Name it Snapple

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>>24248013
take her to the bed room and ravish her

>>24248013
"Fine with me. Think we should check with Sam, he seemed pretty upset."

>>24248013
Let's not name it then. Give Sam a text, ask if he's okay, and if he'd like us to come over and hang out later.

Then while we wait for a response, give Liz a victory dicking of the soft, gentle and romantic variety.

>>24248013
Victory sex

>>24248013
dihydragon monoxide

>>24248013
name it then call Sam.

Hey Fem, I think I remember you saying you might want to participate in the nonfetish scholomance quest when I talked about it last Fri. I started it up when you went out.

>>24245596

If you didn't then sorry ._.

In b4 Gaviscon seduces the new elemental.

>captcha: seduced citcanc

Yesss, it shall be named Citcanc.

>>24248063
this

>do you want to name it?

Gibraltar's Big Chance

>>24248158
I'm already in there and anonymous.

>>24248013
Name it Brick.

>>24248228
Actually, Sheesham. Name it Sheesham.

"I might name it later, then," you tell her. "I might not. Now, though, I should probably check on Sam."

"Yeah, you should," agrees Liz. She gets down out of your arms and gives you a kiss on the cheek. "I'm feeling really excited about this. I'm going to start drawing schematics for an industrial-sized forge now."

She scampers on off down the ladder, and you fire off a text to Sam. "Hey, how are you doing?"

"Shitty," he responds mere seconds later.

"Want to talk about it?"

"Can you meet me in London?" he responds.

What do you do?

>>24248261
go to London

>>24248261
tell him sure ask where get permission to fuck him if he asks.

>>24248261
Double check with Liz that we have her permission to get our dick wet, then ask Dad if he feels up to another round of teleportation. If so, ask Sam for coordinates and head on over.

>>24248307
if not we can try to port our-self.

>>24248261
"Liz, I'm gonna head to london, I may have to fuck the sad out of Sam, kisses"

I don't exactly remember what foci packs we have set up for when we leave the tower but i'd like to recommend we get some stuff for binding peoples minds or temporarilly cutting communication from someones mind to their body for a situation where our friends are mind controlled and we don't want to hurt them.

>>24248338
Or more reasonably, we could ask Sam the teleportation specialtist to give us a hand there.

>>24248419
He cant pierce our towers wards unless we walk outside which i guess we could.

>>24248419
>.no we don't let people we don't live with do that.
>>24248261
just make sure liz knows were we are going

Rolled 66

>>24248440
we could always run to the library and wait for a pick up.

>>24248261
As others have said, check in with Liz and see if Dad can port us there.

>>24248063
Fuck off Snapple. We all know you stopped posting under your name because you know femcock would ignore you.

>>24248307
This, seconding.

>>24248307
This

"I'll meet you at the coffee shop," you text him. You head on down to Liz, who's drawing in the bedroom. "Hey, Liz?" you ask her. She looks up at you. "I'm about to go try to comfort Sam. He seems pretty upset. If he comes on to me, do I have your permission to reciprocate?"

Liz's hand goes up to her collar and she thinks for a moment. "Yes," she finally says. "Use your judgement, Mistress. Remember, he's probably pretty vulnerable right now."

"Okay," you tell her, giving her a kiss. You head on up to the outbound teleportation circle, grabbing your dad and Lunch on the way. You tell him to send you to the place where you went yesterday, and in an instant, you're there. You sit down and order a coffee as you wait for Sam to arrive. He eventually does, wearing his peacoat. His nose and eyes are a little red, like he had been crying.

"Hey," he says, giving you a big smile and sitting across from you. "I'm glad you could come."

Then he just sits there, an awkward silence forming.

What do you do?

We should give it to our icedryad when she is born to keep her comfortable when the tower gets too warm for her Nordic tastes. That and it would be adorable if we gave all of our chilluns their own thematically appropriate elemental familiar.

>>24248543
Tell him we were happy to come. ask about his daughter.

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>>24248582
good plan
we can talk to Liz about it.

>>24248543
>>24248588
yea do this

>>24248543
"No problem, what're friends for."

Let him order something, maybe make a suggestion, then continue.

"I know you're probably feeling pretty down right now, but you'll get plenty more chances to show off yet. Despite your bad luck, I've seen enough of what you can do to know you're crazy talented, you'll get your opportunity."

>>24248588
>>24248606
These.

>>24248543
"Don't worry about it." yadayada

"Petrov's kind of a dick" yada yada

>>24248543
Pat his hand and give a little smile, tell him how we are happy to come talk to him.

If he is not eager to jump into talking about the test today we can detour into discussing his studies in general, and ours, Dryad stuff and the like.

Be cool, be friendly.

>>24248606
this
also point out that it's just a bad grade, no big deal

>>24248605
We could even bind it to a stuffed animal of Nidhoggr like we did with fap, that way she has a chilly, fluffy stuffed animal to hug. And if not with the dragon then with some other elemental.

>>24248617
>>24248606
hold that in reserve he doesn't need that just yet it may make it worse.

>>24248606
>what're friends for
Pity fucks, apparently.

>>24248543
"So how are you holding up? I know the prof can be an ass sometimes, but you can't let his opinion get to you like that."

>>24248653
Pity fucks and perhaps feeldo's

>>24248653
>pity fucks
Pity fuck would imply that Max is only fucking him because Max feels sorry for him.

Max is fucking him because Max wants to fuck him.

You give his hand a squeeze. "I was happy to come," you tell him. "So, how's your dryad doing?"

"Just fine," he says. "I already added your fertilizer. It'll be weeks before she hatches, though." He frowns, clearly dwelling on something.

"Upset?" you ask him.

"Yeah..." he admits, leaning his head on his hands. His train of thought is interrupted by his order being taken - some girly sweet monstrosity. He continues, though, once she leaves. "I mean, it was humiliating. In front of the whole class, and I know my ranking will suffer for this, and Yuri..."

He blushes.

"And Archmage Petrov," he says, covering his face with his hands. "I don't know, maybe I should just drop out. I have a job, I live off-campus, and I'm apparently doing poorly in class."

You don't think he means that - it seems more like he's just in a self-loathing mood.

What do you do?

Guys, I have had the best idea. I know what we do with Pierre.

We give him to Sam so he has his own drainable meal.

>>24248727
So you want to kill Pierre.

What was Sam's last posted class ranking, anyway?

>>24248721
"Sam, that would be a MASSIVE waste of talent. All other things being equal, I sincerely believe that you and I are on par. Petrov just enjoys being an ass to people."

>>24248721
"Don't feel like that, you're an awesome mage, you just got unlucky this time, any of us could've gotten stuck with a project we weren't ready for."

Now probably isn't the best time, but we should probably break it to him sooner or later that Petrov is into older men, so he can stop pining over the guy.

>>24248739

Not right now, I mean once we've mind-broken him and rewritten him to do whatever we (and Sam) wants.

>>24248773
seconded

Rolled 76

>>24248721

Hey calm down, you were just too ambitious for this project. You just need to keep going if you want his attention. You will do better in class I know you will. If you ever want to study with Liz and I you can ask and we can help each other out.

>>24248773

I was thinking the same thing, but you're right in that now is not the time to tell him.

>>24248721
Chuckle a little, "What, you fail one test and you want to quit? Petrov is a jerk! He messes with everyone, nobody whose opinion is worth a damn thinks any less of you, Sam. You're one of the more talented people in our class."

>>24248782
So you want to mindrape him, rape him, then have Sam rape him to death.

>>24248721
wave it off.
Just remind him that he bit off more then he could chew.. or if we want to be smutty, remind him that sometimes people can get a bigger mouthful then they can swallow. That would be a bit.. crude at the moment.

There will be more tests, more chances to do better. Maybe more chances to impress Yuri? Just keep on him to relax a little, maybe slow down a little on the side job.

>>24248799
this, without insulting Petrov
remember, for some reason Sam likes the guy

>>24248721
"Sam look at me, if you wouldn't let the dick Nazis, scare you out, I can't let you just quit. hell I was reddy to run out and not stop that day I was scared, and you were just all super brave "they will never catch me" don't let one fuck up stop you from becoming the best you can.


>>24248727
yea thats been the plan right?
>>24248804
and nothing of value was lost.

>>24248804

Well, maybe we and / or Dad can teach him how to drain without killing people. If he needs selling on the idea, we might let him know about how useful the meals have been to us.

>>24248839

If it was brought up in previous threads, I forgot about it. The idea came to me yesterday.

>>24248773
Seconding this. Let's avoid outright insulting Petrov since Sam seems to like him. At least not until we've cheered Sam up a little and he'll be more receptive to Petrov-bashing.

>>24248839
We better change our endgoals then, since our new school will be just as shitty as Scholomance, just with even dumber teachers, like Ms. Slutterson and Mrs. Dickbell.

>>24248854
>Well, maybe we and / or Dad can teach him how to drain without killing people. If he needs selling on the idea, we might let him know about how useful the meals have been to us.

Let's not mention the meals to Sam, EVER. Last thing we need is him putting two and two together and realising that it was our kidnapping of Maria that caused that slaughter at the dorms.

>>24248885

Hmm.... you may have a point. Maybe mention that we have meals, but not where they came from.

>>24248866
Nope, it will just be a bit hypocritical
no killing and mindraping among the students doesn't mean WE can't do it

>>24248854
Sam was raised by his succubus mother, he knows how to drain.

>>24248866
Hey! I'll have you know that Mrs. Dickbell EARNED her PrettyhugeDick and I will not have you disparage her name like that!

>>24248919

He's a virgin, though. Or was, until we came along.

>>24248906
>no killing and mindraping among the students doesn't mean WE can't do it
Way to take away the one aspect our school had to draw people away from Scholomance.
>>24248923
Yeah, go ahead and report me to Principal Fakecock, see if I care. The only good thing about the school is they seem to think school lunch means naked Asian catgirls.

>>24248957
Strictly speaking, you don't need to fuck to drain though. You could do it through kissing.

>>24248963
>The only good thing about the school is they seem to think school lunch means naked Asian catgirls.

I don't know about you, but I'd be willing to forgive a lot of flaws for that.

>>24248987
Until you get disappeared by a powerhungry principal and catgirl-punched into tomorrows lunch.

>>24249008
Am I supposed to be upset about that?

>>24248963
Why
Causality rates should be a lot lower if it's just Max doing the mindraping. Especially if we keep the numbers low enough to make it look like they dropped out or something

>>24249015
You wont be allowed to when they take away your brain.
>>24249018
Because its just as dangerous to the student and a lot less equipped than Scholomance.

>>24248965
or, for example, giving a BJ
which Sam was said to have a lot of experience with

>>24249008
I'm not seeing a downside yet.

>>24249029
No, it's not
Students "disappearing" should be a lot rarer than in Scholomance

>>24249038
Well -you- will stop existing and be replaced with some cheesy meal based name. And then thrown out the airlock when they get bored of you.

Honestly, you people will argue about anything.

"Hey," you tell him, squeezing his hand. "You're fantastic. You're good enough to be biting off more than you can chew, and you're amazing at what you do. Petrov is hard on everyone, not just you, and you'll do better next time."

He frowns at you, but the look in his eyes has softened. He pulls back from you, though, taking his hand out of yours. "Can we just fuck?" he asks in a flat voice. "That's what you're really here for, right? We can both take our minds off of this."

What do you say?

>>24249057
Scholomance-lite with less resources is still Scholomance with less resources. I would rather go to a school that will actually train me to be a wizard than go to some creepy orgy moonbase where the only thing I will learn is how to take girlcock.

>>24249057
>>24249038
>>24249029
>>24249018
Why don't we just fight and rape crazy mages? Everyone wins.

>>24249085
"I'm here because you're my friend, Sam."

>>24249085
"Hey hey hey, we're friends, I was worried about you. Enjoy your drink, let's talk shit for a while, and then later, when you're feeling a bit calmer, then maybe we'll fuck if you still want to."

>>24249085
>That's what you're really here for, right?
I'm here for you. If that's what you want, then we can fuck, but don't feel obligated to fuck me just because I'm here to let you vent.

Rolled 46

>>24249085

"Well sex is nice, really wanted to make sure you were ok."

>>24249085
"It's only our second date, Sam. I'm not that kind of girl."

>>24249110
>>24249130
>>24249133

All of these, I support them to hell and back.

>>24249140

haha oh you

>>24249085
"Geez Sam, way to make me sound like I've got a one track mind. I do think about things other than fucking... occasionally. In the meantime, enjoy your drink, and let me bore you with all the tedious details of my dryad's life until you're feeling better."

>>24249085
I came because you're my friend, not because I want sex

>>24249104
All mages are crazy, as our bloodlust has proven.

>>24249085
Refuse the seeex

>>24249140
I like it. Jokes are always good for cheering up.

>>24249085
I seriously think that fucking is a bad idea here. We need to deflect the shit out of this.

>>24249178
Yeah, going for sex now makes him think we're only here for that

>>24249085
Time for fuck.

>>24249209
Seconded. He wants it.

>>24249195

Fuckin' and droppin' is not a good idea. Restoring his confidence and then sexytimes afterward if he's up for it is the way to go.

>>24249085
ah.. piss.

Laugh it off softly?
No need to travel around the world to get Just to get laid, we could have done that in the fortress of solitude.

>>24249140
>>24249140
this. He is just in a really sour mood, looking to fill the emptiness in his heart with..

well, no problem guessing what he wants the void filled with.

>>24249085
"Hey, there's more to me than just having an awesome dick, you know, I'm here because I was worried about you. So relax a bit, let's get another drink and talk some more."

>>24249085
"No I was her to talk... I wanted to make sure your ok man. >>24249164
this too

>>24249247
There's also the rockin' girl abs.

>>24249209
>>24249222
No fucks for now
It's time for talking

>>24249256
>girl-abs-spinnerette.jpg

"Sam if the only thing I wanted to do was fuck, I wouldn't have bothered leaving home. I've got enough pussy back in my sanctum that I could have someone on my dick 24/7 if I wanted.
I'm here because I care about you."

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>>24249390
Wat

"No, I'm here to talk to you," you say, taking his hand again and looking at him. "I'm your friend and I want to make sure you're okay. Do you really think I do nothing but think with my dick?"

"...no," he says, turning his eyes down. "I'm sorry, Max. I didn't mean that."

"It's okay," you tell him. "I know you're upset. Let's just talk this out."

He sighs. "Yeah, okay. I don't know, it seems like I just... I don't know. I'm a failure at Alchemy, and even when I'm doing what I'm really good at, I'm biting off more than I can chew. I don't know how I'm going to keep up at this rate."

"We could help you study," you say seriously. "Me, Lin, and Liz already do that. We could start a study group with you and Hera and all of us, or something. I'm sure everyone would stand to gain from that."

"Really?" he asks after a few moments of thought. "Yeah, that could be a really good idea. I mean, you and Hera are both good at Alchemy, right?"

"Lin too," you say, nodding.

"...thanks," he says, giving your hand a squeeze right back. "I'll see if Hera's interested later. You can check with Liz and Lin."

There's another silence for a minute or so, this one much less awkward, before Sam's drink arrives. After he has a few sips, he blushes then starts talking again. "We, uh. We should actually figure out somewhere to fuck, though. Getting a hotel every time is going to get expensive, even if it's by the hour."

What do you say?

>>24249256
And musclebutt. Dicegods love that one.

>>24249388
this is good to

>>24249450
"Once you move some of that gold for me, hotel costs will be small change, but I guess you're right in the meantime. Any ideas?"

>>24249450

Defeating the paranoia battle-royale school with COOPERATION! I like it.

Not a solution right now, but maybe we could turn that bolt-hole we found before we messed with Lunch into a safe fuck-zone or something.

>>24249450

well you can teleport almost anywhere right? Why not straight into an unoccupied room or something like that.

>>24249450
we could put some basic wards around that abandoned small sanctum we found and use it to fuck people not in the tower
We needed something for Pierre anyway

>>24249491
>>24249511
I don't think we should make our fucking spot anywhere on Scholomance grounds. It would be far safer to find somewhere out in the world, where our fellow students can't act with quite such impunity.

>>24249450
I was thinking about making low ward sanctuary at school for studying and stuff its big enough has beds and junk, used to be a vampire lord's hide out till he tried to kill me and liz, long story short he is dead and his thralls gone. I just haven't had time to do anything there yet. hell that could be our first group project warding the place hows that sound?

>>24249419
>http://www.spinnyverse.com/2010/02/09/20100209/

>>24249450
So the deep scholomance paranoia has totally infused both our systems. I don't think Max or Sam are even considering asking the other back to their fortress of wizard-tude.

Could do almost anything.
Even something as random as semi-legitimately renting an apartment somewhere when we have ready cash. Add something small and basic, like a teleport circle that makes going in and out a little less stressful and it becomes a low-security hideaway for screwing, for guests.

That abandoned sanctum nearish to the tower would be good for a communal study hall. Dunno if there are any old wards that could be charged up but if everyone worked on it together it should be easy enough. Plus it would be practice.

>>24249450

We could try Hera's spell to just make money

>>24249450
"Once we sell off some of my gold, I can afford to fuck you in finest hotel rooms in the world, I'll have you know!"

>>24249488
"Well, if you can teleport about, maybe we could find a real empty rooftop up high? Sex among the clouds."

>>24249450
but in the short term we could just give him a dirty grin and promise to make it worth the costs.

Try to catch him in mid-sip on his fru-fru 'coffee', see if we can startle him.

>>24249676
I like this.

>>24249676
Sure, this works. Hopefully we'll have some serious cash soon, then we can afford rooms no problem.

I'd kind of prefer to keep using hotels, so that we aren't always going back to the same place. Makes us harder to ambush if our enemies catch on.

"Once we start selling off the gold, we could afford just about anything," you say to him. "I kind of like the idea of getting an apartment somewhere, slapping some privacy wards on it, and teleporting to and from there. Hell, that could even be our communal study room."

"Huh," he says, thinking. "I like that idea, actually. What city has your favorite skyline? You're from, uh, New York, right?"

What do you say?

>>24250032
"New York would be nice, yeah."

>>24250032
Tell him yeah but we don't know a lot about skylines, we're down with wherever. And it would be good to pick a city with good shops and clubs as well.

>>24250032
Rent out Fallingwater.

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>>24250032
Germany's a fantastic option too, especially the club scene.

Say we' should do a little research, first, but Frankfurt's my vote.

>>24250084
Frank Loyd right homes? Fuck yea hell we could recreate it some ware in the middle of no ware like Australia/Alaska

this Is the best Idea all quest.

>>24250032
The important consideration is the city with the best ratio of access to resources versus lack of oversight/competition. There's no point setting up shop in a nice place if we're going to be butting heads with/scrambling to avoid the law or rival OU factions.

>>24250084
It's a museum now. But I like the idea of a non-city getaway. You can buy some land without road access for a couple grand and alchemy up a nice cabin pretty easily, I'd think.

>>24250160
Do you just hate spelling, or something? Or are you terribly, terribly drunk?

>>24250181
We're only using it for fucking and studying, we're not likely to have much conflict there if we can help it.

>>24250160
>Fuck yea hell we could recreate it some ware in the middle of no ware like Australia/Alaska
Fallingwater recreated elsewhere wouldn't be Fallingwater. A huge part of its beauty is the way it interacts with the landscape.

>>24250184
In that case, property in the Rockies is totally an option.

>>24250032
The other option would be picking a city none of us is from.
West coast somewhere, perhaps.

we can figure that out when sounding out everyone the interest of everyone else.


Hey fem, how permanently fixed is something like a ward?
Could someone create, oh, big warded drop-cloths with the pattern built right it? something that can just be rolled out/pinned up and activated with a small summoned spirit?

Rather, beside being possible in theory, would such an endeavor be reasonable?

>>24250199
Then may as well stick something out in the middle of nowhere and be certain of privacy.

>>24250209
Oh yeah, I grew up in the Colorado portion, fucking beautiful. Lots of great wildlife, best fishing EVER.

Only downside is the snow gets to be like 3-4 feet deep for about 9 months out of the year.

If we have the time, I wouldn't mind just setting up a series of safehouses all over the world just in case.

>>24250209
Might be tough teleporting from fairly low altitudes to 10,000+ feet though.

>>24250250
That would be the most practical. However we may also want to go drinking or whatever too, and doing that without having to teleport would be nice. On the other hand, being able to see the wilderness would be nice too and it would also be good for meditation. Sierra Nevadas are best for this as far as I know.

>>24250304
I think we're going to have to do this sooner or later. I stand by my suggestion that we need at least one safehouse that no-one knows about. No-one, not Liz, not Lin, no-one.

In case of our friends being compromised by mind control, we need somewhere to retreat to that even they can't find us.

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Central Melbourne has some fantastic scenery. I reccomend we get an apartment in Eureka Tower, which rises far above the rest of the city and offers amazing views. There's also the Botannical Gardens, the laneways of the Central Business District (which are a tourist attraction all on their own) and the gorgeous victorian buildings all over the place.

>>24250304
This would probably be wise. No need to do them all at once though.

>>24250330
As far as we're aware, our bolthole in Scholomance isn't known to anyone.

>>24250406
We still need to ward it though. For all we know something else has moved in there by now.

So, what do you tell him?

>>24250431
I think we should somehow automate the warding process for that. Maybe an elemental(s) that's /just/ intelligent enough to do the job that we can leave running?

>>24250465
Who knows, we seem to have about a dozen posters suggesting their favourite cities. Pick one out for yourself and let's go with that.

>>24250468
I'm not sure I'd trust a barely intelligent elemental not to make a mistake.

>>24250465
We don't really know, because we haven't been to that many cities. New York is cool but we're open to suggestions.

>>24250465
Can we go with the rocky cabins?
Then we'll presumably have a lot of empty space to use for projects

>>24250479
Seconded. Should we roll for it?

>>24250465
"Yeah, I'm from there, but maybe we should do some more research and talk as a group about where we want to have it."

>>24250465
Tell him we're not sure but it would be cool to have a place in the mountains or something, because isn't that supposed to be more peaceful?

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Excuse me gentlemen, but I have a suggestion as to which hotel room we should rent out.

>>24250561
We should get the room with the big toe window.

>>24250330
I agree we need two warded places only we know about one in and out of schoolomance
both with a drain and full set of foci for summoning a power source ready to go.

>>24250561
Funny, but nobody who actually lives in Vegas likes the place. It's a giant fucking tourist/gambler trap.

"I don't really know," you tell him. "Maybe not somewhere in a big city, though. We could probably magic up somewhere nice away from prying eyes, like in the Rockies miles away from the nearest road or something."

"That could work," he agrees. "Think about it more and get back to me. I can scout out a penthouse or a plot of land if you think of something."

"Will do," you tell him.

"So, uh," he says, blushing. "I... I understand if you don't want to now. Because, um... Well, I'm sorry... But do you want to go somewhere? And fuck?"

What do you do?

>>24250633
As long as you wont think less of me for being so forward.

>>24250633
Yes, yes we do. I vote for an alley or in a park because that is my fetish. Failing that, we can go to a hotel.

>>24250633
Hold his hand and smile at him, "I'd love to."

>>24250633
"Sure, good to see you're feeling better. Let's go find somewhere private and I'll help you work off that stress... You have no idea how hard it is for me to go that long without thinking with my dick."

>>24250633

Turn on that sultry Max charm. "Just because I don't always give cute boys the dick doesn't mean I can't give cute boys the dick."

>>24250633
Fucktime

>>24250633
Yeah, we could go for that.

>>24250617
We wouldn't be living there, though, we'd just chill there sometimes.

>>24250688
I like this idea.

>>24250700
> I don't always give cute boys the dick
> But when I do, I give them the Dick.

>>24250479
yes you decide we cant one city is just as good as another or we could ask lin latter.

>>24250633
"I would prefer if Liz was with us." "but she will probable be working on a long term version of her project for some time "

>>24250700
say this

>>24250789
Liz signed off on this, we aren't betraying her or anything, and to be honest I get the feeling Sam isn't really into girls, and mainly just invites Liz to fucking as a courtesy.

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>>24250700
That was supposed to be charming or sultry?

>>24250833
>I get the feeling Sam isn't really into girls, and mainly just invites Liz to fucking because she has a 8 inch dick

>>24250903
Indeed, it's kind of terrible.

>>24250833
>I get the feeling Sam isn't really into girls
He's already said he's "Mostly gay", so you're, er, "mostly right". Regardless he wants some dick, we give him some dick.

>>24250911
>>8 inch dick
why is it not prehensile yet?

>>24250939
Because living alchemy is hard and dangerous.

>>24250951
The feeldo isn't alive

>>24250951
talking about the red one liz's

>>24250960
>>24250963
Oh, I misread. I'm dumb.

>>24250731
yes i say let the NPCs decide though coastal is probably good for Hera unless she is freshwater only then a large lake in the rookies would rock.
>>24250984
Don't feel so bad so am I.

We should make her a prehensile one out of a dolphin dildo for authenticity.

I'm reading the Lunch fic posted in the last thread, and it's amazing. Hand-gagging is one of my stranger fetishes, and it's top stuff. Thanks.

I missed the intermission thread, can anyone hook me up with it?

>>24251092
Sadly, for so straightforward a fetish, I doubt moderate penis enlargement will show up in this quest.

>>24251134
There was an intermission thead?

>>24251134
We didn't archive it, but you've already seen everything important from it in the first two posts of the first thread. There was no story progression at all.

>>24251134
>fem: hey, gonna take a few days off
>fem: also, how do some rule changes sound?
>everyone: that is cool, relax and be groovy fem. those changes sound interesting, what about these changes?
>fem: those are also interesting. ok bye for now
>Intermission

>>24251092
So glad you liked it. I'm working on the second part right now, so hold onto your dicks for an inordinate amount of time, because there's a half-decent chance I may finish it before this thread 404s. Or not, and you'll be walking around with your dick in your hand until late tomorrow.

>>24251173
It should be on foolz.

>>24251089
She usually wears a full suit when out and about, anyways. It's not like an Abe Sapien-style water tank is practical for immediate use, anyways.

And she seems to be kind of particular about the water she dips in, as the hotel incident showed.

>>24251134
>>24251168
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/24209804

Take his offer up. It's time to check his place out. Max is the girl here, even if she has the dick.

>>24251201
true i just wanted her to get some input and id what she wants is easy naturally well so be it. And if she likes it bespoke we can make a huge tank.

>>24251190
>you'll be walking around with your dick in your hand until late tomorrow.
Story of my life.
;_;

>>24250633
Let him decide and choose somewhere he'd be comfortable.

Anyone got a link to the pastbin?

>>24251277
Cheer up, I don't know if this one will appeal to you as much as part 2 of the other writefag's stuff, but here's something I've been procrastinating about writing for far too long. I was going to wait until the quest ended for the day, but it's late, and I'm tired.

>http://pastebin.com/1M5EM9F7

>>24251357
http://pastebin.com/puHLHcGD

"Sure," you say. "Even if it's not why I came here, I would love to fuck a cute boy like you. Where do you want to go?"

"We can probably get a hotel," he says, fidgeting now.

"Sure," you tell him. "That sounds like it could work just fine. We can head out once we finish out coffee; until then, let's just chat."

That's where I'm going to end it for tonight. My espresso just ran out on me and I'm about to crash hard. I'll archive this thread. Expect the next thread to be around 12:00ish tomorrow.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Scholomance

This thread is now archived. Remember to vote it and previous threads up.

>>24251411
Goodnight FemCOCK. See you tomorrow.

>>24251411
Huh, I said I wouldn't make it to the end, then you ended it three minutes later.

Thanks for the thread, Femcock, and here you go, my long overdue Max x Liz x Liz's mom fapfic >>24251358

>>24251411
G'night, fapsmith.

>>24251411
Nighty fem!
Thanks for coming back
>i started to worry, just for a little while. Mutant Quest broke my heart

>>24251358
well done friend.

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>>24251358
>don't know if this one will appeal to you
> Max/Liz/Liz's Mom
Oh, it does. It does.

>>24251375
>>24251358
Added to 1d4chan. Is there any others still missing from there?

>>24251358
That was nice. Now I sleep.

>>24251859
Wanked out and cranked out, just like a pro. Have a good night.