>>23178823
Oh, you used my dark and heinous creation, but transplanted her eyes. Delicious.

I like this quest OP.
Here, have some very important information on magic.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FWtO0cfgewY

i've always wondered how does the luggage get to the foot of each kids bed? and how do they know which bed is theirs? just seems like a lot of chaos would ensue if it was a "find your shit" situation. also who would it fall on to deside who gets to sleep in the same space as the others? like ron and harry and shamus and dean and neville just happened to all get put in the same level of the tower?

>>23178847
Although, I sense the entropic energy around the kitty isn't inspiring as much horror as it could be. You may need to refine your twilight surgeries a bit.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UoeZp-G4pg&list=PL9FA61E42DD4D993D

>>23178873
>like ron and harry and shamus and dean and neville just happened to all get put in the same level of the tower?
I just assumed that each year was grouped together

>>23178873

That might be a sensible question were they not magical wizards with the administrative authority to tell people where to go.

>>23178873
They probably keep the bags at a central location, then move them to the quarters once a room has been assigned.

>>23178886
i mean specifically those 5 shared a level of the tower. how did that happen? there were alot more male first years in gryffindor.

>>23178891
i just want to know whos job it is to transport and decide that shit

>>23178907
Sorcery, a suicide pact, hallucinogenic venom, and ghost dancing along banisters.

>>23178911
Ted the Unhorser.

>>23178907
The most powerful magic of all - the plot.

>>23178904
they keep them right outside of the great hall but they were already there when harry got to gryffindor tower

>>23178920
Dumbwaiters.

>>23178907
Sorting hat did it.
Keeps the rowdiness down.

>>23178928
You ever wonder what would happen if someone vaporized the sorting hat one night.

>>23178912
all fun things for children to choke on but none of them answer my question,

>>23178934
You know, they do.

>>23178927
not only are the dormitorys at different levels they are in completely different parts of the castle

>>23178949
Dumbwaiters.

>>23178927
Dumblewaiters

>>23178928
i like this theory.

>>23178932
Hufflepuff would cease to exist

>>23178954
Stumblewaiters

>>23178954
i chuckled

>>23178934
Well, they became friends because they wound up in the same level. Except Harry and Ron who met on the train and lucked out.

>>23178954

SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEWAITER

>>23178957
Or inflate massively with all the "not filthy rich, not a smartass and not a weasly" kids.

>>23178957

Excellent. This will be one of our plans.

>>23178957
which wouldn't be a bad thing.


also am i the only one that doesnt want millie to be in slytherin

back and writefagging

>>23178975
see, now we're destined to end up there
>>23178981
I'm hoping for Ravenclaw

>>23178981
Nope. The sheer drama and daddy issues winding up in any other house would cause is enough reason for me to want her in Ravenclaw.

>>23178989
>ravenclaw
agreed its the least covered house and it will let us know who good of a writefag our dm is

are we smart enough for ravenclaw tho?

be dark and edgy. make a sacrificial knife

>>23178989

As I said, if we find ourselves in Slytherin,

I WILL BRING FORTH UNENDING TORMENT AND VOMIT TIAMATS ALL OVER THIS TRAVESTY.

>>23178994
>The sheer drama and daddy issues winding up in any other house would cause is enough reason for me to want her in Ravenclaw.
"Sorry gal, you weren't a condescending cunt to anybody on the train. No Slytherin for you, I'm afraid."

>>23179001
Soon my daughter, soon.

>>23178996
I will allow your assertion that Ravenclw is the least developed stand, if you can satisfactorily answer this question.
What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!

>>23179000

Oddly enough, all of our character stats, skills, and traits are probably a perfect match for Ravenclaw.

Hence we will be going to Gryffindor.

who ever archived the last thread forgot to add the Quest, and Collective Game tags

>>23179019
Destroy him, and write this wrong.

You approach an iron gate surrounded by forestastion, beyond it a large lake which leads to the castle.

The groundskeeper waves his wand, the gates open for him.

A couple of the less magic savvy first years watch in awe at this magical display.

Oh no. Water. One of your biggest fears since childhood has been the ocean and all related to it. As an infant you were taken to cambodia with your family whereupon a dark curse was put upon you by rogue wizards. Your heart had stopped for several moments before you came to, having nearly drowned in a lake.

>Roll to keep your composure. 40 or less wins.

>>23178972
Read
>>23179007
Not rich, Smart or Weasly, that's a Hufflepuff

Rolled 1

>>23179023
dice for the dice god

>>23179005
See of we didn't have asshole blood purist father, I'd actually WANT Slytherin, because that house NEEDS a hero to turn it around, bring it back to actually BEING a house of cunning and ambition, rather than a bunch of thugs whose idea of cunning is hiding their face when they steal your milk money. But the daddy issues and hufflepuff cellist shagging call to me.

>>23179007
>What the HELL is a Hufflepuff?!
i think it has something to do with being a particularly good finder

>>23179033

Ooh, I sort of like the idea of dragging Slytherian back to where it should be.

(Some anon tried to delete a roll 47 - OP sees all)

>>23179023
No, no not the Cambodia thing. No.

>>23179044

Well he succeeded. USE IT ANYWAY!

>>23179028
>tries to delete the bad roll
For shame, sir

>>23179044
Yesss, yesss, make her suffer for it.

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>>23178907
>How did that happen?

A wizard did it.

>>23179044

Now she vomits on her shoes twice as hard.

>>23179070

UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You feel your knees go weak as you stop walking in fear you might fall over. Most of the first years keep walking, Joel stays by your side and asks what's wrong as well as two other first years you don't know.

One a beefy boy with red hair and the other a small, squirelly looking kid with messy brown hair.

>"I'm afraid of the water"
>(lie) "I'm fine"
>other.

>>23179082

"I'll be fine. Probably something I ate."

>>23179082
>(lie) "I'm fine"
Mustn't show weakness in front of the lower classes

>>23179033
Both could lead to very interesting stories. Although I think we'll rather end up with bestiality than hufflepuff.

We do have standards, after all.

>>23179082
>>other.
"It's complicated. Just give me a minute."

>>23179027
That's not what one is, it's what one ISN'T. The other three have a defining trait. Loyalty for Gryffindor, Cunning for Slytherin, Intelligence for Ravenclaw. What's the defining trait that makes a Hufflepuff a Hufflepuff?

>>23179082
>a beefy boy with red hair
>red hair

Clearly a Weasly.

Kill him.

>>23179088
>>23179089

NO WEAKNESS SHOWN.

"I'll be fine."

Rolled 48

>>23179082
>other
punch the beefy boy in a blind watery rage

>>23179082
Composure is lost anyways, I very much doubt pride can override fear.
"i'm afraid of the water."

>>23179098
We will actually be enslaving them all for work in the mines.

>>23179082
>not taking the nat 1
nooo my perfect roll, now my sacrifices will have been in vain.
>(lie) "I'm fine"

>>23179094
their defining trait is that they have no defining traits

>>23179104

The dice understand. Our 47 roll is back.

Plus the 1 of the other roll.

OH DEAR WHAT'S HAPPENING.

>>23179115
So they're Welsh?

>>23179113
Why would he take good rolls? Suffering is more fun.

>>23179120
Nah, not enough sex with sheep.

>>23179120
Even the Welsh have Wales.

>>23179090
The "Hufflepuff cellist" thing is an Evangelion joke. We're an antisocial girl who talks to a doll about her problems.

>>23179125
That's Scawtland.

Roll 1d100 for lie. 25 or less is a pass. (I know it seems like it's gradually getting harder to win but this just how the rolls are working out)

Rolled 68

>>23179131

You can strike yourself on the nose for that difficult lie.

Rolled 69

>>23179131

>>23179115
Which makes them the least developed house. "Being generic" is not a character. "Being smart" is flat, but at least it exists. Ravenclaw are ever-so-slightly more developed than Hufflepuff.

Rolled 62

>>23179131
BLOOD AND GLORY, VICTORY AT SEA

>>23179146

No, the thing is you know exactly what happens in Hufflepuff.

And it's all boring.

They're probably the most developed house.

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>>23179139
>>23179143
>>23179147

>their faces when

>>23179146
i dont think anyone is disputing that

Rolled 5

>>23179155
I will now roll a 1 when it doesn't matter.

>>23179146

>"You might belong in Hufflepuff,
>Where they are just and loyal,
>Those patient Hufflepuffs are true,
>And unafraid of toil"

They're a hardworking lot that are generally friendly and happy.

Rolled 85

>>23179139
>>23179147
>>23179143
the dicegods have see that you've scorned them

>>23179162

Good omens, good omens.

>>23179164

They actually have the highest suicide rate among all the houses.

"I'm fine, probably just something I ate" You say, standing up straight and breathing in a lungfull of fresh air.

"Yeah I'm not buying it" says Joel, he sees you eye the water.

"It's the lake isn't it?" he says.

>Come clean
>play it off
>deny it

>>23179164
faggots

>>23179162
The dice gods are but simply toying with us.

>>23179177
>Come clean

No use denying it now, so exploit it. Play vulnerable and shit.

>>23179177

Well I mean we're not telling him.

Unless we tell him we've been cursed, that isn't a lie.

Yes, we'll just tell him we've been cursed.

>>23179164
Hah, working class scum!

>>23179177
>play it off

Rolled 4

>>23179177
>deny it
totally not afraid of water. nope nope

>>23179177
>im scared of giant squid

COME CLEAN joel is our ron.

>>23179191
Ten thousand times this. We can say we're under a curse, but no specifics.

>>23179201

Joel is nothing but a boymeat slave.

And soon. Soon the lake will be of his devotional tears.

>>23179207
>implying that ron isn't harrys bootlicker

>>23179213

Ron has too much free will.

>>23179177
>deny it
"I'm. Fine."

>>23178823

Which of the Weasely twins was it that survived the third war? Gotta be him that's the groundskeeper here, if it's the "present".

>>23179218
We can't do that. This guy has like psychic charisma powers.

We just need to tell lies of omission, half truths.

"I'm. Fine. I was cursed when I was little" you say.

The rotound boy leans down to his buddy and says "Do you think she means that literally of figuratively?"

The little guy, chewing something, says "Beats me"

Joel seems to know when to let something go.

"Would you like to take a carriage up there? I'm sure they'll be room"

>Ask the groundskeeper for a carriage ride
>Brave it out on the water

>>23179094
Their animal is the Badger, a tenacious bastard, they are defined by not having what it takes to be in the 3 other houses but not giving up either, they are more or less the Anime house, sucess though GUTS!

>>23179177
Come clean, and explain

>>23179232
That carriage seems rather more appropriate than swimming.

>Brave it out on the water

>>23179232

>Ask the groundskeeper for a carriage ride

Boats are for commoners

>>23179232

Hmmm, carriage or suicide.

I wonder.

Rolled 40

>>23179232
>>Brave it out on the water
it's a first year thing one doesn't just skip out

>>23179251
Voting the water to watch her suffer.

>>23179240
>>23179251

you know we'll be failing fear checks the whole time and be a shivering wreck when we reach the shore. Let them laugh now, we'll laugh last.

>>23179260

Yes! Yes! It's suicide time!

Rolled 96

>>23179257
>>23179260

besides if she faints then she can't see the water and it's all good anyways

>>23179232
>Brave it out on the water.
>Maud will never get a laugh out of this if it's the last thing I do.
>... And that representing a family name thing too, I guess.

>>23179226
well idk what s"present" because harry takes his kids to school Sep 1, 2017

>>23179232
Quickly, psychically meld with our cat and become the essence of the night stalker on the coastline.

>>23179232
"I will not give in to curses!"

Water.

>>23179239
>swimming
get out

>>23179283
>We Arya now!

Voting for sucking it up and taking the boat. Make sure to hold onto Joel to make us seem more vulnerable so that it will be easier to twist him to our whims later.

>>23179296
What, you think she'll be staying on that boat? Hehe, how naive.

>>23179232
brave it out

>>23179296
>get out
Swimming.

>>23179304
>a person afraid of water jumping out of a boat and in to water.
hhahahahaha

>>23179315
>swimming.
niggers

>>23179316
What, you think she's not going to fall off the boat? Hehe, how naive.

>>23179316
>a person afraid of water VOLUNTARILY jumping out of a boat and in to water.

>>23179280
"No, I'll take a boat. I'm representing my family name afterall" you say, clenching your fists and marching onwards, Joel and the two other kids following quickly behind.

You dread to think what torment you would receive if you had to take a ride with your sister. You'd never hear the end of it.

The gameskeeper leads the first years to the small docks where the oreless boats await.

You feel Joel place his hand reassuringly on your back as you walk further down.

>Shrug him off
>Let him keep his hand there (recieve +5 to composure)

>>23179328
>implying joel wont catch her and fuck her loli brains out

>>23179328
Fall? Bet you half a dollar fattie pushes us in

>>23179335

Shrug him off.

WE WILL BE AN INDEPENDENT EMPRESS.

>>23179335
Shrug him off.
We don't need anybody's help.

>>23179348
Mmm, tsundere.

>>23179335
ill take the composure points we are skating on then dice as it is

>>23179335
>>Let him keep his hand there (recieve +5 to composure)

The sooner he gets used to being used as an item for stat bonuses, the better.

>>23179335
Shrug that bitchboy off.

>>23179335
accept his help.

>>23179360
seriously fuck anime. Everything is tsundre. I fucking love that word though.

>>23179365

Fuck you. We have no need for emotional crutches!

>>23179375
Ooh, OP is a little tsuntsun too.

>>23179375

Well we're headed for delicious yandere land, don't you worry.

>>23179387
That reminds me, we need to appropriately prepare our closet for boys when we get there.

You brush his hand away. This action along give you a different kind of strenght, coming all this way to Hogwarts was about gaining some independance in the first place. No boy is going to take that away from you.

>roll 1d100 - 30 or less you get in without a sich. 31-50 will take some insistence, 51-70 will take the groundskeeper 71~ you're taking another way round.

Rolled 63

>>23179412

My body, is pure power.

Rolled 3

>>23179412
1d100!

Rolled 30

>>23179418
Time, to fuck.

>>23179418
>>23179422

Again? Really?

>>23179426

Do what you want, cause a pirate is free.

Rolled 8

>>23179412
Could we use a fate point to reroll to >>23179422

>>23179434

I SUPPORT THIS! AND HIS REROLL!

>>23179434
Glory! Glory!

>>23179434
You're probably that fucking Luck roller, but it seems sensible.

>>23179335
>Shrug it off
>You must face your weaknesses alone, Millicent, or you it will forever be a part of you.

>>23179440
>>23179434
Dude, this is not a big deal. Even if we had a reroll, save it for when something is really at stake. We're still getting across the lake.

Rolled 1

>>23179412
for my future!

>>23179434
>>23179440
Yes you can use on of your three fate points for this adventure. Roll away. The first roll against this is the one I take into account.

>>23179456
If you slowpoke a little harder you'll end up in the future

>>23179458
NO SAVE IT. THIS IS NOT WORTH A FATE POINT.

>>23179458
>>23179456
I want this one!

Rolled 18

rollan

>>23179458
Wtf? I rerolled right there! >>23179434

>>23179464
i was taking a piss come on that has to count

>>23179472
GLORY! GLORY!

>>23179472
well this is also acceptable

>>23179472
Good enough.

>>23179475
That probably wouldn't count anyway.

(I prefer the best of 3 systen since TG's dice is a tad... sadistic.)

>>23179489
Fuck you. I love suffering.

>>23179489
Please elaborate. I'll take it into account for later.

>>23179489

Best of three is probably a little cheaty.

>>23179498

He means you take the best roll of the first three rolls.

But again, that's a little easy.

ok i think you fucks are actually killing me. I rolled a 1 and it gets ignored and suddenly my kidneys start hurting and i get a bloody nose.

>>23179489
Perhaps we should take less risks that involve dice?

Do we have any plans on our character eventually becoming more social? Or are we just gonna stick with aspergers for life.

>>23179508
It's just the dark energy coursing through this thread.

Don't worry about it.

>>23179498
We have supernatural luck right? Which means we can roll to not lose the fate point when we spend it.

>>23179514
We don't have asperger's.

We're a bitch.

There's a difference.

>>23179521
Yeah just about to mention that. Roll 1d10 - if you get an 8,9 or 10 you get the point back.

>>23179521

No, it means we get one extra fate point because that shit fucking bastard picked bullshit Lucky instead of Lightning Reflexes and HATE WILL POUR ON HIM FOR ETERNITY.

Rolled 6

rolling for luck!

Rolled 9

>>23179526

FOR THE LOATHING!

>>23179536
>>23179535
>This thread.

>>23179535
>>23179536
IT KEEPS HAPPENING

see? sadistic.

>>23179540

It does seem a common occurrence.

Perhaps we should scream obscenities against that guy who picked Lucky.

It seems to help the dice.

>>Supposed to have supernatural luck.
>>We have no luck playing her. Mfw

Rolled 93

>>23179558
I will now roll a 1 when it doesn't matter.

>>23179565

The tides are turning.

Rolled 67

>>23179569
Really?

>>23179569
Much rather the dice gods are Fucking with us.

>>23179536
(You're back to 3 points)

You thought you were going to bottle it for a second there. However, something in you dug in deep, finding a fresh surge of confidence. Head held high, back straight and proper, you climb into the boat with Joel and the other two boys.

By the force of magic the boats kick off silently down the lake. It's like cutting through black glass as ripples trail behind your boat, the mood looming behind the castle...

(play this - http://www.youtbe.com/watch?v=zCNHVMIYqiA)

The little squirrel looking boy pokes you innocently on the arm.

"Hey, what's your name?" he asks, smiling, to large buck teeth on display.

>Ignore him
>"Mellicent"
>other

>>23179584

"Mellicent the Glorious"

And it seems the OP is hallucinating, excellent.

>>23179584
MELLICENT OF HOUSE FAUXLEY. YOU MAY ADDRESS ME AS MISTRESS FAUXLEY, PEASANT.

>"Mellicent"

>>23179594
How so?

>>23179584
>>"Mellicent"
The sooner they learn our name, the better.

Internally:
>>23179596

>>23179584
"Mellicent"

>>23179601

Don't concern yourself with it.

I'm just glad the venom is finally working.

Rolled 8

>>23179584
>>Ignore him

>>23179612
No, for reals.

>>23179584
Look like we are not going to answer and then say "Mellicent" while looking out over the lake.

>>23179616
We should have lost the fate point.

>>23179535
rolled a 6 before
>>23179536
rolled a 9.

>>23179624
SHUT THE FUCK UP

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>>23179616

Eheheheh.

>>23179624
i think OP just switched over to the best of 3 rolls, to counter much of the bullshit we were dealing with

>>23179624

Bank error in our favor.

(P.S. Your body will be committed to the essence of pain for this betrayal.)

>>23179641
Awww, but that's dull!

I want more TSUN.

>>23179653
don't worry /tg/dice will still be bullshit about half the fucking time even when going best of 3 rolls

>>23179584
"Mellicent..."
>Your _Name_, fool girl.
"Fauxly."

>>23179643
Following the rules isn't betrayal. If we succeed it should because of our choices, not because we cheated.

>>23179665

Letting the OP hallucinate isn't cheating.

>>23179672
Indeed, indeed. It's what we have the hallucinogenic venom for.

less talk more peasants

>>23179629
>>23179624
Oh. Thanks for being honest. You can keep it for that, bro.

You look out into the lake. You're mind playing tricks on you, thinking you can see shapes moving beneath the surface. After a moment where it seems like you might ignore him you say "Millicent Fauxly"

"Sup" says the boy, you realize he has a bit of a lisp, not to mention the "common" manner in which he speaks.

"I'm Nigel and this" he gestures to the other red haired boy who is also looking at you with a friendly grin "is Sam"

Sam gives you a little salute.

"I'm not sure whether I think this place is beautiful, scary, or both" says Sam. Nigel agrees with a sigh. Joel hums in agreement as he sits slumped in the back.

>Say nothing
>Hum in agreement
>I think it's beautiful
>I think it's scary
>both
>other

>>23179624
Or he decided that the Supernatural Luck feat did not match the fluff and increased the chance from 3/10 to 5/10.

Because this doesn't seem particularly supernatural lucky to me
>Supernatural Luck
>Your luck cannot possibly be natural. Its nowhere near "bottled luck"
levels, but things just tend to work out slightly better than they might for other people.
>Whenever you spend a Fate Point, you may roll 1d10.
>If the result is an 8, 9, or 10, you gain
the benefits of having spent a Fate Point, but still retain the Fate Point.

>>23179679
Less peasants more slaves!

>>23179691
Wtf, i fucked up that post badly.

>>23179690

"It's rather pretty!"

>>23179690
It is sort of hauntingly beautiful.

>>23179690
>Say nothing.
>No words for the peasantry, dear. They might get clingy.

>>23179690
>>Say nothing

>>23179708
We want them to get clingy.

So we can force them to do horrible tasks for the privilege of a glance from us.

>>23179690
Votan pretty like us.

>>23179690
I can't think of anything clever to say so say nothing.

>>23179690
One should humour the peasants to start building a power base.

>Nod in agreement

>>23179690
Begin shouting "We are the destroyer!"

"It is sort of hauntingly beautiful" you think, however you keep it to yourself without feeling the need to chime in this pseudo-group mentality that's trying to form.

After what seems like a painfully long time you read the the otherside and reach dry land. The groundskeeper, after doing a quick body check, raises his lamp higher above his head as he leads the way to the castle. It's a short walk which you're thankful for, also, you're starting to wish you'd bought a chocolate frog. You're stomach grumbles audibly, you just hope the others didn't notice.

Up ahead you can hear Harriet giggling amongst her friends. Then, you smell the sweet scene of chocolate frog.

To your right Nigel, Sam and Joel are eating to their hearts content.

"Want one?" asks Sam, holding a box out for you. You've never had one before...

>Take it
>Decline
>other

>>23179690
just hum

>>23179781

Listen man. We fucking decline.

Show no weakness.

>>23179781
Sharing food will create a bond. Of course, it's not like it will happen again, but for now
>Take the frog

>>23179781
Politely turn him down.

>>23179781
Politely decline. We need to show them we are above them.

I think we should take it. Be polite

>>23179781
Hesitate for a bit, then take it.

>>23179794
DO YOU WANT TO BE INDEBTED TO THIS MEAT?! NO.

>>23179781
>>Decline

>>23179781

you best be losing weight, starve

>>23179807
WE NEED TO ASSERT DOMINANCE ON HIM. A TRIBUTE IS A GOOD START.
LET US CLAIM THIS FROG IN THE NAME OF FAUXLEY.

>>23179814
He would have to swear an oath of fealty.

After we mindfuck him.

>>23179023
>Oh no. Water. One of your biggest fears since childhood has been the ocean and all related to it. As an infant you were taken to cambodia with your family whereupon a dark curse was put upon you by rogue wizards. Your heart had stopped for several moments before you came to, having nearly drowned in a lake.
I must know, will all water induce irrational fear, or just large bodies or water?

>>23179781
"Are they dark or Milk chocolate?"
decline politely whatever then answer is.
if "Both" inquire as to filling, have some allergy excuse.

This is incredibly silly. Take the fucking frog.

>not accepting everything given as our just due. Seeming humble instead.

>>23179813
In the coming days, when we must fight for dominance, it will do well to have control of our appetite.
We take no potentially poisoned food from strangers.

>>23179819

>"House Fauxley accepts this offering."
>Take frog
>Stow it away

>>23179825
Deep dark pools that will hide long grasping arms to drag you into cold wet darkness

>>23179829

That's a good point.

It's probably poisoned.

>>23179781
If we've never had one before, take it.

>>23179807
>>23179814
>>23179819
Is there something to this character's background that I am missing? What 11 year old refuses a chocolate frog because they think they are fighting for dominance?

>>23179825
large bodies.

>>23179839

It's been settled in the character creation thread.

>>23179781
>Take it
Just eat it.

>>23179844
>>23179839
Heh. We are not a nice girl. We're cursemaster bitch with tons of hitpoints and a desire for slaves.

>>23179839
We rolled "Antisocial" in the prevjous thread. Combine that with being raised by snobby blood purists, and well. . .

>>23179852

Lot's of white knights waking up missing the first half of the quest. :(

>>23179842
good, because not haven't to roll against terror every time we go to the washroom or see a glass of water is a good thing

>>23179839
one controlled by /tg/ instead of an 11 year old's mind, I'd imagine

>>23179857
I will not allow them to derail our quest for antisocial world domination!

>>23179852
Don't forget the part where we are naturally good with dark magic which make other people more afraid of us.

>>23179852
Also we need to overthrow our sister and take her place in the family

>>23179857
Well, I'm perfectly open to some nice guy (Or girl. We really don't know Milicent's proclivities at the moment seeing how she's eleven) "saving" us. I think it'd be romantic.

>>23179864

You know ironically enough given how we rolled for background, /tg/'s been much nicer than this bitch would have been.

>>23179876
Her entire family is Slytherins. Think about it.

>>23179869
>antisocial world domination!
ruling the the world requires talking to people and going out side, unless we invent magical internet

>>23179781
"I-"
>No.
"think-"
>You have already defied me once, girl, do not do so again.
"I'll have to decline."

>>23179876

THERE IS NO SAVING.

There is only bowing to our inexorable gorgeousness and control.

>>23179885
Or we can talk to one other person which will then talk to other people.

>>23179885
trivia: magic interferes with technology, they won't work in wizard dense areas.

>>23179885
she's a fucking wizard. figure it out

LESS TALK, MORE REAPING OF OUR FROG TRIBUTES FROM THE COMMON FOLK

>>23179897
We're not smart enough for that, with an Intelligence of only 18. That's barely at the upper end of average.

>>23179900
POISONED FROG TRIBUTES.

>>23179892
That sentence hurt my brain. TECHNOLOGY IS SO FUCKING RELATIVE, HOW CAN SOMETHING INTERFERE WITH ALL TECHNOLOGY?

>>23179889
>implying we don't secretly want Lawful Good hot dickings

Does anyone have a link to the character creation thread?

>>23179905
you don't seem to understand, she's a wizard, and is rumored to love mindslaves and hallucinogenic venom

>>23179910
>>23173426

>>23179906
TAKE FROG, OFFER FROG TO JOEL
POISON CHECK

>>23179907
Generally, in the Potterverse, areas of high magical concentration cause electronics to short out, that kinda thing.

>>23179909
>Every single quest run in the morning, tons of white knights trying to play the same exact hero character.

>>23179892
>trivia: magic interferes with technology, they won't work in wizard dense areas.
trivia: flying cars are a thing.

>>23179921
thank you

>>23179924
That makes more sense.

>>23179927
If you wanted power then you should have voted for Potions in order to create mind-controlling potions.

>>23179942

Oh no, we're going to enchant mind-controlling dildos.

>>23179924
true, but tech can be adapted eg cars or cameras
, in fact there is the Department of Misuse of Muggle Artifacts for a reason

>>23179930
They are just car-shaped brooms with a imp under the hood making engine noises

"No thanks" you say, with a curt wave. Sam brushes it off as no big deal and sees to unwrapping it. The frog pretty much leaps into his mouth, not so much suicide as "coming home" for the frog.

Finally you reach the castle. The gargoyles don't scare you like it would the other first years, you've got enough of those at home. Unlike your home however the brick work to the castle is flawless and lovingly cared for. You feel so small as you walk with the crowd, eyes wide as you take it all in for the first time.

The grounds are huge. Off in the distance you can see the a large, sinister looking forest and the faint howling of wolves.

You are led through a final set of double doors which lead to the entrance of the great hall. You can hear the buzz of students already inside. You're stomach churns with fear and hunger.

A man of just-below-average height waits for you at the top of the flight of stairs. He is handsome and in his early thirties, having a something impish quality about him. With a warm grin and intelligent eyes.

"Hello first years!" he says in a scottish accent, clapping his hands together. You notice he is wearing a nice tight fitting waist coat, more gentlemen than wizard.

"Welcome to Hogwarts" he begins, reciting an age old monologue that every transfiguration teacher learns when introducing new students. "In a few moments you will pass through these doors with your classmates but before you can take your seats you but be sorted into your houses"

Everyone, including you, share a nervous long amongst yourselves.

"It'll be fine" says the teacher "Now..." he lists the four possible houses. "Why your hear your house will be like your family, your triumphs will earn you points, the house with the most points at the end of the year wins the house cup"

>>23179955
no, they are cars that are taken apart, the parts get magic'd, then put back together

>>23179959
writefag typos. my bad.

>>23179959
Ahhh, another world, another conquest.

"Lets get moving" he says, turning on his heels and waving his hands in the direction of yet another set of heavy set double doors. They open by a will of their own as you walk inside, thankful to be part of a crowd.

The many teachers of the school sit at a table on the far end of the hall. Each house in the school given their own table to reside, each branding their own color; red, blue, green and yellow.

The sorting begins. You watch as students are chosen to be sorted. The hat, brought to life by some powerful enchantment, murmurs and judges before bellowing his decision.

"Hufflepuff! Slytherin! RAVE-enclaw!"

Joel is called up. Unphased he wanders up, gives a backwards grin at you and then takes his seat. The transfiguration teacher known as Proffessor Avori places the hat atop his head...

"Wish me luck" he mutters

>"Good luck"
>Smile
>do nothing
>other

>>23179967
MEN OF HONOR, WHAT IS HAPPENING?

>>23180015

Smile and WINK!

>>23180015
>other
"I'm sure you won't need any."

>>23180015
Try to smile, although I'm kinda hoping it looks fucked up.

>>23180015
You know why the hat didn't say Gryffindor?

Because that's where we're going.

>>23180015
smile

>>23180030
Better than Slythering. They're literally all twits in there.

>>23180029

It will look like a predator about to strike.

>>23180015
>>23180025
this

>>23180027
This.

>>23180048
All of my want

>>23180015
>"Good luck"
Said in a neutral tone.

>>23180054

And strike we will.

>>23180048
Cheshire Cat smile.

>>23180025
Enabling sultry wink vote!

>>23180063
slasher smile

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requestion someone edit the colors so we have one of each house

>>23180071
Black can be viewed as a mixture of all the colors.