>>23566280
Start gathering foci to enchantment.
The usual wank, paper doll, (will Max's hair work for this?), brain pic, a stick (to represent a magic wand)

>>23566280
Can I get a ruling?
How many foci can we turn our first tattoo into? Since we can turn each individual word into its own focus, I would imagine quite a few...

>>23566280
Help Dad gather foci, then teleport over to Lotus and get that tattooing done.

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>>23566280

Hooray someone that wants to make her an assistant in group casting!

For those who're still afraid of her fixing her mind with magic, we can set her brain up to she can't do it without our permission. And maybe put her down just to 1 dot in everything but Enchantment, since we've got enough Enchantment between Max and Dad.

Before we go, I do still want to ask Dad about Sam's shot with Petrov. Did the ol' Archmagi swing that way?

>>23566277
depends on how many foci the root tattoo can be made into. first and foremost we got it to protect against conjuration.

>>23566280
"That was already the plan."

Let's go play with Selene, get some cuddles in with her, see how her hearing is doing, all of that.

Then gather our usual assortment of foci for enchantment, multiple sets of them, 1 for getting into Lunch's head, one for modifying her and her memories, and one spare, just in case.

>>23566280
Darn, I wanted max to absorb her demon binding knowledge before the big erase, but if dad's going back in there it might be better for him to erase all of it for us. Ask dad whether leaving her magical ability intacted is worth the assumed risk.

>>23566356
I've been wanting to know this too. But I thought we could get down to each letter being a focus?

>>23566280
Actually eat some food, since we've been unconscious/magic battling our attackers since the previous night. Check on Selene. Gather up some foci to numb pain during the session and to heal afterwards.

>>23566356
A lot. By the time you get these tattoos done, you'll have an arbitrarily large amount of words to use as a base for making permanently foci. After that, it's all a matter of finding both the time and the energy to enchant them. Also, from my understanding, the plan was to devote most of them to constructing extremely robust temporary wards to keep you from getting teleported into the sun.

>>23566366
I think FemCOCK said it probably had more words than we'd ever get around to making permanent foci. Hopefully I'm not misremembering that since it's the assumption I'm working under...

>>23566394
Yep anticonj was the plan. Not sure where people why people started latching onto the durability foci idea.

>>23566371
I'm pretty sure FemCOCK said that the Written Word has sound-symbols link directly together to form words as a single, unbroken chain, so the letters don't stand apart individually.
However, since he's going to give us the good old "Finite, but Arbitrarily Large Amount" of words, then we can pretty much just load up on them for all of our free time for the next week and be fairly safe from just about anything we can think of.

>>23566420

Well we need more stats for the special superhuman martial arts training. Not getting sunfucked or mindfucked first I think is a better move.

>>23566280
>"Maybe leave enough of her magic to make her be a decent assistant in focus crafting and group casting. I don't see her needing more than that, but that much at least should be crazy useful."
At the very least. An extra person who can use magic is incredibly useful.

>>23566394
>Also, from my understanding, the plan was to devote most of them to constructing extremely robust temporary wards to keep you from getting teleported into the sun.
As well as other wards. Not getting orbital mind lazored (like we did to Lunch), prolly other things.

>>23566394
Would not being able to be teleported into the sun prevent hasty retreats such as the one that just saved Max's life?

>>23566435
Foci cannot give you those stats.

>>23566394
Oh, and since we can use them to shut down all casting of Conjuration within our vicinity, can we do the same for Enchantment, Sorcery, and Alchemy?
Being a walking anti-magic field whenever we want to would be a great boon, since we're mostly physical fighters, anyways.

>>23566457

But we could make one or two self-enhancement Foci to more reliably make the rolls, correct?

>>23566448
If we have an active spell up, yes.

But the point is to have enough effect and relief foci in the tats that we aren't in that position again.

>>23566420
From how I read it we have somewhere over a hundred words in our first tattoo. How many do you plan to use for anti conj?

>>23566468
Shutting down Alchemy would disable your supernatural physical abilities and shutting down Enchantment would do the same to your supernatural mental abilities unless you programmed some kind of potentially-exploitable exception into it.

>>23566499
As many as it takes to completely and thoroughly fuck over anyone that thinks they can telefrag Max.

I'm thinking several dozen will be sufficient.

>>23566500

Would a variant that only protected us work, instead of an area? That way we could have our increased mental stats, but we couldn't protect someone nearby from getting brain-blasted.

>>23566517
I wanna see about putting in backlash enchantments.

>>23566457
Can we use Kinetic energy focuses to increase our combat capability?

>>23566500
Well, naturally, the exception would be "Unless cast by the originator of the anti-magic field". If someone's in a position to exploit that (having -us- cast the spell that will harm us), then we're already fucked.

>>23566517
Again, can they be programmed so that while they're active Max can still teleport herself and allow others (like dad) to teleport her?

>>23566362
I agreed wit letting her keep at least 1 in both alchemy and Sorcery for sure and maybe 1 in conjuration and enchantment too (both those two are more dangerous at low power).

>>23566579

I'd keep Conjuration but get rid of Enchantment. Again, between us and Dad, and eventually Selene, we've got plenty of mental magic.

>>23566362
Huh, I thought that at one dot you didn't have the ability to contribute to group casting. Good to know I was wrong.

>>23566370
Dad is gathering foci to port us Liz will modify her with all our help when she wakes up.

>>23566448
>>23566495
also if we plan on doing that we can choose to not put up those wards.

>>23566579
>leave her enchantment
No. The former demon binder does not get to keep enchantment. She does not get any avenue to enhance her mind or remove the restrictions we lay on it. She does not get to modify the enchantments we've laid on Breakfast or add commands to Gav. I don't particularly care about her other schools of magic (the risks and rewards seem balanced to me) but we remove her enchantment ability.

>>23566661

I second this motion.

>>23566661
Finally someone agrees with me.

>>23566536
As i understand it yes But we want some of both so that we can protect Liz Lin and anyone else we care about while they are near us.

>>23566661
Binding demons is conjuration based, isn't it.

>>23566616
Sorry, I read Lin in dad's voice (which thanks to another anon is now Gary Oldman)

>>23566688
I think so. Kaoru specialized in Sorcery/Conjuration.

>>23566661
binding demons/spirits is conjuration based not enchantment

>>23566688
>>23566706
Yea, it is. But she can't fix her mind without enchantment.

+1 to enchanting occasionally by getting her to help isn't worth the possibility of her fixing herself eventually.

>>23566661
this, also lower her everything.

>>23566549
I think the only truly safe exception is the i do it myself one but If i understand things right we can change that every time we refresh the wards.

>>23566716
you need knowledge to fix a mind, without that knowledge you're more likely to break it

keep all her magic intact

>>23566752
So you want lunch to lobotomize herself? Though humorous it is not wore the effort of fixing her again. And again. Ad nausium.

>>23566752
Leaving her the ability to stumble onto it by chance is the kind of thing we don't want.

On top of that, she is going to get enough knowledge to try eventually if we let her assist enchanting all the time.

Her +1 to enchant is not worth it. We can get the same thing by hoarding a sizable stash of mind altering substances to use as foci. We could even get them at the rave.

>>23566780
*worth the effort

>>23566661
I agree that enchantment is bad for all those reasons that is why i considered that and conjuration as the schools to remove conjuration is for sprite binding and can control us Dad and Seline.
But Alchemy and sorcery are mostly safe.

>>23566788
>get them at the rave
Brilliant! Pocket the pills, very useful for illusions, assault hallucinations, and, of course, imposing euphoria.

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>>23566771
suddenly, she fixes her mind and binds you and takes us all by ambush.

no

just

no.

>>23566280
Before we leave we need to kiss Selena goodby and tell her mommy loves her if she is still awake.

>>23566795
she can't control us that would go against how were programming her

>>23566842
>suddenly, she fixes her mind and binds you and takes
>fix her mind
>implying she'll know that it's broken or that she'll want to when dad is done with her

>>23566842
exactly the most useful tool she could be has 1 and only 1 in each school. But the consensus seems to be we dont want the risk of her having conjuration or enchantment so those go.

>>23566842
You realize we are leaving her capacity to learn more or less intact as it would be a pain in the ass living with her otherwise. On a side note we should really instill a strong affection for infant and young dryads since we will at some point end up leaving Selene and our unnamed ice dryad in her care.

>>23566858
I and others dont want to give her the ability to do that if she somehow breaks free from our conditioning. We think the safety is worth the lost utility especially because alchemy is what she needs for being our Foci bitch.

>>23566842
there is paranoid and there is stupid you crossed that line.
instead of removing it you could set a mind virus to wipe them if she tries to use it against us

>>23566917
I like this mind virus idea, how do we implement it?

>>23566915
to break free of the conditioning with magic she'd first have to break free anyways

>>23566907
this, do this.

>>23566917
he said leave her magic intact, wait do you mean lower it to one bar or some shit? because if you do i agree.

>>23566917
Mind virus could work.

Make it so it goes off like wildfire if she tries to alter her own mind with enchant at all and it's golden.

Sorry, stepped away for a bit to have some oysters. So, what do you do?

>>23566940
>he said leave her magic intact, wait do you mean lower it to one bar or some shit? because if you do i agree.
sure we can limit the enchantment, but completely removing it lowers her utility. remember how we got her? she'd be another +1

>>23566984

Still want to ask Dad about Sam's chances with Petrov. Did he swing that way?

>>23566936
Not exactly, we aren't planing to turn her into a complete robot, just rebuilt her personality and self-conceptualization into the Lunch persona that has been agreed on. She will retain to some extent the ability to grow and change in reaction to circumstance, so she might be able (overtime) to break some of her conditioning (like Breakfast sort of did temporarily after we raped Liz, but to a greater extent because there's more of the original left in Lunch). If she loosens that conditioning she might be able, with sufficient foci, to brute force break any restrictions we place on her, with enchantment.

>>23566984
Go around collecting foci for working on Lunch's mind.

>>23567000
Another +1 isn't worth it. It's just +1. We can get tons of regular foci for that.

Lunch is a living battery / swiss-army-knife-foci.

Enchantment is that blade that may eventually fuck up our finger because it's weird, and that's why we should severely limit it.

Either mind virus or total wipe from the get-go.

>>23567010
Even if he does it's schoolboy crush on his teacher. Petrov isn't likely to be interested. We don't know about his private life at all, anyways.

>>23566984
Acquire Selene, have cuddles and playtime. Gather Foci for the upcoming brainfucking, multiple sets, one for entering her mind, one for fucking with it and reprogramming it, and a spare set.

Get a snack, actual food, then get teleported to Lotus, get these tattoos done, teleport back home.

We can gloss over most of this, we can use the sets of Foci we thought of already for the mindfucking.

Let's get this done.

>>23567042
>collect foci
Yeah, might as well have them ready for when we get back. We should really make a game of this with Selene. I bet she'll be really good at foci gathering by five months old.

>>23567067

Hey, you never now. Maybe Petrov's thing is slim figures, shallow curves, and pussies you might lose your soul in if he pulls too hard. At the very least, giving him that sort of information would be a great way to help befriend him.

>>23567072
seconding this.

>>23567072
Sounds perfect.

>>23567072
Agreed.

>>23567072

this sounds best

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we should get a morningstar and etch story of the fall from grace on it in the Word, and use said etchings to augment the force of it blows.

>>23566984
>Have some oysters
I'm onto you, you sly deviant.

>>23567219
I think our uncle might notice and be amused

>>23567219

I don't think we can do that in an hour. Well, unless we fabricate it with Alchemy or something.

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>>23567219

nah, not Max's style.

Combat-Bracers, Make every blow hit with the force of The Fallen

>>23567219
>>23567244
Why not both, when we have time.

>>23567244

those look sexy, putting my vote to do this after we do

>>23567072

>>23567244
try Cestus (plural?) instead.

>>23567251
>>23567244

bracers are more easily concealable, if someone sees us with a morningstar with strange scribblings on it they'll instantly know to deprive us of a weapon. you could conceal bracers/bracelets as just a piece of extricate (sp?) clothing

>>23567219

While funny, a mace like that is harder to use in combat than most people realize.

Like, a lot harder. Like almost as hard as a Flail.

Personally, I think it would be better to have some sort of spiked rod/club thing. Think like the ones Oni are depicted with (More appropriately sized, of course).

Less skill needed to use it effectively, and a lot more potential with an increase in our skill/power.

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>>23567244
here

just googled >>23567261


..me gusta

>>23567270
I thought the plan was to bag of holding a whole armory.

>>23567244
I think we just found our next project after the first round of tattoo-foci crafting and finishing Selene's spell (we are so darn close)?

>>23567270
Well, we can save the morningstar for when we know shit's about to go down and it doesn't matter who knows it. Besides, remember we're going to have a jotunn-dwarf-dryad daughter someday, I'd imagine she'll be forging a whole load of awesome weapons and armour for us with alchemy.

>>23567283
Yes, it is.

>>23567261

They're like greaves for your hands!

We should also check our phone, see if we have any text messages or missed calls from Dane.
He might think we got captured or killed, since we haven't contacted him since our call for help.

Don't contact him yet though, it'd be better to reaffirm our continued existence in person.

>>23567278

Exactly what makes it hard to use?

I'm legit curious.

>>23567292
I don't think we ever called him for help in the end, it was just suggested.

>>23567292

Wait, we texted Dane while under fire? He's probably not likely to respond, thinking it's some sort of trap.

>>23567299

Probably unbalanced as shit.

>>23567282
>>23567244
would be best, though

>>23567278

You could drop it on a fudged combat roll, it can get knocked from Max's hand during a fight, it could get ripped from a hand and used against max. Something Worn close to the body is harder to strip (no pun intended) especially if the limb its on is currently on fire and punching you in the face

>>23567292
Either he's hiding and won't believe it's not a trap, or he was in Lunch's sanctum (or at least too close) when the sun happened

>>23567299
Leveraging the weight properly. The whole weapon is based around using an unbalanced mass to multiply force.

>>23567307

>not likely to respond, thinking it's some sort of trap.

We should totally ask him on a date to see if this happens

>>23567330
He would laugh, say no, and we'd probably never see him again

>>23567244
If we went with the bracers as per that picture, we could make every metal plate on them a separate foci.

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>>23567244

>>23567351
Which is why I support >>23567330

>>23567072
this.

>>23567299

Weight distribution is the big one. 90% of the mass is on the opposite end of where you're holding it.

Tends to create a lot of pulling and bad leverage working against you in a fight, and could totally fuck you if you aren't ready for it.

Polearms have the same problem to an extent, but it's less dramatic since you have a second arm to off-set that.

Battle axes, especially the bigger ones had the same issue, but they were better controlled by design to maximize the effectiveness of the chopping motion.

flails are the only ones directly worse, because you don't even have a solid line to the unbalancing weight.

It's only real value is using the poor distribution to apply more force.... and we're going to be 'juggle cars' strong so that's entirely pointless.

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>>23567354
Most appropriate weapon for Max.

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>>23567380
lol'ed

>>23567324
That's exactly what I meant about not contacting him yet, and waiting till we run into him in the Lotus Sanctum to let him know we're alright.

>>23567377
We're going to be a super strong god of bloodshed.

We can handle a mace.

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Alright we take these

>>23567244
>>23567282

mix em in with the pic. Make the Torso-vest kevlar, arms and legs and free for Kung-Fu. Bracer's and Hands are augmented for increased damage, and additional defense. Throw in some boots enchanted to make running on uneven (or even vertical and liquid) surfaces so we'd wouldnt lose our footing. Throw in a belt to ward against harmful teleportation. Add all of this to our Tattoos, and armory and i say we could take on pretty much everyone up to 4th circle with little to no assistance. Oh and replace Blade's Stakes, with foci for casting on the fly.

>>23567072
Addendum to this. Also grab foci for blocking out pain with Enchantment before we go out. We'll want that considering how much we're getting tattooed on us.

>>23567037
this is exactly why we remove her enchantment and conjuration

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>>23567414
i like it, but we'd need it to be a bit more sexy metinks.

Like Selene from Underworld

>>23567377
>It's only real value is using the poor distribution to apply more force.... and we're going to be 'juggle cars' strong so that's entirely pointless.
no we aren't
> That and the fact that your augmentations don't give you comic book-style super strength - you probably can't ever pick up a car unless you're very careful simply because your hands will tear right through it from the car's weight, for example.
> Blatant Fetish Quest XLIX

>>23567072
yes this

>>23567412
At which point we would be strong enough to break the mace by using it (remember FemCOCK said the problem with throwing cars was accidentally ripping them to shreds with the force we would exert on them).

>>23567238
They're not actually aphrodisiacs. They're just delicious.

>>23567458
we can augment the mace's durability

>>23567414

i like it, through in bandoliers containing specialized foci for healing, offense, meditation, and protection and we have a winner.

>>23567446
That's an entirely different problem though.

It's saying this quest isn't following classic comic book physics, not that we can't get stupid strong.

>>23567446
We would be -strong- enough, but his point is that we couldn't have a wide enough area of grip to actually lift the car: our hand would tear right through the metal. Nor could we have a stable enough inertia to do so as implied: throwing a car would toss our body even more quickly in the other direction.

>>23567412

At the end of my post...

>It's only real value is using the poor distribution to apply more force.... and we're going to be 'juggle cars' strong so that's entirely pointless.

Handling it isn't the issue. The issue is that the ONLY benefit it has is UTTERLY USELESS to us.

>>23567446

I was being metaphorical. We're going to hilarious strong, physically. there is no point to getting a weapon that only helps with impact force when we can punch buildings in half or some shit.

>>23567476

We could also do that with any other weapon. I'm not against Armed combat, I'm against things like Maces and flails, in this context only.

ASK THE FUCKING TWINS OUT TOO ON PARIS WEEKEND

You check your phone to see if you got any response from Dane. You did. Two of them.

"Tried to extract. Couldn't. Did you survive?"

It looks like someone responded to it, saying, "Yes."

Then the second one, reading, "Massive explosion. Changing bases. Will be silent next 24 hours. Please respond if intact."

What do you do?

>>23567518
Well, let him know we're intact.

Nice to know he made the effort, I was worried me might just go silent and leave us to our death, convinced it was all some elaborate plot against him.

>>23567416
Yes this. Some painkillers, ice, a bit of blood, a needle. Whatever else we think of.

>>23567518
Are we intact?

>>23567518
Lol knew he'd be all paranoid about it.

Just tell him we lived through it.

Also the sniper shouldn't be a problem again.

>>23567518

Text him back. "Intact and safe. Thanks for concern."

Then ask Lin who used our phone.

>>23567518

-Intact, threat hopefully neutralized. Sorry about the explosion.-

>>23567518
"Intact. What the flying fuck was that? Dear god."

>>23567518
Give no indication of our plans in case the tengu is alive with Dane's phone.

>>23567556
who used our damn phone?

seconded.

>>23567414
>>23567439
>>23567485


So all together that'd be:

>Kevlar Vest for the Body
>Bracers for defensive Enchantments
>Clestus for our hands to boost our kung-fu, and to allow us to wield energy in a more direct manner
>Boots that ensure freedom and balance on almost all terrain
>A belt to protect against offensive Teleportation
>Bandoliers on the Chest and Thighs containing Foci for Healing, Defensive, Offensive spells.
>Full Body-Tattoos to Suppliment everything above.

metinks we add a Headband/hat/earrings enchanted to boost mental defense and we would be good.

Hell, make a similar outfit for Lin, Lyn, Selena, Dad, and we would all be fucking unstoppable

>>23567516
dammit why do i keep forgetting the incest twins?
might as well ask them out too when we get there.

>>23567558
No. No! NO!!!!!!

We do not reveal or imply we had ANYTHING to do with it.

>>23567588

second, we keep fucking silent about our Pyro Spell

>>23567508
>We could also do that with any other weapon. I'm not against Armed combat, I'm against things like Maces and flails, in this context only
mostly I like the morningstar because they're cool and our uncle is lucifer. but really when you get right down to it we will be strong enough that what we use as a melee weapon is just aesthetics

>>23567578
I suspect that Liz, Lin, Selene and Dimitri would like to make their own fashion choices for foci.

>>23567588

Agreed.

>>23567518
Tell him we survived and the sniper appears to be out of commission.

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>>23567518
acquire a katar.

>sorry about the explosion
NOPE! We admit to nothing, cuz this getting out could get everyone in the tower killed.

>>23567588

Yeah, we do not say that it was us. That's painting a gigantic target on our heads.

>>23567518
"We're fine, attacker neutralized."

>>23567518
Message: I'm safe. What the fuck was that, anyway?

>>23567625
We do not know that the sniper is out of commission, though that is likely the case. Let Dane be paranoid, he's fifth in a class of eight, he needs to be on edge all the fucking time! Or he's dead.

"Intact. Thanks for concern and trying to help," you respond. You feel pretty good about him trying to help you. You were worried he would be too paranoid - you must have misjudged how extreme his pragmatism was.

"So, what do you want to do now?" Lin asks. "Selene could probably use some more attention from her mama after that scare."

What do you do?

>>23567633
nah, the mace, cestii, and bracers are better

>>23567666
Dane being paranoid about something that literally has nothing to do with him isn't really positive, he might read too much into it and make a wrong move.

>>23567671

we do this

>>23567072


then after get started on this

>>23567578

>>23567671
Cuddles with Selene, and asked Lin who used our phone. Not mad, just curious.

>>23567671

Go do >>23567072

>>23567676
Tetsubo is still king.

>>23567518
Response: "Ouch. Am ok. What the fuck was that?"

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THE BABY

>>23567671

>>23567684

seconding this, before we get sidetracked by something else again

>>23567671
Go spend some time with Selene.

>>23567671

We're going with this guy's plan
>>23567072

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>>23567671

start working down the list in:

>>23567684

>>23567671

Yeah, >>23567072 is probably the best line of action for now.

>>23567671
Do >>23567072

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>>23567676
that thing can poke a hole into steel armor, no doubt to could make a slash in Kevlar. also you can conceal it too. maybe a scythe for lols.

>>23567671

This

>>23567072
>>23567578

>>23567695
I don't like two hand weapons except for great axes

>>23567072
this. for the love of god already, do this.

>>23567671

do what this guy/girl says:

>>23567684

>>23567729
nnnope.

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>>23567671

>>23567729
>steel armor, no doubt to could make a slash in Kevlar
will not matter to the force transfer that is a mace, and scythes are retarded for fighting.

>>23567729
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_scythe
That's what a combat scythe actually looks like. you posted a picture of a gaudy farming implement.

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>>23567729
>maybe a scythe for lols.

>>23567780
I know, only picture i had.

Now that looks awesome

>>23567780
And the Grim Reaper's bitchin' pimp cane.

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>>23567729

Lol scythes.

Nice try there, Dino, but we're not turning into Zorin Blitz.

>>23567729
we're not at Scholomance for lols, we're here to succeed and survive.

>>23567795
War scythes are still pretty crappy weapons, though. It's an improvised weapon farmers built if they had to march to war.

>>23567465
I think he thought oysters was a euphemism.

>>23567804
katars or scythes for me. maybe a mace or an axe.

>>23567810
fine.

>>23567827
Nope. Just delicious. Not all of my distractions are lewd.

>>23567465
I think the myth comes from the fact that eating suggestively shaped foods on a date tends to get people motors revving.

>>23567518
Am ok WTF that was loud it hurt my Dryads ears.

>>23567671
Do
>>23567072
and
>>23567416

>>23567671

do this
>>23567072
followed by
>>23567578
Then Sexy Times with the Pets

>>23567884
the atmosphere igniting from having sun matter teleporting into the cave, that and Selene has Super hearing

>>23567889
Ah yes.

We need to block out pain. Don't want to be fucking up the tattoos.

"Yeah, let's see how she's doing," you say. "We can take her focus-hunting with us. If she knows what we're looking for, she might even be able to help, with that fantastic hearing of hers."

"What do you want foci for, again?" asks Lin. "Your dad is collecting the ones for the teleports."

"I want to have plenty of foci on hand for altering Lunch's mind," you say. "Liz is going to be leading that project, so I want to make sure she has all the help she needs."

"That's really thoughtful of you," says Lin.

When you get to Selene's room, you find her playing with Gaviscon and Breakfast. She's riding Breakfast and Gaviscon and Fap are making sure she doesn't fall off. She's using Breakfast's hair like reins. "Mama!" she cries out as you enter, clicking and grinning. She steers Breakfast over to you, who rubs her cheeks on your legs. "Hi, mama! Bekfist, see? See Bekfist?"

What do you do?

>>23567920
SQUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. You can not resist it.

>>23567914
We know what it is, but we don't want to reveal that we know what it is.

Do you understand kemosabe?

>>23567920

Selene, never stop being adorable. Though is her pulling on Breakfast's hair like that hurting her?

>>23567920

commence the SQUEE

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Well, even if the war scythe is a terrible weapon for Max (it is), at least I can now use a x4 two-handed melee weapon in D&D/Pathfinder without feeling like a total fucking tool. A plebian, maybe, but not a tool.

>>23567920
Oh god, that is hilarious. She's trying to copy the "grown up game" we played with Breakfast by riding her, isn't she?

>>23567937
we were past the texting part, so it confused me

>>23567920
How can Selene possibly be this adorable?

>>23567949
>Oh god, that is hilarious. She's trying to copy the "grown up game" we played with Breakfast by riding her, isn't she?
you never played horsey when you were a kid? because that's what she's doing

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>>23567949
>mfw i realized it.

>>23567969
Just wait until she's a "teenager" and we teach her how to feed.

>>23567920
D'awwww.

Tell her that she's helping mama go on a treasure hunt or something.

Begin the foci hunt.
>Paper redhoodie doll
>brain pic
>Max wank (maybe don't let her help with that)
>Wrench
>screwdriver
>Selene can do blind scribbles (childlike mentality, if it doesn't help it will make her happy)
>Some wet clay
>Mushcake batter (because you form it)

>>23567969
Simple. She's more adorable than humanly possible.

>>23567980
Well, I would've thought that was the case, if it wasn't for:

> "Hi, mama! Bekfist, see? See Bekfist?"

Makes it seem like she's seeking approval for copying what we did.

>>23567920
that is adorable. we should check to see if She is hurting Breakfast if not all good, otherwise we tell her to be more careful next time. Then we Squee and start the new game of hunt the Foci

>>>23567949
that is where she probably got the idea

>>23567994
>blind scribbles
did you meen that as random scribling or were you refering to the fact that she is actualy blind

>>23567994
Sounds good.

Just grab some pain reduction foci too.

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>>23568046

>>23567920
Daaaw Selene wants to ride Breakfast like we do.

>>23567920
If it weren't for the fact that we need to keep breakfast's existence secret it totally take a picture of this. Not to send to mom, just to hang on the fridge.

>>23568046
Both

>>23568001
That that makes sense

>>23567920
Squee, a bit. If she's hurting Breakfast tell her to be more careful with our pet.

"That's right Selene, that's Breakfast. You're a smart girl."

Give Breakfast a pet, then pick up Selene, spin her around a few times, and cuddle her while rubbing her hair nubs gently.

"You're so cute Selene. Do you want to help Mama find some Foci? It'll be fun. We'll be getting you a new playmate named Lunch soon."

Then go gather our Foci

For entering the mind along the lines of a mirror, a paper collar, some Incubus semen, a condom, and another red-hoodied paper doll. Same as we used last time, and whatever else we think of.

For mind reprogamming Lunch pretty much the same thing with stuff added as well, maybe a piece of broken mirror instead of a mirror. And also a length of rope or something whiplike, a few links of chain, a Sandwich for Lunch (though I prefer the name Hirumeshi or Hirume), a coin for hypnosis.

For pain reduction Foci, pain killers, some ice, blood, needle, bullet, whatever else we think of.

>>23568084
>cuddle her while rubbing her hair nubs gently.
Her "hair" bloomed already.

>>23568049
Seconding grabbing some pain reduction foci: painkillers, ice pack/pack of frozen vegetables...

>>23568062
we can do that any way just make sure to move it off the phone to somewhere safe like our computer.

>>23568100
Oh right, we can still rub her scalp and gently stroke her leaves. And do all sorts of adorable cuddly stuff, like tickling, throwing her up and catching her, nuzzling.

Playing peekaboo won't work.

>>23568121
We could always cover her ears instead of our eyes?

>>23567980
How would she even know what a horse is?

>>23568121
>>23568129
DOOO EEET

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>>23567946
Never forget that plebians with farm tools were some of the most dangerous rebels in history. Oppressed young men who are forced to work out with sharp bladed implements all day every day? The Grand Vizer will never stand a chance.

>You're currently trying to balance Dextra Domini, rivals, commitments to your society, relationships, and studying while trying to survive. You're about a month and a half in. Your custom-built beast won the quiz and Liz made it into the Society of the Archmagi. Your dryad hatched and your mommy-instincts kicked into high gear. You were just nearly taken out by a mysterious attacker.
Am I the only one who thinks this reads a lot like a list of thoughts in Dwarf Fortress?

>>23568084
I don't think she's hurting Breakfast, but if Selene is going to play horsie with her maybe we should make a little harness and sadle for Selene to sit on and a proper set of reins so she won't have to pull Breakfast's hair.

>>23568133
It's like riding a larger, softer, flightless Gaviscon.

>>23568162
She probably isn't and Breakfast almost certainly doesn't mind.

But it's a good thing to check.

And at a later date making a saddle/reins for Selene to ride Gav or Breakfast would be pretty cool.

>>23568141
yes, do this.

>>23568161
Now that you mention it yes luck some of them qualify as ecstatic.

Can we milk breakfast and use that as a focus?

>>23568287
I'm pretty sure Breakfast isn't lactating, at all, so no.

And what would we even use it as a Focus for?

>>23568287
I don't think she lactates.

>>23568308
Would make sense for a healing focus

>>23568287
>>23568308
>>23568312
>>23568324
Essence of a mindslave / petgirl.

>>23566417
Even otherwise, we've talked about getting a ton more in white UV tattoo along our chi lines.

>>23568312
could we make lunch lactate?

for reasons

>>23568375

I agree with this.

For reasons stated above.

>>23568375
Using science not magic, same as breakfast

>>23568375

Maybe an enchantment to make her body think it's pregnant? Not consciously, on a hormonal level.

>>23568396
Sigh, we can't do living alchemy in any form yet. I suspect a couple gold bars could buy many things, like the hormonal treatments necessary to get our pets lactating...

>>23568375
If we get Lunch and Breakfast sucking on each others' nipples for 20 minutes 8 times a day, it'll happen.

>>23568396

False pregnancies are horrible and depressing.

Seriously, I got to watch the fallout from one first hand. Let's not even go there jokingly.

>>23568427
Enchantment. Have her mind release the scientific mumbo jumbo that does baby-things to her body.

>>23568436


....


.........
that is my fetish

>>23568386
>>23568375
could we maybe make ourselves lactate?

same reasons as you guys.

>>23568375
It'd probably be better to do it to Breakfast, bigger tits. Not my fetish personally, but doable.

One concern is that overstimulation might lead to them not being sensitive anymore, which could be bad.

The answer is probably. We couldn't use Alchemy to do it, we could Enchant her mind to fiddle with hormones, it's possible to induce it without magic either through the right stimulation, suckling, a lot of suckling, and/or the right drugs.

Difficult but completely doable.

If we wanted her to lactate chocolate milk, that'd take magic.

>>23568427
or a solid gold DEAGLE BRAND DEAGLE. Realistically, we're a teen who's never seen that much mone before. We're going to do something dumb

>>23568449
See
>>23568445

>>23568287
She's sixteen and has never been (so far as we know) pregnant. And now she never will.

Too bad really, it would be nice if we could induce lactation somehow but I think it would require some very advanced magic since it's alchemy on another person.

>>23568339
FemCOCK was kind of ambiguous as to weather we had those drawn in to or not but i think we should get those done too

>>23568375
We'd have to knock her up, I think. I support not fixing her, at least, but actually impregnating her is probably a bad idea.

>>23568445

Which is why I'd want to keep it on a hormonal level, not affect her on a conscious level. Then again, it's not necessary or anything.

>>23568457
>>23568459
lets do this

>>23568465
>If we wanted her to lactate chocolate milk, that'd take magic.
THIS TOO

>>23568470
We wouldn't -actually- make her think she's pregnant. Just make her subconscious mind do the science things that make her boobies fill with milk.

>>23568470
>>23568445
It's entirely possible to induce it without pregnancy, false pregnancy, or anything like that.

Not as straight forward perhaps, but doable.

>>23568465
I thought we wanted her to lactate coffee?

>>23568459
I wonder if, with our magical reduction of food need, we'd be able to entirely sustain ourselves that way.

>>23568486
Hormones effect the conscious, idiot.

>>23568485
We need to have dad spay her while we're out

>>23568517
This can be fixed with enchantment.
I counter every "state of mind" argument henceforth with an earsplitting cry of "ENCHANTMENT".
>>23568531
This. This is important.

"She's not hurting you, is she?" you ask Breakfast.

"She's so cute!" gushes Breakfast in response. You pat her head, then scoop Selene up into your arms. You spin her around and toss her up, much to her delight.

"We're going to go try to find some things," you say to Selene. "Do you want to help mama go search for treasures?"

Roll Soul to get Selene to understand the object of a scavenger hunt in a reasonable amount of time. I'll consider the first four linked 1d100 rolls.

>>23568498
It is so much safer to just have dad buy hormones though...

>>23568501
>not having milk with your breakfast
Getting Lunch and Dinner to lactate something appropriate will be tougher though.

Rolled 30

>>23568547
treasurehunt!

Rolled 81

>>23568547
If she doesn't understand we'll just bring her along on an adventure anyways and she might not help, but it'll be fun anyways.

Rolled 96

>>23568547

Rolled 76

>>23568547

>>23568548
Or just go for stimulation/suckling. We can make it Lunch's duty.

Rolled 77

>>23568570
>>23568573
>>23568579
Say nothing.
Nothing at all.
Don't jinx it.

>>23568570
>>23568573
>>23568579
Nice

The dice gods still have a soft spot for baby dryads

>>23568585
this, do this.

>>23568591
There's things that don't?

>>23568562
Clearly we need one teat for coffee and one teat for milk.

>>23568728
What about midafternoon tea?

>>23568728
>lukewarm coffee
No.
Just...
No.

>>23568547
So Selene is going to understand the shit out of us

Huh, I thought the other teat was for vodka.

Obviously Lunch will lactate saki.

>>23568570
>>23568573
>>23568579
You end up finding six foci for entering a mind and five for what you plan on doing to Lunch's mind. Selene catches on to what you're doing almost immediately and, as long as you can explain what you're looking for, she keeps dashing off and finding them and coming back grinning. Her echolocation, it seems, makes finding objects normally hard to find trivially easy. She's incredibly proud each time she finds something, and each time she presents something to you, you pick her up, praise her, and tell her what a good job she did.

As you're winding down your treasure hunt, your dad comes to you and says, "Hey, Max. I put together all the foci that we should need for sending you and Lin there, then bringing you back. I'll be holding on to Elizabeth's phone - she won't need it while she's asleep - so just go ahead and text her when you want to be brought back. I'm ready to send you whenever you're ready to go."

What do you do?

>>23568769
When we get a dinner, she'll lactate something interesting. But the only real breakfast booze is a mimosa.

>>23568769
>Breakfast
>vodka
If she's going to lactate hard liquor, it's going to be tequila.

>>23568769

>Alcohol
>In any orifice other than the mouth
>Oh god the burning

>>23568777
Have him check the tatoos real quick before we go, make sure they haven't smudged, then teleport out of here.

>>23568777
Are we allowed to let dad know the general location of the lotus sanctuary?

>>23568777
"Can you help me dull out pain beforehand? I messed it up last time..."

>>23568777
We should get Dad his own phone one day.

>>23568777
Give Selene some kisses, pass her off to Dad after a hug.

Get Foci for pain reduction, ice, painkillers, blood, needle.

Make sure the writing hasn't smudged at all.

Then get teleported close to Lotus and get this done.

>>23568777
Don't forget the pain reduction

>>23568794
Good point, we save that for Lunch since she's the masochist. Since it's lunch, it should be something like a mojito.

>>23568777
heay lin lets bounce
also sen a text to our friends who tried to help we survived and thanks

>>23568841
Pain reduction is for pussies.

>>23568858
We're literally getting most of our back, our neck, our scalp and our head tattooed, it'll take a long while and pain will be annoying. It's worth reducing the pain for this.

>>23568858
no it's for people that want the tattoos to look right

>>23568858

Pain reduction is for not twitching underneath the needle and fucking up an extremely precise and meaningful symbol. Do you really want to have "Dishwasher undulating horsily" on Max's back in The Word?

>>23568819
Seconding this, we really need to not screw this up.

>>23568890
>>23568886
I guess that's a good point. But Max needs to man up, so to speak, if we need pain reduction. She should have full control of her body, never mind things like pain.
Also we did fine without it last time anyway.

>>23568890
...maybe.

"Can you help me dull the pain first?" you ask.

"Sure thing, Max," he says. You collect a piece of ice, a needle, a painkiller, and a drop of blood as foci.

Roll Samyaza's Enchantment to dull Max's sense of pain for a while. He gets a +2 from you and Lin helping and a +4 from temporary foci. I'll consider the first eleven linked 1d100 rolls.

Rolled 92

>>23568927
Feel nothing at all.

>>23568777
Well, hopefully we don't get ganked between the landing site and sanctuary.

Rolled 46

>>23568927

Rolled 9

>>23568927

Rolled 95

>>23568927
go go gadget painkillers

Rolled 81

>>23568927
here goes

>>23568913
But max isn't a masochist, that's lunch.

Rolled 95

>>23568954
fuck year

Rolled 36

>>23568927

C'mon, no 1! No 1!

>>23568921
I almost do now as well.

Rolled 40

>>23568927
Rolling

Rolled 20

>>23568927
Dice for the dice gods.