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>>24091334
Cellulose fibers, patterned in upward and outward spirals, each helix flanked by a a wider weave of clorophyll rich compartments. Gaps and weaknesses are placed between the strands and the squares, born of the inherent imperfection of reality and the further imperfections induced by artificial fertilizer and the weight of the millenia passed since the Age of the Gods.

Your prana trickles in, and slowly, surely whisks away that weakness, until all that remains is strength and the absence of age. A stray blade of grass pricks you and draws blood.

Well isn't that interesting...

Before you have much time to contemplate this development, you're back at Number Four, and see Petunia go for the oven. You rush in, careful to avoid tracking unwanted dirt into the house, and grab a seat at the table just before your Aunt turns back with the delicious fruits of your labors. You actually get a full serving this time, probably because of Vernon and Dudley's impending diet.

After doing the dishes, you go to sleep on a full stomach, and dream of...
>A snake faced man burning down a village.
>An older Illya wearing a gown of gold and white.
>Your mathematics teacher having tea with... Gandalf the Grey?
>[Other]

This quest shows promise.

>>24091347
>>An older Illya wearing a gown of gold and white.

.....But reinforcement is well known to be absolute SHIT in the nasuverse. The only reason Shirou isn't complete and total shit at everything involving magic, including combat, is because of author-fiat. Hell, Nasu acknowledges it when he explains that Shirou is worth, like, 30 out of a 100.

What self-respecting Magi would EVER bother to learn Reinforcement when they can just blast shit to smithereens.

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Harry James Potter

[ATTRIBUTES]

[4] Strength - D+ "You're a wiry lad, built fo speed more than strength."
[9] Agility - A "You're fast on your feet and quick with your reflexes"
[6] Endurance - C+ "You're cousin's made sure you can take a beating."
[8] Intelligence - B+ "You're no genius, but you're smarter than most."
[7] Luck - B "You've got better luck than most."

[9] Circuit Quality (CQ) - A [13 Prana per Circuit]
[8] Circuit Quantity (CC) - B+ [26 Circuits, one of which has been opened]

Magic Circuits Open - 1/26
Prana Available - 9/13
Wounds - 0/6

[SKILLRATINGS]
12:47 PM 4/6/2013
[10] Academics (Mundane) [INT] - E+
[9] Academics (Magecraft) [INT] - E
[NA] Academics (???) [INT] - N/A
[12] Acrobatics [AGI] - D
[9] Athletics [END] - D
[9] Capioera [AGI] - F
[12] Cooking [AGI] - D
[8] Craft (Mystic Codes) [INT] - F
[9] Origin Magic [CQ] - F
[10] Reinforcement [CQ] - E
[11] Stealth [AGI] - E+
[NA] ??? [CQ] - N/A

[TRAITS]

Spiteful - Your stealth rating increases by 2 when you're out for revenge.
Compassionate - Your healing spells cure one additional wound.

[PERKS]

Devil's Luck - You may reduce your luck attribute by 1 step to negate a critical hit against you.
Practiced Runner - Your Athletics rating is increased by 2 when running.
Multitasker I: Multitasking penalties to skill checks are reduced by 1.
??? - ???
??? - ???

>>24091421
I think we're learning it because its fairly simple. just to practice control and shaping

>>24091347
>>Your mathematics teacher having tea with... Gandalf the Grey?

we need some lighthearted nonsense this one

>>24091347
>An older Illya wearing a gown of gold and white.

>>24091347
>>An older Illya wearing a gown of gold and white.
Fancy.

>>24091421
IIRC, it's also useful if you use it on your body for enhanced stats.

>>24091347
>>An older Illya wearing a gown of gold and white.
Harry discovers Girls.

Kerry does a thorough debriefing after each date.

>>24091347
>Your mathematics teacher having tea with... Gandalf the Grey?
What kind of tea is it? This is important because we're a brit.

>>24091479
Its considered an INCREDIBLY bad idea to use reinforcement on your body. If you screw-up, you risk crippling yourself. If you succeed, you've successfully FORCED your body to do things it cannot do. Shirou ended up a black, white-haired man by his mid-thirties by using reinforcement on himself for little over a decade. And he was bad at it. Rin rarely if ever used Reinforcement except for when shit went down and she had to do some crazy-ass shit (Bust some Bruce Lee on caster).

I really think trying to be the main character from Fate/Stay Night wouldn't be in anyone's best interest....especially considering how easily he manages to cripple/get himself killed.

>>24091503
>>24091347

>Your mathematics teacher having tea with... Gandalf the Grey?

captain picard too?

>>24091487
I was gonna make up some bullshit until I saw this. Now I"m down.
>Older Illya w/ Gown
OH, we should totally be flying at the time. Ain't a dream without flying.

>>24091347
>TRIPLE THREAT

>A snake faced man burning down a village.
>An older Illya wearing a gown of gold and white.

And because all dreams take a turn for the wacky right before you wake up
>Your mathematics teacher having tea with... Gandalf the Grey?

>>24091347
>[]other

The spiders. oh god the spiders

>>24091487
bit early for puberty, innit?

>>24091646
not if reverse trap

>>24091666
Reverse...trap?

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OP will surely deliver

>>24091683
So, harry's a girl now?
This complicates the Illya relationship.

>>24091823
not particularly.

>>24091842
Is it sad that I want this in the dream now?
>Illya appears in a fancy dress.
>"No, Harry, YOU are in the fancy dress
>Harry's wearing the dress
>FREEFALL

>>24091866
>Wake up
>math teacher and gandalf having tea
>Wake up
> Voldemort is now a 1920s bootlegger
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2jUhnCU9iA

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>>24091866
>>24091683
>>24091666
>>24091842
>>24091823

...Zeltrech responsible this.

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>An Older Illya wearing a gown of gold and white.
>BONUS: Math Teacher and Gandalf

You dream.

You see a woman that your heart recognizes as Illya standing before a golden chalice. She wears the garb of a priest, a Mother watching over her flock. The cup is golden, and gold and white are pure.

And yet all you feel from that thing is hatred. A hatred that make your spite seem amicable.

The cup cries out. The cup cries out.
It demands the blood of Illyasviel.
It demands the blood of the world.
It demands the blood of heroes.

"Harry," Illya smiles sadly. "There are worse things than other people, you know? Don't let your ̹̫͎̩͛͌͋͗̈́̆̅ ̸̴͚̘̻͔̲͙̓̒̑̒͌́̀ ͖̬̖̯͚̪̿̿͒̅͋ͭ̾ ̜̜̩̞̳̙̻̍̀̀́́̾̕͝ͅ ̫̞̹̯ͦ͋̏ make you like ̵̵̷̖̟̯̖̱̬̥̖̺̟͙̯̮͚̮͍͖ͫͬ͑ͨ̒̄̌̎ ̗̝̰̭͖̖͚̖̜ͥ̊ͪ̂͂̃̔̎̌ͪͨ̄͛́͒̐̌͡ ̷̵͈̞͖̬̪̤̺̻̹̙̮͙̝̦̦͓̞̦̎̓ͮͤ͆ͦ̒͛͑̐͌͂ ̴̷̧͕͔͚͉̮͔̟͎̣̖̣͉̙̰͖̺ͫͯ͋ͨ̈́̊ͮ̒́͆̈́̆̕ ̸̴̡̲̮̬̜̼̥͕̝͓͇̮̖̣̗͚̤̻͎͌̾ͬͤ͒͢͜ ̵̡̥̺̰̞̹͖̮̥͈̰̤̪͖̠͛ͯͪ̐ͣ̒ͮ́̃̀ͅ ̨̗̭̦̻̖͖͖̝̼̺̞̪̞͇ͭͤ̏͌̀́͘ ̴̶̧̩̫̠̜͎̯͚̏̀ͣ̐ͧ̓ͨ̐ͭ̀̉̿ͤ̉̔͑̈͢͠ͅ ̷̨̨̺̺̖͔̥̦̖̟͙̺͖̟̭͇̹̺̈͑̆̋̌̈́̇ͬ͐̃̅͐ͩ̇̀̇ ͫ͊́ͬͩͪ҉͚͔̠̪̱̱͈̫͇̬͎̙͉̫̹̳̹͞͡ͅ ̒ͩ̔̃ͭ͋̄̿͆͢͏͉̜͙̰̪̺͉͔͍̭̼̣͈̮̰͚̫̻ ̴̢͆̈́ͣͣ̾̽̌̾ͯͯ͘͢͏̠͇̹̟͔̟̤̙͉̱̼̦̖̠̼̙̱̜̺ ̧͓̭͎̪̠͕̬̤̤̗ͦ̓̊̓͒̈͐̀́́͝, okay?"

The vision fades, it all seems to melt, becoming like some perverse horror show of slime and fury.

In a clearing of white, two men sit at a table - you know one is Mr. Z, your math teacher. The other looks like you imagine Gandalf the Grey would, if he were a few decades older. They are drinking tea, Earl grey, if you have it right...

>Field too long.

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"A child of prophecy, huh?" your teacher asks. "Wish I knew that earlier. Would have been fun to give him the Kaleidostick, and see what would have happened."

Gandalf shakes his head. "You said he was in the care of a... Kiritsugu von Einzbern?"

"Yeah, yeah," your teacher makes a reassuring gesture at the venerable man. "The Magus Killer is what they call him at the Tower. The man has very few qualms about killing people if they threaten those he cares about." Your teacher takes a sip. "A small list, to be sure, but the kids on it."

"Magus Killer?" Gandalf asks. "I don't think the future leader of the light should be associating with a man of so... dark a reputation."

"And yet here you are," your teacher grins, "Sipping tea with a vampire."

You wake up confused, and look to the time. It's five AM, well before any of your relarives wake up. You...
>Take the opportunity to get a hot shower.
>Make yourself some tea to clear your head. [CHOOSE TEA]
>Get a head start on your math homework, as it clearly has you anxious.
>[Other]

>>24092013
>Quickish [but still longer than normal] warm shower, then Math because clearly we're troubled by unfinished math work.

>>24092013
>Make yourself some tea to clear your head. [CHOOSE TEA]
Ooooh shit, here it goes. Earl grey, nice and strong, with a spoonful of honey stirred in.

>>24092013
>>Get a head start on your math homework, as it clearly has you anxious.
Clearly. I mean there's no WAY our teacher is a vampire right?

>>24092013
First tea, then Math. Get green tea flavored with raspberries and chamomile.

>>24092072
>Flavored green tea
>>24092042
>Sweetening earl grey

Fucking plebs. Tea, then math homework. Get just play earl grey. Strong.

>>24092013
>tea

Shit be fucked up, yo. We need some time to sort this weirdness out.

We didn't shower since our jog, we need one.

>>24092085
>Calling other people plebs
>Not putting MILK in your earl grey
Can you be this much of a faggot?

[x] Shower then DRINK YO FUKKEN TEA I SWEAR TO GOB

>>24092013
Man, we missed out on Magical Boy Harry.
Dumbles talking with Zelretch seems promising though

>>24092013
>>Get a head start on your math homework, as it clearly has you anxious.

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>>24092109
I hate you so much right now. Putting milk in tea completely ruins the taste. You don't really like tea if you have to put milk in it.

>>24092109
>>Not putting MILK in your earl grey
This, fuck man.
It's in the Eleven fucking Rules of Tea for crying out loud

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>>24092133
Stay mad. Milk is the ultimate compliment to tea. It just does so much for the texture. Drinking tea without milk is tantamount to shooting yourself in the foot.

>>24092166
>Drinking tea without milk is tantamount to shooting yourself in the foot
No.

>>24092013
Why not all of the above?
>Short shower for smelling good
>Tea for clearing head, shower likely helped
>Drink tea while doing math homework
Oh, i've got a good one if that's not kosher
>Practice reinforcement on something else
'cuz we care more for our sudden burst of magic-ness then some pleb homework.

>>24092013
>>Get a head start on your math homework, as it clearly has you anxious.

This is one teacher we don't piss off.

>>24092193
This, except for the love of god practice something besides reinforcement. Harry is not and should not be Shirou

Thinking of the books... Harry should be good at summoning magic, I think? The main spells he uses are the Patronus and calling for his broom and other objects. Maybe enchantment too.

>>24092302
That's a good idea.
How would we practice a new spell though? Should we just start tapping into the universe?
Maybe we should just start trying to levitate shit, see what happens.
I can see the event now. We're in the shower, and realize we have no soap. But it's cold, and the shower's warm... so we
>Attempt to grab the soap from the cupboard without going there.
Can't end anyway but badly, but I'm down.

>>24091421
It's shit, but it's decent for learning the basics.
Shirou's a terrible mage, yeah, and he can only do Reinforcement after warming up with Projection (which is like driving a 18-wheeler before riding a bike).

But for everyone else, it's just a beginner's practice tool. It doesn't look like we'll be the bone of our sword, so I don't think we'll be using it for combat as much as for utility.

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>>24092324
excellent idea. harry needs to practice summoning.

>>24092302
Expelliarmus

>>24092324
I agree, let's just start trying shit, we're a kid with newly discovered powers.
Telekinesis has got to be at least tangently related to summoning, right?

>>24092363
True, though spells in the nasuverse typically aren't that specific, so I cant think of any real equivalent

>>24092363
ACtually, let's not use the magic systems from the books.
He learns basic levitation, then 'advanced' throwing his souls at scary things to scare them away, and then learns that every evil mage has access to DIE, MIND CONTROL, AND OTHER DIE.
Only anti-DIE spell is disarm, and that's like OHGODDON'TKILLME prime.

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>Why not all of the above?

First things first - contemplating freaky dreams about Mr. Z being a vampire and the creepy ass cup Illya was holding can wait. You haven't showered since you got back from your jog, and Mrs. Irisviel always told you that those who smell like ass, feel like ass. Well, perhaps not in quite so coarse terminology, and you think there was something about taking your spouse in with you. Having your back washed must be soothing, you suppose.

Maybe you'll ask Illya to do that sometime.

Or maybe you'll not risk your mentor's wrath.

You're in and out of the shower as quick and quiet as you can; your relatives hate it when you 'waste' the hot water. Throwing on some of the better fitting hand-me-downs you got from Dudley, you put some tea on. After much internal debate, you decide to go with Earl Grey, unsweetened, with just a splash of milk for taste.

By the time you've your assignment out, your head is clear of thoughts of vampires and the way that the creepy mud was clinging to grown up Illya's curves. Your not even sure where that last thought came from, anyways. Your math problems go by fairly easily; its geometry, which is something of a specialty of that teacher.

Seriously, Mr. Z will go on, and on, and on about its beauty, especially if kaleidoscopes and their weirdness get involved.

After taking a stab at the bonus problem [ROLL 3d6], you...
>Get breakfast ready; the Dursleys will be down soon.
>Get breakfast ready with MAGIC~ [ROLL 3d6 again]
>Go outside and practice your Capioera
>[Other]

>>24092417
>>24092420
We know the Nasu-style is functional in this universe, but do we know if the novel style "Magic Stick with Obscure Code Words + Emotional Triggers" works?
Or is it some amalgamation of the two?

>>24092395
>>24092417
>>24092420

You can always try awakening your Origin.

WINK. WINK.

Rolled 4, 2, 3 = 9

>>24092453
>Get breakfast ready; the Dursleys will be down soon.
Let's not tempt fate. Heh.

Rolled 2, 1, 4 = 7

>>24092453
>Mr. Z will go on, and on, and on about its beauty, especially if kaleidoscopes and their weirdness get involved.
Zelretch is math teacher?

>Get breakfast ready; the Dursleys will be down soon.

>>24092141
I want to strangle you right now.

Cardamom and ginger, on the other hand...

Rolled 2, 6, 4 + 3 = 15

>>24092453
First roll for math problem, second for MAGIC.
>>24092482
That's an option? If we're being spoonfed, I'll take it. 1's are crits, right?
>inb4 triple 6

>>24092512
Er, nevermind, I can't into /tg/dice tonight.

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>But you can't change reality, it's not like a kaleidoscope, where all it takes to see a new picture is a little twist.
Oh you!

Rolled 1, 2, 3 = 6

>>24092453
>Get breakfast ready; the Dursleys will be down soon.
Assuming this is the year before the summer we turn 11, it's not to wise to get the Dursleys' paranoia started early

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>Bonus problem difficulty tier: B+
>Academics (Mundane) Skill Rating: E+
>Difficulty Penalty: 6
>Target Number: 4
>Roll: (2,1,4) 7! Failure!

You're bright, but you're also only a ten year old. You suppose it could be worse on you, though; last year, Mr. Z put these type of questions on the main material rather than just bonus problems. Rumor has it that some of the smarter kids are still in therapy from the soul crushing realization of all the things they don't know.

You managed to figure that angle BAC was 45 degrees, and that the key to the problem was figuring out the measure of angle ebf. Unfortunately, by the time you had even worked out a method to find it that might be right, Aunt Petunia came downstairs and told you to get to work on breakfast.

Once more, you forgo any use of magecraft to make breakfast for your relatives.

Oddly, all the eggs had been thrown out last night, probably to do with the diet that Vernon was complaining about. You cut up some grapefruit, oranges, and bits of melon to make a salad, and let Aunt Petunia divide it. To no one's suprise, you get a smaller portion than the other three bowls, but its enough.

You...
>Wolf it down quickly and get to the bus stop before Dudley can torment you.
>Eat at a normal pace and risk his revenge for Piers.
>Switch it to a paper bowl and eat on the go.
>[Other]

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>>24092453
>>Get breakfast ready; the Dursleys will be down soon.

As much as I'd like to practice magic, fucking up with that is a very real possibility. Letting the dipshit muggle family know how we screwed up is a Bad Thing.

We want to keep being able to practice with Kerry, we'd best work on being subtle. We can always fuck up their lives later with once we're good with out powers.

Spite through stealth!

>>24092885
>Switch to paper bowl and eat on the go
Let's go find an ADVENTURE outside!
Besides, we can add in
>[other] See what Illya and them are up to this morning.
and
>Ask about other spells
as a potential.

Rolled 4, 3, 3 = 10

>>24092885
>>Wolf it down quickly and get to the bus stop before Dudley can torment you.

Attempt to meet up with illya for warhound support

Wolf, we've no time for his annoyingness.

>>24092947
Thisssss

>>24092885
>Switch it to a paper bowl and eat on the go.

Think smart, be pragmatic! It allows us to save time like Wolf It Down, but without the problems of indigestion!

>>24092947
I like your line of thinking. Checking in with Illya seems like a smart idea. Hopefully this won't lead to flashbacks of creepy dreams...

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You grab a paper bowl from deep within the pantry and pour your portion of the salad into it, grabbing a plastic spoon and getting your arse out of the house before Dudley storms down the stairway. The less you need to interact with your ape of a cousin, the happier both of you will be. Eating on the way to the bus stop is just fine.

You contemplate going over to the von Einzebern's place, but before you can decide one way or another, you see a distinctive flash of white hair over by the bus stop.

Moving closer, you realize why it was only a flash and not a beacon. You see a new face, a somewhat mousy girl, among the children at the bus stop - she must be from the family that moved into the vacant house the other day. The girl herself is rather bushy, a nest of brown hair trailing down her back, and she looks a bit nervous.

Probably because Illya is being affectionate again.

"Illya..." you start, "stop tormenting the poor girl."

"But... but... she's so cuuu~te. I just want to eat her up!" She takes a nibble of the new girl's ear. The new girl has gone from squirming to terrified. She probably thinks that Illya's a cannibal or something like that.

You...
>Do nothing
>Continue verbal admonishments
>Pull Illya off the poor girl
>[Other]

Rolled 1, 4, 2 = 7

>>24092885
>>Switch it to a paper bowl and eat on the go.
claim Kerry wants us for morning work

>>24093555

>[Other]
" o really can I try a bite?"

Rolled 6, 4, 1 = 11

>>24093555
>She takes a nibble of the new girl's ear
oh my god this is an adorable image

>[Other]
"Why must you cheat on me already"

>>24093555
Sigh.
"Just don't leave any marks." (whatever that means...)

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>>24093609

>>24093555
>Start talking to the girl (other)
Do we really think we can pull Illya off? Best way to deal with this is to sate her curiosity.
We'll deal with group hugs later if we need to get affectionate.

>>24093555
[x] Pull Illya off the poor girl
Then ask her what her dad would think of the situation

>>24093644
Clearly he'd say>>24093637

Rolled 4, 5, 2 = 11

>>24093555
I bet if we pull Illya off she might chomp down
>[]other
"Ilya, what did your dad say about terrifying others? Who aaren't part of my cusin's gang?"

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>>24093555
>>[Other] Greet the new girl

"Hello. I'm Harry Potter. I see you've already met Illya. She's quite charming, honestly."

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Rolled 3, 1, 5 = 9

>>24093555
>She takes a nibble of the girl's ear

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>>24093555

Rolled 3, 5, 5 = 13

>>24093637
this

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You sigh.

"Must you cheat on me so brazenly, Illya?" you ask. "I thought what we had was special. To throw it all away, and with another woman at that..." You do your best impression of a sad Heracles. "I'm hurt, Illya. Hurt."

Illya nearly drops her grip on the other girl, her cat like grin turning from pleased to almost vicious. She nuzzles against the tormented girl, chuckling in what she no doubt believes to be a dignified manner.

"Ohohoho..." She smirks. "I didn't know that you considered us to be like that, Haaa~ry! I'm touched! I'll of course need to inform daddy that our relationship has turned... amorous." She smiles. "But I'm sure that you won't do anything untoward... and that I'll remain an honest woman..."

You palm your face.

"Illya. We're ten. That's beyond innapropriate," You push your glasses up your nose. You've dealt with this sort of thing before. "Besides, I think that it's this girl's honesty that's being threatened right now... by you." You shake your head. "What would your father say?"

"Not to leave any marks," she responds immediately. The new girl meeps in terror. "Besides, I'm just a huggy person, it won't go that far..."

You sigh. By this point, she's too indignant defending herself from your slanderous accusation to hold on to the new girl too tightly, and you're able to gently pull the two apart.

"Hello." You greet the new girl. "I'm Harry Potter. I see you've already met Illya. She's quite charming, honestly, you just need to get used to her."

The girl seems to be at a loss for words, and is looking at you as though you were Christ's second coming. Her eyes occasionally dart to Illya in fear. After a moment, she manages to meep out her name.

"Hermione Granger. Nice to meet you."

You...
>Try to patch things up between Hermione and Illya.
>Drag Illya off to practice Magecraft until the bus comes.
>Make friends with Hermione before the rumors poison her against you.
>[Other]

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>>24094093

>this illya
>>Make friends with Hermione before the rumors poison her against you.

COMMENCE CULT ACQUISITION!

Rolled 3, 6, 5 = 14

>>24094093
>Make friends with Hermione before the rumors poison her against you.

>>24094093
>>Make friends with Hermione before the rumors poison her against you.

>Make friends with Hermione before the rumors poison her against you.

Cults are good.

>>24094093
>Try to patch things up between Hermione and Illya.
>Make friends with Hermione before the rumors poison her against you

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>>24094093
>>Try to patch things up between Hermione and Illya.


"She's just poorly socialized! It comes with being a prodigy, honest!"

CULT GET!

>>24094093
>>Make friends with Hermione before the rumors poison her against you.

and Illya. if your so hungry have some fruit offer some thing from the bowl

>>24094220
This, but make sure Ilya doesn't get too jealous.

We'd like to avoid yandere-induced dog maulings, after all.

Or the utter horror that would result from making Ilya cry.

>>24094257
>>24094220
>>24094128
Why does everyone assume making friends with hermione automatically leads to cult?...
I don't want a cult

>>24094456
Shhhhh, its okay. Friend clicques are just a special socially acceptable kind of cult.

[x]>Try to patch things up between Hermione and Illya. AND Make friends with Hermione before the rumors poison her against you.

>>24094476
>Try to patch things up between Hermione and Illya.
>Make friends with Hermione before the rumors poison her against you.
Do the second by doing the first

>>24094498
didn't mean to quote

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>>24094263
>We'd like to avoid yandere-induced dog maulings
wait what?

We would?

>>24094626
I am fine with that

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>Make friends with Hermione before the rumors poison her against you

"So, you're new to this school, right?" You ask. "I don't suppose they warned you about our insane math teacher, did they?"

"You mean Doctor Zelretch?" Hermione gets these stars in her eyes, and her gaze seems to drift off into the distance. "I've read his dissertations. He's been considered one of the greatest mathematicians of all time; they think that some of his proofs will help CERN reach the Higgs boson." She starts breathing heavily. "When I heard that he was going to be teaching at a middleschool, I begged my parents to transfer me in."

"Huh," you say.

"Huh," Illya says.

"Have you had his classes?" she asks. "What is he like? Has he taught you any of his geometric proofs? Will he be teaching us any of them?"

"Uh, yeah," you say, "I'm in his class right now. It's kind of terrifying."

"It sounds exhilerating!" Hermione declares.

"Hey Hermione..." You're not quite sure what to say; you've never really gone out of your way to make friends - usually people already don't like you because of the things Dudley and his gang spread. "Wanna be friends? I don't really hav-"

"You wanna be friends?" Hermione asks. "With me?"

There is an awkward pause. Hermione turns pink. "Yes! Um... uh... I mean... sure?"

"YAY!" Illya takes the opportunity to pounce once more. "We're gonna be *best* friends, Her~mi~o~ne~!"

You...
>Pull Illya off Hermione... again.
>Keep Illya from going to far while you wait for the bus.
>Practice your magecraft while you wait for the bus.
>[Other]

[Last post for today. Next thread will be on Wednesday.]

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>>24094626
We don't want to trigger and event. We do however want a Yandere defense.

>>24094757
>>Pull Illya off Hermione... again.
Why is Ilya such a rapist?

>>24094757
>Pull Illya off Hermione... again.
>Tell Hermione that she really has to learn to do this herself.

>>24094757
>>Keep Illya from going to far while you wait for the bus.
She'll get used to it. maybe

>>24094759
>not Monk VS Ragelope.gif

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>>24094757
>>Keep Illya from going to far while you wait for the bus.

I think it's time to accept that Illya will express affection via excess cuddling. Just try to keep her from going insane, and it'll all work out.


See you Wednesday!

>>24094757
>>Keep Illya from going to far while you wait for the bus.

>>24094800
Just wait until you see her with maids

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Don't have it. You?

>>24094852
See>>24093886

>>24092885
>the key to the problem was figuring out the measure of angle ebf.
That's also 45 degrees. The major triangles in that figure are actually similar: △BGH ∼ △CFH ∼ △AGE. We also have that tan α = 1/p, tan β = 1/q.

Is that all for tonight?

>>24100270
see >>24094757

>>24094854
>>24094826
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bB9lhfJeu2U

It's not a gif, but it IS photographic proof that deer are the most dangerous animals to walk our world.