>>24301016
Then this large African fellow broke into your home, threatened you with some sort of mystic code, and demanded answers about your relationship with Potter. Long story short, the two of you played the question-answer game for a while with your guns pointed at each other, and he went over to the Dursley's to verify.

And now he's back, just as you and Iri were about to get to the good part.

You go to the door and...
>Ask him what he found.
>Ask him if he found his answers.
>Ask him to come back later, you're busy.
>[Other]

Kiritsugu von Einzbern
[ATTRIBUTES]

[8] Strength - B+ "You're no Hulk, but you're stronger than most."
[8] Agility - B+ "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes"
[8] Endurance - B+ "You can take your beatings better than most people."
[7] Intelligence - B "You're damned clever, but you're no academic."
[3] Luck - D "You rely on skill much more than luck."

[7] Circuit Quality (CQ) - B [8 Prana per Circuit]
[7] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B [17 Circuits opened]
[-] Thaumaturgic Crest - N/A [6 Circuits, 2 Mysteries]

Magic Circuits Open - 17/17 +6/6
Prana Available - 256/256 [17 B Quality, 6 EX quality]
Wounds - 0/10

[SKILLRATINGS]
12:47 PM 4/6/2013
[15] Academics (Mundane) [INT] - B+
[15] Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - B+
[17] Acrobatics [AGI] - A
[17] Athletics [END] - A
[18] Capioera [AGI] - A+
[17] Chuk Kun Do [END] - A
[13] Computer Use [INT] - C+
[10] Cooking [AGI] - E+
[17] Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - A+
[16] Craft (Bounded Field) [INT] - A
[16] Explosives - [INT] A
[17] Isshin-Ryu [STR] - A
[19] Krav Maga [INT] - EX+
[18] Marksmanship (One Handed Firearms) [AGI] - A+
[18] Marksmanship (Two Handed Firearms) [AGI] - A+
[17] Origin Magic [CQ] - A+
[13] Reinforcement [CQ] - C+
[14] Shinsendou [CQ] - B
[19] Stealth [AGI] - EX
[17] Tracking [INT] - A+

[MYSTERIES]

Contract Familiar: You invest 10 prana into a nonsentient creature whose attitude is friendly or better, making it your familiar until you choose to end the spell, or it dies.

Night Sight: You invest 15 prana into your eyes, and may see in darkness as if it were daylight until you dismiss the spell.

Suggestion: You implant a hypnotic suggestion in your target, making them more amicable towards the action requested. Costs 6 prana per individual you are hypnotisizing.

Flame Burst: An offensive fire spell. You strike an enemy with an unarmed attack, and they burst into flame for an additional would. Costs 12 prana.

>>24301039
Pass Through Earth: You fill your body with some of your prana. You may pass through any earthen barrier for 10 rounds as if it were air. Costs 20 prana.

Time Alter (Double Acceleration): You create a false reality marble that allows you to accelerate your own personal time. This puts great strain on your body, but allows you to act twice per turn. At the end of your acceleration, you take a number of wounds equal to the number of rounds you accelerated yourself for. Costs 30 prana, lasts up to [END-Wounds] Rounds.

Time Alter (Triple Stagnation): You create a false reality marble that allows you to slow down your own personal time. This puts some moderate strain upon your body, but allows you to become almost completely silent. While stagnated, you may only take one move action or standard action per turn, but you gain a +6 to your stealth rating for the purposes of not being heard. When you dismiss the spell, you take 2 wounds. Lasts up to three minutes.

[TRAITS]

Grail War Victor: You have participated in a Grail War and laid your eyes upon the Holy Grail. You gain +4 to your Academics (Magecraft) Rating for information regarding them.

Overprotective Father: You gain a +2 to your [Martial Art] and Marksmanship Ratings when defending your daughter and/or her honor.

[PERKS]

Magus Killer - Your Stealth Rating, Marksmanship Rating, and [Martial Art] Rating increases by 2 when you're opposing a Magus.

Thaumaturgic Crest VI: You have a Thaumatugic Crest of [N] EX quality circuits, granting you [N/3] [Family] Mysteries.

Toughness - You have 2 additional wounds beyond your Endurance Rating.

Mixed Martial Arts - You are eligible to obtain an EX or higher rating in [Martial Arts] Skills.

Breathing and Walking - You take no penalty using [Magecraft] skills while moving.

Combat Clarity - You take no penalty using [Magecraft] or [Advance] skills during combat.

>Ask him if he found his answers.
I love this quest.

>>24301026
>Ask him if he found his answers.

Happy to see you back, my shapeshifting friend. Love this quest so far.

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>Ask him if he found his answers.

>>24301016
>Ask him if he found his answers.

Find out what he knows first.

>>24301026
>Ask him what he found.
"and be quiet, the kids are asleep. Under the same blanket which will be hilarious when Illya wakes up"

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Considering what Kingsley just interrupted, you doubt your expression is as professionally stoic as you'd have liked it to be when you open the door. Then again, he's hardly the face of professionalism at the moment either. The tall man seems upset, looking like he had been forced to swallow a particularly bitter drink. You speak first.

"So, you find your answers then?" you ask.

"And then some," Shacklebolt nods. "Dumbledore is either blind or a liar - the hatred that family holds for the boy, I'm surprised the ward hasn't fried them yet." He shakes his head. "Nasty piece of work, that bit of runecraft - nearly splinched off my hand when my anger got the better of me. And thats only with the trickle its drawing off of their contempt for the boy; it'd be even worse if they actually cared for him."

There's a pause.

"Terrifying, the power of a mother's sacrifice, if you harness it right."

You nod.

"To be a magus is to walk with death," you say. "The strongest magecraft is born of blood and sacrifice."

Iri interrupts with the tea.

"Oh, Kiri, don't be so grim," she whispers. "The tea's ready, why don't you two boys come in."

You...
>Say that Shacklebolt was just leaving.
>Invite Kingsley in for tea and further talks.
>Continue talking in the doorframe.
>[Other]

>>24301694
>>Invite Kingsley in for tea and further talks.
be polite. there's clearly another set of magic users out there and we best fish for info

>Invite Kingsley in for tea and further talks
She did make the tea already...

>>24301694
invite him in. it'd be a shame to waste the tea. and

>>24301694
>Invite Kingsley in for tea and further talks.

It'd be rude to turn him away, especially in front of Iri.

>Invite Kingsley in for tea and further talks
Tis a shame to waste good tea, plus, more info is always good.

>>24301694
>Invite Kingsley in for tea and further talks.

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"It's not being grim if it's the truth," you mutter. Irisviel pouts, and you cave. You really can't deny her anything. "Fine, fine, fine. Shacklebolt, let's continue that train of thought inside."

Iri leads the two of you inside, bubbly as ever. She glances between the mysterious hole in Kingsleys pants and the dried blood on the floor, and gives you a pleasant little smile that promises that hell to pay once the guest has left. You try to return it with one that reminds her that he was breaking and entering at the time, but you don't think that the message got through.

You and Kingsley take a seat around the coffee table, while Iri pours you...
>Chamomile
>Earl Grey
>Tamaryokucha
>Kabusecha
>Masala Chai
>[Other]

"So," you say, "Where do we go from here?"

"I know a mosquito," he says. "A mosquito that happens to have it in for old Dumbledore, and happens to be a rather accomplished journalist." He sips his tea - black, no sugar or cream. "A story this big - a scandal involving the Boy-Who-Lived no less! - could do a lot to damage the old man's reputation. Harry would be out of there within a week, with the number of families that would be willing to adopt him."

You...
>Agree with his plan - it's for the best.
>Disagree with the plan - Illya would be heartbroken.
>Disagree with the plan - what's that.. ward?... for anyways?
>Disagree with the plan - you've only just taken him as your apprentice.
>[Other]

>>24302130
>Earl Grey
no milk

>Disagree with the plan - Illya would be heartbroken, so would Iri
>We've just taken him in

Moving at that age would probably do more harm than good. I've convinced the dursley's to let me have him for a bit. they think he's doing backbreaking labor so they won't question it too hard

>>24302130
>Agree with his plan, only if the Einzberns are on the top of the list.

>>24302130
>>Earl Grey
With milk.

>>24302130
"Don't suppose you could stick us at the top of that list? he's already practically family"

>>24302130
>Disagree with the plan - what's that.. ward?... for anyways?

Keep Harry where he is. Suddenly cutting him loose, especially when he just gained MYSTIC EYES OF FUCK-YOU-UP, could be catastrophic.

>>24302130
>>Disagree with the plan - what's that.. ward?... for anyways?
Seriously, what the fuck is up with that ward? If they're protecting this kid with wards that can outright kill people, then the last thing you want is for the kid in question to be shuffled out of your sight.

>>24302130
>Agree with his plan - provided you get to adopt him.

He practically lives here anyway, and he IS our apprentice .

>>24302130
Abstaining on tea, but.
>Disagree with the plan - what's that.. ward?... for anyways?

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>>24302130
Masala Chai, strong, with milk (the cream poured off beforehand), tea poured into the cup first, no sugar.

>>24302283
>>24302235
>>24302190
Getting Harry away from the Dursleys and swiping him out from under Dumbledork's nose in one fell swoop? I CAN DIG IT.

>>24302130
>Agree with his plan - acquire live-in apprentice.

>>24302190
>>24302235
>>24302283
These, I mean if he's done his research he knows we can protect harry from damn near anything short of a servant, and we're already teaching the kid. Suddenly moving out would also be suspicious from a muggle standpoint

>>24302409
And by the time we're done training him, he'll be able to go toe-to-toe with a Servant and either win or force a mutual kill, depending on the Servant.

I sorta want to see Harry get adopted by the Einzberns just to see all the implied incest between him and Illya, with Illya protesting that he's just her STEPbrother whenever anybody gives them shit about it.

>>24302457
>implying we want to fight a Servant head on
>implying that we won't just assassinate the Master while he isn't looking

Do you even Kerry.

>>24302483
This would be less adoption, and more Iri keeping her shipping in easy reach

>>24302511
We are talking about pseudo worst case scenario here

If we make Harry our ward (not adoption, to avoid pseudo incest undertones) as well as our apprentice he is going to absolutely tear Hogwarts apart if he goes there.

>>24302612
The way things are going we're more likely to send him to Clock Tower, where we can bro it up with Waver.

>>24302612
Damn straight he will

>Hey, Mr. Emiya, something's paralyzing the students here
>Kerry sends rifles, grenades, and flashbangs
>Maiya infiltrates a day later
>Suddenly Harry and Illya have snakeskin cloaks

>>24302625
To be honest I'd rather we go to Hogwarts, just so we see how we could fuck everything up there.

When we find out the truth about what happened to Harry's parents we should absolutely lose our shit at Dumbledore for not preserving any form of Thaumaturgical Crest for Harry. To not pass on a family's knowledge like that in magus society is absolutely unforgivable.

>>24302651
> Malfoy wakes up one morning to find a knife embedded in his pillow.

Hogwarts would be a lot more fun, Waver excepted. Let's not have this dive into Grimdark Nasu Quest just yet.

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"That sounds like a great idea. Iri and I would be more than willing to take custody of Harry." you say, slowly stirring your tea into the milk. "He all but lives here anyways, and I'd be able to give him better access to my laboratory for his apprenticeship. I don't think Illya would protest too much..."

For some reason, you think you should be more worried about this than you are. The light is reflecting off of Iri's eyes in a rather... frightening manner, though Kingsley doesn't seem to notice.

"Illya might be disappointed if Harry becomes her brother, though..." Illya says.

Kingsleys chokes on his tea. You shake your head in exasperation.

"Anyways..." you change the topic, "We'll just have to beat everyone else to the punch on the paperwork, and we should be set. I know a few people, I'll get in contact with them..."

"Actually," Kingsley interrupts, "you might be the Ministry's first choice."

You arch an eyebrow. Iri tilts her head.

"There are two rather prominent factions in the ministry," he explains, "and they've been at eachother's throats since well before the turn of last century. Neither side would want the other to gain custody of the Boy-Who-Lived" there's that title again "and the right words by the right person at the right time could bring you up as a viable compromise."

You...
>Bring up the matter of those wards
>Request he contact his pet mosquito
>Ask what the catch is.
>[Other]

>>24302190
I like it.

>>24302625
>>24302651
To not go to Hogwarts would be pretty dumb actually. Their thaumaturgy is significantly different to nasuverse stuff and Harry being able to use both (then going to the Clock Tower) would be crazy strong.

>Harry gets in duel with Malfow
>Dodges spell, runs in close and smashes his nose with his knee

>>24302733
>>Bring up the matter of those wards
then
>>Ask what the catch is.
These are both terribly pressing issues.

>>24302733
>Illya
You did it again, dude.

>>24302733
>Ask what the catch is.

>>24302721
It's not like we couldn't go to both. Clock tower seems more like a college setting vs Hogwarts's middle/high school. Once we graduate from Hogwarts, we could just head over to Clock tower and study there

>>24302733
>>Ask what the catch is.

And would this ministry approve of an unlicensed mage?


>Illya might be disappointed if Harry becomes her brother, though..."

We could always take him as a ward instead of adopting him

>>24302784
I'm the guy you quoted, and I agree with everything you said. Kid's setting for kid's stuff and so forth.

>>24302733
>Bring up the matter of those wards
>Ask what the catch is.

A hundred galleons that this "mosquito" is Rita Skeeter.

>>24302789
>And would this ministry approve of an unlicensed mage?
I'm pretty sure he could con Dumbledore into forging his family Wizarding identities and histories.

>>24302829
Also once Shacklebolt leaves and we're done with our "business" with Iri, we really got to get around to investigating what the hell this "Ministry" is.

>>24302819
Well, canon Rita's animagus form is a tiny beetle, so it wouldn't be far a stretch to say this universe's Rita is a moquito. Though,

>>24302733
>Ask what the catch is.
Watch your back.
Shoot straight.
Conserve prana.
And never, ever, cut a deal with a Magus unless you've had a lawyer go over the terms with a fine-toothed comb.

>>24303137
Yeah, let's not end up like poor Fast Wheels, who didn't read the fine print...

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"That is... very convenient," you say.

"You're expecting a catch?" Shacklebolt asks.

Iri nods. "We're expecting a catch. These groups sound just like my father - they decide they want something, and they won't relent until they get what they want."

"That..." Kingsley trails off. "That is a very accurate description, actually."

He pulls out that stick of his again, and gives you an odd look when you reach for your gun. He gives it a wave, and a sheet of - is that parchment? That's oldschool even for Magi, and Magi aren't exactly the height of technological competence. But yes, three sheets of parchment are conjured out of thin air, and you wonder why this guy didn't pull out his friggin' Magic earlier. Denial of Nothingness, the first true magic, being so casually used to make...

Perfect copies of whatever identification documents they use at this Ministry. Well, at least you've figured out how the fuck they managed such perfect documentation for the Potters.

"You'll need to fill these out for the three of you," he says, "Backdate them to when you moved from abroad, and put a drop of blood next to your names. That'll be enough for identification. I'll send an owl to pick them up tomorrow." He chuckles. "After that, you'll just have to be able to put up with the Malfoys - no doubt they'll try to position themselves as your biggest backer."

You...
>Query about the reason for the Dursley's Bounded Field.
>Ask who the hell these Malfoy characters are.
>Ask about the Ministry, and this Boy-Who-Lived thing.
>[Other]

>>24303163
>>Ask about the Ministry, and this Boy-Who-Lived thing.
YES PLEASE

>>24303163
>Ask about the Ministry, and this Boy-Who-Lived thing.
I wonder if we could set the Ministry and the Clock Tower on a head-on collision course?

That would be marvelous.

>>24303163
>Ask who the hell these Malfoy characters are.
>Ask about the Ministry, and this Boy-Who-Lived thing.

We really need to know this shit. If Kingsley asks, just fall back on the fact we recently moved in.

>>24303163
>Ask who the hell these Malfoy characters are.
Probably dont want these guys given our respective stances on mundanes

>Ask about the Ministry, and this Boy-Who-Lived thing.

Claim we're self-taught, or taught by a hermit or something

>>24303163
>Ask about the Ministry, and this Boy-Who-Lived thing.

>>24303163
>Ask about the Ministry, and this Boy-Who-Lived thing.

Seems the most important. We'll figure out the Malfoys pretty fast I think, and the bounded field will be of secondary importance if he isn't living there anymore.

Also, I TOTALLY forgot that Potter magic could just create shit like that. If the Clock Tower ever gets wind of the First Magic being thrown around so casually, they'll descend on Hogwarts like a swarm of knowledge-hungry locusts.

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>>24303246
>Claim we're self-taught, or taught by a hermit or something
The best part is we wouldn't be lying.

Malfoys are gonna flip when they find out about what looks like a noble Wizarding couple composed of a possibly Durmstrang-taught Albino and a fucking Japanese. This will make every existent pureblood-Darwinist Death Eater bell they have ring.

>Harry Potter goes to DADA.
>First duel!
>Breaks someones arm and sticks a gun in their face.

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>>24303384
This is the only picture I have that would fit "badass 11 year old"

>>24303163
>Ask who the hell these Malfoy characters are.
I predict us having to splatter Lucius' brains across a wall. I say do it with a bangstick.
>>24303384
More likely a knife. We haven't given him sufficient firearms training yet, and bladework is a part of Capoeira, if you study the full art. We should get him a Sykes-Fairbairn as a gift.

>>24303384
Even if he stuck to just Wizarding spells, he'd immediately Cruciatus or Sectumsempra (once he learns it). There's practically no difference in methodology between Death Eaters and magi.

If we teach Harry to be a proper magus he'll try to steal the Philosopher's Stone, the Basilisk, a Time Turner, etc. each year he's there.

>>24303339
>Malfoys are gonna flip
"Flip" is an understatement.

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>>24303339
Would probably be a good thing in the long run.

Voldemort would be in quite the pickle if he comes back only to find that the Malfoys sent most of his subordinates into the Magus Killer meat-grinder. I don't think the Death Eaters would know what the fuck to do if Kerry started popping heads from a kilometer away with his trusty moist nugget.

>>24303469
>There's practically no difference in methodology between Death Eaters and magi.
The issue is that when it comes to Kiritsugu, for as focused everyone always is on his methodology, the REAL most thing for him is the morality driving it.

Which runs almost completely counter to Death Eaterdom.

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>>24303550
And if they get up close? Claymores and a Calico.
Seriously, HP Wizards make Fast Wheels look forward-thinking and adaptable.

>>24303469
>There's practically no difference in methodology between Death Eaters and magi.
The biggest difference is that no magi would be outright dumb enough to try to kill off most of humanity. All that would accomplish is pissing off the militaries (who have nukes), the Church (who have all sorts of batshit insanity up their sleeves) and the Counter Guardians (who would just murder you outright)

>>24303628
Well, JK Rowling did straight up admit that the Wizarding world would get its shit wrecked if it ever got into a head on fight with Muggles, which is why they stay secret.

I mean, christ, Arthur Weasley was creaming his pants over cars and telephone booths, and he was the guy who actually went out of his way to study technology.

>Ask who the hell these Malfoy characters are.
>Ask about the Ministry, and this Boy-Who-Lived thing.

>>24303628
To be fair by normal Magus standards Fast Wheels was a serious shit-wrecker. I'm pretty sure Lancer's contagious E-Rank luck was somehow transcending time and space to affect him before the War even began.

>>24303685
this.

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"The joys of politics," you mutter.

"Indeed," Kingsley declared.

"You've been throwing a couple of terms around," you say. "Given that you're about to immerse us into a world of Wizard politics to keep Harry out of the hands of these factions, you mind explaining what this Ministry is and who these Malfoy's are? Or, for that matter, what this Boy-Who-Lived business is?"

Kingsley blinks."You're... being sincere aren't you?"

"Yeah... I learned most of my magecraft from a hermit," you deadpan, "We didn't get much in the way of news in the outside world."

He looks at Irisviel, who shrugs.

"The first time I left Father's estate was two years ago," she says. "Everything I knew about the world outside came from the movies Kiri and I would watch when he came back from the jobs Father gave him."

Kingsley sighs.

"I'll send you a pamphlet with the Owl tomorrow," he says. "The one we give to Muggleborns. For now - The Ministry of Magic is the duly elected Wizarding Government. The Malfoys are a rather prominent family who will love the cover story we're about to come up with but hate everything you actually are."

He breaths.

"As for the Boy-Who-Lived business, when he was young, Harry survived a curse that no one else has ever survived." He gives you a serious look. "Avada Kedavra, the curse of death."

You...
>Chuckle. How appropriate.
>Ask him if anyone knows how Harry survived.
>Ask him about the cover story you'll be concocting.
>[Other]

>>24303789
>Chuckle. How appropriate.
Also. "Abracadabra? How cliche."

>>24303789
>Chuckle. How appropriate.
>Ask him about the cover story you'll be concocting.

Details are important.

>>24303789
>[Other]

All three, in that order.

>>24303789
>>Ask him about the cover story you'll be concocting.
It might be easier to lie if you know what the lie is.

>>24303557
I accidentally a bunch of words there, but pretty sure the point's clear enough regardless.

...also we seem to be remarkably level-headed about the whole (what we think is) the First Magic being used in our fucking living room thing.

Like, this is the equivalent to him watching us whip out the Elder Wand and using it to stir our tea. It's some serious shit.

>>24303789
>Chuckle. How appropriate.
This should be less "Oh, how appropriate" and more of "Well, that explains a lot." Since something that extreme probably overwrote his origin rather than having him be spared because his origin was Death BEFORE that indecent for some reason.

>>24303826
I'm sure they get this a lot, and aren't exactly thrilled with having to go "Yes, yes, big joke. Just don't SAY it around people. Because this is serious fucking business." every single time.

>>24303789
>Chuckle. How appropriate.
>Ask him if anyone knows how Harry survived.

>>24303789
>Chuckle. How appropriate.

Wait, curse of death? That HAS to be less efficient than just a fireball to the face. Why go out of your way to power a spell with an effect as esoteric as "killing", when you could just kill them with the incidental effects of blowing their head to bits with an explosion?

>>24303789
>Chuckle. How appropriate.
>Ask him about the cover story you'll be concocting.

>>24303918
>Wait, curse of death? That HAS to be less efficient than just a fireball to the face
I... I don't understand how
>Spell: Killing Curse
>Effect: Kills.
>Details: It kills however it can.
is less efficient than a survivable Fireball, other than needing to want the target to die and not just be hurt. It's not a taxing spell, it just has possibly beneficial side effects on the soul.

>>24303789
>>[X] All Three

>>Chuckle. How appropriate.
>>Ask him if anyone knows how Harry survived.
>>Ask him about the cover story you'll be concocting.


I find it odd that Kiritsugu is still trusting this guy so quickly. There's no great rush on threatening Kerry and company, and this option doesn't look like it'll be an easy way out of some great crisis: hell, it looks like it might complicate Kiritsugu's happy life here.

And signing a contract with a drop of blood? in the Nasuverse, that smells of DANGER in allcaps.

>>24303973
Because the more "natural" magic is, the more efficient it is. Fireballs happen in nature, and you can recreate one capable of killing a man with technology if you have $10 and a nearby hardware store.

"You die for no apparent reason" is NOT a natural effect. It just doesn't happen. If it did, everyone and their brother would be running around using it rather than slinging fireballs and lightning and whatever the fuck else.

>>24304046
>If it did, everyone and their brother would be running around using it rather than slinging fireballs and lightning and whatever the fuck else.
What it does to your soul, the necessary hatred or disregard for your target's life you need to invoke, and the fact that the magical police will probably know who did it are generally enough to discourage people. We're not dealing with atom bombs here. It and Cruciatus are not forbidden because they're hard to do.

>>24304046
We could easily deduce based on the conspiratorial tones with which we were told about the spell that it's not exactly used for efficiency, but to send a message.

There's tons of ways to kill somebody (as we should well know), but there's something very different between killing somebody and making somebody be dead through sheer force of "You're Dead".

> It and Cruciatus are not forbidden because they're hard to do.
>the necessary hatred or disregard for your target's life you need to invoke
This kind of DOES make them hard to do.

Like, I don't think Kiritsugu could Avada Kedavra most people even if he was perfectly capable of just shooting them to death. Which is because he's generally not doing it out of hatred for the person, but out of a proportionally higher regard for DIFFERENT human life.

Conversely, I feel like Kirei could throw it at just about anybody and it could very well stick just because of his general outlook.

>>24304106
I'm talking about Kerry's type of magic here. A Magus isn't going to be discouraged by any of the things you listed, and I'm sure someone at some point thought "what if I just skip a step and go straight to YOU'RE DEAD?". If it had been a worthwhile spell to cast, it would have exploded across the Magus world like wildfire.

Yeah, I get why Potter mages use it when they want to kill people, but they don't really count because their magic doesn't seem to give a single fuck about natural law (at the expense of being mostly limited to pre-determined spell effects and requiring wands).

>>24304046
>>24304106
>>24304323
You're also forgetting that Avada Kedavra is highly feared because it is also UNBLOCKABLE. There's literally no known defense against it besides being really good at dodging.

>>24304358
>If it had been a worthwhile spell to cast, it would have exploded across the Magus world like wildfire.
>I DON'T KNOW HOW MAGIC WORKS
If it spread across the magic world it'd rapidly fade into being fucking useless.

>>24304387
Once Harry gets good enough at Origin magic he could probably make himself immune to it, and given how Voldemort refuses to use any other spell to kill it'll be hilarious.

On that note we should probably find out Harry's element some time tomorrow to help his training.

>>24304358
We'd have to know how HP magic relates to Nasuverse magic.

Like if AK operates on the Lines of Death in the same way Mystic Eyes do, or whether it does something else like embody the physical essence of Anti-Life and crushes the life of someone out with hit.

>>24304411
We're assuming that HP magic works the same way Nasu magic does. We (as Kiritsugu) need to explore this more - how DOES HP magic work?

>>24304358
>A Magus isn't going to be discouraged by any of the things you listed
>It fucks up your soul
Pretty sure this is a thing most magi would try and avoid like the plague, considering how closely the soul is linked with a mage's origin as well as the magic circuits themselves.

>>24304454
>We're assuming that HP magic works the same way Nasu magic does
If it DID then Kiri wouldn't be so HOLY CRAP at the use of Denial of Nothingness.

>>24304323
>This kind of DOES make them hard to do.
Hating someone a shitload isn't difficult. It can happen over the most petty bullshit. Murderers are like that, sometimes. It's just not something people tend to do, though.

>Like, I don't think Kiritsugu could Avada Kedavra most people even if he was perfectly capable of just shooting them to death.
Well, that's why magi and wizards hate guns, though magi are considerably harder to shoot. I agree that Kerry would not be able to do it easily, however.

>>24304462
>Pretty sure this is a thing most magi would try and avoid like the plague
YES. This is precisely why magi would not, and why wizards mostly don't.

I'm way off my point, though. This is not a spell Kerry should brush off. He needs to know about it, how it works, and how he can teach Harry to act against it.

>>24304387
>besides being really good at dodging.
Or taking cover.
Let's be honest here, from a PRACTICAL standpoint, Avadakedavra is demonstrably worse than just shooting them.
1: It requires an incantation. Incantationless magic is POSSIBLE, but not anywhere near easy in the Potterverse. It takes longer to say "Avadakedavra" than it does to pull a trigger.
2: Damn near any solid object stops it. While you can take cover against a gun, many objects can be easily pierced by bullets.
3: It CAN be dodged at all. That means it moves slowly enough for a human, with normal human reaction times, to react and avoid it. Not easy, but possible. Most bullets move way too fast to dodge on a round-by-round basis. Best you can do is throw off your enemy's aim by being a difficult target.
And no, I'm not trying to talk shit on Harry Potter here, I grew up with the goddamn series, and I still love 'em, but Potterverse Wizards are pretty dumb. Intentionally so, I might add. Remember the logic puzzle in Philosopher's Stone, that was a good idea because there are plenty of great Witches and Wizards who have not an ounce of logic in them.

>>24304531
That's why I'm interested in this crossover. Harry being an unwitting ambassador from the magi to the wizards is pretty cool, and lends itself to all sorts of scenarios. How will these people react to each other?

>>24304531
>Okay, the problem here is that we're discussing two different, incompatible, systems of magic, and you're trying to force them to work with each other.

Harry might end up being the first person in the world to be able to use Nasu Magecraft and HP Magic. Nobody can EVER know about this, he would get a Sealing Designation faster than it takes to say Stupefy.

What are the odds we'll end up getting a Hogwarts letter for Ilya too?

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You chuckle.

"I'm sorry?" Kingsley asked. "I don't quite understand what's so funny Mr. von Einzbern, if you wouldn't mind sharing?"

"It's the nature of Harry's soul," you say, feeling a bit generous with information - reciprocity is important, after all. "Killing him with something that can only cause death would be problematic, given what the boy's Origin is. As a specialist in magecraft regarding the Soul and Origin, it's amusing is all. One in a million chances, the stars aligning, that sort of thing."

Iri is hanging off of every word you're saying - she likes it when you wax on about your academic specialties. Kingsley looks puzzled, then nods, apparently satisfied.

"That's good to know," he says, "though it might be problematic if any Death Eaters - that is, the supporter's of the Potters' murderer - got wind of it."

"I take it no one knows?" Irisviel asks.

"The magic of the Soul is rather esoteric." Kingsley deadpans. "I didn't take your husband to be an academic."

"He's not."

"I'm not."

You shoot Iri a wounded look. "I'm just rather specialized thanks to my old job."

"I see," Kingsley nods.

"So what's our cover story going to be?" You ask.

"Well, Irisviel clearly went to Durmstrang, if I'm place her name from the proper region. I was thinking that you...
>Were a pureblood scholar from the Orient.
>Were a halfblood who went to Durmstrang.
>Were a pureblood who went to Durmstrang.
>Were a halfblood orphan with prodigious talent.
>[Other]

>>24304550
>Avadakedavra is demonstrably worse than just shooting them.
A thing that people who do magic stuff tend to not do. Please keep in mind that most magi are like Fast Wheels, and see modern weaponry as cowardly and dirty. Most wizards have no idea what a fireleg even is.
Kiritsugu is the exception, not the rule.

>>24304550
>Witches and Wizards who have not an ounce of logic in them.

The same can be said for a lot of Magus as well.

Avada Kedavra is effective because the society it is used in abhors (or most likely, doesn't even have very good knowledge of) guns. AK is the closest equivalent they have.

>>24304582
>>Were a pureblood scholar from the Orient.

>>24304577
>What are the odds we'll end up getting a Hogwarts letter for Ilya too?
Now that she's going to be a person in the Wizarding world? 100%. No way they're letting a magical child connected to the Boy Who Lives out of their sight.

>>24304582
>>Were a halfblood orphan with prodigious talent.
GET FUCKING MAD, MALFOY.

>>24304582
[x] Pureblood scholar from the Orient
Because the best lie is one that is the truth.

>>24304582
[x]Were a halfblood orphan with prodigious talent.
Hermit, remember? Say we were trained from a young age/

>>24304582
>Were a pureblood scholar from the Orient

This is actually the case, considering how Magus families are set up.

>>24304577
>>24304643

I eagerly await trying to work up the nerve to ask our oldest friend to the Yule Ball.

>>24304666
Even with advance knowledge, I doubt my heart could take the strain.

>>24304651
Guys, do we know about the various blood types and discrimination yet? Going pureblood might invite questioning about heritage, given how uptight the Malfoys are

>>24304688
>Guys, do we know about the various blood types and discrimination yet?
I don't think so. Magi put a lot of stock in bloodlines for purely practical reasons.

>>24304582
>orphan with prodigious talent.
Well shit, this is ACTUALLY what we are, AND what Harry is, AND what Shirou was.

I think Kiritsugu has a type.

We should really know better than to take our actual origin story as our cover story, though.

>"It's the nature of Harry's soul," you say, feeling a bit generous with information - reciprocity is important, after all. "Killing him with something that can only cause death would be problematic, given what the boy's Origin is. As a specialist in magecraft regarding the Soul and Origin, it's amusing is all. One in a million chances, the stars aligning, that sort of thing."
Well damn, I figured his surviving was due to an external factor and that being struck curse itself warped his origin to what it is now.

But hey, Kiritsugu is the scholar, not me.

>>24304582
>Were a halfblood orphan with prodigious talent.
Time to troll the Malfoys with our very existence.
>>24304611
>abhors (or most likely, doesn't even have very good knowledge of) guns
The second one. Remember, the Daily Prophet had to DESCRIBE WHAT A GUN IS to their readers, and called it "a type of metal wand Muggles use to kill each other". Wizards are hilariously institutionally racist.

>>24304688
Just tell them what the truth was, Kiri and Iri's families were highly reclusive and preferred to stay out of public view.

>>24304688
>Going pureblood might invite questioning about heritage, given how uptight the Malfoys are

It's not a lie though, we ARE from a magus family.

>>24304582
>[X]Were a pureblood scholar from the Orient.
Play up the "woo, we're exotic ORIENTAL wizards!" angle. AKAIK, Harry Potter wizardry is mostly European in origin. Having unusual Oriental leanings might let us pull a little Post-Colonial Lit 101 and allows us to bullshit why Kiritsugu (and by extension Harry) knows nothing about 'proper' Harry Potter style wizardry. "We're strange people from foreign shores, guys! We don't know your strange civilized ways! Teach us!"

Plus, anyone sniffing around Durmstrang/Germany/whatever might find some stuff about the story doesn't gel. While most HP wizards are dunderheads, all it takes is one smart-arse/muggleborn/whatever to cause the house of cards to come tumbling down.

>>24304582
>Were a halfblood orphan with prodigious talent.
Sounds hilarious because of Malfoy's MUH BLOODLINES, but I'll have to go with
[x]Were a pureblood scholar from the Orient.

>>24304582
>We're a pureblood orphan with prodigious talent. From the Orient.
This.

Trolling with halfblood origin will only weaken our claim against the Malfoys, since they're going to pull out all the stops against us to get Harry.

If we're another pureblooded (though interracial) family, any of their arguments would lose a lot of steam since they're pureblood supremacists.

I think the pureblood thing would be problematic. There's no way the Malfoys and their kind won't be checking that kind of stuff. Being straight about it prevents those kinds of problems.
Already voted.

>>24304582
>Were a pureblood scholar from the Orient.

as tempting as it to troll the malfoys full stop

The best lies are those founded in truth, Pretty sure Emiya Noritaka boned a magus

>>24304582
>[x]Other
Kiri was a talented but untrained muggleborn servant to Iri's ancient pureblood family. Him and Iri fell in love, but he is but a poor young man. He leaves to make his fortune so he can marry her.

On his journey he gets captured the Dread Wizard Roberts who was terrorizing the region for centuries.
Etc. Etc. I think you guys know where I'm going with this. It ends with us conquering the foul lord Kotomine who tried to trick Iri into marrying him. Andre the Giant may have been involved.

>>24304582
>>Were a pureblood scholar from the Orient.
Solves the short term problem of adopting Harry. When the malfoys find out later, we can show them the Calico.
I wonder how well it will work on HP Wizards?

>>24304867
Changing my vote from Oriental Pureblood to this.

>>24304582
>Other
>Were a halfblood scholar from the Orient.

I can't remember anything about Kerry's mother, but I think she wasn't a practicing magus.

>>24304867
Oh this is TOO perfect.
Because Wizards wouldn't KNOW IT!
DO THIS!
DO THIS!
Use their lack of knowledge of Muggle culture against them!
But who's our Inigo?

>>24304867
>Andre the Giant
I think you mean Iskander the Giant.

Either way, this is the best story.

>>24304902
Gilgamesh.

Or Arturia.

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>>24304867
>>24304867
Yeah, okay, sign me up for this one.

>>24304902
Saber. Or Gilgamesh, maybe.

>>24304582

>Were a halfblood orphan with prodigious talent.

>>24304902
>who's our Inigo?
Saber.
Broskander is our Fezzik.
But then, who does ProtoGil get to be?

>>24304867

Nevermind, this is amazing. Changing vote.

>>24304867
OH GOD SECONDED

changing
>>24304843

to this

>>24304867

This is a whole 'nother level of trolling and there's no way they can refute us if we cover our tracks.

wonder how we're gonna break this to the clock tower/old man Acht though..

>>24304867
The sicillian is Lord El-Molloi. That is all you require for my support

>>24304902
>>24304905
It's amusing, but having a cover story that any muggleborn wizard might be able to see through is a BIG no-no.

It'd make the pureblood fanatics hate us since it sets us up as coming from nothing to marry into an important pureblood family, and it's not even a convincing cover from muggleborn families.

Pretty shit coverage as far as a cover story is concerned.

>>24304945
Protogil can be the doctor that stuffed a pill the size of a golfball down kerry's thoat

>>24304999
But Miracle Max was married.

Tally the vo--

>>24304867
*sigh* let me figure out who switched votes...

And Fast Wheels can be Vizzini

>>24304971
>Pureblood supremacists
>giving a shit about the claims of mudbloods
lel
Not even if the mudbloods were helping.

/tg/ never fails to deliver, changing from >>24304649 to this >>24304867

>>24304971
I hate to part poop an awesome idea, but I agree with this.

Kiritsugu is a pragmatist. Purebloods are more desirable than halfbloods among a certain powerful families. These mages do not know of ther world outside of Europe. It seems like a winning package.

>>24304971
It's also terribly out of character for Kiritsugu to go "Oh, a cover story to help me infiltrate the upper echelons of of a secret society of magi? Let's make a joke of it!"

>NoFunAllowed.jpg

>>24304971
>>24305038
>>24305051
Well, we could always replace 'muggleborn' with 'pureblood orphan from a disgraced family' maybe?

>>24304971
>>24305038
>>24305051

We can always make the idea come from Iri

She's gets so into it Kerry can't refuse [especially if he wants to get any tonight]

It sounds exactly like the kind of shit a sheltered magus who grew up on movies would think of

>>24304971
Name one Muggleborn Wizard who actually keeps up with Muggle culture after they get inducted into the world of institutional magical racism.
Judging by the fact that Arthur Weasley, THE big expert on Muggles, doesn't know how to use a telephone, feeling the need to yell into it, it seems that Muggleborns are either ignored completely on these matters, or spend so much time immersing themselves in Wizarding stuff that they completely forget how to function in Muggle society, like a zoo lion that's been broken. You can release him back into the wild, but he'll just die.

>>24305076
Works for me

Welp.

Time to rewrite that bit.

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>>24305110
lel

>>24305110
Sorry bro but it was too perfect.

Fuck the tally.
between "Pureblood to get Malfoy off our back" and "Princess bride" >>24305076 is the best solution.

>>24305152
I can compromise with this!

>>24304582
Going for:
>Were a pureblood scholar from the Orient.
How much longer till Harry goes to Hogwarts?

>>24305076

this.

>>24305182
Given that we're filling out Illya's background I'm guessing they'll both go.

wait, what house would this harry be sorted in to? Slytherin?

might be a good thing. May e clean the place up a bit

Does this mean we get to give Malfoy the 'To the pain' speech once he inevitably challenges us to a duel?

>>24305236
As you wish.

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>>24305236
Of course

>>24305227
We're pragmatic, not ambitious. I'd say we'd actually have a good chance of ending up in Hufflepuff.

Illya has reasons for ending up in any of the other three houses, though, but she'd most likely "convince" the Sorting Hat to put her in the same House as Harry.

>>24305280
by "Convince" you mean "Threaten to do horrible things to" yes?

>>24305280
OH FUCK, I just realized!

>IllyawearingSortingHat.png

HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG

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"But Harry, what about the CoUS?"
"Canine of Unusual Size? I don't believe it exists."

>>24305304
Better than the Arachnids Of Unusual Sizes from book 2.

>>24305330
or the Snake of Unusual Size from the same

>>24305304
>>24305330
Makes me wonder if we could use MEoDP to kill a Dementor.

>>24305340
Serpent.
It was a Serpent of Unusual Size.
And then there's the Person of Unusual Size, who created the Crustaceans of Unusual Size.

>>24305340
>or the Snake of Unusual Size from the same

I'm sure Ilya will be very interested in Harry's Snake of Unusual Size in a few years.

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>>24305360
.....
Only one way to find out

>>24305367
And the Squid of Unusual Size

>>24305293
Not really
Hermione was probably gonna be sorted into Ravenclaw in the original books, but its hinted that she convinced the hat to put her into Gryfindor

Same shit with Harry, Hat suggested Slytherin and he was like "NO"

fairly certain hat takes the wearer's wishes into account

>>24305360
If they have a death then there's no reason why not. Might give a small aneurysm though, use of MEoDP is last resort only for that reason.

>>24305404
Harry outright tells his kid that's the case in the last book.

>>24305385
She'll be his sister, though.

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>>24305360
If it has lines we can kill it.

>>24305427
STEPsister.

>>24305427
Not blood related!

>>24305394
Squid was non-aggressive for the most part though

>>24305404
well then.

We might be the only hufflepuffs to actually DO shit

>>24305427
only if they Adopt us, and not simply take us as a ward/live-in apprentice

Is it worth it to go read all of this quest? It seems pretty interesting just from this thread.

>>24305427
>implying incest has ever stopped /tg/
>or Irisviel

>>24305435
If even that. Iri will probably encourage Kiri to just go for a Legal Guardianship. Making us his Ward. Making us Dick Grayson to his Batman. And everyone in the DCU loves The Dick.

>>24305446
The Hufflepuffs were actually the smartest. They stayed the FUCK away from the MCs and got out pretty fine, except for Cedric Diggory because he made the mistake of being Harry's friendly rival.

>>24305472
There's only 4 other threads.

>>24305472

It is not that long, and you can just ctrl-f the relevant posts. Go for it, we will still be here when you return!

>>24305472
Definitely. It's only got, like, four threads, so you won't have much catching up to do.

Also, the Princess Bride is the solution to all of life's problems.

>>24305427
>incest
>stepkids
>Japan

>>24305472
This is the fifth thread and it's pretty good so far. Shouldn't take long.

>>24305472
2-3 threads, and then the first part of the interlude and this one. Quest is just getting started (though Hermione seems to have gone magical girl already)

>>24305515
>>24305500
>>24305487
Is that just the intermission, or the entire everything?

>>24305547
Entire everything.

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>>24305482
Actually, he made the mistake of porking Cho Chang. Everyone who gets a piece of that dies. Fucking Doombitch.

>>24305547
3 threads, one intermission, then this (intermission).

>>24305547
we JUST got started like a week ago

>>24305478
>Iri will probably encourage Kiri to just go for a Legal Guardianship. Making us his Ward.

This is what I hope happens just to save on arguments down the line. If he becomes an adopted sibling then a romance will weird some people out (myself included), and I could see it causing some hefty shitstorms.

>>24305547

When I said you could read it and be back in time to participate, I was not kidding.

>>24305559
Note to self: if Cho Chang offers us pineapple salad, we will decline politely, and then burn any clothing she may have touched.

>>24305638
>implying Illya will let her get close enough

>>24305663
Honestly, if ANYONE offers us pineapple salad, we should run to the hills. Shit's cursed, yo.

>>24305638
I don't get it.

By the way Professor Chaos. If you ever decide to include further intermission threads I would love to get a run through of Kiritsugu's Grail War. We may know a couple of details of how it ends but there would be plenty of room to explore it.

>>24305701
A guy was mortally wounded but was so manly to make it to a date to have pineapple salad with a chick he was dating before passing away moments after finisihing it.

>>24305728
I want to be Dudley.

>>24305701
The mentor of the main character in SDF Macross dies when his girlfriend is making him a pineapple salad (bled out because of injuries after a sortie and he didn't go to the hospital for some reason). It's become a massive in-joke since then. At one point in Macross Frontier they had some pineapple cake but the guy lived with minor injuries, then someone else died.

>>24305751

Wonder where my namesake is. Did he learn to rejoice? Was he even involved?

>>24305701
It's a weeaboo thing.

In Macross, someone's girlfriend promised them them an amzing pineapple salad on a date. He was mortall wounded in the battle, but was gutsy enough to carry on and have the dinner date with his girl.

Pineapple Salad is shorthand among /m/'s crowd for 'instant death'

>>24305787
No, I mean I want to see what even happens in Dudley Dursley's life.

>>24305787
The summoned Gil was Prototype Gil. He got into a willing Seiba's pants, so it's doubtful that he did anything for Kirei

>>24305800
You mean manly death.

>>24305749
>>24305773
>>24305800
That dude is hardcore into pineapple salads.

>>24305848

Then we have a walking timebomb doing executor duty for the Church, you realize.

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>>24305848
>this swag motherfucker will never make you feel like a real woman

>>24305901
Isn't it great?

>>24305928

Well, I think so!

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"I was thinking that you could play the part of the Pureblood Scholar," Kingsley says. "You'll have immigrated in from the Orient. Spent some time in Northern Germany - that's when you and Irisviel met - before coming here to Britain."

"A specialist on the enigmatic mysteries of the soul, then?" you only half ask. "Gotta keep connections to the Ministry and its factions minimal... I read about Harry's survival in one of the texts I was studying, and came up with a thesis that his soul had something to do with it." You nod. "I came to Britain, laid my roots near the boy so I could observe him. My thesis proved false, but Harry was a quick and eager student."

"That should wor-" Kingsley is interrupted.

"No," Irisviel declares. "That story isn't human enough. It needs more... *more*."

"Iri," you start, "I've been doing this for deca-"

She cuts you off with a glare.

"Emiya Kiritsugu," she begins, "was a talented pureblood from a family fleeing disgrace from the Orient, working in the service of the prestigious von Einzbern family. He and I fell in love, but Kiri was but a poor young man. He left to become a soldier of forune, that he might return rich enough that they could be wed."

Kiritsugu palms his face. Kingsley looks interested, and motions for her to continue.

>Field too long.

>>24305991
"During his struggles, he encountered the Dread Mage Kaminski, a sorcerer of great power who had been terrorizing the far east, and was thought to have been slain!" Iri clasps her hands together, her eyes lighting up. "Five years later, the Dread Mage Kaminski invades the von Einzbern castle, and kidnaps Irisviel on the night she was to be married to the foul lord Uryuu."

She pauses, thinking.

"Is that all?" Kingsley asks... pondering.

"No!" She declares, "For the von Einzberns would not stand the insult, and sent a group of mercenaries to pursue the Dread Mage. One by one, the Dread Mage out fought the honorable Kotomine, out magic'd the might wizard Tohsaka, and outwitted the devious El-Melloi." She claps her hands again. "And then, at the moment of greatest drama, the Dread Mage reveals himself to be Irisviel's lost love, Kiritsugu!"

Kingsley nods, "Well, I figured, considering Kirtsugu is alive and well. How does it end?"

"Oh, that's simple," Iri nods. "After being healed from near death by Waver Velvet, Kiritsugu, Tohsaka, and Kotomine join forces to eliminate Lord Uryuu, who had intended to betray them from the start. Kotomine avenges the death of his wife by slaying her killer in single combat. Tohsaka saves his brother and reunites with his family. And Kiritsugu slays the vile Lord Uryuu, and stops his scheming machinations."

"Iri, that'll be seen through immediately."

"I like it!" Kingsley says. "A bit personal and rich on details, but most of those places are information black holes to the Wizarding World. I assume you're family will be able to back the story up, of course..."

You...
>Facepalm. No. None of these shenanigans.
>Acquiesce. If they're all like Kingsley, it should work.
>Acquiesce. Iri will never forgive you if you don't.
>[Other]

>>24306004
>Acquiesce. Iri will never forgive you if you don't.

We're still feeling a little horny remember. Plus most wizards will probably not see through it.

>>24306004
All of the above

[x] Visibly acquise but pull Kingsley aside and tell him to go with your version of the story

Let the wife have 'her victory' and if she finds out later and complains, defend yourself with concern for Harry

>>24306004
>>Acquiesce. Iri will never forgive you if you don't.
But pretend it's >Acquiesce. If they're all like Kingsley, it should work.

>>24306004
>Facepalm, then give in. Iri will never fogive you if you don't go along with it, and if they're all like Kingsley...

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>>24306004
>Acquiesce. Iri will never forgive you if you don't.

Also:

> the honorable Kotomine

HAHAHAHA

>>24306004
>>Acquiesce. If they're all like Kingsley, it should work and Iri will never forgive you if you don't.

>>24306004
>Facepalm
>Acquiesce; Iri will never forgive you if you don't
You do not piss off the love of your life, espically when she has you by the balls metaphorically.

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>>24306004
>the honorable Kotomine
>devious El-Melloi
pic
Not that that's a bad thing, I just never get a chance to use this.

Anyway, go with >>24306077

>>24306079
Clearly in this world Kotomine ended up allied with them or something.

>>24306004
>Acquiesce. Iri will never forgive you if you don't.

I'm pretty sure Kiri has learned at this point to never argue with the wife.

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>>24306004
>>Acquiesce. If they're all like Kingsley, it should work.
>>Acquiesce. Iri will never forgive you if you don't.
Irisviel is too adorable to deny. Besides, this is one of those Funny Nasu Moments, where characters sprout stupid shit and the worst that happens is a facepalm.

Plus, I'm envisioning an enthusiastic Iri narrating this, and it's too cute for words.

>Suggest Harry and Ilia watch the Princess Bride in a previous thread
>Everyone loves it
>Fast forward a week or so
>Get shitfaced drunk
>Hey, HP Nasuversequest is on
>Taking suggestions for kerrys fake background
>Suggest Princess Bride again because I'm drunk as fuck and it seems like an awesome idea
>Leave to vomit profusely into my toilet for an hour
>sober up
>Return to... Well, this.
I'm not apologizing.

I can visualise what the Grail War was like.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7WhA5OJ9KuQ
It was this.

>>24306106
Probably because Gil didn't give him THE PALADIN FALLS speech.

>>24306106
Proto Gils sheer broness managed to make Kotomine learn that friendly ribbing and pranks would still allow him to feel joy. He rejoiced ever after.

>>24306103
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xhr71a_never-go-in-against-a-sicilian-when-death-is-on-the-line_shortfilms#.UW9W3cqN6So

>The devious El-Melloi

>>24306179
Don't, it's fantastic and I love your drunk ass.

>>24306179
Be drunk more often it leads to hilarity!
>But not to the point that you die
>That would be bad

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>>24306179
You seem to imply that it's not an awesome idea.

Shit like this is what /tg/ is made out of, friend!

I'll admit I party pooped because I thought Kerry would never suggest this himself.

All in all, I'm pleased

>>24306306

> Bad

Drink your fill, anon.

>>24306179
What the hell caused you to party so hard?

>>24306325
End of Exams, I'll wager. I know it's what I'll be doing, in a week.

>>24306718
>>Get back to making Iri a little brother.
Priorities, nigga.

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You want to say something.

You really, really, really want to say something. This is the worst idea, every bone in your body is screaming at you, but... but... but...

You are not changing your mind because of the adorable way that Irisviel is cheerily going on about further details into your fake backstory. You're not. You're justifying this - if everyone is like Kingsley in this world of wizards, then this backstory won't be seen through immediately. And indeed, it does follow the fortysecond principle of falsified identities - keep sufficient information consistent between your various identities, so you don't slip up.

Yes, that is the reason, and not other.

"Alright, alright," you say, "We can go with that. We may have to get in contact with Kotomine in the Vatican in case we need someone to confirm the story, and I'd trust him to keep the details straight better than, say, Tohsaka."

Kingsley looks at you warily. "The Vatican. If one of your friends is a member of the Church, the Ministry won't try to dig all that deeply." He chuckles. "Wouldn't want them to kick off another witch hunt against us wizards and witches, after all."

"All the better then," you say. "Old Man Acht will probably back us up if we need to - he'd probably take great joy in it, all things considered."

"Excellent, excellent," Kingsley says. "Now that that's in order, I better head off. I've got that mosquito to contact about Harry's living arrangements, and the wheels need to be greased to get your paperwork through."

He stands up and moves to leave. You see him out, and...
>Get back to making ILLYA a little brother.
>Get that paperwork filled out.
>Tell him what a True Magic is, as you implied you would earlier.
>Send out transcriptions to Acht and Kotomine.
>[Other]

>>24306718
>Get back to making Iri a little brother
>Then paperwork

>>24306769
>"Wouldn't want them to kick off another witch hunt against us wizards and witches, after all."
Huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue

[X] Get back to making Illya a little brother
We always finish what we start.

>>24306769

>Get back to making ILLYA a little brother.

Well, I mean, yes, right.

>>24306769
>Get back to making ILLYA a little brother.

>>24306769
Memo to self rmember to greet Illya in the morning by telling her that lasst night you and Mommy were hard at work getting her a new brother. Then explain that your adopting Harry. Enjoy the haunted look on her face as Illya 'misunderstands'.

>>24306769
>Tell him what a True Magic is, as you implied you would earlier.
Then
>Get back to making ILLYA a little brother.

>>24306769
>>Hint at him what a True Magic is, as you implied you would earlier.
>>Send out transcriptions to Acht and Kotomine.

the mood is already lost guys

come on, kerry is more responsible then to fuck when he has business to attend to I think

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>>24306880
Yes, this.

Shit, is Harry getting adopted or just taken in as a ward?

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>>24306769
Vatican, you say?

>>24306769
>Get back to making ILLYA a little brother.
And do >>24306880 too. Gotta keep her TERRIFIED of sex for the foreseeable future.

>>24306769
>>Tell him what a True Magic is, as you implied you would earlier.
>>Send out transcriptions to Acht and Kotomine.
in that order

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>>24306769
>>[X]Get back to making ILLYA a little brother.
>>Get that paperwork filled out.
>>Tell him what a True Magic is, as you implied you would earlier.
>>Send out transcriptions to Acht and Kotomine.
>>[Other]
Paperwork can wait. Transcriptions can wait. Kingsley's lessons on Nasuverse magic can wait.

Our wife went to GREAT strides to reach this stage in her research.

It's time for Kerry play studious pupil!


>"We may have to get in contact with Kotomine in the Vatican in case we need someone to confirm the story, and I'd trust him to keep the details straight better than, say, Tohsaka."

Holy crap. This is the NobleBright version of the Grail War, isn't it?

>>24306880
That is delicious. Kiritsugu, king of the TrollDads!

>>24306979
Actually, change that.

>>[X]Tell him what a True Magic is, as you implied you would earlier.

We might as well be decent. Trust for trust, and all that.


but then: Irisviel + kiri happy times!

>>24306979
>NobleBright version of the Grail War

The only way this could be brighter is if Kotomine's waifu is still alive and if that one webfiction with little rin and sakura Accidentally summoning Archer is canon to this setting

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"Oh, before you go," you say, "you wanted to know what a True Magic is, right Kingsley. I'll give you the strict definition - True Magics are things that can't be done by mundane means, no matter how inefficient or crude the machine is."

Kingsley pauses, and then nods.

"I'll keep that in mind, then," he says, before disappearring in another one of those pops. You and Iri are left standing at the door, bidding adieu to empty space. You give a very slight glance towards Iri.

"You mixed something in with your tea," you say, "I thought you preferred it black and unsweetened."

"Oh I do," she gently pushes you back inside, "buuu~ut the infusion I've been working on has a particularly foul taste, so I had to cut it with something."

"I thought we said that we weren't going to use that just yet..." You frown - what if she made an error in her formula what if-

"And I have some faith in my own work-" she pokes you in the chest, grinning. "Now, where did we leave off earlier...?"

"I believe it was right about here." You pick her up rather bodily, gently throwing her over your shoulder and carry her up the stairs, and into your bedroom. Whatever work you need to do can wait - you've had a long and eventful night, and you've got a very visual reminder that it's cold tonight right in front of you.

You smile, and kiss your wife. Among other things.

>INTERLUDE END
>BEGIN NEXT SESSION Y/N?

>>24307475
YYYYYYY

>>24307475
Y

FOR THE LOVE OF YES Y

>>24307475
>BEGIN NEXT SESSION Y/N?
YES!
A MILLION TIMES YES!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vy_xbXIJ898

>>24307475
Y

>>24307475
Y!

>>24307475
Y like the Fist of the North Star
So "Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y" I guess

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>>24307475
Y

>>24307475
Do you even need to ask? Y

>>24307475

ALL OF MY Y's

>>24307475
Like you have to ask.
Y

>>24307475
Y

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>>24307475
>>BEGIN NEXT SESSION Y/N?
Oh hell yes!

>>24307917

New thread. Back to Harry's Perspective we go!