What the fuck is going on in that image.

what the fuck

>>24002352
>>24002373
Setting a plastic implant back in place.

>>24002352
Ass implant. They're especially popular in South American countries. It's narco fashion.

She was just adjusting it after it slipped out of position.

>>24002336
Classic Blunders

>>24002336

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24002352

A woman ass implant did a somersault.

Fuse both parts using a meltagun.

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>>24002394
>>24002400

>>24002391
Can they store coke or such in those things?
Because, holy shit, I'm totally making an ass bomber.

>>24002336
Things that I never knew existed, /tg/ style.

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OP here, I'm just gonna post more gifs until I get a good answer.

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>>24002432
What kind of gosh-darned sorcery is this fucking thing?!

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Surely someone must know what I'm doing wrong.

Apart from this
>>24002419

>>24002502
It might help if you had a gif that wasn't a classic blunder waiting to happen

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>>24002467
This is a bad idea, one interesting picture and you might be able to save your thread, but several and its gone.

So heres another one

Clean your miniatures.

Depending on who made them, they'll have a touch or a lot of the releasing agent from the mold on them. Which is non stick.

>>24002491
You'd think a Marine would recognise a Chaos incursion.
Either Nurgle or Slanesh I reckon.

>>24002531

Also scratch the surface of the join, and don't use a huge blob of glue. Just enough to seal the two surfaces together. You want a big surface area meeting a big surface area , and scratches/roughing up the surface will help with that.

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>>24002491

Mercury(II)Thiocyanate being heated. Apparently.

>>24002565
Oh fuck no.
Not that thing.

>>24002336

What if you were on the toilet having a poop and then one implant slipped out of place.

What if you'd just squeezed out a fat one and both cheeks displaced themselves, smashing inwards to seize the log and in doing so not only smushing it up your back'n'crack but welding themselves together with your faecal matter.

>>24002570
Thirteen minutes! That's a record, people! Good job!

>>24002570

Joshua just wants to be understood.

>>24002610
That's why he gazes in disgust as those two guys hold that woman and pour milk down her throat?
It's not milk, is it.

>>24002585

What if one got punctured and it turned out it was filled with spiders

>>24002639
That's because it's CREAM!
And worse, it's 100%! THE FIENDS!

>>24002639
>>24002673
I always think that's a coconut man and they're pouring coconut milk over her face like an insult to him.

>>24002585
What if one of those implants starts to come out, with the skin near the anus getting more and more thin as the body rejects the silicone? Fuck, one moment I'd be having the night of my life, the next, five minutes of terror and some serious sexual issues with the doggy style.

>>24002673
Well, they poured hot coffee on Joshua, that's why he looks like that.
Goddamn psychos, making fun of a burn victim.

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>>24002645
I don't ever want to hear those words in the same sentence again.

>>24002687
She's his sister.
They are angry at them and intend to rape her, then force him to rape her on pain of death.

>>24002699

What if the body rejects the silicone, but the silicone accepts the body?

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>>24002724
Resulting in pic related?

>>24002759
that's how new implants are made and then harvested

>>24002707

What you do is get two rather thin pouches filled with spiders, I mean absolutely filled, and then you stick them in the victims ass cheeks. Now they can't sit down because if they do the bags will rupture and the spiders will be given free reign within their cheeks. They'd never be able to sit or lie on their back again, or go for a ride along a bumpy road for that matter.


It's the ultimate torture, the kind of thing a dickbag wizard would do to a hated nemesis.

>>24002759
What if the acceptance is only one way?

Poor Silicone, love is hard to deal with...

>>24002585
>>24002645
>>24002699
>>24002707
>>24002759


That's it.
It's all over.

Goodnight, /tg/. The world is done.
Sleep well, for tomorrow shall never come.

>>24002789
The spiders can move under your skin.

>>24002789
Stop talking.

>>24002797
You're assuming that's HER arm!
Mwahahaha!
But seriously, bro; her body is twisting forward on that side, which is why her arm appears Mr. Fantastic long.

>>24002789
They'll die eventually.

>>24002818

>stop talking

We could do that.
Get some slightly smaller spider bags, put them in the victims face and rig up a brace of some sort so that if they open (or close, depending on how nasty you feel) their mouths, for instance to speak, then the bags are punctured.

>>24002843

And then you're walking around with rotting spider corpses in your ass. We'd have to build in some sort of break-down date for the bags.

>>24002838
Maybe they are some sort of Mr. Fantastic type mutants?
Only, she can extend to ridiculous proportions, while he's pretty much a gum tumor.

>>24002645
>>24002789
>>24002843
>>24002846
>>24002864
/tg/: Ruining everything since forever.

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>>24002846
Stay classy, /tg/.

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Never change.

>>24002699
What I keep thinking is that it seems SOLID. What does that bitch feel when sitting down? Do they dig into her flesh from the inside? does she feel like sitting on a hard cushion every damn time?

Even if they get silicone bags like boobjobs.... they'll burst and poison you the moment you sit down...

>>24002864
We could make them rupture on slightest movement.
If the victim doesn't want to have ass cheeks full of spiders, they have to be perfectly still.
While spiders are covering their body.

>>24002911
They stick out behind.
It's like she's always wearing a fannypack.

>>24002918
>While spiders are covering their body.

What we don't tell them that some of the spiders are of the trapdoor variety and have been looking for a new home.

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>>24002911
Reminds me of that Drow Spider Vagina thread...
Fuck you guys, I'm done...

>>24002937
And the other spiders are actually made up of tinier spiders.

>>24002911
>What does that bitch feel when sitting down

Spiders

>>24002962

And so we come to this time again, when we realize that the Dark is actually made up of spiders and astronauts wear those big protective suits in space not because of the lack of air.

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>>24002843
The Spiders would reproduce in your ass, while the old ones may die. The young spiders would eat the old dead ones. You could possible get two or more generations of spiders before the last die off.

Most people don't know spiders are cannibalistic.

>>24002972
When was the last time you checked to make sure you weren't made out of spiders?

That's what I thought.

>>24002911
Daddy issues and a need for attention, regardless if it's positive or negative.

>>24002998
>The Spiders would reproduce in your ass,

So what you're saying is that eventually there will be so many spiders the bag can't contain them all and it'll burst anyway, so the person will have to try and find some way to appease the Ass Dwellers?

>>24003010
Or spiders.

I hate you all.

Holy shit was even a single post on this thread about the OP's topic?

Personally I think spiders would make for great contraception - I'm imagining different kinds such as the Vagina Quarterback which is basically a bigass spider dwelling inside the vaginal canal and anytime a dick comes near it it grabs it and shoves it back out.

It'd be a hell of a party trick if nothing else

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This thread is now spiders.

>>24003027
Don't say that! How else would you know about the dangers of silicone implants and the deadly ass dwelling spiders that live in them?

>>24003067
See
>>24003027

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>>24002998
So, cannibalistic redneck spiders.

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>>24003027
Aww, and Larry came here specificly to meet you! See, look at his grin!

>>24003088
And people laugh at me when I never leave the house ever and make absolutely sure that everything is air tight and that nothing could possibly get inside ever.

And wear a clear HAZMAT suit at all times.

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>>24003044
There was like 4 or 5. I'm OP and I haven't even posted since the riot bird gif.

Kinda expected this to happen to the thread though. /tg/ as a collective can be like an ADHD kid with somewhat above average intelligence trying LSD for the first time.

>>24003099

Could you imagine seeing that smile on your parents face, and then you realize that the spider has removed their head and burrowed into their body cavity in an attempt to fool you?

>>24003044
3, including the OP itself.

>>24002565
Hey is it just me, or is that Ray Romano in the background? I can't believe I never noticed that before.

>>24003140
It's just a spider

>>24003124
You are a fucking genius. I think I love you, random internet person.

>>24003123
Especially when it get's to spiders.

>>24003158
>Person
Check your mammalian privilege, Sapien Scum

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>>24002998
Nah, if you want scary and reproduction, you go with roaches.
Mostly because they give live birth.

>>24003177
Person, not human.

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>>24003178

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I still hate all of you.
Especially you: >>24003178

>>24002432
WHAT IS THIS SORCERY?

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>>24003178

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Spiders are small-time. The ocean's where it's at.
Seaspiders
Beneath your feet as you frolic in the waves are hundreds of spiders
Imagine them. Hoards of spiders, collecting in the lightless deeps.

>>24003178
"We require more Overlords!"

>>24003178
D'awww.

>>24003178
That is amazing and scary at the same time. The white little buggers are quite though.

>>24003283
>projectile jaw
Alien is real.

>>24003178
I'm done with this thread.

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>>24003309
As is Predator Liberace.

This entire thread is small time compared to the sheer horror is the the bot fly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fvr_qZuUn74

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>>24003354
Come back! The spiders love you!

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>>24003354
You're done when we say you're done. Now lets learn some facts about the Madagascar Hissing Cockroach!

>>24003178
I haven't looked at cockroaches the same since I read that manga.

You know the one.

>>24003413
I friend of mine kept one of those as a pet. It got loose and my cat ate it. Good times.

>>24003425
I'm afraid I don't know the one, anon.

>>24003425
You are now imagining them giving birth.

>>24003440

you know those stories where a cursed woman gives birth to a bunch of snakes?

just instead of snakes, yea... you get it

>>24002529
Wow, he actually displays how much money he wastes. That is impressive.

>>24002432
Seriously, what the fuck is that?

>>24002529
Oh, god, and NOW I notice the fucking Beats headphones...

>>24003489
just Mercury(II) thiocyanate and heat, as it decomposes it does that

>>24003283
The more I watch it the freakier it gets.

I'D RATHER GO TO THE DEEPSEAS.
THAN TO THE JUNGLES.
FUCK BUGS.
I'LL LIKE VERTEBRATES.
NOT BUGS.

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>>24003690
NO ESCAPE.

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>mfw this thread

What was the name of that parasite that mind controlled snails?

>>24003712
I already have a diving license anon.
You cannot stop me.

>>24003727
probably a type of cordyceps

>>24003736

You don't understand anon.

They have them too.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuKjBIBBAL8

>>24003727
You mean the fungus that controls ants and makes their heads explode to spoor? Ophiocordyceps.

>>24003758
then we can be diving buddies.
but fuck this gya world and fuck bugs.

>>24003774
Nah, there's one type of parasite which:
> Lived in shit.
> Gets eaten by a snail.
> Moves towards the snails eyestalks.
> Those grow up fucking large.
> A bird eats them.
> The parasite feeds on the insides of the bird.
> A new one is pooped out.
> Repeat.

>>24003434
Super-evolved cockroaches on Mars.

>>24003888
Funny enough snails infected with the parasite live longer then the ones that aren't infected.

>>24003785

But the sea is full of bugs! Or at least things just as revolting as them.

There's this one species (can't remember the name) where the male kidnaps the femal, rapes her and then the female has to wait for her chidren to eat her from the inside out.

There was a video about it, but since I can't remember the name of the animal I can't find it.

>>24003937
And?
No roaches, it's a deal.

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>>24003890
THIEN LIVES.

>>24003888
Had to google it. Leucochloridium paradoxum.

>>24002565
wtf is this from?
do I want to know?

>>24004186
NO. NO YOU DO NOT.
BUT I KNOW THIS WILL NOT STOP YOU. TAKE THIS AND KNOW TERROR.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22647545/

>>24003929
obviously Nurgle's doing then.

>>24002565
NO. GO AWAY JOSHUA YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE

>>24002724
what the cunting fuck

>>24004225
I could have died a happy man without ever have known that that thing had ever existed.

Fucking dick-ass Cthulhu man-was-not-meant-to-know-this knowledge bullshit...

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What about giant hornets that spit flesh-melting acid?

>>24002565
OH GOD HIS STOMACH AND HEAD IS FILLED WITH SPIDERS OH PLEASE NONONO WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME TEEGEE WHY

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>>24005248

>>24005248
NONONONONONONO

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hhhheeeeeeyeyyyyy, ggggguuuuyyuyuyysssssss, hhhhhhooooowwwwwwssssssss eeeeevvvvveeerrrrrryyyooyooonnneeene ddddddooooiiiinnnnggnggg?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scaphism

Read under your own risk.

>>24003377
>bot fly
>video link
NO!
NO NO NO NO NO!
I am NOT clicking that!

>>24005427
Sssshhhhire! Baaaggiiiiiiins!

>>24005451

It's wikipedia, how bad can it


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I am never going to sleep again

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>>24005451
>Survived 17 days.

>>24006283
/thread

>>24002336

Hi OP, there are some techniques I've learned back when most miniatures were metal.

1. Before you glue, wash the metal with soap. It's to get the grease from manufacturing off.

2. Make sure the bits fit, so there's good contact between pieces. You may need to file.

That's usually enough, but in case it's not, there's a more fiddly but really reliable step.

3. If needed, do "pinning", where you use a small metal rod (from clipping off brass rods or a paper clip) to insert between joints. You drill tiny holes in the parts you want to glue (make sure they align), insert the metal rod on one side, then apply glue and fit the other piece.

This thread has been very disturbing for a relatively simple question.

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>>24006483
And we here at /tg/ love this thread exactly for that.

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>this thread

>>24002481

>filename

Also, wtf mang. Never pour the Seed of Slaneesh into a styrofoam cup.

>>24002763

How does one go about rigging a vagina with spermseeking explosives ore somesuch.

>>24008092
What, collapsing the womb wasn't good enough for you, you want to blow the poor girl up?

>>24005451
I wonder what it would be like including something like that in a campaign.

Maybe not on a boat, but some guy tied to trees in the forest, smeared in honey and festering in his own shit. He's delerious and has been there for days but he's the only one who knows what the party needs to find out

lol. My friends would think I was totally fucked in the head

>>24002432
CLOSE THE PORTAL

>>24002336
I'm screaming inside from that gif.

It's not quite spiders, but a guy came into my sister's ER with a swollen, pulsating tongue full of hundreds of pubic lice.

>>24010637
Wait, what? What the fuck was he going down on?
A very promiscuous pubic lice colony? Do they even have colonies?

>>24010646

Working theory is that he managed to lick up an egg into a cut on his tongue. Then it healed over.

>>24010661
Oh. That actually makes it worse.

>>24010668

Yeah, they had to scalpel his tongue basically in half, wash it all out and stitch it back together.

>>24010681
>Not simply cutting it out, then burning it with sacred sage

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>>24010637
okay, I'm out.

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>>24010637
Ohfuckuhfuckohfuck

My tongue feels all weird now.

>>24010637
brb, setting fire to my tongue.

>>24010637
>>24010661
>>24010681
Thats just lovely.

Its times like this I never want to lose my virginity.

>>24002336
I can't believe someone would get something like this, I mean tit implants are one thing but what the fuck.

>>24010890
MY SON, YOU HAVE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE FOR THAT

>>24002502
i require sauce

>>24010979
Kikaida, season 1

>>24002378
i understood it but still:
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

>>24002943
NO I'm not gonna search fo rthat thread on Foolz.
I Must not search for that thread

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>>24011362
never mind that.
I read the rest of this thread.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>24002391
South American countries are fucked up

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>this entire thread

>>24011526
Yeah. In USA we use concrete and industrial silicone for that.

>>24005409
No one cares about leeches.

>>Start thread about gluing pewter pieces.
>>It ends about nope stories and fucked up .gifs.
>>No one have said anything about giving the D.

Never change, /tg/, never change.

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>>24006283
>>24003178

I find this bizarre.

The sight of a harmless cockroach birthing its young is the object of deep revulsion. A little insect of all things, tiny enough to crush with your thumb if you can catch it.

The sight of dead, dying and wounded people as a result of violence is met with indifference in this thread.

I can't be the only one that finds the latter far more disturbing.

>>24012706

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You guys like spiders?
Have a look what I have in my backyard.

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>>24012931
Shit wrong pic.

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>>24012939
Dem fangs.
And before you ask, no that is not water on the tips.

>>24012931
Interesting enough, there are theories that dinosaurs were feathered.
And that the Tyrannosaurus was a carrion eater instead of a hunter.

>>24012964
And that they died off because God smote them for tyrannosaurus homosex

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>>24012992
U wot m8

>>24012706

You're reading too much into it. It only indicates that humans have an instinctual fear and revulsion that which is alien to us, and the violence is not alien.

>>24012964
The carrion thing is overstated.

It's like lions and other apex predators: they'd rather not waste energy on hunting if there's a free meal they can muscle in on.

>>24012706
We're on 4chan, what did you expect? Basic human decency and empathy for others?

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>>24012964

It's also theorized Dinosaurs only had feathers at young age.

As for the scavenger thing, pic related.

>>24012931
I am afraid to ask, but need to...

Why do you have a pic of a tyrannosaurs mating?

>>24011950
>No one has said anything about giving the D
We're all afraid of what it would contain when we got it back.

>>24012956
>not water
Sexual juices?

>>24013999
Spiders, of course.

>>24014042
>implying spiders are the worst thing that could be contained in your D
Learn to horrific parasites, anon.

>>24011645
>silicone
We've started moving to saline, silicone is really fuckin bad if it leaks, saline is pretty benign in comparison.

>>24012706

Cockroaches aren't harmless. Dead foreigners are.

>>24013040
So... what you're saying is, we're naturally inclined to hate heresy, but not violence?

>>24014275
>we're naturally inclined to hate heresy, but not violence?

Yes.

>>24013454

related: all birds are reptiles. Any biology majors out there, back me up

>>24005451

oh god why

>>24014558
Because sometimes someone has to die in a horrifying way to prove a point.

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>>24014558

>>24005451

This actually doesn't bug me that much. I guess I'm burnt out on human cruelty.

>>24015333
Bug. Heh.

>>24003888
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/captain_higgins

>>24015415
>theoatmeal

>>24015457
>every time you post a webcomic, some doofus will greentext it to imply it's bad

>>24015552

Rightly so, nearly all of them are.

The Oatmeal is a special kind of awful though.

>>24003377
Well, now that my day has been ruined, what should I do? Can you really make plans for a ruined day?

>>24015574
>I hate webcomics so everyone else should too
So edgy!

>>24015580
Watch Flubber?

>>24003888
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWB_COSUXMw

>>24015580
Sure, why not? Based on your country, your options range from vodka to tequila and whisky in between. Tons of either.

Now, if you excuse me, I think I have to buy a bottle of brain bleach... I think vodka will do the trick today.

>>24015667
I dunno, botfly might call for something stronger, like Rectified spirits

>>24015580
Lucky you - I've still got to go to work.

>>24015695
I am not well versed on several beverages. And, honestly, for the purposes of passing the time and forget about this thread, fuck, methanol diluted in water is as good option as any fancy Scottish whisky.

>>24015833
its 186 proof vodka. And really only available in poland. but it seems appropriate for those fucks.