Original content from another anon in a thread this afternoon, Entwined Quest is based on his/her ideas, with permission. Thanks a billion, anon! You were born Marked, with a sign on your skin displaying to all that you were to be a member of the Entwined. Knight or Channel, all entwined are born with the power to fight Shadows and Demons, but must work with a partner. Only by becoming Entwined with another can their full potential be unlocked.It is early morning, and the sun is shining through the curtains on your windows. The rays penetrate through your closed eyes, waking you, and you shift restlessly in your blankets. Rubbing the sleep from your eyes, you suddenly realize what day it is. It's your seventeenth birthday! Sitting upright, you feel your heart pound. Today is the day you'll be taken to the academy.Quickly, you throw your blankets off and prepare to dress.>but first, are you a boy or a girl?
oh yes. ive been waiting, and my body is beyond prepaired.we are a man. (unless enough people wanna be a lesbian, then that gets my vote)
>>23772524Can we be both?
Little girl is the only way to play
>>23772713Nope, sorry. Oh, and forgot to mention. Standard operating procedure shall be actions are chosen by a combination of rolls (d100) and majority opinions.
No dicks allowed chick for life
>>23772752aaaaannnd my trip falls off mysteriously?
Gonna make my vote for boy
>>23772752>No dickgirls in this questwill not take seriously/10
She's a lady. Whoah-oh-oh, she's a lady.
Rolled 22>>23772788forgot number of dice
>>23772796changing my vote to gal because Tom Jones
Dude. I am so tired of the whole little girl shtick.
>>23772821OP said we're seventeen.
>but first, are you a boy or a girl?Should made the pic Prof. Oak's face.Let's be a dude.
>>23772796Must... Resist... Tom Jones...We're a manly man. Pic fucking related.
Rolled 35>>23772833but, but. we could be the hottest girl at school. and be gettin nasty with the second hottest girl...
Okay, it's 7 to 7, so I'm going to wait a little bit before I make a choice.
>>23772853give in to the Tom Jones
>>23772865I posted >>23772796my god what have I done.
>>23772861Compromise: Make it a dickgirl and/or cuntboy.
>>23772861Can't we just be both?
>>23772885You've reminde me to listen to the entire discography of Mr. Jones
>>23772896>>23772887I would point you towards >>23772752>Thomas vgeenanAnd if it's a guy, we have our name.
>>23772887Cuntboy would be interesting.
>>23772910Votes were split down the middle, so the only sensible thing to do is play a gender with mismatched bits
>>23772865I fear no man, no beast or evil, brother.We're a man. And we're fucking Hulk Hogan.
pretty lady, obviously.
Man man man man man man man man man man man man man man god damn it man.>Captcha: man llarialoCAPTCHA HAS SPOKEN.
Lets play a guy with ladyparts
>>23772713>>23772887>>23772896>>23772927Why /tg/? why?Why can't we have a normal character?
>>23772910good lord. OP, roll a d100 and declare in that post weather even is man or woman. let the dice gods decide, since we cant
looks like its a man despite Tom Jones
>>23772990>>23772949>>23772927NO! Feh, Nyeh! It's not happening.I guess we shall go with guy, since it has one more vote, and I want to keep things moving.
>>23772994Transgender people are not normal?
Rolled 3>>237730071 = cuntboy2-5 = boy6-9 = gor;10 = dickgirl
>>23773019Wait. Can we be Tom Jones?And our partner is Hulk Hogan?
>>23773031yes, yes, story time now.
The most manly of manly men! It's the only way to go! We are men such that other men wish they could be men like us!
>>23773031Can we at least be gay?
>>23772994You must be new here.
Yes please let us be Tom Jones at least in name
>>23773031You are a man! Dressing quickly, you slide into your trousers, and button your shirt. Shoeless and still sleepy, you stumble into the bathroom and quickly brush your teeth. Pulling a comb out of the drawer, you look into to the mirror and assess the damage the night has done.>what do you look like?
>>23773062Agreed. We need something to make our character special.
>>23773090Tom Jones of course
>>23773090Tom Jones and Hulk Hogan's son
>>23773090Tall and thin, with narrow shoulders and wide hips.Nice ass, fair skin and auburn hair with green eyes.
>>23773090Elvish Hulk Hogan
Rolled 64>>23773090blonde and ruggedly handsome. hair a little longer than our ears.you can hear bitches get wet when we walk into rooms.
>>23773097When does being transgendered or homosexual make a character special?
Rolled 63>>23773129Forgot my roll
>>23773090Tallish, kinda thin, black hair, grey eyes.
>>23773113So, like '80s Elton John if he was brown and muscular?Yes, we can work with that.
Clean cut, military look
>>23773130oh, and a somewhat naturally muscular build
Rolled 32>>23773130This, but black hair.
Rolled 69>>23773090Five feet tallBrown skinLong brown hairBrown mustache and beard
Rolled 72>>23773090Tall, ruggedly handsome. Black hair, green eyes. Thinish, but not like a rake.
>>23773190five foot? why so short?
Rolled 30>>23773090Like this.
>>23773246All of my yes
We look like this.
>>23773246if we dont look like TomJones, this
>>23773246>>23773255no way. i don't want a pretty knight. or a pretty mage.
Rolled 13>>23773232Why not?
>>23773246BestknightLets be him
>>23773246>>23773255>>23773299>>23773316>>23773351god dammit. at least he likes girls though.
>>23773090Well, general consensus is tall, and ruggedly handsome, with black hair. You look into the mirror, and grimace a little. That's quite a case of bedhead you've got, but with a little water on the comb you manage to tame it. Running a razor under the sink, you shave off your morning stubble and walk out of the bathroom, feeling more awake.You slip on your shoes and walk down the stairs of your house, to the breakfast table. Your mother smiles at you, a stack of pancakes steaming on a big plate in her hand. Her elven ears poke out from under her rather silly chef's hat. Your father, (human), puts his book down and smiles at you. "Big day, eh son? It's all been leading up to this!" Your mother places the pancakes on the table before you. "Eat up, sweetie!">What's your name?
>>23773246FUCK I missed the opening.For now My vote is for this, Name Tom Jones
>>23773381Can THIS ONE be Tom Jones
Rolled 24>>23773381Dick Mcfaggot
Rolled 14>>23773389>>23773392>>23773400You forgot to roll.
Rolled 21>>23773381Dogwood Picklecock
Rolled 89>>23773408Rolling for Dogwood
Rolled 3>>23773381Thomas Joneson
Rolled 15>>23773392TOM JONES MASTER RACE
Rolled 37>>23773407fine rolling for Tom Jones
Rolled 13>>23773381Thomas 'The Rock' Joneson.
Rolled 99>>23773400>>23773407Jones Thomason
Rolled 87>>23773381Dogwood Picklecock
Rolled 56>>23773381Thomas Joneson.
Rolled 4>>23773434>>23773414>>23773408I'm suspectin' samefag.
Rolled 65>>23773431Well sheeeeeeeeeeeeetRolling for James, I guess?
Rolled 15>>23773431The dice have spoken.
>>23773431i think you win.
Rolled 80>>23773431Welp, rolling for that
Rolled 86>>23773431MaaaaanI actually liked Dogwood Picklecock
Rolled 4>>23773407Fuckactually rolling for Thomas Dogwood Jones
Rolled 13>>23773442Yeah, I'm not going with that one.
this is what we look like
Rolled 24>>23773431>>23773443first name james in stead of jones
Tom JonesAlso needs beard
Rolled 68>>23773456Tomas Dogwood Jones would be acceptable.Or Thomas Dogwood
Rolled 21>>23773466...We already decided what we look like.
Rolled 71>>23773466Wherever we go, this plays:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOGF1h4GxSs
James Thomson it is.
Rolled 69>>23773466I actually thought this
>>23773486well OP said tall with dark hair so i figured this fit
>>23773500>mfw i have no face for my name is james
Rolled 17>>23773508Seventeen. SEVEN. TEEN.
Rolled 23Guts From Berserk.
>>23773500OP can we cook like a GOD if so we must make our own breakfast
Rolled 4>>23773381Teddy Roosevelt.
Rolled 72>>23773537OP already decreed we're named James Thomson. Not sure why 'James', though. The roll that got 99 said 'Jones',
>>23773563That post got lost for a while.Hope the trolling dies down, I enjoyed reading about this concept earlier.
Rolled 32>>23773563Because it's not solely based on rolls?
>>23773594i'm bristling with anticipation for where this goes, but half the people here are just fucking around ;_;
Rolled 28>>23773597Oh yeah, good point.
Rolled 46>>23773615once we're past making this mans backstory my Tom Jones-ing will die down, until then Im a member of the jones party
>>23773615Give it a while, if this makes it to a second thread it will just be regs with appropriate Trips like most quests.I will likely be among them.
>>23773615hey man I want to see thios quest now too this is possibly the only quest on /tg/ with a protag whos not /d/ material
>>23773594Out of curiosity, what was the original concept?>>23773640I posted seven words, and look what I did.Seven freaking words.
>>23773657Well, STALKER Quest would disagree, even if I did end up naming the protag after Balalaika.
>>23773657also can I get a link to original idea thread
>>23773662A thread about bad setting ideas. One of the ideas, a riff on magical girl tropes adapted to a more traditional setting and with Gender specificity removed, was actually pretty well received. And now it is here.
>>23773666is stalker quest any good and I mean don't get me wrong BFQ is entertaining but yeah
Rolled 32>>23773523....you must be cheating.17 Roll as you typed Seventeen.
>>23773674it starts with >>23767415hope that works right, i dont post that much.
>>23773700Holy crap.I... I didn't even NOTICE.
>>23773698Well, I enjoy it, but its a Civ Quest at heart. Lots of strategy. But we have a core of friendly players and Leader is a good quest runner.
OP where are you..? there're people that are serious here, not just a bunch of fukoffs
Rolled 9>>23773778serious people include me my desire to push Tom Jones into this has subsided
So OP, you still here, or what?Once you prove that you're ignoring him, the idiots will leave.
>>23773778Agreed, I loved the concept in that other thread.
>>23773806Eh, hopefully if he left we didn't kill it for him. I was looking forward to this.
Rolled 88Please come back to us OP! We wish to know more of our Stupid Sexy Protag!
You dig into the pancakes, greedily. Your mother's cooking has always been delicious, and these are no exception. Light and fluffy, they soak up the syrup perfectly, and every bite is fantastic. "Are all your bags packed, James?", your father asks, idly flipping the pages of his book. You manage a very muffled "yes" through a mouth full of food, and your mother flicks your ear lightly. "How many times have I told you not to talk with your mouth full?", she chides, lightly. Finishing your meal, you consult the clock, which reads 9:30 AM. The Academy's courier should be here soon enough, so you run back upstairs to collect your bags. Clothes? Check. Books? Check. Toiletries? Check. Confident you have everything you need, you heft your bags onto your shoulder and take what might be your last look at your room. Smiling a little sadly, you turn and carry them down the stairs. As you enter your living room, your father stands, grinning mischievously, his hands behind his back. Knowing he's an artificer, you look at him warily. "What've you got, dad?" you ask, nervously.Barely able to contain his excitement, he whips out the package from behind him and reveals.....a book. A plain book. It's rather large, that's IS true, but it seems like a everyday dictionary. Cocking your head, you look at it warily. "What've you done with that book?""I am no normal book!" For a second, you are stunned, and unsure of the source of the voice. Then, it dawns upon you. You look downward, and in your father's hand, the "ordinary book" now floats. "I am the most glorious invention of Sr. Thomson, master artificer! I am the living codex, a compendium of all known knowledge, made to serve you." The book's tone of voice is haughty, and you cannot quite tell where it is coming from.Your father grins at you, unable to control his pleasure. "I made him for you. Figured it'd be useful, eh? Haven't gotten around to naming him quite yet, though. Do you have anything in mind?"
>>23773743might consider following if it gets bigger don't want to get to invested then BAM!! quest over OP gone and such
(apologies, I got in a bit of a minor emergency. My toaster lit on fire.)
Rolled 34>>23773859Name it Index
Rolled 25>>23773859 Call it Otto
Rolled 28>>23773886Seconding Index
Rolled 86>>2377391196 looks like it'll take the cake and is a good name if you know the etymology heh
>>23773859>>23773907This one appeals to me for some reason. Seconding Archibald.
Rolled 40>>23773881Were you getting in the breakfast mood or something?Tomeson
>>23773928What does "white" have to do with the deposit of all knowledge?
Rolled 56>>23773907Forgot to roll for this, here it is.
>>23773907Thirding ARCHIBALD sounds awesome for a book
>>23773940This man is a genius
>>23773943>inb4 racist joke about black people and reading
Rolled 56>>23773859CODEX ASTARTES
Rolled 33>>23773940more Tom Jones needed
>>23773943There's more than one definition.
Rolled 55>>23773943weissen means "to know"
Rolled 23>>23773940I also like Tomeson. 3 for Tomeson.
>>23773962THE CODEX ASTARTES SUPPORTS THIS ACTION
Rolled 30>>23773962>>23773979Oh for fuck's sake.
Rolled 22>>23773954forgot my roll
>>23773992To be fair, that would be amusing.
Rolled 54We should've named it Pickles
>>23773943Its the talking book of NierThat's all the meaning you need to know
so guys what do you think our powers will be
>>23774090Not now, busy giving our talking book a name.
Rolled 17>>23774090I hope it has something to do with lances
Rolled 76>>23774090Hitting stuff with swords. Our partner will be the cutest goddamn magical girl.
>>23774090I want to be the squishy wizard side of the spectrum.This is only partially because I want to bro it up with a warrior lass for our Entwine.
>>23774090None. We're going to have to rely on our wits while getting shit for being 'impotent.'
>>23773968>>23773969Ah, you mean the conjugated form of "wissen". Gotcha.
>>23774105Lets not be boring!
>>23774105>not partnering with the tomboy tsundere magical girl
>>23774105i want the tsundere prettiest girl in our year.
>>23774126>implying tsundere tomboys aren't cute as fuckDo you even gap moe?
>>23774126>tomboy tsundere magical girl>not cuteYou need some professional help
Rolled 40>>23774105I kinda want our partner to be a super cute sworduser girl while we handle the magicing
Rolled 58>>23774126Like I said. The cutest goddamn magical girl.Our unending quest? Get her in the frilliest goddamn dress.
>>23773911I guess we can be german for white. Placing your hand on your chin, you think for a few moments. Suddenly, an idea pops into your head. "I think I'll call him Weiss!"The book levitates, and floats towards you, flapping in an almost...well, appreciative manner. "A fine name for a fine book, if I do say so myself, hrhmm", the book says, settling down ontop of your books. Your father leans towards you and whispers behind his hand. "I'm sorry about the personality, James, but I've never made anything like this before!" Raising his voice again, he describes how to use the codex. "Simply speak it's name and then name of the subject wish to know about, or show present the subject to the book."Moments after he finishes speaking, you hear your doorbell ring, and you mother's voice greeting someone. That must be the Academy's courier! Grabbing your bags, you run over to the door to greet them. Stooped in the entranceway of your house stands an enormous man. He easily stands over 6ft, and is completely bald. His face is adorned with the most gloriously huge moustache you have ever seen; it easily projects more than six inches out on each side of his face, and curls up magnificently. This giant of a man looks down at you, and booms: "Hullo, boy! My name's Gwain, and you'd be James, right? Are you a Channel or a Knight?">channel or knight>Knight's are shields for channels, and do not posess nearly as much magical power. They do, however, have supernatural physical prowess, and share abilities with their channel. Their weapons and armor manifest based on their bond.>Channel: Wizard/mage of sorts, Channels have the ability to wield immense magical power but need to be protected and paired with a Knight to fully utilize and control it.
Guys, we have a talking tome. You dont go warrior when given a talking tome.
>>23774105>>23774126>>23774134>>23774141>>23774149>>23774152>Not partnering with a hulking muscular cuntboyHeretics, all of you!
>>23774163Knight. We shall protect our charge from danger and stab said danger in the face. Because I want fullplate and a glaive.
>>23774141>>23774149>>23774153Sorry, I misread what that guy had said.
Rolled 29>>23774163Channel. Tell Major Armstrong we're a channel.
Rolled 87>>23774163Knight. It is our destiny.FOR THE GLORY OF GAP MOE!
>>23774167Nonsense! What of the cultured swordsman, the warrior-poet?Fie on your stereotypes, I say! Fie!
Rolled 96>>23774203Channel!Lets be different, for once!
Rolled 17>>23774163Knight, of course.
Rolled 58>>23774163Channel as fuck
Rolled 39>>23774163We are a knight, because rescuing our magical girl waifu will be adorable and romantic.
Welp. Its magic, alright.
Rolled 40>>23774163ChannelKnights are chumps
Rolled 39>>23774163KnightWe deserve our tomboy magical girl waifu
Rolled 20>>23774163KNIGHT! I'm not going to bitch if we end up as Channel, but I prefer Knight.
>>23774186>Because I want fullplate and a glaive.I like the way you think good sir. Glaives are fucking boss.
Rolled 17>>23774163>not picking a knight Everybody do the shiggy diggy.Knight for sure
Rolled 91>>23774163Knightuntil we get a bond we can possibly run around unarmored and possibly shirtless gut punching enemies with your not sword hand
Rolled 17>>23774222PFTT HAHAKnight, clearly.
Rolled 10>>23774163ChannelIf we get a scythe I change to knight.
>>23774163>ChannelIf only to see who we get paired with.
Rolled 72>>23774163Knight. All dat protection.
Rolled 6>>23774163Channel although if we end up a knight we damn well better carry a lance!
Rolled 35>>23774163ChannelI see you're doing the rolloff method of decision making to artificially inflate your threadcount.
Rolled 10>>23774163Knight. I like the traditional dynamics of being the hulking warrior protecting the fragile wizard girl.
Rolled 1>>23774282Forgot the roll.
Rolled 13Channel, magic is magic!
Rolled 90>>23774297not that it mattered much hue
Rolled 31>>23774163Knight! Come on, where's the chivalry?
>>23774163KNIGHT!!!!!! WE SHAL BE GLORIOUS
>>23774297>>23774222>Two 1s for channel
Rolled 96OP IN THE FUTURE YOU MAY WISH TO ASK FOR A SPECIFIC NUMBER OF ROLLSTHAT SAID, CHANNEL!
Rolled 54>all those channel ones.Clearly we are meant to be a noble knight. The dicegods frown upon becoming a channel.
Rolled 22>>23774332There's also been THREE 90+ rolls.
Rolled 54>>23774337All those Channel above nineties!
Rolled 62>>23774329derp here's roll
>>23774337Channel also has all of the highest rolls.Clearly we will conquer with magic of the Gods or blow ourselves up trying.
Rolled 93>>23774337but there's also a 96 for channel
Rolled 48>>23774337Quit it !just as you were thinking this they rolled at 96 and a 97 for channel!
Rolled 95>>23774337But how would a knight effectively use a book in combat?
Rolled 35>>23774350>only a crit success cancels a crit fail.
OP END THIS MADNESS.
OP, hurry up and post whether we're knight or channel. I have an exam tomorrow I need to study for, but I don't want to close the thread until I find out.
>>23774370As a blunt instrument.Duh.
>>23774370>>23774362I'll count those as two more 90+ for channel
>>23774371I was not aware there was a rulebook for Entwined Quest.
>>23774370It floats and talks. It's more like Navi than a book.
Rolled 69>>23774370A mage may simply cast spell after spell at their foe, but a knight must know his enemy and act accordingly. Fool.
Rolled 5, 1 = 6>>23774370So we can't be the clever Barbarian?
Rolled 40>>23774334fine we can be a channel as long as we are a fist wizard
Rolled 42AHH HOLY GOSHSO MANY POSTSOH GODSTOP FOR A SECOND AND LET ME COUNT
What the fuck is going on here
Rolled 17>>23774163Knight is what the original concept was designed for
Rolled 34>>23774409Why not an idiot wizard. Channel.
While it has been a while since i have played a wizard, i think i will go with knight. Much more awesome
Rolled 54>>23774439Btw, did I say CHANNEL yet?
Knight. /tg/ always plays the mage.
>>23774439Can we be a fist wizard please
>>23774431I don't care what we are, as long as we get paired with a tsundere tomboy.
ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY STOP ROLLINGWE'RE GIVING OP AN ANEURYSM.
Rolled 13>>23774484ROLLING TO STOP ROLLS
Rolled 68>>23774482The midknight channel.
Rolled 96>>23774492Channel > knight
>>23774490GOD DAMN IT, DUDE.
Rolled 68>>23774439Just go with knight. Every fucking quest always wants us to be wizards, because /tg/ got bullied by football players in high school.
Rolled 93>>23774474I mean I'd rather be a knight but there's no way that will happen now capcha agrees ramansp force:
Rolled 77>>23774498Knight wearing CHANEL > Channel
Rolled 67>>23774506When I started 9th grade I had really really long hair (down my back) and had narrow shoulders.Some football player fondled my ass because he thought I was a girl and I had no idea what to do.When he found out I was a guy the next day he hit me in the face with a lunchtray and it broke my nose.tl;dr fuck you we're playing channel
Rolled 17>>23774547Awww, look at the poor little baby who can't get beyond fucking high school. That sucks, but it's done now, so fuck off and go play D&D 3.5.
Rolled 63>>23774547>Waahhh some guy felt sexually confused after touching meKNIGHT
There is no other option
>>23774547You should have been the one to hit him with a lunch tray, then and there.
>>23774547And this is why we need to be a knight.
Knights be pussy yo, we got magic up in this shit.
>>23774590knights -get- pussy yo. Magic users get to wear dresses all day.
>>23774547That's the funniest shit I've read all day.
Rolled 43>>23774590Mah Magical Negro
Rolled 63>>23774547See, had there been a knight around, he could have stopped that shit. Do you want to let some cute little magical girl get bullied because we weren't there to protect her? Knight all the way.
>>23774590Say that in your punk ass tower. While I'm here fucking princess all day erryday.
>>23774609Well if it's hot a robe would be pretty useful.
Rolled 56>>23774613Knights are nothing but fools and oathbreakers. The man who hit him was a damned knight.
>>23774609No gals give a shit when there's a handsome strong mage around, quit projecting.
>>23774613OH GOD KNIGHT KNIGHT KNIGHT
Okay, yeah, this is starting to get out of hand.OP? Help?
Rolled 49>OPs face right nowWe need to bring some steaming hot JUSTICE and CHIVALRY into this thing.
>>23774630Seriously. Flip a coin. Just as fair at this point.
>>23774625Nothing says handsome and strong like "stays indoors all day reading books, while the knights spend all day exercising outside"
>>23774635I think he's still counting the votes.
we could be standing behind a cuter version of this tossing spells around!
>>23774662Bitch we read books on the backs of our conquests.
Rolled 10>>23774623The guy who hit him was a knave. Imagine some poor magical girl, all alone, being hit in the face by an orc with a tray, because she had no gallant knight to sweep her in his manly arms and save her. Why do you want a cute magical girl to get hit with a tray?
Rolled 95>>23774439ChannelFIST WIZARD
we just got away with the ultimate hurdle of not being a Little girl in a tg quest can we please keep it going and not be a mage?
>>23774676You're not helping your case. here.
>>23774680HAHAHA! That would be amusing. Lets see if we can do it! Knight all the way!
>>23774680Oh fuck, that's hilarious.We need to be a knight.
Rolled 72We always play wizard /tg/. Lets play something else for a change.
Rolled 6>>23774690Seriously, /tg/ bitches about cliches all the time, but has its own approved cliche set that no one must deviate from.
Rolled 27>>23774680Well damn. I'm switching my vote to knight.
>Something different>Playing the wizard's bitchGo inject your femdom fetish into a different quest.BFQ just started up.
>>23774726HAHA!YES!WE WILL SHOW THE WORLD WHAT A KNIGHT TRULY IS!SWOOOOOOOOOOORD!
>>23774439Well, that was the most work I've done all day. Gosh, it looks like channel wins by a narrow margin. Sorry Knight fans, but that's how it is. Please don't mass desert me for this. Looking up at the imposing man, you reach out to shake his enormous fist. "Channel, sir." He nods approvingly, his moustache bobbing with the movement of his head. "Same as me, then! This way, James, I'll grab your bags."You slip past the man, who crouches past your doorframe, and grabs your bags and Weiss for you. A horse drawn cart with no awning stands outside your house, and you can see five other students on board. Three girls, and two other boys, it seems. You quickly assess your fellow students. Sitting in the front of the cart is a red-haired girl, a determined look upon her face. She gives you a one over, frowns a little and her head. Next to her sits a dark haired girl, snoring loudly. Her head his thrown back, and she is clearly sleeping deeply. On the side of the cart facing you are the two boys. Unable to see them clearly, you move around to the back and hop in.Seated on the "girls side" of the wagon, you can now get a good look at the two boys. One has short cut blonde hair, is quite short and engrossed in a book, his spectacles slipping down his nose. The other seems quite athletic, and grins at you as you climb aboard. His hair is dark brown, and way more wild than your worst case of bedhead ever. Gwain returns, carrying your bags, and throws them into the back towards you. With grunt, you catch them and place them down. He climbs into the front and grabs the reins, giving the horse a light tap. The cart begins to move forewords and you turn to see your mother and father wishing you goodbye."We love you, son!", they call out, and you grimace in half embarrassment, and wave goodbye to them as you horses talke off.As you dive off, you take one last look at home, before Gwain's voice interrupts you. "Hey James! Introduce yourself, why dont ya?">wat say
>>23774734what about the relationship dynamic of we're tsuntsun's meat shield, so she has to be nice, or we wait a while on those blocks
>>23774734Its like you don't want to take a lunchtray to the face and then smacking the orc right back, raising your arms in triumph mentally screaming >"James Thompson in this bitch!"
>>23774758>being this much of a faggotOP, seriously?
>>23774758Damn, I was hoping we wouldn't be the wizard for once. Goodbye then.
>>23774758>Sorry Knight fans, but that's how it is. Please don't mass desert me for this.Yeah, nah, you're a cunt.
>>23774758"WAIT SHIT, DID I SAY CHANNEL? I MEANT KNIGHT! KNIGHT!"
>>23774758"I am the one who will be upstaging you all for the foreseeable future."
>>23774785>>23774772Oh, I'm sorry I'm a cunt because more people voted for the other role? Yeah, no.
Rolled 73>>23774758"Sorry, got the wrong class. I'm actually a knight.
Rolled 27>>23774758Introduce ourselves politely, make sure to poke awake the dark-haired girl.
It's cool, guys, we just have to be a badass muscle wizard like Armstr-- er, Gwain.Also,>>23774758>Three girls>a red-haired girl>a dark haired girl>???Where's the third girl, yo?
Rolled 96>>23774758"Hi my name is James Thompson, and I can channel a suit of armor and glaive at whim. Fuck y'all niggas you my bitches now."
>>23774758"I'm James Thomson and I run this bitch."
>>23774758>his>is, even>dive off>drive, even
>>23774806Knightbros, give OP a break. If you lost interest, please just leave. We may have to be a wizard, but I still want to play this.
>>23774758"I want to be the very best"
>>23774827She was in your heart the entire time.
>>23774840holy shit only noticed the pokemon after i posted D:
>>23774828OP you don't have to take this one seriously,
>>23774827Oh, gosh dang it! I typed the thing up in word since it's less annoying, and I think I just left her out when I copy pasted. Well, that's embarrassing.Third girl:Seated at the back, by herself, she has long, blonde hair, and fine facial features. She sips slowly at a waterskin, and seems to be intently focused upon her nails.
>>23774840Still a good opening line.After we say it we look up dramatically and say "Like no one ever was"
>>23774852You have done a terrible thing." Hello everyone, I'm James Thomson. This is my talking book. I hope I don't end up embarrassing any of you."
>>23774758"Hi! the name's james. I'm a channel, what roles are you all going for?"
>>23774758"Hi, I'm James Thomson, nice to meet all of you. I'm a Channel, I hope we get along from now on."
>>23774867We should keep Wiess as a secret weapon.
>>23774881nah we should let weiss introduce himself
>>23774799It was inevitable that you'll be pissing off alot of childish /tg/er with the choice, just roll with it
Rolled 94>>23774758Our knight options better be interesting."James Thompson, Age 17">He says with a mischievousness Grin
>>23774868>>23774872>>23774888roll up all 3 into one?
Rolled 58>>23774914sounds good to me
>>23774914I liked my Spaghetti intro, but sure.
Rolled 17>>23774758very well IF we must be a channel we shall be a FISSSSTTTT WIZZZZZZAAARRRRDDDD
has OP fucked off again?
Rolled 58>>23775047he seems to take a long time to write his posts, also his toaster may be on fire again
>>23775047Toaster on fire
Rolled 29>>23775066OH god is OP secretly AC-guy
>>23775047Takes a while to consolidate the madness that is this thread.
Rolled 59>>23775066OP WERE SORRY HAVE SOME MAN MAGE
Rolled 54>>23775138those men are sexy as shit
>>23775047Hit in the face by a tray.
>>23775171I think it may have broken his nose.
Rolled 5>>23775166For those who are still mad about knight we can suggest things where we pull a kiritsugu and tell our knight "Chill, We got this."
Rolled 77>>23775219fffff picture
Rolled 28>>23775219we can even slack on our channel training to learn some knighting maybe
>>23775217Too bad there wasn't a knight to protect him...
While OP isn't here time for a serious debate.Which one of the girls will be our Tsundere Mahou Shoujo
>>23775262The sleeping girl.
Rolled 52>>23775262well im always a fan of redheads but sleepy chick could be a good option too...
>>23775262I'm hoping for sleepybutt, I like sleepy girls.
>>23775253A brave knight would have snapped that tray right in half the second it started swinging.
>>23775219or we can learn magic like this
Rolled 85>>23775262Nigga we aint even at the academy yet.>But given the choice....
>>23775262I'm hoping for sleepy or redhead
but red head!
Rolled 62>>23775296>asystek thomas
Rolled 24>>23775416Goddamit not again
>>23775376>red head>not sleepy one.Beta bitch for the beta wizard.
Rolled 27>>23775429what is this and why is everyone so beautiful
>>23775464It's all the characters from Fate/Zero in formal wear.
lady knight incoming?
>>23775551Unless OP is ded.
>>23775566He probably ran away.Making quests is hard
>>23775566The Toaster got him.
Rolled 82We going to be the best Muscle Wizard ever.also, OP is not a pussy bitch. He can handle it.
>>23775589In the kitchen.With the revolver.
>>23775582He's most likely waiting for all the idiots to get distracted by the nearest shiny object and leave.
>>23775622I wont leave so long as i have a steady supply of Tom Jones
>>23775618I swear to god, next person who says 'lunchtray' is getting pistol whipped with a fucking SLEDGEHAMMER.
>>23775429Fear not fallen knight brethren for as a mage we can challenge role specific stereotypes and be the most bombastic asshole we can! Power mongerers will desire our great potential, but no we will choose our partner not for power but for whatever is is that we do because fuck them all we do not know the meaning of squishy backrow mage!>running out of fate zero plz come back to us op
>>23775262Sleepybutt, definitely sleepybutt.
>>23775262Sleepybutt master race.
>>23775262Actually, I'm putting my vote towards that athletic guy.Picture it. The aftermath of a heated battle, you and your partner standing atop a mountain of your defeated enemies. Fatigue is pulling at you, but you know that you cannot rest yet.There is one thing you must do.You share a meaningful glance with your partner. He nods, knowing what will come next.And standing atop that mountain of corpses, you share the grandest fist-bump that has ever been seen.A ho is a dime a dozen. But a bro... a TRUE bro is one in a million.
>>23775673>HA HA! Pathetic channeler! Your knight has fallen! There is no one to defend you now!>Oh -hell- no.>summon a lunchtray>beat him to death with it.
>>23775673>SUMMON OP: LILLIAN
>>23775765Have a free .gif.
>>23775765Red head could do it and still be cute. All I'm saying
>>23775799YESTHATEXACTLY THATCAN WE BE BEST FRIENDS
>>23775765I was just thinking these pacts can happen in moments of desperation right? >ATHLETIC GUY THERE'S NO TIME PACT ME BRO>NO FUCK YOU MAN I'M GOING TO MEET A NICE CHANNEL GIRL AND WERE GOING TO HAVE MAGIC!>SERIOUSLY DUDE FUCK OFF DO YOU WANT TO LIVE OR NOT?!
>>23775799It's even a knight and a caster...
>>23775817>Everyone thinks they're gay>Hilarious shenanigans ensue.
>>23775831>We actually are gay>Pretend we aren't so our knightbro isn't weirded out.sexualtension.png
>>23775765>not being bros with the sleepy oneBeta.
Rolled 92wait wait wait, what about bookish guy? we can watch him blossom into a badass knight right before our eyes, after he gets his nose broken by a lunchtray...
Rolled 60>>23774758>My Name is James.James Bond.
>>23775765Oh come on, female bros are even better. No sexual tension, just pure bros, it's such an enjoyable dynamic.
Rolled 70>>23775932females bros can be bros as well.what wrong with a female bro wanting the D?
>>23775913Don't forget the fondling.
My internet crapped out, today is all sorts of disasters. Sorry, everyone.
>>23775970OP is back!
>>23775956Nothing, I just tend to find that the bros dynamic normally starts to fall apart as the female bro grows to want the D.
>>23775970It's fine. You are here now.
>>23775932>Bro it up with the whole party.>total anarchy once they all realize Your going to need a Knight at some point.yes.....
>>23775970...Honestly, at this point, I think it would be wisest to copy down what you've written so far and repost it in a different thread once your toaster stops spontaneously combusting.
Rolled 12>>23775970its cool we'll have weeded out anyone who isnt interested
>>23776056that's rather sensible. I think I'll do introductions and carry it on.
>>23776079actually, nyeh to that, I'll just keep going here.
>>23776056that's a good idea, do that OP.
>>23776091We still have a couple of pages before the end, so we're fine for a while.
>>23776091...You're a brave fool, Lillian.I just think you should start a new thread later because if an archive becomes necessary, it wouldn't make much sense to archive just three or four blurbs and a million posts of anons squabbling like seagulls.>Peastha what
>>23776137Are seagulls sea creatures?
Rolled 1>>23776162no they live near not in the sea
>>23776214But then why do they have 'sea' in the name if they aren't seacreatures?
>>23776231because it doesnt ring like "shore gull"
>>23776255But they aren't shore-creatures. They're seacreatures!
>>23776264sea creature implies that its aquatic. are penguins sea creatures?
Turning to the others on the cart, you introduce yourself, as per Gwain's suggestion. "Hi! I'm James Thomson, a channel." You flash a friendly smile, and wave. The athletic boy is the first to respond, and reaches his hand out. He grabs your hand firmly, and shakes it, giving you a rakish grin. "Name's Stahl, nice to meet ya. Channel, huh? I'm a Knight, myself." You return the handshake, and turn your head, as the others introduce themselves.The red haired girl frowns at you once again, (what's her problem?), and mutters something you can't quite hear. "What's that, sorry? I think I missed it", you say, and her frown turns into a full on snarl. 'I said I'm Anna, alright? Knight. Hmmphh." She whips her head away from you, chin held high. The blonde in the back raises her voice. "I must apologize for her," she says, in dulcet tones, "she's my cousin, and she's absolutely unbearable. I am Marisa, and I'm pleased to make your acquaintance." Marisa extends her gloved hand, and shakes yours. "Channel, of course."The blonde boy raises his head from his book, and waves shyly. "My name's Damien. I'm a Channel as well." He ducks his head back into his book, and begins flipping pages avidly again. As for the sleeping gil, well, she doesn't say anything. Marisa notices you looking at her, and pipes up. "Oh! That's Marina. She's a Knight as well."An awkward silence falls upon the cart for several minutes, as you each assess each other. Finally, Stahl breaks the quiet. "So, what'dya think it'll be like?"
>>23776308"Painful, most likely."
>>23776308is there elctricity magic? if there is, "shocking"
Rolled 27>>23776308"My Elusive dreams..." and then shake your head and smile "It'll be an experience that's for sure!"
>>23776308I'm of the mind that we befriend the shit out of Stahl.
>>23776308We must make tender lovings to Anna at any cost. Only our dick can soothe her.Back to the Quest"Probably just like school again, but with our training mixed in."
>>23776308Marina is sleepybutt, thus she is best girl."Probably either exciting and dangerous or time consuming, it'll probably switch between them."
>>23776349>Only our dick can soothe her.Yes!
Rolled 100>>23776308Marina best girl."The greatest experience of our lives.""Or the worst, really, you never can tell with this sort of thing."
Rolled 62>>23776336Totes not just trying to use Tom Jones song titles in conversation...
Rolled 24>>23776308"if its anything Like what I've Imagined, A Grand adventure That we can blow out of proportion for generations to come."
>>23776308Gonna go with Marina here>she's sleepy after a hard day of protecting us>lays down next to the campfire>give her a kiss on the cheek and tuck her in>in her sleep, she smiles
>>23776349i think we should piss her off to 11 first. its known that during times of high emotion a bond can form, for a second or so, but its till very intimate, like a brain kiss.they say hate is the closes emotion to love.
>>23776384Well, looks like the best girl has been confirmed with that roll.
>>23776428Thats not tsundere
Rolled 95>>23776428well damn
>>23776330I think we goin full railgun
>>23776444But red head tsunderes are the worst.It doesn't stop them from winning most of the time, but that's utter bullshit.
Rolled 47>>23776459no no no ICE mage
>>23776475Ice mages aren't very tsundere
Rolled 27>>23776384>>23776428oh shit>>23776447GODAMMIT MAN pretty sure thats a confirmation roll
Rolled 53Just found out Tom Jones is a knight i regret not voting knight now
>>23776503or do we want both maybe? have them compete for our seal/virginity?
Rolled 57>>23776491we can bastardize the shit out of elmental and summoning.>DRAGO-RISE Pleaaaseee
>>23776543Yeah, well, everybody kind of fucked up with that decision.
Oh my god, people. The second something with two X-chromosomes shows up, you focus on it like it's the only thing in the quest.
Rolled 82>>23776589we're totally talking about magic more now
>>23776589I want to go with a guy knight
>>23776589Guys he's right, we need more Tom Jones
>>23776589What else is there to talk about, the scenery?
>>23776612take it to /lgbt/, then.
Rolled 24>>23776503IF the blond isn't a Knight we'll make her rue her destined designation>the boy channel too.
"The greatest experience of our lives....Or the worst, really, you never can tell with this sort of thing."Marisa giggles, and Stahl outright snorts at your response. Even Anna can't resist a a small smirk, which you see her try to hide. Marina's head rolls to the side, and she yawns, opening her eyes. "Buh-huh, wah? What's everyone laughing about?" Sitting upright, you can see her face much more clearly now. Her dark hair is wavy and of fairly medium length (around her neck), and her facial features are, well, adorable. Not too many other words for it. Marisa is more of a classic beauty, and Anna has a wild look about her, but Marina's dang cute. Stahl waves at her, smiling (does he every stop?). "Nice to see you awake, sleepyhead. We're talking about the Academy."Marina rubs her eyes, and yawns again. "Boooooorrrriiingg~! Do any of you have a pillow? My bag is too lumpy." You stare at the girl incredulously, and can't help but laugh a little. Marisa, Stahl and Damien do too, while Marina blows a little raspberry at you and lays back down.The cart is going at a good pace now, and Gwain turns around in his seat. "It's about three hours more, so if there's anything you want to know, now's the time to ask. There'll be time there too, of course, but I know my fair share too!"
Rolled 36>>23776626thats what im talking about!
Rolled 99>>23776638Ask about the classes.
>>23776638Where are you from?
>>23776637Oh god yesSweet jesus
Rolled 84>>23776638ask if there's ever any live music playing around the academy
Rolled 89>>23776638Ask everybody where she'd from, and pull a pillow out of our bag for marina.
Rolled 67>>23776684*they're from
Rolled 69>>23776638Ask about the kinds of demons we're expected to fight
Rolled 58>>23776684no no tell marina she can use your shoulder BE ALPHA, but not too alpha we're not saying she can rest her head on our dick
Rolled 34>>23776638First things first find something that we can use as a pillow to lend to Marina. If we don't have anything offer her our lap."So, how big is the academy? What will our schedules look like? Where are we staying? Are there any rules and customs we ought to be aware of?"
>>23776684This. And ask about the classes as well.
Rolled 88>>23776638Squage footage of the academy. then cubed footage.If that doesn't fly is it by the ocean? bitches love the ocean and as a country boy you probably do too >circle jackde GODDAMIT CAPTCHA
Rolled 31ask who the instructors will be
Rolled 77where is everybody?
>>23776940Waiting for OP I assume.
You open your bags, and pull out a pillow for Marina. Smiling, you hand it to her. "Here you go, Marina!" Eagerly, she grabs the pillow and fluffs it. "Wait, how do you know my name? Oh, I don't have time for this! Sleep now, talk later!" Lying back down the girl begins snoring almost immediately. Stahl shakes his head in disbelief, and lets out a short bark of a laugh. "That girl...", he trails off.You turn to Gwain, having thought of a few questions. "What are classes like? Oh! And, uh, how big is the Academy?" Keeping his hands on the reins, Gwain turns his impressively huge, bald head. "Well, classes are of all sorts. For Knights, there's swordsmanship, weapons training, chivalry. Channels take spell crafting, meditation, research and a few others. Everyone takes demonics, and paring. As for the size, I'd estimate the place is aboouuuuut, well, let's say 200 acres. Mostly forrest, but there's plenty of streams, campus and a few lakes too!"Satisfied by the answer, you turn back to your new freinds to see if they have anything to ask. Anna raises her voice, "When do we learn to kill things?", she curtly asks. Gwain chuckles, and it sounds like an avalanche. "Day one, girlie, day one." Satisfied, she turns away from everyone again. The rest of the cart ride goes relatively quickly, and you spend most of it chatting with Stahl and Marisa, with occasional rude interjections from Anna. After a few hours, you feel the cart begin to slow, and you see an enormous, ornate building before you!>to be continued later tonight, in a new thread. I want to have dinner, etc
>>23776967Hopefully, your cooking appliances won't combust.Should we archive this thread, or will you repost all the blurbs in the next one?
>>23776967Link the new thread in this one when it starts?
>>23776967>When do we learn how to kill things?Well, every class needs a psychopath, we've found ours. Remember, no eye contact, stay a minimum of 10 feet away from her at all times, and never turn your back.
>>23777022I think I'll blurb it, that's better for everyone.
>>23777045She's not going to upstage us. We'll out psychopath her.
Rolled 48>>23776967>ExcellentComence seagull-esque Squabbling by cohorts!
Rolled 86im scared of anna gonna catch a quick nap while i wait for this to come back <-- Future anna
>>23777081>seagullDon't you mean skygulls?
>>23777097>>23777115But they're SEA creatures!
>>23777115Just call them gulls less fuss.
>>23777148They're seagullsWhich means they're sea creatures. That's how it works
Rolled 18>>23777097That's about as redundant as calling them Skybirds>Just you watch, Marisa's Gonna be the real Psycho
>>23777167No they're gulls
>>23777192No, they have sea in their name. They live by the sea, thus being seacreatures.They are called seagulls.
>>23777192Just call them Laridae and be done with it.
Rolled 76>>23777148Gulls sounds kind of menacing. just try it.>Heads up everyone, Seagulls!>HEADS UP EVERYONE, GULLS!!!
Rolled 70>>23777227I thought we were going to bicker *like* seagulls, not about them
Y'all tarded. They're called seagulls.
>>23777237It's only reasonable, have you ever been attacked by the fuckers? It's absolutely terrifying when you're minding your own business eating outside one day and suddenly you have 10+ gulls chasing you for your food.
Rolled 38>>23777241we can return to discussing the best girl now that weve gotten to know them better or we can return the the Knight/Channel Dichotomy of a lunchtray.I prefer Gulls
>>23777212They can't even swim. All those fuckers do is walk around parking lots and chase people who even bring out a tic tac.
>>23777168Oh, I am counting on it.
>>23777328They can too swim. Why would they be named seagulls if they couldn't?
>>23777327The best girl is Wiess.
Rolled 54>>23777269the Academy has to be by the ocean now, how else will we have Gulls as our first encounter?
>>23777343Because they're gulls
>>23777351I've actually fucked a history textbook once. I wouldn't recommend it. Let's not bone Wiess.
>>23777374No, they're seagulls.
>>23777378How does that work without getting paper cuts and shit. Do you just throw some lube on some pages and close it on your dick. I need to know
>>23777369Sounds like an unwinnable first encounter.
Rolled 32>>23777343its a misnomer get over yourself
Rolled 47>>23777351>Weiss->Yes James!?!>...Seagulls..>oh... ok....
I hate you all.
>>23777455Me too, man. They're called seagulls. Not gulls, not skygulls, not shoregulls.Seagulls.
Rolled 62>>23777327speaking of which surely there will be more girls at the academy then these 3 right?
>>23777504I vote for teacher pairing..There has to be an instructor who lost her partner somewhere.
Rolled 21>>23777504Fuck man Can i even handle the additional Criteria of finding more Pictures for more girls?> I probably can, I'm a compulsive Shiny Saver
>>23777406At about half-mast. Found the page with naked africa tits and closed my halfy in the page.Humped it so the inside parts of my cock glided in the extra skin.It had no papercuts, but it did give me some of the hardest post-wank regret ever.
Soo archive I can't do it my self but someone should
>>23777655Not this thread. The next thread will be archived.
>>23777617Bro that's groosssss...
>>23777684I need more interpretations of Anna
Rolled 86Guys, Gwain is a MUSCLE WIZARD.We should ask for his advice to become a MUSCLE WIZARD.
Rolled 49>>23777684I'll see what i can do
>>23777707While hes doing that, any Marisa for me?
Rolled 87>>23777762>>23777754We need a legitimate Entwined Quest Girl Image Brainstorm Thread
>>23777808This now Marisa regardless if anyone says otherwise.
>>23777742This we need to do this
>>23777876I would not mind some combat ability, but remember that the dichotomy between Knight and Channel is kind of important to the setting.Though being the exception to that rule may well be interesting.
>>23777921>Waaaah we didn't get to be knight so we're going to Mary Sue it up WAAAAAAH
>>23777931make those swords, and I'm okay with this.
>>23777936I was a Channeler, actually. Just thought it may be interesting. You disagree. Thats fine. I can see why.
>>23777951Well, that one is now my image of her.
Rolled 35>>23777960Until we Find a Knight Were willing to bump magics with we can pretend to be a Knight with summoning magic.
Rolled 89>>23777967K Girl 3 time
>>23778181It was only a matter of time before the best and most courageous showed up.
Rolled 70>>23778249Well this is slightly convenient....