Rolled 27

>>23508021
Making holes

Rolled 13

>>23508021
holey moley

Rolled 44

>>23508021

Rolled 50

>>23508021
God, this is ending badly.

>>23508021
we could have instead just used the roof as temp foci. Or part of it anyway.

Rolled 23

>>23508021
I was against this but oh well.

>>23508047
>>23508055
>>23508056
Oh god...

Rolled 18

>>23508047
>>23508055
>>23508056
GOD DAMMIT.

Rolled 75

>>23508021

So much for that idea

Rolled 41

>>23508066
wouldn't have mattered with rolls like these
>>23508076
>>23508061
>>23508056
>>23508055
>>23508047

Rolled 95

>>23508090
1 out of 7

>>23508021
Not that it really matters, since we still failed, but I didn't think we had any strain left on alchemy, so shouldn't it have been 4 dice?

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>>23508021
have mercy on us

If we make it out of this alive I'm adding "foci of disintegration" to our list of shit to do.

>>23508116
Check the most recent sheet. You had strain from healing your ass pain.

>those rolls
>what will happen?
>I'll save it for tomorrow
>goodnight gentlemen

>>23508132
He can't roll behind a screen, so fudging numbers for our benefit is kind of out the window.

>>23508132
>mercy

Hahaha... You should get back on your knees.

>>23508132
I'm pretty sure we're doomed.

>>23508175
way ahead of you

>>23508186
It all ultimately depends on if the newcomer is friend or foe, and if foe if we can kill them first.

>>23508092
It doesn't matter if we screw it up because we want it out of the way anyway.

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>>23508047
>>23508055
>>23508056
You put your palms on the roof and... Nothing. Fuck! You're still burned out from healing yourself earlier - and now it's even worse. You doubt you could muster up any more alchemy at the moment even with a truckload of foci.

It's at that point that someone wearing a red hoodie turns the corner and levels a large pistol at you. They're slim, but you can't tell if they're male or female. They're wearing a black bandana up over their mouth and nose, a pair of orange ballistic glasses, black athletic pants, and a pair of sneakers.

What's your reaction? Do you try to dodge and shoot? Do you use magic? Do you augment dodging and shooting with sorcery? What do you do?

>>23508218
you know we could use part of the flore as a focus for a temporary skin hardening spell that would kill 2 birds with one stone. We can cast using foci on max strain Right? Could we use a temp foci to eat strain not boost roles? If so use the flore for one and bight off a sliver of nail for another so we have at least one die.

>>23508321
augment dodging and shooting with sorcery

>>23508321
dodge and shoot, dodge and shoot.

>>23508321
sorry, english isn't my first langage, just to be clear, there is only one guy (or girl), rigth?

>>23508321
Dodge to the side and shoot at him while rushing him down and getting it into a fist fight.

>>23508366
One sniper in the tower, one who just turned the corner towards us with a pistol.

shoot them.

>>23508358
yeah maybe if we had any magic left.

>>23508321
Dodge and shoot with added sorcery, may as well pull out all the stops since the alternative is death and all.

>>23508321
FUCK, DODGE AND SHOOT!

We should be augmented to be fast enough to surprise them, at least.

>>23508321
Oh god damnit. We're so fucked.

Shoot at them and run. Try our best to dodge the fuckin sniper.

>>23508321
dodge and punch

>>23508321
use illusion to make 3 of us if we can do it fast enough while running and shooting

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>>23508321
>a red hoodie
FUCK.
WE SHOULD HAVE KILLED THIS BITCH WHEN WE HAD A CHANCE.
THIS IS ONE OF THOSE NEMESIS BITCHES, I JUST KNOW IT. WE SET OFF SOME KIND OF DEMON-SENSING WARD WHEN WE TAILED ONE OF THEM BACK TO HOME BASE AND GOT THEM INTERESTED, AND NOW THEY'RE GOING TO LOCK US IN A BOX WITH A QUAD-AMPUTEE CHICK AND USE US AS A FUCKING BATTERY.

SHOOT DIS NIGGA.

>>23508321
use our new tatoo to ward against bullets

Try to cast an illusion, if it fails then surrender. If it doesn't, make a copy of yourself go left and then run right and SNAP HER NECK.

>>23508467
we couldn't catch up when we saw them last and fem said we probably would have been killed had we gone through the door...

>>23508501
it's not set up for use yet fool...

>>23508467
Or maybe it's Pierre on his first official hunt, we don't fucking know, just dodge and shoot the fucker!

>>23508501
we haven't set it up yet
>>23508502
>if it fails then surrender
fuck that noise

Rolled 77, 92, 20, 82, 86, 10, 47, 78, 61 = 553

You throw yourself to one side, start firing with both pistols, and dash at them while trying to set up a cone of force with Sorcery to hopefully deflect any shots at you.

Roll Body. You get a +1 for speed, a +1 for durability, a +2 for both pistols, and a +1 for Sorcery. I'll consider the first nine linked 1d100 rolls.

Rolled 44

>>23508554
We need five successes? /tg/ dice are going to fuck us.

Rolled 78

>>23508554

Rolled 69

>>23508554
Rolling.

>>23508321
look them dead in the glases and say "... nice hoody Liz"

>>23508554
we gon' die

Rolled 18

>>23508554
This better work

Rolled 13

>>23508554
6 successes well shit

Rolled 23

>>23508554
>5 successes
Well, it's been nice knowing you Max.

Rolled 37

>>23508554

>>23508321
Mindbreak. Push and shatter.

Rolled 89

>>23508554

>>23508502
Surrender equals death, mind reformat, demon binding, any form of mercy/indifference in decreasing order of likelihood.

Rolled 13

>>23508554
Kill 'em!

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>>23508554
>>23508570
>>23508573
>>23508580
>>23508581
>>23508582
>>23508587

>>23508572
>>23508590
Been nice knowing you, Max.

Rolled 51

Two of nine, versus five of nine.

Yep, fuck /tg/ dice. Rolling multiple dice at the same time only begets similar results. Every time.

>>23508535
Or maybe it's Breakfast's older sister in Dextra.

So when they nail us to a wall what do y'all want our last words to be?

Fucked purely by luck.

Amazing.

>>23508651
"Tell Liz she should check her phone more often."

Rolled 93

>>23508661
now we can play as Samyaza and go on a murder spree since we died

>>23508651
"My only regret is that I didn't fuck my dad."

we can still try to port out, we've got two dice.

>>23508651
"Should have snapped your... Neck."

>>23508700
Thankfully I don't think we're dead quite yet... We've got three damage on our four body, right?

Rolled 63

>>23508707
>>23508633
we should try to teleport home using our shoos our shoelace as ropes representing connection a breath for ruining and the flore under our opponent as foci.

Rolled 62

>>23508651
"Violence only begets more violence."

>>23508730
Yes.

>>23508651
shout for their death in the word of god(s)

>>23508554
If we aren't killed outright and our assailant is dumb enough to get close before finishing us off (hah), do a mental attack. For foci, the ring, a bullet or emptied gun (hell, do both if possible), our hair and their hat.

>>23508750
>>23508730
Guys, our body is fine, they haven't hit us at all yet.

>>23508798
They're about to, is the point.

I wonder if dad and Liz even had a chance to back us up and try to port us.

>>23508865
>Back at the tower
"God, Max is such a whiner, I'm sure she can handle this on her own."

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This is not how shit is supposed to go down. Why are our rolls always such shit.

>>23508923
No idea, at least in Hobo quest the 1s and 20's that constantly come up are a point of laughter, not a "only roll well when it doesn't fuck us" thing.

>>23508923
/tg/ dice is an awful system with a shitty seeding algorithm that, with a minimal amount of logic, is obviously skewed against a system like this, as it uses timestamps for randomized number gen. If everyone posts within a ten second timespan, there's a good chance that everyone's result is going to be horrendously skewed to one direction, which is why when we get 100s, we also tend to get 80s and 90s, and when we fail utterly, it's all in the teens up to about 55.

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>>23508572
>>23508590
Your bullets bend away from the hoodie person. They have some kind of kinetic or spatial shield that shimmers when your shots hit close to their mark. Their gun barks and something slams into your abdomen, knocking you to the ground. It hurts, but... You look down. There's a big red tuft there - they shot you with some kind of dart. You can already feel whatever was on it starting to affect you, some kind of poison or drug.

Then you feel something. A weird tugging at you insides, maybe. Something that makes your stomach twist up in a knot. Maybe it's Liz and your dad trying to bring you back to the tower - if they even got your texts - or maybe it's the red hoodie person trying to bind you. Or maybe it's just the drugs.

"Give up," the person with the hood says sharply. Their voice is high, female, you're not sure about the accent.

What do you do? Try to run? Your augments are still active, even if you're hurting; maybe you could snap her neck? Do you resist whatever feeling has come over you? Do you give in to it? Do you surrender to her?

What now?

>>23508969
Stop spreading this nonsense. That's not how the roller works, and even if it was, that's not how PRNGs work.

>>23508970
How far away is she?

>>23508970
We surrender in order to buy some time.

>>23508970
does the kinetic shield protect them from hand to hand combat? if not, crush their ribs

>>23508923
Eh, we'll survive I think. First rule of any game is the first fight to the death isn't supposed to be very hard, because you can count on your players to screw up.

Trying to teleport away or do something to stall for time until our allies arrive are probably our best bets. Unless anyone has any better ideas?

Rolled 41

>>23508970
I think we should attack
never give up

>>23508970
Might as well try to roll conjuration to GTFO.

Rolled 57

>>23508970
port lie i said here
>>23508742

>>23509015
Femcock has repeatedly mentioned how easily he's willing to kill off characters, so I wouldn't bet on it.

>>23509015
Hahaha, funny.

Rolled 90

>>23508970
>maybe you could snap her neck
Hell fucking yes

>>23508970
Attempt mindfuckery, it's our best bet as it's the only offensive move we have left with a focus available.

>>23508970
Well, since they told us to give up, I'm sure as hell not giving up. At least make one last grab for the person. They're sure as hell not our benefactor. Snap their neck.

act like you're trying to tell her something to lure her close. Look at out soul, max can fool her.

>>23508970
No chance to try teleporting to the tower?

>>23509015
We have one point of body left and are poisoned.
Max is dead. We just get to chose her last words.

>>23508970
>Your augments are still active, even if you're hurting; maybe you could snap her neck?
>even if you're hurting; maybe you could snap her neck?
>maybe you could snap her neck?
>snap her neck?
>snap her neck
Bend this out of the way, bitch.

>>23508970
let whoever's tugging grab us.

>>23508970
Don't surrender to her, pretend to in order to buy time, let her get closer.

Our best bet is to let her get close, mindfuck her using our ring, our gun, any bullets in the gun, and whatever other Foci we can find on hand to do that at the same time as we rush her and get her into a grapple and rip her face open.

>>23509053
We're not dead until we're dead. If we can stall or flee we're going to be fine.

>>23508970
Eh, how about not giving up and just going for the kill?

Snap her neck.

>>23508970
Try to teleport out. At this point we're so fucked.

>>23509071
>>23509041
Are you retarded? This is obviously the choice that will 100% kill us.

>>23508970
Gotta try for the neck-snap. Hulk-rage the bitch!

>>23508970
go with the tugs

>>23508970
Is it possible to try to mindbreak her while trying to
snap her neck?

we could always try mind attack

Surrender to buy time. If she wanted us dead she wouldn't ask us to give up fighting.

>>23508970
Try to resist whatever the fuck is happening to us.

>>23509039
This, use our key to the tower as a focus. If we survive Liz or dad can get us through the wards, is we die, get bound or whatever at least we didn't give them a house key.

>>23508970
>Do you surrender to her?
fuck no, this bitch is going to be Lunch

>>23509110
go with the tugs

>>23508970
Well, she doesn't want us dead, clearly, so, while I fear a fate worse than death, we should give into the tugging sensation. It's probably a teleportation.

if we fight we die, fucking stop being retarded.

>>23509121
This is obviously the only answer. Snap her brain while you snap her neck.

>>23509142
>fuck no, this bitch is going to be Lunch

Oh is that so? Maybe you have a plan that you wanted to share with the rest of the class?

>>23509151
Do we know what teleportation feels like? Shouldn't we have done it before now?

MIND FUCK THEM.
Break their mind, overwrite their senses and make them watch through our own eyes as we snap their neck

let ourselves get ported. its our only chance.

>>23509151
But is the teleportation from the dart I wonder?

>>23509151
yeah but by who? our friends or our enemies?

>>23509174
Of course we should have. But we haven't.

>>23509174
I don't know, but a "tugging" sensation in your intestines is not something that should be happening from a knockout poison, as it appears to be. I'm also being a bit meta with teleportation often being described as some kind of tugging sensation the first couple of time.

>>23508970
rip that fucker out, go full rage mode and charge that bitch and grp her head in both hands AND BOOM HEADSHOT!!

>>23509188
>>23509192
it doesn't matter, if its liz we live if its not we die.

Go with the tugs. And fuck everyone who tries to say otherwise.

>>23509222
Indeed. Fuck it, we go for it. It's our best chance.

Rolled 88

>>23508970
>>23509028
we can also use the dart to represent flight

>>23509188
Moot point. Fighting back gets us killed or further subdued, no ifs, ands, or buts about it. I don't trust the dice to ever go in our favor at this point. Giving into the tugging sensation at least gives us a chance to get away from here.

>>23509227
Or we get mind wiped and end up killing Liz, Lin and dad. Which is entirely possible in this quest.

>>23509222
Lurch at her and grab her to try to take her with us.

>>23509225
That's incredibly stupid.
>>23509222
Don't forget, we have a pair of conjuration specialist in our group

If it is teleport home, first words we blurt out hould be "got shot with dart, may be tracking".

>>23508970
Can we try to go with the tugs and mind attack her? Maybe the dice won't fuck us this time?

>>23509071
Seconded. We're MAX POWERS, half-demon sorta-Tao badass who's got a tower full of women to protect by any means neccesary. We're not going to take any of their shit.

Let's spend something to push through whatever's in the dart and put that high body score to good use.

>>23508970
let's get teleported.

>>23508970
First things first, rip the dart out

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>FenCOCK's face right now

>>23509303
>put that high body score to use
You dumb fucker, we have one square of body left. We literally will die if we take any more body damage. Dead.

I vote surounder. Our only chance right now is to buy time for rescue. If we are lucky, the might not kill us right out.

Rolled 93

>>23509303
no teliport out it is our best bet it lets us throw the most dice and saves our life.

>>23509303
>Seconded. We're MAX POWERS, half-demon sorta-Tao badass who's got a tower full of women to protect by any means neccesary. We're not going to take any of their shit.

We just got our ass kicked you fucking retard. WE are going to take all of their shit and we can't do anything to stop them.

>>23509303
We don't have a high body score right now. We have a 1.

>>23509276
Who mostly likely have no idea that we're even in danger, or would have sent us a message back telling us what they're going to do.
If the message didn't get to us because it was blocked, then the outgoing message was blocked, too, and they never got it. Giving in to the tug is absolutely a bad thing.

I think it's Liz and Dad trying to port us out. I doubt red hoodie would try to bind us here, not knowing if we have allies on the way or not. She probably wants to knock us out to bind us the the safety of her sanctum.

>>23509303
We have one functional point of body right now, not four.

Remember when I said we should run, and you thought we should charge them? And it got us fucked over? Right
Lets try and surprise them with a neck snap! Fuck it.

>>23509348
Or maybe because it was sent all of six seconds ago? They might not have even had a chance to get their phone our of their pocket yet, for christ's sake.

>>23509361
>>23509342
>>23509330
Whoops, you're correct. Serves me right for not looking at the sheet.

>>23509348
There's also the possibility they didn't reply so the sniper couldn't pinpoint us when the phone went off.

>>23509376
I think it was more than six seconds ago, but it hasn't been more than a couple of minutes since the second text. It took an hour to teleport a heart out of a body. I'm not sure if it's easier or harder to teleport an entire willing person.

>>23509407
easier. Much easier

>>23509376
Time check on this, FemCOCK? I don't think we would have sent two texts unless we're talking about at least half a minute in between them.

Rolled 50

>>23509388
this is a good point also it is one more thing to slow them down but we should try to port out that or surender are our best bets we cant fight.

>>23509433
You sent out the two texts literally seconds apart. This entire encounter has lasted less than thirty seconds so far.

>>23508970
so, red hoods, what society are you?

>>23509503
How long would it take them to set up a teleport? We should have a clue about this.

>>23509452
No matter what happens, we're almost definitely going to have to roll for it going well or not. At this point, it's a matter of what failure and success mean. If we go all out and attack her, the worst thing that happens is we die, and the best thing that happens is she gets mindfucked.
If we give in to the tugs, the best thing that happens is we get teleported away, leaving us with a living enemy we know almost nothing about, and the worst thing that happens is that we are bound or teleported into a circle where we will -be- bound, and become a threat to those we love.

I'm more inclined to go with the one that has the two better options.

>>23509503
enough time for them to have gathered alot of personal items for temp foci.

>>23509503
Go with the tug. They aren't showing anywhere near enough magic to have put up a defense against cell phones that the cell phone itself can't detect. Face it, they look like a pair of firsties, second circle at most.

>>23509503
In that case lets not snap neck yet. Try to go with the tugs and get home.

Rip out the dart first.

>>23509503
Resist, hail Mary mind bullet time. Use the dart(s) as foci in addition to whatever else you can think of: the mental attack ring, the ward key to the house, some of max's hair...

Rolled 96

>>23509541
me to and we could try to teliport are self.

So what do you guys actually do? I hear a lot of support for lunging at her, a lot of support for a mental attack, and a lot of support for going with the tugs.

>>23509503
go with the tug, stall with conversation.

>>23509579
You mind answering >>23509523 ? It's kind of important. If it hasn't been long enough, do not give in to the tug.

>>23509579
How about the "I surrender" plan? Didn't see you mention that.

>>23509579
Can we do a combination?

>>23509579
Surrender, for now.

>>23509579
Tugs. I change mine from lunge to tugs.

Also rip the dart out.

>>23509579
MIND BULLETS.

>>23509603
Because it has very little support, and is heavily implied to get us killed or worse...

>>23509579
I vote mental attack.

>>23509579
Go with tug.

>>23509611
why should we rip the dart out? If we get teleported we can probably get it identified(the poison)

>>23509579
Go with the tugs.

>>23509627
>and is heavily implied to get us killed or worse...

No it isn't.

>>23509624
>>23509634
Have you guys read the rules? we would to one damage per success and we would have two dice. No way we kill her before she takes us out.

>>23509579
If we are allowed a chance for combination go with the tugs while mind attacking

>>23509579
Go with the tug. 30 seconds seems like enough time for Liz to grab Dad, and maybe even Lin and start trying to summon us back.

The tactics they're employing definitely sound more like Nemesis than Dextra. Dextra wuld want us dead, not to surrender, and as the dorm incident shows, they show no mercy and pull no punches. Unless they are planning interrogation first.

Rolled 97

>>23509571
look if you want to mind bullet on the way out that is one thing but don't resist it cant go as bad as the other option because if she is the binder and we succeed we win if she is not and we fail we run if we fail and she is the binder we lose nothing.

>>23509718

What the fuck man, put some periods on that fucking sentence.

>>23509718
You should invest in some punctuation.

>>23509579
Remove the dart, then go with the tugs.

Why don't we use the dart and the poison in it as a focus to do something?

Surely, getting rid of it is in our immediate best interests

Rolled 18

>>23509579
>Tugs.

I swear to god if you retards kill Max with your "HURR DUUR I SNAP NECK" bullshit I'm done with this quest.

>>23509752
Use the dart as a focus to destroy the dart with sorcery.

Guaranteed "fuck you, dart"

Rolled 59

>>23509762
I also think we should try to push oreslf along by using transportation magic using all those foci listed earlier.

>>23509579
Tugs seems the least likely to get us killed of those three. Still pretty likely though.

>>23509718
If we fail and she is the binder, then she and her group gain all sorts of information detrimental to our family, one of whom they would -love- to get their hands on.
>>23509769
Well, if -you- retards turn Max into his family's enemy with your "HURR DUUR I GIVE IN TO THE TUGGING THAT STARTED WITH A DART SHE SHOT INTO ME" bullshit then I'm going to still keep playing because FemCOCK is a good writer.

>>23509784
>Use the dart as a focus to destroy the dart with sorcery.

Congrats, this quest's stupidity officially reached critical mass.

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>>23509579
Tugs seems like the overwhelming choice, and I think it's silly. I'll voice my vote for mindfuckery.

>>23509784
>>23509784

Well, what else can we do with a dart? Surely it symbolizes something

>>23509817
>Snap neck apologist tries to defend himself

That's cute.

>>23509817
And if we attempt to fight back, it's the same result. We're so severely at a disadvantage that if we try anything all they'll have to do is punch us square in the face and drag us back.

I vote mindfuckery, but not physical confrontation. Physical attacks are completely pointless at this point.

Rolled 26

>>23509817
i see your point that is why i say we try to port out on our own but even if the dart is causing teh tug that is beter than getting killed outright.

>>23509817
No they don't gain any info on Dad. Bloodbond remember?

>>23509579

I think tugging is probably a bad idea.

Can we use magic of some kind to sense if the tugging is related to the key we hold? Coming from the same direction?

>>23509851
we could get the poison identified if we get rescued. There will be residue on the inside of the dart. Destroying it is retarded.

>>23509862
>>23509836
you idiots see >>23509671

>>23509836
we have to get enough successes to knock them down completely, with 2 dice it isnt happening.

>>23509869
>I think tugging is probably a bad idea.
Everything is a bad idea with the dice reaming us in the ass constantly.

Rolled 43

>>23509869
this is a good idea and in any event we can use my suggestion and try to port home on our own power we have like 8 foci handy.

>>23509888
its better than doing nothing, and trying to snap her neck is definitely a bad idea

>>23509899
Seriously. The reason nobody wants to do anything dangerous at all is because we've been repeatedly assbeaten by the dice, and at this point it feels like an exercise in futility to tempt the dice gods, especially in fights.

>>23509864
>that is beter than getting killed outright
So you would rather be bound into helping the enemies of those you love than die?
>>23509862
Even if a physical attack fails, it still might cause her to kill us instead of doing the aforementioned.

For fucks sake Femcock just make us roll for a suggestion already.

>>23509919
>So you would rather be bound into helping the enemies of those you love than die?

How the fuck do you even jump to that conclusion?

>>23509922
Why? Tug has a clear advantage.

Rolled 39, 76, 59 = 174

You decide to give in to the tugs, but you're not planning on leaving without one last punch, so to speak. You grab the dart, an empty gun, and the shell casing from one of your bullets and prepare a fucking mind punch. You point the empty gun - clearly empty, its slide retracted - vaguely at the person and say, "Bang." as your temporary foci, the gun included, turn to ash in your hands.

Roll Enchantment. You get a +3 from the temporary foci and a +1 from your mental attack focus. I'll take the first five linked 1d100 rolls.

Rolled 71

>>23509902
>shoos our shoelace as ropes representing connection a breath for ruining and the flore as well as the dart hell a bullet travels and is fast so we can use one of those as well.

>>23509908
its exactly the same as lolsnapnecks, both kill us horribly.

>>23509942
He is prolly already writing it up

>>23509933
Nemesis=Demon-binding
Demon-binding=We work for them unwillingly
Working for them unwillingly=They know everything about our tower and the people who live there

Rolled 13

>>23509948
It's fucking on.

Rolled 49

>>23509948

Rolled 49

>>23509948
GOD DAMMIT WE NEED TWO SUCCESSES.

Rolled 38

>>23509948
fuck you hoody

Rolled 36

>>23509948

Rolled 6

>>23509948
1 success

Rolled 23

>>23509948
rolo

Rolled 20

>>23509948
Rolling.

Rolled 86

>>23509951
>>23509961
>>23509964
>>23509969
>>23509972

Fuck you dice

Just fuck you

Rolled 98

work pleas

Rolled 9

>>23509948

See you next time, space cowboy

>>23509933
Have you even been following this quest? We are part demon, there are various demo binders running around that target other students, if they're in our circle they bind us then send us home with a bomb and three top competitors are out of the rase, if they're second years we probably just disappear, unless their society is overly aggressive...

Rolled 62

>>23509948
all we needed was a 100

>>23509961
>>23509964
>>23509969
>>23509972
>>23509977
And this is why nothing we do is worth the effort. God, these fucking dice.

Rolled 27

>>23509961
>>23509964
>>23509969
>>23509972
>>23509977
>>23509980
>>23509981
>>23509986

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS FUCKING SHIT

>>23509959
Actually, they don't learn about dad because blood bond. So they'd probably end up dead in the end anyway.

Rolled 15

>>23509991
At this point I'm just happy it wasn't a critical failure.

>>23510008
Non-random dice.

>>23509951
And of course it linked to the wrong post.

Why don't the dice want us to live?

Rolled 83

>>23509948
I wish you could roll for us

Well hopefully we at least triggered her paranoia and she'll be wondering what the fuck that spell we used all those foci for did to her for ages.

These dice are making me laugh cry.

It hurts because it's bad and then I laugh because it's ridiculous and it hurts but then it's just painful again.

>>23510008
Predictable, skewed dice with a shit seeding algorithm.

>>23510000
Have YOU read the quest? First, being part incubus makes Max soul resistand to mind fuckery. Second, Max and her father have a bloodbond which makes them both unable to harm eachother.

>>23510008
Dice roll low, especially at higher values.

Fuck this, I'm renaming the main character.

She's Min Power now.

>>23510067
Yes, and when Max comes home and starts murdering Liz, Lin, Breakfast, and Selene, dad won't be able to do anything but stare.

Rolled 98

can anyone explain why they didn't second my teliport idea?

>>23510096
Do you have a corruption fetish?

No, seriously, do you have a fucking corruption fetish? Because that's the only way your mind would jump to that conclusion.

>>23510101
Because we would have had even less dice for a success with that. At best, it would have been two or three, and you saw how the dice rolled.

Also, I love how we had a billion high successes immediately afterwards.

>>23510049
Fuck this. I hate /tg/ dice so much.

>>23510101
Because HURR DUURR MAAAAAAAAAX POWEEEEEEEEEEERS.

Personally I voted to fake surrender.

>>23510067
No, it makes Max resistant to soul -soul- fuckery. Nothing to do with her mind at all.
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1. Max will free Dimitry from his cell.

2. Max will not reveal Dimitry's True Name.

3. Max will shield Dimitry from discovery by his enemies.

4. Max will give Dimitry's advice due consideration.

Tell me how this keeps Max from harming her dad.

>>23510127
Or you could pay attention and realize that people are discussing this under the assumption that it's a Nemesis agent. All context detail points to it being Nemesis, and if you really think a first-circle half-incubus is going to be able to just IGNORE being mind-fucked BECAUSE INCUBUS, you're going to be sorely disappointed. Also, the blood bond does not prevent us from harming anyone except dad.

>>23510149
>2. Max will not reveal Dimitry's True Name.
>3. Max will shield Dimitry from discovery by his enemies.

Its right there.

>>23510149
>3. Max will shield Dimitry from discovery by his enemies
They don't know he exists.

The spell does nothing, but there's a momentary look of surprise in her eyes. Then the tug grabs your guts like a vice and you're not there anymore. You're lying in the inbound teleportation circle with your dad, Lin, and Liz all kneeling around it.

"Oh my god, are you okay?" asks Liz, immediately dashing forward to throw herself onto you.

"Max? Max, what happened?" your dad asks.

Lin just looks at you with worry from the side.

Roll Body to resist the substance in your blood stream. Durability does not apply here. I'll consider the first linked 1d100 roll.

Rolled 17

>>23510208
"Dart, poison, fuck."

Rolled 89

>>23510173
And all they have to do is order Max to go back to his Sanctum and murder "everyone there", because they'll know that, at the least, Liz and Lin are there. As soon as the order becomes that vague, the rules of the pact become invalid

>>23510208
Oh shit.

Rolled 26

>>23510208
>Die of poison

Rolled 77

>>23510208
>Roll Body
>Implying we aren't going to crit fail

Rolled 70

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>>23510173
And if max decides to put a bullet in her dad's head, or order him to stop breathing (or the demon analogue) with his true name?

>>23510219
>>23510225
AAAAAAUGH GOD DAMMIT.

>>23510173
And what happens when Max has to "Kill everyone in the tower that you lived in"? Max doesn't have to tell them he exists in order to kill him.
Or, "Kill Elizabeth and anyone who prevents you from doing so".
Dmitri is bound to protect Elizabeth, meaning that he would have to attempt to prevent Max from killing her without harming Max, causing Max to kill him.

>>23510219
You fucker. You killed him!

Rolled 92

>>23510225
Fuck.

>>23510219
I don't even care any more, to be honest.

>>23510219
You know, Femcock could save time by simply assuming we fail every roll at this point

At least we're back in the tower and probably going to live.

>>23510270
Pffffft. You're a funny one.

>>23510237
We won't die. Anyone who tries to kill someone with a lethal poison shot by a dart is a moron.

Rolled 35

>>23510239
Or Dimitri could teleport everyone to a safe house.

You are not good at this, are you?

So, umm...

If we live through this we're flooding redhoodie's base with exploding rats and walking grenade constructs.

>>23510245
It wasn't a 1, at least. But we might be in trouble.

>>23510278
Except that would take time, and the moment he begins Max uses his True Name to make him simply stop living.

I think this encounter was good for us.

Remember, there is always a bigger fish.

>>23510300
I have returned to re-suggest the pressurized shitcannon.

>>23510245
I'm assuming it's non-fatal, otherwise why bother using a dart rather than, say, bullets.

>>23510310
Again, anyone who tried to kill someone with a poison and not a gun could never have pulled off that ambush.

>>23510316
More like
>Remember, there are always lower rolls

>>23510316
Well thanks a whole fucking lot, Jonah.

>>23510300
Yes please. I get a special boner from the idea of a walking army of live grenades. Some of them go off early, flinging their comrades forward into the fray. Where they explode.

>>23510316
Not really. We had about equal dice pools for combat stuff, we just got fucked hard by luck.

Rolled 41

>>23510314
>and the moment he begins Max uses his True Name to make him simply stop living.
>2. Max will not reveal Dimitry's True Name.

You know what, I'm done arguing with you.

>>23510342
Actually, we had higher dicepools.

>>23510329
>>23510320
>>23510276
Or, they're using lethal poison just on the off chance that someone teleports the fuck away before they can finish them. Like we did right now.

to protect us from future mind rape we should make a magic item to store a copy of our mind so that if someone pulls a breakfast on us and our family rescues us Liz or Dad can Load us from that.

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>>23510219
You pass out. You're not sure how long you're out. It just feels like an instant, but when you jerk back awake, you're tucked in to bed. You jump up with a yelp and are immediately and gently pushed back down into the bed by your father. "Shhh, shhh, it's okay, Max. You're safe."

"...how long?" you croak out of a dry throat.

"It's Monday. The girls will be getting back from class soon. It took them a lot of convincing to get them not to skip today. Elizabeth didn't leave your side until it was time to go - she didn't sleep last night."

What do you do now?

>>23510208
"Liz.." before blackout or death

>>23510208
"The red hoodies. They used a sniper to trap me with some bitch with a dart gun."

>>23510381
Tell him everything that happened. We clearly need to plan something to take this person down before they try again.

>>23510342
Luck doesn't even enter into it, grouped dice rolls will always average higher than the same number of rolls spread across several posts. Every enemy we fight will have an intrinsic advantage over us at everything thanks to the fucking dice.

>>23510381
Healing focus
Ask dad to start bringing you stuff to use for foci

>>23510381
Explain to dad what happened. Let him take revenge.

>>23510381
Sleep. Rest. Get better for the girls. If it doesn't strain you, ask what you were poisoned with.

>>23510396
"... And I know at least one of their hidey-holes. Want to go hunting later today?"

>>23510381
Give him a run down on what happened, then start casting healing spells

>>23510409
No having dad run off half-cocked, the hoodies know we know about their hideout, we don't want dad to fall into a trap because he's acting impulsively.

>>23510381
Is it bad that my paranoia tells me that we're living in an illusion? I want to say I can metagame out of that paranoid delusion because our Mind stat is undamaged, but I don't trust anything.

>>23510381
"Do you know what was on the dart?"

>>23510381
"Sorry. It was redhoods, might be Nemesis, just a guess.

Would you mind bringing Breakfast up here and a pile of Healing Foci? Bandaids, pain pills, bandages, that sort of thing."

>>23510434
>the hoodies know we know about their hideout
How? We succeeded our stealth rolls back when we tracked the one back.

>>23510448
The one we burned for a wimpy mind bullet?

Rolled 10

>>23510396
>>23510423
I support informing him of what happened, and letting him know we know where one of their hidey holes is, but we are NOT stupid. We are NOT going to counter attack this fast. We need rest. We need to plan. Scout out the hidey-hole, and find out who these guys are. Money is on Nemesis.

>>23510381
Ask for Breakfast and a load of doci to heal

>>23510404
I've been in several quests and this has been the case.

>>23510461
Hey remember when I said burning the dart is a retarded idea?

>>23510461
He could have still detected what was in our bloodstream somehow.

>>23510481
I recall For House and Dominion does grouped rolls, and chooses the highest of the first three sets. Seems to work for them. Others allow one reroll per thread.

"Healing foci," you say. "And Breakfast."

"On it, Max," he says. He comes back a few minutes later with Breakfast, alcohol swabs, pain pills, band-aids, and a drawing of a winged staff with a snake around it. "Use whatever you need. I can get more if you need it."

Roll Alchemy to heal yourself. You get a +4 from temporary foci and a +1 from your permanent focus. I'll consider the first six linked 1d100 rolls.

>>23510381
"Well, that isn't going to help my class rankings. You said you had a secret sanctum. You have anything in there that could help, or any cheating scams you and Petrov used to run?"