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First 98 threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Scholomance
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/23072794/

Wiki:
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Blatant_Fetish_Quest

Previously on Blatant Fetish Quest, our protagonist, Max Power, learned that 'he' was actually a female with male genitalia, as a result of having an incubus as a father. Three years later, Max flew to Romania to enroll at the prestigious Scholomance, a school for magic, meeting Liz, your new girlfriend, on the way. On arriving in Romania, you learned that the Scholomance is extremely deadly and that only half of each class proceeds to the next grade each year.

You joined the Lotus prestige society, and befriended Lotuses. Upon arriving at the Scholomance, a city-sized school hidden in a cave that's bigger on the inside, you discovered a tower and found your father chained up in the basement.

You're currently trying to balance Dextra Domini, rivals, commitments to your society, relationships, and studying while trying to survive. You're more than a month and a half in. Liz made it into the Society of the Archmagi. Your dryad hatched and your mommy-instincts kicked into high gear. You were nearly taken out by a mysterious attacker. You're on a trip to Paris.

Hera just ran out of the room with Sam hot on her heels. Liz put a robe on you and Lin handed you one for Sam.

What do you do now?
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>>24041620
Walk out there and try not to make too much of an ass out of ourself.
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>>24041620

First, we OOC bitchslap the guy who jumped the gun and tried to make Gaviscon Quest.

In character, hightail it after Sam & Hera. While a flying tackle is definitely our strong suit, it's probably not the most diplomatic option. Instead shout something like "Wait, it's not what you think! Please let us explain! Quit running!"
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>>24041620
What floor are we on and how close is our window to the hotel's front door?
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>>24041620
Put the robe on Sam, then we'd best take Sam and go after Hera, we need to sort this out before things get unpleasant.

"Hera, wait, let us explain at least."
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>>24041652
Second floor, not too far.
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>>24041620
Give Liz a quick kiss. "I ought to be back soon."

Chase after Hera and Sam, if we get within ear shot of Hera tell her "It probably is exactly what it looks like, but not in a bad way. Let us explain."

If we catch up to Sam on the way towards doing this give him the spare robe.
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Rolled 33

>>24041620
Follow her carry Sam if he cant keep up.
If we dont know which way she went use the stairs and beat her to take lobby.
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>>24041665
Sam is already sprinting down the hallway, Hera has probably reached the stairs/elevator by now (betting stairs).

Give chase.
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>>24041620

Take Sam out there with us and attempt to diffuse the situation
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>offering to the dice gods
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>>24041675
Wait, by second floor do you mean less than a ten foot drop hanging off the window sil/ balcony? Cus if so I say hit street level walk in and try intercepting Hera with an apology and attempt to calm the situation down. Give Sam the second robe when he catches up.
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>>24041718
Should have linked >>24041673
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>>24041673
Let's hang out the window and climb down. Second storey should take us 10 seconds, even if we don't drop halfway. We'll be there in time to catch both Hera and Sam.
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>>24041703
I cannot speak for the dice gods, but I approve this offering.
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>>24041727
>>24041732

we can jump it no problem, just have sam catch up while we stall hera?
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>>24041741
Agreed.
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>>24041741
I think we need to start calming her, not just stalling. Sam is likely to make a mess of this on his own, and we were pretty much responsible for what Hera walked in on.
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>>24041718
Sam garbed a robe at the end of last thread on his way out.

>>24041732
this is acceptable
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>>24041771
No he didn't. He ran out without pants, Liz and Lin both gave us robes. One to wear, one for Sam.
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>>24041766
Maybe we should make use of our emotion field to calm people down before we start talking?
Or is that just inviting critical failure?

>>24041771
The joke is, I'm Captain Ertsaz.
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If we catch up to Hera before Sam does, Hera will freak out. We need Sam there with us. Do not jump out the window. We are fast enough to chase after her and we can hand Sam a robe on the way.
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You decide to go straight out the window. You're pretty sure that with your durability, your speed, and your athleticism, you can easily hit the ground with a roll and be fine. Then you can stop Hera as she's leaving long enough for Sam to catch up and you to give him his robe.

Roll Body to not get hurt in the landing. You get a +2 for Speed and a +2 for Durability. I'll consider the first eight linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 12

>>24041809
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Rolled 25

>>24041809
Falling!
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Rolled 83

>>24041809
>Ones for the one throne.
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Rolled 44

>>24041809
Let the rolls begin...
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Rolled 17

>>24041809
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Rolled 13

>>24041809
This will end in a broken leg.
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Rolled 6

>>24041809
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Rolled 42

>>24041809
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>>24041823

well, we got one... thats something at least...
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Rolled 60

>>24041809
Welcome to Blatant Failure Quest, enjoy your stay.
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>>24041823
Skin o' our teeth.
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>>24041789
to risky she would sense the magic and be pissed.
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>>24041823
You know, the frequency with which Snapple rolls our sole success for these things is slightly worrying. That said, thanks Snaps.
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>>24041895
She's going to sense it anyway, my next suggestion is to invoke our detect mind spell (which one of these days we really ought to turn into a passive ability) just in case she decides to turn around and clobber Sam.
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>>24041945
We should try to solve this without magic if at all possible, since her first assumption is probably that we used enchantment to control Sam.
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>>24041974
Ok, just be prepared in case things go wrong in unexpected ways.
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>>24041974

Agreed. Surprise her as she comes out the front door, hopefully giving Sam enough time to catch up.
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>>24041974
Yeah. We did tell her that our project was on influencing emotion, so...

When we eventually get to explain things to her, we better not make it sound like Max was just giving Sam a pity fuck.
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>>24042016
Make sure that we're non-threatening, we don't want her jumping to conclusions while panicked.
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>>24041823
You hit the ground with a roll, but you can feel that it was a hard hit. You're lucky you're tough and know a thing or two; you could have seriously sprained something. You come up into a standing position, people on the street giving you funny looks.

Fuck, they probably saw your junk when you were flying through the air and rolling on the ground. You make a mental note to pull on some underwear at least next time you jump out of a window onto a city street unless you want to flash the entire crowd. You turn, then, and start running full speed towards the entrance of the building, hoping to cut Hera off before she can get out of there.

Roll Body to book it. You get a +2 from Speed. I'll consider the first six linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 8

>>24042080
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Rolled 1

>>24042080

GOTTA GO FAST
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Rolled 87

>>24042080
Nat 1 here I come!
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Rolled 78

>>24042080
Rollin
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Rolled 51

>>24042080
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>>24042093
FUCK!
EVERYTHING!
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Rolled 87

>>24042080
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>>24042109
Thank fuck.
>>24042107
Nah, we managed to balance it out.
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>>24042093
>>24042096
>>24042100
>>24042109

Thank god.
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>>24042043
I think, if we point to Lin's behavior at the club as an example of the kind of behavior Hera should have expected to not phase us and for us to potentially engage in, that she won't get the impression that we pity fucked Sam while our girlfriend fucked us hard.
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>>24042093
>>24042096
>>24042100
>>24042109

So we trip and then turn it into a sprint?
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>>24042093
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>>24042093
>>24042096
>>24042100
>>24042109
2 successes, good comeback from that 1.
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>>24042125
Think so. Or we lost our robe.
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>>24042156
lets hope not....
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>>24042080

Milady, is there any chance of your pet writing the collaring scene from Liz's perspective?

I was kind of hoping to see it from the other side.
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>>24042201
That may or may not have been directed at me. If so, yeah, poor impulse control right now, will vet posts from now on.
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>>24042093
...and I'm laughing already. Good show /tg/
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>>24042221
For that we may need to wait on the graces of any kind writefags what read this thread.
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>>24042221
that would be so hot i think it was best the it was initially ran as Max but a reprise from Liz's point of view would be great.
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>>24042228

nah wrong pic entirely, was trying to deleted before i get a flame war brought on me
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We ahould probably try not to terrify/traumatize the poor guy (hotel staff person) behind the counter? Make sure we're covered, make sure that he isn't going to call the cops, those kind of things.
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>>24042355

Eh, if we hear bluelights wailing our way, Sam can just BAMF us out.
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>>24042355
"That girl has a penis. Better call the cops."

u wot m8
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>Random Parisian pedestrians look up
>Great big girlcock flopping all over the place
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>>24042371

The cops would probably be called for the smashing of the window and if we get in a scuffle with Hera and Sam. If anyone asks about the dick, I say we tell 'em we were shooting a porno that got out of hand.

>Hurr 'out of hand' hurr
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>>24042371
More like us blocking the exit of a running, ready eyed girl you is fairly likely to start screaming. Sorry for assuming people remembered Hera's state of panic. Or, if she starts throwing magic around.
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>>24042398
We smashed no window our room has a balcony
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>>24042412

Was the window open when we jumped out of it? FemCOCK said we went out the window.
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>>24042404
>ready should read teary
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>>24042423
We were already taking a shortcut, no need to cause property damage. Plus there was no mention of us landing on broken glass.
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>>24042093
>>24042096
>>24042100
>>24042109
You stumble for a moment, then catch yourself and bolt on down towards the door. You come to a halt in front of the door, waiting to head Hera off. And you wait a bit longer. And then Sam comes running through the doors to you.

"Which way did he go?" he asks you.

"Uh," you say. "I didn't see her come out. Here, put this on."

"Oh," he says, taking the robe and wrapping it around himself. "Oh, uh, shit. Do you think we missed her? Maybe she went a different way?"

"Maybe," you say.

"Fuck, or maybe she just teleported away as soon as she was around a corner," he says. "God damn it. I'm going to head up to the room and try to text her. Are you going to try to find her or come back with me?"

What do you do?
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>>24042527

Head back, we won't find someone if they don't want to be found in a city this size.
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>>24042527
lets go back
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>>24042527
Head back
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>>24042527
She had some kind of "unnoticavility/normal unobtrusiveness" field built into her suit. Do a quick check for her mind, don't expect anything though.
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>>24042527
Try to look for her for a bit, we have a fair bit of perception.
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>>24042527
Head back, not much we can do now.
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>>24042527
Look around casually, see if there's a place the trail of water just stops.
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>>24042552

Yeah, a generalized brain-ping might be a good idea. After that, head back up to the room and chill.
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>>24042527
Look for her.
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>>24042527
I guess we could do some sort of magical scan for her, not that I expect to find her.
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>>24042556
This, her suit was still wet from the bath.
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>>24042556
Yes, excellent.
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>>24042527
>"Which way did he go?" he asks you.
Not sure if typo or something more sinister.

Let's head back to the room. No use looking around Paris in our bathrobes.
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No need for magic guys, it's take too long to do anyways, probably get more dice just using our physical abilities.
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>>24042571
It was a typo.
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>>24042527
First things first "I'm sorry about this Sam, please tell me she just got freaked out by the three way and didn't have a thing for you I didn't know about."
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>>24042556
>>24042567

If we can find a trail, we can find her.
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>>24042556
Look to see if there are any wet spots on the floor.
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>>24042527

>>24042590
do this and a fast scan for anyone who is invisible and >>24042602
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>>24042619
Seconded, then we head back into the hotel before we're arrested for public indecency or whatever else the Police decide to charge us with.
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"I'm going to do a double check," you say. "You go on back."

"Sure thing," he says, then starts jogging back inside.

Roll Mind to do an Enchantment-augmented search. You get a +3 for Enchantment and a +1 for Perception. I'll consider the first seven linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 61

>>24042662
Magic radar, go.
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Rolled 91

>>24042662
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Rolled 41

>>24042662
>Yet more 1
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Rolled 47

>>24042662
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Rolled 58

>>24042662
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Rolled 11

>>24042662

Time for critfail!
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Rolled 24

>>24042662
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Rolled 17

>>24042662
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>>24042679

Well we found something, at least! Hopefully!
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>>24042675
>>24042679
>>24042680
>>24042687
>>24042689
>>24042693
>>24042696
>1 success
Shit Max get it together.
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>>24042679
You look around for a while and find no trace of her mind anywhere in the immediate vicinity. You do, however, find her water trail, which ends in a puddle in one of the elevators. If you had to guess, you would say that she probably hid in the elevator just long enough to teleport back home. You head back to the room. Lin is curled up and sleeping, while Liz is rubbing Sam's back with one hand. Sam is texting furiously and occasionally holding his phone up to his ear.

"She's not taking his calls," Liz says. "Nor answering his texts."

What do you do now?
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>>24042762
Leave it. Hera's obviously upset about something, and we can talk to her once she's calmed down. For now, we can just hang out in the hotel and maybe pick up where we left off if people get back in the mood.
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>>24042762
She's behind wards so we can't really do anything about her until she decides to contact us.

Either try to talk about it with Sam +L&L or just sit down and meditate. Not much else to do.
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>>24042789
Something tells me that now is not the time for sex.
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>>24042789
Something tells me Sam won't be in the mood now.
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>>24042762
send her one apology text explaining that we are sorry we freaked her out but to pleas at least set up a time to talk to Sam then leave it and try to comfort him. or cumfort if he wants it. Allso tell them what we found.
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>>24042808
>>24042803
Yeah, which is why I added the caveat of
> if people get back in the mood.

I doubt they will, though.
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>>24042762
Sit behind Sam and pull him into our lap to curl up and hold him.

"It'll be ok Hera is our friend, she may be a little shaken right now, but she won't hate us."

Then fire off a text of our own to Hera telling her that we're sorry she walked in on something she obviously didn't want to see or know about, and sorry we were doing it where that could happen.
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>>24042845
Do this It seams the safest.
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>>24042845
That sounds like a fantastic way to piss off Liz.
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>>24042845
Seconding.
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>>24042845
that is a bad message it says we would do this behind her back and if she wants Sam that will make her feel worse.
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>>24042845
Maybe nothing quite so affectionate as pulling him onto our lap, since Liz might not like it, but the rest is good.
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>>24042845

Maybe include something stating that we didn't mind-control Sam.
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>>24042845
>cuddling up with Sam right in front of Liz immediately after upsetting her earlier.

What the fuck are people supporting this for.
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>>24042887
Why would she think that we did?
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>>24042887
That's exactly what you'd say if you did mind-control Sam!
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>>24042845
Trying to do anything sexual (like putting him on Max' lap) with Sam probably isn't the best idea. A hug is fine, though.

>>24042904
We did tell her that our project could affect the feelings of people.
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>>24042845
Nope, pat his back like liz is doing, no cuddling.
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>>24042882
>>24042878
>>24042877
>>24042864
>>24042845
texting Hera is a good idea that text will piss her off though. >>24042887 is ok.
But we need to let her know we care about her and Sam more than us don't bring up the sex at all.
>>24042904
As far as she knows Sam is into men and we are great at enchantment.
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>>24042887
Why would you ever say that if she didn't accuse us of it? That just makes us sound like we have a guilty conscience.
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>>24042762

Try to make Sam feel better about this.

Shit happens.

If possible, make sure he doesn't sleep alone tonight (Preferably cuddling with us and Liz.)
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>>24042845
So, lie to him while feeling him up? No.

We could send Hera an apology text. But probably something more along the lines of "I obviously completely misread this situation and am sorry for putting you in a situation that were uncomfortable in." it's kind of to our advantage right now that we don't know if Hera had a thing for Sam.
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>>24042845
Dont do this. Joining Liz in the comfort routine and sitting on the other side of him would be a much safer bet. The text idea was good, though.
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>>24042882
>doing this behind her back

Neither of them were in a relationship with the other, neither of them had a say in what the other got up to.

>>24042886
>>24042877
Liz is already comforting Sam, was having sex with us and Sam at the same time and is Sam's friend as well, there's no way she wouldn't be fine with giving him extra comfort.
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>>24042920
Seconding.
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Why don't we try calling Hera?
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>>24042930
'Course, it's possible that she felt left out. You know. Seeing as how she's the only one out of the group who isn't a sex maniac.
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>>24042930
>>24042901
>>24042933
Who the fuck suggested feeling Sam up? Pulling someone into you lap and holding them surrounds them in warmth and comforts them.
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>>24042951
She's not picking up for Sam, we can give it a shot but I doubt we'll get much.

>>24042954
If she tells us that we respond that we didn't think she was interested but that if we thought she was we would be hitting on her and trying to get into her wetsuit.
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>>24042928
It would be best if he didn't sleep alone tonight. Given what we've seen of his personality, fucking him again tonight should help him develop a guilt complex over this whole thing and might (depending on soul rolls) alienate him against us in the long run.
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>>24042930
>>24042933
these are perfect
>>24042934
she has a crush on him it doesn't matter that they weren't in a relationship trust me on that.
>>24042960
siting on his other side is more chaste and better right now.
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>>24042981
you are right don't initiate further sex and try to talk him down if he starts but if he is sure he wants it give him what he wants.
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>>24042960
Pull Sam into our lap. He squirms. We have to roll soul to avoid boner. Nat 1. There goes Sam.
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>>24042989

>Chaste
>Max Powers, bell dick-slapper extraordinare

Your ideas are good, I just don't know if they really fit the character.
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>>24042989
That's if and only if she has a crush on him, and even if she does, not apologizing for throwing what we were doing in her face is worse than doing so.

As for chaste, that's stupid BS, our friend is hurting, comfort them as best as possible, it's not like we're leaving Liz out, and we certainly aren't pushing towards more sex at the moment.
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>>24043022
Max isn't stupid, she's probably figured out that giving Sam the D now will lower the amount of D-giving she can do to Sam in the future.
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>>24043022
Didn't we auto-fail the bell dickslapping? at least I hope we did, some actions should auto-fail on principle
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>>24042968
I'm not saying we invite her! I was just saying that having everyone else doing it behind her back would make her feel left out when this was supposed to be a "girl's night out". Hurt feelings.

>>24042960
You can show warmth and comfort someone without putting them onto your lap. No need to tempt fate.
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>>24043055

Yes, we did autofail it. I might have died laughing if it had succeeded, though. Ultimate example of muscledickgirl.
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Text the following:
"FYI: There is no romantic relationship between me and Sam. I apologize for the whole situation, never intended to make you uncomfortable or hurt your feelings. Would like to talk to you about it ASAP."
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>>24043079
Remove the FYI bit, and the message would be fine. Might want to add that Sam is really worrying over her.

However, if she's not responding to Sam's texts, it would be prudent to ask if she wants some space for now before meeting or talking any further with anyone from the group.
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You sit down next to Sam and put your arm around him, comforting him too. "Hey," you say. "It's going to be okay. She's probably not even checking her phone right now. I'm sure she'll call you back when she checks her phone."

"But she's my best friend, Max!" he protests. He drops the phone to the carpet in frustration, then leans forward, covering his face with his hands. "I've got to make sure she's okay! She seemed really upset when she ran out of here."

"Do you have any idea why?" Liz asks him. "I mean, I can understand being surprised, but..."

"I..." he says. "I don't know. Maybe she had a crush on me? Or... Or on Max, maybe? Or maybe she was super offended and freaked out by us doing that as soon as she left the room. I just don't know."

What do you do?
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>>24043124
I don't know that there's really much we can do other than wait for her to contact us. We have no idea where she is, and we can't really go home and leave Sam all alone right now.
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>>24043022
she can think with her brain not her cock and Sam is her friend first not her lover. He needs his friend more than the girl who took his V card right now. If he wants the dick instead let him have it but don't push it on him.
>>24043032
Apologizing is one thing saying we would have done it behind her back is another. We can apologize a better way,
Don't push the dick but if he wants it he can have it.
>>24043075
is right
>>24043079&>>24043118
have a good plan
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>>24043124

Continue to hold the boy, radiate calm and compassion. Not magically, emotionally. "She'll come talk to us when she wants to, and we can deal with it then. I do get the feeling that she feels very deeply for you, though."
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>>24043124
Keep on hugging him.

"We won't really know until she contacts us again, but I think we'll be able to explain it to her.

She was probably just surprised and didn't know what to do about it.

Do you want to stay with me and Liz tonight?"
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>>24043124
Give him a hug text Hera tell Her Sam is worried about her then just comfort him as best as we can If he wants the dick give it if not don't offer.

>reckonings nudity
yes capcha there were
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>>24043124
Well at least he doesn't know anything. Oh wait, he stumble after proposing the crush on him...well, we can offer to let him stay with the gang tonight since he probably shouldn't be alone tonight.

Oh, how's Lin doing? Back to normal by now or still feeling the after effects.
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>>24043124
What's the best thing to do when one of your friends accidentally walks in on your orgy?

>>24043187
It might just compound the issue to tell Sam that Hera might love him. It'd make him feel even worse.
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>>24043124
>Or maybe she was super offended and freaked out by us doing that as soon as she left the room. I just don't know."

Maybe dickings aren't such a good idea always. I feel like we could have avoided this.
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>>24043159
>Behind her back
>not doing things in a place where she could walk in on it

I don't think you understand english.

On top of that, it's still the right thing to apologize for, we're not going to apologize for having done it in the first place, and we're certainly not going to apologize for not asking her about it first, it's none of her business, the only thing to apologize for is throwing it in her face.

And nobody at all is pushing for the dick or even suggesting it, a lap is a lap, we're even wearing clothing.
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Leave Hera alone for now, no more text or calls. SHe needs a day or two to think things out.

For now, just do whatever possible to make sam forget about Hera right now, it's not anyone's fault.
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>>24043124
"Deep breath Sam, all of those can be fixed/ talked about later, I am pretty sure she just teleported out when she was in the elevator I am sure she is safe at her sanctum right now. When she does call or text back we can go over everything to her, nice and calm like"


>>24043231
Well thats what you get when you leave two ha;f sex demons in a room, with one of there lovers and a horny Asian girl who has 6 person orgies in club bathrooms. you can't say it was totally unexpected.
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>>24043231

We could have avoided getting a dart in the neck as well, but we didn't. It's just the way the cards were dealt. My hope is that Sam doesn't come to regret this once it's all over, that's priority #1.
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>>24043256
Let Sam worry about Hera. Not everyone can detach themselves from a problem that easily.

Just try to calm him down first; talk about what can be done to mend things with Hera. Keep his mind off of the guilt but without acting as if whatever was happening to Hera doesn't affect anyone else.
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>>24043297
No that's what WE get. She gets to see her best friend "boyfriend" fucked by Max, who in turn is getting plowed in the ass.
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>>24043340
You need to relax on these "Hera has a thing for Sam" theories until we have proof. After all, as I recall it, Hera had a crush on Petrov just like Sam did.
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I'm gonna call it a night here.

Fem, is it regular time tomorrow or is it looking like another late thread?
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>>24043426
Aren't Tuesdays and Thursdays late Fem days because of Lab?
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>>24043426
Regular time.
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>>24043246
>>24043079&>>24043118
are a way to apologize to her without throwing it in her face or apologizing for what you don't want us to apologize for.
some of us think our newd lap and his lack of pants is to sexual, pleas get that. we can sandwich him between us and Liz and be differently as good and have no unwanted sexual tension. Him in our lap makes it less emotionally obvious that Liz also cares.

>>24043361
it is better to play it save anything we do under that theory wont fuck us horribly if it is wrong but things out of that will if it is wright.
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You shoot off a simple text to her.

"Sam's worried about you. Call him when you can."

"Want to relax?" you ask Sam. "Do something to take your mind off of things?"

"I want to take a shower," he says. "Get this fucking glitter off and clean out my pussy. I feel gross. See you in a few minutes."

He strolls off to the bathroom, then closes and locks the door behind him.

What now?
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>>24043770
check that Lin is breathing ok.
talk to Liz see what she thinks.
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>>24043770
Lay down on the bed with Liz. All this drama is tiring.
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>>24043770
Give Liz a hug "Sorry this evening didn't end up being as much fun as I had planned, but I'm still happy I got to spend it with you."

and if Lin is still awake "And I'm glad you made it OK, your reaction really had me worried, I don't know if the tower would feel like home without you there with us."
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>>24043770
Lay down with Liz and Lin, get some cuddles in while checking up on Lin and making sure she's feeling alright.

Give out smooches to both of them.
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I love how this trip just went to complete shit.
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>>24043770
"Well, I seem to have thoroughly ruined this night."
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>>24043770
Lament our lot as a sexy demon, but not really.

Lament that everyone can't handle our sexy demon-ness.
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>>24043836

At least the important part went perfectly, if you ask me.
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>>24043816
Lin is asleep.
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It'd be best to get everyone's thoughts on the situation.

And we gotta check up on Lin, of course.
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>>24043853
Not if the experience was ruined for Liz.
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>>24043770
I'd say "rail Liz's ass", but we honestly don't need Sam to come out of the bathroom to us having sex *again*. We already sort of have a reputation. Even if it is deserved.
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>>24043890

The actual presentation I think went really well. It was just everything after it that was a shit.
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>>24043770
Cuddle with Liz in the bed. Maybe let the tv run quietly in the background.
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Lay back, cover our face, and ask to no one in particular, "Why do things like this have to be complicated and hard?"
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"Am I the asshole jock that steals the girl now?"
Either to Liz or to Sam, maybe both when Sam is done.
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>>24043914
So you're saying that her post collaring experience did not live up to her expectations?
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You check on Lin. Her breathing is even and relaxed, her skin is a normal temperature, and you think she may have stopped sweating. She's also fast asleep. You take Liz in your arms and lean back onto the bed.

"Wait," she says, sitting back up. She strips down to nothing but collar, which shifts back to the exact appearance it had when she first laid eyes on it. Then she curls up again next to you. "Much better."

"I'm sorry I fucked tonight up," you say seriously to her. "Everything went to shit."

"Mistress," says Liz seriously. "You were incredibly romantic, helped Sam when he got rejected, helped me have a blast dancing, and got Lin off the street. We all kind of fucked up with the Sam and Hera situation, but you did better tonight than anyone else."

"Why do things like this have to be complicated and hard?" you ask.

"I guess we're just lucky," she whispers, curling up against you. "I hope there's room for Sam in the bed. He'll get cold after his shower if he doesn't cover up." From the sound of her voice, you think that Liz is starting to drift off all curled up against you now too.

What do you do now?
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>>24043984
>"I hope there's room for Sam in the bed. He'll get cold after his shower if he doesn't cover up."
Yesyesyesyeys
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>>24043984
Hold her tight until she falls asleep, then grab a towel to dry Sam off and escort him to the bed with everybody.
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>>24043984

Thank you, slut.

Tomorrow morning I might just give you a reward for being such a good girl.
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>>24043984
Might not be a good idea to sleep in the nude, Liz.

>>24044010
Yeah, go get Sam a towel, though it'd be fine to just hand it to him at the doorway.
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>>24043984
"We'll make it work. We might just have to cuddle."

Hug her closer, idly play with the collar with a free hand. "I love you, you belong to me and I'll never let you go.

Now get some sleep slut, you don't have to worry about a single thing."
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>>24043984
We don't need to sleep, but cuddle up with Liz and wait for Sam to get out of the shower (assuming he doesn't just decide to teleport home), if we have apologized to him yet do so. See if he wants to talk (don't press him) or wants to sleep. Just let him know he's welcome and not unwanted.
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>>24044074
Why would it be a bad idea for her to sleep in the nude? It just means we can wake her up in the best ways possible.
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>>24043984
we are good on sleep keep alert run a hand through liz's hair, our fingers along her body relax
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>>24044091
Well, if we're gonna keep Sam around to bunk with us tonight...
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>>24044127
We're going to be sleeping in the nude, I think Lin is as well, Sam is going to be naked. That's how we roll.
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>>24043984
>>24044057
get Sam a towel if their not all in the bathroom.
If he wants to stay cuddle with him when he gets out stay awake but relax.

How much sleep did we get Last night?
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>>24044155
Hera is gonna freak out again if she comes back to such a sight.

Not say that's not what we want, but it could happen.
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>>24043984
you strictly speaking sam is a relative of mine
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>>24044185
I am ok telling Liz to put some cloths on for Sam and in case Hera ports back but i do want to tell her we appreciated the thought.

>>24044217
no
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>>24044155
Right after Sam said he feels gross after this whole ordeal?

I'm not saying we can't try to get him in the sack again. I'm just saying now is not the best of times.
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>>24044185
If she comes back she'll see a pile of naked people cuddled up under some blankets. Honestly, that's far from the worst thing she could walk in on.

We'd probably invite her to the cuddle pile.

>>24044217
No need to mention it.

>>24044228
We won't try to fuck him, but he could use some cuddles.
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>>24044167
Did you catch the part where Sam said he wanted to "clean out my pussy. I feel gross." I don't think he's in the mood for cuddling and I don't think we should try to change that tonight.
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>>24044228
>>24044245
we can talk to him first cuddles second.
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>>24044261

Again, we shouldn't force cuddles or the dick on him, but if he desires them, we will supply gladly.
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>>24044217
Not the fucking time Snapple, props for change of writing style.
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>>24044261
Uh, what? He feels dirty, not that he doesn't want to touch us at all. Or are you one of those people who can't separate sex from physicality?
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>>24044261
He's also sweaty, tired, and covered in sweat and some other bodily fluids in addition to makeup and glitter.
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>>24044224
>no
but it's true
>>24044282
>mistaking me for snapple
that's never happened before,
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>>24044266
Ok, what do you mean by cuddling, because I'm starting to think you're trying to say give him a hug and your done instead of talking about prolonged intimate (if not sexual) physical contact?
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>>24044303
That's what the shower is for? He'll get out, feel much better, and probably want to sleep. We should leave him a space on the bed,
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>>24044330
I meant that as an alternative reason for him saying he felt gross, it might just be that he feels more dirty in a physical sense than in a sexual sense.
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>>24044261
Sort of we can talk first and I was thinking nonsexualy but now i see how that could be misread.
>>24044277
this don't even offer but supply if he asks.
>>24044309
yes it is but don't bring it up.
>>24044312
give him a hug sit with an arm around him or his around us and talk possibly while "watching" french tv
>>24044351
true but assume some level of sexual until we know that way wont bite us He did mention cleaning his pussy.
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Lets not ask him to fuck, let him ask us if he wants to go at it, we don't need to pressure him after what just happened.
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>>24044396
Too much drama is trying to bed everyone we come across tonight. We put it on the table for Sam if he wants any in the future, that's good enough. Let it rest for the remainder of tonight.
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You slip out of bed as Liz drifts off to sleep, grabbing a big fluffy towel and waiting for Sam to be done with his shower. When he finishes, he heads out of the bathroom and you hand the tower off to him. He starts drying off. "Thanks, Max," he says. "Hey, I can head out now if things are, you know, weird."

"No, it's fine," you tell him. "I think there's enough space in the bed, and it's warm. You know, assuming you don't need to rush home to water your dryad or something."

"Nah, I watered her before I left. She should still be fine when I get back in the morning. I just want to curl up somewhere and pass out until Hera's ready to talk again."

"Well, feel free," you say, gesturing towards the bed.

"Thanks," he says, giving you a kiss on the cheek. "Sometimes you think with your dick, but you really are a sweet girl." He heads over, climbs in to bed with Liz and Lin, covers his eyes with his arm, and, you assume, goes to sleep.

What do you do now?
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>>24044351
I get that. Do you want to risk the friendship on that alternative explanation being right? Those are the stakes.
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>>24044437
Friendship maintained.
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>>24044450
Through lack of cuddling.
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>>24044437

Wrap our sub up in our arms, and cuddle for hours.

Make sure at least one of our hands is holding hers, and whisper how much she means to us in her ear as she sleeps
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>>24044437
Curl up with Liz and Sam, and hold them while they sleep, might as well go to sleep ourself as well.
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>>24044437
how long did we sleep yesterday. We could use the next 2 hours and our foci drain focus to make a full set of drain foci then keep working on more foci till someone wakes up to talk to. Assuming we need no sleep till tomorrow night.
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>>24044437
Meditate in the girl (and cuntboy) pile. Best place in the world to do so.
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>>24044437
Sleeeeep. Fall asleep in a bed of people we care about. Feel fulfilled despite odd ending to night.
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>>24044437
So with Liz asleep we have quite a bit of free time now.
Make some foci for our project? I'd rather not fail it.
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>>24044480
>>24044487
we have no wards we must stand Guard
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>>24044437
What time is it? Not sure what we can accomplish before the others wake.
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>>24044490
Scratch that. For some reason I though Sam left.
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>>24044477
What does the foci drain focus do? What do all of our foci do?

Finally got in on participating in this quest and there are still a few things I'm not sure of. Is all the information on the wiki?
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>>24044437
ask sam about his mom
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>>24044503
Almost 3:00.
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>>24044490
Emotion field tattoo focus? Good idea Snapple.
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>>24044480
this its the best use of time.
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>>24044513
Either the wiki for this quest or the Scholomance?
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>>24044513
Foci drain focus makes it so we don't take a point of strain when crafting foci.
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>>24044506
Sam is out to making drain foci or foci for our project is best.

>>24044513
this quests wiki has most stuff anything you want added post in the thread or the talk page and i will work on it.
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>>24044437
Turn off any lights, get into bed, cuddle the fuck out of people. Get some sleep. After a couple hours of sleep we can work on stuff.
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>>24044480
We have our phone (chant) but we don't have incense. Still could be worth it, go for coordination, we have two boxes of strain on enchantment.
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>>24044560
The chant would wake people up. I meant we should try meditating without assisting aids just to pass the time.
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>>24044541
>>24041620

Well, I really just want an explanation for what all the bonuses in Max' character sheet do. Most of them I can understand through context, but I need an explanation for a few (like the difference between a Kinetic and Spatial Shield focus; does the latter guard against teleports or anything like that?).
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>>24044513
>>24044535
Crating a focus takes about an hour and foci take 3-4 to recharge so with a set of 3 you can work continuously with time to gather temp foci for each round with 4 you can work as long as you have temp foci.
4 drain is a magic number for wards as well for the same reason.
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You climb carefully into bed with your friends and lovers, taking care not to wake them, snuggle up, and rest.

That's where I'm ending the thread for tonight. I'll archive this thread. New thread at 12:00ish tomorrow.
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>>24044592
I'm talking about popping earbuds in, so I don't think it would disturb anyone else.
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>>24044598
>4 drain is a magic number for wards as well for the same reason.
Unless you want multiple wards up at once.
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Scholomance

This thread is now archived. Remember to vote it up. I'll stick around for a bit to answer questions at chat. You guys should start saging now if you weren't already. I think there were some questions asked at the end of the last thread that I never got to answer because I was already in bed.
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>>24044594
not drain foci grant +1 dice for related spells.
Mettle attacks are any enchantment to attack someones mind
Foci craftin is making more foci
Healing is healing we dont know how to heal others yet
spacial and kinetic shields are sorcery and congregation based physical protection spells
wards are anti magic protection spells
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>>24044653

Milday, do you think your pet can do another version of the Collaring from Liz's perspective?
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>>24044653

I asked last quest about your inspiration for NPCs. Whether or not they started off as mental constructs that you thought could be interesting to explore, or if they were more modeled off of specific people that you knew.
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>>24044598
What does a ward do? It's protection, right? But does it specifically protect against anything?
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>>24044622
true but my point stands multiples of 4 are important.

>>24044750
wards are preemptive counter-spells to hostile magic. They allow for better resistance and even allow spiritual beings to resist the use of there true name against them.
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>>24044750
You set it up to protect against something. Spells from a given school of magic, physical harm, that sort of thing.
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>>24044746
I'm of the opinion that everything in fiction is a remix of a remix. They're all based in part on people I know or knew in real life, in part on characters from fiction, and have their remaining blanks filled in with either random information or information that I think fits the character.

>>24044750
They're designed as interference against Conjuration magic.
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>>24044738
I might! I mean, probably not, but maybe!
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So wait, what's the difference between a ward focus and a spatial shield focus?

Unless this guy
>>24044683
Wasn't misspelling conjuration and congregation magic is a real thing? (And if it is, I assume it's like a group spell thing, judging from the name)
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>>24044848
The ward protects against Conjuration. The spatial shield uses Conjuration to warp space to protect against physical attacks.
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>>24044846
What if we beg?
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>>24044653
how much longer before the wards at the tower are done?

how hard would it be for us to make a permanent glamor bracelet be to make for Selene?


how close is Liz to making a working version of her project?

>>24044738
this sounds great by the way.
>>24044846
pretty please, with a cherry on top?

with what Max knows about liz what movies, music does she like exct...


do we have a map of the school? how hard would it be to get a some what accurate one?
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>>24044846
pleas do but we will understand if you can't.
>>24044848 congregation was a misspelling what i meant was spatial shields use conjuration to protect us physically wards block hostile conjuration.
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>>24044888
I'll probably laugh at you. I'm not as nice as Milady. I don't get flattered like a dom, and I don't submit to anyone other than her. I'm capricious, I guess?
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Well I see my timing is fucking perfect.

>>24044848
"congregation magic" would make sense as a name for magic with a bunch of people working together, as when a congregation sings together or what have you, as when we defeated Lunch by forming a congregation with Dad at the head.
I think he just meant conjuration, though.

>>24044894
We already know a lot of this.
>how much longer before the wards at the tower are done?
It's half done now. It's been about two weeks since we started right? So that would mean probably the same amount left.
>how hard would it be for us to make a permanent glamor bracelet be to make for Selene?
Not that hard. Probably roughly equivalent effort to Liz's collar.
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>>24044872
>>24044896

Ah, I'm beginning to understand now. Thanks people.
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>>24044969
How much time has actually passed by since we came to the school anyway?

>captcha: practicable Todiee

....what are you telling us, captcha?
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>>24044983
I think it's October 13th, going into the 14th. Extrapolate from there.
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>>24044983
Ooh boy! Halloween is coming up! I wonder if the school will have a Halloween dance or something?
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>>24043770
Wait. Did max seriously just send out a text in plain English? When the hell did that start happening?
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>>24044872
Do we have anything for anti scrying on our tower?
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>>24045039
That would be unfortunate if it caused us to cancel our trick-or-treating plans.
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>>24045059
Yes. Both Conjuration-based scrying and Enchantment-based scrying.
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>>24045059
Other than the tower wards themselves? No.
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>>24045053
>24045053
It's one of the benefits of having 3 blocks in Mind.
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>>24045053
When she got to Mind 3.
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>>24044936
Guess Liz is a little closer to home than I thought
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>>24045068
Oh, I've been meaning to ask. Are we going to see situational bonuses/penalties ever again, or was that mechanic dropped?
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>>24045065
What's our current trick or treat plans?
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>>24045039
One that would make Carrie look like Disney movie
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>>24045068
What would we use to make a false positive for those forms of scrying
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>>24045106
It's still included, like when meditating, using notes, or using weapons. You guys just tend not to have many on a day to day basis.
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>>24045039
Probably not everyone would be to paranoid to attend this is not Hogwarts this is Scholomance.
>>24045109
Besides we hope to take Selena to New York for that and to meat her Grandma.
>>24045090
weeks ado we have intentional slowed mind 4 to get better augs faster
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>>24045109
Selene is going as Mulan's male persona whose name is eluding me.
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>>24045141
Ping.
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>>24045141
Ping
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>>24045116
a specialized illusion ether could be enchantment based and offensive or passive and based on the school in question.
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>>24045155
*offensive, or passive
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>>24045134
>Probably not everyone would be to paranoid to attend this is not Hogwarts this is Scholomance.
People attend classes regardless of this fact. It would have to be a chaperoned party but that doesn't mean it isn't viable. And since this is Europe there'd even be alcohol.
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>>24045132
I meant more along the lines of when we rolled soul after showing Liz the bulge in Max's pants. I'll assume an affirmative though, good to know.
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>>24045155
I was thinking something passive with a spirit or something to power it. Then we could leave it somewhere far enough away from us in some trap or something...
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>>24045149
why do people have room sized foci what benefit do they have over portable ones?
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>>24045172
Parties are supposed to inspire camaraderie, though. I don't think that the Scholomance itself would hold these parties, but the prestige societies might (depending on the people in it).
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>>24045245
Can't be stolen?
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>>24045245
They're usually actually collections of foci built into the room at large. It's the same idea behind wards being incorporated into architecture. A similar concept would be a workbench where every tool is a focus for focus-creation.
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>>24045256
Really? I thought parties were meant to inspire good memories which might lead to eventual donations from alumni.
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>>24045217
we could make a magic item like that or cast a spell to the same effect on occasion.

>>24045256
yes Scholomance is pretty anti camaraderie but Lotus might hold one.

>>24045291
ok that makes sense are there ways to craft the whole thing faster/easier but make it require all or most of its parts to work?

>>24045291
Would you be interested in hearing ideas for other societies?
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>>24045352
Sure. There's no guarantee I'll use them - or even consider them, really - but I might take ideas and make societies using elements from them.
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>>24044936
;_;

Okay.
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>>24045379
where would you like me to put them? They might take a while to right up because i need to remember them clearly or ill wright gibberish.
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>>24044936
You're my favorite, catgirl.
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>>24045429
You could make a pastebin, perhaps. Also, this thread likely won't die for another few hours. It's just about to go into autosage.
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>>24045352
>>24045379
One of these days I'd like to have a general Scholomance thread in which we decide on what parts of this quest to add to the mainline setting. The idea of prestige societies is something I'd go with, although maybe not exactly the ones here.
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>>24045505
If you do that, make sure you link to the Scholomance 1d4chan page rather than the Scholomance tag on suptg. I wouldn't want people turned off of an awesome setting just because a fetish quest uses a version of it.
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>>24044936
Every time you reject the beggars in this quest, it makes me giggle uncontrollably.
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>>24045561
Well yes, of course. Scholomance on 1d4chan is a lot more convenient of an introduction than the three unedited pages on sup/tg/, even if there wasn't this quest sharing the tag.
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>>24045561
Fem, you're adorable apologetic about your smut quest, I love it.
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>>24045784
Hey, I know some people react badly to smut and the word 'fetish.' It could turn people off of an awesome /tg/ original content setting.
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>>24045823
I guess. You've really done well fleshing out all aspects (not just the porn-y ones) with this quest though - Selene, the relationship with Liz, paranoia in school are a big draw for a lot of people. Do you ever regret naming it the way you did?
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>>24045908
No. If I didn't name it this, but still included this content, I would be accused of making a waifu-filled fetish quest. I'm glad I gave it a candid and bold name.
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>>24044936
Would bribery work?
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>>24045956
Fair enough. I'm just glad we cleared the janitor hurdle about 80 threads back, against all reason. G'night, m'lady.
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>>24045990
Yes! But suitable bribes are as esoteric as they are cruel.
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>>24046046
Examples or suggestions would make this easier.
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>>24046179
But it's better if you squirm.
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>>24046179
I don't think you understand the part where they said "esoteric".
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>>24046046
I'm proficient at writing and photoshop, and I have too much time on my hands. That's about all I can offer you.
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>>24046231
Write some fapfics for the quest, then. We've had a sore lack of them lately, and we know Fem enjoys them. Can't imagine her pet wouldn't either.
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>>24046179
>>24046231
Bring me a ballad composed of and performed by nothing but the sobs of seven emotionally distraught women. This is my unreasonable and petty demand.
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>>24046296
Oh, right, I forgot:
Bwahahahahaha!
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>>24046296
Would seven sobbed ballads by one emotionally distraught woman work?
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>>24046296
>thinking that any fa/tg/uys know at least seven women

Sorry, catgirl.
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>>24046327
Only if they're all at dramatically different points in the woman's life, to the extent that they're each done by functionally different people, then layered on top of each other to form a single grand composite.
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>>24046296
Emotionally distraught as in kidnapped and sold into slavery or as in their children just died in a car accident? They're very different.
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>>24046332
Yeah, I know maybe three girls who I could ask that sort of thing of.
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>>24046356
You know *three* girls to sob into a mic so you can please the pet of a dom quest runner on 4chan?

Bravo, honestly.
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>>24046352
Use your best judgement. But if you disappointment I'll subject you to my dom's disapproval! Bwahahahaha!
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>>24046296
>>24046323
>>24046327
>>24046332
>>24046346
>>24046352
>>24046356
It'd take me a couple of weeks but I can get this done, however this is a bunch of work, so... What's in it for me?
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>>24046385
It's not like we suffer that daily or anything, right?

Well, actually your dom has been pretty fair, just not the dice.

And most of us like being toyed with, anyway.
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>>24046381
I know three girls I could ASK to sob into a mic for the unreasonable demands of a random person on the internet - and expect that they would not immediately reject me out of hand.
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>>24046421
The reward is CatGIRL would write the collaring scene from Liz's point of view.
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>>24046421
I'll do writefaggotry or something. It will probably be at least semi-canon too, since I'll ask Milady to edit it when I'm done. My request is petty, capricious, and totally disproportionate, which is what makes me want it so bad.
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>>24046486
But goddamn, it would be sweet and romantic as fuck.
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>>24046486
>>24046495
No, that's everybody else's reward, I do not particularly care about the scene from Liz's perspective and thereby do not gain anything from the work.
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>>24046381
"It's art!"

>>24046475
There's probably also audio of emotionally distraught women sobbing that could be found on the internet somewhere.

>>24046495
A song for a story is a decent trade by my reckoning.
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>>24046512
Well, the fact that such a thing exists would be a not insubstantial reward. And I imagine you could sell it on iTunes or something as well.
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>>24046495
Or you could do it because it'd make us happy, which would make Femcock happy which would be a good thing in and of itself.

Besides, none of the women who I know who I can get to cry on cue can carry a tune.
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>>24046517
>There's probably also audio of emotionally distraught women sobbing

Yes, but they need to be sobbing in a ballad. Pay attention.
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>>24046499
And all it will cost you is the tears of emotionally distraught women, preserved for posterity!

>>24046517
I said it has to be composed into a ballad, not just seven samples mashed together. You need to start working your mixer.

>>24046529
Bwahahahaha... If I wanted to make you sluts happy, I would just 'distract' Milady less while she's trying to write.
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>>24046543
Hmm. We need audio of crying women, autotune, and someone who is very good at using autotune as i doubt we'll find many crying singing women.

>>24046579
Hey, if you want their tears you're going to have to offer more. Currently it's a song for a story, you want tears too we're going to require more than that.
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>>24046579
But that's the opposite of making us happy. When your dom doesn't write, we devolve into stupid arguments.
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>>24046543
You can digitally compose the ballad with their sobs, though.
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>>24046652
You don't have the best reading comprehension, bro.
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>>24046619
My terms are clear. Refusal is your prerogative. I have a capricious desire to see if you'll fulfill my petty and inane demands for a story. The actual ballad is inconsequential, aside from seeing that you do it and do it well. You can't bargain against my kind of motives.

Toodles!
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>>24046579
What would it take to make you distract Milady less?
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>>24046664
Oh shit. This is what I get for being about three drinks too deep and trying to read. Apologies, Fem and pet.
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>>24046681
Something more fun than giving oral sex to my dom.

Now, seriously this time, toodles!
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>>24046681
Unless you're an eccentric billionaire ala Bruce Wayne or Tony Stark, I don't think you have the means to fulfill that kind of request.
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>>24046702
We got nothing on that, and I speak from experience. Pack it up, let's go home.
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>>24046702
Does the ballad have to be original?
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We already accomplished as much as we could on the story front.

None of us are going to make a ballad of crying chicks, it's actual work, but by pointlessly chatting about it we may have made her think about it and got the idea out there, give it a bit to percolate and we might get somewhere with it, especially if it amuses Femcock.
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>>24046703
> MFW I am not a billionaire
> MFW I do not have a dom
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>>24046797
Actually, I think I might know how to work this.

Sally's Song from The Nightmare Before Christmas is a ballad.
I think we could pretty easily get some emo girls to cry-sing that.
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>>24046835
that might just work if you guys can get 6 others and someone to compile it i bet i can get one rendition.
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>>24046835
Yeah. Maybe.

But where is anyone on /tg/ going to find seven emo girls? If any of us stepped foot in Hot Topic we'd be given death glares.
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>>24046871
Are you kidding? We just have to put on our trenchcoats, referential t-shirts, and fedoras. Swap out the shorts for black jeans and we'll blend right in.

But on a more practical note, we could probably just go scrape the bottom of the livejournal, tumblr, and deviantart barrels and get dozens of girls. Since they're crying, it doesn't even have to sound good.
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>>24046702
>Something more fun than giving oral sex to my dom.
Play some video games or something.
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>>24046835
>emo girls
I thought they were extinct?
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>>24046925
>referential t-shirts
Black silk button-up shirt is better. Rest is good.
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>>24046954
Nah, hot-topic does the faux-nerd crap. 1up wristbands, Invader Zim stickers, Zelda hearts t-shirts, that sort of thing.
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>>24046944
As I understand it, they've mostly grown up into ravers and/or juggalettes now, but they still have enough of the emo fangirl roots that they'll be drawn in by Nightmare Before Christmas.
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>>24047029
And scene girls. Cant forget scene girls.
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>>24047062
Of course.
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>>24046799

>MFW I will never kneel before my Mistress and get a collar locked around my neck

Feels bad, man.
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>>24046702
>Something more fun than giving oral sex to my dom.
Well, okay, I guess that's off the table for discussion, then. You might as well have asked me to steal the Statue of Liberty for you.

Guess I'll just go back to fiddling with that one scene with Lunch I said I was gonna write a fucking week ago.
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>>24047117
>not stealing the statue of liberty
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>>24047096
>I will never put you down in that position with a firm foot to the back of the knee and put a collar on your neck
Well, this is just frustrating.

>>24047125
I'm not Charlie's Angels for Gamecube. I am only but one man with an overstimulated sadist tendency and a fascination with leather straps and latex bodysuits.
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>>24047125
Who do you think we are? Fucking Carmen Sandiego?
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>>24047183
If you're not, you should be. Never let rationality define your limits.
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>>24047183
Nick Cage?
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>>24047158

What makes you think you'd need to force me?
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>>24047183
>Realize I am, in fact, not an intrigue-laden buxom fem-fatale in full red urban noir dress that does the impossible on mere whimsy
Thanks for being a downer.

>>24047200
I'm not forcing you because I think you're not going to cooperate. I know you'd do it with a smile if I asked politely. I just enjoy being forceful.
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>>24047230

Would you tie me up and leave me by your feet all day under your desk so I could nuzzle your feet?



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