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First 69 threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Scholomance
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/23072794/

Previously on Blatant Fetish Quest, our protagonist, Max Power, learned that 'he' was actually a female with male genitalia, as a result of having an incubus as a father. Three years later, Max, now fit and a martial artist, flew to Romania to enroll at the prestigious Scholomance, a school for magic meeting Liz, your new girlfriend, on the way. On arriving in Romania, you learned that the Scholomance is extremely deadly and that only half of each class proceeds to the next grade each year.

You joined the Lotus prestige society, befriended Dane and Lin, other Lotuses. Upon arriving at the Scholomance, a city-sized school hidden in a cave that's bigger on the inside, you discovered a tower and found an incubus who's probably your father chained up in the basement.

You're currently trying to balance Dextra Domini, rivals, commitments to your society, relationships, and studying while trying to survive. You're about a month and a half in. Your custom-built beast won the quiz and Liz made it into the Society of the Archmagi. Your dryad hatched and your mommy-instincts kicked into high gear. You were just nearly taken out by a mysterious attacker.

Liz just asked you if you have any plans for collar designs.

What do you say?

Also, I think today is Max's birthday in the real world, if I'm not mistaken.
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>>23689435
I was under the impression we were gonna hold off on the decision and tell her it's going to be a surprise?
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>>23689435
It is a surprise we will look at some in Paris and maybe London.
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>>23689435
Weren't we thinking of making the collar shapeshift?

Happy meta-birthday, Max!
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>>23689473
We decided to make a shape shifting collar and tell her it is a surprise.
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>>23689435
Well we're going to be making it, because that makes it special, and doing the shifting thing so that she can always wear it and it always looks right for what we're doing.

Also, given that it'll be combining several schools of magic it'll make a great research project. We'll make it be able to shift with alchemy, able to know when to shift with Enchantment, and Liz binds a spirit to it with Conjuration to power right before we put it on her.
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>>23689435
I think our conclusions were:
1. Shut up Snapple
and
2. A couple of people expressed interest in designing the collar such that we can create a "hierarchy of slavery" it wasn't a clear majority by any means, but no one seemed to be against the idea.
Inb4 a ton of people say they hate the idea and that I'm a totally fag for suggesting some kind of consensus on that issue
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Huh, perfect timing.

We sort of already answered this one though.

Also
>69 threads
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>>23689435
Let's go with the shapeshifting collar, but make it a surprise. I'm sure she'll love it. A sign of her Mistress's love suitable for any occasion or circumstance.
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>>23689532
>2.
Seemed to me like it was one guy. I brought up then, as I am doing now, that that's a stupid idea because our mind-raped slaves are already marked as ours in a far more fundamental way.

Also the hierarchy of metals is a ridiculously trite way to display actual hierarchies. And it somewhat forces us to use a far simpler hierarchy than really makes any sense.
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>>23689572
I know it wasn't one guy, because people other than me supported it.
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>>23689532
>no one seemed to be against the idea.
Thread died before I could speak out against it. I dont much like the idea because girls like Breakfast and Lunch wont need a collar and ideally we shouldn't be collaring anyone else save Liz. One of the promises we made her was to not romance anybody else and we just established how fucking romantic the collar is supposed to be.
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>>23689572
>>23689611
Got to agree with this, it's not a great idea, and kind of tacky.
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>>23689525
I personalty prefer the sorcery powered route but that's because I am parodied about bound spirits.
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>>23689572
I supported the idea last thread but I don't think it's a good idea anymore. any new slaves we collar may become jealous
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>>23689630
That works, I'm not going to really argue on that minor detail. Neither are really that hard to do.
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>>23689611
You're against collaring them? but then what item do you want to power their anti scrying and teleport wards with?
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>>23689659
Maid clothes, the only thing they should ever leave the tower wearing.
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>>23689435
Tell her it'll be a suprise, then later on we can properly design a shapeshifting collar.

Damnit FemCOCK, I was beginning to think you'd abandoned us.

Also, we failed to recognise that the last thread was thread #69.
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I don't know why we are arguing about slavery when we don't have any.

We have servants that we love and cherish, an extended family if you will who love and enjoy their workplace.
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Rolled 179

>>23689435
>Blatant Fetish Quest

Too blatant for me, but have a roll for something random.
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>>23689435
lets make the transforming one so it can be anything she wants, give it to her before we go out next week and keep it a surprise
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>>23689611
Yeah, Liz will always be first for us. That said, I'd prefer that Liz not be our only nonmindfucked sub.
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>>23689674
Eh, to not durable enough for my taste. I say either a collar or a tatoo.
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>>23689624
>>23689611
I agree with this. I still think any metal used on the base form should be academically strengthened platinum as a symbol of how special she is. I don't like the look of gold on black leather or for an all metal collar. But silver is less special than gold.
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"Ah, that's a secret," you tell her with a smirk. You have some ideas for some kind of shapeshifting collar, but nothing concrete yet. "I want it to be a surprise. I have some good ideas though, I think. Is there anything you definitely want it to have, though?"

"I just want to be able to wear it with normal clothes," says Liz, blushing and nuzzling up against you. "Something comfortable enough to wear all the time."

What do you do now?
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>>23689659
Tattoos are great for everything.

>>23689683
We don't pay them and they're not free to leave.

>>23689711
>But silver is less special than gold.
Your taste is shit. A metal isn't inferior just because it costs a bit less. Silver is a fucking excellent metal. On a similar note, if we wanted something comparatively dull like platinum, we'd be better off with a form a steel. Chromoly in particular is nice looking.
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>>23689785
Study that box of Alchemy. Or spank her.
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>>23689785
"I don't think that'll be a problem."

Start meditation for Durability 2
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>>23689659
that is why we are tattooing them.
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>>23689711
I agree Platinum is hilariously classy.
>>23689805
Now your just being rude
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>>23689785
I don't know why we're having a temporal anomaly here. For those who don't care to search, the previous version of this post looked like this:

>"It will be a surprise," you tell her. "I'll let you have input, but I'm going to surprise you with something."

>Liz thinks about it for a moment, then says, "Okay. I trust you, Mistress."
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>>23689556

I take it you'd have some insight into the subject.
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>>23689785
Go see Selene, we haven't been to see her since we got back from class.
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>>23689849
this
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>>23689785
Let's go play with Selene, and see how she's doing.
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>>23689832
ITS TIME TO SPLIT!
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Hey guys had an idea. This one is actually pretty good.

Remember how Fem said the shifter collar can use ambient heat and light to power it with sorcery?

Take an obnoxiously high-powered handgun, probably need to get it custom made.
Use sorcery to enchant it so that energy from recoil, sound, and heat produced by it go towards increasing the force of the bullet.

Something like a .600 nitro express (or larger custom) revolver with no recoil and 100% silent.

If we wanted to further this even more crazy we could rig up similar enchantments on a minigun, with the ammo being fed through portals. It wouldn't be able to overheat at all and Max would have no trouble wielding it with her buffed strength.
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>>23689882
As has been previously stated, by the time we actually need to augment guns, there are better means of fighting available to us.
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>>23689882
No.
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>>23689882
The first one actually sounds decent. The minigun is silly, since if it takes that much ammo, it probably isnt going to be killed by more.
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>>23689805
personalty I love silver way more then gold but part of the whole romantic thing is social norms and we dont have any personal reason silver is special. Also platinum is dull??? Well then fuck that shit. I guess if platinum is ass I support silver.
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>>23689912
Platinum is actually quite shiny. That Anon is wrong.
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>>23689882
Huh, that idea is pretty good. Only thing is, if we need to use a gun chances are we're fucked anyways.
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>>23689805
>Platinum
>Dull
Platinum does not oxidize, and is very lustrous.
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>>23689785
Snuggle a bit, cuddle, give her plenty of smooches.

Then play with Selene, check in on Lunch and Dad.

Then we get to work, we should Self-Enchant ourself to get more bonuses to Self-Enchantment and Meditation, so a +1 to Tranquility/Inner Calm/Meditation or something like that is a good idea.
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>>23689928
Looks plenty shiny to me.
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>>23689882
You realize that if you increase the velocity of a bullet too much, it will penetrate clean through instead of flattening and releasing its kinetic energy or breaking into fragments, right? As in it's a really bad idea? No? Well, you do now.
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>>23689785
Mommy daughter time
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>>23689785
hold her tight both her hands in one of ours, stroke her hair with our other.


"of course and it will be fun too "

just cuddle a bit
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>>23689976
Well, yeah.
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>>23689898
It doesn't seem like it would be that difficult to do though. Just a couple rolls with sorcery. One successful roll session to redirect the recoil and another to redirect the sound.

We could even tell Lunch to do it sometime.

Just guessing on the mechanical bonuses the enhancements would give us, but.
+1 for sneak attacks (the silence)
(Maybe) +1 more against more moderately armored foes
or
+1 because of the accuracy (if we put it into rotational energy)
And the whole not having people hear the gunshots would be a big bonus too.

It's less about buffing the gun's strength and more about making it more sneaky.

>>23689977
Then transfer it into rotational energy for more accuracy.
Although more force might not be as bad as you think. We're using the guns on monsters and monsters and wizards. The last thing we shot was a Vampire Lord the size of a bear.
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>>23689898
Yeah, we can for example do a long-range mind bullet then teleportation abduction. But guns are still handy to have.
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>>23689882

That is one of your good ideas.
I'm not sure if it is worth the effort when we could make every part of our main handgun into a permanent focus of some kind instead though.
The sound part probably most worth it and probably only need to enchant the barrel and have the other bits for foci.
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>>23689882
>>23690050
That actually sounds like it'd be handy to have right now.
But I think that by the time we can make it, we won't need it anymore.
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>>23690050
I forgot the recoil issue that probably would help our accuracy a lot. Sound is the biggest issue. I think silence is worth one less focus and if the other effects can all use the same part golden. Otherwise i say we make the gun into a collection of foci over a supper gun.
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>>23690131
I don't see why we can't make it now.

All we have to do is two simple enchants.
Basic sorcery, if I understand it correctly, to redirect already present energy.

We made a shitty foam cup hold a gallon in under an hour, we can make a gun transfer sound and/or recoil into something else easily.

Or, like I said, force lunch to do it. She is our crafter slave after all. And she is better at sorcery than us.
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>>23689898
>>23690092
I like the Idea of enchanting one to be a mental attack foci with the bluets being strain adsorbing foci and replacing the gunpowder with temp foci like ,rohypnol, a drop of alcohol, small picture of a brain with a knife on it on the shell casing, some or our spunk, if we want to make it long range fire it at a representation of out target

>>23690050
I just don't think it will be all that effective for the amount of energy we will need to put into it.its a great idea for liz but we can make something better for us once we get enough super strength
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>>23690210
>I just don't think it will be all that effective for the amount of energy we will need to put into it
Order Lunch to work on it and wait.

>its a great idea for liz but we can make something better for us once we get enough super strength
Super strength doesn't make guns silent.
Not to mention that this would likely be less rolls to complete if we decided to do it ourselves than buffing strength further would be.
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>>23690131
It's within our abilities now, barring any surprises from FemCOCK. The real issue is just that the time we could spend on making it might be better spent in meditation or something.

Also, idea: Instead of noise/recoil/etc adding to force (because whoever can stop a bullet can probably also stop a slightly faster bullet) but instead might supply energy to remove strain. If that's not possible, perhaps we can come up with some other useful combat application beyond just "+1 bullet damage".
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>>23690210
Dox you are making a couple of mistakes.
1:There is no advantage of your bullet foci over the utility belt option.
2:Every individual part of the gun can be a separate permanent focus.
3:If we replace the gunpowder there will be no recoil to load the next bullet.
4:It is probably a bad idea to use a bullet in our gun as a temp focus because of all the focus ash fouling the gun.
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>>23690268
I think he means that eventually we'll be able to throw knives faster and more accurately than bullets.
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>>23690181
I think its a terrible idea. Stick to using our body as a weapon. It's lotus's strength.
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>>23690331
>>23690268
>>23690050
>>23690096
OP has said that enchanting a gun is a bad idea. Ergo, its a bad idea and you should stop it.
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>>23689882
This is retarded and a waste of time.

Normally I just ignore Snapple, but this looks like one of those ones he is gonna spam across multiple threads, so Im gonna go ahead and veto it now.

Spend that time meditating or studying alchemy instead.
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>>23690281
it is probably easier to recharge a permanent focus than mitigate strain. in that case we can use the captured energy to recharge the parts of the gun we make into foci.
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>>23690331
>because of all the focus ash fouling the gun.
On that note, how big is the particulate matter of focus ash? Is it big flakes like from a camp fire or is it measured in microns like volcanic ash or what?
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What if we fertilized a dryad seed with another, ground up dryad seed?
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>>23690377
We can have lunch do this. while we study and or meditate.
and if >>23690380 works that is useful.
>>23690357
for better weapons sure but the silencer is useful in any event.
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>>23690415
You, you...DOUBLE DRYAD
It would be kinda hot if it led to conjoined twins, though.
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>>23690415
I think it's been mentioned that it does basically nothing. Can't really make a dryad more...dryad-y.
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>>23690331
It wouldn't need to work like a real gun just store the temp foci and drain mitigation foci

>>23690268
it would be easier to make yes but the strength would be better femcock said so

>>23690377
its a good idea just not for us liz maybe but we should be able to catch bluets by the end of this year so its not great

>>23690415
no
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>>23690423
While she is doing this she isn't making more useful stuff for us. Like foci that will help us get a better grade in class.
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>>23690410
It's been noted as not actually ash (both in regards to ash tattoos and phoenix ash) so we can probably assume it derives its name from a superficial resemblance to the sort of ash that people normally encounter, ie ash from a fire.

Also if it was only microns big magic would be done while wearing respiratory masks.
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>>23689785
I'm gonna say to do something with Selene just to cement it as a majority so we can get a move-on. The dumb arguments are starting again.
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>>23690415
That is almost as bad as Snapple's Maxleather collar idea.
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>>23690423
>>23690440
Its a waste of time. Liz will be able to sun-kill people before some retarded gun is useful to her and Lunch should be doing more useful things, like making foci and being embarrassed about how lewd her sister is.

Its a stupid idea and fem herself has said before magic guns are not worth the trouble so I dont see why people are humoring Snapple over this.

Then again, I dont see why anyone humors that faggot.
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>>23690462
Im going to second this in hopes people stop being dumb.
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>>23690440
if you are proposing we carry a gun that is not a real gun but a gaudy permanent focus that holds temporary foci and other permanent foci i have to say that is stupid, if not than how can we ignore the ash and failure to reload?
If we want to use it as a gun we need to take that into account. I want to make the gun we plan to carry anyway be a usefully tool for self defense in more ways than shooting people.
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>>23690462
I already voted for this but yes we can move on.
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>>23690438
It was mentioned. It just focuses more on the Drayad aspects. Which probably isnt a very good idea, considering how possessive they are. But yeah, pretty much nothing.
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"I'm going to go spend some time with Selene," you tell Liz, giving her one last kiss.

"Okay, Mistress," she says. "I'm going to lie down for a little while, maybe study or watch a movie. Do you want to do something to relax later? Other than sex, that is."

What do you tell her?
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>>23690647
Look of astonishment "There's ways to relax other than sex?"
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>>23690647
"Sure, did you have anything in mind?"
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>>23690647
"I'll probably be meditating for a bit after I have some fun with Selene, but if I finish in a reasonable amount of time that does sound nice. Do you have anything in mind?"
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>>23690647

I don't know I might want to look at girly magazines with you and Liz.
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>>23690647
Tell her we'll go for a picnic later. We can sit on the top floor and look out of the hole there, assuming the dust has cleared and it's not too much of a risk.
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>>23690660
this

then yea lets cuddle up and ....read?
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>>23690695
There's a risk we might be seen, so probably not wise.
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>>23690710
>read
inb4 "Max smash tiny books!"
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>>23690499
Permanent foci are super useful. We can make one gun into a dozens permanent foci. Instead of needing to carry a dozen impractical bits and bobs we can carry one useful mundane tool that is also a dozen other useful magical tools.
I like the idea of magical silencers the other "mundane" improvements are vastly less worthwhile.

if this plan works >>23690380 i say we do it and use one tools waste to improve the others.

>>23690647
dose this plan work? >>23690380
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>>23690780
We got the tattoos for permanent foci. We aren't going to be able to enchant all of them before the quest ends probably.
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>>23690647
We could get Selene and watch a movie together. Make it a musical so Selene isnt left out.

Ooh! Make it Lion King! No childhood is complete until you have watched Lion King!

Or maybe save that until after we give her golemsight, but still.
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>>23690810
I second this, but only once we've given Selene golem sight so she's able to appreciate the magic that is Disney animation.
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>>23690810
Seconding Lion King, Selene won't be a child for long, and she can't miss out on that.
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>>23690810
We need to watch that with her. Can we cast the sense steal spell so she has or sight or is that more research?
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>>23690810
>Lets watch a movie with the blind babby

Snapple put your trip back on.
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>>23690808
Main benefit of Non tatoo'd foci is that Lunch can make them for us. That said, Your idea is still fucking stupid.
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>>23690835
It might be a good idea to show it once to her when she cant see and again when she can so she fully appreciates the extra sense.
>>23690854
>Make it a musical so Selene isn't left out
Try reading the whole post.
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>>23690854
>implying that blind people cannot derive enjoyment from movies and tv
You are a horrible person.

Or just ignorant
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>>23690808
Lunch cant enchant out tattoos unless we are there she can enchant our gun without us.
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>>23690885
We could have her work on our tattoos while we meditate Lotus self augmentations since those take a fucklong time anyway.

Might have to put a bit more effort into zenning out but it seems worth it.
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>>23690926
She could but what about when we have class? Also my idea may not be worth it for Max even with Lunch. But making Liz's gun into a pile of foci is a good idea on the same principles.
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>>23690970
I'd prefer to use something like a ring.
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>>23690926
I'd recommend against Lunch working on our tattoos, we don't want her to screw up and do damage to us, it's very different from her building regular foci.
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>>23690990
We could have her build a bracelet with a ton of anti minduck foci.
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>>23690647
Tell Liz we'd like to watch a movie with her. Maybe bring a blanket and just cuddle under it. See if we can't alchemize popcorn or something else suitable.
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>The Lion King
Oh I'm sure dad will get a kick out of that. Kinda like he'd get a kick out of a Symphony X album. Mmm.
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>>23690647
A movie sounds good, maybe something with humor that doesn't go over Max's head but that Liz will still enjoy. I assume this will be watched on a laptop? Can't remember if the sitting room has a tv.
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>>23691139
...I may be listening to Paradise Lost right now...
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>>23691139
mmmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RBOu_tWJVC0
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>>23691178
Mmm.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S2CISHqGzCg

Hmm-hmm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc62kCsDT9M


Yeah, pretty much any random Symphony X song is gonna put him in some state of emotional whiplash. I sure hope there isn't any on Lin's music player.
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>>23691215
I don't know, the odyssey would probably make him nostalgic...

Also supporting movie night, we also might want to mention Lin (unless it was us) proposed a weekly movie night for the house.
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>>23691290
Well, I think Evolution might actually be a pretty uplifting song for him to listen to. It's pretty much humans inheriting the Earth and becoming gods of their own fate. Seems like something that would make him happy.
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>>23691313
I think any song which makes him think about the past or the state of humanity in general will probably bum him out.
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>>23689882
wouldn't the bullet keep going faster, and therefor keep getting louder, thus making an infinite loop and eventually going faster than light, which would lead femcock to have to make up physics?
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>>23691334
I would've thought he's come to terms with being bombarded with constant religious imagery and references by now, he's had several thousand years of it after all.
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>>23691334
Well, I was being a wishful thinker, as you're probably right. Especially Divine Wings of Tragedy. That's about his brother being cast into Hell. That's not going to be a pretty thing for him to relive.
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So, is the consensus to suggest watching the Lion King later with Selene, her mama, and her mommy?
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>>23691385
Hell yeah motherfucker.
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>>23691385
Sure.
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>>23691385
Yep
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>>23691385
No, we should find one that's not an allegory for what a bad guy her great uncle is.
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>>23691385
Can we work on reversing the sensory spell, to give her our sight?
Could we have the elemental just do that constantly, until she is capable of learning the regular version?
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>>23691385
I love the Lion King.
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>>23691385
no she cant see it yet ... after we finish the spell for her ... lets work on that first man. we diden't have too much left to do right?
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>>23691385
This. All of my this.
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>>23691346
No the bulk of the noise would be from the gunpowder and expanding gas, that is why silencers work, the rest is minimal and would not grow much as its speed increases beyond the speed of sound. That would certainly get overwhelmed well before the bullet gets close to C and therefor infinite mass.

>>23690986
For Liz? Because foci are why we got the tattoos in the first place.
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>>23691385
She can't watch a movie without any eyes!
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>>23691411
No more of an allegory than a million other things, I don't think Dimitri is going to be crying himself to sleep over it.
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>>23691385
I think we'd rather give her the ability to see out of Fap first. Since she, you know, can learn that.
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>>23691385
>>23691389
Hell yeah motherfucker.
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>>23691411
Well have fun with that, because the majority of kid's movies are Christian allegories of some sort.

Hercules? Jesus allegory. (Yeah, fucking Disney.)
Hunchback of Notre Dame? Religious overtones galore.
Pocahontas? Religious allegory.

The list goes on. And we are definitely not doing something like The Secret of NIMH. If anyone suggests NIMH I will personally castrate them.
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>>23691451
this can be the first practical test.
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>>23691436
It's a musical! Have you ever listened to a radio drama or a book on tape? You don't need to see what's happening if the voice acting, sound effects and story are good enough?
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>>23691482
Yeah, but she's going to get the ability to see soon enough. Might as well save it for when she can see.
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>>23691469
And The Lion King is Hamlet.

And the whole thing with Scar killing his brother and chasing out the young males totally happens in nature, too.

>>23691436
So you're saying blind people don't watch tv? Ignorant asshole.
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>>23691507
We're saving Pixar for that. You want to save the lion king (which I think is a great sightless first movie for Selene) for later, what do you think we should watch?
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>>23691531
If we really wanted to amuse her we could take her to see a play. But for just the two of us, we could see something sappy and romantic.
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Liz already wanted to see a movie, right? Why don't we just see whatever she was planning on watching with her instead of deciding to see something else instead.
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>>23691552
Or we could watch something awesome, like The Protector.
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>>23691570
This is a good point. Just because she's our sub doesn't mean we need to always control everything she does.
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for the collar use this as the base and make it capable of shapeshifting
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>>23691385
I vote no. Missing out on something that other people would clearly enjoy might make Selene unhappy. I think it would be best to wait until we can give her colour sight.
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>>23691385
Sounds good. Now are we going to play with Selene now or work on making her spell into a game first?
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>>23691651
>implying the songs arent the best part
>implying it wont completely blow Selene's mind when she realizes all these songs she loves have COLOR to them too
Hell, we could even try to incorporate it into that game we are trying to make for her.
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>>23691651
I don't think Selene's every heard an orchestra or anything like a Disney musical. Baby steps.
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>Blind people cannot enjoy a musical
Some of you have some very warped ideas about what a blind person is, it seems.
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"Maybe we could break out the Lion King," you say, grinning. "Let Selene enjoy a fun movie with her moms."

"Oh, that could be nice," she says. "I bet she would like the songs. Would it be better to save it for once she can see, though? You know, so she can get the whole experience. Maybe we should read her some fun books instead?"

What's your response
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>>23691688
>I don't think Selene's every heard an orchestra
We're not taking her when we go to Paris, are we? I bet there's some good shows there. We should check out what's playing while we plan to be in town and if they're sold out or what.
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>>23691708
I vote we stick with the lion king. The songs really are the best part.
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>>23691708
Reading some books could be good too. I'm fine with either.

In b4 100 more posts arguing.
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>>23691708
Kids books are about the pictures too.

Let's break out the radio plays.
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>>23691688
exactly propose the Lion King with Selene to Liz.
I want to see her adorable little jaw drop.
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>>23691725
I'm pretty sure we're going to paris to go clubbing, so I doubt we'll be visiting an orchestra or taking selene
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>>23691725
No, that wasn't what the paris trip was for, we'll organize a special day out for her some other weekend.
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>>23691708
books!
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>>23691708
yes, lets and when she sleeps want to help me with the spell for her think I got it almost done ?
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>>23691703
It's the people in the quest group that are always scared of offending or hurting anyone. They're too scared that something might turn out badly and refuse to do anything unless it will happen perfectly.

>>23691708
Let's watch it with Selene. She's too young to understand the visual story, anyway. It's all about the music for any child, sight or not, at her age.
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>>23691725
I don't think we're taking her out of the tower until we have a human disguise for her, she knows the sensory skimming spell and we know she won't get separated from us. We don't want to lose Selene in a big city.
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>>23691708
watch it.
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>>23691743
Actually I think the spell is done, we just had to turn it into a game.
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>>23691708
If she watches it now, then again when she can see, it will be a good way for her to get to grips with her new sight.

So I say Lion King.
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>>23691726
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4efZIHtiQQ

>>23691708
"I think she'll love it anyways, and it'll be even better once she's learned that."
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>>23691734
>go clubbing
>not going to the orchestra
Protip: A night in the city should include a show as well as clubbing. It should also include at least one meal, incidentally, and you can precede all those things with something as well; touristy stuff would be totally appropriate since we're not local.
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>the musics the best part

>not starting out with cantonese version Mulan
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>>23691764
then lets do that with liz teach liz the spell and work on a game for it , then we teach it to selene and watch the lion king
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>>23691708
I still think we should watch it. If she doesn't seem interested having a book for back up is a good idea, but at her age-equivalent human kids usually like watching movies multiple times. It think she'd think it the coolest thing ever for the lion king to expand in later viewings.
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>>23691818
We could, but Liz seems to want a bit of down time, and after wearing her cock all day I'm inclined to give her a break for a bit.
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>>23691708
I think she will love it. And that way she will have a deeper appreciation of it once she can finally see.
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>>23691816
Dont be a Disney hipster. LK is fucking classic modo.
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>>23691857
well we did say we would punish her for needing help in class just not how, also it will be enchantment practice so i say do it
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>>23691895
That isn't really a fun punishment though, that's just being a dick.
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>>23691891
I'm not being hipster, and trust me I could be, but don't you want Selene to be a man?
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Sounds like the consensus is to watch the Lion King anyway so that she can enjoy a before and after experience once she becomes a sighted person. Is that accurate?
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>>23691895
I thought that we had stated that her punishment for needing help with her cock would be having to wear it again the next day? (repeat until she lasts the full day without help)
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>>23691926
Yes mam.
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>>23691926
Yup, that's right.
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>>23691926
Yes, but keep a kids book on hand just in case.
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>>23691926
Yep.
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>>23691926
that sounds good.

>>23691624
that looks good and is a fair plan
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>>23691673
Agreed, but we should only do it when she's able to learn the game so that it's motivation to learn seeing in colour. Dangling something like that in front of her face before she's able to learn it would be cruel.
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"I think we should go with the Lion King anyway," you say. "I'm sure she'll enjoy the musical bits and it should be an exciting shock once she gets to actually see it. Be prepared for her to want to watch it a billion more times, though. You know how kids are about these kinds of things."

"Yes, Mistress," says Liz giving you a big smile. She's still glowing from the collar discussion; you could probably convince her of just about anything at the moment.

You climb on down to Selene's room. She runs up to you for a hug, yelling, "Mama!"

"Oh, hello there, my sweet little girl!" you say, picking her up and spinning her around. You cover her in kisses.

What do you do with her?
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>>23692048
>you could probably convince her of just about anything at the moment.
If that's not a hint from the DM I don't know what is.

Uh, is there anything we want to bring up now?
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>>23692048

Lets make sure FAP is with us so we can start showing or teaching her how to see while the previews are going on.
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>>23692085
>>you could probably convince her of just about anything at the moment.
>If that's not a hint from the DM I don't know what is.
>
>Uh, is there anything we want to bring up now?
Incest
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>>23692102
>not the heart of power
you've grown boring, Snapple.
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>>23692048
>could convince her of anything
Damn, we lost our chance of Dad/Gaviscon
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>>23692124
Well, Dad DOES have to obey our every command...
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>>23692094
We need to figure out how to turn the spell into a fun game for her first.
>>23692085
You probably -could- convince her of just about anything at the moment. That doesn't mean that she wouldn't be mad at you for taking advantage of her uncharacteristically receptive mood later.
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>>23692124
>Dad/Gaviscon
Ohgodno.
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>>23692048
Let's not start trying to make her do things.

Sit down and enjoy the movie.
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>>23692094
this
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>>23692154
Eh, we're gonna walk in on it eventually.

Work on more enchantment games/lessons with our darling girl.
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>>23689435
Weird, my real name is Max.
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>>23692139
>>23692154
jesus fuck i didnt mean dad on gaviscon, I just meant us fucking dad, or loz fucking gaviscon
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>>23692200
I thought we were going to wait till later and watch it with Liz too?
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>>23692154
Fuck yes. Neither of them are even allowed to say no.

And we can have Liz watch.
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>>23691835
yes lets watch a movie with our baby and Signiphicant Other
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>>23692219
all three are fine with me

>>23692094
try this

>>23692234
>implying she wouldn't join in / hasen't had them both at the same time yet
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>>23692048
Just relax and watch the movie.

We don't HAVE to do anything special, sometimes it's better to just relax.
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>>23692234
I can't believe I have too say no to suggestions like these, but we are not ordering our dad into situations like this for our amusement,
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>>23692048
Give Selene kisses, play with her, maybe get started on the "game" for the sense spell.

Then we Meditate and get another +1, and after that we watch Lion King.
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>>23692124
Well, we learned something from this, didn't we?
Yes.
We learned not to unnecessarily use the backslash instead of "or" out of laziness.
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>>23692094
fuck yea lets just wing it it worked last time for basic enchantment

>>23692219
fuck yea all 3 are great

>>23692266
yea you got a point
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>>23692234
No now is not sexy time now is wholesome family time. Breakfast might love it to but no sex and this is for Selene.
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>>23692259
Liz is pretty exclusively our slut. You might be thinking of Lin.
>>23692319
>>23692266
Relax, I was joking. I'm just getting tired of Gav and Dad being brought up all the time.
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>>23692329
yea I was
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>>23692297
>>23692266
Dad dose want us though. We could tell him he could and he would do us without our orders. Gav is happy to serve any way he can. No clue on Dad x Gav
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>>23692102
why do you always ruin good moods?
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>>23692048
I think that not taking advantage of Liz's good vibrations will earn us brownie points worth more than anything we could convince her of.

Let's try and introduce the idea of a movie to Selene, and then put on the Lion King for the three of us (Max, Liz & Selene).
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It sounds like consensus is to move straight to movie times. Is that accurate?
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>>23692388
Yes
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>>23692388
yea well lets try and teacher her the spell whats the worst that could happen?
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>>23692388
yes
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>>23692388
Yep.
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>>23692388
sure thing but I want to try and teach her the spell to see we do so well when helping her I am sure it will work , and she is a great learner
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>>23692388
Well, unless we want to give Liz a little more time to recover, also, is her sleep cycle still out of whack? Because we should probably check if she's napping instead of just barreling up with Selene.
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>>23692404
Over the last few days, we've accidentally experienced Breakfast getting fucked by Dad, worked out a resolve to not cheat on Liz with him, gotten all our tattoos done, were nearly kidnapped, defeated and mindtweaked the attacker as our second Meal, and worked in some punishment on Liz.

I think we've earned a night to just relax and enjoy a movie.
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>>23692404
>>23692420
Oh, I must have missed the thread when we figured out how to turn the spell into a game for Selene to learn.
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>>23692404
You haven't yet figured out how to turn teaching her the spell into a game.
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>>23692388
Yeah, after the movie we should work on turning Selene's spell into a game and openning a notebook on collar ideas for Liz. We're going to need time to research, modify or create all the spells we want to weave into it to make the collar truly and safely shape shifting.
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>>23692449
This. We can start on the spell game tomorrow, now that we have the end goal of having her be able to see the full Lion King experience in mind.
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>>23692477
movie time.
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>>23692449
Support. Well said anon.
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>>23692477
Crap. Wait! We have to get Selene her sippy cup and alchemize some popcorn or snacks before we start the movie! Very, very improtant!
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>>23692588
OF THE UTMOST IMPORTANCE
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>>23692588
Vital
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>>23692588
A necessity
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>>23692588
MOST IMPORTANT.
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"We're going to go watch a movie," you tell Selene excitedly. She gets excited too, though she's probably just excited because you are.

"Movy?" she asks.

"Yes. And it's time to go get snacks."

You bring her upstairs to the kitchen and start putting together a sippy cup for her and collecting some foci for making some popcorn.

What foci do you gather? Keep in mind that it takes time to gather them, and listing too many could put the movie on hold for an hour or more.
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>>23692816
a microwave and some prepackaged butter flavored popcorn bags
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>>23692816
butter, some tinfoil, some corn, some chop sticks, and salt that yellow starch meal as a base
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>>23692816
Butter, Salt, corn starch
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>>23692816
butter, corn, and a sprinkle of salt.
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>>23692841
How magical.
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>>23692841
this if we have it. Otherwise butter salt yellow starch meal and anything with corn in it
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>>23692816
That yellow flour-like stuff as a base, some bread for starch and fluffiness, anything with high-fructose corn syrup (the corn derivative should resonate with our target), a crumpled up piece of paper (it looks like popcorn sort of), and a lit match for the heat of freshly popped corn.
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>>23692816
>and listing too many could put the movie on hold for an hour or more.
What if we just list stuff we have around anyway?
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>>23692887
no reason to nat1 and make our sanctum explode in a puff of butter flavored dust particles
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>>23692816
If we limit our search to the kitchen we should be able to save some time, right?
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Can we all agree the foci hunt should take no more than 15 minutes and after that max should just use whatever she has?
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>>23693046
yes.
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>>23693046
Yes.
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>>23693046
yes
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>>23693046
Seconded. This is a good idea.
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>>23692841
Do we have any popcorn packets? Doesn't seem like we would, but if we have that and a microwave there's no need to muck about with magic.
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>>23693131
Agreed, but I don't think we have a microwave. We really should build one at some point (though Lipunch already saves us from Lin's cooking).
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>>23693165
Why build one when we can buy one?
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>>23693165
>Lunch, not Lipunch, saves us from Lin's cooking
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You grab some corn meal, some butter, and some salt to serve as temporary foci in your popcorn-crafting spell.

Roll Alchemy to craft popcorn. You get a +3 from temporary foci, so I'll consider the first five linked 1d100 rolls.
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Rolled 80

>>23693223
yummy
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>>23693180
As far as I know all of our appliances are actually independently powered magical constructs. The advantage of not tying everything into a centralized power system is that the appliances are not draining the towers wards (which currently are the equivalent of our electrical system in addition to all their other functions).
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Rolled 87

>>23693223
Poppin'
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>>23693223
>>
Rolled 18

>>23693223
Delicious corms
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Rolled 27

>>23693223
food
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Rolled 54

>>23693223
>>
Rolled 39

>>23693223
Rolls
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>>23693232
>>23693235
Fuck yeah, popcorn.
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>>23693268

I feel like we should have added some semen as a focus
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>>23693180
$$$
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>>23693234
Perhaps it would be possible to bind an electricity elemental to a microwave? Microwaves are complicated things that use a specific method of heating, and I don't think we'd be able to replicate the effect with a magic box (as opposed to a frige, for instance).
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>>23693281
"Dis popcorn is weally salty, mama!"

>>23693300
Did you forget about the solid gold we made during the excavations? In mundane terms, we're filthy rich.
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>>23693180
Added to the shopping list
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>>23693307
Run it by dad, it would probably work but Kim not sure how rough a bound electricity elemental would be on mundane equipment. If we're going to end up spending as much time magic wear and tear proofing a mundane microwave as building a magic one, let's just go for the more durable option.
>>
Wait a second. The tower doesn't actually have electrical power, does it?

>>23693333
Did you forget that we have no way to launder it? We can't just walk into Walmart and hand the cashier some gold in exchange for shit.
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>>23693395
>Kim = I'm
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>>23693399
No it doesn't.
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>>23693399
We actually can get it laundered. Dad pops over to Russia and sells to gold to the organised crime rings there.
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>>23693436
And the Russians wouldn't use dad to launder their cash? Be careful trading in black markets for currency.
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>>23693436
>>23693465
THE GOLD ISN'T ILLEGAL. ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS SELL IT LITERALLY ANYWHERE.
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>>23693465
He already does it, hasn't backfired on him yet.
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>>23693483
This I agree with. I'm just saying that if we want spending cash we should probably go through a legitamate gold dealer.
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>>23693436
Hey, we're from New York. We can damn well get our gold laundered by Americans.

>>23693483
Whether it's illegal doesn't fucking matter. We don't want an investigation anyway, because I'm sure the archmages don't appreciate people drawing attention to the whole "there's kids with crazy magic" thing.
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>>23693232
>>23693235
With a chain of small pops - which absolutely delight Selene - the scoop of yellow mush powder that you still have scads explodes into a bowl full of hot, buttery, salty popcorn. You hoist Selene - already enjoying her sippy cup - in one arm and the bowl in the other than carefully climb back down to the bedroom. "Get the Lion King started!" you say excitedly. "It's time for Selene's first movie."

"You've got it," says Liz, happily bringing it up on her laptop.

That's where I'm going to end it for tonight. I'm tired.
>>
>>23693522
Why do I now have the image of Hera dredging for gold by transmuting the seabed she is vacuuming as she vacuums it?
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>>23693522
If we don't sell it in a country where gold has a federal paper trail - i.e. not the US - then there's no real risk of unwanted attention, especially if we choose to remain anonymous, which all large-scale major dealers of basically everything allow.
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>>23693522
Pretty sure they don't give a flying fuck, because any attention to magic is going to get the person saying kids are using magic branded as a loon.
>>
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Scholomance

This thread is now archived. Remember to vote it up. Tomorrow's thread might be late too.
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>>23693645
Thanks FemCOCK, I really enjoyed the unexpected thread.

And thanks for the warning about tomorrow.
>>
>>23693417
How is Liz's laptop and everyone's phones powered then?

>>23693604
Except that's not what would happen. They would say "where are these kids getting all this money?" and investigations would lead them to Scholomance, causing a big mess that somebody has to clean up.
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>>23693689
Lightning elementals
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>>23693689
>phones
For some reasipon it thought we were manually rechardpging them with magic. As in, rolling sorcery with batteries and the like as foci. Well, by we I mean dad.
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>>23693689
>Except that's not what would happen. They would say "where are these kids getting all this money?" and investigations would lead them to Scholomance, causing a big mess that somebody has to clean up.
How would investigations possibly lead back to the Scholomance? Who are 'they' in this equation? What the fuck are you even talking about?
>>
>>23693689
>>23693734
We dont need to have this argument because Dad already said he knows how to take care of all that gold and turn it into money for us
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>>23693734
"Where does this sixteen year old girl who in the last few months has cashed in however many hundreds of thousands or millions of dollars live? Where does she go to school? What do her family members do for a living?..."
Eventually they get to questions we don't really want asked because they will hassle mom or us, or the information might get leaked to dextra.
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>>23693782
Support
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>>23693734
He's assuming Scholomance isn't shielded by magic I guess, fucking feds couldn't deal with a mind magicing teleporting half incubus.
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>>23693734
>How would investigations possibly lead back to the Scholomance?
>"Where did all this money come from?"
>"Oh, I see these kids recently went to school abroad, let's look into that"

>Who are 'they' in this equation?
There's a couple possibilities, but IRS are most likely.
>>
>the Quest record for consecutive days is 36
>BFQ just finished day 35
how does that feel
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>>23693804
>>23693815
>>23693816
Stop. Dad already said he has it covered.
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>>23693817
Feels like this thread was just here to keep the record going... even though it was still running for quite a while compared to most quests.
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>>23693816
Why do you assume we're going to sell it in a country with a federal paper trail for gold transactions? That would be retarded. We're not going to sell it in the US.
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>>23693842
He has liquidation covered. Sudden money is suspicious in cash even moreso than in gold.
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>>23693645
thanks for the heads up.
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>>23693816
We would use mind magic to remove any memory of who exchanged the gold in any case, that is if we were going to do this in the US, which we aren't.
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>>23693867
Dad has done all this before. He said he has all of our funding under control. We just need to tell him what we want and he will get it for us.

There is literally no need to be arguing this.
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>>23693846
Okay, so are we going to only spend the money in ways that leave no paper trail? Because one of the things we wanted to cover was Mom's bills, and bills are 100% paper trail.
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>>23693887
exactly the only possible way we care is if we want to hand mom a briefcase full of money if we just by stuff we have no problems.
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>>23693817
Cool, I guess? I'm pretty sure there are longer-running quests than 36 consecutive days, though. Didn't Mahou Shonen Quest run for a ridiculous number of consecutive days? I would see those threads up on /tg/ constantly back when they were running.
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>>23693933
Then why dont we just ask dad the best possible way to help mom instead of making up a bunch of Snapple-tier plans, then.
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>>23693908
That is a separate problem for now. Unless you can solve it we can table it. Buying a microwave for cash is no issue.
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>>23693956
that's my point we can buy almost anything that isn't obvious consumption to the IRS.
But unless we ask dad for a plan or can make one ourselves we still can't give Mom an appreciable amount of money.
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>>23693908
It would be viable for her to pay her bills and spend just a little more than usual on any debt, and as long as she doesn't make any conspicuous purchases it should be unobtrusive enough that nobody notices.
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>>23694034
Well, technically we can give it to her but she can't spend it all at once.
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>>23693954
I thought so too, but no. Dude took periodic breaks. The current record is held by AC-Guy. Exabyte was also going for breaking it with his newest quest, but you got a head start on him with that.
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>>23694087
Didnt exabyte have a mini-breakdown once he learned he wasnt femcock or something?
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>>23694039

But her savings would look suspicious when she decides to spend it.
>>23694054
That is technically true and possibly more secure if we die than trickling her money. As long as she only stores it in something like a numbered Swiss bank or under a mattress. But it gets hard to really improve her life without IRS BS.
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>>23694116
...what?
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>>23694116
>he wasnt femcock or something?

Who's he?
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>>23694116
I thought he just expressed mild regret at not having as much free time.
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>>23694136
>>23694154
He got all depressed that he couldnt run multiple daily quests that were incredibly popular while also receiving oral from a sub. I dunno, someone posted a screencap from IRC or something showing him getting all depressed at femcock and the success of BFQ.
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>>23694185
Oh, yeah that was me who pasted that. Exabyte was being tongue-in-cheek.
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>>23694184
The lense of rumor is pretty quick to magnify that into "minor breakdown". Next time it's repeated, the "minor" will be gone. Who knows where it will go from there?
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>>23694184
is this a dumb idea or should I note it on the wiki?
>>23690380
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>>23694185
FemCOCK does multiple quests?
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>>23694216
So was I about the severity of his reaction. Its easy to forget tone doesnt convey over text unless exaggerated.
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>>23694254
I thought it WAS pretty damn exaggerated. Don't be a butt about this.
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>>23694249
Allegedly, but he won't tell us what the other ones he's done are.
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>>23694249
I think he meant multiple threads.
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>>23694272
>>23694272
>Don't be a butt about this.
I’m not trying to be? I meant that I apologize for misleading you guys? Um...my bad? Does just plain old sorry work? Because thats what I was getting at.
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>>23694272
You're a butt. I should spank you for being insolent, too.
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>>23694343
Misunderstandings. I apologize as well.

>>23694491
Eh, maybe if it's Femcock who administers.
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>>23689946
>Huh, that idea is pretty good. Only thing is, if we need to use a gun chances are we're fucked anyways.

You guys forget about the gunslinging dextra domini so fast.

Guns are clearly even more viable when magic is involved



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