so how would that work as an example with Academics (Mundane) and INT? Do you add 9 to your INT score (9 + 8) or is it something else?Also I never thought Harry was that spiteful.
>>24321899I always thought Lily's eyes caused him to hate Harry; after all, every time he sees them he's reminded of the girl he loved who ditched him cause he insulted her, and then later on the girl he loved who married another man and who he indirectly killed.
>>24321969We chose to pick spiteful as one of our character traits earlier on. I believe it was in the first thread.
>>24321971In Snape's flashback, Dumbledore manages to convince Snape to continue helping him after Lily is killed by telling him Harry has Lily's eyes.
>>24321969Your Academics (Mundane) rank is E+, which is a 2. Your intelligence is a B+, which is an 8. You add these together to get the target number for those checks, which is 10.
>>24322025> Academics (Mundane) [INT] - E+> Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - EAhem
>>24322000Yes but it also makes him hate Harry when he actually sees him. He constantly sees the woman he loved looking out of the face of the man he hated.
>>24321923I'd certainly love to join any not-games that won't-happen in the future not-bearing the not-fruit of this not-test.
>>24322000I remember that, but I still believed that it would be more of an irritant then a helpful cause; imagine the women you love marries someone else, you get them both killed, and then 11 years later some kid shows up who has no idea what he's supposed to do, succeeds anyway, and looks like your love.Keep in mind that Lily is, afaik, brilliant. As in, top five witches in HW brilliant, and capable of constructing some type of blood-oriented defense that can block the attack of an incredibly powerful dark lord. Does this sound like Harry did?
>>24322058you and 90% of this thread
>>24322042E+ is Better than E.E is a 1. 1+8=9 (Target Number for Magecraft)E+ is a 2. 2+8=10 (target Number for Mundane)I put the target numbers first for convenience.
Slytherin is cunning. We've demonstrated with fairly well in our Dursley interactions, and our dislike of humanity fits fairly well.Gryffindor values bravery. We're not cowards (see Werewolf), but we're not really the "charge in blindly" type (also see Werewolf). We're too pragmatic for that.Ravenclaw: We certainly seem knowledge-hungry. We've signed ourselves for a Training Hell apprenticeship for the sake of learning magecraft: That seems to support this is as a house. Unfortunately, it's presently occupied by another quest's protagonist.Hufflepuff: We're extremely loyal to Kiritsugu and the rest of the Einzberns, and loyalty is the primary Hufflepuff trait. On the other hand, we don't fit the house otherwise: Hufflepuffs are generally kind and respectful of authority. We'll probably be cutting lines on members of the Ministry before this is over.I think Slytherin is the best match, after Ravenclaw. We can begin reforms there, if possible. If not, we can simply terrify them all into submission.
>>24322042The lower the roll the better you are.
So Professor Chaos, what do you have to say to my accusation that this geometry problem cannot be solved without one more piece of information (unless we're supposed to physically measure p or q)?
>>24322085Oh, the Skills include the Attribute stat already, my bad.
>>24322104We are respectful of the only member of authority that does anything, and we do have compassion as a character fl...I mean trait.
>>24322112What's the question?
"Sorry..." you say, disappointed in yourself. "I just... I'm not used to people talking at me like that."Kiritsugu rubs your hair. "Harry, you're ten. And he's a politician. The entire point was for you to not know what you were doing, so he could exploit you.""Yeah, but what was that all about?" you ask. "Why me? Why not some other mage raised among mundanes?""Probably because of who you are." His hand lifts from your head. "Kingsley lent me a book the other day about wizarding history. Apparently, when the last major Dark Lord tried to kill you with his Murder spell, you bounced it right back at him." There is a pause in which you imagine him frowning. "Not that anyone knows how. Or was there to see it in the first place...""So that man," Illya spits, "was here because he wanted Harry to do what he wanted?""No," Kiritsugu responseds succinctly. "He was testing me. And I think I've shown him who I want to show him - letting you act mostly independent of me, but intervening to show that I'm not going to let you be taken advantage of. That I agreed with his ideas should help in that regard."He sighs. "Bloody politics means I've got to keep him friendly until the paperwork goes through.""I see," you lie, "And speaking of sight, I wonder if mine's back to normal..."You remove the bandages, and...>[Roll 3d6]
Rolled 2, 4, 6 = 12>>24322196OH FUCKING BOY TIME FOR CRITICAL FAILURE
Rolled 5, 6, 1 = 12>>24322196
>>24322187I think it's "Solve for everything"
Rolled 6, 3, 6 = 15>>24322196WHOO!
Rolled 1, 3, 1 = 5>>24322219Thanks, nig.Wait, is high good or bad?
Rolled 5, 1, 6 = 12>>24322196Dice, don't kill me now!>Rolled 6, 6, 6 = 18
>>24322242whoops, forgot to take off the dice.
>>24322242I believe it's low roll.
>>24322242low.low is good.Everyone stop rolling now
>>24322210>>24322216>>24322219Welp, we're boned. Nice knowing ya Harry, ya just blew your own brains out. Shiki eyes have a drawback son. A pitty you found that out in much too hard of a way.
>>24322210>>24322216>>24322219Total failure, get ready for TRAUMA!As soon as we have Mystic Eye Killers we have to hug Ilya for not looking like what our eyes showed us.
Rolled 6, 3, 3 = 12>>24322265Harry's got Ryougi eyes, not Tohno crap. He's just going to freak out for a bit.
Rolled 6, 6, 2 = 14>>24322196Rejoice, dice.
>>24322284I THOUGHT I TOOK THESE FUCKING THINGS OFF
>>24322284Freak out in the way reading the books in CoC makes you freak out. Getting your brains exploded might have been a kind mercy going on my logic.
>>24322315Akasha's a hell of a drug.
Rolled 1, 6, 1 = 8TOO MUCH REJOICING, OH GOD
>>24322284I'm not sure we have either Shiki's eyes. Ryougi's origin changed to " " or Void, not to death, when her SHIKI personality died (it was originally Conflict) and she immediately got her eyes. We had the origin of Death since at least when Voldy Avada Kedavra'd us, and our eyes didn't activate for almost a decade.
Rolled 5, 4, 4 = 13>>24322285REJOICE Harry Potter, your eyes will finally kill you!
>>24322376The question is whether we ever died from the AK. Did Lily's ward deflect everything, or did Harry refuse the spell because of his Origin, or something in between?
>>24322424I think it makes more sense that the spell got deflected because of Lily's sacrifice, but it still hit us hence the scar. This meant we came closer to death than should be possible without dying and defined our life, thus making it our Origin. We probably had something completely different for our first year of life.
Rolled 1, 6, 5 = 12>>24322196HAHA, TIME FOR HUEHUEHUE!Wait, this isn't a Papa Nurgle quest!...Oh well!
>>24322354Oh you have no idea. It's like every drug at once, in less than a minute. It's equal parts tripping balls and pure soul consuming horror.
[MYSTIC EYE LORE SKILL RATING: E][LUCK SKILL RATING: B][PARAMETERS: LOWEST OF FIRST FIVE][TARGET NUMBER: 8 | ROLLED 5][SUCCESS | PARTIAL CRITICAL!]You see everything in the room that is fated to die.The wall falls down, collapsing into dust and sand. The ceiling would have crushed you, but it too crumbles, raining dried up plaster and rotten wood chips. The pictures in the frames wither and die, the smiling faces of Kiritsugu and Irisviel standing with a blonde man and woman brown and fall into ash. The foundation of the house cracks, erosion taking its toll upon concrete. The vase in which Irisviel keeps flowers falls to the ground as Heracles runs joyfully into the room, jumping ontop of Illya and licking at her face, trailing mud accross the hardwood. You turn to them, and all you see is the smiling image of a girl and her big, friendly dog.No death.You blink.That last one was real! Not a figment.You rejoice with this knowledge, and begin laughing. Kiritsugu and Illya exchange looks, and turn to you, concerned."Harry, are you okay?" Illya asks.You turn to her. You see the lines, and you can even see the faint traces of what lies beyond them, but only if you concentrate hard upon them. They are there, and they are disturbing, but things do not fall apart - they remain intact.You...>REJOICE! Your vision has returned to normal.>REJOICE! You don't think you'll be needing your glasses again.>REJOICE! The death is gone! THE DEATH IS GONE!>Calmly explain that your eyes are normal again.>[Other]
>>24322615>Calmly explain that your eyes are normal again."sort of. I can turn it on and off kinda."
>>24322615>REJOICE! The death is gone! THE DEATH IS GONE!I mean, we are ten here guys.
>>24322615>REJOICE! The death is gone! THE DEATH IS GONE!Hug people!I would still like some Mystic Eye Killers though.
>>24322615It is time to REJOICE!
>>24322615>REJOICE! The death is gone! THE DEATH IS GONE!...for now.
>>24322615>>REJOICE! The death is gone! THE DEATH IS GONE!After making fools of ourselves, cough and>>Calmly explain that your eyes are normal again.
>>24322615>You rejoice with this knowledgeI hate you all.>>Calmly explain that your eyes are normal again.Seriously, fuck this gay earthHufflepuff will die. All your fault.
>>24322724Why do you hate roleplaying?
>>24322707>>>REJOICE! The death is gone! THE DEATH IS GONE!>After making fools of ourselves, cough and>>>Calmly explain that your eyes are normal again.This seems like the most character-consistent choice. Harry is a responsible little runt, but he's also goofy and naive.
>>24322615>REJOICE! The death is gone! THE DEATH IS GONE!I can rejoice to this!Also yes, please furnish us with Mystic Eye killers with all haste. Our poor ten-year-old brain can't take another episode like that.
>>24322615>REJOICE! The death is gone! THE DEATH IS GONE!>But I still want the glasses in case it comes back.
>>24322724Someone needs more yuetsu in their life.
>>24322615>REJOICE but only a little. Your vision has returned to what vaguely passes as normal for you.We're still seeing those lines, so the death's still here, We're still going to want those glasses for if (when) things get weird again.
>>24322741What do you mean? Our shitty rolls have damned everyone in Hogwarts at some point in the future.I guess we should let Harry have as much fun as possible until he goes full Kotomine.
>>24322780What on earth are you talking about? He took the lowest of the original five rolls.I.e >>24322242
>>24322615[x]REJOICE! Your vision has returned to normal.[x]REJOICE! You don't think you'll be needing your glasses again.[x]REJOICE! The death is gone! THE DEATH IS GONE!There is no one REJOICE, all must REJOICE!
>>24322805Oh shit, I read that as three rolls. And that was my roll.Never mind, then.
>>24322780What shitty rolls? We succeeded just now.>>24322615>[TARGET NUMBER: 8 | ROLLED 5]>[SUCCESS | PARTIAL CRITICAL!]
>>24322780In this quest, lower is better.
>>24322849And yet the /tg/ dice still fuck with us. No matter what, ya can't seem to win. They always want to fail you.
>>24322849Well, yeah, I got that. I forgot that it was lowest out of five, though. I accidentally saved Harry.
>>24322879Eh? We got a 1/3/1 on d6. How is that bad?
>>24322879But... they didn't, we're fine.
>>24322615>>smiling image of a girl and her big, friendly dog.Altrouge + Primate Murder
>>24322921We were getting 12's and 15's for most of em. But we WANT low rolls. Also, OP cut us a break in using first 5 instead of first 3. Had he not broadened the search a bit we'd have been fucked.
>>24323125UhNo, it's Ilya and Heracles
>>24323174Or is it???????
You laugh.And laugh.And laugh.And cry. And hug Illya. And Kiritsugu too. But mostly Illya, because Kiritsugu isn't all that huggy a person."The death is gone!" you rejoice. "The death is gone! The death is gone! It's gone! It's gone! Itsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgoneitsgone"Illya headbutts you. "Harry, you're being just a bit hysterical.""Sorry," you apologize, rubbing your nose. "But the death is gone! I can actually look at things without them falling to tiny bloody pieces and...""It's okay Harry," she says, "it's okay.""If you can no longer see death," Kiritsugu rubs his chin, "then what do you see now?""The lines are still there," you say, "But... they aren't dying - they're just sort of hanging there, like a...It is at that point that Heracles decides that he has had enough of you stealing his human away from him. He leaps at you, and tackles you to the floor, deciding that if you have stolen his human from him, he was going to steal you from her. It takes one lick to cover your face in dog spittle, but he just doesn't stop.You...>Play with Heracles and Illya until it's time to leave>Struggle to get out from under Heracles [ROLL 3D6]>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu if he could remove Heracles from on top of you.>[Other]
>>24323246>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu if he could remove Heracles from on top of you.The lines are still there. We know what would happen of we accidentally touched one.
>>24323246>Play with Heracles and Illya until it's time to leaveTime for some FUN AND GAMES.
>>24323246Haha, miss the roll and THE DOG DIES
>>24323271We can only use lines if we cut them, and I doubt we're carrying a knife on us right now.
>>24323246>Play with Heracles and Illya until it's time to leave
>>24323246>Play with Heracles and Illya until it's time to leaveIn before we kill the pooch playing fetch.
Rolled 3, 1, 4 = 8>>24323246>Struggle to get out from under Heracles [ROLL 3D6]Hopefully we don't accidently kill him while doing this.
I'll be back in a few, gonna grab some grub.
>>24323130I think we burned luck for it.OP did that burn luck?
Rolled 1, 1, 4 = 6>>24323246>>Play with Heracles and Illya until it's time to leaveI want to get off the suffering ride.>>24323289Harry didn't use a knife to kill the railing.>>24323279>miss the roll and THE DOG DIESLET'S DO THIS
>>24323246>Ask Kerry to get the dog off of usWe can't risk killing the dog guys. Illya won't like us much after that, neither will Kerry. He sees just how serious business these eyes are and he'll kill us.>>24323289Nails count dude. You can use them to cut the lines in a pinch, or by accident.
>>24323307Is heracles really a disguised Nemean Lion, to be used as the catalyst for Herakles summoning.>>24323316Na, we got a 1/3/1 roll and made it.
So, how did Iri survive the 4th HGW? How did Kiritsugu get Ilya back? How are they living a normal life not covered in assassins sent by Acht? Why is Kotomine in England not watching and waiting for another chance with Angry Manjew? Why isn't Gilgamesh with him waving his naked dongle around as is his wont? What happened to Shirou? How and why does Harry Potter have Shiki's eyes?
>>24323342http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Harry%20Potter%20Nasuverse%20QuestI am a spoonfeeding machine, apparently.
>>24323342All of this has one answer:Avenger never happened in the third.
>>24323342read the threads. duh.Most of that is because the war went differently. No avenger in the third means no corrupt grail, Kerry wishes for his family instead of peace, and everything is generally brighter.Shirou is presumably still mundane with his old folks in japan, not that it matters since we're in Britain
>>24323342Angry Manjew was never summoned in the third war, thus the Grail was never corrupted. Bro-tier prototype Gil was summoned instead of normal dickbag Gil and had hot steamy sex with Arturia, Kerry won the war and presumably wished to have his family back. Thus, no horrible fire so Shirou is still living a normal life with his birth parents, having never met Kerry.As for the eyes, we had a choice of several options when determining our Origin. We chose DEATH.
>>24323338Yes but on the fouth roll up untilll now OP has been taking the first three only.Are we just that pityful.
>>24323342The grail isn't corrupt in this universe, so the Gilgamesh who got summoned is Fate/prototype Archer who is almost as bro tier as Iskander. This probably mean Kotomine never got turned full yuetsu because evil Gil wasn't going on at him.Also Saber and Gilgamesh spent the night before their final duel breaking a bed to splinters.It's likely that Kiritsugu decided to wish to have Iri back.
>>24323342Basically, Avenger was never summoned so the Grail was never corrupted. Kerry "won" the Fourth War and let Saber make her wish, which was apparently to redo her life by ruling openly as a woman rather than pretend to be a man, which apparently set up a chain of events to create Potterverse parallel to Nasuverse.
>>24323342Just what do you think Kerry wished for? Magic, I ain't gotta explain shit.Grail was also untainted, Angry Manjew never got summoned period, so the Gil that got summoned in the 4th was more in line with how he ended his life after hanging with Enkidu. That dude, he really mellowed him out. Thus, Kotomine never learned how to REJOICE! Or if he did, he learnt a small amount of it and not the full on version he really is. Also, Kerry is damn sure he managed to score with Saber, who changed history to match the Saber Lilly timeline of events. So she got happy end too. This would also explain the Merlin connection as when things go differently, you get a different future.Harry's origin is death. MEoDP is actually quite logical given that origin.No idea with Shirou. 4th war had happy ending, so his parents and all the other orphans are still very much alive. He isn't a concern as of yet. If we ever go to the clock tower there is a small chance of meeting him though. I assume he still gets bitches without trying after reading that Magical Girl Illya manga.I spoonfeed, but oh well, I love exposition.
>>24323456Remember, Merlin is the founder of Hogwarts. This nigger was/is up to something.
>>24323484Merlin is ALWAYS up to something. Fucker is almost as bad as Zelretch, in spite of the fact that he's long dead.
>>24323525>Not knowing Merlin is ZelretchHe faked his death and taught Arturia because he's a pervert, and what better way to admire such a beautiful woman?
So everything in the universe is Merlin/Zelretch's fault?
>>24323368That has already been given earlier in the thread. That just starts with the beginning of the quest. None of the mechanics behind it, nor the alterations to either universe are explained.>>24323379That's a pretty hilariously massive change, given that it changes absolutely everything about F/Z and F/SN. Who won the third war then? What dirty trick did the Einzbern's do? Why did they decide to bring in Kiritsugu? If Kerry did win, why wasn't his wish granted? If it was granted, why is the world the same? How is Kotomine still alive? Why is Kerry worried about Ilya being a Grail if he already won?
>>24323484>>24323525At least they aren't totally evil in their plotting. They do shit for the lulz, not for to inspire maximum pain and suffering to rejoice over.>>24323560Yeah, pretty much.
>>24323560YESAnnoying shit starts happening with no rational explanation? Blame Zelretch. But not out loud, he might be listening.
>>24323568Nevermind, fuck it. Too much has been changed. A Kerry that isn't consumed by his quest? That's not Kerry.
>>24323568Wow, you are truly the King of Not Reading Shit.
>>24323568>That just starts with the beginning of the quest. None of the mechanics behind it, nor the alterations to either universe are explained.Yes because the entire plot must be explained in the first post of a quest obviously. We're clearly meant to pick up what happened based on clues that will emerge over time.
>>24323568Wow, read the fucking threads, nigger. He wished for his family not for peace.
>>24323568>If Kerry did win, why wasn't his wish granted?he changed his wish. he wanted his wife back.The first interlude has him thinking >fuck your old ideals your family is more importantor something.>why is the world the same? It's not. king arthur doesn't exist. King Altria, however, does. and also potterverse magic is still around
>>24323617>CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT CAN'T HAPPEN
>>24323617Well he's still the magus killer. He still executes heretical mages for money. But when given the choice between truly fulfilling his ideal while losing his family, or to keep striving for them with his family, he chose the latter.The Grail War also apparently went down in a pretty Noblebright manner, that could have changed his character to the point of valuing his family more than the fulfillment of his ideal.
>>24323735I'm all for character development, but hamfisted attempts to cram every element of a universe together in fanfiction are stupid as hell. They destroy the integrity of the characters, rendering the point moot. This isn't a story about Harry Potter thrust into the Nasuverse, it's a story about an amalgamation of Shirou/Harry/Shiki meeting people named after characters from F/SN.
>>24323849If you don't like it, fine, that's your choice, but no need to shitpost. We're trying to play here.
>>24323849There is no need for you to continue following this quest then. All you have to do is leave.
>>24323849its currently internally consistant. who gives a fuck
>>24323814Hell, he'd still do it for free but someone has to bring home the bacon and those sealing designation contracts have hefty rewards attached to them. Might as well kill two birds with one stone. Save lives they will take in the future by ending them now by any means necessary, get massive amounts of money. It all works out in the end.>>24323876Well put Kotomine.
>>24323849Bro clam it's okay.
>>24323849Your autism is showing.
Quickly professor chaos, give us an update to end this derail.
The funny thing is that the Harry we're roleplaying is nothing like either Shiki OR Shirou. Harry (as we're playing him) has consistently appealed to authority figures around him and relied on other people without any feeling of guilt, whereas Shiki is basically the opposite of all of that and Shirou is a braindamaged nutcase that would have been dressing up like Kerry by now.This Harry isn't exactly the Harry from the books, but he's sure as fuck not anything like a Nasu protag.
>>24324021You mean just short of a full mental breakdown that makes the world a darker place?Oh wait that Evangelion isnt it?
>>24324021Oh but the brain damage will come soon enough my friend. We be in a world with both Death Eaters AND Dead Apostles. The potential for horror and trauma, it is great. It is also likely to happen at some point. Poor Harry, the world is gonna break his heart.
>>24324092Death Eaters are weak dumbasses. What we need to worry about is dementors. They literally feed on trauma, and are now in a universe with Nasu protags
>>24324071Harry Potter doesn't get mental breakdowns until the Sixth book. He's pretty safe to man up in that time.
>>24324104So we're agreed? Dementors are on our "Dotstab on sight" list right?
>>24324092>Implying we aren't going to punch the world in the face until it stops sucking with our STYLISH MAGICAL CAPIOERA FISTSNigga do you even pose?
>>24324129Are dementors even mortal?By the way, what's Harry's Patronum gonna be? Will it stay as Elk or whatever or will we get something sillier?
>>24324129No, I think we should attempt to reason with them.
>>24324129yes.Can we train our Expelliarmus to dotstab as well?
>>24324142We'll find out when it becomes relevant. We're still almost four years away from then.
>>24324145Spells aren't sharp. I don't think you can with them.Now Sectumsempra, that's a spell MADE for MEoDP.
>>24324137>Punch the idea of despair's line>It snaps
>>24324145theres a cutting spell already thatwe can use
>>24324142>We get Kerry as a patronaus
>>24324151Just wondering. Stags are pretty fucking cool, anyway.
>>24324129Yes, hell fucking yes. We will stab their point of death first chance we get. That ought to teach them not to fuck with us. Dead Apostles are also on this list for me. I don't want the Satsuki end. Zels a cool guy, a troll, but he's not out to really hurt people. And Arc is adorable, but the others were dicks and I don't trust them for shit.>>24324145Expelliarmus is more of a "force push" kind of move. It can't stab anything, thus can't trigger the Dot and ice a fucker so hard he dies to death.
>>24324174And stags can CUT STUFF WITH THEIR HORNS!Its perfect.
>>24324142>>24324142>are dementors even mortal?It's.....complicated.>Harry casts patronus>The Dursley's burning house erupts from his wand
>>24324104Actually, being horribly traumatized is the best defense against dementors. It's the happiness that they eat.
>>24324207>Waver learns Patronus>Crits>Summons Broskander again.
>>24324239YES.WE MUST TEACH HIM.
>>24324142>Are dementors even mortal?MEoDP will still work even on "Immortal" creatures, provided they still have a theoretical "death" that you could cause. Hence why its still effective against Dead Apostles and Arcuied (even if it won't put her down for good because Gaia is a bitch). Dementors are ooga-booga scary, but they ain't no Arcuied.
>>24324239Heroic Spirits are now confirmed to be Patronuses(i?).
>>24324201>And stags can CUT STUFF WITH THEIR HORNS!YOU MEAN STAB, RIGHT?THEY HAVE BRANCHING HORNS, AND THAT MEANS THEY CAN STAB A LOT OF TIMES.TEAR AND STABTEAR AND STAB YOUR DOTS
>>24324282YOU ARE HUGETHEREFORE YOU HAVE HUGE DOTSPOKE AND STAB
>>24324291god damn it i laughed hard at this and my roomate gave me a wtf look when i did it.
>>24324301Just throw some of your spaghetti at him and everything will be cool again
>>24324237There is no real defense. Best defense is actually be like Kerry or Shirou (i.e. Possess "The Mind of Steel"). Obsession or fanatical belief are about the only things that'll keep you from flat out killing yourself once they REALLY start to chow down. Kerry found a way out of the Cursed grail because of his ideal, drowned in all the evils of the world, his ideal kept him sane enough to make a decision.Getting munched on by a dementor is like that. You just can't feel or even really remember anything that has a positive emotion connected to it. They eat your joy, your happiness, your any pleasant sounding emotion. Leaving you as naught but a pile of pure despair. Canon Kotomine would certainly REJOICE! to it.
>>24324327>You are now imagining Kotomine riding a chariot made out of Dementors.
>>24324327I'm betting our Origin would help us out there.Oh whats that Mr Dementor? Despair? FUCK YOUR DESPAIR, I AM DEATH, DESTROYER OF WORLDS. GET STABBED.
>>24324361Oh god. OH NO.Kirei must never discover Dementors, for the sake of the world.
>>24324327>kerry enters Azkaban >New drinking buddies
>>24324361I lol'd. I actually imagined him strolling through Azkaban like a boss, the dementors unable to really affect him because all the suffering around him is making him rejoice so hard they can't drain him fast enough.>>24324408He's probably too busy killing them to learn much about them. We must make sure things stay that way.
>>24324207Oh god... While it wouldn't work too well for a patronus, I just imagined that as a Riddiculus spell. Y'know, the one that makes Boggarts not scary anymore?Speaking of Boggarts, what's our fear now? Kiritsugu finding out what we did to his daughter? Or Iri finding out what we did to her daughter?This can only go awesome.
>>24324523>Iri finding out what we did to her daughterShe would tell us we're doing it wrong, give us instruction and lock us in a closet
>>24324542After making sure there were absolutely no contraceptives.
>>24324542Pretty much. She's so enthusiastic about everything. And I know she wants grandkids. She achieves all of her goals with that plan.
>>24324542>Closet has a spell to prevent us from coming out till we've done it proper
"Alright, alright..." you pet Heracles. "If that's how you want to play..."You bring your arm around the big fellow's neck, and attempt to use what meager leverage you can muster to turn the tables on Illya's dog. Careful not to touch any of the lines crawling about the overgrown puppy's fur, you do one of the reverse holds that Kiritsugu taught you. You muster forth just enough force to send Heracles and yourself into a barrel roll around the floor.Too much, in fact. You're right back where you started.Illya giggles. You pout."You kids have fun," Kiritsugu says, shaking his head. "Iri and I will come get you when it's time to leave."Its about an hour after Illya joins the rough housing with a tackle-hug to Heracles that Irisviel comes around to tell you that it's time to go. You don't take Kiri's Beamer, or even the fixed up old Chevy he keeps for discretionary work. Instead, the four of you are picked up by Mr. Shacklebolt and several dangerous looking fellows in the most ridiculous clothes you've ever seen. The cars they brought are nondescript, and seem to be bigger on the inside than they are on the outside.It's a half hour drive to this rickety old pub called the Leaky Cauldron. Kingsley shows the three of you in; you and Illya get in fine, but Kiri seems conflicted and almost angry at the pub, and has to keep Iri from turning back at the entrance.Once inside, you...>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what was wrong.>Stick like glue to your escort.>Wonder why everyone seems to be staring at you.>[Other]
>>24324612>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what was wrong.>Stick to Illya like glue
>>24324612Like the strongest glue
>>24324612>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what was wrong.I wonder if his "Too many mages in one place, what the fuck is this shit, DANGER DANGER" is acting up.
>>24324627Do this please, we're compassionate but people staring doesn't do good things for us.
>>24324612>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what was wrong.>Wonder why everyone seems to be staring at you.
>>24324523Also, we didn't do a damn thing to Illya except maybe accidentally grope her. We already resolved it, Kerry's cool for now.>>24324612Why not all of the above? All are logical and can be done at the same time.
>>24324612>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what was wrong.No one post that image. You know the one. We don't need more derails.
>>24324612>you and Illya get in fine, but Kiri seems conflicted and almost angry at the pub, and has to keep Iri from turning back at the entrance.Ilya has Potterverse magic but Iri and Kerry are repelled by muggle repelling charms?
>>24324612>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what was wrong.It's never a good sign if Kiri's dangersense is going off.
>>24324523>Speaking of Boggarts, what's our fear now?What we saw when Ilya danced in front of us when our eyes were acting up.
>>24324627I'll throw in behind this
>>24324667>>24324660Ooooh, too slow.
>>24324612Ask Kiri what's wrong.
>>24324681Well, Iri is.Kiritsugu has a high enough discernment, and has dealt with enough mages, that its attempts to dispel his interest in the building only serve to annoy him.
>>24324753Or they probably just sense the enchantments as bounded fields, like the Dursley house and are just trying to figure out if its dangerous or not.Man, they're going to have a tough time getting ANYWHERE in Potterverse.
>>24324612>Ask Mr. Kiritsugu what was wrong.
>>24324807Good thing Kerry's skills still translate pretty good. Hard to land a spell on a guy using Time Alter and guns work just fine on a potterverse mage. More than just fine even, they're faster than a spell if you have a quick draw, and if anyone has a quick draw...
>>24324612All of the above.
Everyone's eyes are on you as you enter the pup. The weight of their gaze pushes down upon you, strengthened by the lines that dance across their bodies. Morbid glimpses into the myriad ways they could perish give the stares a malevolence that is just beginning to freak you the fuck out. But now is not the time for you to lose your cool - not on your first day outside of the von Einzbern's place since your coma. So you do what comes naturally.You grab Illya's hand, and try to make yourself as small as possible. Many of the patrons d'awww, before going back to their drinks.You look towards Kiritsugu, who is nearly as fidgety in the place as you are, though he shows it a lot differently. His eyes dart about the pub, searching for possible escape routes, his hands twitch towards his holsters, wanting to arm themselves with one of the guns that he slipped by Kingsley. He's holding Irisviel rather closely, as if ready to push her towards safety at a moment's notice."Mr. Kiritsugu, what's wrong?" you whisper, as Kingsley talks to the bartender."Harry, I have a test for you," he responds, his voice flatter than normal. "As my apprentice, you need to learn my skills, the most crucial of which is observation. If you are unaware of what your enemies are doing, you can not counter it." He takes a short breath. "Now, tell me. How many wands, mystic codes, or other weapons do you see within this room."You...>Ask why that's important.>Throw out a random number.>Try to see how many you can find. [ROLL 3D6]>[Other]
Rolled 3, 6, 4 = 13>>24325088>Try to see how many you can find. [ROLL 3D6]Time to make our mentor proud.
Rolled 6, 1, 3 = 10>>24325088>Try to see how many you can find. [ROLL 3D6]The answer is LOTS.
Rolled 2, 2, 3 = 7>>24325088>Try to see how many you can find. [ROLL 3D6]
Rolled 6, 5, 4 = 15>>24325088Time to do a Nijama Scan!>How many can you find
Rolled 5, 4, 5 = 14>>24325088>Try to see how many you can find. [ROLL 3D6]Somewhere between many and all of them, right?
Rolled 5, 6, 3 = 14>>24325088>Try to see how many you can find. [ROLL 3D6]"Toomany"
Rolled 3, 5, 5 = 13>>24325088>Try to see how many you can find. [ROLL 3D6]
Rolled 4, 3, 1 = 8>>24325088>Try to see how many you can find. [ROLL 3D6]
Rolled 1, 6, 3 = 10>>24325088Bracing for hue
Holy shit we're boned.
>>24325145This roll should be fine.
>>24325166>>24325145 roll a 7, which is pretty damn good, and it's within the first 3 rolls. We should be good.And it's not like its a life or death roll like the CAN'T TURN OFF MYSTIC EYES roll.
>>24325145nice job saving our asses at the last second.
>>24325192>tfw we get assassinated because of this
>>24325209The average of 3d6 is 10.5, we got a 7, lower is better.We're FINE, unless are target number is abominably low for some damn reason.
>>24325258>are>meant to say ourbrb committing sudoku
>>24325258This is a roll to see how many we find. Low means we find a good amount and impress Kerry a bit. High means we missed a lot of major shit and he gives us a stern talking to.
>>24325088>enter the pupThat's an unfortunate typo.Well, I'm for seeing how many we can find. Everyone else already rolled, so I'll just throw my vote in.
>>24325088Time for Magus sherlock scan.
>>24325389Glad to see you're a fan of those works as well. Sherlock is one hell of a role model. Observant, smart, logical. Now if only he was better in social situations...
>>24325389[DISCERNMENT SKILL RATING - F][INTELLIGENCE RATING: B+][TARGET NUMBER: 8 | ROLL: 7][SUCCESS!]"Uh..." you say, your eyes darting around the room. Most people at the bar seem to have a wand in their back pocket - some small amount have two. There were... you count it out... forty seven people in he restaurant and the pub, some of them were bound to have two... you can't see all of them though..."Everyone's armed..." you say, telling him the one thing that you know that is true. "And some people have two wands on them. I can only count three, at the bar, but I can't get a good enough view at anyone in the restaurant."Kiritsugu nods."And that's what's wrong," he mutters. "This many magi together in one place, everyone would be at eachother's throats to steal their knowledge." He pauses for a moment. "And you should start paying attention to the way that people are standing - if you look at them properly, you'll be able to see the shift's in stance that show that people are hiding weapons. There are 63 wands in this room, and 15 knives."[SKILL UP: DISCERNMENT SKILL RATING - E+]After Kingsley finishes talking with the barman - Tom, his name was - you are taken out to the back. Kingsley taps on one of the bricks, and they seem to fold, much in the way that Illya's alchemy recreated the wall back at the hospital. An archway is formed, giving you a view into a crammed, brightly colored street. Lines dance over everything, even the air.Kingsley takes you to...>Gringotts>Flourish and Blott>Eeylops>Ollivander's>[Other][Last post for this evening.]
>>24325634>GringottsTO THE BANK, ACQUIRE DOSH
>>24325634Gringotts because first year Hogwartts shit is expensive.
>>24325634LODSAMONETo gringotts, obviously
>>24325634Gringotts, we need to acquire funds first before we get our shit.Going to be continuing later professor?
>>24321171>those ten secondsDude, he was badass for THE ENTIRE SEVENTH YEAR, it just happened out of focus.Neville would have done it in three books.
>>24325634Gringots. If harry has that fat load of dosh that he had waiting for him in the first book I'm gonna be one happy camper. Too bad he's a bit young to ask Kerry about things like Contenders, AK's, and the like.
>>24321277Probably ate some pineapple salad she made him, too. And carried her picture in his wallet. And volunteered at St. Mungo's during his summers.
>>24325634Gringotts.Magic Loan Time.
>>24325634GringottsI wanna see the Einzberns' faces when they realize we're fucking loaded.
>>24325745>LoanWe may be living with the Einsberns now, but we're still Harry Fucking Potter. We have our parents' inheritance.
>>24325745I would be against taking out a loan without a flow of cash first. Banksters are bad enough, magic banksters? Might as well owe money to the mob.Debt=Slavery if you can't pay it off. If you can it is a tool like any other, but a dangerous one if used improperly. No matter what, the bankster will always be doing pic related. They will get their money, trust me.
>>24325726If we have the canon amount of PotterDosh, we are going to go fucking WILD with Mystic Codes. Sure it'll be expensive, but we could probably recoup some of the expenses by selling our shitty prototypes at Hogwarts, since Potter mages don't seem too great at creating custom Mystic Codes.Hell, maybe team up with the Weasley twins for ULTIMATE ITEM CREATION SHENANIGANS.
>>24325873Oh god this will lead to terrible thingsI approve entirely
>>24325873>team up with the Weasley twinsmy god, the shenanigans this will produce if done right will be triple amazing. I fucking love the twins, they're the best.
>>24325873Best part? We don't give a shit and are happy to use tech. I'm thinking Prana Generators and magical hacking. How about you?Or just some novelties if we're going to be selling them off. Don't want to give potential enemies anything *too* useful.And yes, we will partner up with the twins if we can. The sheer amount of GENIUS those guys had. Our partnership, it will go far.
>>24325873>Weasley twins>With a Magus to show them how to SCIENCE>Who can also Dotstab walls and stuff to create escape routesNo one at Hogwarts will be safe.
>>24325989That's exactly the point. Don't want to rely on the dotstab too much though. They trace it back to us they'll make us pay em' back for the damages. Harry might be loaded, but it's just like having like a billion bucks. It's a lot of money to be sure, but you'd be surprised how quickly you can spend it all...Also, I'm pretty sure we can kill the ghosts. Gotta be careful not to do that.
>>24326054We need to dotstab Mr.Binns and get a decent history teacher as quickly as possibleMaybe we can get dumbly-snore to stand in for a while
>>24326070Harry isn't a murderhobo. Worst he'd do to Binns is weaken his chair or something. He'd only kill him if he became a direct threat to his life.
>>24326110Is death by boredom a valid threat to his life?
>>24326054>I'm pretty sure we can kill the ghosts.Oh god this question is going to be eating at me until we see one.Can you kill that which has already died?Oh, and who wants to bet that all the ghosts fucking LOVE us because we've got Death as our origin. Can you say "school-wide ghost spy network"?
>>24326110Binns is already dead. He is literally a ghost teaching history, but only the same bits over and over
>>24326147Yes, because MEoDP will kill the "concept" of being a ghost. They'll just completely disappear.
>>24326172The ghosts still had things they treasured and did. We fuck with that. If he really pisses us off we inform him of the presence of that dot on his body, and what will happen if we "accidentally" stab it. Put the fear of death back into something that's already dead! Now that's getting philosophical.
>>24325969>>24325989As much as I love the idea of Harry making and selling magitek to the students of Hogwarts, I'm pretty sure that the entire campus of Hogwarts is so heavily enchanted it fucks with electronics-based technology.
I don't get the hate for Binns, I mean this is a guy so hardcore his reaction to dying was to simply not give a fuck and keep on teaching. I mean he is boring, but most teenagers find history boring anyway.
>>24326232But maybe not magic electronics...
>>24326232We can use magic to undo it's fuckery. Nasuverse mages know SCIENCE! There is a reason the enchantments fuck with tech, we will find it, and we will counter it so we can have e-mail with Illya and Kerry instead of having to wait for that damned owl!
>>24326235Dude needs to get some life into his teaching. Like the one time he had an attentive class because he was teaching a really cool part of history. Because it had to do with something mean in history.
>>24326269Kiritsugu, probably, but you say that like Ilya isn't going to insist on coming with.
Rolled 4, 2, 5 = 11>>24326269>e-mail with IllyaIllya has been registered as a wizard child. I place 30-1 bets that she'll be going to Hogwarts too.Still, texting each other quiz answers might be useful
>>24326316>implying we won't come up with a spell that lets us communicate telepathically.
>>24326232When I say "SCIENCE" I don't necessarily mean technology. That was more a reference to the way a Magus learns magic and creates new spells through experimentation, rather than rote memorization of an incantation and letting a wand do all the work.Stuff like prana generators, mystic codes, wand-less magic (which most Wizards are utterly incapable of), things like that.
>>24326316Extremely useful. We will give Hogwarts the gift of technology! And we do want to keep in touch with the Magus Killer. We are his apprentice. If we can get an un-fucked smartphone or computer with a satellite internet connection up and running we could set aside an hour every night to keep learning his wisdom. With the shit Harry is likely to face if he does go to Hogwarts it'd be nice to have a few of his lessons in the back of our heads. Could save our sorry lives.>>24326381That is what I mean as well. SCIENCE is about the method, not the results of the method.
>>24325873Oh my god, THIS.I was hoping we wouldn't get into Gryffondor, but now I hope we do just so we have more time to wreak havoc with the Weasley twins!
>>24325634>>Gringottsneed money to buy things.
>>24326430Honestly we're probably just going to demand it put us in the same house as Hermione. I assume we'll make friends with her like we intended before origin coma and Ilya seems to be friends with her.
>>24326147IIRC ghosts can't die in HPVerse.Those that want to move on can if we dotstab them.>seasunb gold.Can Captcha vote for Gringotts too? No? That's okay, I haven't voted yet. Seas of Gold it is!
>>24326560They may not be able to die naturally, but I am wholly sure we can dotstab them
>>24326560IIRC MEoDP kill the concept of the very thing. So we could kill the concept of a ghost.
>>24326621So MEoDP is Iron Heart Surge?
>>24326560MEoDP kills concepts. Kill the concept of "being a ghost" and you kill the ghost, as it cannot exist without that concept.That is the true power of MEoDP, it doesn't "kill" you, it essentially deletes your fucking existence.
>>24326590>>24326621That's the point. That's why I said >Those that want to move on can if we dotstab them.
>>24326621it's more like it kill the instance of it.Shiki stabbing Gaia in Ciels route did not cause an apocalypse. Committing Androncide did not cause all hallways to stop existing
>>24326650If you're saying what I think you're saying, you think we should kill gravity?
Forget Binns. It's time to bring Peaves under our control.The Bloody Baron has nothing on us.
>>24326655Oh they don't have to want it baby, we can force them to die if they piss us off enough.>>24326679You can, theoretically. They eyes would have to be leveled to EX to do that though. Ryougi's third personality always said that, if she really wanted, she could kill all of existence. Why? Because that's Akasha talking. She IS existence. We can't, and probably never will, but it is possible.
>>24326721>bloody baron tries to give us shit>We destroy his sword with a toothpick
>>24326679We could probably kill it in a localized area, although it would reassert itself rather quickly as Gaia goes "WAIT NO STOP THAT SHIT".
>>24326744how high of a paradox would killing gravity run up?World of Darkness meets nasuverse meets Harry PotterTHREE MAGICS ENTER, ONE MAGIC LEAVES
>>24326782better question is can we straight out kill gaias MP?
>>24326679With gravity slain, now we can fly!We might need to level up our eyes a little first. Speaking of our eyes holy shit are we taking an enormous risk going anywhere without sealing them first, one little slip and someone dies.
>>24326782Paradox depends on how many people see you do it from my understanding. If a tree falls in the woods and nobody's around does it make a sound?Technically yes, but also no. For sound implies that someone was there to hear it. So did it really make a sound?If you kill gravity and nobody's around to see that happen you're off the hook. If someone does see it though, even just one guy because of how fucking impossible it is to kill gravity in the minds of most people, prepare to get fucked.>>24326841We'd also lose atmo, BTW. Gravity is the reason all that air is still around. Kill it, and we're in fucking space. Without a spacesuit. Not a good position to be in.
>>24326829Again, technically, it is possible. The eyes would likely have to be EX level to manage that though. Also, why the hell do you want to kill Gaia? Her stopping shit from killing all humans is a good thing! And who knows what bad shit might happen if she dies...
>>24326964But doesn't she want to kill humans too?Or do I have my nasuverse shit mixed up?
>>24327005Gaia has a split personality. It gets complicated.
>>24326964>Her stopping shit from killing all humans is a good thing!Actually, thats Alaya. Gaia does not like humans, to the point that she spawned PRIMATE MURDER, a being with the absolute power to kill humans which takes SEVEN Counter Guardians to restrain, for the sole purpose of fucking up our day.Gaia is also responsible for the Dead Apostles, because she made a deal with Crimson Moon to let him live on earth in exchange for the True Ancestors helping protect the world from the humans fucking everything up.Gaia is not a nice lady. Shame she's also the planet we live on, or I'd be all for murdering her.
>>24327029>>24327031See, now we're getting it. Thanks for the reminders.
>>24327031I thought Alaya was just the collective will of humanity, and the Earth's consciousness was split into "Better the world" and "Kill all humans"?
>>24327005She's a bit bipolar. And crazy. Really fucking crazy. One minute she loves us, the next she's trying to kill us all. In fact, she's doing both at the same time!In short, she's totally fucking nuts, as if her origin is "Insanity". But we do live on her so best not to kill her before we've mastered FTL travel so we can go out and date other, less crazy planets.
>>24327109>date other, less crazy planets.Given that the Type-Moon are vampires that hunger for the blood of humanity, and the Type-Mercury is an interdimensional crystal spider-monster of unfathomable power that kills anything with the audacity to get within sight of it, my hopes for finding something better are low.
>>24325726>AK'sWhat are we, some tinpot African dictator? Galils, my friend. Sexy, practical, reliable, and classy.
>>24327185Maybe a nice type Venus? Or how about Mars? It's only named after the God of war.
>>24327185Type-Venus is pretty moe, if you happen to be the person who kills her.
>>24327199>not using a moist nugget
>>24327185There has to be a non-crazy planet out there somewhere. There's like, millions of them in the universe. one of them has to be reasonable!
>>24327199Galil agrees with your assessment of galils.
>>24327185So... Nusverse: where every world is a death world?
>>24326964If Gaia dies, we can always try forming a band with V/V.Now if we have a HGW and summon CCC Lancer as well...
>>24327202We named it though. A name is in the end, but a name. It is not truly descriptive in any way. I could name my kid Hitler. Y'know what? Dude fucking LOVES the jews! Plays with em' all the time. In fact, he's got the hots for this one jewish girl...That's what I'm talking about. Name does NOT equal nature.
>>24327230Gotta love a girl with a built-in wire cutter and a bottle opener. The bottle opener is actually a secondary function of the clip that holds the bipod up when it's collapsed, but still...
>>24327223>implying we won't have an Obrez instead of a Contender
>>24327199AK's are cheap and plentiful. Very important traits if we wish to do magic SCIENCE to them. There is a reason nasuverse magecraft is expensive. Materials man, materials. They ain't exactly free and you will go through a lot of shit before you perfect that spell you just thought up...
>>24327342Oh god... if Zelretch does pull a Transfer Student thing with Rin she's going to stick to us like glue if she finds our how loaded we are. Tohsaka magic is fucking EXPENSIVE, those gems man holy shit.Would Rin and Hermione be best friends or mortal enemies?
>>24327342If we want cheap and plentiful, then nuggets all the way, man.
>>24327264True. But I was just pointing out nice happy possibilities, seeing as how everything in the nasuverse apparently wants to kill humans except humans and the combined spirit of humanity or something...
>>24327443I... have no idea.Illya's reaction to another magus from one of the great families trying to get cozy with harry would be hilarious, if life threatening, though
>>24327443How old would Tohsaka be during this timeline though? I don't remember how old she was in Fate/Zero, I just remember her being a loli.
>>24327491About the same age as Ilya. A year younger at most.
>>24327491Shhhh... Just blame Zeltrech
>>24327491She's about the same age as Ilya, maybe one or two younger, but I don't think we ever got exact date of birth for either. So she could pop up starting anywhere from yeah 1 to 3.
>>24327491>I don't remember how old she was in Fate/Zero, I just remember her being a loli.Like 9 or 10 or 11 ish.
>>24327491She's about the same age as shirou.Given that hermione could probably figure out that Zelretch's stuff works on a different level, Rin being from a great family, Harry, and Illya, would Hogwarts get a !!SCIENCE!! club?
>>24327491Its easier to work out ages by going backwards from Fate/Stay Night. Illya was about 18-19 in Fate (despite her appearance) so Rin would be ~7 years younger than she is in the game.
>>24327515This.If we were going by the canon Harry Potter timeline, it'd be something like 1989 or 1990 now. The 4th war wouldn't have even happened yet.
>>24327342Also they have wacky ammo types and most of the newer AK pattern guns are really cool and pretty reliable. for instance the AK-107 recoil system
Something just occurred to me:Nasu magic (Magecraft) plays pretty nice with technology. Hell, you can use the two side-by-side to great effect if you're not a stick in the mud old-school magus.Potter Magic (Wizardry) does NOT play nice with technology, to the point that tech just starts derping out if in a high-magic environment like Hogwarts.I wonder if this just has to do with the beliefs of the practitioners involved (Magi regarding magic as a form of science, while Wizards regard magic as... magic.), or if there is something deeper there.Might be something to look into when our intrepid hero is a bit older, or during a future Kerry interlude.
>>24327574I just want Origin Shotgun ammo and an AA-12 to go with it. Imagine, machine gunning a spread of pure DEATH! Anything within 10 meters is totally fucked, period. We don't even have to be good at aiming to win with that setup. Won't have that option for many things, you can only get so many origin shots after all, but it is damn comforting to know it's there.>>24327546She'd already be into Shirou. who I hope is very close to canon Shirou becausee of reasons. I want UBW on our side when Vold starts causing shit. Eat Caladbolg Broken Phantasm bitch!He's got mad swag, we don't. Again, sans all that happened I think Rin would end up with him. Sakura is too shy to make a move, Rin isn't.
>>24327868>She'd already be into ShirouWhy would she be? You go to hogwarts when you're 11, and if Shirous real family isn't magi she probably doesn't pay attention to him
>>24327868How would Shirou know how to do the Caladbolg Broken Phantasm thing without having met Gilgamesh (who wouldn't attack him with Gate of Babylon here even if they DID meet) or Archer (who can't be summoned here period due to there being no incentive to break the rules)?
>>24327868>AA-12>not a Daewoo USAS-12I shiggy diggy doo>>24327903She didn't even KNOW he was a Magus until the events of F/AN. He was just a guy. A guy who made her get all awkward and flustered. Remember the prologue.
>>24327868If Shirou was never adopted by Kerry its unlikely he would ever develop as a magus in the first place, and he CERTAINLY wouldn't obtain UBW unless some other tragedy happened that made him want to go full HERO (and even then he wouldn't figure it out until later in life, due to not have HS EMIYA to cheat off of). Its doubtful his original family were practicing magi, since the Tohsaka would know about a mage family living in their city.
>>24327868AA-12 doesn't exist yet. Shirou needs to eat Avalon for UBW, sorry.
>>24327903They went to the same elementary school. She saw him trying to jump over that bar over and over. Such dedication, such devotion. It awakens something in her.>>24327912Hermonie has a kalidostick. He uses logic at our bequest. "Hermonie, find me a you that knew me as a total badass." She finds a her that knew and saw GARcher in his prime. He delves into her memories. Boom. UBW, fully powered up. Eat it Death Eaters.Also, if Kotomine has learned how to REJOICE in this timeline he's almost certainly a Death Eater himself. One of the top ones, again, Vold knows a bro when he sees one.>>24327950But do we know that? For all we know they were, but when you get doused in Angry Manjew juice there isn't much you can do if you're anything close to a "normal" person, magus or not.>>24327974No, he doesn't. If his original origin was close enough to "sword" it'd still work. Hell, he might have it already. He's essentially a blank slate in this timeline. We have no idea who he is, what his origin is, or what his history is. He simply has the potential to be the EMIYA we all know and love.
>>24327974>AA-12 doesn't exist yetYes it does. The Atchisson Assault Shotgun was first designed in 1972. The current FORM of the AA-12 is more recent.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atchisson_Assault_ShotgunPersonally though, I favor the Daewoo Precision Industries USAS-12. It's pretty much a production version of Atchisson's original design, and can be disassembled and maintained by the end user easily, unlike the current AA-12.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/USAS-12
>>24327912Also, Rin didn't break the rules. She unwittingly created a catalyst. That gem saved the future EMIYA from certain death. She had it on her when she summoned her servant. So boom, she summons the servant with a connection to her new catalyst that she never knew she had. It all makes sense in the end, no rules were broken. Unless "not knowing who exactly you're going to summon" is breaking the rules.
>>24328015>kotomine is a death eaterwell shit that comment earlier of him riding on a chariot of dementors isn't as so farfetched as i originally thought.
>>24328081Rin didn't break the rules. ARCHER did.He is -not- a Hero. He does -not- exist in the Throne of Heroes. He should -not- be summonable. He is a Counter Guardian, an unstoppable assassin for the Will of Humanity. Which is something incredibly different.The only reason he was summonable was because he broke the rules in order to kill himself. His desire to die was so strong that he was able to be summoned as a Servant...but without Shirou Emiya existing, there's no reason for him to be summoned. His desire to kill himself can find no outlet in this world.
>>24328097Now that I think about it, he couldn't hang with them. He is their natural enemy.Think about it. They eat his joy, causing him to despair. Despair causes him to REJOICE! Even if it is his own despair he's rejoicing off of. They eat and eat and eat but they just can't take away this infinite joy he's getting from his own despair. They eat until they explode and he just gets up and walks off like a boss. Wondering what the hell just happened...If he ever walks through Azkaban we'll have a mushroom cloud on our hands. He'll REJOICE so hard...
>>24328015No, it was exposure to Avalon that corrupted his Origin to "sword." This is given symbolic significance in UBW
>>24328154>He is -not- a Hero. He does -not- exist in the Throne of Heroes. He should -not- be summonable.Wrong, wrong, wrong.Counter Guardians are a type of Heroic Spirits. Specifically, they are Heroic Spirits whose deeds were only possible because they cut a deal with Alaya for the power they needed to BE heroes, in exchange for being Counter Guardians after death.
>>24328077Learn something every day. I stand corrected.
>>24328192Regardless, he is not a Hero, and is not a part of the Throne of Heroes. He's a part of the Counter Force, which is completely seperate to the Throne. He COULD become part of the Throne if his legend became known and revered, but there's no way we could affect that in any way because the circumstances that led to him becoming a Counter Guardian are impossible in this universe.
>>24328154>He is a Counter Guardian, an unstoppable assassin for the Will of Humanity. Which is something incredibly different.Not ENTIRELY accurate. Counter Guardians are defined as a special form of Heroic Spirit.Now with a pure Grail he most certainly could NEVER be summoned, since it ONLY summons Heroic Spirits from the Throne of Heroes. But once the Grail got corrupted it went of the fritz and started summoning everything from Anti-Heroes to Counter Guardians to a fucking Fictional Hero.He didn't so much break the rules as he exploited the fact that the Grail was completely borked to begin with.
>>24328159he would literally ascend beyond a dark lord because of the infinite REJOICE! he would be having.god damn.in somewhat related news, i wonder if kireitsugu will end up as an auror for the ministry of magic to help cover his apprentices ass and be a doublecrossing spy for old man acht and the clock tower?
>>24328154He does technically. You make a deal with Gaia, you're in the throne. The whole point of being in the throne is that you somehow changed fate. In making that deal, you do so. EMIYA saved hundreds by making that deal. He didn't know what that deal entailed but he did it. So he's in the throne.>>24328187I never heard what his original origin was. Again, blank slate. If it's something like "Steel" or "Sharp" it'd be close enough to "Sword" to count in my book. Swords, they're made of steel, they are sharp, so a reality marble involving them isn't too farfetched. Think man, it does a brain good. Though if you *really* think you likely will not like what you see...>>24328254But in a real sense he WAS a hero. Time is nothing for the throne. His dream, his desire was pure. At worst you'd get an EMIYA that wasn't so damn cynical. He'd believe in his ideals and would never violate them. That man, at some point, only wanted to save others. He didn't off innocents, he used his powers for the good of all. Like Saber Lilly. She's in there, and thus, so is he.
>>24328300>He does technically. You make a deal with Gaia, you're in the throne.No you're not. You make a deal with Gaia and you get into the Counter Force.You only get into the Throne if you become a LEGEND. Archer by no definition met the requirements for the Throne. He was a fake hero who got into what one could see as a fake Throne of Heroes.
>>24328300Someone needs to reread UBW.
>>24328300The main difference between a normal Heroic Spirit and a Counter Guardian is the how they reach the Throne. A proper Hero gets there by saying FUCK DESTINY I DO WHAT I WANT. A Counter Guardian gets there by selling their soul to Alaya in exchange for power. This means that Guardians can't usually do normal Heroic Spirit stuff, like participating in Grail Wars, because Alaya doesn't give a single flying fuck about the Grail beyond maybe deploying a Guardian at the end to gank the winner if the wish is something that would fuck humanity.
>>24328368Who said his tale wasn't known and was told to people of the future? "Here was a man who above all else believed in his ideals, and through them, was driven into despair" He could have become a legend, even in the "modern" era.People like "Odysseus" and "Achilles" are part of it. Why can't he be?
>>24328476Because if he was, he would not be a Counter Guardian.
>>24326621>>24326653so we can kill Dementor too?or would they just be like "sup bro?"
>>24328476Because when you sell your soul to Alaya, you don't get to be a Heroic Spirit, you get to be a Counter Guardian, which is LIKE a Spirit but Alaya runs your shit and if you don't like it too fucking bad.
>>24328533He could kill a Dementor. They're nowhere near the level required to be unkillable by the Eyes (Which is Arcueid Brunestud during the night, most likely the single most powerful existence on the planet)
>>24328533Probably not right now, but once we level up our MEoDP a bit we probably could.
>>24328533We can kill the concept of their existence. So we can kill them, if our eyes are of the appropriate level that is. They are most basic at the moment so for now I doubt we can right now, but later, later we can kill them so hard they die to death.
>>24328555No. It IS a Heroic Spirit, albeit one that's Alaya's bitch.
Did professor chaos die?
>>24328584Well, lets do a proper defining here.'Heroic Spirits' and 'Counter Guardians' are both types of Heroic Spirits, but they're two different things.Heroes are kept static in the Throne. Whenever they are summoned, it is a copy formed from the data stored in the Throne. Thus, they do not carry over memories from incarnation to incarnation. This type of Heroic Spirit is what most people are referring to as 'Heroic Spirit' in this thread.Counter Guardians, on the other hand, DO carry memories over from incarnation to incarnation, as EMIYA proves. If the Counter Force was the Throne of Heroes, EMIYA would not have fallen into despair and tried to kill himself. Hence, why the Counter Guardians existence as part of the Throne is debatable since the operating method for the Throne and the Counter Force is so different.
>>24328694see>>24325634>[Last post for this evening.]Maintaining a body composed of 666 distinct existences is hard. He must occasionally leave us to feast on the flesh of the innocent, and give his pets some exercise.
>>24328694I hope not, I want that last update he promised. Also, I'm really starting to get into this quest, would hate to see the OP die so long before its conclusion.