>>23275326
morning op

You successfully navigate the moving stairs without any trouble. You make it to class right on time, a class which you share with the Hufflepuff kids. You take a seat at the back, finding your own desk, Olivia chooses to sit one desk away from you. Placing the correct text book and inkwell on the table you're ready for your lesson.

You notice the skeleton of a dragon hanging from the ceiling by wire cords. As you wait for the lesson to begin you wonder what that thing would be like in real life...

"Hello children, settle down, settle down" says a honey smooth voice from the top of the staircase at the front of the class. A stout man in his mid-sixties emerges from his office, with short cropped white hair and mustache he has an old english quality about him. With a sweeping gesture he holds his hand in the air, his wand shooting into his hand.

"I am professor Olivier, your Defence Against the Dark Arts Teacher"

Sam, the ginger kid from before, turns round ahead of you and says "bit of a show off isn't he?" in a low whisper

>Don't respond
>Definitely
>nod
>other

>>23275360
sup

>>23275369
>don't respond
Is an intresting class we are glad to have an intresting teacher

Hey! You're early! :D

>>23275391
Glad to have a competent teacher, hopefully.
>don't respond

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>>23275369
>Respond in a dreamy voice

"I think he's amazing."

This is Dark Arts, dammit! Our father's best subject should be ours as well!

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> other

I'll take the shrug path. Just shrug his opinion away.

>>23275369
shrug lightly, giving him the classic head-tilt

>>23275369
A li-little

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>>23275467
The ol' head-tilt, huh? I'll change my vote >>>23275436

To this. Just because of the head-tilt.

>>23275498
Head-tilts are the way to go.

>>23275369
Don't respond, just shrug. We don't care about this ginger's opinion, but we shouldn't COMPLETELY ignore him.

>>23275467
This, I am all for tilts

>>23275527
shes eleven

>>23275527
>preferences to men
Yes, but she will never admit it. Especially to herself.

Gingers

>>23275467
HEAD TILT IS GO! CODE DELTA NINER NINER! REPEAT, HEAD TILT IS GO!

>>23275546
I deleted my post since I didn't want to open a can of worms. My bad guys.

>>23275369
>other
Shrug and head-tilt.

>>23275571
Good one, but the can of worms remains slightly open.

Giving a slight head-tilt is the best response you can offer in the hopes he'll just go away. Sam gets the hint to sod off as Olivier approaches the front of the class.

"Today we shall be learning a tricky yet essenstial spell" says Olivier "I will teach you how to reflect and 'send back' any harmful spells which are used against you"

He points his wand toward the window "avis!" the sound of a gunshot fills the air, doves fly out of his want and out the window. The class jump in surprise.

"Can anyone tell me the spell I'm referring to?" he asks

>1d100. 55 or less wins for knowledge.
>Stay quiet

Rolled 54

>>23275583
Name that spell!

Rolled 31

>>23275583
WE. ARE. KNOWLEDGEST

Rolled 36

>>23275583
We must read more books so that our photographic memory can be put to good use.

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>>23275596
Barely made it.

Rolled 86

>>23275583
The standard shield charm, Protego.

>>23275596
Smile Brightly at affirmation of correctness!

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>>23275596
Just made it.

The protego charm is the correct answer.

Roll 1d100. 51 or less to answer first.

>>23275583
protego the shield charm

Rolled 95

>>23275630
FIRST!

Rolled 70

>>23275630
KNOWLEGE!!!!

Rolled 31

>>23275630
CHANNEL SPEEDY GONZALES!

Rolled 55

>>23275630
Answer first!

Rolled 38

>>23275630

>>23275636
Oh the IRONY! The brutal, hamfisted IRONY!

Rolled 43

>>23275630
rolling to check luck

>>23275636
Curses! Well, at least we knew the answer.

>>23275636
Looks like getting to class so fast slowed our reaction time to sloth levels

Starting awfully early tonight, OP.

You know the answer but you're not quick enough. The big lump Sam gets there first, holding his meaty fist in front of you. With intricate fingers Olivier points toward Sam.

"The protego charm, sir?" says Sam.
"are you asking me or telling me, boy?"
"Ehm, well, tellling"
"Very good! Twenty points to Hufflepuff!"

The lesson continues as you learn the proper use for the protego spell. If another wizard should shoot a nasty hex or something similar your way, use this spell to send it right back at them.

Lining you up into two rows you stand opposite one another as you practice the spells. Oddly enough Olivier thought it best to levitate the desks and chairs to the ceiling rather than keep them aside. Wizards.

Roll 1d100. 41 or less casts the spell successfully.

Rolled 6

>>23275731
FOR REDEMPTION

Rolled 46

>>23275731
Here's to trying to get it right.

Rolled 47

>>23275731
Go go magic... magic

>>23275731
Hot damn, he throws those points around like no tomorrow.

>>23275751
>>23275752

Dodged a bullet there...

>>23275751
REDEMPTION~!

>>23275731

>>23275785
haha oops its 'dice' not 'roll' duh. Sorry.

>>23275731
"wizards" hahaha

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>>23275758

>>23275751
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=LXp0v93ZRTs#t=222s

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>>23275815

You not only cast the Protego spell successfully, but also manage to do it to such a degree a professional wizard may have conjured it. You can feel an invisible force like an intricate web envelope you, protecting you from harm, enough to deflect one solid strike from a bad spell.

Joel has some trouble casting it, just about managing to create a weak version whilst Nigel fails miserably and Olivia does it with ease. You notice the big lunk Sam is also having trouble. Good. Serves him right.

"You, girl" says Olivier, picking you out from the class.

"I will send a dancing feet hex your way in just a moment, I want you to prepare yourself because it is a doozey"

The students in the class part as Olivier stands ready to throw a spell at you.

Roll 2d100. 80 or less. 50 or less.

Rolled 88

>>23275863
>swag

Rolled 11, 58 = 69

>>23275863
LET'S DO THIS

Rolled 17, 45 = 62

>>23275863
rollin

Rolled 50

>>23275863
Dammit.

Rolled 59, 85 = 144

>>23275863
...

>>23275872
oops

Rolled 32, 65 = 97

>>23275863
>a doozey
What does a Duesenberg have to do with it?

>>23275872
o thank god you read it wrong!

I'd like to fail this just for the sake of having another fate point.

>>23275933
Nevermind. I came in way too late.

You try to defend yourself "Protego!"

But Olivier, a master in his own right, shouts "Tarantallegra!"

Your shield fails to work under pressure as the hex strikes you. You begin to dance in front of the entire class who burst into laughter, not only does the spell make you dance it also makes you spectacularly bad.

After a few moments of this Olivier waves his wand, disarming the spell.

"A very good try, miss Fauxly" he says "twenty points to Ravenclaw"

The rest of the lesson is spent writing down what you learnt, or didn't learn as the case may be for others.

(Protego added to spell list)

The first break of the day arrives.

You are the first to pack up and be prepared to leave

>Check for Dads letter
>study up on the Trident
>go to the great hall with your friends
>other

Rolled 51

>>23275975
>go to the great hall with your friends
We spent all day trying to learn about that damn trident so lets relax for a while.

>>23275975
>Might as well get dad murdering you over with. Check for a letter!

>>23275975
We should check for the letter.

>>23275975
>Check for Dads letter
Followed by
>go to the great hall with your friends

>>23275975
>Check for Dads letter

>>23275975
>Check for Dads letter
We need to see if we've been disowned or not.

First

>Check for Dads letter

then...

>go to the great hall with your friends

>>23275975

>Check for Dad's letter.

Time to see if we got a distinctive red envelope.

>>23276004
Lets do this. Its just a letter. Hell Just go check for dad's letter with our friends.

>>23276018
Yeah don't first years get mail in the great hall?

>>23275975
check for dads letter and gratehall

>>23276029
I'm pretty sure everyone has to go to the Owlery.

>>23275975
>Check for Dads letter
After the class we are probably trying to hide from everyone

You did not receive a letter at breakfast like the other students, which is a bit worrying to say the least. So you think it best to check the owlery incase it may have arrived later in the day.

You don't wait for your friends to catch up with you as you slink off alone to the tower. You find yourself crossing the same bridge, it's a lovely sunny day today, and into the stinky owlery.

There it is. The letter you've been waiting for. Time to Dad's owl's leg.

>Read it
>Save it for later
>other

>>23276058
Read it

>>23276058
>Save it for later.
If we cry, our friends would see, and that would be uncouth.

Rolled 36

>>23276058
READ IT NIGGA
ROLLING OUR FEAR CHECK

>>23276058
>Read it
But make sure we're alone first.

>>23276058
>Read it

>>23276077
>inb4 superhowler

>>23276058
Throw it away.
We can deal with him during the summer AND look cool and edgy in front of our friends.

Rolled 38

>>23276085
I had forgotten what that was.

dammit there really needs to be a Harry Potter RPG. made by obsidian

>>23276058
Special bonus action: make a mental note to look up horrific Ravenclaw Dark Wizards sometime. Sure all the recently famous ones were ex-Syltherins and Gryphondors but at least ONE has to be acceptably wicked for your dad.

>>23276058
>save for later

>>23276110
I bet there's some atrocious, Stalin-tier Hufflepuff dark lord.

You retreive the letter and read it.

~ Allowance will be on time. We are discussing options with the Headmaster. Do not write to us again for the time being. ~

>>23276140
Ice cold.

>>23276140
>Go to Great Hall
>Study the Trident
>Talk to Sister
>other

>>23276154
To the great hall.

TIME TO HIT THE FATTY FOODS

>>23276140
Shiiiiiiit.
That's fucking distant.
Was he always that distant?

>>23276154
We should probably check up on the Trident.

>>23276140
That went better than I expected.

>>23276154
Oooh, I don't know! We really need to step up our studying, but we should hang out with our friends some...
>Go to Great Hall

>>23276140
Whew, dodged a bullet there. Catch up with friends, try to enlist some aid in tracking down leads on the trident.

>>23276154
Trident Study, enable!

>>23276154
>Go to Great Hall
We must bury ourselves in work, and the Library is where we can talk to Elise in private.

>>23276154
>>23276140
WHAT?
Is this rejection?
Hit up the library. Learn a new hex. And study the trident, but mostly learn a new angry hex!

>>23276165
>Was he always that distant?
No. We were always Daddy's little girl. He spoiled us. He always took care of us. He always made time for us.

But that was before we became a disappointment, and a liability.

>>23276180
I like hexes
>>23276154
Lets go learn a new hex

>>23276140

Options with the headmaster?! BUT WE LIKE RAVENCLAW!

>>23276127
>Stalin-tier Hufflepuff Dark Lord
Hufflepuffs singing Katyusha?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2SLvtP6KMUM
>>23276140
He's distant. Distant is WORSE than angry. He's written us off already. Shit.
>>23276154
>>Study the Trident
Work. Take our mind off this shit.

>>23276154
>Study the Trident
and
>Learn new hexes.

>>23276154
Go to great Hall
>>23276168
Maybe studying the trident with them will be the last thing we will do together

>>23276154
Magical studies!

>>23275326
>in a few hours
>12 hours
why do you torment me HPQuest?
and yet why do I keep coming back?

off topic but I decided to marathon the movies. How were the last three? Never got the chance to see them. Compared to the books?

>>23276229
Harry Potter is a fucking radical universe.

>>23276229
I start approx 6am here. So 01:00 4chan time.

>>23276244
they are good just watch them.

>>23276127
I could see a Dark Hufflepuff as kind of a "The only way I can keep everyone happy and content is to CONTROL EVERYTHING AHAHAHAHAHAHA" kind of guy.

Like evil Ned Flanders from that one Simpsons, where he controlled the world with hugs and re-neducation camps. That's evil Hufflepuff.

>>23276229
The OP is usually back around ~2 4chan time.

>>23276154
>Talk to Sister
We can tell when we've lost.
"Congratulations, Maud. You've won."
And put as much bitterness as we can into it.

>>23276266

Hufflepuff is suicide watch.

A dark hufflepuff would probably manifest as emo tears that drown out the world or a flurry of spells all cast so horribly they cause untold destruction.

>>23276278
Eat your victory and become more of a fat cow on it.

Rolled 3

>>23276154

Cry in the middle of the owlery.

Rolling for how many tears we shed.

>>23276154
I made it for the quest!
Study! Study! More fucking wizardry!

>>23276301
Not many.

>>23276295
>or a flurry of spells all cast so horribly they cause untold destruction.
This is accurate to Hufflepuff.

>>23276301

Three soft tears alternate between your eyes, as the emotion surges, the quickly flickers away.

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>>23276310

>>23276301
Third for crying

For a while you simply rad the letter over and over, not sure what to make of it. It so so distant and unlike your father to do something like this to you. He's always loved you as his number one.

"Discussing options?" but you've grown kinda attached to Hufflepuff and those you've met here. Fighting back tears you head down to the school library to try and find whatever you can on the trident after yesterdays failed attempt.

Still break the library is pretty deserted. You feel a little spiteful too now, maybe there's a decent hex to be found here too...

>Roll 1d100. 65 or less wins.

Rolled 17

please dice god, help us.

> we should hang out with our friends some...

Seriously. We should.

Rolled 4

>>23276334

Rolled 54

>>23276334

>Hufflepuff

Oh hail no!

Rolled 95

>>23276334
>>23276340
forgot to link. Is that okay?

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>>23276321

Time to put you.

On ice.

Rolled 30

>>23276334
Fine lets do it.

>>23276342
Nah, /tg/ is determined to be evil for some reason.

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>>23276334
>Hufflepuff

Rolled 7

>>23276334
And we should confide in Elise as well.

>>23276278
No, seek comfort from your sister.
"Maud!"
"Gah! Stop klinging to me you little creeton, wait, why are you crying?"

>>23276342
Our friends will just abandon us the way our father has.

>>23276334
W-what?!

WE'RE IN RAVENCLAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

>>23276359
They can't abandon us if we own there souls and use there bodies like brainless servants. Just a thought.

>>23276350
No it isn't because the 4 roll is another degree of success!

>>23276370
Their, I am fucking retarded.

>>23276364
loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

RAVENCLAW I MEANT RAVENCLAW.

All that talk of stalin hufflepuffs!

>>23276370
Is this going to turn into that episode of Criminal Minds with the creepy doll lady that kidnapped people and pumped them full of paralytics for tea parties?

>>23276370
That is a very good point. Mindlsavery, go!

>>23276370
Stop trying to be all evil. We're ambitious not channeling skeletor by way of cobra commander.

>>23276387
It's okay OP, we'll probably forgive your flagrant heresy.

This time.

huh. i thought it was best of first three rolls. the more you know.

>>23276395
Well, we can be nice mistress. Hmph.

>>23276353
>>23276342
Look, it takes time to develop relationships, and it's only been 2 days here at Hogwart's.

We're not being evil for the sake of being evil (at least some of us aren't), it's because the /tg/ dice created a misanthropic anti-social loner who channels part of their fear of death into hatred of everyone else.
You should read the rulebook if you don't know the rules.

>>23276395
But our father hates non pure-bloods. Wouldn't he like it if we killed them all? Would he be proud of us then?

>>23276425

It's also really cool not to play an exact female copy of Harry Potter.

>>23276425
To be honest, it's pretty boring to play a pure-good implausible hero, too.

>>23276425
That said we SHOULD resolve to hang with our friends next chance we get.

Maybe they have booze.

How are we being evil at all? We're studying and looking up a hex, which we'll use in class. Nothing evil about it.

>>23276456
We have friends?

>>23276420

Millicent Fauxly for Canoness, Adepta Sororitas.

>>23276467
Radical Inquisitor!

>>23276458
Not evil at all by my reckoning. More an emotional response.

Double win.

You manage to find a book of history specially written to detail the four Hogwarts Houses. Bypassing some stuff about a chamber and a snake you find a silver and bronze trident with just a nugget of information on it.

~ The Trident of Rowena Ravenclaw has been lost for decades with historians scratching their heads over its location. The Trident is said to bestow untold knowledge upon its owner and is widely regarded to have been coveted by Salazar Slytherin. The Trident is a priceless artifact which may be lost indefinitely ~

and for the Hex.

~ Petrificus Totalus “Total petrification”; petrifies an opponent totally ~

You now, in theory, how to conjur the "Petrificus Totalus" spell.

>>23276464
We had friends once. They became dolls.

>>23276464
>We have friends?
A friend. Fur Elise.
Tara is our loyal servant and familiar, not a friend.
Olivia and the others are acquaintances.
Maud is a rival.
Daddy and Mum are, were, family. Now, to them, we are a liability and disappointment.

>>23276483

GOTS TO PRACTICE THAT ON SOME BIRDS OR SOMETHING.

>>23276483
Like Basilisk petrify?
Lets just leave that shit alone

>>23276483
Now lets go hang out with our friends!

>>23276483
Vote we study how to make that doll for the ghost to inhabit!

>>23276483
Excellent.
We will need to find wildlife to experiment upon.

But now, we need to begin looking up enchantment books on how to make enchanted puppets and checking them out; this is only a break after all, we'll need to go back to classes soon.

>>23276485
Yep. Totally turning into magic Samantha Malcolm.

sweet

>>23276496
No, it just freezes them up for like an hour.

>>23276483
We should practice that hex, make daddy proud again and all that

>>23276503
THIS. All day this. I really want that trident.

>>23276515
Enchanted puppets isn't happening.

Rolled 3

>>23276496
>Like Basilisk petrify?
No. Not at all. It's sometimes called "the full body bind". It's how Hermione shut Neville up when they were sneaking out of the tower towards the end of Philosopher's Stone.

>>23276524
awww

>>23276485
Millie can have human friends. As long as they worship and love her.

>>23276524
ENTERTAIN MY WHIMSY RAILROADING BUTTMAD

>>23276524

But! But! How are we gonna help that ghost then?!

>>23276527
Oh. Right. Man I really need to re-read those books or watch the movies.

>>23276524
>Enchanted puppets isn't happening.
But, then how are we supposed to win the contest for the ghost?

>>23276483

Look into ghost possesion of materials. Poltergeists do it sometimes, don't they?

Voting along with testing it on some pest birds. Maybe hufflepuff owls if we are feeling really evil For THE LOVE OF GOD WE SHOULD NOT ACTUALLY DO THIS , Why should our sister get to have a perfect life with a boyfriend and no problems? Fuck 'em.

>>23276490
This

>>23276542
the ghost is a nigger who wants us to go in to the chamber of secrets alone.

>>23276562
Seems legit..

>>23276555
God I suck with spoilers.

>>23276555
Because she already has her daddy issues.

>>23276562
Didn't he want us to make him a doll he could live in, and in return would get us the trident?

Studying takes up a long time. It took you a while to find the little information you did. The bell rings for next lesson. Any further studying or things that need doing will have to wait til lunch.

>Care of Magical Creatures
>Herbology

>>23276589
>>Care of Magical Creatures
THISSS

>>23276589
Herbology

>>23276589
>Herbology
Have to eat our veggies before we can have dessert.

>>23276589
Herbology

>>23276589

Dats a tough one. Herbology sounds like we could get more useful info!

Rolled 78

>>23276589

Herbs.

>>23276589
>Care of Magical Creatures
blasted ended skrewts plox

>>23276589
>care of magical creatures
this this this

>>23276577
So what? We are supposed to pity her because she isn't able to rise to the bar that we are at? Fuck her. If she is worse than us, despite being older, she deserves to pity.

>>23276589
Herbology. More power.

>>23276589
>Herbology
Let's get this out of the way.

>>23276615
Maud's a twit. And soon to be lesbian fucktoy.

>>23276631
Do people just forget that we are suppose to be eleven years old?

>>23276615
No, I just mean that the laws of fiction state that Maud gets to have a relatively happy relationship with her friends and boyfriend due to having a shitty homelife. Whereas we had a good home life up until now, so now the laws of fiction are fucking us hard.

>>23276645
For now. Maud's older.

>>23276615
>She deserves NO pity

>>23276631
Dude.
We're eleven.
And she's our SISTER.

>>23276657

Are you new to 4chan?

>>23276657
I do not see your point.

>>23276657
Just like my Chinese comics!

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>>23276631
>>23276645
>>23276657

>>23276650
But from our view, she is getting it easy. Getting to live without the troubles we have. So then we would probably resent her for that.

>>23276657
I think /a/ invaded.

>>23276660
/tg/ is a safe-board, motherfucker. And we aren't going through that territory in this motherfucking quest. Go to /d/ to jack-off.

>>23276657
Luckily the thread-runner seems to be ignoring "LETS FUCK HER WITH SLAVE RAYS SO HOT" crap.

>>23276674
Don't worry, stick around. You'll understand the ways of 4chan.

Remember, you're here forever.

>>23276679
Thank god

>>23276674
Blue just means that we won't have any pics. Plenty of HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE wasn't exactly something you could email your boss, but it isn't breaking the rules. I'm not supporting a fetish quest, I am just saying.

>>23276679
>LETS FUCK HER WITH SLAVE RAYS SO HOT
That actually does sound pretty sexy I'll be honest.

>>23276674
>Implying your innocent little mind is safe from Slaanesh anywhere.

(This will never be a fetish quest. Just stop)

Herbology next with the Slytherin house. You head down to a large greenhouse area to find Joel, Nigel and Olivia waiting by the entrance, dressed in moth ridden coats.

A plump little lady with frizzy black hair, Professor Bootston, throws you a coat as you arrive. You pit it on with a pair of gloves and shuffle inside the stuffy greenhouse with the rest of the students.

"Today class we will be potting mandrakes" she shows you a diagram of a baby shaped root which can scream so loud it can kill you.

"The babies won't kill you but they will knock you out cold for several hours"

Roll 1d100. 45 or less wins.

Rolled 88

>>23276732
>That's what you think OP.

Rolled 38

>>23276732
Lets just get knocked out pls/

>>23276732
Get them earmuffs on!

Rolled 98

>>23276732
>>23276738

We get knocked up and don't wake up for the next 3 weeks.

Rolled 63

>>23276751
>up

>>23276751
>knocked up
l-lewd!

>>23276754
>rising with blood

>>23276751
>knocked up

Dammit /d/ stop trying to turn this into a fetish quest.

Rolled 47

>>23276754

Dammit all this talk of fetish threads!

>>23276774
>Millie having a successful, adventurous, and fun first year without anything sexual at all is my fetish.

>>23276738
>88
Thanks for making us into a laughingstock, asshole.
At least our seething hatred of all other life (except for Elise and Tara) has been reaffirmed.

>>23276769

The inexorable law.
The more you fight the sexiness, the more it fights you.

Until you wake up one day in a blissful pillowfight, and don't remember why you would have wanted it any other way.

>>23276738
>>23276751
Welp, we're teen preggers.

>>23276782
Total abstinence is my fetish. Indeed, It is an oxymoron.

You pull the screaming mandrake out of it's pot but struggle to hold it in place as it's stubby foot kicks off your earmuffs.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

You wake up at the end of the class with a ringing headache, Joel lifts you to your feet as you put away your things.

Professor Bootston seems in good spirits as she pats your on the back. "See you next lesson" she says, as if students collasping in her lessons is the most common thing in the world.

Next up is Care of Magical Creatures.

(take a short break)

>>23276803

Awwwww! We missed the whole lesson! HMPH.

>>23276803
So we are the neville longbottom of the school year?

>>23276814
Well, to be honest, it was probably all about how not to get plowed by mandrakes.

Who fucking makes little kids pot mandrakes?

Fucking sadist.

>>23276800
>The more you abstain, the hotter you get. Until finally, you can't stop masturbating. Ever again.

>>23276803
Well, that kinda sucked.

>>23276820
At least Neville was good at herbs

Spend the break sitting next to Joel and brood until they talk to us.

>>23276820
He became the best herbologie student in the school

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>>23276803
God-fucking-dammit.
Now we either have to waste more time going over the textbook to get the information about the lesson, or we have ask the others for their notes.
Both are unpalatable choices, but at least with the former we don't have to force ourselves to interact with people.

>>23276803

W-WAIT~! ASK HER WHAT WE MISSED!

Maybe we can look it up some time.

>>23276852
>spending time with some person
>not trusted friends
>or even our pet
>some person we've met a few days ago

>>23276855
At least we got a good nap.

Maybe we wake up earlier now.

>>23276876
Good point. Time to go and talk to Elise

>>23276885
And touch Elise.

>>23276885
We probably don't have the time to talk with Elise until after Care of Magical Creatures.
It's the OP taking a break, not us; we have to hussle to the next class because we were knocked out till the end of the Herbology class.

>>23276732

A 45 or less roll to not get raped by a mandrake?

WHAT KIND OF FIRST HERBOLOGY CLASS IS THIS?!

>>23276923
That is a good point. Make a note to kill the teacher.

>>23276923
Teach does seem like a bit of a dick, didn't even tell us what we missed.

That sort of shit wouldn't happen in an American wizarding school.

>>23276961
HA! HAHA! HAHAHA!
Did you GO to an American school? I did.

>>23276923
>WHAT KIND OF FIRST HERBOLOGY CLASS IS THIS?!
The kind where the weak and stupid are punished and the strong and intelligent are rewarded. Whether it be because of innate talent, hard work, or simply being born into a family of influence (and keeping that influence).

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>>23276980
American wizards have standards.

>>23276980
all too true many of the 'teachers' are fucking useless.

I'm going to stop for now. Mostly it's the fetish questers that kill my drive. I'll be back tomorrow.

>>23277001
Oh yes, the kind where they force you to handle the most dangerous plants without telling you anything about them first.
Sounds like a perfectly sensible test of "intelligence".

>>23277039

Sod it OP. If you give in to trolls, they'll just keep doing it to make sure your Quest dies.

>>23277039
Welp. Quest is gone forever now. Maybe next time the character creator dice won't be shit.

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>>23277069

>>23277040
>without telling you anything about them first.
The teacher specifically made note of the danger that the mandrakes posed, and provided safety equipment.
If, after proper warning and donning the provided (and effective) safety equipment, you still screw up and get yourself incapacitated, then that's because you're just a screw up.

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>>23277052
>>23277057

>>23277039
You've got to learn to grow a thicker skin, and ignore stupidity.

>>23277098
>We give you really shitty safety equipment and don't detail half the dangers involved, like their ability to easily and powerfully kick you.

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>>23277113
Seriously.

>>23277039
alright op. They piss me off to man we just gotta ignore them

>>23277116
Yep, this is the beauty of 4chan. If you don't have thick skin, if you don't fight for what you want, you get ground up.

In return, you get the benefit of potentially unlimited creativity and discussion at your fingertips. (In addition to further testing your mettle against the horrors of the universe!)

>>23277127
Your tears, fuel us.

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>>23277113
That is not enough.

They deserve this.

>>23277057
Just to note, since 4chan, a cesspool of trolling, also seems to not know how trolls work... look at the statement.

The people who want quests gone, think about their complaints. Now look at the triumphant statement...

There are no real or valid complaints. There are no real fetish quests, except for Fetish Quest of course. The people that complain about quest threads being bad are the same people THAT GO TO THEM AND MAKE THEM BAD!

It's a damn prank by some damn kids!

>>23277039
Oh well. I had fun OP, hope we see you back tommorrow.

>>23276803
you are too sensitive, first you scrap our superior stats because they were similar to Max's stats from BFQ, now this.

>>23277039
I'll pencil you in for more lesbianism tomorrow then, good sir?

>>23277039
Dont get discouraged, I really like this quest, and you're doing a damn fine job. We might as well just ignore the troll posts entirely.

>>23277186
miss quoting mean this one>>23277039

>>23277113

To be honest, I think the OP had to go normally, but just wanted to blame the sex-promoters.

There was literally tons more lewd stuff during Character Creation, and the OP didn't care one bit.

OP is clearly being disingenuous about his motive to stop for the evening.

>>23277218
This. The fetish stuff in this thread is NOTHING compared to previous threads.

OP's being dramatic to try for an effect.

>>23277218
idk about that. it is really fucking annoying.
I mean i want to see millie get dicked as much as the next fa/tg/uy but im not gonna clog up OPs thread with it.

>>23277039
Dude, don't submit to the trolls. They are dicks.

>>23277234
>>23277218
And he has achieved that effect. This quest has become a beacon for trolls who see they can devastate it easily.

>>23277240

Dude, the last threads had people offering to draw Millie/Joel sex scenes.

Character creation had tons of posts along the lines of 'dominatrix time'.

He's overhyping it to try and stop the fetish requests.

But since he's probably new to 4chan, he doesn't realize that has exactly the opposite effect.

>>23277263
i know ive been here for every thread.
this one has just as much if not more off topic posting. Maybe hes just not feeling it tonight.

>>23277218
OP is being a baby, in the Char creation thread we had
1. Body 17
2. Agility 19
3. Strength 21
4. Intelligence 15
5. Willpower 17
6. Charisma 16
until someone mentioned how Blatant Fetish Quest had similar starting stats

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>>23277263
He will learn.

>>23277282
then
>fuck this shit, retconned. This is not turning into a fetish quest.
which it wouldn't have

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>>23277039
OH COME ON!
After 12 hours of waiting only 2h of Questing?

well, that's one ruined day.
thanks a lot assholes.

But, Millicent was finally gonna get disowned, have a touching moment with her sister and other things that I want to read.

>>23277513
Well the letter from her father seemed only worried, not really angry.

>>23277541
True, she's still getting her allowance.

>>23277039
Sorry about the shitposters, man, this quest has been going pretty great so far.

>>23277541
It was distant, and cold. We are not to talk to him or mother until spoken to. We will continue to be sent our allowance only as a damage control measure; it would be even more scandalous for us to be publically disowned, or to not be provided for.
Best if we die in some accident at school; at least then our family will receive some sympathy from the other purebloods.

>>23277513
>have a touching moment with her sister
"You've won, Maud. I never had a chance, not once the Sorting Hat got to me. Now you're the only Fauxley who'll be of any real worth; I'm just the embarrassment that needs to be kept out of sight.
"Don't worry about your boy; so long as the scandal is just about my placement in a House, I'll still get my money. But if I bring you down too, then even that will be cut off."

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I decide to go play a little Darkest Hour, maybe Remove some Kebab or something, you know, relax with some dead turks.

And I come back to a bunch of fucking shitposters ruining this thread. Come on man. I mad. The 'loledgy' crowd was annoying, but at least I understood their motives. This is just... fuck.

Sorry about my quick leave. I really enjoy doing running this quest but I build up my expectations a little too much. I'm going to leave it for today but tomorrow I'll post for AT LEAST from 6am to 12pm for you guys to make up for it.

The fetish stuff doesn't bother me to the extent that i would quit the quest. I just wasn't feeling it this morning.

Again. Sorry for disappointing some folks tomorrow I'll make it up to you.

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>>23277661

>>23277661
I'll be waiting

>>23277661
Don't worry about making it up to us. If you enjoy GM'ing the quest then do it and we will enjoy it with you. You don't owe shit to random people on the internet :P

this thread is delightful!

>>23277661
It's okay OP. We understood.

Just let the fetish stuff roll past you like a cool breeze.

It's part of the creative component of this lovely website, which does not fear sexual things.

In the passing of the breeze, you may even occasionally see things you enjoy, and are inspired by. Even if perhaps not for this particular character.

>>23278710
Dats true. I do find some of the more clever trolls inspiring. Pretty good story material if they're witty, fetish or not.

>>23277661
Expectations?! Hmph! You've got to expect lewdness and off-topic discussion. That's part of why people come here, to enjoy an environment of free speech and a clear flow of ideas everywhere.

Yeah, how much exactly of the books is canon, besides Dumbledore and the Castle itself?

>>23277661
I wonder if it's because we're not biting onto some of his or her "suggestions?" Such as, being more friendly to his NPCs and such?

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>>23283265
>friendly to people
>to bitches and whores we've just met
>as anti-social
>mfw