Rolled 100

>>23187559
that game's hilarious

>>23187537
"It's your lucky day. I'm in need of some exotic blood. Perhaps you shall live on in my dryads."

Then shoot him in the face and begin the harvest.

>>23187575
well fuck, we just wasted that

>>23187537
What a giant wuss, this guy is really of no use.

>>23187578
but.... it could be a vampire girl for our harem

>>23187583
You sure did.

>>23187559
>>23187575
Snap neck. The dice Gods commandeth it.

Or this >>23187578

>>23187578
We should find out if it has a human form first, and if so, if its human form is sexy.

>>23187537
"Keep talking. Sticking 'just' in from of Vampire Lord sounds awfully stupid to me."

guys cell phone. Get dad over here.

>>23187537
"You can live, but in my servitude. Your life, all your thralls, I will take it. If you object to this or any of the proceedings you will die. I will not mistreat you in my service, but I will command you.

Tell me about this building? Is it yours? What is within it? Are there others of your ilk in here?"

>>23187578
>>23187559
>>23187596
He's much more useful to us alive than dead. We take him home, mind fuck him, bind him to our service, wham, bam, we've got a Vampire Lord at our disposal. A giant bat is great for scouting, and it allows us to use whatever resources he has to our own end.

>>23187617
2nd

>>23187617
Even if it doesn't, I'm sure vampire Lord blood would make a suitable bribe for the librarian or other teachers.

>>23187626
I also elect for this. This will get us the info we need quickly from an unbiased source.

The guy will fucking betray us as soon as the gun is pointed away from his forehead. Do not trust.

Calling it now.

>>23187641
not if it's one of the librarians servants in the first place

>>23187654
>The guy will fucking betray us as soon as the gun is pointed away from his forehead.
This.

>>23187654
Just shoot his arms and legs a couple more times.

Call dad and ask if they're valuable at all. If not then headshot to obtain some free meat and blood. If yes then take all he has of worth.

>>23187650
Also, keeps us from having to escort him to our base. And gives us a head start on the mundfucking if necessary

>>23187654
We keep the gun pointed at his head and him in a position where he can't fight back, and then MINDFUCK him. This sort of thing is why we have Enchantment and our father.

>>23187654
It would be incredibly foolish for us to stop being paranoid the second we get attacked. That would be mentally unsound. Call dad, keep gun on its head, get more info out of it. We have absolutely no reason to assume it has any good intentions in screaming for mercy. "Just a vampire lord" sounds like a bad line from a terrible horror movie.

>>23187596
>>23187590
>>23187578
Don't just kill him off the bat. He could be very useful, we're in a position of power over him, and we always have mindfuckery to ensure loyalty.

Enchantment is a great school of magic.

>>23187747
>Don't just kill him off the bat
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH-

>>23187747
>>23187694
>>23187682
The way I see it, we can either try to shatter his mind and keep him as a slave (don't see much point) or we can kill him. He's potentially more powerful than us, and letting him live is just not worth the risk.

>>23187747
exactly, lets see what he can give us not the dick and how he can help us before we kill him

>>23187694
Agreed. Calling dad and keeping a gun trained on the vamp is the smart move.

You call up Liz. "Mistress?" she asks, answering immediately.

"Pass me to my dad," you say, keeping the gun trained on the vampire lord while you talk.

"Max?"

"Dad, I just shot a vampire lord."

"...shit. Did it manage to screech?"

"Yes."

"That means its thralls will be converging on you. Is it still alive?"

"Yeah, for now."

"Good! Good. Keep it that way. Vampire lords are cowards and relatively easy to kill, but vampire thralls are suicidally loyal. Keep the lord as a hostage. If you kill it, it should release the thralls from mental control, but that could take minutes, even hours - they'll attack as soon as you try to finish him off," he says. He sounds worried.

What do you do?

>>23187777
Well, yes, obviously we at least find out what he's willing to offer in exchange for his life.

>>23187797
Any rope or heavy cloth handy? We need to restrain this guy a bit, and there's also the bleeding to take into consideration.

>>23187797
Wow, doing this was a good call guys.

Let's negotiate with him. Say that you can just shoot all his thralls with the gun if they approach. We want him moved to another part of the city/school. In exchange, we won't kill him.

>>23187797
So we need to either take control of the Vampire Lord somehow (Enchantment maybe, perhaps we could get dad to come here and do it) and as a result control of its thralls, or take it somewhere where we can kill it without its thralls being able to reach us before it wears off.

>>23187797
Okay, at the very least we should demand certain information: To wit, how many thralls does it have? And what is this building to it?

>>23187797
Command him to take a small, inert form if he can. Take him back to the tower, watching out for thrall ambushes. Call for backup if you get in trouble.

>>23187832
Also, only after I typed that, I realized that we should probably kill him to release his unwilling thralls, because they might be innocent students perhaps...?

>>23187797
We only had 14 bullets. Ask dad how many thralls they can control maximum. Keep your gun on its head. Tell him that if a thrall comes anywhere near he dies.

>>23187592

Femcock! I had an idea last night, but didn't get a chance to post it before the thread died.

You were mentioning something about how Sorcery was needed to do energy transfer stuff.

Well, I was thinking. One of the themes we're going for is a Musclewizard. And, well, lotus kind of gets shit from the other orders and upper classes for being internally focused and not having 'powerful' magic like conjuration.
Magic in scholomance is, at it's basics, applying magical power/energy in various ways to do work - its very energy expensive to do, but at the same time you can draw power from pretty much anything from components to enchanted ritual tools to places of power.

But we're kind of in a unique position to sense energy, and are also basically a living battery of sexual energy.
I was wondering whether it would be possible to use Sorcery and our incubi talents to .... Interfere with other spells. Basically Positive and/or Negative Interference - using our large mana supplies to enhance or diminish other effects.
Would it be possible to learn to use Sorcery to nullify other magics?

I was wondering w

>>23187837
I second this, ask dad if he can come here and mind control the Vampire Lord, then he can make it release its thralls.

Unless you think we could take a go at mind controlling it ourselves.

>>23187775
We won't need to completely shatter his mind, Dad was in a hurry when he did Breakfast. If we can mindfuck him into obedience and loyalty, but not ripping everything else apart he'll maintain his usability while still be trustworthy.

He may have thralls we can command through him, he knows this area well, he can fly and scout for us, hunt smaller things to bring us food.

>>23187797
"I have a gun to his head right now, he'll listen.

How hard would it be to get him to be loyal to us with him remaining useful? With and without magic.

Hey, batty, I've got some questions for you. how many thralls do you have? What's in that building? You're my hostage now, if you cooperate I won't paste your brains all over the pavement.

Can you change forms?"

>>23187856
So?

>>23187797
Get him inside, and drain his blood, then set him free.

>>23187797
Hm...

I don't really want to use him.

Ask the vampire what's behind the doors, and enter. Drag him with us.

>>23187856
Yeah, but if we want to add them to the harem we need them to gather first.

Let's take the Lord hostage, get him to gather his thralls outside the tower, then execute him if they don't pose enough of a threat to break in during the cooldown period. Once they're free of the control, take them in and BAM - instant harem.

>>23187797
"Can you stand up? If you can, stand up right now. I'm keeping this gun on your head, and you are to follow my every order, and keep your thralls away. If you do anything funny, I'll shoot you and then your thralls. Do not test me."

>>23187837
This. I say we make him a guardian of our tower if possible. But I still suspect betrayal. BETRAYAAAAAL

http://youtu.be/wt39TNCpRTg

MY long term goal is to get dad over here so that he can mindfuck the guy enough to order the thralls to tie themselves up. Then we shoot the vamp and wait for the mindfuckery to wear off.

So it thought we were easy defenceless prey? As a firstie who hasn't even started school yet, we're about as easy and defenceless as humans get in this place. How does it get thralls if it's that weak?

>>23187917
Most Firsties don't have guns yet.

>>23187905
Or gain control of the thralls ourselves and use mindcontrolled non-demon students to assassinate Dextras. We can arm them with handguns, maybe even that sniper, and start picking them off.

They'll never expect it.

>>23187917
Maybe a lot of firsties don't think to carry guns, after all, I doubt we could've beaten him with magic alone.

>>23187917
If we didn't have a gun it could've easily held us down until its thralls came.

>>23187871
You would have know way of knowing whether or not it's possible.

>>23187871
Frak hit post to soon

I was thinking that learning to Counterspell a bit would make an EXCELLENT tool to keep around for survival.

It would be a rather funny and useful ability to practice counterspelling - so when we finally get attacked by an uppity nerd wizard, we can dispel their attack and Cast Fist all up in their face with our superior Body.

I mean, everyone EXPECTS Lotus members to be internally focused chi-masters. Practicing something about EXTERNAL manipulations might be worth thinking about

>>23187797
Don't forget to tell him we're from Dextra Domini.

>>23187946
Ohhh, oh my god. Yes. You glorious bastard, for every ten stupid ideas you have, you have one good one.

>>23187917
We're also a /fit/ half-demon with a gun. We're head and shoulders about the average firsty right now.

>>23187959
>Don't forget to tell him we're from--
STOP DRILLING YOU'VE HIT OIL.

>>23187946
O lawd here we go

>>23187917
Most Firsties don't have handguns.

>>23187946
I'm worried that'll be trackable back to us, it'll cause all sorts of chaos, chaos ain't good for us.

Also we don't need to get control of them ourselves, all we need control of is the head.

>>23187905
Why shoot him? If we have him mindfucked into submission his thralls are our thralls and work for us now.

>>23187959
If we mindfuck him into loyalty it doesn't matter where we say we're from. Though saying that does mean if anyone interrogates him they'll learn a false piece of information.

>>23187959
>>23187946
Seconded like the Fist of the North Star. We'll mock-interrogate him for a bit, pretending to be DD and establishing how many thralls he has so we can figure out just how fucked they are, then we'll let him escape and wreak havoc on those pious bastards.

>>23187946
Wouldn't work. The issue is first we have to do target identification before we can start. Plus, if we start systematically assassinating Dextra Firsties the upper circle students will get involved.

"Could you come here and take him like Breakfast?" you ask, nervously.

"I... Maybe, Max. These guys are good at that, though. Psychic assaults are what these guys do to thralls. It would take a long time to break him - if I can - and I don't know if I can get to you in time. You have a hostage right now, but if you just wait around, the thralls will lose patience eventually," he says.

What do you do?

>>23187797
if it has thralls working for it why is the vampire lord wandering around doing the dirty work itself?

>>23188033
Shoot him and run, it's not worth it.

We're wasting too much time.

>>23188033
If thralls are just human still we can outrun them. Pop the fucker in the head and book it.

Maybe ask dad if they're enhanced at all. If they are, that may change things.

>>23188033
It seems we'll have to rely on our natural mind control then. Fuck it into submission. Hasn't failed yet.

>>23188033
can't you teleport to me? You can do conjuration. Plus we never broke the outbound circle.

>>23188033
>>23188033
Ask him about the big granite building while we've got the chance. Tell him we're Dextra Domini, and that we will not tolerate him attacking any other students, and that if it so much as sets foot on school grounds, it will die. Tell him that if you go missing, DD know where you are by tracking wards, and that this entire area, including that building, will be scorched earth within the week. His thralls are not to touch you, and he is to never attack you ever again, or next time the bullet goes to the head.

>>23188033
Ask if they are cowardly/honorable enough to honor deals. Deals like moving their little base of operations farther from our backyard in exchange for not snapping necks.. I mean, shooting BatMan.

Could we make a threatening enough show of dominance for it to stick?

>>23188033
Do the whole Dextra Dominati thing. Pretent to be a god-botherer, and provoke him into attacking the group.

>>23188033
Tie his hands and wings with whatever's handy, grab him and start walking the fuck away, in the general direction of our tower. Keep him silent and get out of sight to give ourselves more time for Dad to get there.

>>23188095
"Can you teleport to me?"

"You're the one with the key, Max, unless you found some way of passing through the wards without it."

>>23188109
No

>>23188033
Negotiate.

Thralls are not good thing. Running is good thing but we don't know how thralls work and if they can use magic.

Tell dad to start running, we're buying time here.

>>23188033
"Batty, you want to live don't you? So why don't we go for a walk, away from your servants. I'm keeping you with me, if you do anything hinky you get a bullet in the brain, if your thralls follow us I'll fill you with lead."

Lead him away from this area, keep a gun to his head, ask about the tower. Once we're somewhere a bit safer we might be able to mind fuck him. Telling him that if he resists we will instead of altering his mind just smear it over the pavement.

>>23188060
That means his thralls go full Berserker and rip us apart, we don't have enough bullets.

>>23188118
Walk five feet past the wards then teleport out. Or use the outbound circle.

>>23188118
Isn't he the one powering the wards anyway? Couldn't he like stop powering them, port to us grab the pair of us and port back and begin mindrape in 30 seconds?

>>23188150
Using the circle requires the key.

>>23188150
which we disabled...

yeah, your a retard

>>23188150
Can't use the porters without a key.

>>23188182
>port back
We don't have a circle here to head back with.

>>23188186
No, we only disabled the inbound.

>>23188186
We actually disabled the inbound circle, not the outbound. Doesn't change the whole "walk five feet bit"

You just can't rely on your demonic absentee father to solve all of life's problems in magic school.

>wow, never needed to say That before.

>>23188202
Oh, well now I look stupid

>>23188182
"Can't you just power down the wards, then teleport to me?"

"I would need to banish the elemental first, Max. I don't know if I can banish it and still teleport to you safely. Banishing causes a lot of strain."

>>23188212
Really, we need to be able to take care of ourselves. We need to either decide to keep him and interrogate him or do whatever. Keep 'em, leave 'em, kill 'em. We need to do something.

>>23188202
I'm pretty sure the teleport circle is basically a way to bypass the wards in a secure fashion.

>>23188232
While having this conversation, we're frog-marching this guy away from the site of the scream, not just standing around like a moron, right?

>>23188232
We're going to have to deal with this one ourself.

Take him hostage, lead him away from his thralls.

>>23188232
Its pretty clear that we need to resolve this situation by OURSELVES, guys stop looking to daddy to fix all our problems

>>23188232
Take him hostage, pretend to be DD. Don't let him see Dad, or that would ruin the charade. Interrogate him just enough to know how many and how powerful his thralls are, then let him escape to wreak havoc on Dextra.

>>23188254
This.

Goddamnit guys we've got to be independent.

>>23188249
I agree, at least we need to get him moving and keep him quiet. The thralls come to the source of the scream, we need to get away from this place. Not the tower, though. If we go to the tower and he opens his yap, we're in trouble.

>>23188259
He's a coward, I don't think he'd start a fight with Dextra.

>>23188259
No.

>>23188232
The thralls converge on the screech, right, so if we forced it to get moving now, we could probably hide from a lot of them. Keep it at gunpoint, force it to move in the direction of our tower, that way if shit goes south, we're closer to home.

I'm new to these thread, have there been any sexy times?

>>23188268
Addendum: Lead him a decent distance away, quietly, to some random, relatively secure place. Interrogate him, but let's not act like DD. If they find out a vampire lord has attacked their own, they're going to go scorched earth near our base. We can't have that.

>>23188292
Yes. Plenty

>>23188292
Yes. There has been quite a lot of sexytimes. Massive flying fucktons of it.

>>23188279
> Keep it at gunpoint, force it to move in the direction of our tower
NO

NO NO NO NO

We do not lead it to our Sanctum you idiots!

>>23188268
I didn't mean take him straight into the tower, just that general direction, so dad could get to us quicker on foot and we could bail faster if we needed to. And in any case, if we made it close enough home that he could tell where it is, then we're also close enough to just dash in the door and throw him in one of the cells.

>>23188292
Yes. From thread 1, and in most threads since. The protagonist is a /fit/ dickgirl, and then we went to the fucking Scholomance. Come for the smut, stay for... well, still the smut. But there's paranoia and grimdark hogwarts too.

>>23188277
Why not? The infighting would keep them off our backs.

>>23188319
>The protagonist is a /fit/ dickgirl

Ah, its nice to see you too boner.

>>23188308
I'm not saying we take it through the front door, we just move somewhere else and hide out, somewhere closer to our base, so that if we need to make a break for it, we can.

>>23188308
But then we can kill it there, run in the door, and be protected by wards until the thralls snap out of it.

+1 for forcing the vampire to crawl with us

>>23188320
>infighting
Have you not paid attention to what they do? The more we brazenly attack them, the more they indiscriminately attack everyone else.

>>23188337
And then the Thralls know where we live. That's a situation to be fucking avoided.

>>23188320
It'd lead to generalized chaos all around us, we don't want to be in the middle of a FUCKING WARZONE.

>>23188345
That's assuming they remember thrallhood after we ice the vamp.

If they are going to remember just go grab more bullets and shoot them from behind the wards.

>>23188339
>>23188345
yeah, lets wait till classes are a fair way underway before we start this shit, we want to keep a low profile while we improve ourselves first

>>23188339
Hm, that's a good point. I say we interrogate him about his thralls, determine whether they'd break through the tower's defences, and then execute him when they're near it. Once the rampage dies down, we get a boatload of confused people looking for guidance and shelter.

"How many thralls do you have?" you ask.

"Hundreds!" the vampire lord declares. "I will give them all to you if you let me live, and if you kill me, they shall fall upon you!"

You see shadows moving in the ruins. You can't get a good look at what the motion is, in part because you don't want to look away from the vampire lord.

"Please, just let me go free and I'll give you anything I have - anything you want - and then never trouble you again!"

What do you do?

>>23188395
fuck him up the ass.

as in, threaten to play bumbum unless he does /exactly/ what we say.

then command him to order his thralls to fall on their swords.

>>23188395
No way in hell he can be trusted to keep his word, we either need to finish him and run for it now, or order him to make his thralls run as far as they can in the opposite direction, and then finish him off and run for it.

>>23188395
let him go, but do so with diplomacy, we don't want to create an urge for vengeance within this guy and his thralls...yet

>>23188395
"Sure, maybe they'll kill me if I do. You'll still be dead."
"Call them off. Now."

>>23188395
One litre of your blood, and you're a free man... beast.. thing.

>>23188395
This is just bad
>kill him and get swarmed by thralls
>run and get swarmed by thralls
>take him hostage and risk revealing our base and getting swarmed by thralls
>make a deal with him, which he will then break and we get swarmed by thralls

He's obviously a liar, there's no way he has hundreds. But I don't really feel like taking on even a dozen of whoever was weak enough for this guy to take.

The only option is to snap his neck and book it.

>>23188395
>"Hundreds!" the vampire lord declares.
so, 2 tops. An old homeless looking guy and a tweenage girl with a slightly gimpy leg who cam to Scholomance in a Gifted&Talented program.

Send him on his way after recovering some blood or fur. Promise dark magics if you ever even Suspect the coward has gone back on his word.

>>23188395
Get whatever we want from him, and then fucking kill him if there's even the slightest chance he might stab us in the back. Knowing him being a hunter of those weaker than him, and a purely opportunist mindset, he'll backstab us and take back whatever he gave us.

Lead him far away from this place first. Get something valuable from him. He's gonna be dead even if his thralls attack us. He knows that. He's trying to bluff out of the situation. That's insulting to our intelligence.

>>23188462
I endorse this.

Also, FemCOCK, is there a way we can do, like, a Sense Motive check of some sort? It's worth a shot.

>>23188395
Tell him that we are not operating alone, and the person we were talking to on the phone is a powerful mage who will seek revenge if he breaks his word.

If he's a coward, he'll probably buy that.

>>23188477
Yeah, I'm gonna have to agree with you there. Killing him is the only way to reveal the thralls right there and then, without leading them to your base. Call back to base, get a teleportation pickup from somewhere, and leg it as soon as he's dead.

>>23188395
Cut of f his finger and ask again how many. Repeat untill he answers the same twice.

>>23188477
That's a terrible idea.

>>23188395
"I am not working alone, if you betray me the vengeance upon you will be terrible and you will take days to die.

Call off your thralls. You will give me your blood, and I'm sure you know what terrible things a Mage can do with your blood, it'll make this bullet wound feel like nothing.

You are now in my service, should I have any instructions for you I will leave them here and you will obey them. Is this understood?

I'm assuming you house your thralls in this building?"

>>23188513
We can't. We're the only one with a fucking key.

>>23188395
Demand information, threaten some more, then offer release and tell him we don't want to se him around these parts ever again.

I think he's a coward and will let us be. After all, there are so many more easier targets than an armed muscle wizard.

Guys, you all do realize that the key isn't the ONLY way in and out of the tower, right?
There the huge fucking hole in the roof. Pops could just jump.

>>23188620
The wards extend to cover that.

>>23188513
>without leading them to your base.

I think NOT!

from the last thread>
> You get dressed and head out of the tower. You intend to explore in a wide spiral around the tower from both the ground and soaring across the roof tops. The idea is to get both a really good idea of the layout of the area you're in and to see if you can find anywhere good. Most of the area that the clocktower is in is extremely densely-packed and only somewhat ruined. It's a traceur's paradise, with all sorts of ways from street to roof and all kinds of ways over and through buildings.

Tie the vampire up with something, throw it over our shoulder, and leg it until the thralls give up.
they probably don't have parkour, and will probably be grateful to us for freeing them!

I have a better idea.

Use the Incubus Push/Pull sight to see if there are any links between the vampire and its thralls that we can use to see where they are coming from

Ask dad what power do thralls have. Can they fly, move with high speed, have super strength.

>>23188668
>Tie the vampire up with something, throw it over our shoulder, and leg it until the thralls give up.
It's fucking bear-sized.

>>23188668
>Tie the vampire up with something, throw it over our shoulder, and leg it until the thralls give up.
It's the size of a bear.

are we ever going to research magical aphrodisiac powders to blow in our enemy's faces?

>>23188620
Yeah, they aren't actually trapped inside.

>>23188693
>>23188689
Yeah. Good luck outrunning a group of crazed, mindfucked, suicidal slaves

Mmmmm. I like watching you guys squirm. I'm going to go make some espresso and keep watching this for you guys to come to a consensus on what to do.

>>23188694
No, we're going to learn how to jizz aphrodisiac into our enemy's faces via living alchemy.

>>23188708
>aphrodisiac
Real-world aphrodisiacs aren't the mind-break sex-drugs that they are in your chinese comic book porn.

>>23188702
Considering we're a ripped parkour-ninja with really good luck on Body rolls, it wouldn't be very hard at all.

>>23188714
Which is why we'd be using magiced-up incubi ones instead.

>>23188707
You're just trying to end the quest, aren't you.

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We should try and come to an arrangement with him, having a Vampire with at least a dozen thralls helping us out will be useful for recon purposes.
The only problem is that we can't really offer him anything of value he would want.

>>23188707
Let's roll Soul to see if we can tell whether the Vampire Lord is fibbing.

>>23188707
Tell him to command the thralls to remain where they are while he flies off. Tell him that we don't want to see him around here any more, so he should find a new place to hang (like a bat, get it?) and we will not hunt him down or make the blood in his body turn to sand.
(pretend we know how)

Everyone wins.
who is with me?

>>23188727
Why not just use regular Enchantment at that point, then?

>we decide to run
>roll body
>fantastic rolls
>we make it
>get to our sanctum
>open the door
>get on the floor
>everybody walk the dinosaur

Then FemCOCK laughs at his week long joke and siphons off a lifetime filling of assmad.

>>23188707
What's to argue about, we were told he's a coward, he saw us talking to someone else on the phone, tell him that if he goes back on his word and sends his thralls after us, our allies will ensure that he dies a slow, horrific death.

>>23188758
I still like all of the clever Idea's that our OP immediately killed.

>>23188749
His life. We take some blood, and then threaten him that we'll use it for some wizardy thaumaturgical thing and make his brain explode out of his nose if he betrays us.

Make him work for us, scout for us, leave messages and reports for us here, we leave orders here, and if he follows us we'll do the head explodey thing we told him about.

Easy as pie.

>>23188714
>Jizzing magic aphrodisiacs
>Trying to tell me it's not realistic
You don't say.

Let's not run. He will attempt to attack us again and might even track us to the sanctum.

I say we negotiate wih him. Hold hostage, interrogate, then send him the fuck away from the area. Or kill him, you know. We can run away from thralls for an hour. We're a fucking muscle wizard.

What if we set up a deal with this thing where our dad periodically gives it tidbits of information through the dream-web on where it might, oh I don't know, stumble across lone isolated low level Dextra members? We don't maintain any contact with it, don't have it anywhere near the base, or us, and it still does our dirty work for free. As a bonus odds are pretty good it will get itself killed once Dex figures out low level members are being picked off by a vampire and maybe the incident where Breakfast went missing gets blamed on that too.

>>23188714
IRL aphrodisiacs also aren't magical demon spooge that has been altered by even more magic.

>>23188707
The amount of squabbling over handling this one issue is actually leaving me exhausted, to be honest. I just want us to do something. God, just let him go. He's more trouble than he's worth at this point. Just get some blood from him and be on our way.

>>23188816
What are we carrying on us that we can keep blood in.

>>23188764
Because sometimes we'll want to use Enchantment on ourselves, like 'oiling the gears' of our brain to give ourselves bullet time.

>>23188807
Ohohoooo, offer him a way to get free Dextra thralls - for information and Tower protection. We can help each other here.

Are vampires spirits? Tell him we're kinda spirits.

>>23188783
We're not really in a bargaining position for that honestly and I doubt he would buy it considering how long he must have been alive here.

>>23188847
Worst case, he'll get himslf killed.

>>23188851
We are pointing a gun to his head. He is a coward. Even if he knew the thralls will kill us, he doesn't want to lose his life over it. He already knows we'e trigger-happy.

>>23188829
soak a rag in it, use it to fertilize dryad

Simply tell him to call off his thralls and then we will wait until our fifth circle friend shows up. Then we will leave and he will survive. We'll contact him later about the rest of our payment. Of course if he thinks he can hide from a fifth circle he is welcome to try.

>>23188881
Seconding this. Mindthrall Dryad would be sweet.

>>23188847
Stop trying to use him against Dextra. We don't need to start a private war with them when everyone else wants them dead.

I feel like we're all blowing this issue completely out of proportion in some way or another. We know he's a coward, so let's get something out of him like a good soaking of his blood, and then let him bugger off. Or we can kill him, whatever. The paranoia is preventing you people from acting.

>>23188873
It could be worth a shot, maybe we can hint at further developments down the road if he agrees to give us the blood that we desire in exchange for his life.

>>23188847
Dextra will catch him, torture him, find out we put him up to it, and then they will murder the fuck out of us.

So no, let's not.

>>23188851
We have a fucking gun to his head. He's a coward and he doesn't want to die.

We get the blood, have him call off his goons, walk with him a bit away with a gun to his head, have him lie down, leave while pointing a gun at him, then get back home.

>>23188881
>>23188905
Not enough blood for that.

>>23188847
Let's not do any of that. Let's not antagonize the crazy people and start a war that we'll be caught in the middle of.

Guys. Do you want to ally and trust a coward that would gladly spill the location of our sanctum to any Dextra that happens to pass by?

In case you're not sure: No, you do not.

Threaten him and tell him to fuck off of our hood, or pop a cap in his ass.

>>23188940
Just take off our shirt and get it all sorts of soaked. He wont mind.

>>23188955
If we are far enough away from our sanctum that our dad cant reach us in time, then I think he will have trouble divulging its location.

>>23188956
I mean there's not enough blood to water a dryad with. It's not one application of something, it's watering it with it.

>>23188955
You assume he knows we are a demon. Plus, I want to murder him and gain control of his thralls later anyway. We just need to get through this next tricky bit.

>>23188955
>that would gladly spill the location of our sanctum to any Dextra that happens to pass by?
He has no reason to believe Dextra would care about where we are, so its not like he is gonna spill our location even if they do catch him.
>>23188969
We could bury the seed with the rag.

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Just shoot him.

Fuck, I mean it this time

>>23188955
> pop a cap in his ass.

Better idea here.

Tell him to call off his thralls, or we'll put a bullet in his wings.

Like kneecapping. Only with bats.

>>23188395
"How about a deal, what if I told you that I had a certain, partner, who could get you information on where and when you might find isolated low level students.

In exchange you call off the thralls and don't try to follow me, that doesn't sound too bad does it?

If you sick your thralls on me now you get one meal, oh and my partner will find you and make your life a living hell.

Or you can be patient, lick your wounds, and get more easy pickings than you'll know what to do with."

>>23188807
going to go with my idea and say we feed it info through the dream-web on where to find isolated newbie Dex members.

Shoot him, use free running to escape.

Become the night.

>>23188977
>>23188979
Who cares about the Dextra?

What we have to worry about are RIVAL FIRSTIES

Have you forgotten that we're basically in Battle Royale: Hogwarts Edition?

>>23188999
Dextra will kill us on principle.

>>23188982
That'll lead to us getting swarmed by goons, for fucks sake, read the thread.

>>23188995
I do no think this is a good idea.

If it gets caught it'd quickly tell everyone about us. If it hadn't seen our face I'd be happy, but...

Why the fuck are we making deals with him, threaten him, he's a coward, tell him if he tries anything, he'll die, to us or our allies, and he should go find a new place to live.

>>23189018
This.

Also, didn't you guys want to kill some monsters yesterday?

>>23189009
And other firsties will kill us to get ahead.

Either way we want neither the Dextra or our rivals interrogating this guy.

>>23189016
hmm, maybe dad could mind wipe it?

Welp, I'm gonna be gone for about the next forty-five minutes. I'm throwing in my vote to get some blood or something out of him by threats and then being on our way. We don't need to befriend or enslave every creature that we meet.

>>23189035
Stop relying on dad for everything.

>>23189018
Can we just do this and move on.

This argument could go on until doomsday.

are we far from our hideout? if so then just kill him.

>>23189047
Yes.

Again, weak-willed, scummy allies are worse than most enemies.

>>23189018
This.

Also, collect whatever of his blood's spilled out from his bullet wound once he's gone.

>>23189042
Then how about we have him teach us while doing it. Best way to learn is by example.

>>23189035
He's not here and he can't get here. He also said that he wasn't sure if he could mindfuck this thing considering it has a talent with Enchantment, you know, how it gets thralls.

>>23189018
That's why I suggested getting some blood from him, to lend credence to threats.

Threaten him, get blood, make him call off his thralls, walk him a bit away so he can't sic them on us, then leave.

>>23189058
WE'LL GET SWARMED BY HIS THRALLS! Read the god damn thread.

>>23189042
It's only because we can't really do magic yet, he can, once we have a few tricks of our own I'm all for being independent.

Shoot him a few times in the leg to get him to bleed out more then collect some blood using our shirt.

Tell him he can go, but if he fucks with us again, or we see him around here, then we've got a fair bit of his blood...

Remember our dad's advice.

>Is it still alive?"
>"Yeah, for now."
>"Good! Good. Keep it that way

So no killings. But no allying this little bitch either. Tell him to get out of our face forever. In exchange for his precious (un)life.

What if we trick it ( with another phone call) into thinking that a sniper has it in it's sights?

Tell it if it or it's thralls try to chase us then it dies. If worst comes to worst we need to outrun/outgun some thralls and I think we're up to that.

Better make sure we lose them before going back to base though.

Yeah, don't kill him. Frankly We should say whatever we need to say to get him to leave us alone long enough for us to organize a proper hunting party So we can kill him and deal with his thralls properly.

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>>23189214
>"Don't move. I have a sniper covering this position."

>"Yeaaaah. Suuuuure."

>>23189244
Except... We could. There were scoped rifles in the stash and Pops can magic up a few rounds on his way to the roof. We could have him and Lin cover us if they can get a decent shot, though I don't think Liz would handle a rifle very well with her Body score.
Just how far from the tower are we?

>>23189328
That's... really retarded.

We don't have the time to pull something like that off right now.

>>23189244
It's a coward remember? It's also hurt and I'm willing to bet that other first years have had crazier shit than a sniper working for them before.

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>>23189154
>>23189075
>>23189047
>>23189030
>>23189018
>>23188955
>>23188931

>>23189347
You're probably right. I was just throwing the idea our there. Maybe we could get some ammo made and train L&L with the rifles later on down the line. Liz is going to specialize in conjuration, right? A teleporting sniper would make for some pretty sweet backup.

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>>23189441
>A teleporting sniper
Best character build idea ever.

>>23189441
A teleporting sniper that can leave traps in the form of summoned beasties.

>>23189473
Summon some little supernatural creature with incredible eyesight to sit on her shoulder and be a spotter.

>>23189473
and set ward traps so others can't port away

>>23189473
a teleporting sniper that leaves beasties when she teleports away

>>23189516
Beasties that immobilize the target for better accuracy.

>>23189516
And then while you're desperately trying to stop the fanged horror from eating you, she's set up again and bullets start whizzing by your head.

>>23189540
I was thinking of it as something triggered by a ward when someone approaches her position as a backup plan in case someone sends a team around back to get her

Really? teleporting sniper? Is that best you can come up with for the ability to manipulate space/time?

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You pull off your shirt and use it to soak up a lot of the vampire's blood. "First, move. This is MY territory, and if I find you in it again, I'll put a bullet in your skull next time. Second, you mess with any of my allies, I kill you. You mess with me, they kill you. I'm going to walk away. Don't follow me," you say. You slowly back up, fire a shot over the vampire lord's head to discourage it to follow, and then fucking book it.

You're a few buildings away before you hear it giving that awful, awful shriek again.

Roll Body to outrun the thralls. I'll consider the first four rolls.

>>23189372
I concur. I also say get some blood just because it cant hurt to try, but maybe thats just me.

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>>23189540
>>23189538
>>23189516
>>23189505
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>>23189568
>mfw people take my idea and run with it so fast

Rolled 78

>>23189576
GOTTA GO FAST

Rolled 47

>>23189576
This is it.

Rolled 96

>>23189576
Saw that coming.

Rolled 24

>>23189576
Well fuck. If we ever find him again, kill on sight.

Rolled 89

>>23189576
Runnan.

>>23189595
>>23189589
See? Parkour ninja.

>>23189589
>>23189595
Its like we're really Sanic!

Rolled 98

>>23189595
well shit, we run like a fucking kenyan

Rolled 77

>>23189576
run rabbit run

Rolled 35

>>23189571
What would you suggest then?

>>23189576
Running running running

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>>23189619
>>23189617
>>23189602
>>23189595
>>23189589

>>23189617
Irony.

>ovirans Smoked
We sure fucking did.

>>23189568
Two wards. A very weak one that covers a wide distance that can detect small fast moving objects (bullets) that automatically teleports her away, and a stronger one that gives her time to prepare to teleport away.

Rolled 53

>>23189622
I got it, we teleport stuff inside them. teleport chunks of them away from the rest of them. teleport them into walls. teleport reactive chemicals into the same spot right over their heads. there are some possibilities here. but I like poof poof bang bang best.

>>23189648
>a sniper rifle that teleports bullets into people
oh my

>>23189571
Teleporting + C4 = fun

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>>23189658
Well if Teleporting maintains KE, you can fire the bullet, and then teleport it somewhere and have it keep going, maybe at a different angle.

The best part is, no overt signs of magical involvement, they'll investigate in the direction the bullet came from.

>>23189589
>>23189595
I can't believe we spent so long arguing over literally nothing, jesus fuck.

>>23189622
Depends what you want to do.
It was mentioned earlier that in previous years someone managed to conjure up a small part of the sun into someone's hideout.

Now that's probably a bit extreme and high level at this moment, but how about we open up a portal into space and let it drain the air from and area?
Or open a half inch diameter hole to the marianas trench and enjoy our new cutting tool.

Use conjuration to stick a flamethrower inside someone at range as terror tactics

There are a few ideas,

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>>23189658
Good god.
We've brought shitty hitscan videogame guns into real life.

>>23189670
wait wait wait. we're combining teleportation and sniper rifles all wrong. we need to teleport SNIPER RIFLES into people

>success esplder
capcha, I like how you think

>>23189685
I'm pretty sure the sun thing was bullshit, from how the guy's friends reacted to the story.

>>23189695
Two guys, standing guard.

We teleport a silenced pistol into one guy's heart, which shoots the second guy.

Perfect.

>>23189670
I remember someone who used a fighting style like that.

>>23189703
Depends on what range conjuration has.
In fact, that's something worth investigating.

>>23189723
it would be more efficient to simply teleport their heads up their own asses

>>23189685
The Marianas Trench bit won't work. The Marianas Trench only has a pressure of 15k PSI, a water cutting tool is at the lower 40k PSI, and high end of 100,000 PSI.

>>23189744
would make some nice crowd control

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>>23189723
>shooting people with guns which then shoot other people
SOMEBODY STOP ME

>>23189744
That makes me sad.
Very well, portal into the earths mantle.
Very high pressure and temperature.

>>23189742
This is assuming that baleful teleportation is difficult, mind you.

>>23189744
15k PSI is inefficient, but still more than enough to shear metal and flesh.

>>23189763
portal into a tank of compressed shit.

>>23189763
And more collateral damage than you can shake a stick at. More of an offensive action than defensive. But workable.

>>23189771
It'd hurt, might even cut things in half, but I don't think it could break through good magic defenses, could be wrong of course.

>>23189777
>FIRE THE FAECES CANNON
>Oh god why!
yfw you are dismembered by a high pressure stream of shit

>>23189595
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-Mqq0Z7eg0

>>23189658
>not bullets that teleport people in time

do you even negima

>>23189777
literally?
are we going to compress our own fecal matter and shoot it at our enemies for the shit/piss fetishists?

>>23189763
That's like making a volcano - the pressure difference will spew hot, semi-molten metals and rock all over the place.

AIM AWAY FROM FACE. KEEP OUT OF REACH FROM CHILDREN AND PETS.

>>23189810
Kind of the idea.

>>23189595
WE SANIC NOW

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>>23189818
You, meanwhile, are not.

>>23189799
http://youtu.be/ycsYXeeaidA?t=2m48s
Never existed.

>Open a stable portal to the sun
>Use sun as a flamethrower
>Underestimate the damage resulting from using the sun as a flame thrower
>Cleanse the earth

>>23189800
not in a fetishy way, hopefully. More in a horrifyingly demoralizing way when the dextra domini people realize that one of their people was just dismembered by incubus shit. We shall be spoken of in fearful, hushed whispers as the fecalmancer

>>23189832
You would incenerate yourself.

>>23189838
>>23189800
>>23189777
... that's a retarded idea. Never speak of it again.

>>23189847
You would incinerate alot more than yourself.

>>23189847
Not to mention irradiate.

>>23189847
I personally would be more worried about the gravitational stresses you would cause in the local area.

>>23189850
One does not simply wish the fecalmancer away. And besides, executing muslims with bullets dipped in pigs blood was an effective deterrent for years.

>>23189854
Well yea, you would die instantly, the portal would close, and if the city was lucky it wouldn't cause an instant nuclear explosion.

>>23189796
we are at least on par with this guy man
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhG4F1ijD1k

>>23189864
You would be too dead to worry xp.

>>23189872
General Pershing doing that is an urban legend with nothing to substantiate it, and there is nothing in the Koran that getting shot with pig bullets would deny you entrance into heaven. It's a fabrication.

And it's still a fucking stupid idea.

>>23189883
Parkour is boring, freerunning is where it is as man.

>>23189796
>>23189883
You are both wrong.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zCJDyArHb9I

>>23189903
You can not mean to deny that it would be an incredibly demoralizing weapon. They can tell we're corrupted by demonic influence just by looking at us, I'd imagine they could identify demonic corruption in a jet of pressurized shit that just tore their comrade apart and made for the worst cleanup job in recorded history. Let it loose in their headquarters, and they'll have a mess that will make them weep while cleaning.

>>23189983
So which are you, scat fetishist or 13 years old?

Or both?

>>23190014
Completely irrelevant, you're simply resorting to ad hominem attacks at this point. If you can bring up a reason against this that isn't "ur stupid, stop ruining fetish quest with your fetishes" then we can work together to make the most efficient weapon possible. Until then, I shall continue to voice my ideas.

>>23190037
You're talking about spraying pressurized shit at people, how else am I supposed to view it except as the most fucking retarded thing ever.

>>23190037
First, it's stupid and ineffective, second, there are so many better options, third it requires too much work for too little reward, fourth, it's fucking retarded, fifth, it's unfeasible considering our resources and the ammo is limited, sixth, it's fucking retarded you fuck.

Now stop voicing stupid ideas.

I think it can be very plainly shown that, lacking input and feedback, we quickly go entirely insane.

>>23190070
No, just one person has gone insane. The rest of us think he's a dumbass.

What happened to FemCOCK, it's been a half hour since the last post, and as is to be expected, the thread is imploding.

>>23190075
>implying /tg/ isn't just one person

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>>23190070
I fail to see how this is news to anyone.

>>23190054
I have listed reasons as to why I think it would be effective, and you have done nothing to refute them. I'm sure you've seen the picture of the marine holding a fake head on a stick to check if there's snipers about. It's captioned with "If something looks stupid, but works, then it isn't." You just need to open your mind a little instead of calling every off the wall idea that comes your way "the most fucking retarded thing ever."

>>23189589
>>23189595
You're not even sure if something is chasing you, you move so fast. You get back to the tower in relatively short order, then climb up in through the roof. You go down to the kitchen, where everyone's sitting around the table looking at Liz's cell phone, except Breakfast, who's touching herself in the corner and looking bored.

"Max!" says your dad, standing up immediately and giving you a hug.

"Mistress!" shouts Liz, getting in on that hug too. Lin stands behind, giving you a relieved smile while Breakfast walks up and rubs against you. "Thank god you got away!"

Then you hear a big, clanging boom against the brass doors downstairs. Then another. Then another.

What do you do?

>>23190037
>most efficient weapon possible.
>shit beam
no that's like to opposite of efficient. if you really wanted efficient we go for Max acceleration(mind and body) hitscan bullets, and a monomolecular knife

>>23190085
You can tell because it's all the same user name.

>>23190108
>Then you hear a big, clanging boom against the brass doors downstairs. Then another. Then another.
Welp. They know we're here now.

They cannot be allowed to live, period.

>>23190108
See if there's a window or murder-hole overlooking the gate, and try and peer through it. Does the tower come with a barbican?

>>23190108
Shit, guess we didn't outrun them as well as we thought.

>>23190065
You say there are better options, but it's entirely conceivable that this would work much the same as conventional chemical/biological weapons, and be easier to manufacture given the difficulty of obtaining materials for those. Their main purpose isn't killing people, it's area denial. Controlling movement and so forth. If we spray it somewhere outside of their beaten paths, they won't use those paths until it's cleaned up. Odds are, they won't want to clean it up and will simply take another path. If we set it off in an area that they will need to use, they'll have to devote manpower to cleaning it.

>>23190129
Remind me again why we haven't built a lever that floods the streets with lava?

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>>23190108
Yeah, maybe not quite.

I didn't kill it, like you asked.

Would having it's blood help any?

>>23190108
Try to assess the situation. See if we can find a vantage point to look down on them from and hopefully snipe from.

>>23190138
This, plus if we get a chance to get a shot at the vampire lord, take it, because I'd imagine the thralls will stop being controlled long before they batter the door down.

>>23190108
"Joy. Our wards will hold up, but I want to see exactly what we're up against.

Dad, could you get some ammo for a sniper rifle. We have company. I also have some of the Lord's blood, can you use that to help with this?"

>>23190148
Words can not express how retarded that idea is, just drop it.

>>23190108
Lets hope dad made enough ammunition for all those guns, it's time to lock and load.

>>23190173
If biological warfare weren't horrifyingly effective, it wouldn't be banned by the geneva convention

Quickly, get everyone together and arm them (except Brakfast, she's more likely to shoot herself into her leg or something).

Tell dad that you could have killed the vampire lord, but you didn't and this is the result. Ask for quick advice on how to deal with the attack.

Then kick the door and start your kill streak.

Everyone, just ignore the shitspray guy, it's not like anyone else is taking him seriously, so it doesn't matter what he says.

>>23190108
"Welp, Liz and Lin, could you go grab a gun? Dad, here is some of the vampire's blood. Do something nasty to him with it if you would?"

Ask dad if we can use the blood to deal with the Vampire Lord.

>>23190148
>it's area denial.
enchanted landmines in oxygen enriched rooms and invisible razorwire

>>23190216
those destroy infrastructure, and I'd wager that they're more expensive to make.

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>>23190108
Oh shit...
Something's here. We must defend our women and pet. Arm ourselves and get ready.
What kind of internal defenses do we have? The room of walls and barbed wire, right? At least they can only come as us one at a time.
>captcha: jesred was
Jesred actually sounds like a good name for a bat-thing.

>>23190233
then poisoned caltrops

If dad can't use the blood to help us, ask him to go to the door and alchemize it into a solid wall. Snipe the thralls from windows if possible.

>>23190216
I really don't want to take the shitspray guy's side, but I think rooms filled with methane might work pretty well too

>>23190250
We've got wards running, we don't need to do that.