Thread 51.

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Okay, then. Fap.

>>23491855
Fap like she told you to.

>>23491855
"Ok sweetie. We'll name it Fap if you want. Now lets go see grandpa."

Go see dimitry to learn more of the Word.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=blatant+fetish+quest

The previous thread is now archived.

>>23491855
>>23491893
sounds good

>>23491880
Yup, its fun.
>>23491855
Does anyone actually recall using that word?

>>23491855
Close enough.

"Fap it is sweetie."

Give her some more smooches, if it looks like she wants to cuddle with 'Fap' and sleep let her do so, if she's awake take her with us to see Grandpa and learn more of the Word, focusing on finding a good poem/epic to use as the basis for our tattoo.

>>23491918
I blame Breakfast.

>>23491855
Well okay then.

Go get a Word session with Dad.

>>23491880
Yeah, it hasn't even been a month since the first thread yet. I'm really pleased by how much /tg/ seems to be enjoying this - especially since most of those 20+ upvotes are actually including 4-5 downvotes. This is the most successful quest I've ever run.

>>23491855
Kiss her.
That's a good name, love.

>>23491855
Fap it is lets go get you something to eat
then we can learn more from grandpa how does that sound?

>>23491855

she is so going to be so embarrassed when she matures. well lets agree for now.
maybe take a video of it of her naming it.

So how do air elementals see? It sounds like it's completely covered with cloth.

>>23491918
Chances are she just can't say 'l' yet, so this is her way of saying 'flap'

>>23491968
Dryads know no shame. No way she'll be embarrassed considering these living conditions.

>>23491982
The same way Gaviscon sees, through its construct shell's symbolic eye structures.

>>23491986
well, maybe she would turn out to be super shy at one stage of her life.

>>23491954
>Just to clarify this, YHWH broke something in the minds and souls of all humans that allow them to associate meaning with the Word. They can appreciate its design or its sound, but they are incapable of associating symbolic meaning with it. Because magic.
What an asshole.

Liz should ask dad what he thinks about the gnostic theory about the demiurge and the true god.

>>23491968
>>23491986
"Mooom, stop laughing about how I called Flap 'Fap' when I was younger."

"Sure thing sweetie, now stop talking and get back to sucking."

>>23492061
Good job ruining the first sentence with the second.

>>23492077
>Incest!
>No Incest!

Save it for when the situation comes up.

>>23492107
the situation is that what we call our dick now?

>>23491937
you ran more before this what?

>>23492061
>>23491855
By the way... Selene has a big clitoris... Is it like those women with big clits, so essentially a small penis with a glans and a shaft covered with loose skin, or is it like hentai, where just the glans becomes large ?

It will affect the sound it makes when she masturbates.

>>23492077
her tongue would probably be the same size as max's cock though..

>>23492153
he ran fantasy quest I think

>>23492160
It will have turned into a dick before she's old enough to masturbate.

Rolled 35

>>23492160
>By the way... Selene has a big clitoris... Is it like those women with big clits, so essentially a small penis w
I't going to evolve into a cock as she grows

Say, Fem, you mentioned that people could simply speak magical creations into existence with the Word. Does that mean that we would be able to use the Word as a substitute/enhancement to casting spells, like a verbal foci?

>>23492243
I think that's how it used to work before god broke it. So not any more.

>>23492243
The key words were "used to".

>>23492243
It doesn't work that way anymore. Hence why Dad was a student here.

>>23492258
Well, I didn't mean literally recreate the effect, but just to use it as an addition. It might still have some lingering function somewhere in its workings.

>>23492272
I reckon it might be possible. When we speak/hear the Word, we feel as though we get a surge of energy. So I reckon it's implied.
Verbal foci could make sense.

>>23492153
About four before this, this is about the third successful one.

>>23492368
What were your other quests?

>>23492368
names names give me names please
>>23492174
I liked that one sad when it died

"Okay," you say with a laugh. "We'll call it Fap. Let's go see what your grandpa is up to now."

"Gampa," she agrees.

You climb down the ladder and find him once again at work on the wards. "Oh, look, she's met her familiar," he says with a smile, then tousles her petals. "She likes it too. So, what are we to call it?"

"Fap," you say, suppressing a smile.

"Fap!" says Selene proudly.

"Fap?" your dad asks, also suppressing a smile.

What do you do now?

>>23492439
I'm pretty sure he ran it cause he accidentally started one of the earlier bfq threads with fantasy quest as the title

>>23492456
Study the Word.

Will it improve mind, by the way?

>>23492436
>>23492439
If I wanted you guys to know, I would have just kept the same names/trips from those previous threads.

>>23492174
Because of those few threads where I used its name? That was because I had been reading the archives that day. I actually started BFQ because I was bored waiting for Fantasy Quest to come back. My last quest thread was back in August.

>>23492469
I think it helped soul last time actually. Might be wrong...

>>23492456
Have him sing another song.
We can help on the words again too.

>>23492475
But you write so well... I like reading... I want to read them in the archive...

>>23492456
"Fap."

Then spend some time with our Dad, have him tell us about some more poems in the "WORD" so we can choose which one we want to learn more about and get tattooed on us.

Learn more of the Word

>>23492174

na quest DM of that one ran away.

>>23492481
Even if it is soul lets do it anyway. Get this done.

Do Dyrads count as spirit creatures? So would they be able to learn The Word?
Also we need to show The Word to Lin. See what happens.

>>23492469
>>23492495

QUEUE MUSIC

>>23492475
ah, okay then

>>23492523
That probably depends on whether being a member of dad's pantheon is the requirement, not just being a spirit. And iirc dad said he wasn't sure whether selene'd be able to learn.

>>23492456
ask about lesions in The Word

>>23492542
That's right, we wouldn't want to be distracted by music while we learn!

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I'm sorry... I can't resist.

WELL A BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD BIRD'S THE WORD.

>>23492542
Is "queue music" like "elevator music"?

You mean "cue music".

"Could you teach me more of the Word?" you ask. "You know, while you're working on the wards."

"Sure," he says happily. "I'll teach it to Selene too. She'll probably pick it up a lot faster than you with how quickly young dryads pick up language."

"Sounds good to me," you say before planting a kiss on Selene's cheek.

Roll Mind to learn more of the Word. I'll consider the first three linked 1d100 rolls.

Rolled 31

>>23492643

Rolled 75

>>23492643
Learn about more poems.

Rolled 7

>>23492643

Rolled 69

>>23492643

>>23492643
We really need to do a comprehension augmentation to boost these mind rolls...

>>23492670
Or just improve Mind

>>23492670
photographic memory would help

>>23492684
We've got a decent amount of progress on it.

>>23492566
back when fem said the language was called "the word" this song pops up every-time some one says it now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WNrx2jq184

i can't stop it... it is annoying as hell.

>>23492670
Fork mind study engine.

>>23492706
As long as the forks can share augments I'm on board

>>23492695
Hmm I actually haven't checked in a while, Fem can I see our sheet?

>>23492731
Mind hasn't changed since last thread's openning

>>23492687
could we self enchant to do that as er fork our mind ?

>>23492706
>>23492759
We should probably discuss mind forks with our dad before we do anything so dramatic to our own brain. We can ask him about it when he's done teaching us some more of the Word.

>>23492795
He might not know (it's a lotus technique we'd be using) but it probably wouldn't hurt to ask. If we are going to do it we'll probably need a mental strain/stress mitigating augmentation to be safe.

>>23492654
You make some progress on the Word, learning some fundamental words and extremely basic grammar. Even this simple stuff is ridiculously complicated, but Selene seems to be picking it up pretty easily. Eventually, you decide to take a break just so you can process everything that you've learned. You chat with your dad while you relax.

"So, some guys at the Lotus were talking about creating forks of my own mind inside my head to help me multitask. Do you know anything about that practice? Is it a good idea?"

"It sounds risky, Max," your dad says frankly. "It could be problematic for your mental stability, and even if it isn't if you have one mind in control of your body and one mind not in control, there's the risk that the mind could rebel against you. I wouldn't do it unless you've analyzed your mind and soul thoroughly enough that you're certain you could withstand the stress and not turn on yourself in a situation like that."

"Thanks for the advice, dad," you say. "You basically highlighted the points I had already been worrying about."

"Glad to chip in, Max. Have you been worrying about anything else?"

What do you say?

>>23492959
Talk about how you need to pick out something for the tattoo before we can start augmenting durability further.

Ask for other works he knows in the Word.

>>23492959
"Question: What to you get an incubus for Christmas?"

>>23492959
Just concerned about the whole.. magical school in a cave packed with power-mad teens and young adults and governed by a system of blood-thirsty winner-takes-all mages.

And I have been thinking of christmas a bit.

>>23492959
Dimitry's convinced me, Max is definitely not the right person to do a mind fork. Hell, we can agree with ourselves on the actions one Max makes, a second one running around would be a nightmare.

>>23492959
"I've been doing pretty okay. Lotus is good for working out any issues that crop up, plenty of time to meditate on things.

Though I need to choose a tattoo soon, if my skin is as tough as stone it'll be difficult to do it.

Could you tell me some about other interesting works and poems in the Word?"

>>23493012
Snaps, you may wish to suggest a subject matter or theme instead of relying on Dimitri to pull something at random out of thin air.

>>23492959
"Aside from the person who Liz beat for the Archmage Society joining the Lotus, no, nothing's really bothering me."

>>23493012
>>23493036
>>23493041
>subject matter
strength, power, defense, wars

>>23493041
Anything I pick people are going to say it's retarded.

But, here goes. Anything with stability, protection, or staying on your path as a theme or major element.

>>23493032
Oh god, one mind would be the "snapple collective" (which at odd times the actual snapple seems to oppose)

>>23493071
Every time Max has to make a decision and we all argue about what to do, after Femcock figures out which decision has the majority, we have to roll Mind to prevent our mindfork from taking over and making us do the other thing.

>>23493041
For a theme. We want it to be broad enough to easily cover any Foci we make out of it.

One of the reasons I personally like the Paradox of the Self is that the whole point of what we're doing is enhancing and understanding our own self.

But something with themes of growth, change, protection, and strength, would work.

This Tattoo is going to be big and made out of lots of little parts. We can enchant each letter/character/symbol/word with a different Focus, and we're going to want a lot of Foci.

>>23492959
>>23493056
this
>>23493095
I figured longer lines would be better if we do each word It will be hell to turn on

Rolled 84

compartmentalization and true multitasking would help more than forking max's mind

>>23493095
We confirmed that you can't concentrate enough foci in a given area to create a critical (explosive) mass right? Only asking cuz it seems like something we might not find out about unless we ask...

>>23493137
Multitasking might cut our dice pools though...maybe we should focus on increasing our mind boosts first.

>>23493170
Sorry, I meant to say "split" instead of "cut"

>>23493095
>One of the reasons I personally like the Paradox of the Self is that the whole point of what we're doing is enhancing and understanding our own self.
It's pretty danm fitting. I figure we should at least do half of it from Paradox of the Self, even if we mix it with another work.

>>23493095
I think we could do selections from the paradox of self, but given its epic length I doubt we could fit the whole thing on max. Or hide it for that matter.

>>23493226
We could probably fit it all if we did it over the entirety of her body in a relatively small script.

>>23493226
Whether it could fit would depend upon how much information each glyph of Word-runes conveys and upon the skill of the artist making the tattoo.

>>23492039
>>Just to clarify this, YHWH broke something in the minds and souls of all humans that allow them to associate meaning with the Word. They can appreciate its design or its sound, but they are incapable of associating symbolic meaning with it. Because magic.
>What an asshole.
>Liz should ask dad what he thinks about the gnostic theory about the demiurge and the true god.

We should ask Lin if she can understand the word, actually

"Do you have any other suggestions for tattoos? Maybe something focusing on strength, power, defense, or wars?" you ask.

"Well, I guess there's the story of the fall from grace. It's about the rebellion and being cast out of heaven. But, Max, why would you want a topic matter like that tattooed on yourself? Branding yourself with ideas of conflict and struggle... Is that what you want written on your skin for the rest of your life?" he asks.

"Okay, what about growth, change, and protection, then?" you ask.

"Well... Actually, my older brother wrote something. It's about the birth of humanity from his perspective, them being cursed by their creator for curiosity, nurtured by the fallen after the rebellion, building their great cities... I find it to be a sad piece, though, because, well... An ending was never written, but we both know what happened to their cities, to their tower. How that chapter ended," he says seriously. "You need to realize, anything that was written in the Word is Old. Things with certain themes... They have sad endings because of how history actually turned out. That's why I like things with somewhat more timeless topics, like the Paradox of the Self."

What do you do?

>>23493252
Paradox of self sounds way better than having ancient history written on us.

>>23493252
Ok, at this point I say we just go with PoS. Ask him if the library has a copy.

Either that or have dad list off every word of the Word he knows and pick out the ones we like.

If anyone else has something better say so.

>>23492705

here this should help
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cnQCk0u49w

>>23493241
It's an epic.

Hundreds of pages long. That's not going to be happening.

>>23493252
Yeah. Let's just go with the Paradox of Self. It's the most fitting for us by far.

>>23493252
>What do you do?

"Dad... is it possible to undo what happened to make people unlearn the word? Has anyone ever tried?"

"We also need to get out more. Are there any more interesting places you remember that we should check out in scholomance?"

>>23493252
Crap, what time is it again? 5pm-ish?

>>23493340
A little earlier than that, but yeah, right around there.

>>23493252
Go with Paradox of the Self, ask him if he can write it down so we can show it to the tattoo artist in the Lotus.

>>23493252
Let's go for the Paradox of Self.

Let's ask Dad to write it out, at the the beginning of it, and we'll keep the meaning and the words, but find a way to have it wrap around our arms, back and chest, in spirals, circles, interlocking bands, it should look like a cool tattoo made of odd symbols instead of just blocks of weird text.

>>23493350
http://techcrunch.com/2012/11/15/litographs-puts-entire-books-on-t-shirts/

This is really, really delayed, but it just occurred to me, aside from realizing that we've essentially equipped Selene to be the perfect voyeur, but I fully expect to see a thread begin "Ceiling bat is watching you fap. What do you do?"

>>23493393
That makes no sense. When would Max ever have to fap? That's what Liz, Lin, and Breakfast are for.

And if Selene did end up 'listening' to us go at it we'd put on a show for her.

>>23493252
"Sorry Dad, I just want something that fits what I want the foci to do."

>>23493393
Cast illusion on bat of us continuing to fap. Cast an illusion of silence on ourself. Go find Selene, teach lesson on getting caught spying.

>>23493441
> Purposefully turn Selene into the perfect spy
>Scold her for spying.

Kay

>>23493464
It's less like scolding and more like delivering redhot dickings.

>>23493393
Oh god, Fapbat is gonna sneak around the ceilings to watch us fap/fuck when Selene gets old enough to want our dick.

>>23493251
She didn't, it sounded nonsensical, like birds chirping to her.

>>23493479
Wasn't that Liz?

>>23493464
Scold her for getting caught. Encourage successful spying. Hell, make a game out of it.

>>23493479
I don't think we've talked to Lin about it.

>>23493375
Cool, but it's still going to be a human hand with a tattoo gun putting it on us.

>>23493425
sometimes getting your self off alone is nice even if sex is available

>>23493514
A human hand hopefully made inhumanly precise with Lotus augments.

>>23493505
Teach her to report what she learns to us too. In the word for bonus points.

>>23493487
>>23493513
Ach, yeah, that one-letter difference gets a lot of us.

>>23493514
>human
I think you mean wizard

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>>23493475
... why am I so okay with this?

>>23493252
Lets just go with The Paradox

>>23493252
I'd say we should go for the Paradox. Its focus on self and its incompatibility with interference from outside is fitting in something intentended to protect us from outside interference.

Rolled 92

>>23493475
>Oh god, Fapbat
>implying there will only be one bat

>>23493595
Yes. Get more bats. Name one of them Lil Wayne. Name them all puns about Batman and fapping.

"Yeah, okay, the Paradox of the Self is probably the better option," you agree. "Hey, is it possible to undo what happened to make people unable to understand the Word? Has anyone ever tried?"

"A few did," your dad says. "But messing directly with the soul like that... It's tricky, to say the least. They didn't succeed, and got cursed for trying. That was a long, long time ago, though. I don't even know if my dad is even still paying attention to humanity anymore. It certainly doesn't seem like it."

"Is there anywhere out and about in the Scholomance that I should check out that you remember from your days?"

"Well, there are old sanctums that rivals had, but there's know knowing who's moved in since then, or if they're even still standing. There are some faculty places, but I would prefer not to tell you about those until you need them - even knowing about them can be too dangerous of a temptation. Then there are places I found out about with the Dreamweavers, but most of those aren't in normal space as we think of it. So, no, for the most part there isn't anything. Hell, even my private, personal sanctum - away from this tower, just in case - wasn't in the Scholomance, it was in the dream web."

What now?

>>23493252
Just confirm with dad before we get the tat that upper level dextra and nemesis kids probably won't recognize the word. Hell, he told us to be paranoid.

>>23493628
Ask for a copy of Paradox of Self.

Anyone else wanna boost strength or speed to +2 tonight?

>>23493623
Shut the fuck up about Lil Wayne. It was funny the first time but now its already gotten old. You drive jokes into the ground faster than some Frankenstein combination of /v/ and Family Guy.

Rolled 62

>>23493629
>Just confirm with dad before we get the tat that upper level dextra and nemesis kids probably won't recognize the word. Hell, he told us to be paranoid.
if they're pure human then they are literally incapable of understanding The Word

>>23493671
I do. We should get going on the augmentations.

>>23493628
Get him to write out a few verses and figure out where we want them on max. Repeat until we have a few thousand potential foci to enchant.

>>23493671
We won't have time after the tattoo. And we really haven't spent much time with the Ls this weekend...

>>23493696
This sounds better than getting a full written copy.

>>23493673
Calm down.

>>23493671
no
>>23493628
lets figure out how to teach the spell to Selene so she can see lets work on that tonight

>>23493679
Why would you assume they're pure human? I suppose you're right though, I drop my paranoid worry.

Rolled 5

>>23493736
>lets figure out how to teach the spell to Selene so she can see lets work on that tonight
first, selene isn't readly to learn the spell.
secondly, we're not done crafting it

>>23493736
Give her a few months, she can barely talk, she won't be able to cast magic.

>>23493628
Get Dad to start writing it out, we aren't going to just do a giant square of text, we'll have to do arty stuff so it wraps around us and looks like a patterned tattoo instead of just blocks of weird symbols.

>>23493736
Actually, I think we agreed she's in the prime of the developmental window for this (which is why we pushed on the research). Let's do it.

>>23493782
We had to roll soul to get her to name the bat.

You think we're gonna teach her advanced magic?

"Are there any written copies of the Paradox of the Self? Maybe in the library?" you ask.

"I sincerely doubt it," your dad says. "I know it by rote, though. I could write you down a copy."

"I would really appreciate that," you say. "I'll need something for the artist to reference when doing the tattoos."

"That's probably a bad idea," your dad says. "They'll probably just be random scribbles to them. Instead of having them copy them out of a page, you should probably write them out on your skin as a guide - maybe with a pen or a marker or something. I could do that for you, if you want."

What do you say?

Rolled 73

>>23493749
>Why would you assume they're pure human?
because Dextra is like "pure humanity" and anti non human.
Nemesis might understand via enslaved translators

>>23493797
Let's do it. We can run to the Lotus sanctum and get Sanchez to fill them in tonight!

>>23493797
That sounds like a plan, let's do it.

>>23493671
Wouldn't we need 5 successes for a +2? We need to boost our meditation pool first.

>>23493797
Good plan, dad. We'd just have to choose the best passages to write down.

>>23493831
Eight successes, actually.

Rolled 80

>>23493845
with our luck that would take 24 hours

>>23493861
Getting four earlier today took you twelve.

>>23493871
my point exactly

>>23493797
sharpie or surgical marker
>>23493823
at least the outline

>>23493797
Looks like it's time to take our clothes off, we don't know how much canvas space it'll take.

"That sounds like a plan. Will it look like a block of text or will it flow more, circle around, intersect itself, to up and down my arms and back."

>>23493845
Thank you for correcting me.
Get dad to by a sound system for the meditation room and a cd of tibetian (or what have you) meditative chanting next time he's out. Anons, we need to focus on meditation applicable mind augmentations.

>>23493845
Oh screw that. Next time skip I'm voting we spend all three activities on self augmentation.

>>23493797
With it getting towards evening we don't even know if Sanchez will be there. It might be better to talk to him first and get a time to do the first session.

So, is the consensus to discard your shirt and as your dad to immediately start writing?

>>23493927
Yep.

>>23493927
yes

>>23493927
It does occur to me that we didn't actually check with Sanchez that he'd be able to do it today.

We should probably actually go check with him first.

>>23493927
Yup. We should probably find somewhere to lie down though so we're easier to write on.

>>23493797
Would a sensory deprivation tank give us a die for each denied sense while meditating? And yes I expect we would have to reinforce max's sanity before using one, or roll to maintain composure...

>>23493893>>23493923

we need to show dad the chakra lines and points that should be written a long, but ey

>>23493927
No, we need to arrange a time to do this with Sanchez.

>>23493982
He can rewrite over it for when we go to get it tattooed, but getting an idea of how it looks is a good thing.

>>23494000
>get doodled on in marker
>Max runs the entire way there
>she sweats
>the design runs
>she doesn't check
>Sanchez traces it anyway cause he can't tell the difference
>Actually gibberish to everyone now.

>>23493927
Might as well, at least we can see how they look on us and get Liz's reaction. Maybe send a pic to mom on her lunch break?

>>23494000
>>23493982
>>23493936
Just because we aren't necessarily getting it inked on today doesn't mean we shouldn't have it drawn on so we can see how it looks, maybe make suggestions for having it wrap itself around us differently. It's a test run of it.

>>23493927
Yes, get a feel of what a looks like, maybe make it last longer with Alchemy

>>23494023
I'm sure he could put a simple spell on it to stop it sweating off.

>>23493927
Yeah, try it out.

>>23494023
Again, take pictures before heading over. Get him to do sketches of the verse on paper to take also in case Sanchez needs reference material.

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"Could you write some of it on there right now?" you ask.

"Sure, Max. I won't do too much - after all, you don't want to get too much tattooed at once. Do you know where you want the first piece?"

"I was thinking right on my lower back - right around my tail bone," you say, realizing that's pretty much actually the top of your ass, not the bottom of your back.

"Are you going for the root chakra?" he asks.

"I am, actually. I mean, it's all about survival, security, and stability there, right? Seems like the best place to start for warding foci tattoos."

"Makes sense to me. I actually have a good idea of what part to put there. It's a section about instinct and other things derived of your nature rather than the influence of the world," he says.

"Sounds like a plan."

"Okay, go find somewhere good to lie down. Maybe on the floor upstairs somewhere or something. I'm going to try to track down a fine point sharpie."

Where do you go and what do you do with Selene?

>>23494146
>Where do you go and what do you do with Selene?
give selene to liz, use the bed or mediation room

>>23494146
Go put Selene in her crib, we did wake her up after all. Go lay down on our bed. See if we can get Liz to stick around to give her opinion on how it looks.

>>23494146
So a tramp stamp then?
Just take Selene with us.

>>23494146
For Selene if she looks tired put her to bed, hand her off to Liz otherwise if Liz isn't busy, if she is just keep her with us.

We can use our bed to lie down on.

>>23494190
Tramp stamp is more of the sacral chakra than the root chakra. This is even lower than the typical tramp stamp.

>>23494146
The bed would probably work so we could kneel on the floor and bend over it, straightening out that part of the spine better.

>>23494181
Pass, Selene to Liz or let her watch if you think you cand keep her still without moving or distracting dad. Use the meditation room floor if it's free or a kitchen counter/table if it's sturdy enough.

>>23494146
>tramp stamp
Really, Max?

>>23494244
see >>23494211

>>23494244
Would you rather she worked from the top down? Because that would require shaving her head.

>>23494244
First of a full-body set that's lower than a stamp.

>>23494186
Agreed.

>>23494260
It also would have been much less relevant to the task at hand than the root chakra.

>>23494186
>Go put Selene in her crib,
she knew her way out of that since last week

>>23494256
>>23494260
>>23494267
Don't get me wrong, I'm not angry about it. I just think its silly in a way that fits Max's character.

You bring Selene upstairs to Liz. "Can you watch Selene for a bit? My dad's going to draw a tattoo design on me."

"Sure thing, Mistress," she says, giving you a smile. Breakfast is still curled up at her feet.

"Go show your mommy your new friend," you tell Selene before setting her down on the floor.

"Fap!" declares Selene, sprinting over to Liz at toddler-levels of reckless speed. "Dis Fap!"

You smile to yourself, then climb on up to the workout room and stretch out on the mats. Your dad's up a few minutes later with a waterproof marker in hand. "Okay, lie face down and take your pants off," he says, uncapping the marker. "Or at least pull them down far enough in the back for me to get to work. I have a cool idea for a tattoo design."

What do you do?

>>23494388
Remove pants, acquire tattoo design.

>>23494388
Drop 'em and lay.

>>23494388
Pull far enough down to get to work

>>23494388
Pull pants down to mid thigh, let dad do his thing.

>>23494388
Strip down, lay down.

>>23494388
Take off our pants, and honestly our shirt for that matter. We wander around the house with our cock swinging freely half the time anyway, and we don't want anything in the way.

After this bit is written on we honestly should try to get more written, we want as much tattooed at once as possible as once we're Durable it'll be a bitch to get them done.

>>23494388

drop pants

and innuendo

>>23494388
face down ass up lets do this

>>23494388
remove those pants

>>23494388
Take off everything, we've been wearing clothes too much today.

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>>23494388
Shed the oppressive clothes!

>>23494388
>Max is wearing clothes
This isn't what I signed up for!

>>23494409
>>23494424
>>23494430
>>23494435
>>23494437
>>23494439
>>23494441
>>23494444
>>23494507
>>23494521

the suspense is killing me.

never before has pants-dropping warranted such exposition

>>23494514
i know, though i think s/he/it will be left wanting

>>23494514
Took you this long?

>>23494537
Especially since we regularly walk around the tower naked and fuck people in front of our dad.

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>>23494555

*giggles* yeah.... just got caught up on the archives. i feel a little naughty for missing the fun when it was getting started.

You ditch your pants and lie down to let him start getting to work. You feel the cold tip of the marker starting to trace slowly and smoothly across your skin. His big, warm hands are on your hips, your back, your butt. It, predictably, makes you remember what it was like getting fucked by him as Breakfast, when you were feeling those hands in a rather more sexual way.

Roll Soul to keep from reacting to that. I'll consider the first four linked 1d100 rolls.

Rolled 65

>>23494653
nat 1 for boners!

Rolled 10

>>23494653

Oh hey

Rolled 1

>>23494653
Oh boy.

Rolled 6

>>23494653
Can we roll to react to it, in a good way?

Rolled 86

>>23494653

>>23494671
OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

>>23494671
Well shit.

Rolled 85

>>23494671
You fucker.

>>23494671
... well I never

did we freak out or get turned on?

I don't know what kind of crit fail this is.

>>23494671
TURBOBONERS!

Rolled 47

>>23494671
Haha, I have summoned thee! Do my bidding! >>23494668

>>23494671
THIS IS THE HAPPIEST I'VE EVER BEEN TO SEE A NAT ONE

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>>23494671
>>23494671

OH BOY OH BOY OH BOY

>>23494671
I hope this means we get a throbbing erection from this.

>>23494701
And probably moan, too.

>>23494671
-1 successes here we come

The dice gods have conspired against Max getting tattoos...

Rolled 66

>>23494671

Oh /tg/ dice, never change....

>>23494514
>>23494583
>>23494698

we only have you to blame...

...thank you!

>>23494725
No, they just want us to REALLY enjoy the process.

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>>23494671

Rolled 84

>>23494725
No they conspire against her having a flaccid cock

>>23494671
Oh wow. We haven't crit failed in ages.

Could we, like, augment our ability to repress memories?

>>23494671
Not only do you fail to keep from getting an erection, you feel your heart pounding and your body growing hot as he touches you. You struggle to keep your breathing under control, as your entire ass and back tingle from his touch. A hot blush spreads across your skin. Finally, when he's about half-way through with the design, you can't seem to keep a tiny moan from escaping your mouth and your back arches slightly as your hips shift to a somewhat more... accessible angle.

"Um, Max?" your father asks. He sounds uncertain. "Are... Are you okay?"

His big, warm hands are still there, his finger tips resting on the small of your back.

How do you respond?

Goddamn, what a time for a critical failure.

>>23494790
"... go easy on me..."

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>>23494790
Dis gun b gud

>>23494790

"so, when i was started to experiment with sensory magic..."

>>23494790
"I-it was nothing..."

>>23494790
Been better. Then think about that time you saw grandma naked.

>>23494790
>>23494817

"...i tested it on Breakfast... cause i figured her mind would be easy to work with, y'know..."

>>23494790
"im about to have a raging erection

>>23494817
This.

>>23494790
The dice gods have spoken Max, you know what to do...

Incest

Rolled 91

>>23494790
Explain what happened. We've put it off far too long as it is.

>>23494790
I know, it's glorious. MY favorite part of anything RPG related is when it all goes tits up.

>>23494790
"Y-yeah, I'm fine, just y'know having a little trouble for some reason."

>>23494790
>>23494817
>>23494834

"...but, umm... she was... erm, Preoccupied..."

>>23494790
>How do you respond?
I guess it's time to come clean about what happened the first time we tried that spell

>>23494790
"mfine"

Explain what happened before.

>>23494790
>>23494817
>>23494834
>>23494849

"... with...you..."

>>23494843
Same here. The boring part is when things go right.

I like to see a little suffering.

>>23494849
"...with...you. I kinda got the uh...full effect."

>>23494849
"...with you."

>>23494865
I don't think everyone is suffering from this turn of events to be honest.

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>>23494817
>>23494834
>>23494849
>>23494860
>>23494868

>>23494872
That's fair. Let me rephrase.

I like to see people squirm.

>>23494874

>dat filename

>>23494817
>>23494834
>>23494849
>>23494860

this, all of my everything for htis

>>23494882
If me wringing my hands like a sith lord counts as squirming, then yes. That's what I'm doing right now.

>>23494882

what are you going to make the summary for this thread?

Max starts to work on warding, Dad decides to get more hands on with his teaching?

>>23494868
"... in her mouth and pussy, and her cumming every time you thrust into her and me feeling everything she felt."

>never follow quests
>pop in once in a while to see what's going on
>secretly hope it all goes to shit
Holy shit. We are literally fucked. I'm giggling like a schoolgirl.

>>23494955

lets not ramp it that fast quite yet, give a little silence for effect, let Max's skin flush, let the *DONK* of her erection hit the table.

>>23494916
I support this course of action

>>23494961
>literally fucked
Oh I hope so.

>>23494916
I vote for this combo.

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>>23494967

>the *DONK* of her erection hit the table
>the *DONK* of her erection
>the *DONK*
>*DONK*

>>23494967
We're on mats in the workout room, sadly not bent over a table so he can fuck us like that.

But we'll make it work.

>>23494916

tossing my vote in for this

"So, when I was starting to experiment with sensory magic..." you start. Your voice is breathy and husky. Fuck, you can hear how horny you are in your voice. "I tested it on Breakfast... Because I figured her mind would be easy to work with, you know? But, um... She was... Erm... Preoccupied... With... You..."

There's an awkward silence for a moment. "Ah," your father says before the awkward silence continues. "I suppose that explains why you're pushing so much energy out towards me."

Well, fuck. That makes you blush even harder - and makes your cock even harder. Oh god, this is so much more embarrassing than double-teaming someone with him. So, so much more.

"I guess we need to talk about this, then," he says. He still hasn't moved his finger tips off your back. They're warm and still making you tingle. "I... Okay, do you remember when I was asking you about the ethics of you having sex with Selene when she grew up? Last week? I... Well, the first time I saw you, I was starving, and you were... Well. I've been attracted to you since then. And this sort of thing certainly isn't unheard of in sex demon families, but, well, you were raised human and... I'm sorry, this is terribly awkward, isn't it, Max?"

Oh god. Oh god, what? Is your dad hitting on you? He... You... What?

What do you do?

>>23495045
Roll with it Max, there's no stopping this incest train.

>>23495045

BY THE POWER OF THE LORD OF EXCESS WE RELIEVE OUR FATHER OF HIS SEXUAL TENSION! IT IS OUR DUTY AS A HALF-INCUBUS TO DO THIS!

>>23495045
"Very awkward, I still don't know if what I felt was me or Breakfast, I thought I had it under control, but..."

>>23495062

i concur, much like the rape train i doubt it has brakes.

>>23495045

This train has no brakes.

>>23495045
I'm torn between trying to force this tattoo through to finish and just saying go for it.

>>23495045
"Very."

>>23495045
Laugh, incredibly nervously. "Yes. Yes it is. But...well like you said I'm pushing a lot of energy your way at the same time."

>>23495045
"I... I'm okay with this."

>>23495045
All aboard the buttfuck train, I guess.

>>23495045
>>23495076

"but... its stuck in my head. it keeps cuming up when i try... i, try to meditate...and..."

>>23495045
Oooooooh snap. It begins.

>>23495045
>this is terribly awkward, isn't it, Max?"
less awkward now then it was then

>>23495045
Let's get this long overdue incest started.

>>23495076
this and add
>>23495085

>>23495062
yes
>>23495065
YES!
>>23495081
YESSSS
>>23495104
yes

>>23495045
>>23495076
>>23495095

*roll over, face him* "...well... now you know..."

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>>23495045
What would our mother think of us now.

>>23495119
"......I understand"

>>23494865
Yeah, the best part of the last campaign I played was when our group lost the fight horribly and caused ALL THE TENSION.

>>23495119
Given that she fucked him first? She'd probably be empathetic.

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>>23495045
I don't even like futa or incest for that matter but YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

>>23495045
"Dad, you should know me well enough by now that I'm not particularly burdened by morals."

Femcock, I think I love you.

>>23495045
"You got terrible at hitting on women after being stuck here for 15 years. You're lucky you're hot.

It's kind of awkward, but we're both attracted to each other and damned if I don't want it.

Be gentle alright, I've never gone that far with a man before."

>>23495045
Normally, I'm a huge proponent of incest in these threads. That said, if we actually do something with him right now, we'll be cheating on Liz. As such, my vote is to not do this, no matter how much we really, really want to.

>>23495045
>>23495076
>>23495095
>>23495115
>>23495127

"though... you got terrible at..."

>>23495131

>>23495135
good point

>>23495140

besides, i think a little Tantric is just what we need to clear the air.

>>23495045
"I do want to do this... but, what about Liz? I don't know how I'd explain this one to her, and she'd hear us."

>>23495135
>>23495146

Too late.

Liz is gonna walk in on this, I can feel it.

>>23495149

"i just need to make sure this is okay... with... liz. before anything ... further... happens"

>>23495135
>>23495154
GOD DAMN IT, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE RIGHT?

I wanted my incest...

Man, the thread just fucking exploded with posts.

We should totally finish our tattoos.

And no, I'm not sure who I'm kidding.

>>23495135
Stop making sense you... you!