Ask him what the hell a Stand is.

Not for me, of course, but for our viking's edification.

>>23152544

The man was about to turn and leave, but you clear your throat loudly, catching his attention. "What is it?" he asks. "If it's about the wolves, don't fret, my Stand, Los Lobos, allows me to-"

"Hey, asshole!" you say out loud, cutting him off and pointing a defiant finger at the man.

The man just raises an eyebrow and regards you with passive interest.

"There's a lot I don't understand right about now, and since you just killed the guy giving me some answers, the responsibility now falls to you!" you say, staring the man down. "First of all, what the hell is a Stand? What does it have to do with these ghostly arms?" you say as two well muscled ghost arms rise from your beard.

"Hmmm, you don't know?" he say dismissively, scratching his chin.

"I don't even know who I am!" you reply as the arms retreat inside you again.

"I see, you must still be suffering from the awakening sickness..." He observed. "A Stand is an extension of your spirit, the reflection of who you are made manifest."

It may appear as an object, an animal, or a near human creature, and it grants those who possess them bizarre abilities. All Stands are exceedingly powerful, but are limited by how a Stand User utilizes them."

"You mean this ghost thing that comes out of me is me?"

"Yes and No." He says. "If you wish to learn more, head for the encampment outside Morrisburg. The rest are already there. I must continue my rounds to make sure the others awaken safely."

Before you could say anything else, the stranger had already started to jump away. you turn to see that even the wolves are gone, and not a trace of your attackers are left.

What do?

>>23152814
WELP, time to pack the fuck up and head to the encampment. Maybe we can find some less small, more fabulous clothes there.

Obviously all these people are getting their sexy attire somewhere.

>>23152908
In addition, after all this thinking and fighting we have probably built up quite an appetite. We should punch a tree and eat whatever falls out. If it doesn't work, try a different tree.

>>23152908
>Looks like it's just you and me jojobro.

"Wait!" you yell out, but the man ignores you. You shrug and look towards the direction where he told you to go.

"An encampment with the 'rest' of you huh?" You say to yourself, scratching the back of your head. The movement causes the sleeve of your suit to rip and tear in various places, unable to contain your arm muscles. "Well, at the very least I hope they've got clothes there." you say as you make your way towards the camp.

You're not sure how you feel about walking towards a place full of people like the guys who had just tried to kill you. It could be a trap, but then it was the only option you had.

Who knows? There might be somebody there that recognizes you.

Dumping the log behind you, you make your way deeper into the forest.

Not more than 15 minutes later, your stomach begins grumbling. You suddenly become aware of a gnawing pain in your gut. You wonder when was the last time you've eaten as you looked around for food.

The camp shouldn't be too far off, but you're hungry now, and you do know a thing or two about hunting and foraging.

What do? Roll a d100

Rolled 86

>>23153143
Viking hungry. Get food now.

Also, it seems as if another may have joined us. Happy day.

Punch trees until food falls out. There is bound to be some sort of woodland creature that we can cook, living in one.

Naturally, we need to do it fabulously. Who knows what might be watching.

Rolled 17

>>23153260
...And I'm an idiot who forgot the roll.

>>23153250
>>23153260

"Ora, I'm hungry now..." You mumble as you pat your ailing belly. You could have looked for berry bushes or tracked a hare, but no, you needed food now. You turn to look at the trees around you, their tops covered by the blanket of darkness. Their could be fruit up there, maybe even a birds nest. Squirrels if you were lucky.

You could climb up there and check, but you're too manly for that. You needed food, you think, right the fuck now.

Drawing your fist back, you take in a deep breath, your chest expanding, making several buttons from your shirt pop out and fly into the darkness. "ORA!!" You roar as you punched a random tree trunk, shaking the tree and letting leaves rain on top of you.

"Eeek!"

"Eh?" You say, as you get a face full of lady crotch.

What do?

>>23153384

Eat, of course.

>>23153384
"My fine lady, what may I ask were you doing in that tree?"

Be a gentleman. Chicks love that shit.

>>23153473
>>23153447

You both crashed down on to the ground, with the lady straddling your face.

Maybe it was from the surprise. Maybe it was the hunger making it reflexive. But as soon as her crotch made contact with your face, your mouth started to suck, your lips chew and your tongue explore.

The lady moaned from the suddenness, but then a look of realization came to her and shriek indignantly. "Pervert!" she said, hopping off of your face and kicking your head.

"Ow!" you say, getting up to a sitting position and rubbing your head. "What was that for?!" you start angrily, then you get a good look at the girl in front of you. Damn, she was a babe. She had long black hair, dressed in a cocktail dress with a jacket across her shoulders. Her legs were covered in fishnet stockings, ending with the high heels she wore. You clear your throat and say. "Ah- I mean...My fine lady, what may I ask were you doing in that tree?"

This only earned you another kick to the head laying you out back on the ground. "Ow." you say simply.

"I was making my way to camp, jumping from tree to tree when some IDIOT punched the tree I was on!" she yelled accusingly.

"Well excuse me for being the only one who walks on the ground around here!" you snap back, standing up to your full height, looming over the lady.

The lady says nothing, folding her arms across her ample chest and tapping her foot impatiently on the ground.

Was she waiting for something?

What say?

>>23153734
She wants an apology. Don't give it to her.

Ask instead if there were any tasty squirrels up there.

Then flex and POSE.

>>23153800
Or if she's seen any bears. Bears is good eatin'.

>>23153734
Flex and make all of your clothes explode. Say a one liner of the likes of "Do I dazzle you".

>>23153734
Whisk her off her feet and demand her to take you to the closed inn/booze joint also inquire if she has a stand

>>23153800
>>23153865
>>23153872

The reasonable part of your brain was saying that she wanted an apology, but that part of your brain was a wuss. The manlier part of your brain said that now was the time to impress some bitches.

"Tell me, my lady." You begin, feigning a yawn, you stretch your arms high into the air, then tensed your body so all your muscles were flexed, ripping your sleeves entirely and hiking your shirt up to reveal your chiseled abs. "Were there any squirrels up there?"

She just stares at you, the look of impatience gone and instead replaced by a single raised eyebrow.

"What's wrong?" you say suavely. "Do I dazzle you?"

Roll for dazzlan! 1d100

>>23153872
Save that for a more Fabulous opportunity.

>>23153980
Also if she fails to do a y of these things punch her In the vag

Rolled 33

>>23153997
Ripple!

>>23153997


Work those god like abbs and ass

Rolled 89

>>23153997

Rolled 9

>>23153997

Rolled 90

>>23154146
STOP ROLLING

Rolled 95

>>23154206

>>23154206
I CAN'T STOP MAN THESE DICE ARE ON FIRE

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>>23154021
>>23154113
>>23154146
>>23154206
>>23154219

She opens her mouth to say something, quite unimpressed, before you you puff your chest out with a cocksure grin, making her go. "Ooh..."

"What's wrong, my lady?" You ask with feigned innocence.

She realizes that she's been staring, her face quickly going red. she clears her throat and scoffs, tearing her eyes off of you. "I... suppose I could forgive an idiot like you." she says, making an effort not to go back to staring. "It's dangerous here on the ground. There are others who prowl in the night, hoping to kill off the competition before it starts."

"Competition?" you ask.

"Yes. What are you, new or something?" she says, her eyebrow raised again. A scarf seemingly appears out of nowhere, wrapping around her neck. "My name is Lisa Lisa, who're you supposed to be?"

What say?

>>23154509
Where's the closeest place to grave a god damn bit e to eat?

>>23154509
"I am Rogar, the winner of whatever competition this is supposed to be. But first, do you know where I can get some eats?"

Ask her Why does she dress like a skank

>>23154509
I don't remember my name, but I certainly will remember yours.

>>23154592
>>23154670
>>23154676

There were a myriad of ways you could approach this question. What was your name? was it Rogar? No, no, if you use an alias now, it might confuse people who could possibly recognize you. Your stomach grumbles, and you're quickly reminded of how hungry you are. The hunger was making you dizzy, and the blows to the head didn't help much. You fall to a sitting position on the ground, rubbing your stomach.

"Are you okay?" she asks, a slight look of what may have been concern flashing briefly on her face. She leans forward to look at you, and you're treated to a great view of her cleavage.

"I'm just..." you say, a different kind of hunger becoming apparent. "hungry." you say, smiling.

"There's food in the camp. I could take you there..." she says.

"That'd be great!" you say, excited at the prospect of food.

You stand up and she perks up on her high heels, grinning. "Come on, it's not that far."

You wanted to say: 'Kind and Beautiful? Thank you.'

What came out of your delirious mouth was: "Why are you dressed like a skank?"

She looks at you crossly and says: "Why are you dressed like a homeless gigolo?"

She's got you there, you think.

Lisa Lisa scoffs and walks away, only to look over her shoulder at you. "Well?"

What do? Do we follow Lisa Lisa?

>>23154813
no, we pick lisa lisa up on our shoulders, and run off at a MANLY pace and she can direct us.

>>23154880
I'll second this. We can't be getting too girly here.

>>23154880
>>23154776

She looks pissed, the wussy voice tells yourself as you walk behind Lisa Lisa, who strutted indignantly in front of you. still, the manly voice in you said as your eyes started to follow her swaying hips, it's quite a view.

You feel guilty for insulting her, but at the same time have an unbelievable urge to tap that ass.

A few moments of critical thinking later and a compromise was reached.

"Hey." you say, walking up behind her.

"hmm?" she says, before your arms wrapped around her tiny waist, hoisting her into the air and plopping her over your right shoulder. "What are you doing?!" she demands, squirming from where she sat, grinding one of her hips into your cheek. "Put me down!"

"Relax, it's faster this way. just point me in the right direction." you say nonchalantly as you begin to run, hearing her yelp at the sudden acceleration. "I don't remember my name." you say to her. "But a pretty name like Lisa Lisa? I'll be sure to remember that."

Roll for charman! 1d100

Rolled 72

>>23155216
Chairman?

Rolled 97

>>23155216

>>23155259
I AM THE ONE TRUE LORD OF CHARM!

So if Lisa Lisa is here...does this mean its like drifters mixed with jojo's?

>>23155259
>>23155247

She grows red and looks like she's about to strike you again, but you just smile at her eagerly, causing her to look away. "Idiot, just ask permission first next time."

"There's going to be a next time?" You say eagerly. That earned you a quick flick to your nose. "Ow!"

You look up to see her smiling down at you. "Depends if you're well behaved."

"I don't do behaved." you say cockily.

She leans down and whispers to you. "Neither do I."

The manly voice and the wussy voice in your head share in a high five.

She looks back to the path, pointing to the left. "Take the path down their, there should be a clearing not too far." she says. "We really need to get back as quick as we can, it's dangerous out here at night."

"Hah! How bad can it be?" you say, flexing you shoulder underneath her and causing her to bounce in the air.

"Ooh!" she squeaks as she landed back on you. "Idiot! anyway, there are some scumbags who wander the forest, looking for newbies like you to kill before they can join the competition and better their odds."

"I think I encountered a couple of them..." you say as you remember your two attackers. "Although some wolf looking asshole killed them."

"That's Forest Joe, he's one of the people in charge of taking out scum like those and making it safer for the newbies." she says, "But it's a big forest, they can't patrol every inch of it."

This is important jojobros, Roll for encounteran! 1d100

Rolled 76

>>23155489
Is the camp safe?

Rolled 25

>>23155489
rollan for puzzle fight.

Rolled 54

>>23155489
Rolling for FABULOUS encounters!

>>23155515
>>23155522
>>23155559

> OW LAWDY

Lisa Lisa squints as she stares into the darkness, her eyes suddenly going wide as she catches sight of something. "Stop!" she yells at you.

"Why?" you ask, earning you a punch to the top of the head.

"Just do it!"

"Okay, okay!" you say as you skidded to a halt, rubbing your head. "Jeez, what's the big deal?"

"Look below you."

You look down at your feet to see that you stopped just shy of stepping on a glowing rune on the ground. "What is that?" you ask, backing away from it.

"Watch your step!"

You stop mid step and turned around to see several more of the runes shining on the ground behind you.

"Well, well well." said a voice in the darkness. "Looks like I've caught a couple of flies in my web."

Lisa Lisa curses, looking for the source of the voice. "Damn it. Why'd we have to run into him?"

"Who's 'him?'" you ask, looking around alertly.

"Boom-Boom." she replies ominously.

what say?

>>23155662
Flex flex?

"Is he some kind of spider? I could eat a spider right about now."

>>23155662
We take on all challengers. We're MEN! We ain't 'fraid of no boom-boom.

Let's give him the 'yare yare daze...'

Rolled 41

>>23155662
Do an intense jojo style glare at him.

"Face me, trickster. Let us settle this like men."

>>23155662
Pull the most outlandish pose you can, and adopt your Viking face. You know, the one you wear when you go Viking.

Rolled 42

Try to spot the guy Boom-Boom and ask Lisa Lisa if she know anything about his Stand powers.

Rolled 23

>>23155662
POSE.

Nothing else matters!

>>23155712
>>23155710
>>23155707

"Boom-Boom, eh?" you say dismissively, looking around unimpressed. "Yare yare daze..." you say, scratching the back of your head. "I hate tricksters who resort to traps."

"Don't underestimate him." Lisa Lisa chides you, not taking her eyes away from the tree line. "And whatever you do, don't step on a rune."

"What's the worse that could happen?" you shrug.

Just as you say that, a small mouse scuttled from the tree line in front of you. Whatever its reasons were, as soon as it stepped on one of the runes, it started to swell and explode in a cloud of blood and meat.

"Oh." you say impassively. You clear your throat, straightening your back further and striking a pose. "Hey, you bastard! Come out of the shadows and face me like a man!"

"Why should I?" Boom-Boom's voice replies. "I have you right in my web. One wrong step and you die."

"What are you, some kind of spider-bastard?!" you yell. "I'm so fucking hungry and your making me miss dinner! I think I'll have some spider soup instead!"

Lisa Lisa unfurls her scarf, letting it billow in the wind. "Hey, we can't fight him like this!" she tells you, "We have to get out of this trap first!"

"Retreat?! I never-!"

"Think of it as advancing in the opposite direction!" she yells back. with a flick of her wrist, her scarf starts swaying to an unseen wind. "Show me the path... Silk Stalkings."

The scarf then twisted in the air, slithering like a snake towards a certain direction.

"Go!" Lisa Lisa says from your shoulder. "Follow my Stand's path!"

"Yare Yare daze...." you mutter.

Roll for pathfindan! 1d100 best of 1st three, also do you add any other actions?

Rolled 45

>>23156181
Show off a little, jump over runes and cartwheel along and set off a trap with our beard.

I'm assuming as a Viking we have a beard.

Rolled 40

>>23156181
Quietly ask Lisa^2 what she knows about this Boom^2.

Also, pose.

Rolled 5

>>23156181
We might not be a joestar, but we can make use of the ancient joestar technique.

Rolled 25

>>23156234
>set off a trap with our beard
Are you really proposing that we DELIBERATELY LOSE our beard?

Rolled 97

>>23156252
I thought that as a MAN our beard would be up to the task.

>>23156269
Our beard may be up to the task, but it seems that our dice aren't; not this time, at least.

>>23156234
>>23156240
>>23156251

Lisa Lisa directed your movements as you dash through the forest, watching your step as the runes appeared around your feet no matter how far you ran. You manage to avoid stepping on any for now, but the patterns are erratic and you've more than once almost stepped on a rune, only to shift the direction of your step at the last second.

"Hey! Who is this Boom-Boom asshole?" you ask Lisa Lisa, vaulting over a clump of runes as she sat tight on your shoulder.

"He arrived just last month." Lisa Lisa began, "He was quiet, shy; like to keep to himself. At the same time there was a string of gruesome murders around the camp. People would be found blown up into a splatter of blood! By the time we figured out it was his Stand, he had escaped into the forest and been preying on you newbies since."

"Let him try and come for me, then!" you roar. "Don't worry, I won't let him touch yo-"

"Watch your step!"

You look down to see the you were just about to step on a rune. Just as you shifted your step, you felt a kick from behind strike you off balance. "Shit!" you curse as you toppled down onto a cluster of runes.

Lisa Lisa shrieked as the ground came closer.

"Relax!" you yell as you push her into the air by flexing your muscles. You stretched out your hand on clear ground and did a handstand, gently catching Lisa Lisa up by your feet as you do so to keep her up in the air.

Just as you stood upside down on your hands, sighing in relief, your beard falls in front of your face and manages to land on a rune.

"Shit." you mutter as you hear a sizzle come from the rune.

Roll for beard savan!! best of 1st 3

What do?

Rolled 62

>>23156869
SAVE THE BEARD

Rolled 88

>>23156869
Epic beard-saving POSE TIME GOOOO!

Our Stand may also be of use.

Rolled 88

>>23156869
Gotta save dat beard!

Rolled 22

>>23156869
Oh Shit, the Beard!

Rolled 75

>>23156869
Let's save that beard, men! It's too fabulous to go!

Rolled 40

>>23156869
Must Save Beard!

>>23156908
>>23156889
It seems our beard will not see Beardhalla just yet.

Rolled 89

>>23156908
>>23156914
Oh shit son. Are the dice back with us?

>>23156952
it's the beard, dice love the beard

>>23156914
>>23156908
>>23156889

"Crapcrapcrapcrapcrapcrap!" you say as you wait for the inevitable.

Wait.

Why wasn't anything happening?

There's a shimmer in the air and the ghostly arms popped from your body, pulling your beard up to safety.

The rune flashed, and sizzled, shredding the ground in an explosion.

Lisa Lisa called out to you, perched on your feet. "Hey! are you okay?"

"Yeah!" you yell back. "Pulled my beard up just in time before the rune exploded!"

"What? The rune should explode on contact!" she says. "How'd you manage to do that?"

Before you replied, you kick her up in the air, flipping yourself right side up and landing on one foot in the middle of the runes that tried to surround you again, catching Lisa Lisa as she fell back on your shoulder.

"How?" you say, looking at her with a confident grin. "I'm a man, that's how."

"No!" Came a voice of frustration. A man dressed in a white robe with web like patterns embroidered on it landed a few metres away from you, looking livid. "I saw it! I saw it!" he pointed to your beard. "It touched my rune! How are you still alive?!"

"I said..." you begin. "I'm a man!" you struck a pose, covering one hand over your face.

Lisa Lisa couldn't help but giggle. "Well, at least you're consistent..." he told you, before facing Boom-Boom. "So you show your face, eh Boom-Boom? Big mistake! Let's get him!"

attack Boomx2, what do? Roll and make consensus!

Rolled 6

>>23157131
We don't want to get blown up.

That's why we play it safe, and THROW A TREE AT HIM!

Rolled 61

>>23157131
Throw Lisa Lisa at him, Hopefully she's good up close. Then tag in and axe kick him.

Rolled 7

>>23157172
Hah! Playing it safe? What kind of tactic is that for a MAN?

We will chase him down!

AND WE WILL PUNCH HIM!

ORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORAORA!

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Rolled 69

Burning Beard!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eepsCXpLY4

>>23157195
Dude, if throwing trees at guys isn't manly then I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore and I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD.

>>23157195
>>23157192
>>23157172

>Seeing as how there's not enough to go around for a consensus...

"No! No! No!" Boom Boom yelled, ignoring what Lisa Lisa had just said. "How are you still alive! My Vow Wow destroys everything it touches! I saw your beard touch it! Explain yourself!"

"This guys seems to have lost it." Lisa Lisa says to you as Boom-Boom ranted and raved. "If we can take him out, all these runes will disappear."

You crack your knuckles, grinning eagerly. "Then let's take him out!"

"Easy, big guy!" she said, pointing to the ground.

You look down to see that you were surrounded by a dozen runes, trapping you in the one spot you were standing. "Seems like he can only put it on the ground and not directly under our feet." you observe. "and unless he's holding back, he can only put a dozen at a time..." Your stomach growled. "I don't think I have the energy to make that long of a jump either."

"So, you have a plan?" she asks.

You nod at her and smile, grabbing a nearby tree.

Boom-Boom was still whining and raving when he noticed the uprooted tree trunk come flying towards him.

"Fools!" he snarled, jumping up and easily dodging the tree. "That won't work on-!"

He didn't get to finish his sentence as he and Lisa Lisa made eye contact from where she was hanging on the flying tree trunk.

"Silk Stalkings!" she said as her scarf curved back, whipping Boom-Boom in the gut, sending him straight to you. "Hey big guy! Catch!"

You grin from where you were trapped stranded in the middle of the runes, "Come on!!" you roar gleefully as the man flew into your range. Your ghost arms appear from your beard, and all four of your arms joined together to unleash a barrage of punches.

ROLL FOR ORAORAORAORAORA!!! best of 1st 3

Rolled 12

>>23157401

Within me is nothing but ultimate strength.

Rolled 63

>>23157401
I am undeniable.

Rolled 94

>>23157401
Ora Ora Ora him into his own runes, for bonus hilarity.

Rolled 69

>>23157408

Work on your casting of FIST....

>>23157422
THE DICE HAVE SPOKEN!

>>23157481
I can't stop pondering its alternate uses now that I've seen the word 'fap' littering the page.

>>23157408
>>23157419
>>23157422

"ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA!!" you call out with each blow as the barrage of punches caught Boom-Boom head on, landing all over his body. The storm seemed to last over a minute as Boom-Boom hung in mid air, but you were far from done as the ghostly arms held the beaten man up by the collar of his robe. "You like killing people huh? Me too! I can respect that!" you say cheerfully.

"Re-really?" Boom-Boom managed to sputter out.

"Yeah!" you say cheerily, before rage itself bubbled over in your eyes. "What I can't respect is the underhanded way you kill them!!!!!"

The ghost arms flung Boom-Boom down on top of his own runes, and you resumed the barrage of punches, the ground shattering from the force. "ORARARARARARARARA!!!"

Instead of exploding however, Boom-Boom disappeared. Fizzling away with his runes.

"Where-?" you say as you found yourself pounding the ground.

"You fool!" his voice growled, resonating around the darkness. "You think I'd let my own stand kill me?! I'll remember your face, Lisa Lisa's friend huh? I'll kill you both when the competition starts!!"

"COWARD!!" you roar, looking around you.for the source of the voice. You felt a hand grab your arm, and you whirl around for a thunderous punch, only to see Lisa Lisa standing there.

"Easy big guy, I'm on your side!" she says, "Silk Stalkings can't feel him anymore... he's gone, for now."

"We have to hunt him down!" you say. "He'll come back! He said he'll hurt you!"

"Shhhh, hey, it's alright." she says, calming you down. She moved closer to you and reached up to her tip toes yet only reached up to your neck. You stood there looking for each other for a few seconds until she cleared her throat. "Take a hint you idiot."

"Oh... OH!" you say as you picked her up, expecting a kiss on the lips. Instead you felt a peck on the cheek.

(cont'd)

>>23157566
SATISFACTORY.

>>23157566
>not being an oblivious idiot only concerned with the thrill of the fight
Aww...

>>23157590
Hey, we're a viking, so we've probably done our share of raping and pillaging as well as fighting.

>>23157566

>dawww

man, we could have use his clothes. the current ones are starting to come apart.

we need to find more clothes that really bring out our impressive muscle.

>>23157566

Lisa Lisa just giggled, looking at your expectant pouted lips, clambering on top of you and resuming her position over your shoulder. "Hey, I'm thankful for you saving my life and all, I wouldn't have lasted on my own against him. But Lisa Lisa isn't an easy girl, big man. and this isn't even our first date." she said with a smirk. "I don't even know your name."

"Neither do I but-" You sputter, before the manly voice in your head took control. "Wait. So we get to have a first date?" you say, eyebrows waggling.

"Sure thing, stud. Lot's to see around this place. Like the endless forest full of psychopaths and the city of death full of more well adjusted killers." she says, wrapping her scarf around her neck again. "Boom-Boom won't be bothering us now, we need to get back to the camp..."

What do? Lisa Lisa seems to have been around the block. You can ask her anything about your situation along the way.

>>23157619
Well, looks like it's "next time" now. Ask permission first.

Also ask about the important figures in Morrisburg.

>>23157619

who else is there at the camp and do we need to watch out for them, general information about this place, she's been here longer than us.

>>23157619
How paranoid do we have to be when we get to the camp? Do we need to sleep with one eye open?

Is there anywhere we can get some manly clothes that fit?

>>23157646
>>23157657
>>23157663

"By the way you talk about it, the camp doesn't seem to be much safer." You say as the two of you walk down the forest path. And by the two of you walking, what you mean is that you're walking while Lisa Lisa lounged on your shoulder. "At least there's plenty of defensive spots out here. A camp just seems too... open."

"The camp is a no hostility zone watched over by an Organizer." Lisa Lisa explained. "It doesn't matter how psychotic a sociopath you are, you don't want to anger an Organizer. Before you ask, no, they're not the ones who brought us into this hell, they just woke up here assigned to that task, just like us."

"I woke up half buried in dirt..." You begin. "So you mean everyone here started out like that?"

Lisa Lisa nodded. "I woke up in the dirt same as you, with no memory of who I was or what I was doing here." she said. "That was nearly half a year ago. I was one of the first people here, and more just kept coming after that. What was even more confusing was that it seems like we're all from some kind of different facet of reality..."

"What do you mean?"

"What can you tell me about the world? Round or Flat?"

"Eh? It's flat, everybody knows that."

"In your world maybe, but where I come from, the world is round." She said. "Everybody here seems to be pouring in from different dimensions."

"This is too much to take in..." you say honestly, trying to wrap your head around it.

Tell me about it... But even stranger, the Organizers said they'd been here for a good part of a century preparing everything."

"Preparing for what?"

"The Ivory Tower Run." Lisa Lisa said. "Apparently, that is the reason why we're here." In the distance, you see shimmering gold walls rising above the tree tops. "We're close." Lisa Lisa assured you, pointing to a gleaming tower that stretched to the heavens. "The reason we are here is to reach the top of that."

(cont'd)

>>23158140
Damn it Pucci... Why do you had to mess up the world...

>>23158140

You gaze upon the tower with awe as you walked closer to the city. Never in all your years have you seen such an amazing structure. "So that is the only exit?" you ask, looking at her. "But haven't people tried running away through the forest?"

"Many have, but the forest is strange." She began. "No matter how far of a straight line you've traveled away from Morrisburg, you always find your way back to it. it's like a force that compels you to stay."

"Huh, so what's at the top of the tower?"

"I don't know for sure, but it is said to be a being able to grant any and all wishes." She began. "The Ivory Tower Run is a combat race of sorts. We're expected to race and kill each other to reach the top."

You stop in your tracks, and you two look at each other grimly. "If it grants any and all wishes, why do we have to kill each other?"

"The less wishes granted, the stronger the magic." she explains. "If there is only one wish, you can become a god."

"I just want to go home." You scoff dismissively. "What use is immortality if you know you'd win every fight?"

"Life isn't always about fighting." She says.

"Mine is. I remember that much." You say grimly. "Now, for the most important questions..."

"Yes?"

"Is there any place I can get a new set of clothing and some hot food?" You ask, grinning as you scratched the back of your head.

Lisa Lisa laughed. "Don't worry big guy, I'll hook you up."

>That's all for now, tune in tommorow for the Singles Awareness Day edition of Bizarre Adventure!

>>23158204
See you tomorrow, and thanks for running!

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>>23158193
He just wanted Dio-sempai to notice him.