Holy hell! This shit isn't over yet?You damn right!Now, this episode is late, based largely around the new characters and combat and is the first episode in MONTHS, so feel free to treat it as a catch up session or a Q & A to a degree.
Oh my god it's alive.
>>23791694Wow. Is this happening?
Lets do this.
I am <rolls d6, checks result> excited!
For the Emperor!
Sorry for being late, to those of you on the mailing list. Storm last night effed my plans up a little.I had to draw three new character sprite sets, as well as new enemies for this one, so we wont get to our next location just yet. But as its been a while anyways, now's a good chance to catch up and refresh on aspects of the game.After this, I should be back to a monthly update, fingers crossed.And hey, thanks for being patient.
EVERYDAY IS FUCKING WONDERFUL WHEN YOU'RE BOONE!
Holy fuck. It lives.
FUCKING HELL YES
Hot damn, Boone Quest.
>>23791732Nothing can stop the Boone train! It can only be temporarily delayed!
Now, I endevoured to get this out in advance, because the new characters are a little complex, but to those of you who missed it, here's a quick rundown of what's what with these guys.It may be a handy reference for the rest of the episode.
>>23791911It can, however, jump the rails. Hope we make it to Admech city.
>>23791932He mentioned it on his page: he appreciates it, but doesn't think it means that much on their part.
Aww shit son, in on the ground floor.
The "Boone Quest" art looks like Mark Shallow's work.Is Boone from something he did? If not, where did this come from?
>>23791947Exact words:"I don't think one Fantasy Flight writer acknowledging that they've read my shit necessarily makes anything I do canon (most of it really is too sugary) but I am absolutely satisfied all the same. It is more than I deserve or could have hoped for."
>>23791963The 'Lexus noggin, you name dropping twit.
What is it with female commissars being all the raege these days?
>>23791928Raege takes careful "aime" when using her gun does she?
link to the archive would be awesome as well, to review the past sessions.
Oh hey, Bonequest! I think I may have missed the last episode, any chance you could link to the previous one for those of us who're too lazy to look through Sup/tg/?
>>23792011He's mentioned a couple times that he's dyslexic.
>>23792032I'm just taking the piss.
>>23791928Does Boone have a condom in her inventory?
Archives here:http://nepeta.mozai.com/stories/BooneQuest/Here's your current status screen also.Lastly, a refesher on your own powersSPECTRAL HANDS: Anything Boone can see, that she could move with her hands, she can move with her mind. Pretty basic stuff. Range is about 30 metres. May be sustained with successful PSYCHIC tests without spending another PSY POINT, unless you fail. Then the object drops (say for example you were using SPECTRAL HANDS to move a dangerous substance for more than one screen. Threshold 10.TELEPATHY: Allows you to read the surface thoughts of a character. They are generally not aware of this. Threshold 10HEAL: You close the surface wounds of a character of your choice. Heals 20% of their maximum health per casting. Less effective on the heavily mechanized Threshold 7FLASHBANG: A support skill. If Boone uses FLASHBANG during a battle then her team members get a free attack in addition to the round that just played. Theoretically, as long as Boone keeps casting FLASHBANG, opponents will never get a chance to hit back. Threshold 6To do psychic rolls: 1d10+58's or 9's mean pheomena, due to the psy-hood's upgrade also weakening the veil slightly.However, rolling an 8 will never escalate to perils.
IT IS TIME FOR BOONE QUESTAH HUEAH HUEAH HUE HUE HUE HUE
Rolled 6>>23792078A 20% chance of phenomena? This is the best item ever!
Before anything else, take a quick moment to express relief that Raege is alright! Then professionalism. We did just watch like thirty guys just get ruined.No hugs yet, sadly.
>>23792013I thought jur genna like puns like that.Anyone else noticed the puns in Duty Calls? Like the convent being on a plateau called Gavarone, making the sisters the Nuns of Gavarone. Also Florn Cakes
Rolled 8>>23792078Hold in our nosebleed and our pocket spaghetti and debrief.
>>23792132Who is she trying to get lucky with?
Rolled 10>>23792240Hey, you never know when you might get attacked by a rampaging banana daemon.
>>23792301That's a good point, I guess.
>>23792240Fairly certain it's just to keep the gun barrel watertight. American and French troops in Vietnam used condoms to seal off their gun barrels.
RAEGE gives you a look over and nods, content that you've been doing rather well given your circumstances. You're very glad you hit the treadmill when you could, also.Is there anything of particular signifigance to your mission you think you should mention to her?
>>23792301Or maybe she hopes for a very peculiar perils of /d/e warp roll?
>>23792379We're dealing with a limited time table, think we have a couple methods of entry to SAPP's compound but want to secure the ADMECH temple .
>>23792379Tell Raege everything. In slow. Sensual. Detail. Getting ever closer.
>>23792240Many/most items in the game have no set use, and are up to the player to find a use for, if there even is one.Some people have seen the CONDOM as a hat tip to another, far more beloved quest and, while this isn't intentional, I'm fine with that.
Holy Shit! I thought Boone Quest was dead!
>>23792379Mention that it's not just genemodding that Sapp's people are up to, but xenotech usage and maybe Warp-related nonsense, and that just because her pet psyker isn't going to target US, he made no such promises about the rest of the party.Also the sniper we can call in once per session.
>>23792379Can you actually brief in full? I mean, either you fill someone in or you just give them a brief summary, surely.
>>23792379Tell her succinctly of what happened since we got here. The sapp problem, Sapp's abilities, and the fact that while we can't know for sure, it's likely that she'll be our biggest threat once we get to her. She might not be a giant mecha monster techpriest or a powerful psyker, but she's the highest ranking cultist and that means she'll probably have some warp-based abilities and "gifts" from her traitorous gods. We shouldn't underestimate her.
Rolled 5>>23792379Okay...So, I assume you know about the rogue industrialist. She's been converting soldiers through a heretical serum mix of traitor Astartes and Tyranid genes. She's got two big underlings. The first is a big Heretek guy who's infused with Necron technology. We managed to put him out of commission, but he'll be back. The second is a beta-level psyker, highly unstable.They're planning to contaminate the planet's water supply with the aforementioned serum. We've recruited a number of local forces or fellow Guardsmen to take them down. You took out the bulk of her infantry, so it's down to the enhanced soldiers now.We were just on our way to scavenge some supplies from an Admech facility. Then you showed up.
>>23792476Beats me. Heard it on Life on Mars.
>>23792439No. Dick growth.That stuff is boring vanilla shit.
>>23792516>>23792516On Mars you say? Must be a Tech Priest thing. Probably can do a full report briefly in binary.
>>23792448Okay. I'm new to Boonequest, so I just wanted to make sure that I know what's going on.
>>23792478>>23792508One thing you say causes the Commissar some confusion.
>>23792688"The guy's part toaster, they always get back up"
>>23792688necron magic.they don't have to explain how it works, we don't have to either.
>>23792688We have a reliable source.
Rolled 8>>23792688He's got his schematics backed up on a computer in the bowels of this place. Long as it's around, he'll keep coming. We once abandoned him briefly, and a few hours later he was fifty meters tall.We've damaged it, but we need to feed it some codes to shut it down outright. That's why we're scavenging.Incidentally, do you have any trading cards?
>>23792688Theres a machine down in the mines that sorta...re-animates him. We haven't shut it down completely as we still need codes. Hoping to find the last we need at the ADMECH temple. Unless she knows the stats of those comissar trading cards...
>>23792742Raege nods, and reaches into her coat.
>>23792829Hey, how about with a picture this time, eh?
You got a COMMISSAR COLLECTOR CARD
Rolled 9>>23792922Flip it flip it flip it
and the back
>>23792922Those are some damn sexy shades he's got there.
>>23792922Time fer huntin' gneretics.
Rolled 3>>23792954Commbead Leo, tell her OVRH is 66.
>>23792954Wait, since when was Raege disgraced? Or is this something that everyone except me knows and by asking this I'm making a fool of myself?
Rolled 5>>23793026Had a nervous breakdown, murdered 170 of her own soldiers and lost the battle in the process. This was about fifty years, several friendships, and a lost shoulder ago, so she's mostly peachy now.
>>23792983LEOKADIA sadly informs you that the code doesnt seem to work.
>>23793097Oh, huh. I never got that memo. Dayum.
Rolled 2>>23793137Try variants of 19812.
>>23793137Code is 2.
>>23793137The Imperium is using the metric system.They measure distances in kilometers and all.
>>23793199So does the US military.
>>23793168That gets the desired result! Nice work!
>>23793208>>23793199This is true, sorry. Doops
Mr C, can you do more cheesecake of Boone and Rage? Have some Raege ala Muju, people would love to see you try your hand at it.
>>23793208And all the rest of this planet, except for Thailand, Liberia and the USA.
>>23793313I imagine I will, at some stage, but it's not really my forte.
>>23793313THIS THIS THIS
>>23793329I'm guessing Liberia uses the Imperial System like us, but what does Thailand use?
SO ANYWAY BACK TO THE MATTER AT HAND, I guess we head to the mechanicus temple/shrine/place/thing?
Rolled 8>>23793478Enough with measurement systems and pornography! We're going to the temple!More time for pickup lines that way.
>>23793478Raege grabs your hand and breaks into a brisk jog. LOCKE and TOULLEMONDE follow.
Rolled 2>>23793547>Raege grabs your handTry not to blush.Fail miserably.
Roll a d20 for your first random encounter!
Rolled 2I really hope that it's some level two Sapp freaks for Raege and Tollemonde to mulch.
>>23793547>stay close to meGO IN FOR THE HUG
Rolled 5>>23793639No!What are we, some common fangirl? We shall hug her when the time is right, and no other!capcha: ntsvlek friendsMore than that, capcha. So much more.
>>23793547We must totally hide all close behind her so we run into her when she stops.
>>23793721I...I'm sorry...it's just been so long.
Rolled 10>>23793789Indeed it has, friend. The roll is:>>23793623Let's see what shows up.
>>23793789Good things to those who wait, etc.We've come a long way since the start of the quest, don't have to lean on Raege so much.
A nice low roll!Looks like all you have is some INFECTED WORKERS to deal with. A warm up of sorts.I'm rolling initiative over here, I encourage you to do also.I'll also need you to roll a seperate d6 to determine RAEGES action.All others, you may choose.
Rolled 17 + 1>>23793947Call in a sniper shot for starters. Everyone else, charge or shoot.
Rolled 5Now I'll actually roll...
Rolled 1Now rolling for Raeges accuracy
>>23793947What kinda work were they doing with crowbars.Hot-shot las.I want to see some LUMEN BLAST.Toullemonde, chop.Raege, random action.
Rolled 13 + 1>>23794019Is that a hit? Tell me that's a hit. That should be a hit.
>>23793965>>23793973>>23793985>>23794019You have initiative!RAEGE fires a burst from her AUTOPISTOL, but the shots go wild (25% chance to miss = rolling a1 on a d4) She curses bitterly.Fortunately, these guys aren't really up to much, and LOCKE, TOULLEMONDE and KLONA (the sniper) have them shut down pretty fast.
>>23794245My god, he's WOLVERINE!
Rip n' tear Raege! Rip n' Tear!
raege confirmed for being an ork.she does whatever she wants, brings the dakka out, misses every shot. ork.
>>23794254Was not expecting that.Concealed blades + Autosanguine...
Rolled 11>>23794265I think we killed 'em already.Rollan for next encounter!
>>23794265There's nothing left to rip and tear!She seems disappointed in herself for failing to look cool in front of you.Now, here is a good time to ask the GM any other questions or things you may have forgotten or missed.ORYou can roll your next random encounter, because today is an extra long combat session.(sorry if thats emphatically not your bag. Combats gonna wind down in later sessions, and I wanted to give the impression of a dangerous mission)
>>23794312How many more codes until the giant computer gets shut down for good? One?
Rolled 9>>23794334I think so.
Rolled 8>>23794312Say, "It's okay, Connie. Next time for sure."Ask questions later. Encounter now.
Rolled 19>>23794300CRAP.Looks like a fighter got through! Looks like a sickening mix of imperial and xenos tech!!
Rolled 12 + 1>>23794547Try to snipe and everyone else shoot.
>>23794547Looks like a good time for a flashbang.
>>23794581try rolling the d6 seperately, i think it keeps coming out as a 1
>>23794618Will a flashbang even work on a vehicle?
Rolled 10>>23794627LET'S FIND OUT.
Okay! Looks like we have some solid plans here!But, as the FIGHTER got intitiative, it goes first.It blasts TOULLEMONDE with a LIGHTNING ARC, promptly making his DISPLACEMENT FIELD move him!Roll one more D6
>>23794851Guess no backstab for us.
>>Good quests keepin me up all night err'y night on /tg/ with work in the morning.>>Finally get a night off to go to sleep early.>> BooneQuest returns from half year hiatus.You're killing me fagot. You're LITERALLY KILLING ME.
>>23794851Hoo boy. Fighting a jet, and the guy with the volcano pistol's out of commission.Flashbang, maybe we can crash it.
>>23794618>>23794627>>23794658CRITICAL FLASHBANG!!!CRITICAL FLASHBANG!!!!MAH GAW!You opponent forfeits its next move!and yours is still going!Anything specific for LOCKE?
>>23794950Quarter year. But I'm still really sorry man.
>>23794989Shotgun, for now. Try to plink at it. Raege's chosen option seems to be to jump the thing and rip its guns off, so we should be pretty clear now.
>>23794989shoot it with your lightning bits!
>>23794989LOCKE! HIJACK THAT FIGHTER!
Rolled 15>>23795081Can we do that? Rolling to do that regardless.
>>23794989Don't suppose our snoipa friend could put a shot through the viewport and into the pilot?
>>23795101Well, his sheet does say he specializes in vehicles...
>>23794950Fuck it man, I like Boone Quest more than this job anyways.
>>23795081You! I like you.
>>23795068The shotgun doesn't seem to do much on an armored vehicle, sadly.RAEGE leaps into the air and dismantles the LIGHTNING ARC!The vehicle doesn't get its next turn, so it's back to you!
>>23795101Raege: Interpret "sunder weapon" to "smash cockpit."Boone: Call Klon, shoot the pilot.Locke: Get in.
Rolled 13>>23795225Locke hijack!
>>23795225Let Connie continue to punch it while Boone swoons to her antics. After connie has PF'd it down go and hug her.
>>23795197>>23795114>>23795101>>23795081I wanna encourage this sorta shit!!If you wanna spend about 5 pp, and roll a d100, LOCKE can totall remotely access this fighter!
Rolled 12>>23795282Lets do this!
Rolled 17>>23795282DO EET.
>>23795305Low is good for 40k systems, right? Right?
Rolled 71>>23795305Fuckin /tg/ dice never let us have any fun.
>>23795244You need to ROLL for RAEGES action.Boone can use her turn to call KLONA if you like, though. That'll be your second for this session though.
Rolled 6>>23795282Ill add my power to my fellow dice rollers
Rolled 84>>23795305>>23795312>>23795321Why dice why?
Rolled 4>>23795318I was saying it before the result came in, and Raege's current order was to break a weapon.
>>23795144>>23791319Btw, you should really check out Lamia quest, the writefag is pretty decent, And the premise is excellent.
Rolled 3>>23795424STOP GETTING BAD ROLLS
Rolled 49>>23795437Excuse you?
Rolled 2>>23795437Had a feeling it'd happen.
Rolled 16>>23795476what the fuck
>>23795349RAEGE climbs aboard the FIGHTER's wing and delivers a massive punch to it, bringing it closer.LOCKE begins to charge up!BOONE puts through a COMMBEAD CALL to KLONA, who kills the co-pilot, preventing the vehicle from escaping!
>>23795305Low rolls are indeed good......
Rolled 48>>23795616It shall be ours. The staff car will be avenged.
aaaaaandLOCKE TAKES IT!!!!
>>23795802Connie hug time!
>>23795802SURF AROUND ON THE SPACEBOATLIKE A BOSS
Rolled 23>>23795802Now we fix it up some, so we can ram it into something later.
>>23795833Thirded!For, uh, high ground advantages, and, uh, intimidation.And being lifted up on the prow by the commissar.
>>23795926I come back and now we have a spaceship...Fly onwards if anyone has the pilot skill.
LOCKE lowers the FIGHTER to the ground, upon opening the cockpit, it is revealed that the remaining pilot, fearing capture, has taken his own life.LOCKE says it wont take long to repair any damage, and TOULLEMONDE, as a VOIDBORN can pilot it with ease, as long as its only for a little while (he is not thrilled at the hybrid tech)Its only a two seater, but if LOCKE magnetises himself to the ship (1pp) and you're willing to sit on the RAEGE's lap, you will indeed all fit.You'll have two more random encounters to do, but hey YOU'LL BE IN A SHIP! Open to the idea?
>>23796086You had me at "sitting on Raege's lap."
>>23796086Yes. Very yes.
>>23796086>and you're willing to sit on the RAEGE's lap...Is this some kind of trick?
>>23796086Yes. If only we could be the ones surfing on the outside, so cool.
Rolled 68>>23796086> Two more encounters> In SPAAAAAAAAAAAACEWho wouldn't be, Brolexus?
>>23796086>we got a pilot this session>we got a mechanic this session>the first ship's a two-seaterSign from the Emprah, boys. We ride, and we cop a surreptitious feel in the process.
LOCKE begins fixing the ship, muttering that it's only an atmospheric fighter. He Does what he can to replace the heretical tech with the spare parts he's carrying.RAEGE takes you aside for a quick question.
Alright, so who's the joker who keeps adding nods to /tg/ fanon to the FFG books? I know you're in here. YOU CAN'T HIDE FROM ME!
>>23796250Since when did we have any form of armoured support?
>>23796252What you wanna fight about it?
>>23796279You're damn right I wanna fight about it. /tg/ fanon is great because it has nothing to do with the canon, any attempts to merge or integrate it with the actual canon will only result in tragedy for both sides!
>>23796250Not much. There's a ship in orbit that might be able to support, and the squad's got a few heavy weapons. Honestly, this is the first aircraft we've encountered.
>>23796288Deal with it nerd. I can't wait until you see what I sneaked into the next Black Crusade book.
>>23796086Does he need to magnetise himself to the ship?Hes stripping out and replaceing components.He could easily make a nice slot for himself to fit into.
>>23796250STOP TALKING AND LET ME SIT ON YOUR LAP
>>23796303YOU FIEND! YOU'VE DOOMED IT ALL!
>>23796297She seems incredulous. She encourages you to think carefully.
>>23796423Ohshi- this is the DM going 'are you sure?'.
I honestly don't remember if we do or not. It's been a while. Anyone searching the previous adventures got something?
>>23796423Like, 60-65% sure.
>>23796423...Backing down, backing down...
>>23796423Guys I'm just a drifter but even I know what this means, you'd better get on the ball. Ciao.
>>23796449I don't remember any aircrafts either, but I don't want to displease raege.
>>23796423Sure about no air support or sure about getting in?
>>23796493She said anti-aircraft, you daft fool. Meaning do you have anybody with big guns pointed upwards.
Methinks we should send a quick message to our comrades about our acquisition. In a hopefully discrete way. I'm seriously drawing a blank here on some of the details.
>>23796423Do you know something we don't?
>>23796086Wait, wasn't that Cain?
Rolled 42>>23796423"I..I dunno!"Roll to see if she cries and if so, how hard.
We could paint an Aquila on our new ride.
>>23796423We've got Cuddles and Nada up at a watchtower. They've been doing some, I think.
>>23796446>>23796449>>23796585RAEGE sighs and shakes her head a little.She apologises for testing you, but assures you that she only does it because you need to keep your wits about you to survive. She gives you a little clap on the shoulder and paces away.
>>23796637>>23796658Arrrgh, by two minutes!
>>23796637>>23796658OH, COME ON
Rolled 16>>23796658Rolling to see if we cry, and if so, how hard.
>>23796725No! We're a big girl now. No crying on the battlefield. So we forgot, now we know. Keep this shit in mind, keep our shit together, and get this shit on the road (or in the air, as it were).
>>23796663>>23796668Sorry, that's the issue with having to make frames as i go, I'll miss some posts. Since it was a tricky question (mentioned about 11 months back) and you only JUST missed it, we can do-over.RAEGE requests that you send a TELEPAHY message to CUDDLES to give her a heads up.(I cant seem to delete the other file, sorry)
>>23796658Quietly thank her.BUT THAT WAS TOTALLY WITHIN THE DEADLINE GUYS COME ON
>>23796775Contact Cuddles: "Cuddles, Boon here. Be advised, we've hooked up with Boss Hoss and are now traveling in some very trashy style."
>>23796805You need to make a TELEPATHY rollDifficulty is 10
>>23796775We've captured an enemy fighter, don't shoot the one with the techpriest hanging off the side. Anything come up?
Rolled 1 + 4>>23796841
Rolled 4 + 4>>23796841Mind powers go!
Rolled 6 + 5>>23796841Oh, my bad. Thought that was your deal.rollan d10+5
Rolled 7 + 4>>23796879>>23796853>>23796875...Wait, how does this work? Do we burn three PP and then succeed?
>>23796879Our Willpower bonus is +5.Well, he's the first guy to roll it right, so I say this result.
>>23796879You sucessfully send a message to CUDDLES.LOCKE informs everyone that he has finished repairing the FIGHTER.AAAALL ABOOOOARD!!!
>>23797022Huzzah!We try to not think naughty thoughts as we sit in Raege's lap. We do not think about her muscular, athletic physique or the firm yet soft bosom pressing against our back. We most certainly do not pay much mind to the sound of her breathing so near our delicate ears. Focused on the mission. Eeyup.
>>23797022What kinda weapons we sporting on this thing?
>>23797069Yes, we are a focused and devoted servant of the emperor, and we are not going to think such thoughts about the Commissar. About her hardened, yet tender hands brushing against our skin while her smooth, stern voice issues us commands, and about her soft, silvery hair blowing in the wind.
>>23797145Couple of autocannons, presently.(Good thing we never got any of that)We are go!Roll a d20 to see what's next!
Rolled 15>>23797283>mfw Aquila on the sideawww yeah
Rolled 5>>23797283I hope nothing blows up.Unless we want it to blow up, then I do hope it blows up.
>>23797283So, the electric thing was an antipersonnel weapon?
>>23797292OOh...shit.I'm sorry guys. Rolls are rolls.
>>23797385>thunderthighsMr. Toullemonde, five rounds rapid.
>>23797385Nice growths, basement dweller!
>>23797385I have had enough of this faggot.Use spectral hands to give him a cosmic wedgie!
>>23797385Kill it with air-to-ground fire!
>>23797407AAAGh!Fuck this guy!!
>>23797509FFFFFF-HOLD ON TO YOUR BUTTS
>>23797530>HOLD ONTO CONNIE'S BUTTFixed that for you.
>>23797509OUT OUT OUT.ENGAGE
>>23797502Do the "psychic nutcrush."No, wait, he might enjoy it.
>>23797509SNIPER SUPPORT PLS
>>23797515With Toullemonde?That's a bit of a late suggestion, sadly.
>>23797563WHAT THIS ONE SAID, WHILST HE'S DISTRACTED
>>23797509HE DIES HEREFIGHT MODE ENGAGED
>>23797567Thought it would be a "*bamph* ur a faget *bamph*" like last time.He couldn't take us when we had a sniper. Now, we've got a sniper, a jet, and Connie.Mulch the fucker.
>>23797563KLONA has already fired too shots today! She needs to recallibrate!>>23797548You mean out of the ship?!
>>23797650Execute Order 66.
>>23797650He's holding on to the ship somehow.Tol' stay to try and regain control, the rest of us bail to fight him on the ground.
Rolled 10 + 5Flash bang! (hope we got PP left)
>>23797650If we can fire an autocannon at him, then no. If we can't, then yes.
>>23797686Fuckin' a, two critical flashbangs in a day?Welp, that's settled! Flashbang to break his hold, then fire a salvo!
Rolled 5>>23797686Praise the Emperor!Unleash the Raege! Rolling for Connie, if we can.
>>23797748>accurate plasma pistol shot>critical flashbang>we're in a fighter with autocannonsCould it be....?
>>23797795If he doesn't get out, there won't be enough left to scrape off the walls.
>>23797686CRIT FLASHBANG!!!!!LOCKE is held to the ship, but, insensed YOU dive from the ship to sort WALDRIP out.RAEGE naturally follows. Ready to pummel.WALDRIP has been distracted.
>>23797891Locke. Disegage magnetism pls.Mr Tol. Pls BRRRT
>>23797891We got that roll for Raege, let's follow suit with our own laspistol
>>23797891Start shouting, "SHE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!"Then pic.
Comp crashed. Bear with me a sec.
>>23798149Clearly, it crashed because it couldn't handle the whoopass.
>>23798149It's all good
>>23798149Time to go. For Bear.
>>23798149Alright, but I hope you go full boar from here on out.
I swear to the god emporer if this dude trashes our flyer...
RAEGE lines up a shot with her PLASMA PISTOL and gets a direct hit on WALDRIP, while he is blinded. ASTOUNDINGLY, it doesn't kill him....YOU are falling
Rolled 43>>23798682Oh good lord.I was expecting the craft to have been skimming the ground due to the pic.../scream like a girl
>>23798698Boone is floaty, apparently.
Rolled 100>>23798682We've got this, we can land gracefully.
>>23798709....Yep/scream like a little girl
>>23798682Aim for Connie's open arms.
>>23798709SHITSHITSHITCan Spectral Hands do anything in this situation? I can't think of anything else that isn't going to result in a bumpy landing.
>>23798709It's over! Game over! You've fucked us, mang!
>>23798709WHAT IS HAPPENINGWE NEED TO KNOWIT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO END LIKE THIS
>>23798921man, it already ended.it's done, it's gone.
>>23798709This is what we get for critting so goddamn often with Flashbang.Curse you /tg/ dice gods, for you taketh as good as you giveth!
>>23798938but.... wait. The reroll!
RAEGE decides to catch you instead of firing a second shot at the defeated WALDRIPWALDRIP has been hurt at long last. he will not RANDOM ENCOUNTER again. DM's honor.You guys did reall well in this one. And your disregard for your own safety and hattrick of psychic powerhousing is well impressive.
>>23798949Hey, you're right. Does this count as a combat roll, though?
>>23798971Oh well. Nevermind.
>>23798968Thank Emps for Raege. Good lord, that was a close one.
>>23798971Too late, now. At least we've removed WALDRIP from future random encounters.
Rolled 9>>23798949Let's try this.
>>23798968Oh right, Raege guard. Totally forgot about that.
>>23798968>DM's honorWell, that doesn't promise much. Guess it's better than nothing.
Rolled 34>>23798968Ha HA!Rolling to avoid vapors, low is good.
>>23799017>34...I think that's a good omen.
>>23798968>all these crazy goddamn rollsNever before has this image been more relevant.
Rolled 64Wait, so we are falling, yeah? 1d100 roll?I think I can rectify this.
May I suggest that, since we now have a flying vehicle, we fly over the city instead of hovering along at the second-story level? to avoid random encounters?
>>23799217Or we'd just end up having random encounters wiht other flyers.
Are we still playing or is it game over for now?
>>23799238I think CF's computer may have shat itself again..
>>23799217We do so to inspire our allies and cause fear in the enemy forces. And CF probably doesn't have any sky backgrounds handy.
>>23799274Bingo.You rolled under your WP, though so you avoid the vapours.
>>23799291How hard could making a sky background be? It's BLUE. Ten seconds in any image-creation program, most of which will be opening the program. And I think Being within small-arms range- in a machine that has proven itself vulnerable to such things- far outweighs any paltry psychological benefit.
>>23799238Not 'til we get an end-of-session sum-up.
>>23799217You take to the skies and BY-PASS your last RANDOM ENCOUNTER.The stress this causes on the engines (being overloaded) and the effects on poor LOCKE mean you can only do this once per session.But hey,You've made it to the ADMECH TEMPLE
>>23799604>murdered a group of baddies in one shot>captured a plane>beat Waldrip's face in>double crit flashbang>landed in Conrad's armsI hope we didn't expend all our luck.
Wait are we done for the night? I just finished catching up!Man...
>>23799604There's something about that pose (and the caption) that makes the picture absolutely hilarious.
Sorry for the short, choppy and somewhat lacklustre session, guys. But for what it's worth, you hit it out of the park. Great stuff.A session where I have to draw new sprites on the fly, because you guys are too damned creative, headstorng and dedicated to your mission (jumping ou of a jet!) is a good day for me as GMThank you so much for your patience through all this.I'm now good for questions and sketches.
>>23799604Go check out the temple.Re-glue Aquila to side of the flyer.
Rolled 84>>23799704>S-RANKWHO ARE FAGS? WE ARE THE FAGS
>>23799704Draw Boone sitting in Raege's lap. If only to see their facial expressions.
>>23799704You get a chance to play any bloodbowl in the interim between quests?When can we expect more HOOP?More Leokadia please.
I gotta say, Waldrip is one tough bastard to be able to take a plasma pistol shot and still live. He's gotta at least be T4, or have Eternal Warrior.
>>23799755>Boone crunched up like a rabbit, cap over her eyes, steam coming out of ears
>>23799784Raege giving Boone a "what are you so happy about" look.
>>23799776He's beta level. He's so beta that I beta he wishes he could graduate to handholding some day.
>>23799860Whoa! Steady on!He needs to graduate to eye contact first.
>>23799704FUCK SHIT NIGGERI only just got on /tg/ and I missed it ;_;Oh well, good show guys, bloody good show. Also if the fighter's got 4 auto cannons I vote to nick name it the Breaufighter.
Why am I still awake Must hold on until delivery
>>23800079OP will deliver... someday...
I'm not great at this sort of thing, but its the sort of thing I want to be good at. We can probably safely assume this is my first attempt.That or raege having caught Boone, should get done right at some stage.
>>23800215...You dun good.
>>23800215Dat blank Raege stare. It's like she's not even looking at Boone, she's looking for a thousand yards.That poor woman...
Regarding Hoop, I hope to have more done this month.Regarding more Leokadia, doing what?
>>23800304Right on, what about Bok?I dunno, taking a trip down to type in more codes into the heretek comp or something? Talking on the vox. Whatevs.
>>23800304Klom keeping track of the group through her scope with her best "wtf?" face.
>>23800369I also wish to see this.
>>23800653Wait, this isn't a Gunnerkrigg Court thread.
>>23800876probably surprises no one that I read it, though.Stole the whole psychic father naming gimmick wholesale.
>>23801038Thanks again for another thread CF. If you've got time, can you try your hand at some delicious Boone?
>>23801158being that Boone is ridiculously easy to draw, as she just looks like cultist with straightened hair, a few days indoors and a box of donuts I'm pretty much always up for drawing Boone.What'd you have in mind?
>>23801195How about you try some of that cheesecake? I don't think there's been many pictures of full body shots that have her looking alluring. Maybe an addition to this series? Bonus points for Raege too!
>>23801229Sure, why not? You guys know better than to expect miracles.It's all good practice, and I can use that.
>>23801561That's great! Love the expression!
>>23801561Good stuff, any more on the way?
>>23801601Still sketching, yeah.
>>23801663Looking forward to it!
Drawing people from the back is hard as hell.Should I continue in this vein, or is there something you were looking to see?
>>23801784Search and Destroy! Thanks CF. If you're still up for some art, can you try Boone/Raege in uniforms similar to your take on Slaanesh here? Pleated, short skirts and low cut shirts. Yes.>lewd madeod.Yes Captcha.
>>23801784Happy Boones? Rage doing Sexy on her knees? A pin-up lineup of all the characters from Boone Quest?
Have you ever looked up some of your own characters CF? There's plenty of people who love 'em and done art of them. I found this one in a Japanese 40K thread.
>>23801847Raege's expression when photographed tends to sour her attempts.>>23801860I guess...that might be based on my stuff? Seems too awesome.
>>23801784How about some cuddles?
>>23802168>Her expression when she's informed that many of the Imperium fap over her and her squad.I'm pretty sure that Raege's attempt at a sexyface might trigger a flight or fight response. Good work!
>>23802176See, when you request Cuddles as well, it makes me wanna do a cool pose with all three. But all I can think of is th ol' totem pole.Any better ideas?
>>23800653>mfw I saw the "KURWA"
>>23802365Inverted totem pole attempt, with them tumbling into a pile at the end?Or maybe just girl pile them, like unwashed laundry.Maybe a psychic phenomena roll has caused Cuddles and Boone to be stuck to one another, magnet-style, and so Raege tries to keep 'em separated.
>>23802410Gears are turning!Lamentably, after what has been a most enjoyable 15 hour thread I must now leave you.Thanks again for your patience and kind words.lastly, I notice there is a BOONEQUEST 1d4 page. Would it be okay/convenient if I edited it with info so it could be easily referenced?
>>23802472Nobody's objecting, do it!
>>23802472Thanks again CF! See you next time!