>>23266545
fuck yeah BFQ! I was starting to think you had blown up with your lab!

>>23266586
Didn't I say last thread that the new one would be up today at 18:00?

>>23266545
No, let's just write the test.

>>23266545
Stretch a bit, make sure we're ready, think back to all the studying we did for this, we knew it was coming and prepared.

Hopefully Liz will be getting that Society of the Archmagi done.

>>23266614
>>23266627
>>23266641
>>23266653
I hate every single one of you.

>>23266614
>>23266627
>>23266641
>>23266653
Oh, for fuck's sake, people.

>>23266545
Give the quiz a quick once over, then get started. For all we know, this could be one of those 'the only thing on your paper should be your name' tests.

>Blatant Fetish Quest XXVI
>XXVI
Jesus christ /tg/

>>23266604
... I'm not a very inteligent man.

We don't want to fail out. Stay and write the test.

>>23266736

Are you really surprised? Fetish fapfiction shit is half the reason quests exist in the first place, people can't get enough of it here.

>>23266735
We haven't even seen him since last class.

>>23266736
You're welcome to filter it, but there's a whole lot more here than sex if you'd care to give it a chance.

>>23266745
She's as fixed as she'll ever be.

>>23266666
let's follow satan advice and write the test, perhaps a last word of encouragement to liz

>>23266688
>>23266723
Nope. Our dad is a dropout and a chump. We need to study

>>23266745
Fixed as in spayed? That already happened?
Fixed as in have her mind repaired? That's like trying to uncook bacon. Impossible.

>>23266699
>Give the quiz a quick once over, then get started. For all we know, this could be one of those 'the only thing on your paper should be your name' tests.
Seconding this. Give it a look through before we write anything down, just to make sure we're not missing anything. Petrov is the kind to pull shit, as evidenced by the test that you had to ask about ahead of time.

>>23266766
>dropout
He got locked in a cage against his will for 15 years.

>>23266736
did you actually read the quest? because it's well written and the setting is really interesting.

>>23266735
No, he's not. And we're not going to be going after him right now, at least not without proper preparation.

>>23266723
>>23266688
Stop being dumb.

>>23266745
Deal with it. She's as fixed as she will be, doing any more is a bad idea and not worth the time.

>>23266776
Dear fucking god no. The teacher is a god damn Archmage. You do not try to fuck with an Archmage's head, it ends with you being set on fire.

>>23266799
We'll burn that bridge when we come to it.

>>23266776
Yup, we can totally take answers out of the brain of our ARCHMAGI teacher. Dumbass

>>23266802
And? He still stopped his education mid-year five.

>>23266545
Hey Fem sorry for being overly obnoxious with the Heart of Power yesterday. I'll try to tone it down the retardation a bit.

Okay, so we going with the chinks to learn kung fu rape abilities now or what?

>>23266793
Thirding, let's get our quiz on

Slap cock on test repeatedly.

>>23266837
It's all good. It looks like we have a new troll spamming the thread. I know you're not trying to be an asshole normally anyway. Startling number of posts needing minimizing, though. I would advise people to not respond to them, and to simply hide them and move on.

>>23266853
Because our teachers can break through it literaly without any effort?

>>23266793
make me think, perhaps we should check for magically hidden instruction? or is it too paranoiac? also, do you think establishing a telepatic link with liz to share answer could have been a good idea?

>>23266837
Glad to see you're back on the side of good, Snapple. Too bad there seems to be a deluge of trolls into the thread today.

>>23266869
>perhaps we should check for magically hidden instruction
Actually a good idea. Can never be too safe.

>also, do you think establishing a telepatic link with liz to share answer could have been a good idea?
Archmage. We'd just get caught.

No cheating, unless the paper is RIDICULOUSLY hard, then cheating is implied and encouraged.
>Naruto chunin exams

>>23266879
This thread is full of these

>>23266869
Never too much paranoia. Do it.

>>23266853
That's a stupid idea. The one who will be looking at our answers to grade them will be the Teacher, the Teacher is a fucking Archmage. He can break any illusions we make without any effort and we risk him disliking us trying to fuck with him.

>>23266869
Both of which are good ideas, but the second one would require a lot of prep work and the chance of getting caught is too high so I'd avoid it for now.

>>23266884
No, we haven't, we aren't planning on doing so, stop being dumb.

You decide to sit down and get to work on the test. You give it a once-over. It's just a multiple choice test on magical theory - nothing too intricate, and you can't really think of any questions to ask or things to do before the test.

You begin.

Roll Mind. I'll consider the first three linked 1d100's.

>>23266799
I imagine that if our sanctum doesn't get broken into and she doesn't get murdered, then one of two things will happen.

The constant draining of energy by not one but two incubi will mean she'll die peacefully in her sleep sometime in her mid to late thirties when her heart stops beating.
Or
Max will be a nice enough person to remove the overwhelming sexual desires and pay her up to be put in a nice nursing home where she'll live out the rest of her derpy little life in quiet contentment.

Satisfied?

Rolled 60

>>23266927
roll

Rolled 59

Time for tests.

Rolled 66

>>23266927
Christ almighty.

>>23266900
Do the teachers even care if you cheat?

They sure as fuck don't care about killing each other off, so why would they care about cheating as long as you pull effort into it?

Rolled 44, 66, 87 = 197

>>23266927
rolling

Well. That sucks.
>>23266940
>>23266941
>>23266942

Rolled 59

>>23266940
>>23266942
>>23266946
First three LINKED posts, heh! Thank the lord.

>>23266941
Thank you for not linking

>>23266931
No, because we still rob her of the best years of her life either way because she might have been part of some organization we don't like.

>>23266946
FFS

AAAARGH

...
>>23266947
>5 points from Lotus-dorf

>>23266946
Cha-ching.

Rolled 4

"You knew about the test a week in advance and still fucked up. God damnit Max." -Petrov.

>>23266941
thanks for not linking

>>23266966
>some organization that wants to murder us
fixed

>>23266941
This one isn't linked, so >>23266946
is the third one. Praise be.

>>23266947
They may or may not, it might depend on the teacher, and it's a risk that they may not like it.

>>23266966
You, stop white knighting, she was part of an organization that would have killed us on the spot if they knew what we were. We needed a power source for ourself and our Father, two brids, one stone.

>>23266927
>No +1 bonus for the fact that we spent all week studying for this test.

>>23266947
Oh, for fuck sake, do you people actually read, or just get a general idea of what's going on from responses? The teachers do care about you killing each other. They will gladly enact retribution if it's obvious that you murdered a classmate, they'll simply look over it as a mystery if you are really careful and quiet about it. This is not a free-for-all murderfest that we're participating in.

>>23266940
>>23266942
>>23266946
How the hell did >>23266956 get two of the same rolls as the first three rollers? These dice gods man.

>>23267000
We study to improve our mind score in the first place. The more we study, the closer we get to having extra rolls. We didn't know what the test was going to be about, anyway. If we had known exactly what the test was about, we might have been able to prepare specifically for it, but we were just studying in general for attribute progress. The bonus of studying is that we'll eventually not need to orchestrate things in our favor for more dice.

>>23266882
>Archmage. We'd just get caught.
probably yeah, but nobody said it was actually forbiden?

So out of curiosity, I decided to do the math to figure out how many regeneration upgrades it'd take to reduce a 4 month long recovery down to below 1 second. It actually only takes 24 upgrades, assuming each upgrade halves the recovery time. Still a lot, but much less than I expected. Definitely feasible as a long-term goal.

>>23267038
It's implied as a matter of this being an academic institution that blatant cheating is forbidden. They didn't make a rule about us shitting on Petrov's desk, so that means we can just do it without retribution, right? Use a little common sense.

>>23267038
You know, asking Petrov how they handle cheaters is actually a good idea. Information never hurts, especially if someone tries to frame us or something.

>>23267048
The first level requires four successes. The second requires eight. The 24th requires 96. It is absolutely not feasible.

>>23266946
I CAN STILL SEE YOU NIGGER FUCKER

WHY WOULD YOU DELETE IT?

>>23266946
You do pretty well on the written portion. You know most of the answers, and those that you don't know you manage to eliminate one or two answers before guessing. You hand in your written exam before a few of the others in the class too. Once they're all in, Petrov stands before the class again.

"There, that wasn't so bad, was it? We'll work on the practical section next. Please get into groups of three; you'll be given your assignment after that," he says with a smile on his face.

"Max," says Liz. "Please be in my group. In case there's an Enchantment segment."

"Sure thing," you say. You'll be pleased to have her helping with Conjuration anyway. You wonder whether this test could be important for Liz's invitation into the Society of the Archmagi.

"Who else should we invite into our group?" asks Liz.

Who do you pick?

>>23267048
>Definitely feasible as a long-term goal.
>requires several dozen successes

That's a funny definition of 'feasible' you've got there

>>23267077
He didn't, all his other posts vanished too. He clearly got banned, thankfully.

>>23267088
Pierre. I don't think he knows our ancestry yet and he seems fantastic at Sorcery.

>>23267048
The amount of successes required for a level of upgrade in one specific enchantment exponentiates at a rate of double the previous level, if I recall. Four times two is eight, time two is sixteen, times two is thirty-two, times tome is sixty-four, and...you get the idea. It would be literal thousands of sessions to get to that point.

>>23267088
Fish-girl!

>>23267098
I reported him. Trolling and spamming in threads is a rules violation, even if it's rarely enforced.

>>23267088
Either Lin or Sam.
>>23267103
Even I think this is bad.

>>23267123
It seems we have a mod of some sort monitoring this thread, if they acted that quickly.

Also I'm fine with either Lin or Sam in the group.

>>23267103
You know, it might not hurt to ask. He's good at Sorcery and it might give us an idea of how much he knows.

>>23267105
It doesn't double, it's your stat times the level you're attaining. So, the third tier requires triple the first level, and so on and so forth. This person has it right:
>>23267064

Rolled 4

an op who knows how to report stuff... unheard of!

Hmm is Lin good in sorcery? I think thats what we need to shore up right now. If not her then lets get Sam over here.

>>23267123
It was just one guy, then. Keep reporting them if they come back, they do more harm to /tg/ than any perceived slight by the name of this quest.

>>23267088
Lin, she's got a handle on sorcery.

>>23267128
>>23267137
If we have to do Lin or Sam, then not Lin. She hasn't been studying much this past week based on her sheet at the end of the last thread. Personally, I agree with Pierre, though. Sam has a focus in Conjuration, which Liz already has covered. We don't know what the project will be.

>>23267154
If he learned early proficiency in sorcery that fast he surely knows how to detect demons by now. Demon detection is probably the first or second thing new Dextras learn.

>>23267088
Not Lin, she's behind on her studies, we'll have her catch up later.

Sam might be good, though he'll also be covering Conjuration.

Sanjey would be nice, but he's a jerk, so he won't say yes.

I'm thinking Hera, she's likely to be really good at Alchemy, between the three of us we have pretty much everything covered.

>>23267159
Sam's conjuration, Lin's got the highest sorcery of our group of 3.

>>23267182
Liz seems to be more on the summoning side of conjuration while Sam is on the teleporty side.

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>>23267208
Lin's current sheet.

>>23267208
Could you post Lin's?

>>23267208
We need to get on her ass about studying, seriously.

>>23267064
From what I understood, successes carry over. So say you meditate 3 hours and get 3 successes when need 4, from what I read I thought you kept those successes for the next time you meditate for that purpose. Is this not the case?

In short, does it have to be consecutive? Can you meditate for 3 hours, get 3 successes, get up to eat, then meditate for another 3 hours? Or do you have to meditate 3 hours, get 3 successes, meditate 3 more hours with no break, get 1 more success?

Regardless, it's more feasible than the stupid heart thing.

>>23267184
Probably. We don't know for sure though.

>>23267088
lin, she is our friend.

Hmm, Lin is part of our circle, but she's kind of behind on the actual magic, and if we invite Sam we might be able to become better friends with him.

>>23267208
>>23267196
I've already voted, but yeah, Hera. Lin won't add anything right now.

Between the three of us we'll have 2 boxes of Conjuration with a Focus for Water Conj, 1 box or Sorc with a Fire Focus, 2 Boxes of Enchantment with a Focus, and as many boxes of Alchemy as Hera as. Very versatile, able to cover pretty much any base we need to.

>>23267232
in the case of continuous meditation, perhaps we could hack it with tantric meditation, feeding without breaking out of trance?

>>23267241
And she freakin lives with us.

>>23267269
This. Lin doesn't have anything to offer, Sam is focused in the same thing as Liz. We need a Sorcerer or an Alchemist.

>>23267265
on the other hand if we bail on her just for better result, she might get upset, no?

Just throwing this out there now since I don't remember anyone saying anything about it, but at some point we should self enchant with to make Max's mind harder to assault.

Doesn't have to be the very next thing, just eventually.

And if this assignment takes the hole week, we wont have time to help Lin study.

>>23267326
Not sure that anybody would want to try fuck with us with enchanting after the display we gave during the introduction. But it's worth an attempt.

>>23267103
Sorcery is the one that neither of us are very good at. This might be a better idea than it seems.

>>23267326
I agree. Something to inhibit hostile Conjuration too. First, though, I think we should work on a couple more physical upgrades. We already have 1/2 sleep, which is really nice, but we could use some more for both safety and productivity.

>>23267336
This assignment will only take the rest of class. Think of it as a laboratory component to the test after the written portion.

>>23267103
Yes. This. For shits and giggles. Awesome plot hook too.
Max - "Well, we should get to know our little friend here"

>>23267311
This might be needed to get Lin into the Society of Archmages, that's important. We can make it up to her later.

>>23267336
It's just part of the exam.

>>23267088
Lin, we need to work with her to see her strengths and weaknesses and see what she needs help with or should focus on, in character of course.

>>23267370
Then I change my vote to Pierre if it's only the rest of class. Should be funny.

>>23267348
It's not just students. There's things like Vampire Lords around here that attack mentally.

>>23267370
Then definitely Pierre or Hera.

>>23267155
Unless we... go meta magic, and self-enchant to power up our self enchanting!

>>23267390
No, not Lin. Look at her stats, there is not a single magic she does that either us or Liz are not better at, we need to diversify for this to be sure that we're prepared.

Hera, much easier to deal with than Pierre.

>>23267326
there actualy a lot of thing that could be a good idea to take at least a level or two in, outside of the classic speed, strength, hardbody.

thing such as focus, steadiness, balance, spatial sense, vision (every sense actually), memory, ...

>>23267419
We don't even know what Hera has, Lin is our friend and house mate, not using her as a partner could damage our friendship.

>>23267419
If we try to get Pierre, worst that can happen is he says no, and/or tips his hand he knows we're part demon.
Best case scenario, he helps us with Sorcery and we can grill him for info on the enemy.

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>>23267410
WELCOME TO THE SINGULARITY.

>>23267467
Hera joined the Alchemists, she likely has really good Alchemy.

We may upset Lin by not choosing her.

>>23267467
We know that Hera joined the Alchemists' Guild.

I'm going to go have a quick bite to eat. Try to come to a consensus. If you don't, I'll have you roll to pick.

>>23267498
Oh god no.

I say Pierre.

It's just for the rest of class, nothing bad is going to happen in front of Petrov.

>>23267477
If we go with Pierre, we aren't snubbing her, we're scouting out potential dangers.

>>23267498
Why can't you just eat before you start a thread, maybe pack a lunch ahead of time.
Why must you always do this.

>>23267536
FemCock finds your tears delicious.

>>23267536
fuck you that's why

>>23267498
I've already voted, but Hera.

>>23267536
That reminds me that I haven't eaten anything substantial all day. Not even hungry at all, disturbingly so.

Vyvanse is a hell of a drug.

>>23267408
hera then, we can't jeopardize lin ambition if pierre decide to fuck with us

>>23267517
>>23267524
Oh hey, that's such a great idea.
No
>>23267498
Voting Lin

>>23267498
Choose Lin
>>23267472
Yesssssssssss

>>23267594
Really? I didn't notice much change in appetite at all.
I think it's just you.

>>23267498
I'll change my vote of Sam to Hera. We have Hera and Pierre as the two obvious choices for getting to know someone new, and Hera is the safer choice, with the more valuable focus.

>>23267606
I mean liz, fuck

>>23267636
Nah, I used to borderline gorge at every single meal, and now I can barely stomach half a small bowl of Chinese food. It's been at least a month since I started, so any placebo appetite reduction would have worn off by now. Granted, given my weight and previous eating habits, it's panned out in my favor, kind of like being farsighted as a child, and having it degrade down to normal 20/20 later in age.

>>23267498
Voting Pierre. He's good at sorcery and having him in our trio will just be outright funny. It would be great to get to know his skills too.
Befriend him so we can DESTROY HIM

>>23267498
Fishgirl.

>>23267498
Hera, we get to know our fishy friend, and she will fill in a gap.

>>23267498
Hera.

>>23267088
>>23267498
Alright guys, let me do my theory breakdown!
Don't choose Lin, she could think you snubbed her for sleeping with your dad.
You do choose Pierre, he could snub you or sabotage you.
Dicklessman & Fishface while are your friends, maybe, how much do you think you can trust them? After not really getting to know what they can do well, I wouldn't risk it.
Biggest risk I'd take is asking British McSnublordpants. While he may be an asshole, getting to know what he brings to the table is good information, and who knows.. he might be into getting pegged from a dickgirl.

My vote goes for Lin.

>>23267669
Befriend so we can convert him.

Without mindrape.

>>23267718
It's going to take one hell of a lot of work and one particularly startling event for him to convert to our side. Granted, he would be very valuable based on his currently-shown prowess.

>>23267718
We won't convert him without high octane mindrape, he's absurdly zealous, and he's not useful as a snack/energy source so we may as well kill him at that point.

I say we take lin or the guy who is the other main, other than liz that is, archmage society candidate..

>>23267524
We can scout out dangers in other ways. I'm all forgetting to know Pierre, but this isn't the right time.

Lin is a friend and needs our and Liz's help.
I agree with >>23267477.
Choose Lin.

This will be funny when Pierre, Sam and Hera are already a group, and we get stuck with Stickupthebum Sanjay.

Choose Lin, to do otherwise would be a dick move and make her think we don't have her back.

>>23267712
on the other hand, lin seem quite down to earth, so even if she upset, she would at least let us a chance to explain. Hera seem friendly enough and compliment our skill well (probably).
it's our big objectif to help liz, so let's not take any risk, ok?

>>23267712

Agreement.
Choose Lin

We should consider moving dad away from WARD REDOING(or at least putting it on a back burner), and having him dream-tutor all of us. We NEED it.

Has it occurred to anyone that Hera is apparently good friends with Sam, since we always see the two together, and will want to be in a group with him.

>>23267718
if we converted him without mindrape, he would probably be put down by his little club.

so really, rape is the only humane solution.

Vote for Lin

we should have her back if we want her to help us. long-term goals.

>>23267770
>>23267767
>>23267712
I like Lin, but our biggest objective right now is for Liz to get into the Archmage society, that's the most important thing for us right now, we can make it up to Lin later, the selection is today.

I'd much rather have someone who fills in a gap for us than to make Lin feel better. Preferably Hera, Sanjey if she's not available, maybe Pierre but I don't like Pierre that much, he's an idiot.

>>23267741
>We won't convert him without high octane mindrape, he's absurdly zealous
The tallest towers are not the most difficult to topple.
He's so zealous he has a wrong idea of what Dextra does. Reality and a friendly push from our protagonist might make him loses his faith and illusions more easily than you think.


That being said, Lin is already our friend, so don't leave her alone in important times like that.

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>>23267842
>so really, rape is the only humane solution.

Rolled 79

Imma vote for Hera, it'd be a good chance to get to know her

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>>23267842
>Rape is the only humane option.

>>23267858
Remember that being able to work well together is essential to group work.

Sanjey, if he realises Liz is a rival for Archmage, might try and make her look bad if we work together, and Pierre, well, pierre's a dick.

I still vote for Lin, but if we're going for one of the others, then Hera.

Okay, everyone roll. It looks like it's between Pierre, Lin, and Hera, so go ahead. I'll pick the highest 1d100 roll linked to this post after an arbitrary length of time.

Rolled 81

>>23267910
Pierre

>>23267858
doesn't his order have a list of all the demon or half demon in school? if so, the discussion is moot anyway.

Rolled 46

>>23267910
Lin

Rolled 66

>>23267910
Pierre

>>23267878
Not brown enough.

I'm saving it in my BF Quest image folder anyway.

Rolled 98

>>23267910
Voing for Hera.

Rolled 71

>>23267910
Lin

Rolled 55

>>23267910
Pie-air.

Rolled 29

>>23267910
Lin

Rolled 62

>>23267910
Hera. Let's get some fishtits alchemist up in here.

Rolled 10

>>23267910
Hera

Rolled 36

>>23267910
Pierreeeeeee. for teh lulz!

Rolled 34

>>23267931
Well that's that, I wanted Lin, but I'll settle for Hera as long as we don't get fucking Pierre.

Rolled 42

>>23267931
... Well, I know what must be done.

>>23267910
Pierre

Rolled 7

Hera

>>23267858
>our biggest objective right now is for Liz to get into the Archmage society, that's the most important thing for us right now, we can make it up to Lin later, the selection is today.
I'm not convinced we should get Liz in that society. It might not the best way to achieve her goals.
But disregarding that, I highly doubt that the selection is done over that test, or only on this day. They've probably been observing us since we arrived, or maybe before that, and the surely won't factor the skills and talents of Pierre or Lin in their evaluation of hers.

Rolled 64

>>23267910
Pierre

Rolled 29

Lin

Rolled 36

>>23267931
Well, looks like we got a winner!
Lets see what Fishface can do!

Rolled 19

>>23267910
I vote Lin.

Rolled 49

>>23267910
I honestly reckon Pierre would be the best choice. Screw being careful all the time. We need to show people not to fuck with us. Be the TOP.

Rolled 15

>>23267910
Lin.

Rolled 53

>>23267910
Pierre 100 get

Rolled 65

>>23267910
Lin

Rolled 57

>>23267910
hera

Rolled 12

>>23267910
Pierre

Rolled 1

>>23267931
Agreed, Hera.

>>23267967
I am actually sure the Society had something to do with the Vampire Lord.. and we all remember how that went ~

Rolled 98

>>23267910
Seems like Lin has the majority, though.
I vote for her.

Rolled 8

>>23267910
Pierre

Rolled 7

>>23267931
Aww yes, hera is best

Rolled 63

>>23267931
>>23268016
Two ninty-eights, now what?

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Rolled 59

>>23268010

Rolled 99

>>23268010
>>23268016
Teehee

>>23267910
Pierre

>>23268023
Stop spamming Snapple

>>23268037
Most likely the first one will count..

>>23268044

Rolled 60

>>23268044
I actually kind of wish you would die in a horrible car accident, just so you know.

Rolled 41

>>23267910
Fishgirl!

>>23268044
godamn it

>>23268044
You know, I'm pretty sure he's stopped counting yours after the first one.

Rolled 81

>>23267931
>>23268016
seem like a draw

Rolled 90

multiple votes don't count snapple

Hera.

Rolled 55

>>23268044
God fucking damn it.

Snapple, you miserable fuck, rolling over and over to get your stupid ideas through. FemCock, can you ignore him after the 4th roll.

Rolling to counteract this and keep it at Hera.

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Rolled 19

>>23268044


>>23268056
>implying everyone else isn't spamming.

>>23268044
Veto this. Please. I hate this guy.

>>23268037
The 1 broke the tie. Lin currently holds the lead.

>>23268044
If you're going to samefag, dropping your trip and name would be advisable while you're doing it.

Rolled 54

>>23268044
I hope you're not going to count that, Femcock. Snapple is pretty much the only person voting for Pierre.

Rolled 25

>>23268075
I love you snapple. Never leave.

Rolled 50

>>23268044
you double nigger

>>23268091
I can't stop you from ignoring it, but I don't thin you should since it's obvious everyone else is samefagging too.

Rolled 76

>>23268091
Pierre

Rolled 28

>>23268092
Hey! I'm voting Pierre. SMD.
>>23267910
Pierre.

Rolled 77

Might as well put in a roll for Hera.

>>23268044
Anything but this.

I would prefer Hera, but I'll take Lin over Pierre.

Rolled 37

>>23268091
Rolling for sexy Heratimes.

I'm fine with Lin honestly. Just thought it'd be a good oppurtunity since we have no real connection with Hera and Sam beyond Class and a non-human heritage.

Rolled 45

Aiming for Hera

Rolled 25

>>23267910
Pierre

Rolled 75

>>23268091
Voting for Pierre

Rolled 24

>>23267910
Pierre please.

>>23268142
I figured once getting Liz into the SotA was out of the way, we could spend some more time with them next week.

As for Pierre, fuck that guy. One morning I say we get someone to snipe him while hes waiting outside of class

Rolled 6

>>23268147
Rolling Pierres

Rolled 4

>>23267910
More pierre

Rolled 94

Hera.

Hera

>>23268114
How is it obvious? Admittedly, there probably IS some going on, but most of that is probably inspired by YOUR wretched example.

Rolled 54

>>23267910
Can Pierre get a 100?

Rolled 61

>>23268142
Let's go to a karaoke after school to bond, the five of us.
Lin.

>>23268147
>>23268150
>>23268157
>>23268168
>>23268178
>>23268193

Something tells me Femcock is going to ignore this sudden mass spamming of Pierre votes.

Rolled 69

>>23267910
Pierre

Rolled 34

>>23267910
Lin

>>23268204

yup

Rolled 69

>>23267910
Fuck it last roll for Pierre.

Rolled 81

>>23267910
one for hera

Rolled 75

>>23268204
Considering how many of them are in in the same minute, it is more than one person and therefore you are just butthurt.

Also, Pierre

Rolled 51

>>23268192
u avin a giggle m8?

You guys are too cautious. The middle is the most dangerous place to be.
If we act like we're afraid, we're an easy target.

Rolled 44

>>23267910
sam sam sam

Obvious Snapple is Obvious

Rolled 88

>>23267910
Anyone but Pierre.

Rolled 96

>>23267910
whatshername fishgirl

Rolled 36

FemCOCK, next time perhaps only consider the first ten roll or something, that should keep the spam down

How much longer into tonight were you thinking this is gonna run for, Fem?

Rolled 88

Voting for autosage

>>23268307
Agreed, this method just eats up posts before autosage.

Rolled 82

>>23268307
Knowing that neck snapping git, he'd manage to get 9 of the first 10.

Also rolling for Hera.

Rolled 39

>>23268307
I agree. Also, Hera.

>>23268307
Or roll a Xd100 himself, with X being the number of choices.

GUYS. Stop hating on snapple. He's a neck-snapping genius.

Rolled 79

>>23267910
Hera

>>23268365
Anything to get rid of this insane spamfest. It's a waste of posts.

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Shouldn't you guys stop ?

Rolled 15

>>23267910
Lin

>>23268415
why?

Rolled 83

A random firstie

Rolled 97

>>23267910
fishgirl

We still never found a googirl in the special dorms.

I bet she would make some cool dryad fertilizer.

Rolled 34

>>23267910
one without dick

I hate all of you, and by all of you, I mean snapple and 1 or 2 others.

>>23268016
"You want in, Lin?" you ask. She shrugs and gets into a group with you. Liz frowns; Lin has been neglecting studying for the past few days to spend time with your father. Still, she might feel left out if you leave her out, and you don't know enough about the others to trust them to be able to contribute at all. Once everyone has their groups put together, Petrov stands before the class and puts on a shit-eating grin.

"Well then, let's begin," he says. "Your task is simple. You are to construct, summon, subvert, improve, or otherwise produce an automaton or familiar. The creature will then be put through a series of simple puzzles, obstacle course, and, finally, a battle royale. You will be graded on your creature's performance in each category. You will have two hours to complete your creature and may begin whenever you are done planning."

"What's the plan?" asks Lin, turning to both of you.

"I could summon something," suggests Liz. "Then Max can work on building and improving its mind while you use alchemy to plate it with armor. What do you think?"

What's your plan?

>>23268415
Oh god, I remember that.
BRB tentacle porn.

Rolled 45

>>23268433

Forgot to link >>23267910

>>23268415
I've no idea what's going on, but using that comic to dissuade an action kinda falls flat. That crazy bastard accomplishes his goal and then some. Good end.

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>>23268429
Because spamming is making this quest less enjoyable for the rest.

>>23268365
Or roll 1dX, with X being the number of choices.

There are 56 students so one duo.

>>23268469
Alright, I'm thinking a water elemental of some variety, which Lin improves by making poisonous or something. We focus on making it more intelligent and giving it the ability to attack things mentally.

>>23268469
that is a great plan! hopefully our Ring will help with the brain-mojo enough for our team to win the Gym Badge. I mean, get a good grade.

>>23268469
Ergh... Lin!? Fine...
What foci do we have at our disposal?

>>23268469
Summon something incorporeal, or with a fluid form. Improve its problem solving skills.

>>23268469
Liz's plan sounds good. Lin can just act as a support to get Max +1 then? I don't see any other use for her.

>>23268469
"Sounds like a good idea to me." then whisper, "We should also keep sabotage in mind, both for ourselves and others."

>>23268529
A focus for mental assaults, a focus for water-based conjuration, and a focus for fire-based sorcery. Aside from that, just stuff you guys have in your bags. Snacks, books, entertainment, that kind of thing.

Rolled 58

>>23268469
summon us up a scorpion thing. it's got claws, a lot of legs and a stinger for combat.

>>23268469
Give it some illusionary abilities, like multiple images or strait up invisibility, Then increase it's armor with a Lin+Max team up, and finally Lin give it some fireballs

>>23268521
watery elemental transmuted into a poison elemental? just crazy enough to work

Rolled 23

>>23267910

LIN

>>23268469
"That sounds like a good plan.

Summon something Water Based, it'll make many puzzles and obstacles a breeze, make sure it has enough amorphousness to avoid obstacles and get around things.

We're going to have to worry about them sabatoging it, Lin, keep your eye open for that while the summoning is happening. Before we perform magic make sure to get good Foci for your task."

They did not put any restrictions on tampering with the competition, when it comes to the battle we can mentally attack the enemy with no one, except perhaps Petrov, the wiser, and it can't be pinned on us.

Think of some good Foci to help with giving it a basic mind in our bag. Things that have to do with smartness, a paper full of notes, pencils/pens, that sort of thing.

Mind control capabilities on our creature. Let it subvert the minds of those who skimp on mental defense

>>23268521
Wait. not poison, fucking acid. good for organic lifeforms and constructs.

Rolled 79

>>23268158

We need to figure out what Liz is going to do if she doesn't get into the society. Maybe we can arrange for some after-class tutoring with Petrov - perhaps bribe him to get it started/as an excuse?
We COULD give him a dryad seed to get ahead over the other students.

>>23268521
>a focus for water-based conjuration, and a focus for fire-based sorcery
So, steam powered construct ?
We summon some kind of water creature, armor it with alchemy, and enhance his movements with steam power ?

>>23268552
Use paper and water as a foci to make a flexible yet solid water/paper mush monster. Maybe harden the paper into solid plates for armour.
Then make it smart.

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>>23268569
>>23268552
>>23268521
Alright, taking advantage of that fire focus, could we transmute that toxic water elemental into a poison cloud? That would ace the obstacle course, our enhancements would get it though the puzzles and for the battle royal we've got a fucking intelligent Cloudkill. What could go wrong?

>>23268607

Absolutely seconding the conjuration of an amorphous blob of potent acid. We win either way. Obstacles? Melt them. Enemies? Melt them too.

Rolled 54

>>23268529
this, we should start by counting our foci.

>>23268521
making it inteligent is important, but we probably don't have the level to make it a telepath.

perhaps an earth elemental? shouldn't be to hard to use some rock as focus. perhaps we could give it one of our guns?

>>23268629
Oh gods this.
Sentient cloud kill in a suit of armour. The armour is only there so it can manipulate its surroundings.

So it seems the consensus is a malevolent cloud of sentient steamy acid? Perhaps with armour? I like.

Much better than the exploding rat I almost suggested.

>>23268629
>>23268521
Poison will probably not do much against the other groups' constructs. Most won't be animals.

>>23268683
Acid then.

Rolled 46

>>23268683
let's it have a gun

>>23268675
Yeah, that sounds about right.

What if we took the condoms and made a balloon animal body for the sentient cloud?

>>23268683
Many poisons are corrosive, and many acids are poisonous.
Moreover, it will be immune to most conventional assaults, so we could just draw it out until they give up.

Use a bullet as a focus to increase its combat ability.

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>>23268552
A steam cloud using the paper from our bags as plate armour and hands. We can Alchemy the paper to be much harder whilst still being the same weight, allowing the steam creature to still move.
That way, the steam can get around any obstacle and still has hands.

>>23268695
Acid takes a loooong time to act. Minutes. On a moving target, it's a bad idea.

I think we should make it a steam-powered bruiser.
Alternatively, if we have a gun, we could use that.

>>23268715
The fuck?

>>23268738
Not if it's really fucking strong and in a form that can get inside you.

Saliva for acid focus.

>>23268723
That would work, we need to find something corrosive to use to make it acidic as hell, stomach acid would work, as would something like coke or orange juice. For the sentience we can use a page of notes we took, caffeine for alertness and paying attention maybe, school supplies.

>>23268730
If the paper is soft enough to move via steam, then it will be soft enough to damage/rip.

.making it smart is very important, mainly cunning is what we want. The ability to fight dirty and diahonourably for the grand melee

>>23268765
We harden the paper with alchemy. It will still move because MAGIC.

>>23268771
Then have Lin trap a small animal so we can take its brain and use that for a focus to make it smart.

>>23268738
A long time to fully dissolve something, sure, but it doesn't take long at all for anything living to succumb to chemical burns in the lungs and anything metallic to begin to seize up from corrosion.

>>23268716
>Many poisons are corrosive, and many acids are poisonous.
No, this isn't One Piece.
We need to destroy the other constructs before the end of the day. Poison gasses won't do it.

>>23268738
Add something to that construct so that it can blow out hot air and disperse gaseous constructs, by the way.

Rather than armour, why not manipulators suspended in the cloud? It doesn't need the armour for defense, it just needs to be able to interact.

Rolled 13

>>23268771
don't forget it will also have puzle to resolve, so let's use our book as focci for smart. once it had a spirit, we can directly modify the brain as our dad showed us (perhaps even use the ring).

>>23268798
>>23268738
Wait a minute. What if we use a flamable acid, such as hydrosulfuric acid? It is, according to wikipedia, "heavier than air, very poisonous, corrosive, flammable and explosive."

This sounds like a winning combination.

>>23268786
A minority of the constructs will have lungs. As for metaal stuff, it depends on the acid and the concentration. With no sample, it will be hard to produce such an acid, and to control it.

>>23268864
If we're up against a fire elemental won't it just explode our guy?