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>>23376729

"Yeah, more or less," you agree. As long as you don't actually reveal any of the Lotus methodology, you should be fine. "The idea is that you're as good to go naked as you are fully geared up."

"It's a pretty good strategy," your dad admits.

"So, you put thirteen different foci on one bracelet, huh? Any reason for that number? Also, it's probably a good idea to link lots of small tattoos together rather than making singular large foci, right?" you ask.

"Absolutely correct. You want to stack together lots of small foci. After all, a big focus doesn't provide you any more help than a small one, and takes up much more space. Maybe work them all together into one bigger design of the small parts. And there's no reason for it being thirteen other than that I started getting into the margin of diminishing utility after that - and that it's a good number to scare of superstitious competitors."

Do you talk about anything else now?
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>>23381750
>Because the point's been raised that including Pavana in the tattoo project might preclude including Liz

How the fuck are we gonna make the tattoos without her then?
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blatant%20Fetish%20Quest

The previous thread is now archived. Remember to vote it and the other previous threads up.
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>>23381753
>Do you talk about anything else now?

Not really. Unless Liz can help dad translate the dryad book?
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warding tattoo idea
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>>23381753
If that's done, time for some dickings. We haven't given Lin the dick today, which of course means Liz should be involved too.

Also Breakfast, probably.
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Rolled 14

>>23381837
Nah we want the tattoo to be as simple as possible to save space. Now the issue is how we get all these little tattoos without looking stupid
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>>23381753
"All good things to know.

Any idea how hard it would be to do this? Would we be able to make these foci at our current level? Can you think of any reason why it'd harder to make a tattoo into a focus than a bracelet?

Also, you might have to go out on a shopping run for this and get a tattoo gun that can get through my skin and Lin's skin."

Get a sketchbook, start drawing out some tattoo designs, We want them to be segmented into separate parts that form a contiguous pattern.

Go for traditional mystic signs, celtic knotwork, tree of life, some kabbalistic symbols, sigils, that sort of thing.
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works for Snapple, what do the rest of you think?

>You know what, let's do it, let's tattoo a ring of interlocked hearts (anatomically accurate, not that valentine crap) around Max's left ankle. Each heart (as many as we can reasonably fit) should be a permanent healing focus.
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For this interested, this shows the body's chakras and chi lines. Pavana has tattoos along all of her chi lines on her torso, arms, and legs, little whorls on each of the chi points, and the appropriate Hindi symbol on each of her chakras. She doesn't have any tattoos on her hands, feet, or head, though.
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>>23381753
No, that's all.

Let's self-enchant to make our mind harder to read/modify/damage.
Do it with Lin. I don't know if Liz can do it.
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>>23381885
>Nah we want the tattoo to be as simple as possible to save space
you assume that the tattoo>>23381837
is only one foci and not 4 or more
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This has got to stop.
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>>23381895
rather have snakes, what's with his heart fixation?
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>>23381885
We could break up that tattoo into at least 4 different foci, more if we wanted. They think we have one tattoo but we have many, many, times what they think we have. That's why we go for symbols made up of many smaller linked bits that look like one big thing.
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>>23381753
>>23381753
hay dad at some point I would like to know fact from fiction about all this supernatural stuff I think Lin has the gist of it but I sure don't and I am not sure about liz ..

>>23381901
fuck it as far as tattoos go go big or go home full body all the way I prefer uv ink for the chakras and chi lines
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Can a healing tattoo even work? Didn't Femcock say that healing takes a lot of energy and time?
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>>23381944
Because "Heart of Power" sounds badass.

We can sacrifice lots of snakes and an ambulance or two to make them.
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>>23381968
>Because "Heart of Power" sounds badass.

It doesn't, it's too close to "power of friendship" bullshit.
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>>23381968
No, no it doesn't sound badass. It sounds silly.
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>>23381895
No, thats fucking dumb and I refuse to do anything solely to appease that spamming faggot Snapple.
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>>23381964
I said it's basically just a permanent focus for healing spells, rather than something that grants regeneration or something.
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>>23381753
Sorry I keep asking for time checks FemCOCK, but it's what, 2pm-ish in game now? Do we have any unfinished homework due this week?
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>>23382006
It's actually mid evening. And no, you have no homework. Most work is done in class, with studying outside of class.
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>>23381968
>Because "Heart of Power" sounds badass.
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>>23381968
>and an ambulance or two to make them.
I've got to admit, very rarely you have an entertaining idea.

I'm not saying it's good, because just the logistics of acquiring an ambulance to burn as a focus isn't worth it, but it's funny.
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>>23381840
I second this if we're all done with tattoo stuff until we can get in touch with Pavana.
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>>23381942
in reference to?
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>All of these people refusing to get a healing focus tattoo because they think the name sounds dumb (it doesn't) or they don't like me.

Ok, then. Have fun gimping Max out of spite.
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>>23381840
Speaking of Breakfast, we might want to spare some more time to see how she was holding up. That bite from Selene seemed to have really shook her up.
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>>23382085
Don't feed trolls.
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>>23382093
Indeed, we can comfort her the best way we know how.

With our dick.
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Consensus sounds like asking your dad to get tattooing supplies and then fucking. Is that accurate?
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>>23382113
>asking your dad to get tattooing supplies

Nah, he is too busy with the book. Go see Breakfast.
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If Max is gonna do body modifications with her genitals, I'd suggest henna tattoos (ink staining the surface of the skin rather than anything to do with needles) that get reapplied once a week or so - or piercings.

Dunno if the henna would work for enchantments since it's only as permanent as the dead layer of skin it's on.
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>>23382090
>>All of these people refusing to get a healing focus tattoo because they think the name sounds dumb (it doesn't) or they don't like me.
>Ok, then. Have fun gimping Max out of spite.
>not seeing the snake based healing foci
you're blinded by your heart fixation snapple, and snakes are more badass
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>>23382140
>If Max is gonna do body modifications with her genitals,

No.
Fuck you.
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>>23382113
Yup, works for me.
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>>23382140
Just something to note, you would also have to re-enchant the henna each week to be a new permanent focus if you went that route.
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>>23382113
Sounds good, getting tattooing supplies would be dead easy for him, take under a day.

And then we fuck.
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>>23382113
Sure, sounds good.
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>>23382140
>If Max is gonna do body modifications with her genitals,

Are you ret-

>or piercings.
ARE YOU RETARDED
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>>23382113
Wait, what happens if normal tattoos are used as impermanent foci? Do they fade or is there scarring? Cuz if it's the later we may need to find a professional.
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>>23382113
when he's finished or needs a break from the book would be preferable
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>>23382113
>asking your dad to get tattooing supplies
No, he's busy already. Ask pavana who did her tattoos.
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>>23382207
I think people more meant "when you do your next shopping run" than right now.
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>>23382166
I still don't want to send him to do our errands.
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>>23382140
No to modifications
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Rolled 86

Actually piercings, well the kind that lets you easily remove the jewelry, would be good for some more mundane or temporary foci. We're going to run out of room on our body eventually
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>>23382254
We could start using sorcery / alchemy to make engravings on the surface of Max's bones.
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>>23382254
>We're going to run out of room on our body eventually

No we will not, even Pavana hasn't filled her body with tattoos and she was doing that way longer than us.
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>>23382113
yes for the love of god have him get good ink skin candy, or karasumi

and get a rotary machine them fuckers are smooth

and disposable tubes some

matideside/heppacide for cleaning

also tapered needles to catch and implant the ink not drive it in

and a nice smooth power source
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>>23382283
oppan grey knight style
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>>23382240
He already goes shopping for groceries and picks us up supernatural animal bits and pieces. Asking him to drop by a tattoo supply shop for 10 minutes and getting a reinforced tattoo gun and ink is hardly asking much of him.
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>>23382283
no, bad move, don't be a retard. if we nat1 that do you think max will have her bones in tact?
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Rolled 90

>>23382285
I'm talking waaaaay later.
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>>23382318
Internal pocket dimensions filled with tattoos.
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>>23382194
The ink turns to ash in your skin. It's a very good idea to have them be permanent foci instead.
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>>23382318
>I'm talking waaaaay later.

Then why are you suggesting it now.
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piercings are good as long as they aren't retarded ones(no dick piercings)
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>>23382327
Ironically, primitive tattoos were...ash. So you'd still have the tattoo.
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Do we evene need to use needles?
Couldn't we just draw the.ink into our skin with alchemy?
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>>23382339
Just thinking out loud
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>>23382392
Yup. Just a painful one with a lot more scarring than a properly-done modern tattoo.
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>Use ash as a focus for something
>Turns to ash
>Use it again
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>>23382411
Well the only way I could think of would be to teleport the ink under our skin but I would think just the good ole fashioned way would be easier. I'd hope the lotus would do it.
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>>23382392
but it'd be magically useless.
Temporary tattoos are out, as they would need to be re-applied and re-enchanted every time. Drawn on and then alchemied tattoos add an additional point of failure where we might end up losing the design if we fuck up.

Piercings and standard tattoos are fine, we're really overthinking this folks. Just need to have dad port us out to a good tattooist one weekend adn we're set.
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>>23382427
The scarring and pain were from the insertion process, though. So pretty much the only change would be that your tattoo is now black, no matter what it was before.
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Well it's the image of what the user perceives them to be that gives them power right? That's why you use a band-aid for healing, condom for containment, and so on
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"Could you get tattoo supplies the next time you're out?" you as your dad.

"Sure, Max. Shouldn't be much trouble at all. That said, if you're thinking of doing it yourself, you might want to reconsider. Tattoo work is something I never actually mastered. You might want to see if one of your Lotus allies can help, or see a professional outside the walls of the school."

"Thanks, dad. I'll keep that in mind," you say. "Now, who wants to go unwind in bed?" you ask.

"I'm good to go," says Lin with a grin.

"I'll participate, but I'm still a little sore from how you treated me earlier," says Liz, smiling and blushing.

What do you do?
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>>23382572
Well assuming we don't need any mystical crap to get the tattoos to work, we could just pop out of school and just go find a good tattoo artist to do it.
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Couldn't we just get the tattoos done professionally and then make them into permanent Foci?

I'd just prefer we didn't go full Steve-o on them.
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>>23382572
lets fuck lin in the pussy we haven't done that yet
I am sure you can come up with something more but yea Asian pussy
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>>23382572
Get Breakfast too, poor girl could probably use some relaxation after getting so worked up from being bitten.
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>>23382572
Note to collective self, get book on tantric meditation, teach Lin and Liz, shut up the study vs. fucking crowd forever.

Also please for the love of god have our tattoos done by a professional.

All that said, let's get to dicking.
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>>23382572
I cant wait to see the look on the tattoo artist's face when he starts going and he realizes that this isn't normal skin.

Also, what the fuck are we going to pay for this with?
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>>23382572
"Come along slut, if you're feeling sore we'll just make Lin eat you out while she begs for my cock."

To the bedroom, for sex, and kinkiness.
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>>23382678
>Also, what the fuck are we going to pay for this with?

Ask mom?
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>>23382447
Why would we need to do that, isn't alchemy matter magic? Hell we could probably get our own body to make the tats with a bit more skill.
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>>23382678
alchemy up some gold?
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>>23382697
Local anesthetics are a terrible influence.
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>>23382697
>sack is full-color
OH GOD WHY?!

Does this guy have, like, no feeling in his genitals anymore?
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>>23382747
>>23382741
y'all need to watch some more body modification documentaries, that's pretty tame all things considered.
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>>23382728
"Hey mom, will you pay for some tattoos that will increase my chances of survival?"
"Wait, why is surviving a concern?"
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>>23382817
We already told her it's dangerous here.
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>>23382697
>vomitingmadotsuki.jpg
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>>23382697
If you think that's anyhting but terrible, you're a terrible person.

>>23382572
Ask Lin if she learned anything from dad.
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>>23382817
"because the bitches are all over me 'cause they think I'm 'safe' or something"
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>>23382817
We could tell her its an entrance ritual for our society.
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>>23382697
That looks painful. Tattoos are paintful. The period after getting a tattoo where it bleeds and scabs and might even ooze pus and is generally one big shallow wound is painful. This man is hardcore for subjecting his tackle to that.
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>>23382974
Or he's a masochist.
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>>23382974
I assume it was done over a period of long time. Then again, I have seen videos of insane people mutilating their genitals so I wouldn't be surprised if it was something similar.
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>>23382882

It was a hipsterpost.
That is, ironically terrible. I keep a folder for such mentally scarring things.

... Sadly, I kinda feel like I'm in a cold war, for a nuclear shock-imagery post-off that's never going to happen.
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It's become something of a pattern in threesomes with you, Lin, and Liz for Liz to focus as much on helping you dominate Lin as she does on pleasuring either of you. Today is no exception, with Liz riding Lin's face hard as you pound her pussy, licking Lin's clit as she's forced to ride your cock. It doesn't take long for Lin to be reduced to a drooling, incoherent mess, with Liz switching back and forth between treating Lin with a rough, cold, leering treatment, and you with dutiful adoration.

You would be lying if you said you didn't find it hot when Liz acts like that. You would be lying a lot. When it's all said and done, Lin is left nearly passed out on the bed, your cum drooling out of her pussy. Liz kisses you hard, gasping, clearly feeling equal parts empowered and aroused.

"Did I do well, Mistress?" she asks you before slowly licking down the entire front of your torso with with intent of sucking your cock clean.

"Yes," you say, quite seriously. "You were the perfect little slut."

"I'm so glad, Mistress," she says between licks along your cock. "That reminds me, though. I have a project I want to try, but... It might be a little time-consuming and would be completely frivolous. I want to take that toy you got me in Paris an enchant it so that I can feel it like a real cock, and so that it's hot and pulses like a real cock, as long as I have it in me. Should I do that? Or would I be wasting valuable time...?"

What do you tell her?
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>>23383141
....

Do it.
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>>23383141
do you want any help?
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>>23383141
how can I help?
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>>23383141
Get me a material list, babe.
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>>23383141
Liz, I am proud.

Do it.
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>>23383141
Stroke her hair and the back of her neck, equal parts of loving affection and control.

"It does sound fun slut, we could do all sorts of things with it.

I worry a bit about it taking time away from more useful pursuits but it'd make the three of us very happy.

I'll tell you what slut, if you can assure me that this could make for good practice of your talents and that you'd learn from this experience I'll let you do it. Convince me, slut."
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>>23383141
Operation Magical Tantric Dickapede. Make It So.
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>>23383141
Why not just summon a parasitic cock monster? I'm sure we could find one somewhere.

In all seriousness just don't let it get in the way of your studies and survivial.
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>>23383300
>parasitic cock monster
I... Huh. Yeah. Are there cock elementals?
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>>23383141
It seems we are having a very good influence on Liz.

Get that project started.
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>>23383141
Sure we could even use our dick as a foci. Huh an actual problem we could solve with our dick, who woulda thought
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Hey Femcock, um, when we found that old abandoned Sanctum, and tried to restore the pages, and got two 1s, didin't the two guys roll '1d1oo', effectivly rolling 1d1 twice? I just follow the archives on my phone so the font may be confusing me, and sorry I'm so late about this. Just still annoying me.
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>>23383373
foci turn to ash when consumed
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>>23383373
>dick disintegrates.
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>>23383141
>What do you tell her?
Yes.
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>>23383373
Liz botches, dick turns to ash.

Are you stupid?
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>>23383375
One person rolled a 1d1oo, one rolled an actual d100, and we didn't get any successes on the other taken rolls.
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>>23383141
>What do you tell her?

"I was... actually kind of thinking of doing that myself! I feel SOooo good inside you, and its something I wanted to share with you."
"I was... actually kind of thinking we could enchant the battery to siphon a little bit of energy away every time someone cums on or near it. Kind of like how I do, but just a trickle."
"The way we fuck, we should have a giant sex powered battery charged and ready for when we really need it in like, the fourth or fifth year."
"..... But now that I'm thinking of how it would be with you on top, how do you feel about learning tantric meditation? "
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>>23383141
Well, this is happening. Wait, has our strain from the book failure this morning dissipated yet?
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>>23383373
We should just use some cum for that, it'll work as a foci, and won't turn our dick into ash.
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>>23383460
That's a better idea.

Max's cum seems to end up in a lot of our magic.
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>>23383468
Or that
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>>23383141
Hell yes

Besides, it's not completely frivolous, after all, it's all practice.
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>>23383141
>>23383418
>>23383258
>>23383204
>>23383202
>>23383187

"We should do it, but we should take the time to do it RIGHT. Research, study, make sure we won't get killed doing while doing it."
"But now that you've said it, I want it."
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>>23383490
Why would we get killed doing it?

It's hardly high powered dangerous magic.
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>>23383141
Foci list: cum, condoms, lube, batteries, any porn in the house, spit, and whatever any other anons can come up with
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>>23383468
Yer a jizzard, Max.
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>>23383513
Damn it Snapple, I snorted up my drink.
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>>23383513
If the whole muscle wizard thing doesn't work out, we could be the best sex wizard that ever lived
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>>23383510
Let's makes sure to get some actual dicks. Not ours, but someone's going to be sacrificing their manhood to this.

Perhaps Pierre?
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>>23383531
>why not both.jpg
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>>23383531
Aren't we already both.
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>>23383530
I've done that with coke shit burns like a motherfucker
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>>23383571
It was coffee. Fortunately not that hot.
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>>23383539
>Perhaps Pierre?
I like this idea.
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>>23383418
>I feel SOooo good inside you, and its something I wanted to share with you.
We have a book on sensory possession we're working through. We could actually feel what each other feels if we wanted to. Obviously working out Selene's thing comes first though.
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>>23383539
>>23383620
Wanting Pierre's dick to be part of the makeup of the enchanted dildo which will be inside both Max and Liz.
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>>23383539
I don't want Liz's dick to have anything to do with Pierre's.
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>>23383620
>>23383539
That's a silly idea, funny, but keep on the practical. We know how Fem likes to take silly suggestions with a hint of seriousness.
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>>23383638
Oops, forgot to greentext that.
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>>23383637
I wish I had thought of this. Mention this to liz in passing while confirming her plan.
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>>23383539
I approve the thought, but now's not the time to go hunting for him.
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>>23383141

iamproudslut.jpg

did i mention i love this woman? because i really do. say we love her.
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>>23383539
Sounds funny but not practical.
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>>23383539
Let's not, that would mean that in some sense, Pierre was fucking us every time we used the dildo.
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>>23383707
Actually, looking at her with pride in our eyes before answering is brilliant. Hope FemC can work it in.
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>>23383707
But we do say we love her. Every time we call her 'slut' that's our word for 'I love you', isn't it romantic?
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>>23383531
Tantric Wizardry.
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>>23383505
>Why would we get killed doing it?
see
>>23383141
>I have a project I want to try, but... It might be a little time-consuming and would be completely frivolous.

We have other shit we need to be enchanting now, like anti-teleport warding and mental barriers and mind wards. Shit's pretty much critical to not getting ganked at the end of the first year.
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"It sounds like a great idea," you say, reaching down to caress her cheek and the back of her neck. You have a nice solid hold on her as she looks up int your eyes. You stare back with unabashed pride, and you see her shiver from the look. "Under two conditions."

"Name them, Mistress," she says earnestly.

"First, we make this a practice project, for studying. That means we do this the hard way that lets us learn more, if at all possible," you say, slowly caressing up and down the back of her neck.

"Absolutely. What else?" she asks, rubbing her cheek against your cock.

"We do this right. We prepare and we research. We don't rush anything and we don't take any pointless risks with it," you say, actively rubbing your cock across her cheeks and eyes.

"Of course, Mistress," she says, giving your cock a tender kiss. "Do you want anything else?"

"Just to tell you that you're the perfect little slut. I couldn't ask for anyone better."

She gives your cock another kiss, this time long and with closed eyes. "I love you too, Mistress."

What now?
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>>23383754
Actually, as we strengthen ourself we might want to make a charm for Liz to keep from accidentally hurting her. I'm thinking a pair of enchanted handcuffs.
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>>23383779
D'awww, why is Liz so damned adorable.
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>>23383779
Can we go for a lotus self augmentation of mental defenses tonight?
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>>23383831
I second that, may as well since we can't do any of the other projects we want to handle tonight.
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>>23383831
Yes. You only sleep two hours a night now.
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>>23383779
This is so gooey and romantic.

Keep on rubbing our cock all over her face, letting her gently kiss it and play with it.

Then tell her that she's been such a good little cumslut that we'll let her choose if she wants us to fuck her pussy or fill her mouth with our cum.
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>>23383856
Lets go for it then. Inform dad + L&L that we're doing that so we have the time cleared all out.
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>>23383831
Good plan. Getting mind raped sucks.
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>>23383831
Let's do it, if Liz is still up for more studying, we can do it with her, if not, we can study alone.
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Hail, denizens of BFQ, I come from the archives with ideas.

What if we seduce Pierre? Like, follow him after class a bit, confess love, try to initiate a sexy makeout, and make sure he has no idea about our dick. Imply we're afraid of a demon in first year who's been trying to kill us, who we suspect is the same one that 'killed' Breakfast. We lure him on, a boy like him completely addled and seduced, giving us an inside hint about Dextra operations, make us automatically a non-suspect, and give us a fun little pawn.

We should get closer to Dane, to get sage paranoia advice from him.

We should make more friends and allies, especially considering at some point femcock will likely kill off Liz or Breakfast to strike emotional cords.
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Oh hey, this is live.

Not an active participant, and never will be for reasons I'm about to state, but I enjoy reading this quest in the archives.

I just wanted to say that I'm glad someone is using the old Scholomance stuff, since it never got enough love. It's also a really interesting read... barring the constant porn.

Which, before anyone says anything: I know. It's called 'Blatant Fetish Quest' for fuck's sake. Just kinda sad I'll never be able to participate in what's otherwise the best quest ever. I can at least scroll past the smut in the archives though, so I can follow the important and cool bits.

But hey, barring my own personal issues, this is totally awesome and interesting. Looking forward to checking out the archives later tonight for the new threads. Thanks for taking the time to run, and hopefully this is reviving interest in the setting.
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>>23383881
>>23383831
Maybe doing it with Lin could make it easier for both of us.
Ask her if she wants to do it together tonight.
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>>23383989
How about you go drown yourself.
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"I'm going to go up to my workout room and meditate, okay? I'm working on a new improvement," you say, continuing to rub your cock all over her face. She keeps kissing your balls, your shaft, the head. "Tell Lin when she wakes back up, maybe my dad too. I don't want to be disturbed."

"Yes, Mistress. What should I do if Selene wakes up and is crying?"

What do you say? Also, here's your current sheet. You've had time to recover from the failed book restoration, but not from the teething ring - which shouldn't affect your augmentation, because mental augmentation rolls use Enchantment.
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>>23383878
>Then tell her that she's been such a good little cumslut that we'll let her choose if she wants us to fuck her pussy or fill her mouth with our cum.

Aww. that's adorable.
But let her take it a step further. Lets give her some tender intimacy this time - just the other thread or two we had a realization that we hadn't really done it before.

I mean, still being a total dom, just tender.
Kiss her all over. Hold her hands palm-to-palm and eat her out - keeping ber from shutting her legs with our elbows.
Make her sit on our lap and play with herself while we nibble and touch and squeeze.
Get her off once, then take her slow and deep, holding/pinching her nipples just lightly enough that every time we push into her and make her rock, the get tugged.

Sometimes its nice to change things up. After all, lin called us adorable. We gotta make good on that.
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>>23383989
I like all of the ideas except seducing Pierre. I preferred the idea of dialing up his paranoia and making him strike out against the Dextra Domini or using a mind-fucked female member of the Dextra Domini as a black widow against him and maybe others.
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>>23384000

Why the hate for the porn?

I tend to just read past it and focus on keeping the fapfags and snapple from killing Max while out and about at the school. Join our side!

Unless, like, you're a severe prude with a total sex phobia. That I can understand. But what's up?
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>>23383989
>What if we seduce Pierre?
I would be okay with it, if he was cute.

But he's just an average boy as far as looks are concerned, right ?
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>>23384022
"Do what you can, if it's important come grab me"
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>>23384022
Tell her about the foci for the teething ring in the freezer. Ask either her or Lin should try to make one.

Say to give her her bottle and just talk nicely to her. That should be sufficient to calm Selene down if she does act up.
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>>23384022
If the rest of you can handle it, do so, if not, come get me.
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>>23384022
Try to feed her and cuddle her. If those don't work, come see me.
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>>23384022
"You're her Mommy too, comfort her, play with her, she likes gentle head rubbings and playing with her hair.

If you can't just put her in my lap and let her take a nap, I can meditate with my daughter in my lap."

Make sure Liz knows where the teething ring is as well.

"But we have time before we start and neither of us could be expected to study or meditate with us like this."

Then do >>23384027

Some tender intimacy and then meditate.
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>>23384000
I actually really appreciate that. I participated in a few of the Scholomance threads a few years back, and have always wanted to find use for it in a quest. Even if you don't feel willing to scroll past the smut and participate in the cleaner bits, I really appreciate that you're following it and are enjoying my take on the setting. I originally wanted to use the default system attached to the setting, but decided against it when I realized how hard it would be to resolve with the quest format.

Anyway, thanks for the compliment, enjoy the read, and if you like them, I really do appreciate people remembering to vote the threads up. After all, with a name like this, there's a big risk that a year or two from now, the threads will have accrued enough downvotes to get dropped off the archive.
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>>23384044
>>23383989
I oppose seducing Pierre.

Now brutally raping, mindbreaking and sissifying Pierre on the other hand...
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>>23384022
I think we should wait for Lin to wake up to get this enhancement together.
Or wake her up ourself. She's just been fucked, she shouldn't be so tired.
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>>23384056
The teething ring has been made already fool...
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>>23384098
Really? I thought we fucked that up.
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>>23384110
We did, Lin didn't.
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I really want to know whether Selene has bloodthirst. It's killing me.
I would totally understand if she did, being grown with vampire lord blood. But I'd hate to find out she needs human blood.
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>>23384043

It's not that sex bothers me. It's the constant in depth play-by-plays describing every thrust.

If it were... fade to black, or somehow 'tastefully executed' then I'd be right in here with everybody else. But it's blatant smut to a degree well beyond my comfort zone.

Which, Blatant Fetish Quest, so par for course.

>>23384082

I probably would scroll and participate, but when the sex bits come up they tend to stay for a while. Like hours, or sometimes entire threads.

And I remember participating and contributing to them too. Glad someone else loves the setting as much as me.

Sorry I won't be able to contribute more than the occasional up-vote though.
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>>23384202
I perfectly understand. I'm glad you're enjoying the quest overall at any rate, even if you don't feel comfortable participating live.
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"Try to comfort her, talk to her, that kind of thing. Maybe give her this," you say, handing her the teething ring. "Or her bottle. After all, you're her mommy too. If that doesn't work, then come bring her to me. After all, she probably won't be too much of a distraction if she just sits in my lap, and if she is, I would rather help her than make progress."

"Understood, Mistress," Liz says, nodding. "I'll handle everything. You go practice."

You give her one last kiss for the road, then climb on up to your workout room, dropping down into a comfortable sitting position on the mats. You light some of the incense that you had your dad get a couple of weeks ago back when the room was first being furnished and start focusing. Time for the long haul again.

Roll Enchantment. You get a +1 from your Focus augmentation and a +1 from the incense, so I'll consider the first five linked 1d100 rolls. The target number of successes is 3, and each roll constitutes three hours of meditation.
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Rolled 47

>>23384292
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Rolled 27

>>23384292
ohmmmmmmmm...
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Rolled 66

>>23384292
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Rolled 90

>>23384292
Time to roll
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Rolled 17

>>23384292
Rolling.
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Rolled 38

>>23384292
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Rolled 72

>>23384292
Why are we so shiiiiiiiiit
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>>23384323
I forget how this works, do we stockpile the successes for next time we try? Or do we have to keep trying until we get three in one go?
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>>23384313
>>23384315
>>23384322
>>23384323
>>23384325
1 out of 5...
>Captcha: thousand offsriv
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Rolled 8

>>23384292
What are we improving anyways
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>>23384339
It's three accrued, if I recall.
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Rolled 65

>>23384339
Stockpile, so we only need two more.
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>>23384339
stockpile successes, however I believe it has to be continuous, so we can't stop meditating and go back to it.
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I've been thinking. We should eventually do some research on time manipulation. If we could make time go twice as fast in a specific location, we'd be able to meditate or study for 3 or so hours, while only 1.5 hours pass outside.

Sure, we'd technically age faster, but since Max can meditate to increase longevity, and since draining others extends her lifespan, that is mostly a non-issue.
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Rolled 93

>>23384339
Pffft no. Success is over 70. We get 1 success for every roll over a 70. I suppose we still get progress for one success though if that's what you're asking
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We are going to start stockpiling industrial vats full of Max's jizz for foci.

Never fail again. Never.
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>>23384372
He's referring to how the Self Enchantment uses a bit of a different die system.
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>>23384292
Could we do this while we're having tantric sex ?
Could we do it while we're slowly draining Breakfast through tantric sex ?
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>>23384423
In theory, yes. In practice Breakfast, Liz, and Lin all don't have the endurance for that yet. At least, as far as we know.
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>>23384323
You make a little bit of progress in the first few hours towards restructuring your mind into a fortress. At this rate, you'll barely have time to take a nap before class, though. The incense has burned out at this point, and it would break your concentration to relight it.

Or it would, if it weren't for the fact that Liz padded quietly in, lit a new stick, and snuck back out without so much as whispering. You'll need to remember to thank her later. She's a very good girl.

Roll Enchantment again, still with a +1 from the focus and a +1 from the incense. I'll consider the first five linked 1d100 rolls. You have 1/3 of the successes you need to complete your augmentation.
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>>23384339
Iirc it stockpiles.
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>>23384365
There is also stuff to slow down the aging process based on what Carl(The Lotus Archmage) said
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Rolled 93

>>23384487
Dice!
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Rolled 28

>>23384487
rolling
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Rolled 8

>>23384487
GO! DICE ROLL!
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Rolled 15

>>23384487
In the name girldicks, I invoke thee dice gods!
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Rolled 65

>>23384487
Rolling
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Rolled 37

>>23384487
wargh
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>>23384487
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>>23384487
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>>23384503
Well fuck
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>>23384487
Time to roll again
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>>23384202
>>23384000

You know, I wasn't going to say anything since I used to really like the porn and thread... 38? Is well above and beyond the point of no return, but-

Am I the only one getting upset on the focus on sex? I mean, it's GOOD porn, but it's getting in the way of infinitely more interesting setting, concepts, and characters.

It seems like every-time something cool is alluded to or something, someone goes 'but enough of that, we have dickings to perform!'

I mean, like the dude said, Blatant Fetish quest. But if I knew the consequences and balance that would result, I would've voted for cutting our dick off in the first thread.
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>>23384495
Oh well, we'll have to finish this next time I guess.
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>>23384519
Yeah, it's pretty much just you.
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>>23384519
if that happened wed just become a cockslut
taking them every time we would normaly give them
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>>23384519
Did you not notice how much time we spent on other things today?

Getting books, studying sorcery, talking to Carl at the lotus sanctum, researching sensory possession, preparing for tattoo warding, self-enchanting mind wards.

If you are saying that the people who want sex can't have their stuff too, it's just you being selfish.
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>>23384519
>It seems like every-time something cool is alluded to
Such as ?

Also, seriously, the sex in this quest takes not very much more space than it would in the life of any couple of healthy, attractive teenagers living together.
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Can we start storing jizz in bottles to use as foci?

We really need it.
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>>23384494
Yeah, meditating to increase longevity.
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>>23384519
I feel like if people stopped freaking out every time a little bit of sex occured, it wouldnt become some multi-thread ordeal due to the ratio of argument posts to femcock posts and we could get back to the intrigue faster, but as it is every time we so much as look at Liz lustily, someone flips the fuck out about how we are going to die that very instant if we don't do something else.

Consequently, the people doing stupid shit like trying to fuck bells need to quit being so retarded, too.
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>>23384580
Really Snapple?
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>>23384602
That's actually a fair point
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>>23384487
Make a note to get an mp3 player with a loaded copy of that chant Lin was doing during the first exam for future meditations
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>>23384624
We could just use other foci, it's not like we can't use something else and easier to use for the task.
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>>23384591
I feel like we spend more time arguing about arguments than arguing about what the character should do.
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>>23384642
What's easier to get than Max's cum?
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>>23384495
You make some more progress still, You feel like you've passed the half-way point in reinforcing your mind. You shouldn't have much more to go. Liz doesn't come and relight the incense for you this time. You're sure she's probably asleep. You don't know what time it is, but are pretty certain it's past midnight.

Roll Enchantment. You get a +1 from Focus, so I'll consider the first four linked 1d100 rolls. You have 2/3 of the required successes.
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>>23384644
welcome to every quest thread ever
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>>23384642
Really, I thought for meditations something ongoing, like the incense and lin's chanting, boosted our dice pool without being destroyed after the meditative period.
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>>23384664
Finish this off.
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>>23384664
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>>23384551

I'm not saying we can't or haven't done other things. And like I said, it's way too late to even try to change the tone or focus of the quest. Hell, the porn's good even.

It's just literally every single part of the quest that ISN'T porn is solid gold.

>>23384664

Time to dice.
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>>23384664
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>>23384664
rollan
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Rolled 37

>>23384664
swag
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Rolled 42

>>23384664
Here goes...
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Rolled 29

>>23384664
We only need 2 hours of sleep, push on!
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>>23384686
But plenty of people like the porn too.

Telling them they can't have it because it makes it boring for you is rather selfish, as I said.
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>>23384683
>>23384686
Ha, we made it. Bedtime!
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>>23384661
Easier to use rather than get, bottles of the shit wont last as long as a lot of other things.
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>>23384664
Well, now that that's over and done, go check on Selene
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>>23384709
We have freezers
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Does the extra success count towards the next level?
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>>23384664
FemCOCK, do extra successes improve the augmentation, allow us to finish meditating early or just get burned?
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>>23384365
>I've been thinking. We should eventually do some research on time manipulation.

More reasons to study SORCERY
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aaaaaaaand now our mind is as secure as our relationship with liz.
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>>23384739
It's an item we can crank out in a few minutes if we concentrate, we don't need to stockpile it. And if we started doing that it'd be Max jerking off twenty times a day to get a full bottle before it goes bad.

Your idea is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>23384854
>not using rotten jizz to curse dextra sex lives
>2013
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>>23384850
I don't think time is a type of energy. Doesn't it fall under conjuration?
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>>23384915
>dextra
>sex lives

I don't even want to think about all that disgusting consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation they're probably doing.
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>>23384854
>>23384602

See
>>23383418

instead of using wankbattery, lets make a focibattery
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>>23384939
>>>/d/
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>>23384939
All jokes aside, rotten jizz would make for a hell of a curse. Maybe necrosis of the sexual organs or something?
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>>23384915

>dextra sex lives

i immediately think of this scene
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=weijnvNCxqY
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>>23384939
Since they're good christians, they probably wait until they're married before thinking about procreation.
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Guys, what if we altered Max's balls and prostate to produce ridiculous amounts of jizz?

What if they made so much we could LITERALLY drown people in it?
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>>23385015
Wouldn't wilted flowers (unpollunated) do the same thing?
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We can replace sleep with sexytimes with Breakfast, yeah?

If so, do this before class.
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>>23385060
thisismyfetish.jpg
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>>23385060
>>23385015
... No, just no. Let's just drop the subject and pretend this conversation never happened.
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>>23385060
Happens naturally as a result of max being half-incubus
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>>23385078
Does that mean I have to un-fap to the conversation?
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>>23385099
No, but I wish you would anyway.
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>>23385099
Yes. Cram all that jizz back down your urethra, this fap has been revoked.
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>>23385091
Before I anger the FemCOCK, this is neither serious nor confirmed
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>>23385116

http://oglaf.com/fancy/1/
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>>23385099

yes, just like that comic where the dude tried to put back his semen to his penis.
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>>23385078
I bet the wright brothers had this conversation with everyone.
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>>23385058
Or at least pledge that they will, but the fact that they just gave themselves a conditional taboo against sex results in the increased likelihood that they'll not only end up having sex, but that they'll spread STDs and have unplanned pregnancies because the kind of people who force that kind of thing hate sex ed.
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>>23385121
we aren't even fully mature yet. should ask father for more info about it if you want.
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>>23384854
>>23384602

See
>>23383418

instead of using wankbattery, lets make a focibattery
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>>23385161
Yeah, don't actually care either way
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>>23385203

Doublepost, what the hell internets, sorry about that
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>>23384686
You end up finishing quicker than you even expected. You reinforced a few of the weakest points in your mind and backed up a few of its most important features and memories. You open your eyes, stand up slowly, and stretch yourself out. All of that sitting left you feeling stiff.

You check your phone. It's about three in the morning. You could sleep and still have time to maybe do something before class. It might be a good idea to check on Selene and see how she's doing too.

What do you do?
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i pity the man who try to infiltrate dextra's base.
he would see couples doing the most lewd stuff on public view.
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>>23385136
beat me to it
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>>23385252
Check on our daughter, go from there
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>>23385252
Check on Selene.
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>>23385252
Check Selene , if nothing's wrong go sleep.
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>>23385252
Check on Selene, see how she's doing. We'll get some sleep after we check on our little girl and get a proper allotment of cuddles in.

And by sleep I mean we'll get in bed with Liz, stick our cock in her pussy and just leave it there all night.
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>>23385252
>stand up slowly, and stretch yourself out. All of that sitting left you feeling stiff.
>You check your phone. It's about three in the morning. You could sleep and still have time to maybe do something before class. It might be a good idea to check on Selene and see how she's doing too.
>What do you do?
check on her take a bottle and then sleep we only need 2 hours when does class start?
maybe take a bite out of breakfast too
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>>23385252
can we augment our mind so its harder to detect, even when attacking?
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>>23385203
Wait, can we do that? Bottle an elemental an plug it into wards or magitech (what term am I looking for here) devices as necessary?
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>>23385252

hey, pervs just caught up on this quest, i just want to ask what happens if we max the bars on the stat sheet, does it go like having put a lvl below it(body lvl 2) or just maxed out?
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>>23385252
Checks on Selene. Assuming all is right go molest.. um scratch that - go cuddle with Liz and have a rest.
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>>23385329
Careful with the cuddling, she needs her sleep and we owe her for the incense swap
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>>23385252
Check on Selene then bed.
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>>23385325
We get five rolls before adding anything extra? Other that that I have no clue.
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>>23385325
i just assume it would change color if we go beyond the bar.
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You go check on Selene. What you find warms the fuck out of your heart. Liz is sitting in the chair in Selene's room. Selene is lying on top of Liz, her face snuggled into Liz's neck. They're both fast asleep, an empty bottle on the floor next to Liz's drooping arm.

What do you do?
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>>23385397
Make sure Selene hasn't drained her of blood.
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>>23385325
I don't think so. For example, I'm pretty sure five boxes in body equates to having <3% body fat and a body builder's physique. From the you improve magically, not naturally.
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>>23385375
>we go Super Saiyan
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>>23385397
Check Liz's neck. Pick them both up and take them to a real bed and cuddle the fuck out of them.
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>>23385349

we should give her the most awesome romantic(non sexual) massage of her life, with our knowledge of chi it should be easy.
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>>23385397
Awww, very carefully move them both to their proper beds.
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>>23385402
This right fucking here.
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>>23385397
put Selene to bed then liz
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>>23385397
Make sure Liz is alive! If so, carefully take selene back to her crib and get Liz to bed. Apply first aid and teleport to a medical facility if necessary.
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>>23385447
>teleport

Have fun getting stuck in a wall. Max Power doesn't teleport anything.
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>>23385462
Not yet, anyways.
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>>23385462
Sorry, assumed dad would do the honors. But you are correct that I should have stated that
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Pretty sure Selene's tiny, tiny stomach can't hold two liters of blood. but we should probably check anyways.
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>>23385478
>Walk up to them
>Selene's bloated like a tick
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck

calling it
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>>23385418
>romantic(non sexual)
it's not mutually exclusive
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>>23385447
>Make sure Liz is alive!

Femcock just said they're asleep. Which I'm assuming means that Max can see her breathing.
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>>23385502
Can't hurt to double check. Paranoia is how you survive here.
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>>23385502
In the dark, and Max doesn't have any hightened senses.
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>>23385519
This. You can never be too careful.
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>>23385502
This quest is written from Max's perspective, we have a potentially unreliable narrator. I think anyway...
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You walk up to the pair and start by carefully lifting Selene up off of Liz and checking to make sure that Liz is sleeping and has no wounds. She's fine. You cradle Selene in your arms, taking care not to wake her up, and tuck her back into her crib, turning on her UV light as you do. Then you carefully stir Liz awake. "Come on. Time for bed, mommy of the year," you whisper to her.

"Mmmmm, Mistress?" she whispers back.

"Come on. It's time to actually get into bed."

"Okay..." she says, standing up slowly, stretching, and yawning. You lead her upstairs, tuck her in, and curl up with her. She nuzzles her face into your chest and you put your arms around her. You're both asleep in minutes.

You wake up before her. She's still curled up against you, and drooling on your breasts.

What do you do?
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>>23385618
Have some very slow gentle loving sex with Liz, if she stirs and wakes up tell her that it's just a good dream and that she should just go back to sleep.
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>>23385618
How much time until classes?
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>>23385618
Quietly disentangle ourselves and go do our morning workout. She could probably use a bit more sleep than us.
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>>23385618
Check time, Let Liz sleep if theres still a lot of time before classes.
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>>23385618
well she is always so nice to wake us up by sucking our dick lets eat her out to start her day
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>>23385618
Kiss her forehead, have a good morning workout, some Breakfast, and a shower. Then eat breakfast.
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>>23385664
>>23385640
One of these, she always wakes us up in a nice way, we can wake her up and let her get some sleep after she cums a few times.
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>>23385618

>>23385664
good point do this look her in the eyes when she does wake up
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>>23385702
We take our short augmented sleep, then do this.
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>>23385732
We just took our 2 hour 'nap'.
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>>23385618
She can't have had more than 5 hours of sleep. Bask in this situation, you love lying against you and your daughter down stairs for a few minutes. Then careful not to wake Liz get up and do a quick, silent thai chi routine. After that check on selene and hit the books for a bit. At an appropriate time cook breakfast for yourself and Liz..
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>>23385618
Leave Liz to sleep a little longer, have your workout, get showered and everything, then prepare breakfast for yourself and Liz.
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>>23385618
Mommy of the year won a second day of breakfast in bed, but first she gets her rest
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>>23385618
lick her awake suck and nibble her clit give her a good morning
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Looks like a pretty even sleep between letting Liz get her rest and waking her up with a dancing tongue. Which one are you guys going to go with? It's about 5:00 and class isn't for a few hours.
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>>23385879
I've already voted, but go for the dancing tongue, if she wakes up just tell her to enjoy it like a good little slut and go back to sleep.
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>>23385879
Let her sleep, she need four times what we do, and school is the priority.
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>>23385879
I want to go see if dad found anything about the dryads in the book.

Maybe look over the sensory transfer info.
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>>23385869
It's a school day and one of our goals is to not screw up Liz's school career and bring down the wrath of the society of archmagi upon our heads. Plas she's exhausted form looking after Selene, let her sleep and we'll play with her later.
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>>23385879
Give her Breakfast in bed. In both senses of the word.
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>>23385879
Let her sleep, she only went to bed at 5, and she needs more sleep than us, it would be rude to wake her up now.

Go get yourself sorted, then wake her up at a more reasonable time with Max's tongue.
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>>23385879
Let her rest. Waking her up at 5 AM is a dick move.
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>>23385879
well seek out make the prep work for breakfast then wake her up with a good lick and cook it as she showers that sound like a good compromise?

other wise dancing tongue
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>>23385879
dancing tongue.dancing tongue.dancing tongue.
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>>23385879
Let her sleep, dancing tongue at a more reasonable hour.
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>>23385879
Let her sleep til 7:30 if that isnt too late! The wake her up with breakfast and "dancing tongue"
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>>23385919
Sounds good.
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>>23385879
Let her have some more rest. Then wake her up with a dancing tongue. It's not a rocket science, gee.
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>>23385879
5am is too early. We can wake her up nicely later.
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>>23385879
For fucks sake let the woman get some rest.
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>>23385879
Let her sleep.
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>>23385919
that could work I like compromise that way we all win hell add feeding Selene and liz will get plenty of sleep

other wise tongue punch her baby maker
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>>23385879
Let her sleep to the normal time, then wake her up with Breakfast in bed.
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>>23385958
>Let her rest. Waking her up at 5 AM is a dick move.

Let her rest.

THEN hit her with our dick!
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Sure, in a couple hours, let her sleep til then
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>>23385879
>It's about 5:00 and class isn't for a few hours.
You should have told us, I thought it was a reasonable hour to wake up.
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>>23385879

Let her sleep.
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>>23386012
We got done about three and put Selene in her crib and brought Liz to bed, and we only need two hours.
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>>23385879

Let her sleep. It's five in the morning and she needs at least six hours more sleep a night than we do.
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>>23385879
Let her sleep and THEN tongue her awake a few hours later.
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You slowly and carefully disentangle yourself from Liz, then go have a nice morning workout, getting a good sweat going. Once you're done, you towel off and head on downstairs to get a nice breakfast started for Liz. You have a piece of toast while you work - that should be enough to hold you until dinner. Once everything is good and ready, you bring it all on down to Liz. It's about 6:30 by this point, a much more reasonable time to wake up.

You entertain the possibility of eating Liz out to wake her up, but decide that it would be best to serve her breakfast while it's still hot. You stir her slowly awake with kisses. She eventually signals that she's awake by kissing you back. "Good morning, Mistress," she says with a big yawn. "What's up?"

"Breakfast in bed," you say, giving her another kiss. "For being such a fantastic mommy, and for changing out my incense. Yes, I noticed."

"You don't need to thank me, Mistress," she says, but she's blushing and has a big, goofy grin from the praise. "I'm happy to do it for you."

Liz gets started on her breakfast.

Do you stick around and talk to her? Wait for her to finish so that you can put your tongue in her? Go talk to your dad? Check on Selene? Something else entirely?
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>>23386078
See if dad found out anything about the dryads.
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>>23386078
>Wait for her to finish so that you can put your tongue in her?
Why wait ? she's not using it for eating.
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>>23386078
Sit her in our lap, our cock in her pussy, and slowly fuck her while feeding her.
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>>23386078
Check on Selene, give Liz the tongue, then check to see what the old man's up to.

In that order.
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>>23386158
Seconding these.
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>>23386158
This, unless she's still eating after we check on Selene, in which case substitute >>23386123 (assuming she's up for it) for the tonguing

>thou bountia
Yes captcha, this is a bountiful quest
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I have some questions.

>prehensile dick isn't happening unless you want it to get snapped when you try to telekinetically bend it while you have an erection.
This post does not imply that it should happen anyway, even though I'm personally disappointed, and not just about our dick - bending bones could be nice too.

But I don't understand.

We can bend the bendable parts of our body, while making them hard as steel.
Why can't we make the hard parts of our body bendable ?
Why don't they snap, while our dick would ?
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>>23386345
We can do this later when we replace our dick with an elephant trunk with living alchemy.
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>>23386383
This, but if you botch the roll beware of exploding genetalia...
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You go check on Selene. Apparently she managed to figure out how to unlatch the side of her crib. When you get there, she's climbed out of it and is sitting on the ground, tapping away with her tuning forks and gnawing on her teething ring.

What do you do?
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>>23386406
We already make Liz sore and are likely still growing. That's, like, 15 years from now when we need something fresh and exciting.
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>>23386383
Yeah, it does seems like a simpler way.

What exactly does it take to be able to use that kind of magic, by the way ? It's very difficult to accomplish safely, but how is it learned ?
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>>23386345
I think you can't make movements that you can't do right now. It's kinda the same reason why you can't bend your elbows in any direction you want(Dicks can snap or become "broken" btw). If you want to do that then I think you need living alchemy. If you had living alchemy then you could make prehensile dicks all day I'm guessing.
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>>23386432
Drop her off with Dad, Breakfast or Lin, then eat Liz out.
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>>23386432
pick her up

"looks like we are going to need to get some on a big girl bed soon whose a big girl you are you are"(blow raspberrys on her tummy )

take her up stares and get her something to eat
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>>23386432
Pick up our girl, play with her, sing to her, see how she's doing.

Since she's awake we should bring her upstairs and drop her off with Dad, he can start to teach her Arabic and get some time with his Granddaughter.
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>>23386443
Sorry for deleting my post I was making a new one.

>>23386432
Let's just watch her play with her tuning forks and see what she does.
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>>23386432
sit down and play, of course!

simple repeating patterns rather then random noise, hum tunes from our favorite songs and tap along to the beat, etc. The snuggles, return to bed and try to lock that latch better.
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>>23386432
Pick her up and spend a little time playing with her, then drop her off with whoever is around and free, dad, lin or breakfast.
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>>23386494
>arabic
our daughter is NOT going to be a terrorist
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>>23386494
Seconding this.
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>>23386537
I seriously hope you're joking.
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>>23386537
She'll also know French, Chinese, English, Hindi, Russian, Spanish, and whatever other languages our Dad knows. We'll have a very multicultural girl.
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>>23386537
>not learning durkaspeak so as to know what they are up to at all times
But seriously, Arabic is a beautiful language and it would serve her well to know it.
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>>23386537
You are retarded.
Or joking.
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>>23386574
I wonder if he knows German and Latin
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>>23386537
0/10 troll harder
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>>23386625
I wouldn't put it past him. We just don't have confirmed knowledge of that.
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>>23386625
Probably knows all the languages, guys been around since the beginning (probably).
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>>23386574
multicultural is just another word for willing terrorist
>>23386575
it serves no reason other than furthering the terrorist agenda
>>23386621
see pic
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>>23386643
please leave you aren't funny
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Rolled 17

>>23386537
Making a Knowledge (Privilege) check for you.
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Go get a bit of string, some solid cardboard and a metal spoon.
With alchemy and a bit of handywork, create a mobile to hang over her crib.
It will have bats like pic and small metal bells that look like flying moths.
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>>23386670
and then, when she's old enough, we can teach her to turn it into her own seeing-eye-bat pet
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>>23386667
leave, you mean we're gong to go bowling?
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>>23386667
Then dont respond to him.
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>>23386643
Dammit, /pol/ is leaking again.
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>>23386574
>French
Now our daughter can never win a fight.
>Chinese
And she'll be a filthy commie.
>English
And her fangs will rot.
>Hindi
And she's doomed to work in a call center.
>Russian
And be poor as shit.
>Spanish
And she'll be incredibly lazy.

Man, she's going to be useless. Why can't you just teach her AMERICAN and leave it at that?
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elsewhere
http://www.slate.com/blogs/future_tense/2013/02/25/lost_continent_of_mauritia_nature_geoscience_paper_finds_microcontinent.html
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>>23386734
>Why can't you just teach her AMERICAN and leave it at that?
so you want her to be fat and retarded?
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>>23386734
so much truth
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>>23386749
>still responding to him
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Fem please it's getting out of control end it for the love of god.
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You sit down with her, tapping out simple tunes and rhythms with the forks. She looks at you with open-mouthed amazement, clicking away, then breaks into a huge, barely-toothed smile and tries to do the same. After about fifteen minutes of trial and error, she's figured out an incredibly simple tune that she can tap along to as you hum. You give her heaps of praise and snuggles for her success and she smiles and laughs as you do so.

Once you're done with your play, you take her up to the kitchen and put together a bottle for her. Once that's said and done, you head off and try to find your father as she suckles at the bottle. You find him in the sitting room, still reading through the dryad book.

"Oh, Max, there you are," your father says, looking up as you enter. Breakfast is under the table, sucking his cock. "Apparently, this book was written over a few generations. After the first few dozen entries, the work is taken up by the author's many dryad daughters. They eventually expanded the work into a whole grove. Which ingredient would you like to hear about first?"

What do you say?
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>>23386801
Vampire Lord blood, then kraken tentacle.
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>>23386801
Vampire heart and incubus semen are the most pressing to learn more about
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>>23386801
Wendigo
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>>23386801
Dragon blood
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>>23386801
jotun bone
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>>23386801

Well, vampire lord blood and incubus semen seems to be the most immediately relevant.
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>>23386801
it cant hurt to know about copius amounts of cum being used as fertilizer, no matter the kind
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>>23386801
Start with Vamp Blood and Incubus Semen.

Then ask about Jotun Bone and Kraken tentacles.

We'll worry about Dragon Blood and Phoenix Ash later.
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>>23386801
Vampire blood.
Then Kraken tentacles.

Then water & earth elementals.
Then some kind of creature related to the sun.
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>>23386816
We already learned about jotuun bone. It will make 2.5-3 meters tall, buff, and give her a predisposition for cold temperatures
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>>23386840
Oh right, so awesome musclegirl amazon who wears a bikini in the arctic.

I can not contain my boners.
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>>23386840
And super strength
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>>23386801
vamp blood/heart

Incubus Semen.

Wendigo bone


Dragon blood


Then Kraken tentacles.
Then water & earth elementals.

Phoenix Ash
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>>23386840
>>23386862
It ruins our plan to go live on a tropical island with Liz and our dryads once we're out of school.
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>>23386900
But it's very good for the moonschool.
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>>23386900
Or we could make a giant frost habitat inside an object the size of an object. Magic motherfucker
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>>23386900
She'll probably just spend a lot of time swimming and never put on clothes.
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>>23386900
We can just magic her a snowglobe meditation chamber. Besides, I think Selene would be as uncomfortable in all that sun as Jotuun Dryad would be.
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>>23386912
*Coconut
oops
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>>23386911
true the moon is cold
but with enough magic and a few big elementals I am pretty sure we could terraform it
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>>23386911
I'd think mansion/base of operations up in the Rockies would be better. We're going to be powerful magic users once finished, and Archmage Lawson ordering underlings around while threatening to send Max to do their job for them is delicious.

And when their underlings are gone, they put their beautiful daughters to bed and go down the the "Playroom" for "Mommies' special funtime."
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>>23386971
And then we can have the obligatory hot springs episode!
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>>23386924
>>23386912
What's the point of being an amazon if you're to stay inside the house all the time ?
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"What about vampire lord blood and incubus semen, first and foremost?" you ask, stroking Selene's back.

"Well, vampire lord blood leads to blindness, echolocation, sensitivity to long exposure to direct sunlight, tolerance for shadowy conditions, and the ability to consume meat - especially blood - to supplement the diet when lacking enough sunlight, minerals, or water. She probably bit Breakfast because we waited too long to give her a bottle," he says, smiling at Selene. "Oh, and a small increased likelihood for talent in Enchantment."

"Well, that's reassuring. What about the incubus semen?"

"The clitoris develops steadily into a penis as the dryad matures, the development of the ability to drain energy from living hosts via sexual intimacy - we may need to get a Lunch once she hits puberty - aphrodisiac and mildly narcotic nectar, and a strong likeliness of Enchantment talent," he says, referencing the book. "Not terribly unlike either of us, really. It will be different from raising an incubus - or part-incubus - but not too different. What would you like to hear about next?"

What next?
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>>23386965
You realize the moon is an illusion right? Luna's on the other side of the globe and heavily cloaked.
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>>23386979
She wouldn't stay inside ALL the time, just whenever the heat is too much for her. Besides, Im sure she would acclimatize, she would just work up a plantsweat faster.
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Rolled 67, 81, 84, 55, 48, 50 = 385

I'm not the only one thinking we should encourage our little girl to be a musician, right? She'll be insanely good at it, and she will enjoy it far more than any normal person (or any normal musician, for that matter).
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>>23386987
Kraken tentacle, phoenix ash, dragon scale, in that order of preference.
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>>23386987
Wendgio.
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>>23386987
Kraken Tentacles and any additional details on Jotun Bone.

After that get more detail on Phoenix Ash, Dragon Blood, and I wouldn't mind knowing about Wendigos in case we have a play date with the librarians little girl.
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>>23386987
Pic related
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>>23387008
agreed
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>>23387051
thats probably the only time ive seen that used to such an amazing degree
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>>23386987
Kraken tentacle, Phoenix ash, dragon blood, blue agave. In that order
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>>23386977
What do you mean "episode?"

We'll have a covered outdoor hot tub to chill in whenever we feel like to look out at scenery like in this pic.
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>>23387113
>What do you mean "episode?"
You know, the obligatory hot springs episode. Just like in all my Japanese animes!
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>>23387051
Well played
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>>23387072

God damn. I'm STILL regretting suggesting Breakfast.

>>23386987
"Dad, is there anything else we can do with our energy besides drain it? Can we, like, transfer it to others? I was thinking it would be nice if liz could keep up better :("
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"Kraken tentacles?" you ask.

"Hydrophilic, dries out if she goes too long without water. Tendency towards dehydration, at any rate. Prehensile vines along upper back and shoulder blades. Able to survive indefinitely submerged."

"And dragon blood? Phoenix ash?"

"Dragon blood leads to a development of thick, woody scales on the back, tops of the forearms, collar bone, fronts of thighs, shins, knees, shoulders, and so on. Very heat resistant, borderline fire resistant. Has a peppery fruit when seeding. Tendency towards lethargy and greed, strong tendency towards Sorcery talent," he says, again referencing the book. "Phoenix gives enormous resistance to heat, including fire, and rapid growth in extreme heat. Fire can lead to total restoration from normally fatal wounds, sunlight to a somewhat more gradual restoration. Tendency towards thin frame, fragile bones."

"What about wendigo?"

"Ravenous appetite. Almost impossible to put down permanently. Claws, sharp teeth, tendency towards starvation, emaciation. Nothing good can ever come of dealing with a wendigo, Max. Were you wondering about anything else?"

Were you?
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>>23387199

Anything stick out to you while you were reading it?
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>>23387199
"I think that pretty much covers it.

When you're done having Breakfast look after your Granddaughter for a while, maybe start teaching her some Arabic."

Give him Selene to hold and coo too, while getting his cock sucked by Breakfast, while we go and see Liz and give her a proper fucking to wake her up.
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>>23387199
I gotta say, I'm liking wendigo more than the others.

What if we trade all the junk dad's getting for a pinch of the librarian's extra bonemeal?
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>>23387136
I know exactly what you meant, just wondering why you'd restrict such awesome to being so rarely done.
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>>23387247
>tendency towards starvation
>Ravenous appetite
>eats anything
nope, you are a moron
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>>23387247
I think what we're getting is already much better.

We just need to make sure we build a pool in the garden.
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>>23387274
made this awhile ago
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>>23387199
"I am much more scared of that librarian now, though I think we bonded last time I was there."
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>>23387199
"Good, as long as there aren't any big surprises, that sounds great. I think we'll need to make sure we've got some kind of pool in the garden, though.
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>>23387199
Ask about fire elemental ash, it could help with the Phoenix bone brittleness, or not
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>>23387297
>>23387297
>"I am much more scared of that librarian now, though I think we bonded last time I was there."

Seconding. Plus "How did YOU get on the librarian's good side? any hints into what she likes?"
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>>23387199
we need to find a really good gift for the Liberian and never ever piss her off

>>23387245
yea ask about the language don't give her to him when he is getting breakfast

>>23387247
dear god no Nothing good can ever come of dealing with a wendigo


so after we build like 3 more basement levels all gardens/ bead rooms for our girls, leaving the last one for a pool?
I like this plan

>>23387297
lets have liz help us restore any books left in our secondary hidey hole then run them by dad see if they are rare enough to be a good bribe

>>23387339
thats what the dragon bit if for
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Also earth and water elementals
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>>23387339
You know what else helps deal with injuries?

Wendigo bones
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>>23387199
Phoenix and dragon sound good, kraken tentacles and wendigo less so.
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>>23387355
Agreed.
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>>23387339
i think the dragons blood balances out the brittleness, what with the wood scales and all
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>>23387339
It said thin and fragile, not brittle. And that should be offset by the Dragon blood effects.
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>>23387297
No play dates with Selene!

>infection ppanda
???
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Now torn about combining phoenix ash and wendigo bones...
Upside, we have a little girl who will be a nigh unkillable walking woodchipper.
Downside, she'll be annorexic, and insanely jealous...

Choices choices
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>>23387199
Oh, before I forget, ask about hydra bones (assuming the blood's considered poisonous to dryads)
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>>23387422
>>23387247
We do not stick Wendigo in any Dryad we grow, it's bad, stupid, terribly stupid. DO NOT DO IT!
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>>23387422
>wendigo
using wendigo is like asking for her to eat someone
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>Almost impossible to put down permanently
If we don't wendigize our own seeds we should covertly mention the burning of her seedmother to the librarian's dryad when we let Selene have a playdate with her.

Watch the fireworks.

>>23387422
Aww yeah wendigobro
Also anorexic porn is hot.
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>>23387199
>Librarian is raising a wendigo dryad to hunt down excessively late book borrowers
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>>23387285
we could make that on the other place.
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>>23387422
Because we can't just let jokes be taken seriously in this quest - no, we are not using wendingo anything for anything and that especially includes our dryads
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>>23387457
Living skeletons are just kind of sad to see.
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>>23387465
but isnt he just cuddly?
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>>23387358
wear there any books left?

but yea we should get her something nice
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I want to name our wendigo dryad Auschy.
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fem i would like to suggest to conduct future "important" polls here
http://polldaddy.com/
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>>23387490
Yeah, still gonna go with not suicidal
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Why would Fem keep dangling this awesome wendigo bone in front of us if it was a bad idea?

We should totally trade our stuff for wendigo bone.
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"Wow. Remind me to never get on the librarian's bad side," you say jokingly.

Your dad doesn't take it as a joke, glancing up at you startled, almost horrified. "Why would you ever risk getting on her bad side?" he asks.

"I... I wouldn't. It was a joke, to lighten the mood. Hey, how did you get on her good side, anyway?" you ask.

"Bribes, mostly stolen from rivals. I had sex with her a few times when I needed help but didn't have a good bribe. I don't recommend it," he says, failing to suppress a shudder.

"Fair enough. Can you look after Selene while I go finish waking Liz up? Maybe start teaching her some extra languages?"

"Yeah, sure. Leave her on the floor and I'll start letting her get to know grandpa once I finish Breakfast. Don't worry, nothing too lewd, I'm just having a quick bite."

You set Seline down, give her a big kiss on the forehead, and start back upstairs to get Liz nice and roused for the coming day.

I'm ending this thread here. I'm going to archive it, then stick around for a while to chat and answer questions.
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>>23387428
Fine fine fine
No wendigo kids.

(Asid3 from the possibility of teleporting hatchlings into people's chest cavities, or backing up a semitruck full of starved 2 year olds to the Dextra Sanctum)
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>>23387199

Eh, Phoenix always seemed kinda wack to me, and now this cements it. I'm voting pure dragon.
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>>23387574
>implying we know where the Dextra Sanctum is
>implying our conjuration is good enough to teleport hatchlings into people
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blatant%20Fetish%20Quest

This thread is now archived. Remember to vote it and the previous threads up.
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>>23387574
Where would we get the semi, how would we get it in the school with no-one noticing, and how would we get enough seeds AND wendigo bones to really do the job?
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>>23387619
we could hunt down a wendigo
and selene will be able to produce seeds before too long
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>>23387592
Phoenix+dragon equals normal weight dryad, totally invulnerable to fire with a crazy healing factor.
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>>23387592
You know, dragon+pheonix+fire giant would probably be pretty interesting, but we're not going to be able to get our hands on that last one
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wendigo's crave human flesh or are cannibals, making them a horrible choice for any of our dryads
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>>23387652
I say that makes the m the best choice.

Far better than kraken tentacles, at least.
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>>23387619
Not really suggesting this folks. Not while we're at school anyway. Would be a great way to scare the piss out of some mortals though.
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>>23387678
>wendigo dryad imprints on us
>said dryad eats us because the LOVE us so much
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>>23387701
>stack shit tons of steelskin and forcefields
>it tickles
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>>23387717
I will laugh when the retards get onboard this retarded idea and the wendigo dryad tries to eat everybody the same way Selene bit Breakfast because she craves blood
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>>23387701
>>wendigo dryad imprints on us
>eats liz/selene/other because she's jealous
>no blowjobs it's too dangerous to stick anything you'd like to keep in her mouth
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>>23387681
More like Shyvana, I would think.
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Voting No on the wendigo flesh
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>>23387762
same this idea is retarded in so many ways
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Even trying to get wendigo parts borders on suicide, let alone trying to raise a dryad using them. Your dad will refuse to help on this one because it violates the mandate to keep you safe, and you have no ability to find, let alone hunt or harvest, a wendigo on your own.
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>>23387792
e.g. why getting wendigo parts is a bad idea, and putting them into a dryad is a REALLY bad idea
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>>23387792
Inb4 snapple claims this is exactly why we should do it
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>>23387792
You shouldn't even need to explain why it's a terrible idea, but alas.
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>>23387792
Yeah, definately not using that as anything other than a weapon.

Oh Fem, would it be feasible to load shotgun shells with focus materials, get a taurus raging judge and make ourselevs a Caster Pistol? Or better yet up the ante and get a semi auto 12 guage, and shoot real dragon's breath at people?
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>>23387792
.....

Ok then. How much powerup before it's feasible?
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>>23387856
Ninth circle archmagi for 10% survival odds
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>>23387856
Just stop.
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>>23387856
It's likely dangerous for Samyaza.
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>>23387874
This of course assumes years worth of planning and prep work.
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>>23387812
>at least no one said Skinwalker
doppleganger could be good
red or blue oni
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Could we ask him for a list of thing he thinks would be wise choices so we can go through them in our own time?
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>>23387917
why not kobold tails?
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>>23387855
Generally speaking, by the time you get to the point where you need to power up firearms, it's more cost-effective and time-effective to simply use entirely different avenues of attack, like super-speed super-strong melee attacks, or teleporting pieces of the sun into someone's skull.

>>23387856
Pick a different silly idea to push.
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>>23387552

Did he ever answer about the remains of various elementals used as fertilizer?
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>>23387943
Do kobolds exist in this setting?
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>>23387943
Can it be a rule that anything Snapple suggests is invalid, even if anons second it?
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>>23387939
Because we dont want our dryads to suck.
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>>23388014
What if he seconds something?
Do we disregard the idea?
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>>23387943
>Dangles awesome wendigo dryads in front of me
>Tells me to just forget about them

It seems that anything in this is doable. What exactly does the wendigo do that makes it so godmode?

It seems like one could set up a massively warded killchamber to tele the wendigo into and then teleport bits of the wendigo into separate warded containers until it is dead.
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>>23388014
He's had some ideas that have gained popular support that turned out well.

>>23387995
Yes. They're folklore kobolds, little goblins that live in mines.
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>>23387681
The thought of a dragon/phoenix dryad is now getting me rather hard.
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>>23387943
Has dad put the kraken tentacle purchase into motion, or has he been waiting on the frost giant bone acquisition?
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>>23388056
He's been waiting on the frost giant bone.
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>>23388049
They're not awesome, they're just a terrible, terrible idea.
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>>23388050
So if we made a dryad using kobold pieces it would be good at mining?
Thank you for not making them reptilian.
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>>23387943
Fair enough. In the interim though can we get mileage out of specialized ammo? IE silver slugs for lycanthropes, bottled sunlight for vamp hunting etc?
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>>23388071
Is there anything that would go well with the frost giant bone that father could suggest?
Also, any chance that we could keep the kraken one separate? It'd be really useful to make a Dryad for growing aquatic foods.

>>23388084
We can just mine with magic, we honestly don't need to do that.
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>>23388107
>bottled sunlight
u wot m8?
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>>23388082
Are you honestly trying to tell me that ravenous anorexic-looking borderline-invincible dryads with fangs and claws aren't awesome?
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>>23388157
No, they're fucking dangerous and stupid, why not create something just as useful that wont kill us.
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>>23388049
We asked him to find out so we'd understand what kind of Dryad the Librarian is raising. Pay attention instead of trolling for once.
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>>23388084
No, they live in mines and steal ore. So, it might be good at hiding and stealing, in the same way that a brownie is good at housework and craftsmanship.
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>>23388157
Yes.

They're fucking dangerous to us and all of our allies, useless in aspects other than murder, not helpful, and generally just a fucktarded idea for us to pursue.
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>>23388157
Cannibal. Sorry, insane, perpetually ravenous, nigh unkillable, cannibal.

Keep laughing...

Hey, could we use snapple for troll thought?
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>>23388049
>implying it wasnt so we knew what the Librarian was up to
Do try to keep up.
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>>23388157
Do you even Harry Dresden?
>>23388136
In the way xenomorphs and L4D witches are awesome, not in the "let's totally keep one as a pet" way. Let it lie, if we're (un)lucky we might get an opportunity later.
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>>23388084
Why would we waste a dryad on that when we could make a mining golem?
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>>23388251
okay that actually sounds like a good idea.
I didn't know what aspects Fem was going to give the kobolds, so I am sorry for making assumptions.
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>>23388223
No, that was to let us know that we need to get working on more bribes for her because sex will be fucking traumatic and potentially vorerific. At least that's how I read it.

>but dad didn't die
1. Pure demon
2. Stupidly powerful archmage, you don't die if she doesn't want you to
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lets get some Jiangshi and blue oni for one of the dryads
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>>23388251
Why would we get a mining golem when we can just magic the ores out and destroy the rest?
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>>23388223
>>23388183
>Implying that the initial learning of the librarian's wendigo use doesn't constitute dangling.

She could have just not told us in the first place when we asked her what she was using, and now we know just how awesome it will be.
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Let's fuck the librarian I bet she's into some really kinky shit
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>>23388326
We don't have time to spend mining all day whereas a mindless golem does.
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>>23388332
We can learn things that have no practical application for us, you know.
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>>23388353
Or we could just use third world human labor and buy our shit like normal people.

What the fuck do we need ores for anyway?
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>>23388299
>implying you didnt just want a kobold waifu
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>>23388332
Implying it wasn't a dangling noose
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>>23388397
>implying we are normal people
>implying we are apple
I'm sure we could find a use for ores though
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>>23388332
Are you forgetting how in last night's thread he set up a scenario to see how far we'd reach into a figurative bear trap?
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>>23388411
I honestly don't, I like the way they are greedy and the way they slink around and such though.
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>>23388447
And these are admirable traits to implant into a dryad because...
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>>23388433
Eventually we're going to have to snatch the bait and laugh in the trap's face.

There's no point if we don't try eventually.
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>>23388431
I don't see the thought process here.

>Hey guys! Mining exists!
>Oh man we should totally get in on that!
>?
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>>23388431
iron elemental + carbon elemental
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>>23388332
She telling us was a dumb on our parts. It burned some of the remaining dryad seed bribe credit that we had with her and gave us terrifying but relatively useless information in return. It was a screw up on our part. Also, I have expect the librarians to raise her dryad for a few years before killing and eating it. Maybe not in that order.
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>>23388456
He finds those traits sexually attractive.

It was the same argument for kraken tentacles after all.
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>>23388459
Can we just officially make you that voice everyone has that whispers in the back of our mind to do some really dumb shit?

Because then we could use enchantment to excise that part and officially ignore you.



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