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Months later, you're standing on a dock waiting for a ferry in Japan. For an American student, it's mid-student but, according to Capt. Ami Chono, it was two days before the end of summer vacation for Japanese students. Poor bastards. Not that you'd had it much easier the past few months- not only did you have your normal highschool curriculum as well as two more tanking tournements, but several intense courses intended to get yourself and your crew fluent enough in Japanese that you'd be able to communicate. Between that and Roy's... extensive collection of anime and manga you felt you had a pretty good grasp of the language- both spoken and written.

But all that is pushed to the back of your mind as you look out over the sea and see your new home out on the horizon. A long, low sliver seems to take up more than it's fair share of the horizon- the Oorai Highschool Carrier. Somewhat closer is the much smaller transport that would be carrying you, your crew and Black Jack to the floating town.

You're thinking it, but Patrick says it before anyone else gets a chance. "That's a big goddamned boat."

>Talk to Chono.
>How is your crew doing?
>How is your tank doing?
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>>24285577
>How is your crew doing?

Gotta make sure your guys are okay...and make fun of those who are seasick.

Also, yay, GuPQ.
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>How is your tank doing?
PMCS are always important
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>>24285577
How is your tank doing?
Talk to Chono

BOTH
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>>24285577
>>Talk to Chono.
>How is your crew doing?

Hang on, isnt a portion of our crew guys?

is...is that allowed?
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>>24285807
murika
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>>24285577
Check on the tank, of course!
And make sure the boys are okay.
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>>24285888
I hope this girl is on our team.
She's a bro.
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Question: When does this take place in relation to the anime? I assume afterwards because they seem to be rather flush with cash if they're scouting talent from America.
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>>24285926
she's saunders sadly. not Oorai.

This is probably our team leader
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>>24285960
Hmmm that is a question. Why didn't Saunders snap us up? I mean well preserved Pershing? They would be on that shit like white on rice
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>>24286001
Probably because their leader is a bit of a ditz.

and Oorai seems to be the only ones to field mixed nationalities
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>>24286039
All right, I suppose that makes sense.
'sides, they need less terrible tanks on their team anyway.
Speaking of, check on the tank, and the crew!
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Anyone have links to previous parts of this quest?
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>>24286104
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24210692/
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>>24285577

>Check on the crew.
Note: Pershing is part of the Crew...
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>Check on our tank.

Black Jack is currently buttoned up in an oversized shipping container, strapped to the insides with what was probably nearly a mile of chain thick enough to keep the behemoth still. He had actually been shipped ahead, since his weight made it nearly impossible to transport by air he had been shipped by sea, arriving, with usual Japanese precision, yesterday. Various dockworkers were already securing the container to a crane for loading onto the transport. You begin to crawl over his bulk, checking for damage, rust, dents or anything else that might've happened during it's long journey.

You eventually find yourself gravitating to the commander's hatch, sealed and taped to keep moisture away from the delicate innards of the tank. Everything you'd ever read or watched about tanks had commented on how hot, stinky and uncomfortable they often were, but for you there has never been a place you felt more natural, more at home, than directly beneith that hatch. Even now, a thousand miles away from everything you had ever known Black Jack was here and that was enough to give you comfort. As you pretend to check rigging for the third time, you notice the inside of the container darken slightly as someone stands at the partially opened door.

You look down and see Chono staring up at you.

>Greet politely.
>Greet friendly.
>Ask her what she's doing.
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>>24286402
>Greet friendly.
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>>24286402
>>Greet friendly.
>>Ask her what she's doing.
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>>24286402
>>>Greet friendly.
>>>Ask her what she's doing.
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>>24286402
>Ask her what she's doing

Might as well ask, couldn't hurt.
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>>24286402

>Greet friendly.
"Just wanted to make sure she fared well in her journey"
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Good to see you back, Black Jack! This quest is a good time.

Can we be friendly AND polite to Chono?
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>Greet politely.

I think it's too soon to get outright friendly, but we should be polite
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>>24286513

We're American, so no.
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>>24286402
She's a Jap, politeness is key.
Ask her what she's doing
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>>24286523

Well, polite then, you fucking racist.
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>>24286564

>:P
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>Greet politely
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You look down at her from the top of Black Jack. "Help you with something, Captain?" you ask as politely, managing to keep your American drawl despite the use of Japanese. Yes you had practiced this. A lot.

She smiles politely back up at you. "Ah, I had wondered where you had been. I was worried that you might miss the boat."

You slip the sleeve of your jacket up to check your watch. Damn, you'd been in here nearly forty-five minutes? "Thanks for the reminder. Just making sure Black Jack was still in good shape." You say calmly.

"I see. It's good that you're so fastidious and care so much about your Pershing. It's the sign of a good commander." She says, staring up at you with the same odd look you remembered from that day at the armor show. You still couldn't quite get behind those eyes and figure out what she was thinking.

"Well, better to know if the shipping company screwed up and wrecked our tank now than before we're miles out at sea." You give a last pull of the chain that you'd already checked four times before sliding off the turret and onto the hull before the short drop the the floor. "Looks like everything is in order."

>Talk with Chono.
>Check on crew.
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>>24286951

Damn your binary choices, let's do both!
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>>24286951
>Talk with Chono
Whats life like on these boats
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>>24286951
>Check on crew.
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>>24286951
[x] Crew
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>Talk with Chono

I get the feeling we'd be seeing more of her so it'd be a good idea to get on her good side.
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>Talk with crew.
We are the voice of our crew, we need to get their opinions on the situation so that any concerns can be acted upon...
That and it's best to get their views on Chono...
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>>24286951
>>Talk with Chono.
>>Check on crew.
Walk 'n Talk.
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>>24286951
>managing to keep your American drawl
this had damn well better STAY our accent
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>>24287154

One would hope. We cannot go full Weeabo. We must always remember the superiority of American tanks and culture and tank culture.
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>>24287204
>implying this won't be us (replace panzer IV with pershing)

I ever mentioned how much I love this show?

because the maus fight was also great
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>>24287274

> Multi-tread drifting!
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>>24287233
I wonder how the American school is going to react to this team working for the japanese.
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>>24287307
Saunders is technically a Japanese school as well. Same for all the other academy ships.
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>>24287307
bribery, a good fight, hatesex, exchanging phonecalls, Holding hands?

In that order?
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>>24287274
I'm more concerned about those turret rotation rates than the drifting.
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>>24286951
>Check on crew

Not much to talk to her about.
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>Check on crew.
Ignoring girls makes them want you more.
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>>24287343
Then what explains Kay being so American then?

Wait... stupid question. Japan has proven to produce more americanism than the US (Metal Wolf Chaos, anyone?)
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>>24287463

You are forgetting MAJOR ALFRED WALKEN, TRUE AMERICAN MARTYR
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>>24287483
Is it bad that I've forgotten what he did.
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>>24287463
You might as well ask why there are German, French, Italian, Australian, Russian etc. schools as well.
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>>24287463
RICHAAAAAAAAARD
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>>24287521

Died for freedom, at the hand of a slant eyed traitorous pigdog.

His TSF was sabotaged by the CIA, like all great American tragedies, it was an inside job.
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>>24287463
and Dan Eagleman
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>>24287538
Gets me every time
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>>24287547

Another American Martyr!
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>>24287542
Yeah that doesn't help my memory, sadly. I'll go check the wiki for more info.
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With a final glance around the container you move back out of the container, blinking in the sudden bright light. You'd really lost track of time, hadn't you? "Well, Captain Chono, I need to go make sure my crew is staying out of trouble." You nod to her and leave her behind in search of your crew. Looking around the dock you see most them in the midst of various activities while the transport docks.

Patrick is staring out at the Oorai schoolship, talking with Roy. Rich is sitting on box of mail reading what appears to be a Japanese girl's magazine. Rose is waiting impatiently for the gangplank to be lower.

>Patrick and Roy
>Rich
>Rose
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>>24287638

> Rose
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>>24287547
Best Plans
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>>24287638
>Rich

Let's develop some characters.
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>>24287638
>Rich
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>Patrick and Roy

What school is Oorai again?
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>>24287638
>Pat and Roy
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>>24287638
>Patrick and Roy
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>>24287638
>Rich
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>>24287682
Anglerfish/etc.
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I'd laugh if this leads to a choice of what to talk about. I know you want to write quicker, but try not to have smalltime choices.
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>>24287682
main character school
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>>24287783
AH.
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>>24287638
>Rich
What you got there buddy?
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>>24288000

Changing to Rich, I am curious.
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>>24287671
where does that image come from? I see some kind of Robot thing behind the launcher... but it is neither a MS or a Knightmare Frame...


voting for Rich
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>>24287638
>Rich
Are you looking at their porn before we even arrive?
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>>24288034
Guilty Crown.

Dan is the only good thing about it
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>>24288059
Maybe he's checking out what to expect of japanese girls, though the GuP cast for being 99% japanese don't look the text book cases.
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>>24287638
>Rich
then the rest
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>>24288087
Nah, Rich sounds like a perv.
Rich is a name perverts have
Inquire about his magazine!
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>>24288117
I wasn't denying his intent, though that's stereotyping right there.
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>>24287638
Rich you sly old hound you, what are ya reading?
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>>24286001
Are you kidding? If Saunders gets a Pershing, that's Kay's tank.
I hope they got one, so we can have a good ol' fashioned duel, with Pershings. Make Andrew Jackson proud.
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>>24288329

We can't do that unless we take the tanks to Florida and finish off the Seminoles.
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>>24288343
I was referring to Jackson's well-documented love of dueling.
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>>24288358

And I was referring to his well-documented love of wars of racial extermination.
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"Rich, just so you know, I approve of whatever lifestyle choices you want to make..." You tell Roy as you approach his seating arrangement. "But I'm a tiny bit confused as to why you're reading a Japanese Seventeen." With a short hop you make it up to sit next to him.

"I'm reading it for the articles, actually." He says, before licking a finger to turn the page.

You blink at him. "...I'm still a bit confused. Why are you reading Seventeen in Japanese."

"Twelve tank strategies that'll bring you victory!" He reads off a page. Before flipping back to a previous page. "Seventeen intervews Saunders Academy tank leader Lina Kay..." A few more pages forward again. "Seven signs your guy is a keeper: Number three, a thorough knowledge of senshado and a willingness." He closes the magazine and looks over at you. "We aren't in Kansas anymore, man. It's a completely differant tank culture over here-"

"Yeah I knew tha-" You start.

"I don't think you are really getting what exactly this means." He interrupts closing the magazine. "Oorai is a girls school, man. In the middle of the ocean. We will literally be the only men on that ship between the ages of 13 and 18 for weeks at a time. You are not prepared, man. You are not ready for this." He stops and gives you a thoughtful look. "Except maybe Rose- the only thing I'm not sure of is how they'll feel about guys who drive tanks."

He's put entirely too much thought into this, which isn't surprising. Rich had a large appreciation for all things women. Rich was perhaps the smoothest guy you'd ever met. He had routinely wooed even the most reserved girls at your old school and had acquired a reputation as the school's ladykiller.

He smiles. There was nothing anyone could do about it and he knew it. "So yeah, I need to get back to my research. I'm going to be a very busy man in the coming weeks."


>Talk to Patrick and Roy
>Talk to Rose
>Talk to Chono
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>>24288444
>Talk to Rose

If ladies are a problem we could always wear a gas mask and a trench coat to hide our gender.
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>>24288444
Rich confirmed for living the dream. Let''s move on.

>Rose
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>>24288444

Lets talk to either Rose or Pat and Roy. I lean towards Rose.
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>>24288444
"Rich, if you cause needless after school special level drama amongst our new team, I will personally keelhaul you."
>Seventeen intervews Saunders Academy tank leader Lina Kay...
We are so borrowing that magazine later.
>Talk to Patrick and Roy
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>Talk to Patrick and Roy

I wonder if that magazine had any nice pictures; Seventeen magazine is rumored to get rather borderline.
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>>24288480
>If ladies are a problem we could always wear a gas mask and a trench coat to hide our gender.
Kinda want to do that anyways.

>>24288444
>Talk to Rose
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>>24288444
>Talk to Rose

Might as well.
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>talk to rose.
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>>24288480
Or we could just dress in the most androgynous clothing we could find and use only neuter word-forms (Japanese has a lot of them) to refer to ourself.
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>>24288517

If we were in a Tiger or something, I'd be all for full SS getup.
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>>24288554
This would be hilarious.

Then, if exposed, act genuinely confused and, in our best texas drawl, say "Where the fuck did those come from"
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>>24288507
>Seventeen intervews Saunders Academy tank leader Lina Kay...
That chicks commands that fucking awesome Sherman, we should see what she has to say
Give me that when you're done
Also chat with Roy and Pat and Rose
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>>24288585

As funny it would be, that dishonesty would come back to haunt us. For that matter, we are likely a high profile acquisition, and already known.
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>>24288619
I still say we should dress like a Krieger.
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>>24288619
The real question is, will Yukari attack us with questions before or after she molests Black Jack?
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>>24288654

No one gets NEAR Black Jack without permission. He's family.
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>>24288654
If she molests black jack we drag her off and make her apologize for groping the tank.

That should get us plenty of points
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>>24288645
>Krieger
Bitch we're a 'MURRICAN! If we're anything from 40k, we're from the Merican Fusiliers.
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>>24288645
By 'we' you mean the whole crew right. Be the only way.
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>>24288645

Someone say Krieger?
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>>24288685
That's why we put an American flag on the back of the trench coat.
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>>24288687
we get to wear a commissar's cap though
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>>24288724

Fuck that, the Stripes go right in the mid chest.
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>>24288724
And then we wind up having Anteater Team mistake us for just being huge New Vegas fans.
Also, Kriegers are boring. The IDEA of the Kriegers is neat, and their aesthetic is cool, but they're pretty much an entire planet of severe autists, canonically.
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>>24288730
Yess~!
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>>24288687

that would only work if we arrived at Oorai Tankery Club inside the tank, which is still in it's shipping container.

We wanted a new tank, We got a tank full of Kreigers. They are currently entrenching their tank and fending off Yukari from gettign anywhere near it...
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>>24288763
Everyone wonders where their pillows went
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>>24288724
So everyone dresses up as Ulysses?
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>>24288782
no, everyone dresses like Dan Eagleman
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>>24288701
I've had good results with ether
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>>24288815

And we act like Walken.
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>>24288815
You called?
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>>24288833
Can't we have Rich channel Ichimonji Takahashi (BADASS MOTHER FUCKING DRIVER!) instead? I mean pissing FREEDOM and shitting bald eagles is all well and good, but a man who can drive a 60 meter limousine LIKE IT AIN'T NO THING, like any motherfucker can just walk up to such a beast and wrangle it like its a bull, is the man we want driving our tank. Of course then we'd need to install a speed alarm in Blackjack.
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>>24288884

But of course! But as commander, pissing and shitting copies of the Constitution should be our goal!
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>>24288914
SIR, DO NOT DESCRIBE THE GLORIOUS CONSTITUTION IN SUCH A MANNER.

Our goal should be belching the constitution, pissing freedom, bleeding RED HOT PATRIOTISM and liberating the SHIT out of the other teams

(I motion that all commands to fire be changed to "liberate the fuckers!)
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>>24288941
I think that might be overdoing it. While amusing it'll rub many many people the wrong way.
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>>24288963

Fire command: "Gunner! Let Freedom Ring!"
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Guys, we're going about this all wrong. We need to get ourselves the following items.
1: A steel pot helmet.
2: A fleece-lined leather jacket.
3: A pair of binoculars.
4: A first edition copy of Infanterie Greift An.
Congratulations, we are now Patton-kun, giving us an "in" with the history club. Erwin would probably sell us her first born child for that copy of Infanterie Freift An, actually.
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>>24288977
Only if we name Black Jack's main gun "Freedom".
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>>24289009
Well bargained and Done
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>>24288941
>(I motion that all commands to fire be changed to "liberate the fuckers!)

"In every Pravda tanker there is an American waiting to get out! It's a hardball world, son!"
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>>24289009

BUT OF COURSE!
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>>24289015
>"SAUNDERS, I DEFEND THIS HILL WITH A SINGLE PERSHING AND FREEDOM, WHAT FORCES DO YOU WISH TO BID?"
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>>24288993
Not a fan of going FULL Patton, but the jacket, helmet, and 'nocs is actually a good idea from both practical AND style standpoints.
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>>24289097

" ERWIN, YOU AMAZING BITCH, I WATCHED YOUR SHOOOOOW"
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>>24289123
Y'know, if we felt like being a dick we could point out that StuGs were used in the Continuation War, not the Winter War (a mistake which was intentional on the writers' part).
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>>24289097
>Not a fan of going FULL Patton
I am. Now someone bring me a Russian so I can talk about how he's secretly an asian.
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You approach Rose as the transport pulls up to the dock. "So I think Rich might be planning to date the entirety of Oorai." She turns around and is already rolling his eyes.

"I think he might be overestimating himself." She says dryly. "Not to mention the idea of Japanese women wetting themselves with excitement when an American so much as glances at them is kind of overplayed."

"What about you?" You ask, leaning against the railing.

"What about me?" She askes defiantly.

"Well, I don't think the Japanese guys wetting themselves with excitement when a tall blonde American so much as glances at them is quite as overplayed." You paraphrase. "Not to mention this Senshado's supposed to be a very attractive trait for the girls here."

"Well, it shouldn't be a huge problem considering that dude over there with the rope that's been leering at me is probably the last male I'll see in a while." She glares at the man until he uncomfortably goes back to work. She tended to have that affect on guys.

"What's that make the rest of our crew?" You say with mock pain.

"Three numbskulls and my brother." She says with a wry grin. By now they were beginning to lower the ramp up to the transport.

"Touche."

>Talk to Patrick and Roy
>Talk to Chono
>ALL ABOARD!
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>>24289372

Over to Pat and Roy then, got to cover our bases.
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>>24289372
>Talk to Patrick and Roy
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>Talk to Patrick and Roy

I hope she's not going to be a chronic cockbocker.
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>>24289372
>Pat and Roy

Gotta get that character development.
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>>24289372
Pat and Roy; but if the conversation sounds like something we shouldn't butt into, Chono.
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>>24289372
Cold woman. Cold.

>Talk to Patrick and Roy
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>>24289372
>>Talk to Patrick and Roy
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>>24289372
>Talk to Patrick and Roy

Let's see if ignoring Chono becomes a thing.
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>>24289766
I'm worried ignoring her might bite us in the ass.
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>>24289870
Every one else ignores her so it shouldn't be an issue.
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>>24289870

Aye. We should certainly attend to her. But I see the wisdom in putting crew first.'

Crew>BlackJack>AMERICA>Superiors>School>Others

Captcha: gsdakc tanks
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>>24289925
She gets the lowest priority since she tried to separate us from our tank once.
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>>24289943

Well, and Rose. Remember, crew first.
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>>24289943
That's thick headed thinking, snubbing the wrong people can make anything more troublesome than it has to be.
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>>24289925
IMO

Blackjack>Crew>AMERICA>Superiors>School>Others
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You approach Patrick and Roy as they converse about "...why the hell would they make something that big just to put a school on it? Seriously." Patrick decries staring through your pair of binoculars at the massive ship floating on the horizon like a distant continent. "Why not have their schools on dry land like the rest of the world does?"

You, being who you are, barge straight in. "Well, they wanted to tell the Communists not to fuck with them, right?"

Roy nods a greeting to you. He's always been the scholar of the group- an odd counterpoint to his tomboyish sister. "Yeah. But their constitution said they couldn't have big force-projecting weapons, so they made the schoolships. Perfectly peaceful" He leans over the railing a bit as the crane begins to lift Black Jack's container into the air. "I figure if it had ever gone down, they probably would've been able to convert them into proper warships pretty damn quick." He smiled. "Kinda like Senshado, eh? Can't hurt that half your women are trained to operate or maintain armored vehicals."

Patrick shrugs. "Makes sense, I guess. Still, the materials, the manufacturing..." He looks up. "Hey! They're lifting Black Jack up!" He yells and runs over to watch the operation and then, seemingly ignoring the workers waving him away, stands directly underneith the fifty-ton container, before it was lifted out over the now-docked transport. You follow him over towards the gangplank, where everyone was now gathering to board.

>Boarding time!
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>>24290161

Haha, we ignored the shit out of her.
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>>24290201
It'll be ok, she will probably be keeping close tabs on us once we are getting swarmed by women.
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>>24288993
>Erwin would probably sell us her first born child
Why would she do that? When we will GIVE her her first born child?

Oh God the History Club is so hot
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>>24290254

Gentlemen, there will be plenty of opportunities for such things, patience. We must show them the might of Freedom's call!
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>>24290254
Rommel's a real fox, but Oreo's so delicious.
I have such a hard time figuring out which I like better.
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>>24290201
To be fair, she was pretty much a non-entity in the series, too.
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I hope we can get refreshers on the characters; I can remember every tank on the show, but the only characters I know are Miho, Erwin, Yukari and Katyusha.
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>>24290254
I'd cross her Rubicon if you know what I mean.
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>>24290342
That's Caesar, not Erwin. Mind you, Caesar's pretty okay too.

I'd show HER a dictatorship for life, if you know what I mean.
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>>24290370

Would you be up for a Triumvirate?
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>>24290370
I'd stab Caesar in the back, if you know what I mean.
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>>24290393
Depends who number three is.
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>>24290311
>Rommel's a real fox
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>>24290436
Guderian obviously
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>>24290476

Well, Pompey actually.
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>>24290311
Indeed, though I'm restraining my expectations in case one character ends up stealing the story.
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>>24290476
I'd let her load my 88mm, if you know what I mean.
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>>24290493

I mean, we could always just melt the available American ice queen. Keep the bloodlines pure, like Father Comstock teaches.
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>>24290493
Rather than romancing the girls they're going to find us dry humping the tank.
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>>24290513

Please.


We'd never 'dry' hump Blackjack.
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>>24290489
Sulla. Or hell, if we're going full incest Rome/hentai, Octavius- after all, whoever Antony is s/he'd be getting nasty with Cleopatra.

Unless we can choose other generals, in which case, uh, Zhukov?
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>>24290513
Not so sure about that, but I remember first hearing about SWQ and I was looking forward to going for Charlotte but when I finally started reading it? 3 whole posts worth of F's.
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>>24290592
Please tell me that's a real thing.
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>>24290592
>Gas turbine
0/10 would not bang
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>two threads in
>no love for Mako
Why does /tg/ have such shit taste?
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>>24290783
How old are we anyway?
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>>24290783
Well people are trying to keep quiet until IT BEGINS.

>>24290828
Well with the MC going to the same school ship, basically with in acceptable limits.
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>>24290783
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>>24290845
probably young enough to have our testosterone make all of our decisions.
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>>24290912

> implying you ever grow out of that
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can we blast this song while riding through the streets?
>>>/vg/32657924
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An hour later, the transport is under way towards the gigantic schoolship. And you're not realising that ocean travel does not agree with you. There was a tiny bit of chop on the water, which meant that you were leaning over the railing at the port of the ship, voiding what little was left of breakfast into the wash below. Spitting the noxious taste from you're mouth, you turn to Patrick and Roy, who had joined you to give their "comfort" and "support".

"Jeez. What did you have for breakfast? A turkey dinner?" He askes incredulously.

"Aw, don't say that, Roy!" Patrick says. "He's got a very sensitive stomach! Would you like me to get you a ginger ale and rub your shoulders?"

Still spitting the taste of vomit from your mouth, you try to tell him he's an asshole, but are prevented by another heave of your stomach, this one thankfully dry. "I think..." You start, before catching your breath. "I think I'm gonna go lay down." And you leave their sniggering company to head below deck towards your quarters. Opening the door you see what should've been your private room is already occupied.

"The hell?! Grandpa?!"

>What is he doing here.
>Oh god let me lay down.
>Urphlarrrgh.
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>>24290947
whoops, ment to just post the video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJ0emX5RgZQ
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>What is he doing here.
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>>24290960

>Urphlarrrgh.
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>>24290960
>Urphlarrrgh.
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>>24290960
>Oh god let me lay down.

"I'm not even going to ask. Just let me lay down, please."
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>>24290947
No.
Just, no.
Besides, there's only one proper song for us Real Americans to blast from the loudspeaker, brother.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJfU1z5Revs
>>24290960
>>What is he doing here.
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>>24290960
>What is he doing here

"That's my bed. Git"
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>>24290960
[x] Oh god let me lay down.
Clearly we are hallucinating.
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>2013

>Not voiding your bowels all over your stowaway granddad
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>>24290960
>Oh god let me lay down.
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>>24290960
>>What is he doing here.

He came here for the girls hasn't he?
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>>24290960
>Urphlarrrgh.

Ugraplh, whuuutrgl doihhhhhhhhhrk?
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>>24290960
As expected of Jii-san, but first...
>Oh god let me lay down.
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>>24291019
While I get the joke,
>not blasting Charlie Daniels as loud as possible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMz4MA2X-98
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>>24291019
This man has taste.
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>>24291053
>>24291019
>>24290947
this should be our theme song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhnUgAaea4M
blasting as loud as possible when riding into battle
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>>24291040
>Ugraplh, whuuutrgl doihhhhhhhhhrk?
This is clearly the best option.
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>>24290960
>Urphlarrrgh.

Because there's no way we're letting him reap all the benefits of a free trip (which, in his case, probably consists of being able to hit on Japanese schoolgirls and/or any Japanese woman below 50) without first suffering as we have.
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>>24291082
We can have music for every situation. For example, if we've wiped the entire enemy team except for the flag tank, and are hunting them?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guocvS7XQW0
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>>24291096

Grandpa/Chono OTP
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>>24291132
heart felt speech after taking out the flag tank
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WMBhMTVfV0
our goal is to be the MOST AMERICAN motherfucker ever
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>>24291132

I feel I should step in and end this argument over what Black Jack's theme is.

>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guocvS7XQW0
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>>24291176

Can't argue with the Man in Black.
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>>24291174
>wanting boastful American country music
>using anything but In America
How young are you, anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSxSc3ylAkg
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>>24291203
does that song have american shoving a boot into a terrorists ass?
>>24291174
is 10x more american than that
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Enough with the music faggots

There is already an AMERICA team and we aren't on it. We've gotta come up with a more original gimmick.
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>>24291234
>talkin' shit on Charlie Daniels
Bitch you better be thankful this is an anonymous board.
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>>24291271

As actual Americans, our duty is to out America them.
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>>24291271
We can pair up with Team Rabbit. Someone's gotta look out for that poor M3 "Six Man Coffin" Lee.
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>>24291309
To be fair to the Lee, they did VERY well in the desert, historically. It's just HILARIOUSLY obsolete compared to the shit we'll be facing.
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>>24291323

cheesesandwich.jpg
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>>24291271
There is America, and then there is MURRIKA.

As REAL MURRIKANS, its our right to blow our national pride way out of proportion and show them the true meaning of freedom.
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>>24291337
again, we run the risk of being abrasive asses wtih that.
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>>24291333
The fact that the man survived that kinda speaks to how tough the M3 was (he was actually in a Grant, which had a different top turret and radio setup), as does the tank's kill count, considering how short a time it was in service.
Pic related, Grant on the left, Lee on the right.
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>>24291352
motherfucker we are AMERICAN, any argument can now be won by saying "WE WON WWII" think of the possibilities
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>>24291378
And then I forget my pic.
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>>24291380
Or we could NOT be a ridiculous caricature.
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"Oh God. What are even doi-" You make it to the garbage before you heave another stomach full of what you can only assume is something you've eaten in the past two weeks. You spend the next thirty seconds trying to complete a sentance without wretching.

"What's the matter, boy? That raw fish they serve ya finally get to you?" He says, staring at you from your cot as you spit the last bits of... You actually can't remember eating any corn recently.

"What are you doing..." You say panting. "...in my cabin?"

He just grins at you. "What, you thought you were gonna go on some grand adventure and leave me and Miss Betty back home?" Oh god. Please no, not the cat. You look around the room and see the two hateful eyes peering at you from her pet carrier. You lose all energy, rolling over into a spread eagle on the floor. You stay there for a while before your grandfathers face appears above you. "You'll be fine, boy. Once we get onto that big ship full of all those..." He trails off for a moment and a bead of droll threatens to seperate from the corner of his mouth directly above you. "You really should get outside though. Fresh air'll do you good!"

>I just need to lay down for a minute.
>Head back outside.
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>>24291352
Beh, screw 'em. We're not stopping them from patriotic about their (candyass) country so I don't see why they should get hissy about us doing it.
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>>24291380
Kay route?
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>all this MURRICA
Time for some ENGLAND WOT WOT TEA AND CRUMPETS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gEmJ-VWPDM4
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>>24291323
Oh, I know the Lee isn't as bad as people made it out to be, but any decent mid-war tank would wreck it.
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>>24291397
get the fuck out
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>>24291392
There are limits and I'd rather not have the MC be one of those asshole tourists who ends up making everyone around him HATE AMERICA due to how much of a jack ass he is.

>Head back outside.
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>>24291390
>Head back outside.

We are in NO condition for this shit.

>>24291392
Or you know, we could just be regular, level headed people for once.
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>>24291390
>Head back outside.
And lay down on a flat surface. Shoulda brought some fucking dramamine.
>>24291395
The best way for Kay route is to go full Southern Gentleman.
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>>24291390
Step one: Throw grandfather overboard
Step two: Throw cat overboard
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>>24291439
>Or you know, we could just be regular, level headed people for once.
do you know where you are?
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>>24291390
[x] Head back outside.
CHONO HALP INTRUDER ALART
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>>24291437
They'd probably hate America anyway. Everyone aways hates the man on top, dude. Deal with it and learn to enjoy the ride.
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>>24291460
Obviously he doesn't.
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>>24291459
Would probably be best, I don't like where this is going.
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>>24291395
>Back to back world war champs

Oh god my sides
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>>24291440
Requesting drawfaggotry of Kay as a Southern belle.
>>24291475
I take it you've never been to another country. People are (usually) perfectly friendly as long as you don't make an ass of yourself first.
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>>24291509
They may be friendly but I can confirm from experience and family that in the co-prosperity sphere they definitely hate foreigners.
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>>24291390
>Head back outside
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Huh, honestly I'm more interested in a Mako (or Miho) route.

But that's a concern for another time, can we at least wait until we board the ship before we start waifuing?
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>>24291556
Nope, we were waifuing before we got out of the tank in the first thread.
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>>24291390
>Head outside
Get the fuck away from that fucking cat.
I fucking hate cats.
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>>24291556
Signs point to no, unfortunately.
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>>24291543
likely due to said foreigners making asses of themselves.

>>24291556
That'd be the smart thing to do but we have idiots like >>24291577 jumping the gun.

I can understand the excitement and all but I'd rather not build up my expectations dashed by one character dominating by surprise.
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>>24291556
>/tg/
>not waifuing
Heh.
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>>24291463
>[x] Head back outside.
>CHONO HALP INTRUDER ALART
Fuck yeah Chono route.
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>>24291607
I know personally, I'd be happy with damn near any route, because GuP doesn't HAVE any shit-tier girls. They're all great. Except Erika. She's a bitch.
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>>24291607
>likely due to said foreigners making asses of themselves.
Or the fact that even homegrown west coast media is massively anti-American and the fact that of course you're going to resent a country when their culture is so fucking pervasive it chokes out your own. Come on, man. They call us 'imperialists' for God's sake, they don't give a shit if it's the wrong term. It's fun and it makes them feel better about themselves, and what's good for the gander...
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>>24291626
I say we go for Jagdpanther Chan
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>>24291626
That's the other thing, deciding on which girl. Which is why I'm waiting for the setting to narrow things down.
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>>24291654
>someone else loves Jagdpanther-chan
Mah.
Fucking.
Nigga.
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>>24291660
>deciding on which girl.
the fuck makes you think we need to decide? we MURIKAN, we get all the bitches
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>>24291690
No, AMERICANS, get all the bitches.
'MURRIKANS are assholes.
Chibodee Crockett? American. Was he proud as fuck? Hell yeah. But he wasn't a douche about it, and that's why he's awesome.
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>>24291689
Go Jagdpanther-chan!
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>>24291607
Racial hate is just kind of the status quo over there.
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>>24291712
Poor girl got DOUBLE-Hetzed, and still kept on going. That's a girl who would walk five-hundred miles (and five-hundred more).
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>>24291653
I'm not sure if such a sentament is that heavy in GuP, considering how one team fashioned themselves after us and such. But I wouldn't want to ruin things.

>>24291690
That's not how quests work and having more than one girl is impractical for various reasons. This is not some fantasy land where bisexual-ness is common.
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>>24291660
Here, have some narrowing.
>>24291742
Not sure if you're being sarcastic or naive.
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>>24291731
You'd help her with her tread, right?
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>>24291772
Of course I would.
Thank the tank gods I grew up on a farm and am still in pretty good shape, 'cause that shit is heavy, but I'll be damned if I'm gonna let the lady herniate herself lifting that shit.
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>>24291722
It's the status quo in America too, we just hide it behind buzzwords and bullshit.
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With what seems to you to be a super-human exertion, you pick yourself up off the floor and head back into the hallway. Heading toward the bow, you finally emerge back into the deck. The seas hav calmed a bit by now, and your stomach no longer feels like it's trying to escape your body via your esophagus. As you step through a hatch and out onto the deck, you immediately spot Rose and another girl having a conversation.

"Rose! Hey!" You shout out walking up behind them. "Who's this?" You say, nodding towards the stranger, a Japanese girl with light brown, or even almost red hair.

"Oh, she's new to the school like us! Miho, this is my commander." She introduces you. "She's actually transfering to Ooarai from the Black Forest Peak Academy. They've got a really great Senshado team!" At the mention of tanks the girl noticably blanches. You put it aside and shake her hand.

She smiles politely. "I'm Miho Nishizumi. Pleased to meet you!" She says enthusiastically.
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>>24291813
It's the status quo the world over and anyone that tells you different has been eating too much Hollywood. Tribalism: it ain't just a weird sex thing.
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>>24291962
And things start to set into motion...
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Next time on Girls und Panzer Quest!

>Rich gets shut down.
>Rich gets shut down.
>And the crew shows off for the ladies.

Commander und Seasickness Quest will resume on Thursday at 1700 PST!
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>>24291962
Rose doesn't know how ruthless/heartless they are. Poor Miho.

Miho has the "first girl advantage", though I can't say I'm upset at this.

>>24291977
Maybe so but it's a tad cynical to project it on a fictional story. That and there are exceptions to this rule.
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>>24291991
Lookin forward to it.
>>24291979
Motion that will end with us calling Miho's mom a bitch.
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>>24292021
>Motion that will end with us calling Miho's mom a bitch.
pft, we're AMERICAN, we'll probably end up in bed with her
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>>24291998
>Maybe so but it's a tad cynical to project it on a fictional story.
Art reflect life m9.
>That and there are exceptions to this rule.
If America is your standard for racial hate then no, not really. We're multicultured as shit but 'racial hate' is just something you'll find everywhere. The jews usually hang out with the jews, the whites with the whites, the blacks with the blacks and so on.
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>>24291998
>Miho has the "first girl advantage", though I can't say I'm upset at this.

Neither am I.

At all.
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>>24292042

Nonesense, the waifu will be whoever anon collectively chooses! That's how these games work, right?
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>>24292089
>anon collectively chooses!
>That's how these games work, right?
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>>24292089
A more cynical man than me would say that the waifu is decided by which side can samefag the most.
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>>24292089
I don't see it so much as choosing a waifu as it is saving them from grandpa, therefore we shall bed them all
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>>24292089
Possibly so but the first girl seems to have an advantage in some cases. That and Miho's a nice girl in many ways. The only "flaw" she'd have is that she's prone to being overshadowed by awesome,sexy, and/or quirky.

>>24292147
There might be something to be said about that though I hope it never comes to that.
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>>24292089

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First-mover_advantage
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>>24292233
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/First-mover_advantage
Interesting article.

But first girl advantage is often based in more time spent/ first impressions/etc. And while an advantage, it's not the most definitive one, particularly with Miho due to her well balanced nature. Another girl with a clearly defined appeal point combine with a more decisive advantage would overcome Miho's advantage with ease.

I'm not saying Miho is bad because of that, just saying that girls like her have away of losing to other kinds of girls.
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>>24292344
Especially gregarious blonde girls.
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>>24292035
YES, no women will be safe. Cause I am pretty sure no one will like us since we are boys playing a girls game.
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>>24292370
Correct, Kay is one of those types as her personality stands out more and I think she's curvier. Though it's hard to tell how well she'd go over compared to other girls. And I'd need time (and a good reference source) to make a list and how they'd likely compare in a neutral setting.
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>>24292388
Kay would probably think it's pretty neat, judging by how laid-back she is about everything.
Yukari will probably develop some hilariously awkward attraction to us because OH MY GOD A GUY WHO LIKES TANKS AS MUCH AS I DO?! It's like a neckbeard scoring a cute girl who shares his interests.
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>>24292410
But is Kay along with us? I don't think so- and that means exposing the History Club to our Big Stickā„¢.

Either that, or the engineering girls. Mmm, delicious brown.
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>>24292487
>choosing Suzuki or Hoshino over Tsuchiya
You're a funny guy, anon. I know you didn't mean that.
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>>24292487
>But is Kay along with us? I don't think so-
hrm, what is the tournaments stance on isorla?
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>>24291381

I fucking love those tanks. They're absolutely perfect 40K conversions because they look so goddamn silly.
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>>24292513
Wait, who would be doing the claiming here?
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>>24292544
AMERICA.
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>>24292472
Yukari is another type due to her quirkiness, cuteness (and Fluffy hair) and she seems to fill out her camo swimsuit decently. She'd be the biggest threat to Miho out of her own team.

>>24292487
Exactly, I was mentioning hypoheticals. Only time will tell if the setting'll allow us to go after her or not.
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>>24292558
Yes, but would we belong to Kay, or vice versa?
Please be the former, please be the former, please be the former!
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I was just thinking yesterday someone should expy girls und panzer completely in a quest, except with battletech.

sage for off topic.
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>>24292544
>>24292580
we would be obviously because we're more AMERICAN than she is
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>>24292580
True AMERICANS belong only to AMERICA.
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>>24292592
goes in all fields derp
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>>24292592
FUCK

posting is hard
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>>24292592
First, that already happened. OP bailed. Then came back. Then bailed again.
Second, sage goes in the email field, not the subject field.
Third, we're all off-topic here, friend.
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>>24292592
if you can be more reliable than the anon that previously ran 2(or 3) short threads, then please, be my guest, we need a decent one
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>>24292629
You know people talking about this will just get him to do another thread, just to mess with people.
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>>24292679
exactly, either way we get more girls und mech, win win
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>>24292681
Mainly if someone reliable does it, no point in following a quest that the other guy won't finish.
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So guys, since this appears to be an AU dropping us at the very beginning of the series, are we planning on pointing out that the sashimono on the StuG are a bad idea?
Also, if we decide to join in on pic related, what color are we painting BlackJack?
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>>24292720
>what color are we painting BlackJack?
colour? fuck a single colour

we're painting black jack pic related
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>>24292720
>BlackJack

Think you've answered your question there.
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>>24292746
All white?
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>>24292720
Well I'll certainly try voting for that and I think the MC would be compelled to due to his tanking sensibilities.

As far as the color? I doubt anything too flashy, but rather something functional.
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>>24292746
>>24292764
>>24292776
... dazzle.
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>>24292782
BRILLIANT!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-zEtAuKuUY
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>>24292782
FUCK YES

but what colours? the traditional black/grey/white or do we want to be fancy with /cyan/black/white/brown/pink?
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>>24292814
Black and white dazzle with drab green blocks.
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>>24292796
hell yes, first thing I though of when I saw the dazzle was pic related

>>24292814
my votes for the classy traditional black/white/grey or a black/white, with 1 half of the tank being white/black, the other half reversed black/white
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>>24292814
>cyan/black/white/brown/pink
ALL OF THEM

WE WILL NOT BE SHOT BECAUSE EVERYONE WHO SEES US WILL BE DRIVEN MAD

Besides, if a Flying Circus was good enough for Richtofen, a... Driving Circus would be good enough for us!
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>>24292898
>super
Ha ha weak points.
Damn I feel like jumping in my Hellcat now.
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>>24292898
dat superpershing.jpeg

we need to upgrade black jack with the armor of our conquered foes

>>24292919
better than a default pershing which is nothing but a giant weakpoint, pity the SEA server is royally fucked so I cant play right now
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>>24292720

You really wanna tell Saemonza that she can't proudly wear those banners into battle?
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>>24293000
Yes. By pointing out that they take away the StuG's biggest advantage, which is it's low profile and small size. It has paper for armor, so one good hit can easily remove it from a match. It needs to stay hidden.
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>>24293016
>one good hit
Love them full-damage pens on my Hetzer. Shame it earns such little exp, crew takes way too long to skill up compared to my assorted T5/6 tanks.



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