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>>23882642
"Oh, I already know what you're wearing, I was asking what you think I should wear."

>>23882642

Well, I think I'd like to tell you in private, slut.

I also have something in mind for you when we hit the clubs, so you don't need to worry about that.

Wait for her to finish eating, then go to shower together so we can have fun time and talk about Paris

>>23882642
tell her we expect her in a little black dress and nothing else, when we are in the club.

lets find dad and chat about the spell we made yesterday see if he has any pointers.

>>23882642
"I'll surprise you. Pleasantly of course...or maybe unpleasantly if you don't behave"

>>23882709
>wanting our girlfriend to go into a club around horny drunk people without any underwear on.

I'd rather Max not have to spend the night fending off horny frenchmen trying to slip her a digit.

>>23882642
Just a little black dress, and that's it. No panties, no bra. We'll suprise her with the collar at some point, and no-one on the outside looking in will question it because we're going clubbing.

>>23882736
>I'd rather Max not have to spend the night fending off horny frenchmen trying to slip her a digit.
Do you even protective? Fending off predations against our lady will make her swoon.

Should we make her wear the feeldo under the dress? It'd be embarrasing for her if she was to pop a boner on the dancefloor, opening up possibilities.

>>23882736
But we have magic mind magic that the average frenchmen can't possibly defend against and plus that's half the fun

>>23882861
Well just remember to hold back, I'd rather not have to skip town because we just put our fist through some wannabe club romeo's skull.

>>23882899
Of course. Killing someone because they tried to feel up our girl is over-the-top. Ideally we send him back to his friends embarrased and in pain.

We really are trying our best to be a douche, eh?

>>23882947
Reminds me, what martial arts did we study? I forgot, and would like to get a feel on what our fighting style is actually like.

"A little black dress should work," you say. "Assuming you have one."

"I do," she says with a smile. "That will work just fine, Mistress."

Now you're sitting in the Kitchen with your daughter and your girlfriend. You're all done with breakfast, and Selene is starting to look a little bored.

What do you do now?

>>23882861
I'm sorry but you do realize Liz might just magic anyone providing unwanted attention. I doubt she would be particularly gentle.

>>23883064
play a game with selene.

or watch jungle book.

>>23882642
"Or I could surprise you".

PVC miniskirts are pretty nice though. You can get them all of like three inches long.

>>23882979
If Liz's parents hired a private detective to follow us on this date, they would be utterly appalled.

>>23883064
Morning tai chi with Selene and Liz if she's up for it.

>>23883064
How long until we have to go?

If we have time left, play a game with Selene.

>>23883089
Yeah, some morning tai chi would be good.

>>23883064
Lion King 2 distraction is a go!

>>23883089
>>23883118
Seconding. It would be good to get Selene into a habit of tai chi.

>>23883136
Dammit dude, we are not gonna show her Lion King 2 before we get the other classics out of the way. Her childhood is too short to waste on subpar movies. She still hasnt seen Toy Story or anything else pixar yet.

>>23883064
Is Liz at 3 body yet?

>>23883136
>Disney sequel
why do have Selene? try robin hood instead

>>23883167
Thirding.

>>23883136
I like this movie.

>>23883170
I want to wait at least until after Halloween for pixar, our girl is very bright but those movies are so packed with awesome and feels...I want her to get the full impact of the jokes and plot lines.

>>23883136
There is no sequel you horrible horrible person.

>>23883136
Best to do it before the Magic of Lion king wears off.

Man it's so tempting to read this, but I'm still catching up on the archives. I'm at the part where MAx is about to get tattoos. Good though, great work femCOCK.

>>23883220
Yes there is. It's actually quite good.

>>23883202
We may have noticed. In a few months in game time you will get FemCOCK's critique of the lion king 2 as voiced by Selene (or another supporting character).

>>23883079
That's where we try and step in to assert protective ownership of our sub before she can do anything. It'll sweep her off her feet if I'm any judge.

>>23883167
I like morning family exercise time. Do this.

Show an easy magic trick to Selene. With real magic, of course, but not something that would strain.

>>23883136
I vote we do it. It isn't that bad a movie.

>>23883254
I found it mediocre, but not bad. They tried to hamfistedly turn Romeo and Juliet into a movie about cartoon lions in a way that proved much less effective than their handling of Hamlet in the original. Selene's young enough and has a narrow enough frame of reference that she would probably like it, but probably not as much as something that's, you know, better.

>>23883354
You may have just convinced me that we need to start reading Shakespeare to Selene before bed.

>>23883354
The original is supposed to be based on Hamlet? Do you have a source for that because I really don't see it.

>>23883354
You're underestimating the draw of a sequel I think.

>>23883354
Mr. rogers pleas tell me we got this so she can watch it.

also talk to dad about the spell we made last class, get his input on it cause you Know we being tested on it today.

>>23883396
You mean apart from everything in the plot?

Uncle killing the king and assuming power, the prince being plagued by inability to act before finally returning and avenging his father after speaking to his ghost.

>>23883064
tai chi

>>23883442

Fuck yes we need to show all our kids Mr. Rogers.

He is one of the greatest people ever.

>>23883396
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Lion_King

CTRL + F, Hamlet. The creators themselves said so. It's a story about an evil uncle usurping the throne of the protagonist's father and taking the mother as his wife. The father appears to the son as an apparition and sends him on a revenge quest. It was hugely influenced by Hamlet.

>>23883442
Why would we be tested on a (secret) independent project? Not saying we won't, but what makes you think we would? We should come up with something completely different to present just in case this anon is right.

>>23883483
>put on Mr. Rogers and Sesame Street marathon before school one day
>come back to find Breakfast as enthralled in it as Selene

>>23883354
Let's go with tai chi.

Tai chi time?

>>23883490
So as long as you're blowing my mind, could you get to work blowing something else?

>>23883503
Breakfast would probably be more entralled than Selene.

>>23883521
I've got a better idea. Now that I've blown something of yours, you blow something of mine.

I gotta veto Mr. Rogers/Sesame Street. Selene might learn enough to start questioning her mom's questionable actions. Keep it empty nice and fluffy. Not that Mr. Rogers/Sesame Street can't be empty, but they have enough educational content that we might not be able to catch everything.

"Let's go do some tai chi," you say. "I think we have enough time to do a full cycle before we need to get showered and dressed and stuff."

"Okay," says Liz, hoisting up Selene. Selene pouts a little. "What's the matter, honey?" Liz asks her.

"I wanna climb the ladders too," she says, frowning.

"Not until you're bigger," you say sternly. "You could fall and get hurt, and that would make me cry."

That seems to shut her up, and the three of you climb down to the foyer quickly. You stand out in front of the three and start demonstrating for them to follow along.

Roll Body to demonstrate tai chi. You get a +2 from Focus and a +2 from Calm. I'll consider the first eight linked 1d100 rolls.

>>23883490
>>23883521
And here's another thing: Lions in the wild do the exact same things to their brothers and male cubs.

>>23883568
Yes, let's stifle our daughter and indoctrinate her into our cult of evil.

Rolled 57

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Rolled 20

>>23883568
never watched Mr. Rogers its cool we tell her we love her and she is special all the time, its about caring we should do it.

>>23883616

>>23883624
That's the plan.

Rolled 52

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>>23883624
I'd just much rather not have our daughter causing us trouble. She'll get to the rebellious teen stage soon enough, and it'll be bad enough without a side of ethics.

Rolled 65

>>23883616

Rolled 44

>>23883616
Rolling for inner peace.

Rolled 13

>>23883616
smooth and clean

Rolled 89

>>23883616
Dammit dice, dont fail Selene like this.

Rolled 1

>>23883616
wheeee

Rolled 66

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>>23883664
Oh fuck you.

>>23883661
>>23883664
Motherfucker.

Nice.

>>23883664
goddamnit

>>23883664
If only we hadn't augmented calm!

>>23883661
>>23883664
You don't know what the fuck is up with you today, but for some reason you keep having false starts and clumsy movements. After the first couple minutes, you just stop. "I'm sorry, I'm just not feeling it today," you say, your brow furrowing.

Liz looks at you worried. "Is everything okay?" she asks.

"Yeah," you say. "Yeah. Maybe it's because I didn't sleep last night or something?"

"Yeah," she says. "Maybe."

"No tai chi?" asks Selene. She looks sad; you think she wanted more mama-dancing-time today.

"No, sorry, sweetie," you tell her. "Maybe when I get home tonight."

Selene pouts. She's probably going to be in a sour mood today. You hope Breakfast can break her out of that before you get home.

"I'm going to go take my shower now," says Liz. "You can join me if you want, Mistress. You know, if you need to rinse off, or something."

What do you do now?

>>23883568
>I learned my alphabet before kindergarden watching Sesame Street
>Mr Rogers is probably the best human being ever.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q

You are a terrible person.

>>23883781

Join Liz in the shower, time with our Slut should help us mellow out.

>>23883781
Give Selene a snuggle and a kiss, and then fuck Liz in the shower.

>>23883781
Join Liz in the shower. Be sure and tell Breakfast to spend extra time playing with Selene today.

Rolled 51

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>>23883781
>Selene pouts. She's probably going to be in a sour mood today. You hope Breakfast can break her out of that before you get home.
Oh God. I didn't want this. I didn't want this at all. Forgive me /tg/.

>>23883821
Really?

>>23883784
Who cares about that? Selene is our daughter, and we need to control what information she gets. Sesame Street/Mr. Rogers will introduce stuff to her that might cause her to be unpredictable.

Need I remind you we are in magic murder academy, and that only very recently we barely fended off an attacker? Selene will be vulnerable enough without her throwing a bitchfit at what we do and stumbling outside to get kidnapped by DEVGRU Cthulhus.

Keep her on pure entertainment. WE can handle education.

>>23883860
She can't stumble out. Not without a key.

>>23883900
No, but she can pull some "Consent of the Willing" bullshit and then ethics 101 babbies in the thread will let her out and BAM, kidnapped kid.

It's better not to have the risk in the first place.

>>23883931
>>23883860
no just no this is worse then the heart of power, wendego bones, max leather, fucking Dad, combined.

>>23883860
>Learning how to count, the alphabet, how to be a good person, and more about the world in general is a bad thing?
>Kinetic barriers block entry AND exit without a key
Seriously, you must have had an awful childhood. Or grew up on Barney or something.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KU6pd6cxgw

>>23883860
>control what information she gets
Ahahahaha. At best we can limit her access to information until she learns how to use a computer, after that she's goinging to have access whenever no one's looking. What we can do is give our interpretation of facts and hope that she'll see things our way or let us know if she doesn't.

>>23883975
Shut up Qurl Dox, you are a more boring version of Snapple, your opinions are invalid.

>>23883998
>Selene grow up
>learns how to use a computer
>finds 4chan

>>23883931
We can let her out though, if we make sure we're carefully watching over her.

>>23884005
Qurl Dox is a faggot but I agree with him on this one.

>>23884043
I expect something like this, yes.

>>23884047
In fact, we already promised to show her the sun sometime.

>>23884043
>"Hey /d/, ask a real life futa anything."

>>23884043
>decides to make a trip 'FemCOCK
>starts a quest on /tg/
>names it Blatant Fetish Quest

>>23884043
Please tell me she's motivated enough to register an exhentai account and she inherits an entire slew of awful, morally questionable fetishes.

>>23883998
Who's going to teach her how to use a computer?

>>23883985
What part of 'murder magic school' have you not gotten? It's a matter of keeping her and ourselves safe. I don't want to deprive her of fun, but if we start having her learn about the outside world she's going to get curious, and then temper tantrum until she gets out, and then she, and us, will be fucked. It's a lot better for us if we keep her until she understands the rules, and then and only then can she leave.

>>23884064
Big difference between porting her incognito outside the scholomance and letting her walk outside our front door.

>>23884095
>letting her walk outside our front door.
Because I totally said to do that.

>>23884076
See, I'm fine with this. If it's porn, goody, we get new fetishes to play with later.

But if it's Sesame Street or Mr. Rogers, imagine the headaches about 'stranger danger' 'nono places' 'call mr. policeman' and all that shit.

>>23884083
Letting her watch educational TV isn't going to magically make her run out into the cave, dumbass.

>>23884118
This is it, Selene is still very young right now, and if we let her watch childrens shows with a strong moral message, it's going to go contrary to what she sees around the tower.

A confused child is an angry, upset and resentful child.

>>23884083
Fap watching us. Hell, Selene watching through our eyes.

>>23884146
>How she learns to use a computer.

>>23884118
so.... we teach our impressionable dryad to be a whore rather than teaching her that others should respect her personal space and that she shouldn't just trust anybody who comes along and promises to give her a good dicking? ok then

>>23884118
>stranger danger
Actually, I'd say this is a case in which not talking to strangers is a good thing to stress. Doesn't apply to Mr. Rogers though, he's all about meeting people.

>'nono places' 'call mr. policeman'
I don't know what you're getting at here but I don't think either show in question is relevant.

>>23884133
It's going to incite questions a plenty.

"Mommy, why don't I go to school? I wanna meet Elmo and Big Bird and everybody else!"
"Mommy, where are the fireman and the policeman?"
"Mommy, are you sure what you're doing to auntie breakfast is okay? It's starting to scare me."

Pure fantasy, yes. Education, no.

>>23884176
>Blatant Fetish Quest

Are you new?

>>23884202
I don't see why she'd worry more about shit see sees in Sesame Street than in Disney movies.

>>23884176
Sorry, missed that connection. Give me a moment to retrace your posts.

Also, I'm advocating honest communication with the expectation that she will find work arounds for any information restrictions we put in place.

>>23884207
>implying stupidity is ok

>>23884222
Lion King: "Oh boy mommy, those lions are cool! When can I seem them?"
Max: "When you're older."

Sesame Street: "Mom, what's school, and why do I have to go to it?"
Max: "Uhhhhh..."

>>23884239
You know there are other ways to educate children besides tv, right?

>>23884239
>Implying Selene won't be raised to be a happy and eager cockslut for anyone that marches past.

Lies!

>>23884202
>implying we can't answer her questions when she asks them

And How it's Made should be one of the big things on the Netflix queue.

>>23884176
What does information control have to do with preventing Selene from throwing a "bitchfit?" seriously do you think emotional outbursts are that easy to prevent?

>>23884263
Selene will be raised to be Our loving cockslut, not a general cockslut.

>>23883354
How about Lion King 1 1/2, that's way sillier

>>23884223
I'd really rather not have ANY workarounds at all. If we let her go unfettered, that's another avenue that we can be attacked through. She posts to a forum, let's things slip, and suddenly we have Dextra Domini on our nuts trying to get back Breakfast.

We can magic someone in to the sun, we can set up a fucking password on our iMac.

>>23884250
>Sesame Street: "Mom, what's school, and why do I have to go to it?"
>Max: "It's a place where people who aren't as lucky as you have to go, because they don't have enough family to take care of them during the day."
Fixed that for you.

Okay, both sides of this argument are retarded.

No, we don't want to turn Selene into a whore.

We also don't want her to spend all her time watching shows which tell her that all her family are bad people.

I don't think mr. rogers is a good show for selene. Not because teaching her morals are bad, but because it isn't especially relevant to her life. Sesame street on the other hand if fine for getting the basics of education hashed out while we are at school. She is getting big enough that we need to worry about her education at some point soon. Early start on education is pretty important.

>>23884250
Because no parent has ever explained to their kid that instead of going to school their going to be taught at home instead...

>>23884258
AMERICA!

>>23884299
>whynotboth.png
Webcam.

>>23884277
She'll bitch about not being given candy, not about how we are underprivileging her or trying to instill Stockholm Syndrome.

One is easy for us to counter, the other will inspire morons in this thread to let her out and let her be free and shit like that. Or, countless threads of bitching about the ethics of holding her and parenting and shit.

Keep her dumb. Less arguments there.

>>23884258
yes, and i'm not saying that we should just sit her in front of a TV and let her watch it all day. i'm saying that those two programs are ok for her to watch periodically, perhaps we could even screen out ones that deal with certain things we don't want her to watch, and then we honestly answer whatever questions she has and explain the world she's living in

>>23884306
Seconded. People are letting nostalgia overwhelm sense.

>>23884299
I don't think there are any shows that come even close to describing the sort of family that we have, never mind get around to describing them as evil.

>>23884296
That...Sounds especially Koresh like.

>inb4ATF

>>23884328
This is the best option. Let her watch these things, but be ready to answer any questions she might have about them.

>>23884334
It's not that we're described as evil, it's that we're not described at all and the 'ideal family' is set forth on those shows. Mother, father, kids, school, friends.

We can't give that to her, so we can't let her see anything which presents that as something that can and should be.

>>23884328
We have our Dad and friends. We don't need anyone else educating her. That will bite us in the ass, I can guarantee it.

It doesn't really matter, because no matter what we do FemCOCK will find a way to make it bite us in the ass.

>>23884366
I really don't see why we "can't" do that at all.

There's no harm in seeing other lifestyles, and the questions that'd raise are entirely and easily answerable if they even come up.

>>23884223
I agree that we need an honest open line of communication we also need to start teaching her to read and basic math.

Educational TV has to many pitfalls as this thread has pointed out but we shouldn't intentionally block information.

>>23884176
we need to have a serious talk with her about the fact the the group games we play around the house are private and that you only do them with people you trust. Also explain that they are not something you talk about outside the house because it isn't polite to.

my above proposal meshes wit what we do at home and gives her a more basis for dealing with the outside world.

>>23884377
this unfortunately sums it up.
>>23884390
as dose this

Random idea: If we haven't already, throw a very, very secure, toggle-able tracking enchantment on Liz's collar and something Selene wears, perhaps as a removable add-on (a little ring on the collar's buckle or something, for example. I'd like to ensure that when we all go out somewhere we'll have the option to head off kidnapping attempts quickly, but not do so permanently, for fear of someone tapping the signal, so to speak. Although since selene's usually within the wards, hers could be permanent.

>>23884366
I don't think "Incubus Gwampa, Mommy, Mommy, 'aunty' Lin, Beakfast, Runch, and ultimately three little girls grown from seeds and adults in two years" is covered by anything. But what we can do is explain that family is what you make from love, not what society necessarily calls it.

>>23884299
Who says these shows will say we're bad people? I mean, I imagine things have changed since I was a kid but I really doubt that either Mr. Rogers or Sesame Street deal with demonic sex communes or mindrape.

>>23884043
As long as she doesn't go to tumblr. Or worse, reddit.

>>23884327
I don't see why she would do either.

>>23884366
No it isn't. Have you watched either of these? Neither of them deal with families much if at all, and they're both designed to be friendly to kids with single mothers or other non-standard families.

>>23884336
It's not necessarily a cult thing. Lots of families have worked this way over history and across the world, and schooling is indeed, for many families, somewhere for the kids to be while parents work.

>>23884366
It might be useful to explain to her that human children mature at a very slow rate and are thus helpless and developmentally, mentally and socially immature for a decade and a half or more and need to be educated in batches, unlike dryads who grow up so quickly. It makes a lot of sense not to put Selene in school for 1.5 years covering preschool through high school.

>>23884404
>We shouldn't intentionally block information.

We need to. Any information from the outside world is a route that someone can attack us. The only people Selene can be taught to trust are us, and our slaves. To a lesser extent our Dad.

>>23884469
Why our dad to a lesser extent?

He's proven nothing but trustworthy so far, and even if he isn't, he can't do anything against us due to the blood bond anyway.

>>23884469
>To a lesser extent our Dad.
He's bound by true name to serve our interests. There's no greater extent someone can be trusted than that.

>>23884394
i dont know if screening the programs for her will take more time than teaching her though and if that is the case we should just teach her as a family it will be safer and build better bonding with our daughter.

Basically screening her TV is not worth the effort when we can teach her ourselves.

"Sure, let's take a shower," you say to Liz. You bring Selene up to the sitting room where she can play with Breakfast and Gaviscon, then head on down to the bedroom to climb into the shower with her. You end up not having enough time to actually properly fuck, so both of you end up leaving the shower all hot and bothered.

"I'll be ready to head out in a few minutes if you wait for me, Mistress," Liz tells you. "I just need to get dressed and do my makeup."

What do you do?

>>23884451
She will rebel and have temper tantrums because that is just part of growing up. Don't tell me you never argued with your parents? No matter how cool you are, your kid will have something that he'll get upset about.

Especially since, y'know, we have to keep her locked up because Magic Murder Academy.

It's better if it's arguments over petty things like restrictions that doesn't have anything else brought in, than something like "The man on the magic box wants to know why I can't see him! Why can't I see him?" when the person on the other line is a competing student.

>>23884509
Exactly. No TV. If Selene gets bored, Breakfast or Gaviscon can entertain her.

>>23884527
Give her a smooch, get ready to go, mentally review the 'shield' that we'll be teaching Pierre, then head out with Liz and probably Lin.

>>23884527
get dresses kiss our daughter goodby leave for class

>>23884527

Wait for our slut, get dressed.

>>23884501
>>23884495
I dunno. I just don't exactly trust him. I can't put my finger on it- probably the moral lectures he gives us every once in a while.

I trust him pretty much, but not exactly 100%, word or no word. He's lived long, and he's fucking smart.

>>23884543
This.

>>23884527
Try on a pair of heels and attempt walking without faceplanting on the bed. I assume Max has no experience with pumps etc.

>>23884527
>>23884527
watch her get dressed, help her, the makeup too

>>23884565
I get the feeling his lectures are less lectures, and more playing devil's advocate which ironically often means taking a more moral standpoint.

Often he seems more interested in making us think through our choice and seeing what we think than in actually telling us we're wrong.

>>23884565
Even if it weren't for the Blood Bond (which we did at HIS suggestion to make sure we'd be safe in his presence) he seems to genuinely want to help us survive and succeed, and to at least try to make up for lost time with his daughter.

>>23884543
Sounds good

>>23884590
Yeah, and I hate those smug ass lectures of his. He sure as fuck wasn't around in our youth, where does he get off talking down to us now that we're practically an adult?

>>23884595
I know, I know he hasn't given any sign of it, but that just makes me more suspicious.

Not going to call for killing him. Just calling for us not being 100% buddy buddy. We have good reason for it too, considering that he sure as fuck wasn't around most of our childhood.

>>23884573
Now you've got me thinking of Evangelyne in episode 4 of Wakfu, where she couldn't go more than 5 feet without rolling her ankle and falling in heels.

>>23884632
I think that you're the wrong type of paranoid.

>>23884469
>>23884565
I see your point I think he is worried about our morals. We did come right out and seem to say we wanted to hunt students for food.

as for letting her have outside information we can be careful what we give her but hiding things causes problems it is better to tell her the things we hold back are dangerous than conceal there existence. I was not clear on that before.
It is the difference between punting a child lock on the computer and watching therm use it while warning of bad things.

>>23884632
>We have good reason for it too, considering that he sure as fuck wasn't around most of our childhood.
Because Mom never told him she was pregnant, and Petrov locked him up when we were one. He didn't get a chance.

>>23884632
I think you kind of missed the point of what I was saying.

Dimitri never seemed smug to me.

He just seemed to a) want to know what we were thinking, probably because he's trying to get to know us, and b) to make us think carefully about our actions, so we don't get ourself killed through carelessness.

>>23884632
You. Dense. Motherfucker.

Our mom didn't tell him she was pregnant, and then he got locked in a fucking dungeon.

>>23884661
And we said it because he was thinking out loud we'd need to get another soon. We just caught onto that and were considering it before he corrected what he meant, capture in self defense instead of hunting like a sociopath.

But he considered killing someone when you could just as easily break them to be the far worse thing to do, morally, when both were self-defense.

>>23884661
In this case, 'bad things' could result in us and our family's death.

Too dangerous. No. We have to be her only source of information.

I leave for a little while and the thread gets overtaken by completely fucking insane cultists...

I can't exactly claim to be an expert in child development here, but I'm trying to think of historical examples wherein raising hyper sheltered children homeschooled by 16 year olds.have turned out well, and I'm coming up with a whole lot of not once ever. The idea that we would have the time to exert such information control over her is itself laughable, and the thought of even attempting it is despicable. You don't save someone doing that, you cripple them.

>>23884632
Part of his lectures is to try and get to know us part is to make us think and never telling us we are wrong is 99% not wanting to be our ass-whole grandfather 1% blood bond

also we have outside verification on the efficacy of a blood bond so we can trust that it is secure. OTOH we could look out for loopholes
I want a good relationship with dad but we can be cautious I dont see how that changes our behavior though.

>>23884675
>>23884666
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally not his fault etcetera.

Doesn't mean we can't harbor some annoyance, if we're RPing this.

>>23884723
Exactly, thank you.

>>23884739
But that's not how it's been rped so far. Max seems to have come to like her father a great deal, from what I've seen in past threads.

>>23884723
True enough, but I still think we should keep a careful eye on what Selene is learning and be sure we are around to explain it to her, because otherwise she will become very confused by what she learns about the outside world and how it relates to her life.

>>23884723
We have TWO mind raped cock slaves in our possession, magic people in to the sun, and have the ability to get unlimited money.

I think that having some kind of anti dryad ward on the internet should be easily in our grasp.

And how is it despicable to keep her safe? Remember, we did nearly get kidnapped and raped ourselves just a while ago for WALKING IN THE WRONG PLACE.

The safety of our family is paramount, too bad she can't watch Mr. Rogers.

>>23884739

>>23884764 is right, we've sorta put the fact that he wasn't there for us out of our minds and focused more on loving him now. Remember the cookies? Yeah, he wasn't there, but he's still our dad and we love him.

>>23884739
We do enough accidental slip-ups on it without doing it on purpose, jackass.

>>23884723
See this? This is exactly why we can't let Selena see information we don't approve of. Because this fucker would make an argument for letting her out the moment she burbled something about freedom.

>>23884775
Thank you for joining the rest of us.

>>23884719
we can prevent her form leaking information if she is only online withe supervision how will that kill us?
I get her sending out is bad but letting her get info in seems ok. Monitor the output like a hawk and we are safe cripple her input and we stunt her.

>>23884800
I don't follow.

>>23884779
Except not watching mr rogers in no way shape or form keeps her safe, it's hardly necessary for her to see it to be raised properly, but watching it isn't going to hurt her.

>>23884573
Heels wouldn't match our outfit.

>>23884723
>homeschooled by 16 year olds.
Our dad is here too. Being raised by family was the norm throughout much of history, as was parents being young. And Dad is the sort of tutor only the very very wealthy could have even today.

>>23884804
Info in isn't just "Zebras are in Africa!" info in would include "lol your family situation is so weird have you ever heard of Jonestown O.o mebbe we should meet irl?"

Do you really want to see the thread trying to handle THAT little crisis? Morons saying "awww young love" and "OMG MAX IS A MONSTER WE HAVE TO LET HER DO WHATEVER" would win, and then we'd have a dead dryad.

>>23884798
Please, just stop embarrassing yourself. We've already explained to Selene that she can't leave the tower because it's really dangerous in the cave, and will continue to do so. You just want to justify sheltering her from the outside world for no good reason.

>>23884818
Crap nearly called you Snapple, sorry about that. Ignore my comment.

You give Liz a kiss, then head up to the outbound Conjuration circle and hang out with Lin, reviewing the faulty mental shield, and waiting for Liz to be ready. When she finally does come up, your dad and Lunch send you off to the hall outside of class. Pierre is already waiting there, and walks over to you excitedly when you arrive.

"So, today in the library, right?" he asks. He seems equal parts excited and nervous.

What do you do?

>>23884860
"yes."

Wait for Petrov to open the doors and call everyone late for no good reason.

>>23884839
Selene now isn't Selene whenever she hits Dryad puberty. When you were a kid, and your mother told you not to drink mommy's special juice, did you listen when you were older? Or when you signed that D.A.R.E. pledge never to smoke weed, don't tell me you didn't toke up later.

>>23884820
Watching it will raise questions in Selene which really she doesn't need to have. All it would do is confuse her, and make it worse for us. It's better this way for everyone.

>>23884836
Teaching kids not to meet with random people online is a normal thing that everyone does.

>lol your family situation is so weird
She lives with her two moms, plus grandfather and some aunts. Sure it's weird, but it's not like it's outside the bounds of normal internet weirdness, and we're going to have to tell her that not everyone lives the way we do eventually.

>>23884860
"That was the plan"

>>23884860
thats the plan a hour after class sound good I want to get something to eat first.

>>23884860
"That's right, be sure and be on your best behaviour, I'm on the librarian's good side at the moment, but she's rather easy to annoy."

>>23884889
"I'm never allowed out of the tower and my grandpa the Incubus teaches me math! Also, my aunts are named Breakfast and Lunch, and they make weird moaning noises all the time with mommy!"

You're going to get some interest when other people educated in the real world hear about this.

>>23884886
>tfw I've never drunk someone else's booze or signed a DARE pledge
It is possible for a kid to be raised right, you know. Not everyone is going to suddenly turn into a thief and start breaking their word at the slightest provocation just because puberty.

>>23884886
I thought DARE was full of shit, but I've never really felt like smoking weed either. Because I was a voracious reader who read anything and everything I could get my hands on. Stop pretending your personal experiences are universal.

>>23884860
I've had a sneaking suspicion that Pierre is just pretending to be retarded for a long while now and nothing so far has proven me wrong.

>>23884836
I think i see where you are coming form now
I saw their issue to that is why i said monitor her output like a hawk. We can tell her she isn't allowed on coatrooms alone because they aren't safe and monitor her outgoing info for the same reason.

>>23884886
Except the answers to those questions are extremely easy to explain to a child and prevent her from culture shock later on in life

Culture shock being a perfect example of something that can and will harm her.

>>23884926
>Not teaching our daughter to never give out personal information on the internet.

Shit anon, that's parenting 101

>>23884938
We did pass some tests to see if he was lying to us when he asked us to tutor him in the first place.

So either he is just that retarded, or he's so cunning that we aren't capable of seeing through his schemes.

>>23884928
Exactly, we're trying to raise our kid right, and unfortunately, in Magic Murder Hogwarts, that means that we need to keep her safe. What would she gain from us showing her the outside world that's worth the risk? We can teach her everything she needs to know. She doesn't need anybody but us.

>>23884938
Which is why we're doing this in a place he can't attack us without him being fucked up by an Archmage, and are intentionally teaching him a functional, but flawed mind shield we know the backdoor to. We aren't stupid.

>>23884860
this >>23884901
>>23884886
to your questions No and No

it is best if we make her aware of how unusual her family is.

>>23884946
We can't be there for our daughter 24/7 and as a stupid kid, she will mess up. We need to wait until she's an adult, all settled down and properly tied to us, and then we can let her have free rein.

>>23884961
Snapple, what's your take on this?

>>23884932
>>23884928
Man, you guys have led empty lives.

Actually, fuck it. Can't we just put the knowledge in our daughter's head? That way we can skip this stuff. Reinforce her bonds of loyalty to us, make it so she'll never lie to us, never keep a secret from us, and we're golden.

Then she can watch Mr. Rogers or Sesame Street.

>>23884993
I spent ten years in the Army, and have been all over the world. Weed isn't going to make it any better.

>>23884961
You still have failed to explain what harm there could be in letting her see that stuff either, "questions" do not count as harm.

as for what she'd gain, there's plenty of information about interpersonal communication, as well as the ability to view and judge the actions of people other than her nuclear family which will help her grow as a person.

when you shut someone off from all outside contact you're creating a sub-human, a second class, and it causes all sorts of intense psychological harm.

None of this is to say that she should have 100% access to anything she wants, but some educational programs are not an issue.

>>23885013
Why? She's already imprinted on us as if we're her grovemother. Domino's only having issues because Dryads get extreme daddy issues if they imprint on a man.

>>23885013
Well that's boring.

Oh, and
>>23884860
Tell him yeah, of course.

>>23884926
Well obviously we should tell her, for the sake of safety, not to tell anyone about the tower.

>Incubus
We'll have to give her a general idea of what is and isn't supernatural, and that she shouldn't talk about magic or different kinds of people on the internet.

>and they make weird moaning noises all the time with mommy!
Why would she think it's weird? Its been around her all her life. People don't think shit they grew up with is weird, and people on the internet won't think it's weird (beyond the bounds of the usual abnormal things you hear about on the internet) that we have polygamous lesbian moms. I mean, I've heard of polygamous family units on 4chan before and given zero fucks.

>>23884993
What's so great about stealing booze or making pledges about shit?
>>23885015
For that matter, I travel a ton too. There's lots of fun shit that does down in the world that doesn't involve being a fucktard. Also although I don't smoke once I've drank on and off since I was a kid.

>>23884932
i know this is a library for a deadly magical school but i wonder if the library has anything good kid reading level books that we could bring home for her to read. like perhaps Aesop's Fables? Clifford? idfk... some reading would probably be better than too much TV anyways.

>>23885013
Why not just build a robot?

>>23885013
What you're describing is an 'automaton' not a 'daughter.'

>>23885062
I'd say it would be a lot easier to just ask dad to pick some up on his next shopping trip. No point bugging the librarian about mundane books.

>>23885027
Problems:

1) We have her open to information from other people who won't share our ideals. We'll need to get the Sesame Street/Mr. Rogers/Whatever from the outside world. Who is to say that somebody won't edit, rearrange, follow, or use this to strike at us?

2) Questions. Yes, questions are a problem. On the game level, this means that Max might have some uncomfortable questions to answer about Breakfast and Runch. Who are these people? What do they do for a job? Where did they come from? Why are they here? On a meta level, you know some bleeding heart is going to let Selene go too far, and she'll get caught in some trap or another.

3) She won't respect us as much. The moment that Selene sees that Max doesn't know everything, she's going to go to other people and respect us less- not what we want out of a slave.

Also- she's a Dryad, and we're raising her with the help of some of the coolest people on the planet. Why does she need other people? Implying that she'd be retarded is stupid- we have immortals right here who've seen more than most human beings have ever seen.

>>23885013
Huh. And I thought that what the librarian was doing to her daughter was evil. That just takes the cake. At least she was doing it to make her daughter functional instead of making her a slave.

>>23885062
>our little girl starts reading
>really gets into books
>becomes librarians assistant
>Librarian introduces her dryad child
>???
>profit?

>>23885062
That would be a giveaway for blackmail material and investigation.

This thread only proves that nobody on /tg/ is valid as a parental figure.

Wow, this argument is just painfully stupid. I'm going to archive this then go to bed. Next time, have an argument about actual things rather than 100% speculation; at least then people would have evidence to convince each other with. As it stands, you guys are just going to keep arguing forever.

>>23885121
If we're not valid I'd love to see your opinions on the populace at large.

>>23885131
You say that like 99% of the arguments in BFQ aren't entirely speculative.

>>23885121
>Implying being a parent at murder hogwarts and a regular parent are at all the same.

>>23885131
We care about Selena. We need to answer these questions ahead of time rather than get surprised on the fly.

>>23885091
Fun fact, exposing kids to differing points of view gives you an opportunity to teach them critical thinking or (and here's the one you are probably more interested in) the chance to refute questions to your ideology and reinforce whatever beliefs you've taught your child. Personally I fully expect to end up playing as Selene at some point so I'd rather not fuck her over too badly raising her.

>>23885131
Good night then. You could have stopped this for a while with a more substantial update, but so it goes.

>>23885013
Seems like a good option.

>>23885066
>>23885081
>>23885095
There's a big difference between those three specific constraints (plus some free knowledge) and a mindless drone.

>>23885062
We should see if we can get a bunch of kids books in Paris.

My first time drinking was this horrid plastic bottle tequila that'd been sitting on my friend's grampa's fridge for 20 years. My first hangover was at Camp Ripley, an army base in Minnesota where the base bar didn't check IDs. Once I went active booze was just a matter of "hey man, can you grab me a bottle at the Class 6, here's the money." Then I got to Germany and I was already 21. But they have alcohol toppings in the ice cream trucks, and vendors selling hot gluehwine on the streets. That was paradise.

>>23885149
At least most of them had some basis in things that actually happened. You guys have spent the past hour and a half arguing with 100% speculation on both sides of the argument.

>>23885131
More updates would have ended the arguments.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Scholomance
This thread is archived.

>>23885169
Well, I can't speak for everyone, but I've spent the last hour and a half following other quests and occasionally checking back to see if you'd posted anything new to shut up the pointless arguing.

>>23885154
Seriously. We skip all this horse shit, and we have a good kid. BUT MUH FREEDUMZ

>>23885091
1) what you're describing is a perfect way to create Stockholm syndrome in a child

2) all of those answers are pretty easy to answer and not hugely uncomfortable "Breakfast and lunch are friends who take care of the tower for us while we do other things".

On top of that none of it is suggesting we let Selene roam around the cave and I have no idea where you're getting the idea from.

3)A child's love and respect for their parents is never reliant on the parent knowing everything, it's based on the parent taking care of them and spending time with them.

As for why she needs other people, social skills require practice and practice doesn't work particularly well if it's done with a tiny population like we have, at the very least watching others communicate would help a hell of a lot especially where she's a dryad.

>>23885182
Is...Is that it for this thread? Seriously? We fucked up Tai Chi and had a shower.

>>23885131
Shrug, most arguments are us killing time when we expect a decent lag between posts. Anywho, thanks for running this FemCOCK, take care.

>>23885169
Not 100% speculation. Goodly portions of it are also "my cultural expectations > your cultural expectations".

>>23885121
This equates to "you guys all wrong" which isn't an argument. Feel free to elaborate though.

>>23885150
>We care about Selena
But not enough to get her name right, apparently.

>>23884860
Dawww, he thinks we are going on a date.

>>23885220
And are nearly at 240 posts.

>>23885220
thats what happens when these daft cunts waste all the time arguing pointlessly in circles

I have this crazy idea that between the extremes of handing our daughter directly into the hands of known child molestors, and treating her like a lobotomized closet kid who believes in vagina trolls, there is a middle path. On this path we could do things like let her learn information, and then have conversations with her about her questions about this information. All the while keeping her safe, and not letting her leave the tower, because curiously enough not wanting to emotionally and mentally stunt our own child is not equivalent to being a complete idiot who will get them killed. Can we move on now? Christ.

What madness does Petrov have in mind today?

>>23885240
To be fair, the thread wouldn't have moved any faster even if we'd said nothing, because we'd still be waiting on the next Femcock post.

>>23885154
>>23885180
>>23885189
I do this for fun. Stopping writing every fifteen seconds to read another stupid-ass speculative argument post in case it's actually relevant input that would change what I'm writing makes that not fun for me and slows down my capacity to write dramatically. My other option is to just ignore the whole thing, which means I might be ignoring actual relevant posts.

Basically, I'm saying that having a long-ass stupid argument is the fault of you guys at least as much as it is mine. Don't try to foist the blame on me for not writing up a post to shut you guys up soon enough. For fuck's sake.

>>23885260
Yes, they would have. Reading stupid-ass, wildly irrelevant, massively speculative argument posts slows down my writing and making of new posts.

>>23885217
>1) what you're describing is a perfect way to create Stockholm syndrome in a child

Oh please. Do you say the same to parents home schooling their kids?

>2) all of those answers are pretty easy to answer and not hugely uncomfortable "Breakfast and lunch are friends who take care of the tower for us while we do other things".

If she has half a brain from learning from other people, she's going to start putting two and two together.

>3)A child's love and respect for their parents is never reliant on the parent knowing everything, it's based on the parent taking care of them and spending time with them.

And this is part of taking care of her. We have to make sure she doesn't get confused by other people. If she feels we don't have answers, and let's be honest, with BFQ's crowd we have our fair share of mistakes, she's going to go to someone else. And that will be a weakness, an in.

>>23885303
>Oh please. Do you say the same to parents home schooling their kids?
Yes. Homeschooled kids turn out poorly-socialized, poorly-educated, and just plain wrong.

>>23885303
Home schooled kids aren't locked in their houses with their only communication ever coming from their parents.

>>23885273
>>23885284
You could have come down from on high and told us to knock it off it was upsetting you oh so much.

>>23885284
You could always do what some quest runners do and post an "I am now writing" post after a set amount of time.

Then you can ignore any posts that come after it and don't have to worry about whether there's a single valid statement in between the hundred-odd posts of rants and strawmen.

>>23885303
Every home schooled child I have ever met has been socially retarded.

>>23885334
I did. Right here:
>>23885131

>>23885284
Just skim them. I put my actual relevant responses first in a post for this reason. If you announce that people should do that and you'll be ignoring bullshit arguments, that should at least help.

>>23885349
Pretty sure he meant before making it a moot point anyways. Also, you actually didn't, you just said it was stupid. Which I think we all agree on, but we're on 4chan so that's not the same as saying we should stop.

>>23885349
yet it still goes on that guy with a useless argument fetish must have a chafed hand and cock by now.

>>23885348
>>23885316
Seriously? There have been many very successful home schooled people out there in life.

>>23885333
And most home schooling parents aren't in Magic Murder Hogwarts.

>>23885397
Every time someone in these threads says something retarded, or annoys someone else, I have an orgasm.

Soon I will have felt pleasure enough to ascend to my seat at Slaanesh's right hand.

>>23885397
seless argument fetish, now imaging some on masturbating to every Snapple post.

Here's an idea. If people are so concerned that letting Selene watch Sesame Street will somehow lead to her dramatically breaking out of a massively-warded tower into an extremely dangerous cave that she's been extensively warned about both by her family and by Sesame Street which explains the stranger danger concept, you could send her to live with Max's mom instead of leaving her socially retarded by dramatically censoring all of her input!

For fuck's sake, FemCOCK's right, both sides of this fight are fucking stupid.

>>23885487
and so are you for keeping this argument going.

Just let it die.

Milady is a little bit drunk. She's not normally so impatient and confrontational.

>>23885544
I see she got you a personalized trip.

Why are you guys bumping this abortion of a thread.

Rolled 7, 10, 5, 8, 9 = 39

>>23885487
wasn't the plan for her to tend her garden. also fuck the two same fags going back and forth about this shit worse than snapping necks, fucking Dad , fertilizer, heart of power, max leather exct.. fuck them with razors

>>23885544
no she has every right to be, also please post more you input is interesting.

>>23885544
I see, thanks for the heads up, I was worried we had the makings of a ragequit on our hands.

>>23885544
We did go way off arguing about something unrelated to what was actually going on, too.

>>23885428
at this rate you will take his/her throne

>>23885544
And she couldn't post that herself because...?

>>23885561
I made it using the same program. I was hoping to end up with one with the exact same pattern, but close enough.

>>23885573
I still post anonymously when I'm not just lurking.

>>23885567
Good point.

>>23885544
I wish she would do it a little more often. This shit is fucking ridiculous.

>>23885575
Well, if she feels entirely helpless when people have an argument in her thread and won't post, she's not going to have a good time.

All she had to say was 'Okay, that's enough.'

>>23885606
She's already in bed. She doesn't have much alcohol tolerance.

>>23885610
>I still post anonymously
Are you part of the arguments?

>>23885750
Nope. I got the impression that a lot of people who normally participate were lurking instead. It seemed like not many voices were actually in the argument, they were just participating loud and fast.

>>23885613
I thought god damn Fate/Stay Again had a lot of arguing, but no, this quest takes the cake by a landslide.

>>23885824
I stay out of the arguments and browse other threads when they happen. So you're right about me.

>>23885824
You would be correct. It's gotten to the point where I just read and roll. I don't want to deal with the fucking idiots that pollute this quest on a daily basis. I play vidya and drop in every thirty to forty minutes. It's gotten insufferable dealing with some of the idiots. The quest is going great, but the people participating are driving me nuts.

>>23886418
I almost feel like its the same two people or something, because I do pretty much the same thing, save the odd suggestion.

>>23885273
True fax telling us we are being dumb may help but that would get old fast so IDK.
>>23885284
I was not actively cognizant of that but it makes sense.
>>23885347
this may work
>>23885544
she dose have a point there is lots of stupid here.

>>23886418
You can reply to FemCOCK without bothering to read other people's suggestions, you know.

Catgirl, if you're still around, please let your lady know when she wakes up that, while we apologize, the arguing comes from passion. And that passion would not exist without a story that we're emotionally engaged in.
Even if the arguing is stupid, it's a testament to her writing and ability that so many people care so much in the first place.

>>23885636
D'aww, a teetotaller.

>>23885284
Good to know.

In case any of you are still here in this thread, Milady will be continuing tonight after she gets back from her chemistry lab.

>>23891582
Thanks. Say, you know, you always could...

>>23891784
I would want to run another Liz session if I did that, which would make Milady upset. She wants to see how you guys handle the tutoring session with Pierre.

>>23891825
I was honestly mostly joking. That said, running the night in paris from Liz's perspective would be fun.