"Father, I write you on this, my first day at Hogwarts. The robe you gave me has been a blessing and we are already excelling in studies with Fur Elise. Alas, a disaster has struck for the sorting hat has placed us in Ravenclaw. I await your reply and advice. Until such time, I shall dedicate myself to excelling in all of my classes."

Your daughter, Millicent Fauxly
-
You address it to both your mother and father. You double checked your grammar and spelling just to make sure it's up to scratch. Giving the sealed envelope over to the owl you leave the owelery.

"You again" says an icy voice from behind you. It's the ghost from before.

>"What do you want?"
>"Yes, I"
>"Go away"
>other

Hey op its dumblewaiters ill be on my computer in a sec

>>23232091
Yes, it's I. What do you want?

Just because he's dead doesn't mean we don't hate him. Probably hate him even more because we can't hurt him.

I know I just made the thread but a little family crisis is getting in the way. Bare with me folks I'll be up and posting within a half hour.

>>23232248
First, just wanting to say I've read the prior threads and psyched I can join.
Second: "Yes, it is I." And walk away, maybe through him.

>>23232434
i like this, lets do this

>>23232434
this is good. We don't have time to deal with him since we have a potion class waiting for us

>>23232091
"I should say the same. What do you want? Make it quick, i'm going to be late for Potions"

>>23232552
we might have time to go the quidditch pitch aswell

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Every time someone talks to Millie I picture her as Tomoko.

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>>23232630

>>23232655
>>23232630
That looks fairly similar actually

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>>23232655
>her thoughts

What do you want?
As snidely as possible.

>>23232052
>Millicent "Millie" Fauxly
Don't. Call. Me. Millie.

>>23232767
>>23232719
>"If shortening my lifespan by a year would make them never call me Millie again, I'd do it..."

>>23232734
As Snapely as possible

"Yes, it is I." you say, not in the mood for more of this ghosts pestering. You walk through him, it's like ice water all over you for a moment before you reach the other side.

"Would you please hold on a second, Millicent" says the Ghost, soaring over the small bridge which connects the owlery to the rest of the school, coming round to float in front of you again.

"I have a proporsition"

>"Go on..."
>"I don't consort with ghosts"
>Other

Hoping everything is ok with OP

>>23232824
cheers

>>23232820
>"Go on..."
And be quick about it. I don't have time to waste on the dead.

>>23232820
I see nothing wrong with Millicent consorting with the undead.
"Go on..."

>>23232820
"Continue." Walk slower, but don't stop.

>>23232820
"Make it fast i have classes to get to."

>>23232858
I like this, make the ghost follow us if he wants our aid.

"Make it fast I have classes to get to" you say, shaking off the cold, hoping it didn't damage Elise in some way.


"You are a smart girl, Millicent" says the ghost "I have watched you in your classes today and can see you are a cut above the rest" he lets his words sink in a little "that is why I am letting you take part in a little contest I have planned"

There is no lie in his transparent feautures as he "sits" on the bridge wall.

"I have been a ghost for a long time, I would very much like a body of my own to inhabit for a while"

You start to think he means you.

"No, no" he says "I need a specially made mannequin with the correct enchantment for this to work. It will take a long time to gather the essential materials but I will make it worth your while"

>"A contest? There are other students taking part?"
>"Worth my while?"
>Other

>>23232951
>>"A contest? There are other students taking part?"
>>"Worth my while?"
Do these two, and also:

"Why has no other ghost done this?"

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>>23232951
What kind of contest?

captcha; Consid Letteresf
Consider joining the contest, maybe?

>>23232951
Why the hell would I want to help you? If I were to help you, there would be no end to other ghosts pestering me relentlessly to do the same for them.

>>23232984
Lets go with this.

>>23232984
this

also i was worried that we had a pedo ghost on our hands for a moment there.

>>23232984
Voting for this and I would make a mental note on finding out who this ghost was in his mortal life. He's probably playing us as a sucker.

>>23233032
we actually still might.

>>23232999
Going with this. Triples confirm it

"Why has no other ghost done this?" you say, playing with Elise's hair idly.

"I don't know, no other ghost has cared to before" says the ghost "what's more, I'm not sure it hasn't, it's not like I can read a book now is it?"

The contest.

"You said this was a contest?" you say.

The ghost grins.

"Yes, I have already asked one student from each house to take part, you are the first and only Ravenclaw I have approached"

And finally.

"You said it would be worth my while?"

The ghost nods and "stands"

"I am aware of the location of a magical artifact which once belonged to Rowena Ravenclaw. It is said to increase one's intelligence to it's full potential, it is known as...the Trident of Rowena Ravenclaw"

>"Tell me more about this Trident"
>"What other students did you approach?"
>"How long do I have to do this?"
>other

>>23233151
eye him suspiciously
"tell me more about this trident"

>>23233151
Look at him with a inquiring gaze, perhaps with one eyebrow raised.
>"Tell me more about this Trident"
also,
>"Will those taking part in this competition know who else is involved?"
Don't ask to know who's involved if you don't want to be known.

>>23233151
> Other

What if I decline your proposition?

>>23233151
Eyebrow -arch- and just keep walking. We'll do some independent research on this stiff before we agree to anything.

>>23233151
Could i choose the mannequin?
Fur Elise WILL BE ALIVE!

>>23233402
But she won't be oour Elise

>>23233151
"So, why are you not asking for any teacher to help you? Why come to first year students?"

"Tell me more about this trident" you say, raising an enquisitive eyebrow.

"I was buried with it" says the ghost as if talking about the weather "though why I have no idea, I can't seem to remember a thing about my old mortal life"

It bothers you that this Hufflepuff ghost is so cheery about death. You're running out of time, lesson will be starting soon.

"Will those taking part in the competition know who else is?" you say.

"No, complete secret, that's what makes it fun" he says "imagine being the first year to find a powerful magical artifact like the trident, you would be praised beyond belief" he says.

Something else occurs to you.

"What if I decline your proposition?"

The ghost shrugs.

"I'll just have to hope you don't spoil the contest for the others. There's nothing I can do"

>"I'll do it"
>"I'm not interested"
>other

>>23233453
"I'll... think about it"

>>23233442
Repeating this.

And I'd prefer to verify his information then outright refuse, but I'm more leaning 'Not interested' then 'interested'

>>23233453
>>23233484
I'll think about it. then hurry off to class. we need to be punctual.

this is some heavy shit an 11 year old digging up bodies.

>>23233453
>>"I'll do it"

>>23233453
Make him believe the thought of glory and power is really the reason we say yes.
Proceed to learn all we can about him, the trident, and why he is so keen to have a first year do it. When we have complied the information, get the trident, then turn the ghost in for brownie points.

>>23233513
No worse than what Harry did.

I dunno about the rest of you, but I'm not interested in finding cursed trinkets to increase our power. However, if shit hits the fan with our father-dearest, we may have to do this to save face with him.

I'm with the, "I'll think about it," camp.

>>23233559
I mean ha, saw yes, then proceed with the plan.

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>>23233566
But ADVENTURE

(this story is 100% railroad free, so if you choose to decline OP won't mind)

"I'll think about it" You say, dubious of the ghost's intentions.

"Okay, see you if you change your mind, Millicent" he says with a friendly smile as he phases into the bridge below.

Time to get to class. You arrive in the Dungeons with a minute to spare. You can see the Gryiffindor house lined up with the Ravenclaws, what's more, you can hear the shrill giggle that you have associated with the cheerleading captain Harriet.

Thankfully you notice Joel and the others waiting outside also, they're having an in depth discussion about the merits of transfiguration over potion making.

"Which do you think is better?" asks Nigel, looking a little sleepy after two lessons and a break.

>Potions
>Transfiguration

>>23233671
Potions

>>23233671
"I'll tell you after Potions class."

>>23233671
"Transfiguration seems cleaner, but we will see after class."

>>23233671
I don't disapprove, but I find it amusing how you say "100% railroad free" but always provide the choices at the bottom.
Also, Potions.

>>23233671
>"Which do you think is better?" asks Nigel,
until we've have a potions class I can not say

>>23233671
"Transfiguration seems quicker and cleaner, but one cannot underestimate the subtle science and exact art that is potion making."

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>>23233590
But our father might kill us after hearing word that we're in Ravenclaw--that's an adventure in itself if he decides to hire magician hitmen. :D

>>23233671
"Are you both going to ask me asinine questions whenever I see you two because you're arguing over some asinine problem?" Frustrated because, seriously, quidditch postions and now this?

"Anyway, Transfiguration."

>>23233728
Are you implying that our dad is in with the Wizard Mob? And if he is, Mafia or Camorra?

>>23233453
I'd suggest doing some research on the trident before making a decision.

>>23233742
I think he's more like a pureblood wizard nazi

>>23233717
think of them as "suggestions" - the alternative would be you guys wondering what to say next. It becomes aimless really quickly and promotes troll comments. Often people choose the "other" option with a mix of what I suggest.

>>23233770
you are doing a good job. This is the smoothest quest i've done.

>>23233770
You're doing a pretty good job man. Things have run really well. I'm slightly confused by the rolling mechanic though. It's 1d100, roll under target number, and first roll only?

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>>23233742
Beats me. I'm just assuming things the worst of things to come. If the outcome isn't so bad, let's go forward to the adventure. We can't have too much on our plate already. We've only been in school for a day and a half now, and we've already pissed off our older sister and her much, taller boyfriend. As for our so called friends, well, when are they really our friends? Can we trust them right now that they'll have our backs after our initial and somewhat cold impressions?

>>23233759
>implying neo-nazis can't be in with the mob

>>23233817
who said anything about neo-nazis.
Our father is a Pureblood wizard nazi who lives out side of time.

>>23233810
Never trust anyone. Look to the books.

>>23233832
See, this is the type of bullshit I'm worried about here.

>>23233832
The Fauxly family was know as the Merkwürdigliebes until the mid-forties.

>>23233741
"Transfiguration seems cleaner" you say "but are you guys just going to keep asking asinine questions whenever I see you?"

There is a moment of silence as they look at one another.

"Probably" they say.

The door to the classroom opens. The two houses shuffle inside. You sit at the back with Olivia, unpacking your cauldron admist all the other bits and bobs you'll need.

The classroom door inches open as a little old woman in a black robe enters. She looks like one of those witches one would see on one of those deplorable muggle cartoons. Her hair scraggily, her nose hooked, face wrinkley. Back hunched she skulks to the front of the class.

"Settle down" she says in a crack voice "I am professor Trib" she waves her wand, a green vile of liquid appears before each student.

"Please drink" she says.

>Drink
>Don't Drink
>Other

>>23233770
I realize that, and I like it. I just found the semi-perceived hypocrisy a bit amusing.

>>23233832
Well see, if Grindelwald was Wizard Hitler, then that means either dad was in with Grindelwald and his boys, or he's not a Wizard Nazi OG.

Oh another fapfuel quest

>>23233865
Wait for other people to drink first, then if nothing bad happens drink.

>>23233807
I have a character sheet which I use to keep track of stats. Whenever you succeed at a roll I make a note of it and make sure to "boost it" a little by the end of each day or session. The closer to a crit 1 the better. The first "response" to a roll is what I take into account"

>>23233865
Smell, taste but don't drink.

>>23233865
Drink.

>>23233881
They're Eleven.

>>23233865
Pick up the vial and waft the fumes towards our nose. If our immediate reaction is not one of revulsion, then drink. The nose is one of the most powerful danger senses in the human body.
>>23233881
Oh another faggot who has to come into threads he doesn't like and bitch while projecting. If an 11-year-old is fapfuel to you, that's YOUR problem, ya dirty pedo.

>>23233865
fuck that shit shes gonna poison us and have us make the cure.

DONT DRINK

>>23233865
>Only if you drink first Madame
With a big sweet smile

>>23233881
Wow, you are really nasty thinking fapfuel with eleven year old girl. Get back to /b/.

>>23233865
Well, if she insists. Cheers!

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>>23233881
why you gotta do that?

I feel like this is a test, and that we're failing.

>>23233894
This, so many times this.

>>23233919
Kind of funny that I'm the fucker that said "maybe" to the ghost, and a few moments later I'm all in at drinking mystery potion-X. Some conservative I turn out to be.

>>23233948
It's because you have faith in the system. The teacher is in a position of authority, they wouldn't be a teacher if they weren't trustworthy, right?
>lol anon, you're a tool. It's ok man.

>>23233865
"Miss, is this a slow acting or a fast acting poison?"

>>23233865
We do what the teacher says.

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>>23233977
I am so a tool. And I just realized it.

(don't respond to fapquest trolls, that's what they want)

Many students gulp down the vial without a seconds thought in hopes of winning her praise. Nigel and Joel down it immediately but you and Olivia smell it first. It smells like cherry blossom.

"Not bad" says Nigel, coughing as Joel pats him on the back. He puts his hand up in an "a-ok" sign. "Not bad at all"

Looking around the classroom the other students cough a little before regaining their composure.

"Oh My God!" says Harriet, pulling a mirror from her robes, cherry sized pimpils sprout all over her face.

Then on Nigel's face. And everyother student who drank bar you and Olivia.

"Drink up girls or I'll have to fail you" says Professor Trib.

"This is a cure boils and other ailemnts potion, something you'll be needing during your stay at this school I assure you"

There's nothing for it as you take a sip, start coughing, then watch as pimpils grow all over your face.

"Great"

Time to make that cure. Roll 1d100. 65 or less for cure.

Rolled 46

>>23234024
Cheers!

>>23234024
I hope we at least won point for not drinking it immediately.

Rolled 29

>>23234034
Well done, anon.
Rolling just to test my luck

>>23234034
Aw yeah, we're great at everything we do. Except teaching. And teaching is what those who can't do. . . do.

>>23234050
OOOOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII! LUCKEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY~!

>>23234024
called that shit

>>23234068
/tg/ is so meta I can't pull any tricks on you :L

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>>23234085
Sure you can. You just have to learn to play xanatos speed chess. Could have made it nothing but scented water. Then we come off looking like a paranoid moron.

>>23234085
You just have to be meta-meta.
Shoulda made the potion something actually good to drink, woulda surprised them even if they had ultimately chosen to drink it anyway.

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>>23234085
Pffft... You can do it, man. If Deculture could it to us with that revelation he made last Friday, you could do it too. No body saw it coming and it was awesome.

The pimples wobble as you set to work mixing the right ingrediants. It takes a while but you manage to make enough for two anti-boil removers.

You gulp it down and your pimples recede until your face is returned to normal.

Olivia has been having some trouble, her face still red but just about pimple free.

Nigel is the worst, completely messing up his potion, a tomato sized lump sticking out the back of his neck. Joel, as cool as a cumber, has four perfectly made vials set before him. He hands one to Nigel to help him out.

Harriet's potion turned out fine too, although she seems determined to check that every last pimple was eradicated from her body before leaving the lesson.

You can add one anti-pimple potion to your inventory and your "now how" list.

"Well done to Harriet, Millicent and Olivia for not drinking when told" says Professor Trib "for you never know what may be lurking in the depths of a vial - five points each"

>Thanks miss!
>High five Olivia
>other

>>23234085
you've surprised me before in this quest. Which is why calling that felt good.

>>23234139
Oh yeah, which surprise?

>>23234130
>Give a slight nod in Olivia's direction.

>>23234143
the Splagot

>>23234130
Hey! Harriet drank with the rest of the class!

>>23234198
no she didn't Op said she didn't so she didn't

>>23234198
>>23234213
fuck sake. SHE DIDN'T RETCON. NO POINTS FOR HER. op don fucked up.

>>23234130
>Thanks miss!
and then this >>23234169

>>23234130
Give a small smile to Olivia

>>23234184
I forgot about that. Surprised me too.

> No high fives or hugs.

A nod will do unless someone else has a better idea of congratulations.

"Thanks miss" you say, giving a slight not to Olivia. Potions takes up two lessons, both pratical and theoretical.

After jotting down notes over how to be store gribble dunks it's time for lunch. The last lesson of the is Flying Lessons.

"Where do you want to go?" asks Olivia as you pack away your things.

"We checked out the Quidditch pitch and watched some of the fifth years practicing on their brooms, it was pretty sweet, maybe we could get a few pointers for next lesson"

>Great Hall
>Quidditch Pitch
>Outer Grounds
>Lake (as if)
>other

>>23234349
>Quidditch Pitch

>>23234323
I think we need to start softening up to at least one other person, at this rate we will be alienated from everyone short of saving someones life and Olivia might not be a bad person to soften up to. She is talkative and excited and bubbly which means that we can let her do all of the talking to cover our silence and then chime in on something important.

>>23234349
we had a big breakfast so we can just stop in the great hall to get some toast or something and head to the quidditch pitch to get some help for our next class. As much as i want to >outer grounds. it will have to wait

>>23234404
This sounds reasonable. Supported.

>>23234349
>Quidditch Pitch
Soon, my pretties. Soon we will get to tell people about how they are all upside down.

>>23234385
its going to take a while to warm up to people mang. we are smiling and winking and shit so obviously we are already doing it. But its still the first day we dont even really know these kids. just be patient we have 8 more years of this shit.

>>23234349
Pitch.
>>23234450
I agree. There is no hurry.

>>23234385
I do agree with this anon. Olivia is becoming somewhat of a rival to us. I prefer it if it was of the friendly variety or perhaps BFF.

"I think I'll catch a bite to each in the Great Hall then we'll check out the Quidditch Pitch, okay?" you say as you leave.

"Sound great" says Olivia, walking out the classroom with you.

You grab a slice of toast from the great hall and then make your way down to the Quidditch Pitch, it's spitting rain again but luckily it's nothing serious.

You and the others watch as the Hufflepuff fifth years dart like antflies, throwing the Quaffle to one another at an unbelievable speed. You notice the Team Seeker practicing on his own, trailing behind a small golden orb.

"Are you okay, Millicent?" asks Olivia quietly, out of ear shot of Joel and Nigel.

>Tell her how you feel
>Give a throwaway answer
>other

>>23234566
Our Family. We are afraid we might have ashamed them, Elise and I for not getting into Slytherin. That was why our sister confronted us at the hallway.

>>23234566
"I'm a bit... overwhelmed by everything."

>>23234590
>>23234566
coming clean right now seems fitting. I vote we tell olivia whats up.

>>23234566
"I do not know."

>>23234607
>>23234590
>>23234599
after the proper moment of silence of course

>>23234621
Of course.

>>23234590
I support this but thats awful sentence structure.

>>23234641
Sorry about that, just woke up and I do not speak english as my native language.

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There is a moment of silence as you watch Hufflepuff's practice, working as a team, knowing what each player needs to do to work as part of a stronger, more unified whole.

"I'm just a little overwhelmed with everything" you say.

Your words hang in the air for a moment. You think Olivia might not reply when you feel a cold hand take yours.

"It's okay" she says "I'm here to talk to if you need someone"

>Tell her about being put in the wrong house
>Tell her about the ghost proposition
>Tell her about your sister's fling with a Hufflepuff
>Tell her that you're not used to having friends
>other

>>23234678
>Tell her that you're not used to having friends
then
>Tell her about having shamed your family.

>>23234678
>Tell her that you're not used to having friends
>Tell her about having shamed your family.

>>23234678
>Tell her that you're not used to having friends.

>>23234731
seconded

>>23234755
>>23234751
>>23234749
>>23234731
>Tell her that you're not used to having friends
>Tell her about having shamed your family.

this

>>23234678
Wrong house seems like the most apropriate topic.

On a side note: does Millicent even know what a mudblood is, or is it just a word for bad people in her mind?
Does she think she is a mudblood now?

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>>23234770
>Does she think she is a mudblood now?
Oh god. That's awful, and wonderful at the same time.
LET THE SELF-LOATHING BEGIN!

>>23234678
"We are... unused of social interaction."
then a moment of silence again.
"I... am worried. That father will be angry at us. For not being in Slythering..."
A second or two of silence
"Am I a mudblood now?"

(I expect full Drawfag art of this moment)

"I'm just not used to having friends" you say, tightening your grip around Elise's waist.

"I don't know what's wrong with me but I've always had trouble connecting with people, like they speak another language to me, take life at a different speed or something" you say "at home all I needed was Elise and my parents, it was a little world that didn't need interrupting, but coming here has changed that. The world is bigger than I ever thought it could be..."

Roll 1d100 for composure. 60 or less wins.

>>23234797
This. THIS!

Rolled 32

>>23234801
rollin

Rolled 78

>>23234801

Rolled 39

>>23234801


>>23234770
>>23234792
>>23234797

>>23234815
Since we succeeded in composure. Can we go with this >>23234797?

>>23234801
I assume you mean Olivia's wrist, yes?

>>23234815
You manage to keep it together, holding back tears. It feels strange being so honest with another person.

"I'm really scared that my parents are going to disown me for not being in Slytherin. I don't know what to do, what if I lose my family?" you ask

Olivia smiles, steps a little closer and with a warm grin whispers.

"Don't you remember what we told when we first arrived in Hogwarts?"

>What were we told?

>>23234854
no we carry around a doll named fur elise

>>23234808
Damn. I wanted us to fail that roll

>>23234859
"B-bitches a-a-ain't shit but h-hos and tricks?"

>>23234859
You only YOLO once?

>>23234859
While you arer here your house will be like your family

>>23234859
"That the House will be our family?"

>>23234859
I though we should roll again since this is still hard for Millie. Make us roll next
>What were we told?
"I-I don't remember"

>>23234928
>>23234930
"Our house will be our family?" you say

"Exactly" says Olivia "and while I can't speak for the whole house" she she gesturs with her other hand to Joel and Nigel watching the Quidditch players in awe "you can count on us"

>"I will"
>"Thank you"
>"Does this mean I'm a mudblood now?"
>other

>>23234977
>"Does this mean I'm a mudblood now?"
We are so fucked up.

>>23234977
>"Does this mean I'm a mudblood now?"

>>23234977
Nod just a little and whisper "Thank you."

>>23234977
>>"Does this mean I'm a mudblood now?"
This, with tears in our eyes.

>>23234977
>"Does this mean I'm a mudblood now?"
because we have to

>>23234977
Suddenly realize that everyone else was standing there, flip out.

Rolled 87

>>23234977
>"Does this mean I'm a mudblood now?"
"Does that mean papa does hate us?"
Rolling for holding tears

>>23234859
btw what we were actually told was "Why your hear your house will be like your family," i lold when i looked.

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>>23235009
Glorious failure.

>>23235030
When I spell it's I get the context of the word wrong a lot.

>>23235048
i fully understand man. Everything comes across as readable so its not an issue. just thought it was funny i didnt notice it the first time.

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>>23235042
IM A MUDBLOOD WAAAAAAAA

Tears run down your cheeks as you turn to her and ask "Does this mean I'm a mudblood now?"

Olivia smiles "I have no idea what that is, doesn't sound very nice though" she lets go of your hand and puts an arm round you.

"Lets ask those Hufflepuff's for some pointers" she says.

The Quidditch practice comes to an end as heavy rain starts to fall. Their captain wanders over.

"Shouldn't you be getting inside? Terribly cold out here" he says

>Ask a Question

>Being a Ravenclaw chick
Lame. Lame lame. I either want to be a mean-spirited, wild Slytherine or a dingus Hufflepuffle who is too helpful for their own good.

Fuck your pompous Ravenclaw shit.

>>23234977
"Does this mean I'm a Mudblood now? Papa will surely hate me."
Then break down in uncharacteristic bitch tears to throw her off guard.

>>23235094
Blame the dice.

>>23235094
A little late to be bitching about that.

>>23235113
I JUST GOT HERE AND MY OPINION MUST BE HEARD, DAMN IT.

I JUST WANT TO POST TO POST. IT'S LATE AND I'M BORED, AND THERE'S NOTHING ELSE TO DO. FUCK.

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>>23235090
Hug Elise tighter.
"But it is... warm."

>Get disowned by father
>Seek support from big sister
"Hey what're you klinging on me for you little cretin? Wait why are you crying?"

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>>23235094
Get the fuck out.

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>>23235138

>>23235195
Said the tripfag...

>>23235090
Just go back inside to prep for flying lessons.

>>23235148
This is good, assuming we just stand there hugging her until the practice was over

>>23235148
> Here's my vote.

>>23235090
"we were hoping to get some pointers before our flying class." her voice trails off as she says this, realizing that it is raining much to hard for the 5th years let alone us.

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>>23235206

>>23235090
Ask for pointers, worry about weather

>>23235090
"We were hoping for some pointers, we'll have our first flying class today."

>Hah, foolish Hurfdurfs, they will rue this day when we win the broomball championship.

>>23235232
Changing my vote to this
was >>23235216

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>asking pointers
>talking to someone else
>after actually talking with someone more than few lines before that
>mfw

>>23235148
THIS

>>23235090
After that dramatic ordeal, I think we're a little drained. Let Olivia take the lead.

>>23235249
6/10 i audibly laughed

Shit missed the last few threads.

What have I missed and what are we doing?

"Do you have any pointers?" you ask the captain.

He grins "Yeah, watch your face when you say 'up' "

The rain starts to fall far heavier than before. The bell rings throughout the grounds for next lesson.

(take a short break, back in twenty)
Roll 1d100 for Luck.

>>23235298
at the beginning of the thread there is a link to previous threads.

Rolled 76

>>23235300
Luck!

Rolled 47

>>23235300

>>23235298
there is a link at the top of the page just read OPs posts in all of them should only take a 4 or 5 minutes.

Rolled 59

>>23235300

Rolled 92

>>23235300
LUCK!

Rolled 70

>>23235300
Rawlins,

Rolled 42

>>23235311
>>23235312
>>23235316
>>23235321
>>23235342
Guys, if you just had waited for me to roll...

>76
>47
>59
not sure if medicore or failure

Also, I think we're just a tad too talky, like >>23235276 so kindly pointed out.

Where did our family live? I was thinking somewhere where it's cold all year long, with with winters just being extra cold because "Bitch this isn't even summer" during a blizzard would be cool I guess.

>>23235376
the fauxlys are english if im not mistaken.

>>23235276
whats the problem?

>>23235376
You don't know cold. Neither of you do. The horses died first. Didn't have enough to feed them, to keep them warm. Eating the horses was easy... but later, when we started to fall... that wasn't easy. We should've had a couple of boys like you along, shouldn't we? Soft, fat boys like you. We'd have lasted a fortnight on you, and still have bones left over for soup. Soon we'll have new recruits, and you lot will be passed along to the Lord Commander for assignment. And they will call you "men of the Night's Watch," but you'd be fools to believe it. You're boys, still. And come the winter, you will die... like flies.

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while we wait for op

pic related

>>23235499

The last one doesn't seem to be quite as ecstatic as it should be.

>>23235525
That. That is pain.

>>23235376
>>23235276
What is the issue? I'll work on it in future.

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>>23235525
>>23235525
fixed for you

Rolled 93

>>23235525
Most women aren't ecstatic when you're punching their cervix

>>23235525
Pretty sure most women would be INJURED by a nine inch cock. Seriously, that's John C. "Johnny Wadd" Holmes length right there.

>>23235528
The look gives a scared, desperate plea for you to stop. That it hurts and she doesn't want to do this. You don't care

>>23235564
>>23235543
>>23235542
>>23235541
While you're right that forcing 9+ inches can injure a woman, how is this relevant to the aloof misanthrope trying to learn to pretend she gives a shit about people we have instructed to learn to fly?

Cause we have word of god that this isn't turning into fetish quest

>>23235589
This has nothing to do with the quest, this just has to do with how much dick Emma Watson likes in her asshole.

>>23235589
And?

>>23235589
We're shooting the shit.

>>23235601
The answer More than you can provide

>>23235601
>how much dick Emma Watson likes in her asshole.
Six and a quarter inches. No, I'm not telling you how I know. She likes when you chew on her earlobe.

>>23235589
We outnumber you.

Accept it. It hurts less than fighting it.

>>23235620
pls god I feel bad enough about my 5 inch dick

>>23235631
Congrats you're average.

>>23235631
Why are you ashamed?

No one's ever gonna see it.

>>23235650
hahahah

>>23235631
>5 inch
flaccid or erect?

>>23235646
>tfw you will never drive a woman into orgasmic convulsions with your 10 inch cock

>>23235659
Erect.
1.5 inches flaccid.

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Fine, I'll let you shoot the shit

>>23235665
5 inches isn't too small Anon! You're only slightly under average, and can totally make up for it with girth.
But if you have a spaghetti dick you're fucked.

>>23235665
are you measuring from the center of the asshole? that is what everyone else does.

>>23235665
Bro I now that feeling. Shit's wild. It's like "Damn bro why you so fuckign small?" and then it gets hard and its' all like "i'm not, lol" Like what the fuck, yo.

>>23235688
what is spaghetti dick

>>23235700
Really thin.

>>23235712
how thin

>>23235718
I'm not a fucking expert here, bro.

>>23235700
If you can only barely fit two fingers together, against the top of your shaft, you're under average. If you can easily fit two fingers against the top of your shaft, average. Anything under is spaghetti, and over is girthy.

>>23235729
...Fuck.

Well, now I know I don't have to bother working out.

Just bang a really short asian girl, they won't notice.

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>thankgofitisnt

>>23235729
Wait... I'm having trouble understanding this.

>>23235729
My dick is ultra fat I've got girly fingers

OP should post soon, this is quickly turning into dick discussion.

>>23235760
turning into?

Alright EVERYONE whip out your dicks, and SOMEBODY get a tape measure! We're figuring this out!

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>>23235760
It already has.

Time for Flying Lessons.

You have to run for shelter near the flying grounds which reside just on by the edge of the castle.

You can see Professor Bergle, a man in his late sixties dressed in raggy robes and a five a clock shadow, has already lined up the brooms to use.

When the whole class have arrived, both you and Gryiffindor again (you notice Harriet in the crowd), Mr Bergle produces a stocky wand and aims toward the sky. Immediately the clouds clear.

"Strictly speaking we're not s'posed to do that" he says in a gruff british accent "but we can't be risking ya 'elf"

He instructs you to stand by your brooms.

Roll 1d100. 50 or less wins. Commanding the Broom with "up!".

>>23235768
reminds me of my first day of work at bennigans

Rolled 88

>>23235774
oh thank god

Rolled 85

>>23235774

>>23235774
Sorry this thread is now dick general pls move your quest elsewhere

>>23235760
>turning into

Well. I've learned from this quest I'll never satisfy a woman with my penis.

>>23235784
>>23235787
So. Our nemesis is sports. Fitting, for a Ravenclaw.

>>23235774

dice+1d00

Dice for the dice god!

Rolled 22

>>23235784
>>23235787
we are really bad at flying.

Rolled 13

>>23235774
Wait, isn't this set in Britain?
Wouldn't he not have an accent?

>>23235784
>>23235787

Oh shit the broom is breaking or nose or something equally as bad.

>>23235805
Dice go in the email field, anon.

>>23235799
>4chan-A Magical Place!

Rolled 36

>>23235774
>>23235784
Should we use one of those points and reroll so we can have succeeded at all of our first day classes?

>>23235799
Joke's on you, women can't be satisfied.

Rolled

>>23235813

First time rolling. Well, guess I'll never do that wrong again.

>>23235821
We got a wise guy

Rolled 6

>>23235821
1d100 anon

>>23235799
Most guys can't do it with JUST their dick. It's a matter of technique, more than size. Stimulate the clitoris.

Rolled 45

>>23235774

>>23235821
Boy. You fucked up big time.

"Up!" you command. The broom flies up and smacks you in the face. It hurts too.

Joel, as you would have guessed, summons the broom on his first try, as does Nigel. With a bit of effort Olivia gets it on her third try.

Roll 1d100. 50 or less. Try again.

>>23235807
the teachers so far have been scottish and american and a cartoon witch. they can have any accent they want.

Rolled 30

>>23235853

Rolled 26

>>23235853
I CAN DO THIS

Rolled 3

>>23235853
FOR THE DICE GOOODS!

>>23235835
This. They won't be turned on by the size of your manhood. Hell. It's hard just to turn them on period, but there's foreplay and such for that.

>>23235871
>They won't be turned on by the size of your manhood.

someone has a small dick

Baring your teeth you give it another go. "UP!"

Swoomp! It flies into your palm.

"Very good kids" say Bergle, walking up and down the row.

"I want you to mount your broom, kick off, stay in the air for a moment, then touch back down"

He blows his whistle.

Roll 1d100. 40 or less wins.

>>23235866
>>23235861
>>23235860
nice

You know what? I'm going to post a url here, a url to what is possibly the darkest HP fanfic ever, just because as bad as crappy flight practice is and how much getting in the wrong house sucks, hogwarts can always get worse.

So here it is
http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4269983/1/Anything-but-Slytherin

>>23235631
As you should. Women enjoy being with men. Not little boys

Rolled 30

>>23235888
BROOM FOR THE BROOM GOD

Rolled 18

>>23235888

Rolled 52

>>23235888
time to hop up on our broom and show gravity that she's not our master

>>23235883
Someone's only experience with sex is porn.

>>23235896
>>23235898
go go honors student

Hey OP, would you mind using the word quest standalone in your title or in the opening comment? Like, "HP Quest" instead of having it all be one word? My filter doesn't work on this thread, is all. Nothing personal, but I just avoid quests on principle and you're kind of messing with me right now.

Diplomatic bump.

>>23235914
dumblewaiterspls.jpg
everyone knows flight practice is wizards PE, doing well doesn't make you an honors student,

>>23235921
No, get fucked.

>>23235921
Just hit the minus next to the picture you fuckhead.

Rolled 70

>>23235888

>>23235924
doing well in all of our classes does.

>>23235914
I hope we get 100 on the landing

>>23235934
That....Is rude.

Rolled 45

>>23235934
>>23235935
Guys, guys! Come on, >>23235921 was perfectly reasonable. Jeez.

>>23235945
but lulzy

>>23235940
So we get to be neville, making an opening for joel to show off his skills and become the youngest seeker in a century?