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I'll bite.

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>>23722393
Here you are.

>>23722414

Just remembering that makes me angry.

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>>23722393

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>>23722393
Have some Boxcar Joe

It's not really a funny story, but it was about paladins being servants of a God called He Who Will Be, menacing the party (the OP's picture was of Bane, from Batman.), they carried flaming swords and were a cult trying to bring their Lovecraftian god into the world.

Anyone happen to save it?

>>23722393
Does Brogan count?
If not I can dump all the Brogans thus far

>>23722514
I just spat coffee all over my keyboard imagining Patrick Stewart going "neigh".

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>>23722533

Is this the one who had a GM who didn't like /tg/, because he had a bad experience on Leddit?

Pic. Not the one you're looking for, but sometimes, /tg/... sometimes...

>>23722610

Yeah, I think so.

>>23722414
That makes me so fucking mad. FUCK!

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>>23722514

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>>23722617

That story was awesome. I think they were using Riddle of Steel. I don't have it though. I'm sorry anon.

>>23722414

With a simple, single word, he derailed an ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD. Truly, he is the Thread Wizard.

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>>23722716

Truly a master ruseman.

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>>23722716
happens on /a/ too

>>23722783

... I don't get it.

>>23722746
but nanael is best queen's blader

>>23722811
Nina, the girl, is a character from FullMetal Alchemist and at one point in the series she is fused with her canine companion, Alexander

>>23722811
nina tucker from full metal alchemist. ultra adorable little girl that you just want to hug and care for in a completely G rated way right up until her mad scientist father fuses her with her pet dog, in a way that results in her being in constant pain until she gets mercy killed by a cereal killer

>>23722850
>>23722844
Yeah, I can see how she would be good at doggy-style.

>>23722844
>>23722850

Ah, I see. Thanks fa/tg/uys.

>>23722844
And she isn't fixed. A murderer blasts her head all over the room that same night.

>>23722505

What happened to Waffle House Millionaire, I hardly see him/her anymore.

>>23722857
>>23722858
>>23722863
I've only seen 0 episodes of FMA, i just googled the file name

>>23722865
It's a guy but he's probably off living his life.

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>>23722850
pic related
said Cereal Killer

>>23722865
Probably left or went anonymous because being hated sucks.

>>23722892
I don't think he's hated.

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>>23722814

wot m8, I don't even follow Queen's Blade.

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Funnies, Bawwwwws, Rages, CYOA, and more:

http://www.mediafire.com/?8gnopg3z3rq0i2q

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>>23722505
He shall live on in my Only War game.

>>23722814

The guy in question probably doesn't even like Queen's blade, but /tg/ told his gf to get him that.

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>>23723031

>>23723131
Every Mr Rage post is golden.

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>>23722783

>>23723257
I don't get it.

>>23723513
Well, that does suck.


>>23722850

>>23723031
Anyone got the follow up to this one?

>>23723652
I remember this. Those were... not fun but definitely interesting times. Primarily because of how potently fa/tg/uys reacted to a simple, badly-rendered picture.

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>>23723652

Yes, Flare, I do remember you.

Have any of you stumbled upon any kind of follow up to picrelated?

>>23723678
I do as well and all I feel is bile and disgust looking at that image. There were weeks that I couldn't go two pages without seeing that fucking thing.

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>>23723726
>that twist

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>>23723826
That was a good thread.

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An old favourite

>>23723739
>>23723678
>>23723652
I dimly remember laughing at these threads, because of the reaction it made. I personally felt that they should have continued until everyone low-functioning enough to respond to troll posts was run off. Also the "D&D 4.0 is so something something."

But seriously, I have no idea what would lead to a human being responding to a troll post in any fashion.

>>23723536
Thanks.

>>23723739
Chill dude, chill. It was just a Mary Sue dragon with a poorly drawn character portrait. Nothing to get pissed off over. Seriously.

>>23724269
This makes me happy.

>>23722414
Oh God I'm starting to feel old now.

>>23722414
>>23722716
That reminds me of the time some guy didn't know who MacGyver was. That didn't get 100 god damn replies though.

>>23724634
Who is MacGyver?

>>23724447
christ that sounds like something one of my friends parties would do, he told me about one campaign they did where their party came across the throne room in the palace where a princess had been murdered, they then threw her body out of the window into the sea below then went to get her back to harvest the organs. Later they were meeting with a professor who had some information about the rebels or something and when they were shown into his office he was dead having been stabbed with one of the scimitars that were crossed behind his desk, he went out the window too. They also assaulted a goblin warship using the party wizard as a raft.

>>23724634
Not knowing Mcgiver is far less horrifying than not knowing captain fucking Kirk though

>ctl-f Bricktown
>0 results
I never saved a copy of those.

>>23724706
Minor deity. Domains are repair and paper clips.

>>23722455
My curiosity is piqued.

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I reckon I can dump some.

>>23725304
Ah the doc marbles threads. I wonder if he's found an enema kit yet.

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>>23722533
You mean this one?

>>23725304
Oh god. I was there for that thread. Shit's nasty.

>>23723802
This story kinda reminds me: Has anybody got any of those "I need about tree fiddy" stories?

I had a huge one about the Burnscour Lictor, but I can't find the damn thing.

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>>23725632
The magic of google.

>>23725733
Thanks Anon. Would you be kind enough to find me something else?

>>23722565
DUMP DEM BROGANS

>>23723726

Ok, maybe I'm retarded or something, but... what exactly happened? I don't really get it at all? What's so great? What's the big twist? What am I missing?

>>23726026
>OP comes to a 3.5e game
>builds a character, goes on his first quest
>suddenly, the GM reveals that they're actually playing Rogue Trader, with OP's 3.5e character as the RT

>>23725987
funny thing, i was just at work last week (nightclub), and a colleague was interested in making a blow-up dildo that literally blew up in someone's face.
any idea how to do this without causing physical harm?

>>23725469
Oh fuck, this is great.

>>23726102
i just want little bits of dildo everywhere, not an overtly large/loud explosion.

>>23726115
A balloon with a few extra layers of latex on it, blown up so that it's taut enough to pass for plastic?

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>>23726102
Closest you could do would be one that just came to pieces rather than actually exploding, I think.

>>23724269
neat, i was there for that one. first comment in the thread aside from op iirc.

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>>23726184

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>>23726223
here's mine

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>>23726306
>mfw two posts of mine are in that screenshot.

>>23723911
Quite a few of those seem to involve dancing.

>>23726310
I want to hold an elf.

>>23726380
Chick did it wrong, the dong is supposed to have the Mario costume on.

>>23726398
I was just looking for this one.

I love the SQUAD FUCKING BROKEN part.

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>>23726474

>>23723494
>America.jpg

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And that's the last from me.

>>23726380
>he threw away my feelings
I hate that shit. He never asked for her feelings in the first place.

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hot off the front page

>>23724950
When you kill babies and burn villages without mercy, you're bound to fall.

>>23727204
You're far from the only one, nobody appreciated her bullshit.

>>23726539
see
>>23727137

>>23727204
Link the thread?

>>23727272
Did she seriously post pics here when she got wasted? Never did hear the full story?

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>>23723816

>>23727547
ignore last question mark.

>>23726247
Does anyone actually get this or what?

>Playing homebrew Superhero game
>Villian PC with growth powers goes up against a female acrobat hero PC with a insane level of dodge/Reflex bonus
>I Make her Tits grow to through her off balance.
>Poker face but ok
>He rolls a 20 so automatic hit
>Face palm GM is allowing it
>She now is sporting Beanbags
>Acrobat responds "I cut them off"
>Complete silence around the table
>Following a passed fortitude save she proceeds to beat the Villain into next week
>mfw in combat Mastectomy became a valid tactic

I have no image for this but i question the sanity of my group

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Contributing, starting with my absolute favourite.

>>23727715
It's a (great) /co/ joke. In the batman cartoons/comics, Batman is the world's greatest detective, and often faces off with the riddler. The answers to the riddles often make no sense, and /co/ has made some quality parodies.

Not sure how that got posted on /tg/, but it's great anyway. They usually have /tg/ stuff in their /co/ screencaps threads; lots of board crossover.

>>23727969
Well, yes, but what was the actual answer to the OP?
The Batman one is the funny answer.

>>23727809
>In Combat Mastectomy
I ....this is actually a first, I am really not sure how to respond other then "The Fuck?"

>>23727168
I wish a chick with decent tits would throw herself at me like that. Wonder what I'm doing wrong....

Maybe I should shower?

>>23727809
Mastectomy being a valid tactic
/tg/ you scare me sometimes

>>23728134
If the dude conducting multiple experiments to see how many marbles he could fit into his rectum at once, and losing some of the marbles inside of himself didn't scare you away, I doubt anything will.

>>23727861
I want this.

>>23728193
We all do.

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>>23727809
I hail from a strange land with stranger people populating the game tables, all with their own strange agendas and interests.

As a lifelong gamer of nigh-thirty years, I am officially in fucking awe of this.

Holy hot dicks from Hell, hats off to you and yours.

>>23727809
The fact that such a thought crossed this players mind shows he is a tactician of the highest order.

It is common in some adventures if some random tit is holding you down to cut them away and keep marching on

>>23722783
Oh god that's horrible.
And yet I can't stop laughing.

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Every single motherfucking time.

>>23722514
So fun fact that I can't believe no one picked up on. In Oblivion, Patrick Stewart did the voice for Emperor Uriel Septim VII, before he dies at the beginning of the game. So if this happened, every single enemy, every single NPC, and every single attack would be voiced by the fucking Emperor himself.

Am I the only one that thinks this is even more awesome?

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Also this.

>>23722455
where is that miniature from?

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>>23722783

>>23722783

That is fucking hilarious, holy shit.

993. Fear that number.

>>23722783
Jesus Christ.

Permanent alignment change to Chaotic Evil, all Paladins within a five mile radius instantly fall.

>>23726280
>>23726300
Did you know that someone turned this into a ten page comic?
And here's the link: yuutew.tumblr.com/post/13262617683/priiiiiime
Though the tenth page doesn't load, so you might as well just save the image on the page itself.

>>23727861
where is this .pdf

>>23727861
He made an entire game so that he could make a pun. This is what I aspire to be.

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>>23722455
My sides hath been split in the name of your dark god.

>>23723257
>>23722783
I've seen these before
But everytime I can't stop laughing
It's too good, far too good

>>23725973
Stealing for Rogue Trader, an Inquisitor gone mad from Imperial Administratium bullshit attempts to move to Comorragh, shit ensues just like bioshock.

>>23730923
>move to Comorragh
Why would anyone do this?

>>23730961
>Gone insane
>Not a serious game
>Sick of Imperial ways
>Wants some sexy Wych ass/has a deathwish

Why wouldn't you move there? Real Estate markets are a buyer's market. Ever since Vect cleared some more estates out after that incident with the Salamanders it's never been better to move to the Dark City.

>>23729253
Can you explain the 993 to me, please?

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This post really cracked me up, and it only got better when the Tau fanboys started replying.

>>23728638
I'm fairly sure that it's a Reaper mini with some extra bits bashed on.

>>23725219
heh i was in that one

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(1/2)

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>>23731313
(2/2)

>>23731233
Congratulations, you get a gold star.

>>23731016

Both posts ended in 993.

>>23731446
No they don't. One is 663.

>>23731461

Ah, my bad. 2 goes to 5, 9's to 6's, 3 stays 3.

>>23731461

Wait, no, you're retarded. They're both 993 you blind fuck.

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Something recent. We never heard back about whether his sister returned to the table.

>>23725433
>>23725469
>>23725375
God damn I leave for like 2 months and I miss so much shit.

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>>23731617

Holy fuck

>>23731699
Too be fair it was the girls fault she didn't gel with the group

>>23731617

Stop cutting onions over the internet guys! Fucking... jerks.

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>>23731715

No! NO FUCK YOU YOU'RE THAT FUCKING TROLL I KNOW IT'S YOU

>>23731749
I'm just saying that she went a little over board in her reaction, characters die ESPECIALLY in WFRP, hell she should be happy that at least it was a neat way to go out for her hero. But alas she just wasn't mature enough to be playing that game seriously and shouldn't have been in that group in the first place

>>23731780

So what, she should be HONOURED that she was directly responsible for killing her childhood idol and brother's character, despite the fact that the situation was forced on her?

Go choke on a dick.

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>>23731780
>I'm just saying that she went a little over board in her reaction, characters die ESPECIALLY in WFRP, hell she should be happy that at least it was a neat way to go out for her hero

SHE IS ELEVEN YOU CUNT

THAT WAS BASICALLY HER CHILDHOOD HERO, AND SHE HAS TO KNOW THAT SHE PULLED THE TRIGGER OF THE GUN THAT KILLED HIM, WHILE HE WAS TRYING TO FUCKING SAVE HER LIFE

HOLY FUCK 15/10

>>23731780

Obvious troll is obvious.

>>23731800
>>23731792
Well yeah think about it this way.
You love Superman and think he's the best unstoppable greatest thing in the world and want to be like him finally you get your chance to cruise around with him stopping bad guys going on all sorts of adventures but than BAM! you accidentally kill him. Sure it's a tragedy but then again...you just stopped the unstoppable you've killed a god. All the greatest minds and strongest foes could only accomplish that in their faintest most unfathomable dreams, but you did YOU and it wasn't even that hard...

You've surpassed the man, The Superman you've spent all this time idolizing a hero when it only blinded you to the fact that you were just simply above him all along.

But no she instead chose blind ignorance and ran off crying like a child instead of handling it like an adult

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>>23731837
>But no she instead chose blind ignorance and ran off crying like a child instead of handling it like an adult
>Berating her for behaving like a child
>She is in fact a child

:^)

>>23731617
Wow.

My own little sister wants nothing to do with me.

I've tried to get her interested in anything, Video games, PnP, Just to have some common ground.

I think I'll Try just one more time /tg/...

>>23731858
An eleven year old is perfectly capable of rational human thought

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>>23728018
Nah dude, chicks are for fags.

>>23731617
Yeah, that's some bonafide onions you've got all chopped there

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>>23731837

You can stop now.
Your explanation makes no sense and is not applicable to the situation.

>>23731877

Moreso than you, it appears.

>>23731877
>11 year old
>Prepubescent
>Brain is not fully developed
>Expecting adult reactions and logic from a small child that has not gone through the final stages of mental development.

Yeah, no, rational thought =! adult mindset.

>>23731837
Okay, I admit it, I got a little mad. I realize you're blatantly trolling and making this shit up but even just imagining that situation kinda makes me hope all of your characters die horribly for the rest of your roleplaying career.

>>23731877
Dude, a 17 year old isn't capable of rational human thought

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---Initialising Salvage Attempt---

Please Stand By...

>>23731837

> romanticizing the situation
> romanticizing the situation as an adult, not an innocent eleven year old who had no idea this could even happen

3/10. For your life, not the troll.

>>23731912
That's just an excuse parents use when their kid does stupid shit

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>>23731617

Huh. I just realised that this post here and a well-placed blame on her is sufficient to derail most, if not any thread while in the realm of /tg/.

>>23722514
I've never been a fan of the Elder Scrolls precisley because of the shitty VA but damn this would 180' my opinion in an instant

>>23731970
Truth be told about a month ago, a well placed three letter word was enough to derail an entire thread into 150 image replies and about 3-5 hours of incomprehension and outrage, along with a smattering of applause.

It's archived. It's all about circumstance and context really.

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>>23731985
What was that word anon?

>>23731985

We're talking about the Kirkwho trolling, correct?

>>23731987
"Who?"

It was the entire statement as well.
The most elegant derailment I have ever seen.

>>23731988
Yes, indeed we are.

>>23731991
I fucking miss everything....

>>23731988
Yeah, the screencap is actually the first post in this thread

>>23731990
Was that the "Kirk" thing?

>>23731837

Wow. The blood all over my screen. I didn't think somebody could be so edgy.

I hope your father molests you extra-hard tonight.

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>>23732055
Getting this mad at obvious trolls

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>>23732065
>forgetting your meme arrows

>>23732079
Andy Milonakus is that you?

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>>23732079

What am I seeing here, exactly.

>>23732104
A man who thinks he's a Charizard
I've been spending way too much time on /vp/ tryna get dem Gen VI leaks

>>23728541
That is literally the entire point of the joke.

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>>23728541

>>23722414
OP, guy who suggested it be an homage to Kirk, and "Who?" are all samefag. PROVE ME WRONG

>>23732357
Burden of proof is yours, Anon.

Bump, so I can enjoy this thread a bit longer.

Why would anyone automatically assume that every instance of the name Kirk is a reference to a 60's series character anyway?

>>23732079
>mustache disappears

>>23732492

Only true men can wield facial hair.
Hence why his 'stache abandoned him.

>>23731617
huh... it's raining.

>>23728575
I think I laughed the hardest at this picture so far.

>>23732474
>why would anyone automatically assume that talking about Kirk is talking about Captain Kirk?
....
9/10, the troll made my eyes grow wide with shock and rage before I realized what happened.

>>23730472
Non-native english speaker here, what is the pun? I get that Three Billy Goats Gruff is the story with the goats beating the troll, but what does it pun on?

>>23733497
There is no pun. The person you quoted misspoke or just doesn't understand what a pun is.

Reference is what he meant (or should have meant).

>>23726280
>>23726300
Stories like this, where someone doesn't get to be held responsible for his/her fuckups, make me so mad. Those sort of hambeasts understand the consequences of their actions if and only if they're subjected to the exact same abuse and pain. They're not even human

>>23733740
I'm having real difficulty taking that story seriously, tbh. It reads like bullshit the author made up based on all the personality traits that he knows would send /tg/ into a frothing rage.

>>23725752
I think I remember that thread, and I was genuinely surprised that OP hadn't heard of the Diplomancer Bard build that crawled up someone's ass, exploded it and thus caused everyone in the town square to be not only covered in bits of ass, but also fanatically devoted to him.

>>23728638
Reaper Necromancer

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