Mount him and use as kopta

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Am I going to die for the Emperor now?

He didn't die after he stung you?

Give that champ a goddamn medal.

Glue him to a base and call him a zergling.

>>24246096
He's still moving around. It's been about 20 minutes. I can see the tear in it's abdomen from the stinger being ripped out. You can sort of see it on the first pic. Do you think I can glue it shut and he'll be ok?

>>24246121
Yes, with a cyanoacrilate glue.

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>>24246113
A ripper, rather.
'Nids, zerg, what's the difference really?

Paint him in Chaos Black.

>>24246121
She. The stinger is a modified ovapositor, male bees don't have them.

>>24246113
larfed

>>24246150
I don't have any. Do you think Galeforce 9 superglue will cut it?

THIN YOUR BEES

>>24246164
>She.
Well now op definitely has to try and save her.

>>24246181
Superglue is cyanoacrylate. So yes.

>>24246181
Use some duct tape instead.
Glue would get her infected, and she'll spawn glueish beelings from her wounds.

>>24246228
OK here it goes.

>put German half-tracks outside to prime
>come back later
>jumping spider is sitting inside the half-track firmly holding the machine-gun

>>24246260
You can actually dip the bee in glue, it'll be faster than applying paint.

>>24246296

>You will never be a six foot tall Aryan arachnid.

>>24246317
> six foot tall Aryan arachnid
And I've got myself something new to throw at my players. Thanks!

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I dipped her in glue and you can see her trailing it along my hand.

>>24246337

Make sure the Germans treat it as if it was no different from one of them. If the players ask where they found a huge spider, they should be confused.

>>24246384

This is so unethical.

>>24246384
Good. Let her dry for a moment. After she asphyxiates, take her apart, give her a wash, and redo her.

>>24246387
And the spider looks at the players, and tells them to shut up or they'll blow its cover.

>>24246404

The Bee will survive. That's all that matters to us now.

>>24246387
>Day 65. The humans have still not realized I am an arthropod

post moar bee pix

Moar of the bee.

Also, keep it in a jar and feed it 4:1 sugar-water.

It'll be a sloopy sludge and should keep him alive and well.

You've done good work today, OP.

>>24246434

At the climax of the campaign, the big reveal is that Hitler is actually a giant spider too. If you want to go for a horror route, make it so that he can only feed on the blood of Jews. Otherwise, he's just a big ol'spider filled with hate.

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She isn't moving much anymore. Either she's finally giving in from her wounds or the glue was too toxic. If she dies I'll entomb her in a plastic it, maybe the Sun Shark bomber that I'm getting soon. That seems most fitting.

>>24246384
Wait...you dipped the entire bee in glue?

Not just its ass? YOU KILLED IT YOU FOOL.
>>24246423
FUCK YOU

>>24246493
No I dipped just the ass.

>>24246489
>>24246434
World War II, as envisioned by Kafka.

>>24246424
You know insects breathe through their skin, right?

>>24246504
Well then there is hope.

>>24246448
>>24246471
OK give me a bit.

>>24246492
Don't entomb her. Give her a proper viking funeral.
Make her a small paper boat, place her on it, and throw lit matches at it.

>>24246516
....I did not.

>>24246492

Encase her in Superglue, and make her the guidance system for the Sun Shark.

>>24246516
>through their skin
No, they breathe through holes in their skin called spiracles, it's not the same. It's like saying humans breathe through their skin because they have holes in their head that permit breathing.

I can't tell if this is horrifying, adorable, sad, or some combination of all three.

>>24246565
Depends if the bee is okay.

>>24246550
Humans actually do a small part of breathing through their skin.
It's totally negligible, but they do.

Fucking Christ /tg/, this is why I love you guys.
I'm honestly surprised no one has posted sexy bee-girls yet.

>>24246550
More like we breath through our heads, but fair point, I was simplifying things. Still would have been a very bad idea to dip the entire bee in glue.

>>24246565

horrible and sad.

>>24246565

/tg/ - Helping animals through superior hobby skills.

>>24246565
Dipping the bee's abdomen in glue after it ripped out its ovipositor is the equivalent of using crazy glue to treat somebody that just had their intestinal tract ripped out.

>>24246608
We can rebuild it

>>24246602

Well, as it is the spiracles are only on the abdomen, so he might very well have covered her spiracles in glue.

>>24246613
...Yes, and?

>>24246613
so, compassionate and 100% effective?

>>24246613

He's a hobbyist man, not a doctor! It's all he knows!

>>24246613
So enough to make it feel pain yet still deny it the sweet release of death?

Paint a small symbol of Nurgle on her head.
SHE WILL SURVIVE BY HIS GRACE.

>>24246613
Shhhh.

Give the ones who don't know biology some hope. Sometimes ignorance is bliss.

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>>24246613
So you're saying there's a chance

>>24246635

She did sting him after all. The important thing is that she will live to regret it in the only way a Bee knows how...

>>24246636
Then intern her in a Dreadnaught.

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More pics as promised. Maybe my Games Day wolf priest can return her geneseed to the hive she dies.

>>24246666
>Inter her in a dreadnought

But she's a girl. Girls can't be Spess Muhreens.

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>>24246594
Sexy? Here she is with my super rare, topess Dark Eldar prisoners.

>>24246701
Not with that attitude.

>>24246668

I'm envisioning a fatguy throwing a Wolf Priest with a Bee glued to it at the Hive moments before he goes into shock from being stung hundreds of times, all the while screaming "WHY?!"

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>>24246702

>>24246668
Holy shit, she's still alive? You go, girl.
Do you have some Apothecaries you can throw at her?
As in literally throw at her?

>>24246666
Nah, she gets to burn in a viking funeral.

>>24246720
>>24246702
topless*

/tg/, stop being cruel to insects. What would the Thri-Kreen think?

>>24246748
They would probably assume that humans can be fixed with superglue.

Because we can.

Bees are cool

good job OP and glue-insect-medic anon

I remember when during winter I found a bee on my balcony. She wasn't moving much and i'm scared of bees to be honest, due to the sting.

Regardless, I picked her up and placed her in the warm light of my desklamp. Within minutes she was up and moving, her body regaining control from the cold's wintry grasp. I saw her about to take off, so I placed her outside and waved as she flew back to safety and warmth of the hive.

I felt proud that day.

>>24246748
I play a racist character in-game so far I've had several non human races lynched and had a wagon full of Thri-keens burned in the name of the king.

>>24246796

She died of exposure shortly after returning and finding her fellow Hivemates dead.

>>24246816
probably bees don't live well during the winter anon.

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Maybe the power of the long-lost Leman Russ can save her. He's looking a little small from his Rogue Trader days.

>>24246787
I don't think they realized yet that Cyanoacrylate glue was actually invented to hold soldiers' guts in if they ever got torn to pieces on the battlefield as a sort of quick-fix until they could be given proper medical attention

>>24246836
"Git off me sword, ya damn bee!"

>>24246816
>>24246834
Don't care. I knew her fate but I wanted to show her the compassion that my kind is capable of yet rarely shows.

I gave her a few moments of extra time and for that one single bee.... it mattered.

Doesn't this mean you glued the bee's butt shut?

Build her into a dreadnought,

>>24246666
I don't have a dreadnaugh. Can I fit her inside Bjorn or is the sarcophagus solid?

>>24246920
its multipiece metal/finecast, there isnt much hollow in it anymore

>>24246877
Yes. She'll try to poop, but can't.
She'll die in the worst agony imaginable.

>>24246909
Do this, OP.

Even in death, she still makes delicious honey.

>>24246877
ruh roh

rectal remedies aren't recommended you rascals.

>>24246937
Make sure you paint the dreadnaught Yellow and black

>>24246947
Maybe if he researches where the anus is, he can poke a hole through the glue with a pin.

>>24246920
>>24246937
>>24246954
YES...

YESSSSSS

>>24246947
OHSHIT
http://www.howstuffworks.com/bumblebees-poop.htm

Why don't you make some sort of diorama for her?
Build a huge hive, put her in one of the cells, and place a terminator facing her.

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>>24246877

And the dream is over. Fuck you for ruining it.

>>24246967
I do not see that going well.

I can't see it going well at all.

>>24246874

You gave her more time to suffer in the cold. She'd nearly frozen for good before you found her.

YOU SHOULD HAVE LET HER DIE IN PEACE

>>24246933
The tip of of her abdomen got ripped off, I'm sure she couldn't poop anyway after the wound.

>>24246975
did some research.

as of now the thing can probably barely breathe(all of its spiracles/breathing holes are in the abdomen) and can't poop.

>>24247025
He should poke some holes into her, so she could breathe.

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>>24247025
also heres the image.

>>24246973
Make an entire space marine chapter around it.

Apis Astra, Space Bees.

>>24247025

Great, now she's going to die in agony instead of the natural Bee way.

>>24247037
So she probably wouldn't be able to poop after stinging anyway? Hence bees die after they sting?

>>24247059
Yes, all that poop piles up, and they explode.
Seriously, how can you not know this?

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>>24247025
OP, I can't bear to read this....you know what you have to do.

>>24247049
I can base my Tau off of bee colors. My Marines are already Space Yiffs and Lamenters.

>>24247071
I am not a clever man.

>>24247050
The natural bee way is in agony.

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>>24247025
>>24247050

Good job, OP.

You must feel proud.

>>24247084
Throw some honeycomb pattern on them.

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Guys she's still kicking it. She'll die eventually from the sting, but the whole MUH SPIRACLES thing is bullshit. I only dipped the tip in.

>>24246787
I have seen guys come into our med centre patched up with their field bandages, some sticky tape and super glue.

Hurts like fuck apparently but if it gets the shrapnel out of their limbs and can hold them together it's better than nothing.

>>24247090
Well, now you know.
And bee poop is honey.

>>24247111
Quick! Dreadnought her! Run to your nearest FLGS and buy a Dreadnought kit!

>>24247111
Maybe... like... she's a ZOMBEE.

>>24247075
When a bee stings you it's stinger stays in your skin when it pulls away because the stinger is barbed. The stinger pulls all the insides out of the bee and they die. Bees only sting once because of this and they know what happens so a bee stinging you feels threatend or provoked. A wasp on the other hand has no barbed stinger and can sting you many times.

There is the terrible truth anons.

>>24247111
So, you gave her just the tip? Just to see how it feels?

>>24247111

OP, give her a proper send off. Get some snap fit guardsmen, enough to fill a shoebox. Glue them in parade formation, standing at attention for her. Then glue the box shut, wrap it in a garbage bag, and bury it in the backyard.

Terracotta Guardsmen for a Honeybee.

>>24247148
So, a Necron bee.

>>24247148
>>24247141
Fuck that shit. Clearly she's Typhus from the bee dimension. PRAISE NURGLE!

>>24247111
looks pretty dead to BEE

>>24247095
The natural bee way is dying for the glory of the God Empress of the Hive.

OP is probably considered a Chaos Demon of some sort to them

>>24247157
Just for a second?

>>24247173
If this is true, there's only one thing to do with her.
BURN HER.

Notify the vespid homeworld.

Vespids riding on vespid vespas.

>>24246954
>>24246701
Bee Marines?

>>24246701
Lost Legion Female Bee Marines
Snowflake scale almost hit Space Wolf.

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>>24247237

>>24247283
Their primarch was a the offspring of a queen bee and the Emperor.
And no, the bee wasn't super-sized or anything.

>>24247299
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d4MqTCIDKhU

Hey guys, OP here. I was eating dinner. I just served her some raw honey and water, but she's rolling around. I think this is the end. She has survived since around 5:55 EST.

>>24247515
NNoooooo

>>24247515
YOU'RE FEEDING HER HER OWN POOP? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN?

>>24247515
Give her a glorious funeral.

Put her in a dreadnaught.

Never forget.

>>24247553
Bees eat honey. Why the fuck do you think they make it?

>>24247574
he said he doesn't have any

>>24247574
This.

Put her in a dreadnaught.

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This is it. Se's on her side and shaking. I want to swiftly put her out of her misery but I don't know how.

>>24247587
...for bears?

>>24247587

for the bloody larvae.

>>24247596
GO BUY ONE FOR THIS PURPOSE.

>>24247596
>>24247607
I'd put her in Bjorn if I could. Maybe a contemptor if they have hollow bodies.

>>24247615
With a pillow.

>>24247615
Suicide is the coward's way out. Let her live until she no longer can.

>>24247615
Give her CPR!

>>24247647
how is it suicide if he does it?
what, is she going to step on herself?

>>24247638
Contemptors don't have hollow bodies.

>>24247659
Exoskeletons don't have enough give!

>>24247626
Bees eat honey. It's essentially just preserved nectar. They turn it into honey because it can be stored for months, compared to nectar which spoils in days.

>>24247574
Seriously, I dunno why this idea excited me but it just does.

I mean, it's brilliant. We bury beloved humans and pets or even give a funeral to an honourable enemy. The bee shall undergo the proper rites and be interred within a Dreadnought, to serve until time immemorial.

Plus, imagine how fucking awesome it would be if the bee actually had magic powers and the dreadnought came alive during a game. deep baritone BZZZZZs scream out from the model as it violently bum-rushes enemy models.

>>24247685
He has to try something!

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>>24247615
Never Forget

>>24247672
Assisted suicide is still suicide.

Guys I have no choice but to try to put her out of her misery. I'm going to try to suffocate her under a cap. She was having convulsions.

>>24247696
Put her in a librarian furioso, there is the true reason they can fly!

>>24245900
Do you have a lighter?

>>24247736
No no, she can still make it.

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>>24247736
RIP brave warrior

Only on /tg/.

But seriously, put it in a dreadnaught.

>>24247736
ASSISTED SUICIDE IS A SIN

SHE WILL GO TO BEE HELL

YOU WILL GO TO HUMAN HELL

STOP

Put her in your freezer. And under a cap.

>>24247615
Here, have this
>/watch?v=0syjecXN_no&t=0m10s

>>24247771
What's Bee Hell like?

>>24247795
You are constantly confused for a wasp.

>>24247795
instead of hexagons it's all squares

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>>24247736
How terrible

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Guys I really want to put her in a Dreadnaught but I don't use them. What would be the best kind for a mechanized Space Wolves list? Venerable, normal? Help me to make this a reality.

>>24246613
Hey, Sabu closed his wounds with superglue all the time.

>>24247795
>>24247805
No, anon.
You are the wasp.

Find the hive & put her back in so her sisters can give her a proper funeral.

Note: bee funerals consist of the corpse being carried to the hive entrance and dropped onto the ground.

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>>24247829
Fuck, man. She was a brave little soldier. Fearless. A true Battle Sister.

We must do something to honour her bravery, /tg/. Her story must not die.

Hey what's the best way to archive this?

>>24247829
That's not air-tight, and even if it were, that much air would last hours for a bee.

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“Good-bye!” she whispered. Then she summoned all her strength and waved one of her front legs at him.

She never moved again. Next day, as the terrains were being taken apart and the models were being loaded into cases and the players were packing up their belongings and driving away in their cars, she died. The Game Shop was soon forlorn. The parking lot was littered with bottles and trash. Nobody, of the hundreds of people what had visited the shop, knew that a honeybee had played the most important part of all.

But /tg/ was with her when she died.

put her in a penitent engine. for the sins she did in stabbing you she deseves a place in it.

/tg/ stay focused. If you don't tell me the best kind of Dreadnaught for a mech SW list I'll just throw her into my Sun Shark. At least she'll be able to fly again.
;_;7

>>24247829
"T-thank you Anonymous-chan! Thank you for making my last few hours the happiest of my life. I-I had fun playing with your minis, and t-the honeywater w-was tasty." her little bee body begins to curl and convulse in spasms of uncontrollable pain as her organs fail "I-I...*buzz buzz* l-love you Anonymous."

She's suddenly very still, and you can do nothing but stare at her lifeless form, as her love and happiness are ripped away from you, as her life was ripped away from her.

>>24247905
Perhaps a drop pod multi-melta/close combat weapon with flamer. That seems fairly good and bee like at the same time.

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>>24247905
Obviously embed her in one of the interceptor drones of the sunshark

A drone in life, A drone in death.

>>24247933
Nah I have a rhino list. I guess I can just make it have assault cannons or auto cannons and have it march behind the rhinos.

>>24247886
Good damn it, that's an adorable bee.

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>>24247909

>>24247958
This is a worker, not a drone. Drones are males and don't have stingers (their penis takes the place of the stringer, but it still gets ripped out after one use).

>>24247905
No, put her on the Golden Throne instead.

>>24247960
A missle/las cannon loadout was popular back in 5th, and double auto-cannon is always solid.

>>24247829
I ran a venerable las/missile dreadnought in my mech puppies list. it works well to diffuse enemy firepower.

How do we archive?

Great, now just spray it with some Ethyl acetate or something to preserve it.

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>>24247909
Needs a picture to go with it.

Archived.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/24245900/

>>24247987
Are venerables worth it? They seem overpriced.

reported to /an/
enjoy your /an/thusiasts

>>24248046
You're slow.

>>24248046
Maybe /an/ knows a way to save her!

>>24247829
Librarian furioso so she can soar again! Yes i know not space wolves but shh.

>>24248059
I have a Blood Angels codex army but I pride myself on it being completely unmechanized. Good idea though.

>>24246156
sporecreatures.jpg

>>24247811
._.

>>24248058
she's already dead, bro
she's fucking twitching and curled in a ball

>>24248103
She's just resting.

She'll make it.

She has to.

>>24248044
i found it was often the difference between requiring a single unit's shooting and requiring more than one. I usually just used it to divert enemy fire from areas of approach, and for the occasional MC.

>>24248041
might want to upboat it

>>24248103

The spirit of our battle breether is still alive!

Dammit OP, can you get her in a dread already! or go put her in a freezer, status-sleep until you are ready to transfer her soul to the machine!

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Well she's barely moving now. I put her in a sealable plastic bag. I know it's cruel, but letting her live almost 2 and a half hours after being disemboweled is even more cruel. Goodnight princess. I'll pick up a dreadnaught next time I go to a store and I'll make a thread for it.
Rest in bees, rest in bees.

>>24248114
Somebody get this man a medic or a commissar.

(commissar would be cheaper...)

>>24248148
That much air is enough to last for hours, and the bag's probably not completely airtight anyway.

>>24248148
"barely moving" means alive.

There's still a chance.

>>24248186
I squeezed air out of it before I sealed it. It's a small bag. I guess I can freeze her too. ;_;

Well I've been thinking, I may put her in a librarian dreadnaught. I use Lamenters with my BA codex so I can get away with black and yellow on it.

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>>24248148

She'll be back with the Emperor's finest soon, teaching the new brothers the ways of old, the ways of the chapter.

Her glorious fury made form will be a beacon of hope for all the loyal citizens of the imperium.

>>24248209
When things die they still twitch a bit.

>>24248209
Insects aren't the most resilient creatures, brother. She has no wounds remaining.

But soon she shall be interred, and even in death shall her enemies feel her sting.

>>24248247
But sometimes things twitch & then don't die.

This could be one of those times.

In the grim darkness of the far future, there are no bees.

>>24248269
everything dies
the bee is going to die
it's probably already dead, it's been a few minutes

/tb/

>>24248148
REST IN PIECE, TINY PROTECTOR OF THE IMPERIUM! YOU WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN!

>>24248296
Your mom is going to die.

>>24248319
You mean the Imbeerium.

>>24248328
yeah, eventually
I'm not trying to be a dick, it's a sad thing, but that bee is going to die within the hour

rip

>>24248329
Holy Terra IS a Hiveworld, after all.

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>>24248329
>I will sing you the song of my Beepole

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Wait, no. Okay.

A Space Marine chapter founded by bees.

>>24248276
UNTIL NOW

We need updates, OP. Any movement? Or is it truly over?

>>24248367
In thhhhhhhe grim darknezzzz of thhhhhhe future you will not bee mizzzzzzzzed

OP here. Holy shit she won't die. I feel guilty, even though I didn't bring harm to her in the first place. Freezing to death is just like falling asleep, right? I should try that.

OP again, I'm going to make some coffee and put her in the freezer. I'll be back.

>>24248423
put her in the coffee after freezing her

>>24248407
Yes you did! You pulled out her stinger with your flesh, you monster!

...

F-forgive me, OP, I'm a little emotional right now. Freezing her might be the best idea

>>24248407
>>24248423

You realize from the perspective of the bee, she stung you and you proceeded to torture her until death, right?

>>24247155
However when bees sting other animals, their stinger doesn't get ripped out. There's something about human skin that catches it. This is true, look it up.

>>24248432
That'll learn her.

>>24248459
It's not just humans, it's any mammal, or reptiles, or anything with soft skin rather than a hard shell like insect skin.

She has stopped moving but I left her in the freezer a bit longer to make sure. I don't want to torment her any more than necessary.

>>24248432
My intentions were pure. She may not realize it, and I can't blame her.

>>24248432
"OH NO! It is a dreaded Honey thieving giant, I must act quickly to protect the interest for the hive! For the Queen!!!"

Stings Anon

"Take that foul creature,... Urkkk.. though I give my life I hope it is not in vain."

Looks up at anon.

"the giant yet lives... even after my most powerful attack,.. the pain... why has my sting done nothing..."

"What... is that foul smelling... sticky like honey... the hive... the HIVE!.. i must warn the others... but this honey... i'm stuck... the hive.."

"what... urggh... what... what's going on... why... why... why is it dark... its getting colder... the hive... the queen... my sisters... the queen... the.... the... hive... ... ... ..."

>>24248549
OP insulted her fat queen.

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OP again, are librarian Furioso dreadnaughts actually any good or are they just a gimmick?
I need to shower, I'll come back with a status update.

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>this thread

I'm sure if /an/ was here they'd all be laughing at us.

>>24248703
It was posted on /an/ but nobody replied.

archive for great justice

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>>24247941
fu-fucken saved!
thanks mate

Funeral dirge:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFbho5zUVdQ

>>24248703
>>24248711
I am here from /an/ and I am laughing, yes, but not at you. This is an incredible, beautiful thread. I'm certain my other /an/ons could appreciate the entire thread's sentiment.

>>24248764
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HdfjnWq2ZiY

I can't wait until OP opens the freezer and she flies out of there and starts biting him in the eye.

OP, please just lie & say she's okay.

I'll believe you.

>>24248648
Its got a stinger . That's all you need .

OP, what is happening? Are you there, OP?

>>24248961
She's fine bro, we can all go home now
;_;

>>24249148
He committed sudoku

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Well guys it's over. She's dead from what I can tell.

>>24249199
Bees do sleep, you know.

She's probably exhausted from her frightful and exciting day.

>>24249223
"Kyaa~ Anonymous-chan I'm very tired! I-I had lots of f-fun. G-good night."

>>24249251
Muh heart

>>24249223
She's had time to thaw. She is still curled up in a ball. Maybe she died without too much pain? I hope so.

So guys, which is better to run, a venerable dreadnaught, a dreadnaught, or the Furioso librarian dreadnaught?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SNKmgSvTewQ

Everything's gone. The hive is burning.

>>24246384
>>24247886
OP, did the be write you compliments with the glue?

>>24249264
Furioso so she can fly once again. Could you imagine the torment a bee would suffer if she couldn't fly?

Repaint everything black and yellow in her honor.

May the soldiers of the Immortal Hive live on to conquer in her name.

I've never seen anyone care this much for a bee. And you did this all even after it stung you. I have new-found respect for the humanity that dwells in basements.

>>24249286
I like to think she tried writing "thank you."

>>24249448
Bees don't have an alphabet. they dance to communicate.

With her last dying twitches she probably cursed anon till the last of his days.

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>>24246434

>>24249539
Then she wrote it with her death spasms.

>Pass the thinner bro

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>mfw this thread

OP here, I'm just about to order my Furioso dreadnaught. I'll be sure to start a thread around the same time as this one on whichever day I get a chance to assemble the kit.
Thanks for the support in this trying ordeal.
May you bee happy..

>>24250131
I'll bee on the lookout for that thread.

>>24250266
don't worry
bee happy

That glorious bee. May she continue to serve by the right side of the emperor.

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>>24250131
R.I.P. in Beeace.

>>24249301
That's a very sweet sentiment.

>>24248103
>Maybe /x/ knows a way to save her!

>>24253877
R.I.P.-Beeatrice

>>24254991
As sweet as honey.

Goddamnit, /tg/, this thread has singlehandedly restored my faith in humanity. The fact that OP would try to save the bee, even after it stung him and knowing that she'd wouldn't last, shows that there is still good in the world.

OP, you are a fucking Paragon. Give her the best Dreadnaught to entomb her in.

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>>24260829
>implying I should get mad at an animal that thinks it is threatened
OP here, I'm amazed this thread is still going. I'll have to write up a 40K rules profile for /tg/ bee. I will be putting her in a librarian Furioso so she can fly. I use Lamenters so I can get away with yellow, black, and white.
Godspeed, /tg/ bee.

I was stung by a bee yesterday.

I ate her afterwards.

>>24261218
'Nid player, I take?

>>24261347
No. Simply a Necron player.

>>24261379
Do you use Flayed Ones?

OP, don't choose the model based on usefulness, give her something nice to be buried in. Think of her.

>placing down army

>"yo anon, why you running that model? It doesn't suit your army and it's a different paint scheme"

>"n-no reason"

And when she gets taken out

>pick her up

>"you did good honey, real good"

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>>24261912
>honey

>>24246121
>Gets stung by a bee
>First thought is how to save the bee's life
You are a fucking hero, sir.

>>24261912
Too late, the Furioso has been ordered. It fits thematically better than anything else. It would be the only mech in my BA codex so it would get shot to hell though.

Someone archive this bastard.

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She died as a drone, but she will live on in our hearts and your dreadnought forever as a queen.

Sleep tight Beeatrice.

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Servitude unending, for the Empress.

For the record, OP, suffocation is the worst of all possible ways for an insect to die. It isn't quick like it is for mammals, poor Bee-chan suffered the entire time she was in the bag.

In the future, if you wish to grant a merciful death to an insect, expose it to alcohol. Because of the spiracles they breathe through, the alcohol will instantly enter the insect's bloodstream in lethal amounts. A few seconds of numbing euphoria and then its over.

>>24262772
I also froze her.

>>24262772
So all those wasps in a glass of wine committed the blissfull suicide?

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>>24262772
>poor Bee-chan suffered the entire time she was in the bag
Did you really need to tell us that, anon?

You are an awful person.

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>>24261177

>>24262818
Yup.

Insects love booze, but booze does not love insects. They'll jump right in and willingly die for a taste of it. It's why leaving out a shallow bowl with a pool of beer in it is so effective at getting rid of garden pests like slugs and crickets.

>>24249264

That's how I kill insects that I add to my collection. Freezing them is generally the most humane way to do it.

>>24247615
Quick needle through her brain.

>>24262699

Judging by the paint job, those would be Yellow Jacket marines.

>>24262940
It's too late, anon. OP simultaneously froze and suffocated her.

>>24249264
I think the sunhawk thing was a good idea.
>Tau are almost bee colored anywayzzz

>>24262980
Oh. I s(b)ee.
I didn't have time to read the whole thread before commenting.

>>24262940
insect nervous systems dont work like that

>>24249264
>Maybe she died without too much pain? I hope so.
She probably died high as fuck from all the chemicals in the superglue getting into the open wound in her abdomen.

When she was shaking earlier, it wasn't from pain; she was tripping balls.

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>>24263178
>I want to beelieve

>>24263133
Welp, didn't know that, then I would assume freezing was the best choice.

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>>24263238
Yeah, as far as I know bugs don't really feel cold. It just slows down their metabolism and they go to sleep.

>>24263304
Yeah I assumed they would go asleep relatively quickly without any real pain, and then die in their slumber.
Also... slaanesh hijack made me want to dump random slaaneshini porn pictures.
DAMNIT

>>24263304
OP here. I should have shown her my old metal daemonettes. The hot ones with titties.
;_;

>>24263397
You did plenty to send her tiny soul on to Slaanesh.

She spent her last hours with superglue right next to her breathing holes, so you can be sure she was huffing glue fumes until she drew her last breath.

>>24263465
No! She will serve Big E in a flying dreadnought.

>>24245900
THIN YOU PAIN.

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>>24263517
>not mummifying Bee-chan and burying her in a little pyramid in your yard.
Don't you want your little princess to live forever, anon?