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Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)16:59 No.23167385

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Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)16:59 No.23167385

So four years ago, I started trolling yahoo answers, specifically the "Mythology" section.

I Posted in a thread concerning the "y" in the word vampire, and then capped em all. This is a repost of those screencaps.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:00 No.23167424

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:00 No.23167424

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Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:01 No.23167438

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:01 No.23167438

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Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:02 No.23167445

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:02 No.23167445

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Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:02 No.23167448

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:02 No.23167448

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MORE.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:02 No.23167455

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:02 No.23167455

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Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:03 No.23167468

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:03 No.23167468

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>>23167448
Oh ok

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:04 No.23167489

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:04 No.23167489

>>23167424
>>23167438
>Chosen by voters
Delicious OP. I eagerly await more.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:05 No.23167520

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:05 No.23167520

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>>23167489

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:06 No.23167531

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:06 No.23167531

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>>23167520

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:06 No.23167540

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:06 No.23167540

my sides!

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:06 No.23167541

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:06 No.23167541

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>>23167468
>you tell me what i dont know about dragon. thanks
>Five stars

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:08 No.23167561

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:08 No.23167561

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>>23167541
I wonder about that kid. He apperantly didn't change his username since then...

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:08 No.23167574

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:08 No.23167574

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>>23167561

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:10 No.23167607

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:10 No.23167607

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That's the last of my "best answers." perhaps at some point i'll comb through the rest of the "not best answers"

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:11 No.23167621

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:11 No.23167621

>>23167468
>you tell me what i dont know about dragons. thanks
How did this hit my sides so well...

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:16 No.23167721

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:16 No.23167721

OP, you are a genius

i browse 4chan at work
02/14/13(Thu)17:19 No.23167784

i browse 4chan at work 02/14/13(Thu)17:19 No.23167784

These are absolutely beautiful OP.

It makes me wonder if some of the people who upvote your answers are genuinely taking you seriously, or know you are trolling, but doing it anyway for the lols.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:19 No.23167791

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:19 No.23167791

That was fantast. +1 internets to you OP.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:20 No.23167815

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:20 No.23167815

I decided to give these to /x/.

It is valentines day after all

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:21 No.23167838

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:21 No.23167838

these are so wonderful

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:23 No.23167864

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:23 No.23167864

>>23167531
>>23167445
saved for campaign backstory

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:25 No.23167897

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:25 No.23167897

>>23167445
I love this one.

i browse 4chan at work
02/14/13(Thu)17:29 No.23167956

i browse 4chan at work 02/14/13(Thu)17:29 No.23167956

Cmon man you gotta show us more. This is amazing trolling. Even the ones that didnt get voted best answers.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:32 No.23168005

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:32 No.23168005

OP, which of your responses are your favorite?
Not the one that got the best reaction (that's obviously the dragon one) but the one that you thought was the best.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:33 No.23168015

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:33 No.23168015

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10/10 posts OP

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:35 No.23168052

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:35 No.23168052

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>>23168005
I like my succubus story the most.

I found some more.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:37 No.23168090

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:37 No.23168090

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>>23168052

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:38 No.23168109

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:38 No.23168109

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this one is in response to a "how do i werewolf?"

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:38 No.23168111

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:38 No.23168111

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These make me sad. People who believe in the occult are easy to troll, so easy it's not really fun. They're embarrassingly stupid and ignorant, and supporting their beliefs is like encouraging a retarded kid to strip naked and run around the mall; easy and mean.

i browse 4chan at work
02/14/13(Thu)17:38 No.23168113

i browse 4chan at work 02/14/13(Thu)17:38 No.23168113

>>23168005
Not op but ill tell you which one i found the best, it was this one >>23167531
If that doesnt turn off that idiot to trying to have a fantasy relationship with a succubus then i dont know what will

Some people put too much credence to deviantart shit

Also >>23167574 was pretty great. She said shes not a poser but described all the conditions of a poser. Vampirism, if it existed, would be a much much more serious life changer.

Really you are doing the world a favor by answering these questions the way you do.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:42 No.23168171

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:42 No.23168171

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>How do i into vampire?

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:47 No.23168260

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:47 No.23168260

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>>23168113
>Really you are doing the world a favor by answering these questions the way you do.

That was the idea. I remember a brief period where someone on the internet tried to convince me that she was a werewolf, and I was ALSO a werewolf. I remember how unhelpful the internet was on this point. I thought it'd be good to, while not saying "lol vampires doesn't real," which just drives people further into the arms of weirdos who dye their skin white and get aids by drinking blood.

Saying that vampires ARE real and that they're INCREDIBLY dangerous might make the twihards think twice

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:48 No.23168285

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:48 No.23168285

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>>23168171
>MAKE SURE YOU DIG UPWARDS

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:48 No.23168288

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:48 No.23168288

OP? You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:51 No.23168331

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:51 No.23168331

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>>23168260

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:53 No.23168364

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:53 No.23168364

OP, you are a master of your craft

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:56 No.23168425

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:56 No.23168425

Reminds me of my days back in R&S.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:56 No.23168428

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:56 No.23168428

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Question:
>I have had this problem for a while now but i am now tired of it. i have seen demons and ghosts for a long time and i want them gone. i have seen like arms trying to grab me from my wall when i was 7. a demon eating its arm while i was turning 5. a shadow figure attacking me while i tried to sleep a few days ago and when i woke up one night a while back i was staring at myself on the ceiling and when i closed my eyes it was in my face. i need some help fast. if you can help me thank you.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)17:57 No.23168440

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)17:57 No.23168440

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Alright, i have a bit of a headache, i'm going to stop posting for a bit

>question
>how do i become invisisible

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)18:00 No.23168485

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)18:00 No.23168485

>>23168440
menstrual magic...

BRILLIANT!

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)18:12 No.23168737

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)18:12 No.23168737

>>23168485
I was proud of that one

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)18:17 No.23168824

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)18:17 No.23168824

>>23168260
>as long as your eyes stay shut
best part

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)18:24 No.23168979

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)18:24 No.23168979

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>>23168331
>the general brainwashing of a society that needs conclusive facts..

I'm not really sure what to make of this.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)18:29 No.23169096

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)18:29 No.23169096

>>23168979
I know that guy is an idiot. He bashes society for needing conclusive facts, then proceeds to insult religion.

Oh the hypocrisy.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)18:29 No.23169097

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)18:29 No.23169097

>>23167468

Oh goddamn, my sides.
>You tell me what I don't know about dragon. thanks
SO DELICIOUS

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)18:57 No.23169644

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)18:57 No.23169644

>>23169097
I just want to gorge myself on it

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)22:13 No.23173085

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)22:13 No.23173085

>>23168331
>that poorly written idiotic answer
>chosen by voters
I think I need to lay down after that.

Anonymous
02/14/13(Thu)23:25 No.23174218

Anonymous 02/14/13(Thu)23:25 No.23174218

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>Though I have lost my memories,
>I am a true mage who has survived for the last 500 years.
>This is the story of my life, a life of the faerie's blessing.
>My name is...

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)00:26 No.23175156

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)00:26 No.23175156

>>23174218
This thread had it coming.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)01:03 No.23175703

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)01:03 No.23175703

Can... can we archive this? I want to reference these glorious answers in the future.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)01:24 No.23175965

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)01:24 No.23175965

>>23175703
It would probably be faster to just save them all since there are not many of them.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)01:31 No.23176041

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)01:31 No.23176041

>>23175965
And what of others?

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)01:31 No.23176044

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)01:31 No.23176044

This isn't funny ~~to me.~~

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)01:40 No.23176160

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)01:40 No.23176160

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All my love, OP. You are doing the Lord's work here. Or, uh... committing horrible, horrible blasphemy. Either way, commendations.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)03:06 No.23177014

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)03:06 No.23177014

I'm glad that I search beyond page one

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)06:37 No.23178849

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)06:37 No.23178849

Top stuff, op. Do you plan on producing more?

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)07:00 No.23179036

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)07:00 No.23179036

>>23178849
I hadn't really considered it until all this positive feedback occurred. I'm sure there's plenty of yahoo answer questions

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)08:38 No.23179936

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)08:38 No.23179936

>>23179036
Well don't stop, OP, this is brilliant work.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)08:41 No.23179954

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>>23177014
>2013
>not using the catalog search feature

Anonymous
DEUS VULT 02/15/13(Fri)08:44 No.23179968

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>>23176160
I am a holy man and I can confirm that god does in fact approve.
Well...some god, anyway.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)14:11 No.23183228

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)14:11 No.23183228

>>23178849
Any fa/tg/uy can produce their own and share with the rest of us.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)15:18 No.23184380

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)15:18 No.23184380

>>23183228
I'm trying, but I'm not nearly as creative. Are there any other good topics besides mythology to look for stupid /tg/ related questions?

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)19:44 No.23189195

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)19:44 No.23189195

>>23184380
You could make up /tg/-related answers for pretty much anything.

Maybe religion or books (where the book is fantasy)?

There's less back and forth, so this is harder than omegle...

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)19:59 No.23189425

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)19:59 No.23189425

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>>23177014
>page one

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)21:09 No.23190413

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)21:09 No.23190413

Am I the only one who doesn't get why this is so great?

>I'm asking an incredibly stupid question about something that anybody with half a brain knows is fake

>completely serious sounding answer to question about fake stuff

>OMG OP you're so fucking awesome!!!1!11!!!!1!

I just don't get it... *shrug*

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)22:35 No.23191804

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)22:35 No.23191804

>>23190413
It is great because he's giving serious replies to questions most people with half a brain would realize don't have a real answer to.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)22:37 No.23191838

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)22:37 No.23191838

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>>23184380
alright, I finally got a best answer. How'd I do?

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)22:54 No.23192138

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)22:54 No.23192138

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>>23190413
Several of those completely serious answers are pretty clever in pointing out just how uninformed the askers happen to be about the historical description of their otherkin of choice.
Like the "faerieys are sooo pretty :D" types being unaware of their extradimensional kidnapping/brainwashing rings, and vampire wannabes not considering how shitty becoming a blood-drinking sin against God would be.
Dragon kid hits it home; "you tell me what i dont know" is the source of funny here.

The fact that OP is demonstrating creativity in action is pleasing as well.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)23:09 No.23192406

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)23:09 No.23192406

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>>23191838
>(I don't want to read the word science)
>from 1600c like 'kings' or 'vampires'. If they are 'vampires'? no
Oh god, you hooked a big one.
If that question isn't just poorly written roleplay, I can only hope that girl is dating a deluded old LARPer and not being brainwashed by a bunch of escaped mental patients.

I like the answer. Jumping to elves was a great choice. Fucking glamours, man.

...still, I just can't help feeling like that response reeks of troll.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)23:17 No.23192549

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)23:17 No.23192549

Op reminds me of this guy
http://www.youtube.com/watch?nomobile=1&v=9nwIZjojS_Y

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)23:20 No.23192591

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)23:20 No.23192591

>>23192406
I kind of hope that we're all just trolls trolling trolls, but at the same time I'm not sure.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)23:35 No.23192838

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)23:35 No.23192838

>>23167607
>Until one day you wish for death and I will deny it to you.

Best response ever.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)23:40 No.23192911

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)23:40 No.23192911

>>23168260
Give us the links so /tg/ can up vote the non best answers!

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)23:40 No.23192913

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)23:40 No.23192913

I'm considering making a YouTube video series

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)23:43 No.23192948

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)23:43 No.23192948

>he used my mythology

Badass

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)23:46 No.23193011

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)23:46 No.23193011

>>23167574
But mythical vampires didn't die in sunlight at all.

Anonymous
02/15/13(Fri)23:50 No.23193089

Anonymous 02/15/13(Fri)23:50 No.23193089

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>>23192911
did you check the date? his questions are over 4 years old. It's too late to make them the best.

~~...that said, if you want to vote bomb the ones I'm doing, I wouldn't say no (you might also just let them win on their own merits, if at all)~~

Anonymous
02/16/13(Sat)00:13 No.23193512

Anonymous 02/16/13(Sat)00:13 No.23193512

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why do these horsefuckers have to ruin Yahoo Answers?

If it's not clear, I'm suggesting she needs to collect centaur semen, by the way.

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