>>23792422

Well, I said I would be here, and so I am.
Oh, and your OP used Marisa's name twice, haha.

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>oh, i left it out.
>what do?

>>23792528

It was mentioned in the last thread, which we failed to archive, so i will suggest we take a look at those aforementioned stained glass windows. Should be interesting.

Previous thread for reference and newbies: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23772524/

Follow while lagging behind to examine the stained glass.

>>23792567
Oh, and i totally left that out of my OP as well. Wonderful job, so professional!

>take a look at the stained glass windows

Staring up at the castle, you notice that every single window in sight is decorated with an ornate, stained glass plate. The highest are almost indistinguishable from down where you are, but you can clearly see several others.
The most prominent design appears to be the pane above the main entrance that Gwain is striding towards.

Examining it, you can see that it depicts a battle between a pair of Entwined and imposingly large Shadow. The two are dwarfed by the creature's size, but their facial expressions are serene and confident as they oppose the beast.

You cannot identify the pair, but it seems obvious that they are famous, important or both, judging by the prominence of their window, and its size.

While you are gazing upon the window, Stahl, Marina and the others gather their bags and begin to follow Gwain. As they pass you, Stahl gives you a tap on the shoulder, and drops your bag next to you. "Hey, thanks!", you tell him, and he flashes a quick thumbs up.
Picking up your bag, you hurriedly follow the others, and step into the Academy.

The halway you enter is as ornate as the exterior, and bright, oil light lamps flank each side. Tapestries of Knights and Channels decorate the walls, and you and the others oogle them as you walk past.

Following the others, you enter an enormous, fantastically huge hall. Long, long tables take up most of the space in the hall and their benches are filled with students. Glancing upwards, you see that the celling of this grand room is decorated with fantastical images of the constellations. Around you, you can see other students, (all who look as impressed as you do) being bustled into the hall by various teachers.

Gwain whispers to your and your friends, "Take your seats. The Headmistress and Master are about to speak!" Hurriedly, the six of you take your places at FIELD TOO LONG

>>23792830
>FIELD TOO LONG

Oh dear.

>>23792830
nearest table, and sit down. Looking to the front of the room, you see a grand, wooden podium. From one of the nearby staff tables, you can see two figures stand up, and as they near the podium their features become clear.

The man is tall, but slightly stooped over and wears a rather silly, large, floppy wizard hat. The woman beside him frowns, and seems to be all business. She is outfitted in a suit of heavy plate armor, and a rapier hangs at her side.

After several moments of silence, her voice booms out. "Welcome, students, to the Academy! This will be your home for the next four years, and you will be expected to try your very hardest. You will be tested! Your endurance, willpower and strength pushed to the brink. This is not a silly grammar school." Silence falls again, and you can see your fellow students grimacing and looking a little afraid of the draconic woman. Then, the silence is broken by the Headmaster. "That being said, this does not mean the Academy isn't a place for fun. Many of you will live the best years of your lives here, and you're expected to have as good a time as possible, and bond with your fellow students. Are there any questions?"

>wat do

Rolled 24

ask if they have seagulls

>>23792991
"How long until we get to practice combat?"

>>23792991

Ask those around us about the Headmistress and Headmaster.

Also, I would like to know about the gulls, so second the other suggestion.

Rolled 1

>>23792991
Ask if music is allowed

Rolled 21

raise hand, ask what basic rules are.
>all dis harry potter

What if two Channels pair up? POWER OVERWHELMING?

>>23793074
They both get killed while attempting to cast a spell.

Rolled 30

>>23793042
seconding this.

>>23793042

Changing vote, Id rather not get thrown out.

Rolled 99

>>23793132

>>23793143
Welp.

>>23793143
Looks like we have a winner.

Wait, is this seriously Magical-Girl-on-Female-Knight Lesbian Quest? And I thought Blatant Fetish Quest was bad...

Your mind is filled with questions of every single sort, but as you raise your hand, two primary ones come to mind. Luckily, the Headmaster seems to have noticed you, and points in your direction. "You, yes you!" He calls out in an excited manner.
Trying to muster as much courage as you can, you raise your voice. "What are the basic school rules, sir? And, um...well, are there seagulls?" You blush almost immediately after saying this, and mentally barate yourself for saying something so silly. To your surprise, however, the Headmaster and a few other students chuckle. In a kindly manner, the man responds. "Rules will be explained when you reach your dorms, and as for seagulls, well, yes, I admit I may have seen a few around campus."

Breathing a sigh of relief, you lower your hand. Mere seconds later, a deluge of servants enters the room, each bearing a plate loaded with food. They place their delicious packages before each student, and you look down to see delicious roast chicken, sweet potatoes and a hunk of buttered bread. Grinning, you dig in, eating as fast as you can. In minutes, you find yourself engaged in an eating competition with Stahl, who is beating you handily.
Marisa makes a face at the two of you, but Marina cheers you both on, and seems to be getting quite the kick out of it.

Around a half an hour later you finish your rather early dinner, and look up at the other students around the hall. Most are chatting with each other, and it seems like people are making friends fast.

>what do?

>>23793326
Nope. We're a dude despite people trying their damndest to make a girl with a package.

>>23793326
Tom Jones on Female knight quest

>>23793347
Wander around the grounds. Nothing is as exciting finding new grounds to explore.

>>23793356
Ah, my bad. Between the opening picture and skimming the opening and seeing the words magical powers, I jumped to conclusions. Now its just a bad dating sim instead of a really bad dating sim.

>>23793347
Ask him if seagulls are seacreatures

>>23793388
Or if they are gulls. Very important to know

>>23793388
Of course they'e sea creatures.

Rolled 42

>>23793347
Time to see what Weiss can really do.
Are gulls sea creatures?

Rolled 96

>>23793347

I want to hear what people have to say about the Headmaster and Headmistress. They must have some history worth hearing.

>>23793460
I swear I am not cheating.

Rolled 27

>>23793448
seconded

Rolled 18

>>23793448
We need to know what seagulls is seacreatures

>>23793529
People are going to start questioning our sanity due to the obsession with seafaring birds.

>>23793552
Fuck them, they can hide from our knowledge for all I care.

So OP, is this quest going to focus more on the adventuring, or on the school?

>>23793583
We could always ask Weiss.

>>23793596

Shit, why didnt we think of that? I still stand behind my suggestion, but lets ask Weiss every question about seagulls we can think of at some point, so we can move on.

Turning your head this way and that, you look for an older student; hopefully someone you might be able to ask about the Headmaster & Mistress. Sitting at the table directly behind you, you can see a group of older students chatting amongst themselves. In the center of the group is an exceptionally tall girl with her black hair done up in a bun. Her facial features are rugged, and she looks like she could easily take you in a fight. Nervously, you tap her on the shoulder.

The girl turns to you and smiles. "Hiya, new kid! What's on your mind?" Your heart stops beating. Thank god, you've found a nice one. Clearing your throat, you speak up. "Could you tell me about the two Heads? They seem like they've got quite a history." Your new acquaintance cocks her head, but nods. "Sure thing, what do ya wanna know?"

Rolled 5

>>23793652
Tell me everythign about... seagulls.

>>23793591
>about 50/50, I hope.

Oh, and apologies for my pace. I'm doing about 4 things at once, unfortunately.

Rolled 69

>>23793652
"Why does the woman look like a hardass, and is the dude as cool as he seems to be?"

Didn't forget the dice this time.

>>23793652
"So, uh..which one tops in bed?"

"Seriously, though, what's their claim to fame?"

Rolled 73

>>23793679
second

Rolled 45

>>23793679
"Are they sea creatures?"

>>23793700
>>23793698
>>23793679
>SO RANDUMB EKHS-DEEE *HOLDS UP SPORK*

Rolled 70

>>23793743
you have no idea how unfortunately not random it is

Rolled 6

>>23793695

Okay, this.

Be back real quick, late dinner. Work is suffering.

>>23793809
Fuck now we need something else to argue over.

>>23793809

About to do the literal same thing, so works for me.

In the mean time, I am sure the Gulls have stuff to say.

Rolled 48

>>23793837
Seagulls are sea creatures. Anyone who says otherwise doesn't know jack about seagulls.

Rolled 14

>>23793837
What should our first act of adventuring be?

>>23793856
The study of Gulls

Rolled 82

>>23793856
Slay the feathered leviathan S'aea Gull

So from what I'm getting our character is completely insane and obsessed with sea gulls.

Rolled 77

ok i went to wikipedia, they are considered seabirds, however are the least specialized and rarely venture out to sea

>>23793932
And it used gull at every mention didn't it. Checkmate

Rolled 75

>>23793962
why yes it did

Rolled 45

>>23793932
They're still seacreatures.

>>23793990
Creatures of the Sea.

We should've been a Seagull knight, wielding a +5 vorpal lunchtray.

Rolled 7

>>23794080
But the lunchtray is the weapon of villains!

>>23794080
with the voice of Tom Jones
Are we missing anymore references from last thread

Rolled 27

>>23794106
not the voice, the sex appeal of Tom Jones

First I started the Tom Jones thing, then I started the seagull debate.
I am a danger to this entire quest.

>>23794080
I still think that, if given the option, one of our hold-out spells should be summoning a lunchtray to beat people with.

Rolled 91

>>23794122
I bet you got hit with a lunchtray too, didn't ya?

>>23794122
Don't worry it could have been worse. We could have been a cuntboy and a channel

>>23794122
Did one of the jocks sensually caress your androgynous ass in high school?

Rolled 7

>>23794122
sorry but i gave in to the Tom Jones

Rolled 4

Rolling will against Tom Jones.

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>>23794122
relevant

>>23794230
IT'S SPREADING!

>>23794230
Lies, they serve a fault prophet

>>23794230
what the fuck /tg/. most of the time you're so damn cleaver. but sometimes, so, SO, fucking dumb.

y. y u do dis?

Rolled 50

>>23794230
yes YES ALL MY YES

>>23794277
No, that's from three days ago.

>>23794230
Heh I remember that.

Someone wanted to take the power to control sea creatures and use seagulls as pickpockets and thieves.

Marina is best knight we can get

>>23794313
Its like this nigga can't wait through the bonding to get that sweet Anna pussy

>>23794329

Gentlemen, gentlemen, I am sure all the girls are fine.

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>>23794335
Fuck you Chrom, Sleepybutt is best. Don't make me cut you.

>>23794335
But none of them are as fine as our nigga Weiss.

Rolled 69

>>23794335
and remember there are like way more girls in the school than those three

>>23794352
Said it before, I'll say it again.

Fucking books is unpleasant and gives some of the most powerful post-wank shame imaginable.

>>23794348

Do you know who I am, do you recognize this name?

I know waifus. And through the vast folds of the unknowable multiverse, everyone is best girl.

>>23794382
Fucking Neutrals

>>23794379
WHY did you fucking do that man? Christ. How did you even reach orgasm half chubbed?

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>>23794382
K.

>>23794410
I don't know. I can still orgasm without getting fully erect.

One time I even pushed my dick into my pelvis and 'fingered' it until I came.

They aren't particularly pleasurable, but it works. Kinda.

>>23794382

Do note, once we choose one, I go become MONOGAMY MAN, SLAYER OF INFIDELITY.

I am neutral for now because waifu wars derail and we should be neutral until we know more about the girls.

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>>23794445
Aaaand there's my cue to leave.

Lillian? Best of luck to you. You're going to need it.

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>>23794451

>>23794445
Like fully in or something? Did it stay in place? Everything about you scares and intrigues me.

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>>23794445
I want to know more but I don't.

>>23794451
I'm with you here. Honestly we should try and choose a male partner just to keep away from waifu shit.

>>23794504
>Implying husbando shit ain't just as bad.

>>23794514
It's the lesser of the two evils.

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Rolled 95

>>23794476
We're not fucking a book, I hope.

At least not in its default form, Were fucking magic.

>>23794522
You clearly weren't in the threads that involved a bunch of anons fawning over big meaty orc cock.

>>23794493
Yea, fully in. If I had put a bandaid over it it would look like I had no penis.

>>23794504

Believe me, both roads can be just as bad. We just try to keep things as civil as possible, it is all anyone can do.

>>23794529
I support the notion of magically changed book lovin'.

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I hope OP gets back soon because this thread is going down a dark road.

>>23794533
Wow, I'm just going to pray real quick and repent all I've done wrong.

>>23794554
Agreed.

Im waiting till OP gets back, later guys.

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Rolled 85

>>23794554
We've been left on our own several times and it has always ended in inanity.

>>23794542
I'm not saying anything, I'm just... putting our options out.

Rolled 10

what is wrong with us?

>>23794663
Well I fucked a history book, some dude got his androgynous ass fondled and nose busted, and we all have some unhealthy obsession with seagulls.

>>23794663
I direct you to >>23793917

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Rolled 100

We can Try to excuse the seagull shit in that when our protag gets nervous he starts talking about seagulls but even then...

Having a little trouble finding another Friendly Hairbunned senpai, but here's a no nonsense head.

>HAHA I'M IN MY ELEMENT!

Rolled 90

>>23794684
but does it have to be this way?

>captcha: ceshabs magic

WHO IS CESHABS AND WHY ISNT HE SHARING HIS MAGIC?

>>23794836

Well, now we have seagull-phobia.

While OP is out, what kind of backstory do we come up with to explain it?

>>23794889
One time when he was at the beach he fell asleep and someone put bread between his asscheeks.

You can't even imagine.

>>23794889
Our Artificer dad was working on a gear work creation. Unfortunately it went on a rampage and came into our room as we slept, so a small child work up to a clockwork, red-eyed, and menacing bird staring him down.

Well, that took 5 ever. Back, finally. Lets do this!

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Rolled 30

>>23794836
Huh, having a legitimately harder time finding something for our new cool friend, that's never happened before.

Can never get enough man mages

>>23794916

Ha, I love this.

>>23794956
Its been too long. We did horrible things. Please bring us peace

>>23794956
Ask Weiss if seagulls are sea creatures.

Rolled 10

>>23795147
yes yes yes

>>23795147
If Weiss says no then we know he isn't to be trusted and we should use him for tinder,

Before you can stop to think for a second, you blurt it out. "So, uh, who's on top?" As the words leave your mouth you cringe as you watch the older girl's eyes bulge. She spews the mouthful of water she'd just swallowed across the table. "Bahahahaha! My god, kid, you've got quite a pair. Wasn't expecting that from a new kid!" She slaps you on the shoulder, and it feels like a hammer blow. "The name's Constance, by the way. And you are?"
smiling at the titan of a girl, you respond in like. "I'm James Thompson. Really though, what's their story?"
Pursing her her lips, Constance furrows her brow. "It's a bit of a chore to separate truth from fiction, but the story goes those two built this place. It's 1000 years old, you know! Us Entwined live longer than normal folk, but that'd be absurd by any means. Still, they're the most powerful pair of Entwined ever. At least, that I know about." Constance finishes her speech with a dramatic flourish, and a mock bow.

"Wow!" You ghasp, amazed. "That's amazing!" Constance nods the afermative, and picks up her dishes. "Hey, see ya around kid, allright?" She waves enthuseastically as she walks away.

Looking around, you can see that everyone seems to be putting up their plates. On the other side of the hall you can see Gwain guiding a line of kids up some stairs. "First year dorms this way! All first years over here!"
Stahl, Marina and the rest of the new students seem to be scraping their plates clean and heading over to Gwain.

>vat do?

Rolled 92

>>23795316
Go exploring campus.

Rolled 36

>>23795351
We are not ditching before we find our room. That's asking for trouble.

Rolled 62

>>23795316
follow the others dont want to get a shitty bed!

Rolled 43

>>23795316
Go to our dorm

Rolled 46

>>23795316
>gulls

Rolled 15

>>23795316
Head to the dorms, naturally. Don't want to miss the rules rundown and wind up getting in trouble every other day for shit we didn't know we weren't supposed to be doing.

Can we use illusion magic? If so, when they split the boys from the girls, disguise ourselves as a girl and go with them instead. Infiltrate! Gather intel!

Rolled 76

>>23795389
Bad anon. No shenanigans. We're a good student.

Besides, like the bitches aren't already all over us.

Rolled 48

>>23795316

Yes, lets insinuate ourselves with the girls group. Shenanigans, and so on.

Rolled 90

>>23795351
Seconding the exploration. It like you guys don't want to have some alone time while someone else explains the rules.

Rolled 21

>>23795615
When, not if, -when- this decision gets us into the shit, I'm blaming you.

Rolled 89

>>23795615
Going exploring right now is a terrible, terrible idea. Save it for once we know where our dorm is and what to avoid doing where faculty can see us.

Rolled 63

>>23795351 here. I'd like to change my vote to go with the crowd and meet back up with Gwain.

Rolled 70

>>23795316
I vote for exploration.

Go to the dorms.

For a moment you consider splitting off from the crowds and going off on your own, but then you think better. Getting in line, you stand behind Anna, who gives you a quick frown. "I think she likes me!", you loud-whisper to Stahl, who's right in front of her in line. He cracks up and shoots you a grin. Anna mutters under her breath, but doesn't seem too upset.
As you near the rubbish bin, Anna turns to you. Without a word she grabs your plate and scrapes it clean. Before you can wipe the shock off your face she's walking away, her long legs quickly distancing her.

"What a strange girl...", you trail off, still confused. Shruging, you follow her and the other students up the stairs. With Gwain at the lead you are led up several flights, and finally into a large common room. The space is quite big, but nowhere near the scale of the dinning hall. The floor is covered by a sumptous, dark red carpet, and couches, tables and chairs are a plenty. Two large fireplaces blaze each side, dominating the room. To be frank, you think it looks fantastic.

Gwain speaks up, his voice booming. "Boys dormitory is on the right, girls are on the left." The mountain of a man points to two spiral staircases. "Now, you're all old enough to know what men and women get up to. Well, Entwinement can cause some feelings and we won't get in the way of it. That bein' said, keep it on the down low, if yeh please." As Gwain finishes speaking, an astoundingly awkward silence fills the room. Clearing his throat, Gwain continues. "Listen, well, I don't like this more than you do, so I'll make it short. No fightin', no cheatin', and don't go out after curfew. Nice and simple, eh?" Gwain claps his ham sized hands, and turns to leave.
As if on queue, everybody moves. Many other boys and girls head upstairs, but a whole bunch of others begin to mingle in the Common Room. You can see Anna and Marina head up to their dormitory, and Damien to the boys. Stahl appears to be mingling, and Marisa.
>what do?

Rolled 83

>>23795945
Go talk to Marisa and find out about her.

Rolled 23

>>23795945
Follow Anna

Rolled 98

>>23795945
"OH. NOW I GET IT. HE'S TALKING ABOUT SEX!"

Rolled 78

>>23795945
Go catch up with Damien. He hasn't done much talking.

>>23795986
This is going to be hilarious.

Rolled 16

>>23795945

Mingle with the boys, recruit them into expedition into the girls dormitory.

" Guys, I have been struck with the best idea I can remember in all my short years. I am getting into the girl's dorms, and you are helping. Follow me, or be trampled into the dust, but I will see true glory this day!"

>>23796018
That waits until we know everybody better.

Rolled 73

>>23796030

Very well.

>>23795986

This then. The best way to get to know everyone is making an extreme ass of ourselves.

Rolled 55

>>23795986
I also vote for this.

How old are we, again?

Rolled 37

>>23796113
Seventeen.

>>23796119

Honestly, in this quest, I dont even mind the randomness. It adds personality, you guys are great. Usually.

Rolled 94

>>23796069
The reactions will instantly tell us who will make good friends, and who we're going to have to spend our entire life embroiled in a heated rivalry, constantly trying to outdo each other, until we finally face each other in a climactic battle for the ages, and as we stare at each other in the broken ruins of our battlefield, one of us shall be forever named the victor.

And in that moment, we will have forged a stronger friendship than any force in the multiverse.

Rolled 73

Voting to go Full SHIROUdivision instead.

Catch Hagri- I mean Gwain and ask him "Sorry, you lost me at the feelings part, what do you mean?"

Once explained, "I don't follow."

Rolled 24

>>23796140
yep make a joke

Rolled 56

>>23796149
>SHIROUdivision
Fuck's sake, what does that even mean, autocorrect? I meant Shirou.

>>23795986
I vote to board the USS Apparent with Captain Obvious.

Rolled 47

>>23796161
Break the ice with a sledgehammer the size of Rhode Island.

>>23796194

Why stop there? My hammer is the size of Soviet Russia.

>>23796203

Don't drink and trip, kids.

>>23796214

Uhh, yeah. I am bad at this.

>>23796139
Honestly, I just love the idea of a mage, just sitting back and cracking wise while the knight just stands there trying not to let the constant jokes get to them in the middle of a fight.

And of course, the witty one-liners after a fight.

>>23796224
>spell of 27 lightning spears
"would you say that was a *shocking* experience?"

>>23796224

I will admit looking forward to this.

Rolled 42

>>23796224
"Don't worry, you can cut him with your razor wit!"

"GOD DAMN IT SHUT UP AND HELP ME."

Rolled 97

>>23796224
summon a storm of icicles, "was i too cold?"

Rolled 12

>>23796255
"I think he got the POINT of your argument."

"I swear to god I will END you."

>>23796273
"chilling..."

Rolled 4

We shall be the Channel of Puns. Our enemies will not know what's worse, our magic or our jokes.

>>23796280
"Alright, alright, one more.."
"FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST KILL IT"
"Just..wait..this ones gold!"
"FINE JUST OUT WITH IT"
"You ever get that...sinking feeling?"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU-"
>earth opens up, swallows monster whole

>>23796224
You know we absolutely have to pair with Anna to make this work. We'd need her tsun to properly play the straight man to our wisecracking.

Rolled 56

Alright, I'm going to bed. This thread better be here come morning light.

>>23796296

When we channel our puns into spells, and out spells into puns, we become legend.

>>23796308
"Sure made him quake."

>>23796340

Eh, I'll go ahead and archive again, so I dont forget.

>>23796323
It would make her livid. It would be delicious.
Maybe give her rage-fueled armor, since she'd have an abundance of it

>>23796340

For your pleasure, sir.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23792422/

>>23796379
And then just imagine the post-combat angry sex.

With puns sprinkled liberally throughout to keep her rage-tank topped off.

>>23796379
Now we just need to get her measurements and send them to fest old dad.

>>23796463
*Dear

Pfftttt, you gals and guys. Here we go!
Standing still, you pause for a moment, unsure what to do. Once again, your tongue starts moving before the tiny, rational piece of your brain can do anything. Snapping your fingers in comprehension, you speak. "I get it! He was talking about sex!" You finish the damning sentance with an absurdly proud grin.
Silence. People blink, and look at you incredeously. Stahl is the first to break the silence, and guffaws. Seconds later, you hear Marisa let out a rather unladylike snort. The laughter spreads, and people return to their conversations. Even so, you can see a few frowns and piercing stare from the crowd. You forget those however, as the crowd with Stahl heads twoards you, smiling!
"Pheww..." you sigh. That's the second time today you've gotten out of a potential disaster. Joining the crowds, you mingle for a while, trading stories and introductions.
After a while, you see Marina coming down the stairs out of the corner of your eye. Turning youe head, your eyes bulge. Now in a dress, you're able to see much more of the sleepy girl than before. To say she is well endowed would be quite the understatement. "Woah!" You hear Stahl say, and nod your head. "Woah indeed." Giving you a little wave, Marina plops down on the sofa next to a Marisa and the two begin chatting.

>what now?~

>>23796463
Let's ask her brazenly. I don't see how that wont go well.

>>23796507
Ask Stahl how he feels about adventure. We might find a comrade in arms.

Rolled 45

>>23796507
Go fondle Anna in her bed.

Rolled 56

>>23796549
And the roll.

Rolled 95

>>23796507
I don't really know, I never planned this far, usually it all falls apart by now.

I, uh, ahh...TALK TO THE FEMALE

Rolled 25

>>23796507

Join in conversation with Marina and Marisa, and lets bring our bro Stahl, perhaps he can wingman like the bro he seems to be.

" Hey Marina, Marisa. Marina, your ch-dress looks lovely tonight."

>>23796570
Maybe we can discuss our forte. The gulls of the sea.

>>23796507
Go up to the girls and say "o hei. Didn't get to know you too well, since you were napping" to Marina. Making contact with her face eyes, not her boobs.

O. And compliment their appierences too.

I'm in fucking stitches. I love all of you people.

>>23796604

I am of the fervent belief "The Talk" in this world is referred to as telling your kids about "The Gulls and the Sea".

>>23796627
>You gotta dip your beak in the water a few times before you get a mouthful of fish.

Rolled 56

>>23796618
face eyes yes and tell her how beautiful then are, then turn to stahl and compliment his eyes as well

Rolled 16

>>23796507
Grope Anna

Rolled 32

>>23796654
no bad anon

>>23796654
We wanna irritate her tsun to hook her dere, not get killed outright...

>>23796507
I actually dying. Ya'll are killing me. For the record next post 'll probably be my last, as it's late and my head's getting all woozy.
>captcha: grumpy surfl

Ask Marina if she likes our pillow

>>23796733

It was a loan, the selfish bitch.

I mean, yeah, what he said.

>>23796696
/tg/ board is cleverest board. And it's a right problem when your surfls are grumpy, almost as bad as when
>iwasedu Tarry

Rolled 83

Quick hi to the girls then upstairs to bed!

>>23796733
Lets hope she likes it.

Rolled 99

>>23796796
Rollango unchained for this fellow.

>>23796796
Well you're no fun.

>>23796834

Well, that's dreadfully boring...

Rolled 78

>>23796834
Booooo we should hve fondled someone

Rolled 43

>>23796892
There's still time. Keep rolling.

>>23796905

Please do, I already did, and I have integrity.

Rolled 6

>>23796796
Oh come on! It's still early in the evening, we're not going to bed yet.

Marina's actually awake and talkative now, we should take advantage of that.

Rolled 97

We should talk to Marina using the conversation options already discussed. Not go to bed.

>>23796957

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

I hope my dialogue gets used, haha!

Rolled 36

>>23796957
Yeah, bed is dumb. Not interesting, not even sensible in-character given the time of day.

Unless Marina's not the only sleepyhead in this quest...

Rolled 46

ask her about music! if Tom Jones exists in this world tell her how awesome he is

>>23796997

You are persistent and I admire that, despite myself/

Rolled 48

>>23797008
i mean gave in i short for gave in to the Tom Jones afterall

With every bit of false confidence you can muster you stide up to the two women. As you approach, they drop their conversation and smile at you, expectantly. "Hello, lovely ladies!" You say in your suavest tones. To your complete and utter surprise Marisa's cheeks turn rose, and Marina giggles. Quickly composing herself, Marisa folds her hands primly in her lap. "And what may we expect the pleasure of, Mr. Thompson?" The effect is rather ruined, however, by Marina, who waves wildly and grins. "Hiya, James! I can translate for you if you want!"
Marisa splutters and coughs. (although it sounds very much like a ill-concealed laugh to your ears.) Casually, you place your arm on the side table and reply. "Oh, nothing much! I think I'll be heading up to dorms to set up my stuff. Of course, I realized I couldn't leave without saying goodbye to the two lovliest ladies in the room!" You finish your not-so-subtle flirting with a wolfish grin.
Marina giggles, and it sounds like hundreds of tiny bells. "You're shameless James! Shoo! Off with you!" She slaps your shoulder, but you can tell it is in jest. As you turn to leave, Marisa speaks up. "G-goodbye, James." Her tone is much more subdued and you can't help but grin to yourself as you climb the stairs, leaving two rapidly reddening girls. Turning, you call out: "I'll be right back! Try not to run off while I'm gone!" And with that, you spring up the stairs, an excited smile on your face.

>I think this is where we'll leave off for now, expect more tomorrow, and earlier.

<3 ya'll, goodnight!

>>23797166
>stide
>stride, even.

>>23797166

Its been a pleasure, you shall see me there, barring unforeseen consequences or my Black Crusade group going over.

Thanks for all your work!

Hey guys, if you enjoyed the thread be sure to up it on the Archive, don't want to be culled.

>>23797166
I look forward to exploration tomorrow.

Rolled 50

>>23797166
there was a startling lack of Tom Jones here

>>23797286

I somehow think Tom Jones will come up, somehow.

Rolled 98

>>23797406
He damned well better