"You better put me down before I tell Mum and Dad about that Hufflepuff boy" you say, masterfully putting the menace and gravity into your words.

Maud looks at you in stunned silence, looks away, tries to retort, comes short. She waves her wand, you hit the ground with an audible, but painless, thud.

"Yeah, well I'll tell mum and Dad that YOU didn't get into Slytherin!" she says, desperate now. You stand to full attention, brush the specks calmy from the robe Dad gave you and say "they'll think it's your thought anyway, you know they will"

Maud screams, stamps her foot, tears welling up in her eyes "this isn't fair!" she shouts before unlocking the door and running outside. All you know is you bought yourself some time.

(more incoming)

>>23214333
first

>>23214382
Queer.

>>23214333
Ahh, using one of my original dark power castings. Lovely.

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>>23214391
you jelly ?

>>23211302
previous thread link for new comers

>>23214395
HOW DID YOU GET A SECURE TRIPCODE WITH "TG" IN IT?!

>>23214407
I'm a fucking dark Wizard, how do you think?

Joel, Nigel and Olivia step inside.

"What was all that about?" says Olivia, face near to crying encase you're hurt in some way.

>Tell them what happened
>(charisma)Play it off as a sisterly spat
> (charisma) Tell them it's not important and we should get to class

>>23214382
You're obviously not the first post. OP took that in addition to the OP.

>>23214414

"My sister wanted to yell at me a little. She's a bit of a tart."

>>23214414
> (charisma) Tell them it's not important and we should get to class

>>23214414
>>(charisma)Play it off as a sisterly spat
And we really have to get to class, we can't be late on our first day.

>>23214430
>"My sister wanted to yell at me a little."
Hilarious. Do it. Not sure if we need a Cha roll.

Rolled 48

>>23214414
Family trouble. Nothing to be worried about.

>>23214414

Wait a moment, what is this "play it off"?

It WAS a sisterly spat.

>>23214414
"I'm the favorite daugher and she's going to get blamed for me getting into the *wrong house*"

>>23214430
Votan' telling the truth. About sissy yelling at us, that is.

>>23214414

I believe we need to get some accidental flirting in this, in the attempt to:
> play it off as sisterly spat

Make it as funny as hell.

>>23214449
It was a little more than "give back my hairbrush" more "this could tear apart our family!"

>>23214414
>(charisma)Play it off as a sisterly spat
> (charisma) Tell them it's not important and we should get to class

both of these

>>23214414

We suddenly realize as we look over the large class of students that humans are filled with water.

A large writhing mass of deep water sacks sit in front of us.

We become terrified.

>>23214459

Well, tell them she was very angry with you then.

We don't need to say what it was about.

>>23214474
Not really sure why we would ever announce all the details anyway.

>>23214468

2gay fur me man

Roll 1d100. 75 or less wins. New rule, rolls have to be in response to this to count.

Rolled 63

>>23214496

I am the purity of calmness.

Rolled 5

>>23214496

Rolled 85

>>23214505
PIKACHUUUUUUU!

Rolled 31

>>23214496

> noob here
how to roll?

Rolled 46

>>23214496

>>23214537
You didn't read the sticky.

YOU didn't READ the STICKY.

YOU DIDN'T READ THE STICKY.

>>23214537
read the sticky on the first page of /tg/ or never come back.

>>23214548
No! No do come back! Come back over and over and over again! Come back until your eyes roll back and glaze in pleasure. And your hands can no longer stop slipping slowly softly between your legs.

Rolled 1, 4 = 5

>>23214548
>>23214543

> Did, still confused
> Here's an attempt..

>>23214564
THE BLISS OF UNDERSTANDING.

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>>23214561

>>23214561
/d/ pls go. We got /fit/ in this thread and I don't want there to be any trouble

Rolled 2, 5 = 7

>>23214564

> Hardcore failure....

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>>23214561

"It was nothing" you say as you walk with them out of the empty classroom back toward charms class. "just a sisterly spat I guess"

No more is said on the subject as you enter charms class on time. The room is built with two opposite facing tables, Ravenclaw on one side and Hufflepuffs on the other. In the middle Professor Leverty waits for everyone to file in.

Mr Leverty doesn't look like your conventional wizard, for one in he's in his late twenties, clearly new to the job, and another he speaks with an American accent.

"Welcome guys please take your seats" he says, wrapping his knuckles on the desk he's sitting on. "Today we're going to be learning the flying spell, can anyone tell me what that is?"

>(initiative/knowlege) "Wingardium Leviosa"
>Keep listening

>>23214575
Dude, this is /tg/. We became one with /d/ a long time ago. Feel the blissful union. Look around you. You shall discover the quests of futa semen energized orgy magic. Vive Slaanesh.

>>23214586

>Keep listening while laughing at his accent.

Holy shit OP, you started way earlier than I expected!

Rolled 15

>>23214586
WINGARDIUM LEVIOSA

>>23214611

By the glory, we must be right at all turns. Use this. Use the glory and power.

>>23214611
>>23214586
Votan the quick answers and the good rolls.

>>23214606
Sorry about that. I'm trying to start consistently.

>>23214586
>>(initiative/knowlege) "Wingardium Leviosa"

Even if anti-social, we must overpower them with our intelligence for we are Millicent Fauxly. The hat put is into ravenclaw but we shall not shame our family with a lack of knowledge.

>>23214623
You actually started at the regular time. That guy just has poor expectations.

Rolled 92

>>23214496
Play it off as a sisterly spat...

Rolled 92

>>23214586
Murmur it below our breath, What is the point of having an anti social PC if we don't act the part?

>>23214586
>>Keep listening
we don't know any spells, this has already been established

>>23214630
>Okay.

Rolled 92

>>23214586
Also the roll

>>23214586
We will excel in schoolwork. Wingardium Leviosa.

Rolled 9

>>23214631

We're breaking the rules.


>>23214611

SAY IT EXACTLY LIKE THIS.
>>23214586

>>23214631
Dude, anti-social in this RPG means we hate them. It does not mean we have to suck at wizarding schoolwork.

Rolled 65

>Lets make a rich secluded quite shy girl
>Flirts with everyone, extreamly outgoing, faces her fears right off the bat, stands up to family right away
Goddamnit /tg/

>It's Levioh-sa, not Leviosah!

>>23214633
We don't know how to cast them. We can know what they are called, though.

>>23214664
this fucking guy.

>inb4 that fucking vid is linked

>>23214679
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t36JZ9DOP-o

Roll 2d100. 1st Initiative. 2nd Knowledge.

(you have an edge on 'knowing' spells due to your magical background)

Rolled 37, 16 = 53

>>23214689

My body is pure understanding.

Rolled 73, 44 = 117

>>23214689


also: captcha: orgeiga intelligent (fuck yeah we are smart)

>>23214658
I would have preferred to have been the secluded shy girl, but whoever built this system thought that anti-social means having a hate boner for everyone.

>>23214693
Yes! And make sure you say it >>23214688.

Rolled 31, 16 = 47

>>23214689

>>23214689
We better be getting tons of wizarding exp. TONS!

>>23214726

>You leveled up. You can now cast: Avada Kedavra.

>>23214689

Do you, have any idea, how useful that lightning reflexes would have been.

DO YOU.

I DON'T EVEN.

MY FURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYY

>>23214739
THE EMPRAR!

>>23214732
>You can now cast. Bondage curse. Animate belts. Convert belts to tentacles.

>>23214763
umbridge did something like that

Your hand shoots up a second before Joel's and several other students.

"You, little miss with the doll" says Professor Leverty, clicking his finger and pointing at you with the youthful vigor uncommon with most teachers. He's a pretty cool guy.

"The Wingardium Levi-o-sa spell, sir" you say.

"That's the one" he says, "well done, five points to Ravenclaw"

Over the next twenty minutes the origin of the spell is taught, the correct gestures and pronounciation too. With a wave of his wand Mr.Leverty conjures feathers to appear before each student.

Okay. Showtime.

Your wand is good at charms, so this should be easy. The spell has a -15 drawback which is pretty smalltime.

Roll 1d100. Charm. 35 or less wins.

>>23214772
Umbridge. That sounds like a very sexy English name.

Is there a story behind it?

Rolled 41

>>23214784
Have you, like, never READ Harry Potter? At all?

Rolled 19

>>23214782

Rolled 36

>>23214782

My body is magic incarnate.

Rolled 92

>>23214782

rollan

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>>23214797

Rolled 76

>>23214782
swish and flick!

>>23214795
I am so glad you quoted the wrong post with that roll.

Rolled 37

>>23214782

>>23214795
Now I'm really interested.

Care to tell us about this suave Umbridge man?

Rolled 43

>>23214807
>Just as planned.

>>23214807
Actually, I quoted who I was replying to, I just forgot to ALSO quote the post I was rolling for. And I'm glad too.

Rolled 80

>>23214826
>My power is undeniable.

"Wingardium Leviosa!" you chant, with three degrees of success!

On your first try the feather floats high up into the air at your command, staying there along with several other students who get the hang of it too.

Joel, who is sitting to your left, is having some trouble with it. His barely lifts off the ground as he does it.

"Any help, Mills?" he says, exaserbated.

>(instruction) Help him
>Let him continue on his own

>>23214845
>help him
guide his hand through the proper motions of swish and flick.

Rolled 20

>>23214845
Help him, fuck this hate boner bullshit, we need allies, maybe even friends.

>>23214845
"Mills?" *twitching eye*

>>23214845

"I'll mark you down as owing me one, too."

Then help him.

Rolled 32

>>23214845

>You are probably saying it wrong. Remember it's leviohsa, not Leviosah!

>>23214845
Help him.
FOR A PRICE.

>>23214864
"Do I look like a windmill?"

But help him.

Collect debts for the future slavery.

All roles which include compassion for others hinders you with a -10. Just so you know. You're instruction skill is at 5, so you're starting with a -10.

>>23214845

to be followed, we must lead. guide him to the correct path.

Rolled 10

>>23214863
be Tsundere about it

>>23214845
>(instruction) Help him
"It's 'levi-OH-sa', not 'leviosaaa'. And if you value your life don't call me 'Mills' ever again."

>>23214868
Nerd.

>>23214884

So, is that like a guaranteed fail or something?

Cause that might be a little silly!

>>23214845
help him, whats the worst that could happen?

>>23214892
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t36JZ9DOP-o

Rolled 27

>>23214884

It could be funny anyway. Help him!

>>23214900
He dies.

>>23214868
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY

>>23214864
this
Go ahead and help but make sure he knows that Millicent is our name. Not Mills, Milly or any other silly permutation he can think of.

>>23214914

Milly Cent, new rapper in town.

>>23214918
Da Cents is in town.

>>23214914
Blush while saying it

fuckin do it.

>>23214931
What are you, gay?

>>23214914
"Milly" MAY be acceptable in future if he manages to defrost us at all, but right now we're still pretty damn frigid.

>>23214931
BLUSH?! You mean thunder the horrors of the eldritch void into our voice.

>>23214942
Only for you, Stud.

>>23214900

She levitates him out of a window by mistake.

>>23214944
It is never acceptable. When he becomes our little puppy, he will refer to us only as "Mistress".

>>23214898
Nah, It's a simple instruction so it's a very easy roll.

Roll 1d100. 25 or less wins.

>>23214958
kids fall out of windows at Hogwarts all the time. its documented.

Rolled 69

>>23214845
Millicent, I am Millicent and you shall be in my debt.

Rolled 74

>>23214967

My body is an excellent teacher.

>>23214970
Citation needed.

Rolled 46

>>23214967

>>23214967

25 or less is NOT an easy rollllllll!

That's three quarters failure chance young OP.

Rolled 43

>>23214967
wow these rolls are bad

>>23214967

I invoke Satan!

Rolled 68

>>23214967
dice for the dicegod

>>23214992
Good job.

Rolled 33

>>23214967
I'll give it a shot for shits and giggles.

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>>23214981
well in the books its mentioned several times that people get injured all the time and in many strange ways. but in the movies and books several people fall out windows or off buildings or brooms and are totally fine.

Rolled 56

>>23214967

Rolled 34

>>23214967
Aww but I already rolled>>23214863

>>23214992
does this count as zero?

>>23215020

And then they die mysteriously shortly afterward.

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Rolled 8

>>23214845
DONT CALL ME MILLS

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>>23214975

Horrible accident incoming.

>>23215034
do they go on to cut a snakes head off with a sword and get the bitches

after we accidentially severely injure the poor kid pretend it was on purpose and tell him not to call us mills.

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>>23215036
Feel my dark power.

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>>23215036
although i think you linked the wrong post and there for it doesn't count.

>>23214988
I know. But your character is bad at helping others so I took that into account. Otherwise it would have been 35 or less.

>>23215062
Although, there needs to be more Millie drawing for me to corrupt.

>>23215074
That's still not easyyyyyyyyyyy *cryyyyysss*

>>23215079
there was a drawfag monitoring these threads but its rude to keep asking him to do more.

>>23215091
I'm not asking. I'm demanding. There's a difference.

The drawfagging made me ridiculously happy

>>23215111
KEEP WRITING SLAVE! :D

Deleted my fucking writing by accident. FUCK. Hold on.

>>23215117
>>23215128
YOU SEE WHAT YOU DID.

Did we fail or succeed? Who cares, make it funny either way.

>>23215137
Ahem. Do not displease a dark wizard. He brought it on himself.

>>23215149
Excuse me, dark Wizard.*

>>23215156
>>23215149
Are you two talking about me?

"Millicent is my name. Not Mills, Milly or any other silly permutation you can think of" you say to him.

You try to teach him the spell to no avail. The rest of the class sails by with Joel being the only one unable to perform the spell correctly.

"Dammit" he says, running his hand frustratedly through his snow white hair.

>"Don't worry you'll get the hang of it soon, it's only your first day"
>"I'll help you get the hang of it outside of class, don't worry about it"
>other

>>23215165

"Keep trying. Do not give in to failure."

>>23215175
What eleven year old speaks like that?

>>23215165
"Hmph. Keep trying."

>>23215175
This.

>>23215175
I like this one

>>23215181
I take it you haven't met many eleven year olds.

>>23215175
Yep, I think that's very in character for Millicent.

>>23215181
A properly educated child of a pureblood family

Rolled 58

>>23215165

Is this Joel at all attractive to Millicent?

If so,

"Hey, Don't worry. We could always work on the spell in... private... lessons."
*smile*

If not..

Don't respond to his frustration.

>>23215165
>"Don't worry you'll get the hang of it soon, it's only your first day"
this actually sounds right

>>23215175

Heh. We will be the dark lord yet.

>>23215194
No, we aren't quite that far along

>>23215194
i swear if this turns in to a fetish quest im gonna burn down moots house.

Rolled 59

>>23215181
Someone raised by right elitist Slytherins with a "excell or be expelled" style of child rearing.

>>23215165
>"I'll help you get the hang of it outside of class, but of course you realize you'll be indebted to me."
No friends, no loved ones, just pluses and minuses.

>>23215210
Uh oh. Now you've done it. You would seriously blaspheme moot? Here? He will ride his silver horse with shotgun saddle sides through your very core.

>>23215194
He is described as having 27 Charisma, but he is also from a uknown family, in a lesser house and apparently inept.

>>23215211
And also be a sexy cold bitch!

>>23215223
Now now, I said PROBABLY 27 in that thread.

Odds are he's got 39 or some shit by now.

It never stops.

>>23215223
He's a charismatic rogue, that's all.

>>23215175
>Darth Vader Voice
I approve.

>>23215244
He has charisma sufficient to gain psychic powers, really.

Rolled 28

>>23215223

That doesn't mean anything regarding to physical attractiveness to Millicent..

Hell, what DOES she like in a guy???

Or is she a Lesbian FemaNazi????

WE NEED TO DISCUSS THIS!

>>23215272
No, we don't.

>>23215272
She's the master of inducing orgasms with a cold stare alone.

>>23215272
She's eleven.

>>23215283
>Implying no crushes.

"Keep trying" you say "do not give into failure"

Olivia, sitting to seats to your right, leans in on the conversation.

"Don't worry Joel, I'll help you get the hang of it"

There is a moments silence between them

"Thanks Olive" he says "that means a lot"

The lesson comes to an end as you shuffle out of the class.

What's next?

>Potions
>Herbology
>Transfiguration

>>23215217
Boring. She will change to a somewhat more bearable person.

>>23215291
POTIONS

>>23215291

TRANS FUCKING FIGURATION.

It's time.

>>23215278

Yea we do.
It will help us guide our actions if we know what types of people she hates, who she might go for, whether she'll be more tomboyish or not..

Shit dude, stop assuming fetish thread..

WE'RE ROLEPLAYING A PERSON HERE.

We need the little details..

>>23215272
He is attractive, but discipline and control has been scolded, shamed and likely caned deeply into her.

>>23215291
>Transfiguration
Time to show Nigel up.

>>23215291
>transfiguration
please

>>23215272
Well, she is a bit young to properly decide it but from her background I'd assume she would be more attracted to boys, at this point most likely someone like her father.

>>23215283
This is my favorite catchphrase of the whole quest. Also, this will never become a fetish quest. Ever. I'm going to break your hearts you lot are going to love these characters more than your own families.

>>23215291
Potions

>>23215291
Transfiguration.

>>23215305
You don't usually decide to be a lesbian. It's who your body gets aroused by.

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>>23215307
good DM is good

>>23215297
Then read the fucking character creation post, do some work yourself, can't expect to be spoonfed a full psychological workup when you decide to dump in unprepared.

>>23215307
OP, the more you say that, the closer you get to the abyss. If you're not careful, you'll open the gates.

>>23215293
In time. But that change doesn't happen overnight. It's gonna take a lotta love to change the way things are.

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I bring gifts!

>>23215331

Who says we want her to change?!

She's a delicious stern warleader.

>>23215332
>I'm tired
>I wish I was at my dormitory
>I'd rather be doing charms

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>>23215332
awwww shit fucking five star post right there

>>23215332
what made you decide to ditch the glasses?

>>23215341
10/10

Has anyone thought to try and improve our relationship with Maud? I just finished reading the previous thread.

>>23215359
Naw man, fuck that bitch.

>>23215359
do you have an older sibling? it doesn't get solved until you are both adults

>>23215359
We're in a state of cold war with her at the moment. We can both utterly destroy the other, so I guess peace talks will be coming up in the future.

Taking five. Stay classy. Love the artwork.

>>23215359
Given her recent spell assault on our person I'd think that will not go well.

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>>23215355

>>23215359
Well, if the MAD of "You're not in Slytherin!" VS "You're fucking a Hufflepuff! A Hufflepuff for fuck's sake!" ever goes off, we'll BOTH be disowned, and that might FORCE us to reconcile.

>>23215291
Do we have time to inform father because that must be done as soon as possible to undermine Maud

>>23215371
i like you

>>23215373
>implying being a Hufflepuff is bad

>>23215371
Much better with glasses.

>>23215380
>implying it's not.

what book did you read

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>>23215380
>implying a Hufflepuff is anything

>>23215359
Only way to improve it would be to make Father love her as much as us, it's really all that.
We walked, talked and read earlier and better than her, so she was designated mediocre prototype daughter.

>>23215373

Damn now I want to see this.

>>23215380
Being a average person and a Hufflepuff is not bad, being highbourn Slytherin and bumping uglies with a Badger however...

>>23215380
Answer me this. What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?

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>>23215409
What do you think they do with that herbology proficiency?

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>>23215409

>>23215409
it has something to do with being a particularly good finder.

>>23215409
Someone that's been turned down by all the other houses, yet refuses to give up.

House Hard work and GUTS.

Not the straight A students heading for Harvard, but the solid B+ with a 8 hour job on the side.

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>>23215439
>House Hard work and GUTS.
So what you're saying is that, if you were to combine Gryffindor and Hufflepuff, you'd basically get House Gurren?
I'm okay with this.

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>>23215332
My dark power grows.

>>23215291
Based on this, looks like we won't be getting anything with Joel. he likes friendship stuff, which Millie and /tg/ are averse to. Are we edgy enough yet?

Switched Computer. Made a tea. Eating chocolate eggs. Writing now.

>>23215474
on character create we literally rolled hates everyone

>>23215474
Aw damn it /tg/, why the fuck do you faggots do this.

I don't actually go to these threads mind, never been a Harry Potter fan, but I did like the moment where the OP said "No this isn't going to be fapshit." I'd hoped it miss the other pitfall of /tg/ quests, "Being a titanic smug snake douche." I guess it hasn't.

>>23215454
>House Gurren
Don't believe in yourself. Believe in me! Believe in the Wizard who believes in you!
>>23215481
Op where are you from?

>>23215487
Dice decided that for us in the character creation thread bro. We're just kinda rolling with it. We may character development out of it, but it's not just gonna disappear.

>>23215485
>>23215487
We're going to work her out of it.

And it's /tg/s fault for making anti-social mean hate everything.

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I'll wait forever for the day when I get to draw the Millie/Joel sex scene

>>23215487
To be fair, the anti-social came up as a roll in character creation. Some of us are trying to work around it while some try to stay true to her trait for now.

>>23215409
A duffer

>>23215503
>forever
Yep.

>>23215501
>And it's /tg/s fault for making anti-social mean hate everything.

IT'S. HOW. THE .RULES. SYSTEM- DESCRIBES. IT.

>>23215501
I know. Shy, withdrawn, maybe a bit sullen and snippy, sure.

Playing the worst cliches of Raito, no.

>>23215508
Voting to hug, snog, and confess your misereable childhood to everyone isn't "working around"

>>23215513
Yes, the rule system, that /tg/ made.

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>>23215468
More black glory.

Transfiguration class is up next. When you enter the cramped little classroom you can see a barn owl sitting upon the desk, its eyes wide open, head swiveling.


Each student has an individual desk in this class. You find Tara waiting atop yours.

The owl, as you may have already guessed, morphs into Professor Avori. Joel whistles a "cool".

"Today class" begins professor Avori in his thick scottish accent. "We will learning the Engorgio spell"

He doesn't leave room for answers.

"This spell will allow you to, at best, triple the size of an object, we will start with a goblet and progress to your familiars"

Roll 1d100. Casting. 50 or less wins.

>>23215503
i see no reason why you couldn't draw it inside of joels dream bubble

Rolled 45

>>23215543
So many things can go wrong with this. Excellent.

Rolled 44

Guys, guys, there will be plenty of opportunities in the future to develop Millicent, but right now, we've gotta work with what we've been given.

>>23215543
ROLLIN'

Rolled 72

>>23215543

Rolled 43

>>23215543
Dice for the Dicegods

>>23215501
Do you even KNOW what an anti-social is like? They literally give zero fucks about anyone and everything. hurt feelings, Kicking puppies, murder, rape, genocide they couldn't give a single shit even if their life depended on it. Hell if they thought they had something to gain from it and get away with it they would do so without a second thought. If we only become a cold heartless mind slaving bitch we would be considered average. Only reason their not considered a psychopath is because their not actually insane.

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>>23215543

rollan

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>>23215543
ENGORGIO

>>23215562
Are you retarded, or just projecting?

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>>23215543
Castin' like a bouss

>>23215532
I know, that is why I prefer we kick ass in studies but stay to ourselves in other things.

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>>23215562
No, thats a psychopath, idiot.

>>23215503
Beautiful sex is quite fine to draw however you like. So I can blast it by bleak glory.

>>23215562
Anti-social as a personality quirk is not the same as antisocial personality disorder.

>>23215485
Considering our situation, if we don't get friendlier (and we have a few times, kind of) we are gonna end up with no friends on top of being disowned.

I actually wouldn't mind seeing that so much so long as the consequences of that don't disappear, like no reliable help from anyone, no one to pair up with in class, no one to help us if our adventure involves water, slowly creating more enemies from our treatment of others, etc.

An example from earlier was when we left the great hall to follow Maud because we were afraid she was sending a letter. We brushed off Joel because we're an independent woman and it's our own affair, but what if he had an owl? Would've made shit somewhat easier if he were in fact sending a letter.

>>23215562
That's a Socio/Psychopath.

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>>23215595
Sometimes, your friends can only get you so far.
Sometimes, your friends can be quite a hindrance.
And sometimes you just need to murder the shit out of your friends for being assholes.

You retrieve your wand and point down at the goblet. Part of this spell's use needs it to be very close to its target or else casting will become more difficult.

"Engorgio!" you say.

The goblet becomes bucket sized before you.

"Well done!" says Professor Avori, clapping you and Olivia on the shoulder for a successful transfiguration.

Joel has managed to double it's size. He's pretty chuffed with himself too.

>Congrats Joel!
>Well done
>I knew you could do it
>Other

>>23215621
Good job.

>>23215621

"Success was yours this day. Well done."

>>23215636
Throw in a nod, for good measure.

>>23215595
>Considering our situation, if we don't get friendlier (and we have a few times, kind of) we are gonna end up with no friends on top of being disowned.

Well, are we trying to play Millie's character or doing what's wisest? I agree being unfriendly is foolish but that really seems like the type of person she is according to character creation. She just doesn't enjoy the company of others. That may change but it seems true for the moment.

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>>23215621

>Other

"Seems you know your way around transfiguration, at least more than in charms."

>>23215621
>Well done
Seems like the proper description for his performance.

>>23215621
Well done

>>23215621
Well done.

On Millie's character; in character creation she came out of thin air. She was in many ways 2-dimensional. Consider Harry's transformation over the series, from a quiet boy to someone willing to do what it takes to bring down Voldermort.

People change. Slowly. Just let things take their course but don't be afraid of change. This is Hogwarts, you grow up.

>>23215621
>Chuffed
How long before we can kill him?

>>23215670
Speaking of which, how did Voldemort become Voldemort? Did someone leave ancient tomes of glory around?

>>23215681
Did you not read the books?

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>>23215621
>well done

>>23215689

What if he did, and is subtly implying we should get on that shit?

>>23215704
Then that was way too subtle for me,

>>23215621
Good, it seems you can do something with that twig of yours.

>>23215712
>It's Levio-SA.

>>23215726
>You mean my cock?

>>23215739
I may have worded it that way to imply a penis, yes.

"Well done" you say, throwing him a smile. He returns it. You notice a bird with feathers the colour of red flame sitting on his desk, you're not quite sure how you missed it.

>Is that what I think it is?
>What is that?
>Other

I wonder if anymale member of the faculty has a a staff. One with a knob on the end.

>>23215753

"Is that a fucking phoenix?"

>>23215753
Is that a fucking phoenix!?

>>23215753
Is that what I think it is?

>>23215753
Is that what I think it is

>>23215753
If that's a phoenix, why hasn't he been murdered for the feathers yet.

>>23215762
>>23215767
Guys, 11 female pureblood.

>>23215767
>>23215762
Fukkin phoenixes man.

>>23215767
>>23215762
im gonna have to go with this

>>23215782
>Implying 11 year olds don't know the word "FUCKING".

>>23215791
Of course they do, but how many 11 year olds say fucking in class?

>>23215791
We are too elegant and cultured to use such words.

>>23215762
I concur. Is it?

>>23215801
But dude.
A fucking phoenix.

>>23215804
That's what you FUCKING think.

>>23215753
Neat. Why did you guys vote for some fucking faggot cat if we could have got a Phoenix?

>>23215815
Dude, thats a fucking Savannah Cat, thats the most badass cat you can get.

>>23215804

Have you never heard an elegant British word charmingly say the word "fucking" as she moves to mount you?

>>23215782
We may be a pureblood, but we probably couldn't afford a phoenix familiar even if we weren't gonna get disowned. Speaks really well about Joel's character though, if he could attract a phoenix.