>>23079276
>A mysterious figure appearing in your room, tormenting you as you try to sleep?
no mystery, that's my sister

oh boy did i ever things at night OP!

As a serious answer I will be getting revenge against those shadow people.

>>23079307
You too, huh?

To be honest, my big sister was the first thing I ever feared.

>>23079322
You know the parameters of these threads. What do you have in your house and what will you use?

>>23079276
That picture makes me laugh so much.
"Argh, I'm stuck! Damn it, I didnt think there would actually be stuf fin this closet!"

I was thankfully never tormented by things as a child.

The only thing I had to do was I always had to sleep either on my back or my body facing the room. Facing the wall freaked me out to much with a big empty room behind me.

I recently had a freaky as fuck experience with some sleep paralysis just a few months ago, if anyone is interested. I usually keep that shit for /x/ or whatever though.

>>23079335
i'd say i'd use the shotgun full of rocksalt i keep under my pillow, but my sister is military and could still probably kick my ass

>>23079343
oh god i think i chipped a tooth on this bar
fuck i stepped on some legos

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>>23079378
>stepped on some legos

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Can't wait till the inevitable sexual responses.

I might've shared this story earlier, but I'm a regular /co/mrade, far more than I am a fa/tg/uy really, and in a thread about Stephen Gammell's artwork in Scary Stories to Read in the Dark, and he told us a tale of a pale, black-eyed, razor-toothed woman who would creep on him at night. While he probably intended for us to feel empathy for his fear, all we could think was "10/10 razor-mouth waifu" and told him he should've given her the dick.

had a shitty heater in our hall way as a kid, thought it was some kind of demon growling as a kid, like it lived in the heater and breathed fire when it was on and was snoring at night

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THAT WASN'T VERY NICE

NOT VERY NICE AT ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

>>23079276
I am actually far more interested in the motivations and philosophical implications of this guy; I mean, he really didn't do too much to me in my youth other than give me nightmares....

...better nightmares about him than or real world issues; endless wars, poverty, starving, dying alone, feeling like a failure in life, etc...

...I would try to learn more about him, maybe see if it is possible to engage him - what the fuck is he/where does he come from/what is his purpose

...that sort of shit. he can't be that malevolent; I'm still alive and have grown to be a well adjusted, normal human being...

tl;dr
be bros with the boogeyman

ok OP, I answered here;
>>23079650

...so what's the deal, did you abandon thread already

>>23079811
Slow down there slugger, I ain't no genie.

The only motivation for these things is pure sadism. They're evil because they're monsters and they're monsters because they're evil, it's just who they are, it's what they were made to do, the thought they could ever do anything else never occurs to them.

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> A mysterious figure appearing in your room, tormenting you as you try to sleep?

oh shit, it's him, he knows the evil that lurks in my heart!

>>23079868
but I mean, to give a kid nightmares and scare him... there are far more sadistic things he could have done; maimed me, violated me, murdered my parents and loved ones... to just tease and scare me seems pretty low on the sadist scale... why not give me some legitimate, life-fucking scars to bear... these are the kind of questions I would want to know, and I would do anything I could to get them from him/it

>dem shadow people
>dem people standing over me

You bastard, OP. Why would you remind me about them?

>that feel when you had frequent nightmares and sleep paralysis as a child
>those feels when you still get them occasionally

>>23079924
Did you ever question these things as a child? Did they need a reason then? Besides, in an age of information stunts like that would reveal their presence and doom them to extinction. Forgot what horror movies would have you think, if that shit were real and it had physical consequences, the whole of mankind would declare open season on these fuckers.

I'll finally have the balls and look out the window and see what the fuck is hitting it. Possibly throw a glass at it.

did any of you try to lay traps for your monsters?

I’ve had a few ethereal tormentors along the way:

When I was very little a trio of faceless figures in black hooded robes would materialize in my bedroom and silently move in a procession from one side to the other. Sometimes they would stop beside my bed and stand there watching me all night. In hindsight, they were probably some sort of shadow projected by the headlights of passing cars, but they seemed real enough at the time. They only bothered me in the first house I lived in, and I haven't seen them since I was about 7 years old.

Later on, I was occasionally visited by a pale, thin, faintly luminous female figure with large black eyes. She was always naked, but rather indistinct and inhuman in appearance. Most often she would linger near the window whispering softly, but at times she would lie down against me in the bed and run her fingers along my throat. I had the most terrifying feeling of suffocation and impending death whenever she touched me. Usually her visits lasted a few minutes after which she would fade away. Not so sure of the explanation for this one, other than maybe a recurring hallucination. It’s been about 4 years since I last saw her.

In any case, if the hooded figures appeared I wouldn't be particularly troubled. They seemed pretty bro-tier. Maybe offer them some whiskey if they were corporeal enough to drink it. If it was the pale naked thing, I dunno. I suspect that she would be more arousing than terrifying to me now, and I would be tempted to follow Descartes' advice regarding giving her the dick.

I once tried to wait in the closet all night to bash the thing on the head when he materialized or entered through his trap door or however he got in that closet, I feel asleep in the stupid thing and woke up sore for my troubles.

>>23080171
I ran a string back and forth all across the floor of my room and tied it to a little bell I had in the hopes of having a sort of alarm system to wake me if the boogeyman ever showed up.

>>23080188
>I was occasionally visited by a pale, thin, faintly luminous female figure with large black eyes
Why couldn't I ever get a visitor like that? All I ever got were shadow people.

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>>23080188
>Later on, I was occasionally visited by a pale, thin, faintly luminous female figure with large black eyes. She was always naked, but rather indistinct and inhuman in appearance. Most often she would linger near the window whispering softly, but at times she would lie down against me in the bed and run her fingers along my throat. I had the most terrifying feeling of suffocation and impending death whenever she touched me. Usually her visits lasted a few minutes after which she would fade away. Not so sure of the explanation for this one, other than maybe a recurring hallucination. It’s been about 4 years since I last saw her.

I'm sorry man, but that's kinda kinky.

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>>23080188
>Later on, I was occasionally visited by a pale, thin, faintly luminous female figure with large black eyes. She was always naked, but rather indistinct and inhuman in appearance. Most often she would linger near the window whispering softly, but at times she would lie down against me in the bed and run her fingers along my throat. I had the most terrifying feeling of suffocation and impending death whenever she touched me. Usually her visits lasted a few minutes after which she would fade away. Not so sure of the explanation for this one, other than maybe a recurring hallucination. It’s been about 4 years since I last saw her.

i am fully hard now

As I child, I once visited my grandma's beach house in the tropics and we had to keep mosquito nettings over the beds for obvious reasons.
Anyway, at one point, I wake up in the middle of the night and see the giant silhouette of a centipede crawling on the netting.
For 8 hours, I was wide awake staring at this centipede until the rest of my family woke up. I was too scared to scream.

Seriously, I'll lose my shit if I ever see another centipede

I once woke up to what I believed to be the ghost of a hatless Abraham Lincoln. True story.

If he ever comes back I think I'll just sit back and listen to his speech.

You mean the alligator that lived undermy bed? hah, my matress and box spring literally sit on the floor.

Plus I'm like. 300 pounds. The thing's dead by this point. or isn't even able to spawn.

>>23080188
>visited by a pale, thin, faintly luminous female figure
Stop that. You're reminding me of things and it's creeping me the fuck out.

I had a lot of these as a kid, I had trouble sleeping at night and as I lay in bed at night my eyes would play tricks with shadows and the like.
I remember they were always completely random every night, never the same ones twice, and they were always in large numbers.
One particular that I remember is a blue, short man dressed in cartoonish overalls swinging back and forth on a chandelier which he must have brought with him, since we had no chandelier.
Had some more sort of "Real" encounters with paranormal shit since then...
>Tfw the most interesting, intelligent and experienced person you've ever known in your life tells you that that hell portals exist
Fuck man. Didn't want to feel at ease anyways.

>we /x/ now

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>>23080316
You can't just leave us hanging like that, anon.

You've encountered that visitor too, or what?

>>23080337
We've always been /x/.

>>23080337
Wasn't my intention. I was hoping they would respond aggressively and share the details.

But then shit like this: >>23080188 >>23080316
is... Stimulating.

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No, Dad no!

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I remember when I was young, not five or six, I was always afraid of the things staring at me at night, especially the short, clawed, cyclops that always peered from the right.

My father asked me what was wrong one day.
"They're staring at me. I can't sleep."
My father thought for a moment. He was a trucker at the time, and though of the most practical solution.
"Go fuck'em up."
He handed me a sledgehammer almost as big as I was.

Much smashing later, I never feared the night again.

>>23080258
>>23080267
Yeah. I suspect she is the reason why "uncanny valley" type of pics give me so many whyboners.

The scariest event I've ever experienced happened while I was hitchhiking through the midwest US during my "finding myself" phase.
I don't remember what state I was in when this happened, but one night I decided just to spend the night walking to the next town instead of staying in a motel because I felt restless.
At some point about 11 or midnight, the road I was on just disappears. I don't know if I can say disappeared or not, but it faded away or something like that.
I doubt my sanity during that time period.
Anyway, at this point, I feel completely lost because I'm in the middle of a field and have no idea where the road is, my phone is getting no signal and I can't tell where I am using my map.
At this point, I just start walking where I hope is west. After half an hour of walking like this I start feeling spine chills. It I start feeling the presence of something behind me breathing deply. I'm already paranoid at this point, so I just start running as fast as I can. After an hour of just straight sprinting, I find an abandoned shack and bar myself in there. For the next 5 or so hours until the sun rose, there was non-stop scratching on the zinc sheet shack walls and breathing coming from outside with the little shack practically being torn from the ground.
Scariest moment of my life.

>>23080365
On that note, the theme of this was supposed to be "classic horror" but I jumped the gun and exhausted that last night so I have to space it out with filler like this. Shit like zombies and werewolves were used and I'm planning on doing those later since they could hold their own threads. You don't even know what else I have planned.

Here's a hint for the endgame: Track 9 of "The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars"

>>23080390
>midwest
What state? If Kansas, could've been a coyote.

>>23080390
Should have let it catch you. Worst case scenario, you get killed, but nobody lives forever anyway.

Wouldn't you rather be the only person to ever die in some interesting supernatural way rather than end up as the billionth victim of some mundane cancer?

As a paranoid schizophrenic, I still get that.

All the time.

Plus other things, like bugs under my skin, eating myself, sand under my skin, etc.

I've even had relatively docile conversations with a few of my more normal hallucinations.

>>23080438
OR you could be the first person to kick a bigfoot's ass.

>>23080429
A bit more north. I know it was near the Wyoming border because I found a diner in wyoming two days after that that had the best pancakes I've ever had.

>>23080442
I've seen those Schizophrenia simulators, how accurate are they and do the pills really help?

>>23079348
Oh man, me too. I could never turn my back...
And I was never really afraid of specific THINGS as a child. Just of the dark itself, and what might be potentially in there. I didn't imagine anything, just thought there might be SOMETHING.
Anyway, now I have a foot long bayonet next to the bed and a couple of axes nearby. The Crossbow is in the closet, but there are a few knifes in the desk.

>>23080438
>>23080451

or if you had let it catch you, it might have raped you before eating

>>23080478

I don't know why, but any time I saw things in the dark, they always had one eye. Always. Never an exception.

>>23080478
>implying it won't wait until the onset of REM sleep, then silently sneak in, moving all your weapons just out of your reach and then sit on the end of your bed, staring at you, mouth stretched into a rictus grin exposing its long needle like fangs as it waits until you awaken to find yourself defenseless and at its mercy

>>23080329
Share some of those other experiences and what in the name of Thor do you mean by "Hell portal"?

>>23080503
Damnit, I was planning on actually sleeping tonight.

>>23080478
FOOL YOU ARE ARMING THEM

>>23080478
You fool. The closet is a portal to The Dark. You've given them a starting weapon.

>>23080347
>>23080365
Not exactly like that, no. I wouldn't call "her" particularly "thin". But a luminous female figure, yes. Not particularly bright in terms of sheer light output: more like a soft glow than anything. But it was like the rest of the world around her grew darker instead, as if she was the only source of light in the world. The best way I can describe it is like looking at a monochrome negative image, or like a thermal image without color enhancement.

The nature of the encounters were rather different too: I can't ever remember feeling uncomfortable about it the dozen or so times I've seen her. Usually she just sits on my desk across the room, or on the dresser next to my bed, and watches me. I can recall once that she touched my head, and then it was light outside like I'd lost a few hours. If I had been awake or hallucinating, I must have fallen asleep right there on the spot, and if she was a dream I must've just stopped dreaming or something.

It's been a fair few months, but I still see her from time to time, especially when I'm really stressed out or sick. The last time was when I caught a stomach virus: I was too weak to move, and I couldn't even hold down water the first two days. Fever of about a hundred and three. Then, on the second night, I saw her again. The next morning the fever had broken.

And that's why hearing about an ethereal "woman" gives me what scientists call a bad case of the "heebie-jeebies". It's a little too close for comfort.

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>>23080497

>>23080526
nnnoope not sleeping now.....

>>23080523
Sounds more like a guardian angel than anything else.

Also, due to this thread, I have to keep looking over my shoulder every few seconds. I have a friend from out of town visiting, and I'm still not used to the sounds he makes while asleep.

>>23080520
Nah man, the crack through your curtains you can never seem to fix and the air vent is how they get into your room.

I have created a friendly monster in my mind to help keep such accidental specters at bay

>>23080538
then why always the closet?

>>23080550

Subterfuge and misdirection.

>>23080513
>>23080520Man... it's a 150 pound pull crossbow too. I'm arming the FUCK out of them.
Oh well, he can only get one shot off. I'll duel him to the death Gladiator style.

I once got lost in my town's flood drainage and sewer system for like 3 hours.
It didn't help that I only had a cell phone light and I have a terrible fear of clowns.

>>23080546
what?

Your blanket is your greatest ally in all supernatural events.
It forms a perfect shield against all evil if you completely cover yourself.

>>23080523
I'm gonna say that the pale female night visitor some people get is a psychopomp. You know, something that collects your soul when you die and takes you to the afterlife.

It would explain why yours comes around when you're sick or under stress, and why the other anon seemed to feel like he was dying when his visitor touched him.

>>23080188
>I had the most terrifying feeling of suffocation and impending death whenever she touched me.
Sounds like an average bout of sleep paralysis to me.
Can't explain the rest of it though.

>>23080558
>>23080513
>>23080520
OH WAIT! I just remembered, we have no reason to fear the arming of the monsters.
The Teddy Bear is in there too.

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too bad I have a bed full of highly trained kittens

>>23080505
I really have no idea what he meant.
I'm rooming with my beset friend in college, and his dad has been like a father figure to me for a long time, so when he tells me something just so stone faced, no matter how ridiculous it is it just seems like it must be true.
Anyways
>Roomie has been having strange death centric nightmares
>Says that he's "Woken up" from sleep but is watching as his eyes blink and he listens to himself talking about something but he can't tell what
>Has to fight to stay "awake"
>This has happened multiple times
>Asks his father who apparently used to be a medium
>Tells him that he might be susceptible to channeling
>Tells him additionally that "Hell portals" exist
It just freaks me out to think about that

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>>23080593

I never had a teddy bear

I admit on occasion I wonder if I missed out on something.

>>23080560
Does your name happen to be Ritchie?

>>23080593
Crisis averted then.

>>23080598
According to the ancient Egyptians, cats ward off the forces of darkness and the undead. I think you've got this one covered.

>>23080604
This needs to be a Toy Story/Monsters inc. champagn now

>>23080617
I remember learning that from The Mummy

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>>23080538
>mfw the radiator in my room has never worked right
>mfw suddenly suspicious
>mfw holy fuck demons in the radiator

>>23080650
Are you me?>>23079539

>>23080526
FUCK. YOU.

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I was just checking /tg/ before i go to sleep. obviously i find this thread and now i cant sleep at all.

mfw i pull the sheets over myself and my laptop to hide again.

recently had to move in with the parents again after college and waiting to stabilize from my new job. back in the same room i grew up in.

dat closet......

If teddy bears and plush toys are the secret to warding off boogeymen and monsters under the bed, I'm fine. I'm a hoarder, you see.
I practically have an army lying around my room, waiting in ambush.

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>>23080617
>mfw I'm allergic to cats
Well, I'm boned.

This thread really makes me wish I lived near a railroad. When I lived with my parents, we lived out in the country, about a mile from some train tracks. Every night, I'd hear the train whistle and the rumble of the train on the tracks in the distance. It was oddly soothing. Well, I live near an interstate, at least. I guess it's close enough.

>>23080739
No you are not>>23080604

Watching Monsters Inc. now.

>>23080721
Look on the bright side. It's not all shadow people and boogeymen.

You might get that luminous naked whyboner thing from >>23080188 coming to take your soul as you lie helpless and semi-conscious in your bed.

>>23080780
like that one odd scene in ghost busters when the ghost lady wanted Dan Aykroyd's dick?

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>>23080823

>>23080537
>>23080577
Neither seems particularly likely. I was never in any grave danger any time that I've seen her, and in some cases I was perfectly fine. Absolutely stress-free. But I'll tell you this much, when I FELT like I was going to die, seeing "her" was a great morale-booster.

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>>23080851

>>23080841
many Psychopomps are meant to be a comforting presence, to ease you into the next life it is said that their is one for each person, and they sometimes visit before our time

>>23080470
I've never bothered looking them up.

Pills do help, but they're usually a more pre-emptive measure, and they SUCK. Like, it hurts to live, until you adjust.

When I was four or five, my parents made the mistake of letting me read The Time Machine. The morlocks- industrious subterranean cannibals who are the far-future descendants of mankind- formed the primary antagonists of my nightmares for years and years. Many is the night I spent running for my life through dark forests, dank caves, abandoned cityscapes, and industrial smoke-and-fire factories. Many is the night I spent desperately hiding behind a campfire of a floodlight. Many is the night I spent awake, besieged, the 40 watt bulb of my elephant lamp the only thing between me and being dragged off into the darkness. The few victories I won against them only made them hate me more, made them try new and more ingenious tactics. They tried allying with my other nightmares, or compromising friendly imaginary beings, or breeding new horrors that could bypass each of my countermeasures.

One night, when I was ten or so, I had one particularly vivid series of narrow escapes from them, after breaking into a mighty Morlock stronghold to free my friends and family from a grizzly fate. I knew it was a trap, but I similarly knew I had no choice. I went in with six of my best imaginary friends by my side, and not all of us made it out again. But we saved the prisoners (those who had not already been graphically vivisected, at least), and fled through miles and miles of corridors to the surface- only to be cornered on the last bridge, within sight of salvation. We were outnumbered at least 1000 to 1 by a horde of dark skulking abhumans and things less easily described. I knew there was no way I was getting out of this alive, but I was prepared to sell my life as dearly as I could. I raised my voice in something that was half a battle cry and half a desperate plea to any god who would listen, closed my eyes, and charged...

>>23080912
only to see the horde in front of me annihilated by fire from the sky.

The next night, an otherwise pleasant dream was suddenly interrupted by a terrific apparition of red and violet flames. Behind the searing flames and blinding light, I could just make out a tall, armoured, humanoid form. He introduced himself as the La'ak Fiar, the Morlock God of the Sun. Given that they were a photophobic race, he was also their god of death. He told me that he was in the market for a new Herald, and I just happened to owe him a favour. One way or another, my relationship with the morlocks would never be the same...

>>23080918
bad ass

>>23080879
Sandman Death is certainly comforting, and even Discworld Death is a pretty cool guy.

>>23080949
Supernatural Death is a pretty classy dude, though odds are you're only important enough to warrant one of his underlings, who are also fairly nice about it.

>>23080949
Death is never really a bad guy. He's just the garbage man who realizes he has an important job to do.

>>23079348
>sleep paralysis

Oh, you too? I used to get it almost every morning. Welcome to the wonderful world of body horror.

>>23080478
.... Milan?

>>23080879
Though the idea of a psychopomp IS rather Jungian, like my unconscious mind reassuring me that I'm going to be okay. Though, normally I'd expect a raven or a valkyrie, something that I'd actually recognize.

Or it could be a supernatural woman doing it. Fucked if I know.

>>23081188
>beginning two sentences with the word "though"
I need sleep, dammit. If I see her again I'll say hi.

My recurring nightmares used to be of lying on a long empty street in a thick forest unable to move, hearing a car approach and desperately trying to move my slow unwilling body out of the way only to fail and wake up at the moment the car would have hit me.

The spookiest thing that I've ever actually seen was when I was on the subway and saw the same cleaning lady cleaning the platform two stations in a row. Not that spooky.

Coincidently I also had a out-of-body experience while waiting for the subway.

>>23080598

hahha finally alone anon... hey what's that fluffy thing, no dawww stopit stopit stopit its so cute dawwwwww ARGUGHUGH fuck this I'm going back in the closet

>>23080982

I had sleep paralysis like 2 times in my life. and each time I had nightmares of those creepy grey aliens.
fffffffffffffffffffffffffff

>>23081584
My sleep paralysis is pretty consistent, and though I do -also- get waking dreams, I don't usually get both at once.

For paralysis, I just wake up in the sense that I can see the room I'm in. Trying to actually move feels pretty painful, it's like a pins and needles sensation but amplified across the entire limb.

The waking dreams are bizarre and usually lewd.

The good news is that when I'm actually fully asleep, I'm almost a perfect lucid dreamer after early experiences with night terrors, though I can't always make things happen how I want. My sleep cycles can be pretty intense overall.

>>23080258
>>23080267
hivepenis

>>23081624
I only ever get three kinds of dreams: the kind where I see the pale lady, which I presume are dreams, the kind where I wake up screaming, and the kind that are sort of fun or silly, occasionally /tg/ related.

The third variety are getting increasingly rare.

>>23080379
your father is awesome

>>23080485
bueno

I've been suffering from insomnia for years.
The first time I've not slept for 5 days straight was when I was still in my teens. Around the 4th day I started to feel incredibly paranoid. Around the 5th day I started "feeling" something behind me. It never makes any noises and I've never seen anything (save maybe for a few shadowy wisps in the corner of my eyes). But my brain tells me something is there and it's dangerous.

It can't really come back though. It never left to begin with.

I was terrified of all kinds of small openings that could be imagined as an eye. I thought they stared at me. The winner was the keyhole to a wardrobe door. It stared at me.

Clever kid as I was I got a good helping of duct tape and taped over everything that looked like an eye.

I was also terrified of fire.. But apart from having a fire alarm and a fire extinguisher in my apartment there isn't much I can do if a huge-ass bonfire come knocking.

Then of course there were the spiders. I'm still terrified of those, and usually let my cats handle them.

>>23081817
Oh yeah. Same here. Whenever I stay up for more than 20 hours things start moving in the periphery of my sight, and I feel watched.

Then again, I've had full out hallucinations of things like a cat stroking itself against my leg (visual AND tactile hallucination at the same time), and seeing cats sit in dark corners of my apartment.

This wouldn't be nearly as freaky if I OWNED cats. Haven't had cats since I moved away from home.

>>23081817
That's just the insomnia. I went four days and my keyboard started talking to me.

Strange shit happens.

>>23081861
It's just friendly cat ghosts.
Should be fine unless you wake up and find one slitting on your chest as you grasp for breath.

>>23080631
fucking marketing genious here.

>>23080735
well, you should be worried about when they turn on you

>>23081888
Cat ghosts or hallucinations.. Cat eyes are still fucking scary.

Also, if it were just cat ghosts I wouldn't also see human silhouettes. It's just hallucinations. My brain filling with blank stuff from my memories.

you know those weird dreams that you have as a kid where it's a normal situation but everything feels faster?
not exactly faster but it's the feel of when you watch something that has a high framerate on tv
and people are rude for no reason.
it's so fucking weird

>>23081888
but it saved me from a goblin that came out of my wall and ruined everyone's ability to sleep as a kid

I had two fairly regular nightmares as a kid, I think I could now cope with one of them.

I've always been a bit of an arachnophobe and for quite a long time I had this horrible fear that while lying in bed as soon as I closed my eyes colossal spider legs were going to reach around the bed from underneath and pin me in place.
Frankly I don't think I could cope any better with that now than I could back then.

The other was one of the apparently pretty common mysterious creepy women, who yeah I'm pretty sure I'd now just try to have sex with.

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>>23080526
I've since woken back up now, but still, fuck you, and I hope pic related haunts your dreams for all time.

>>23080593
>that feel when you know that your teddy will always protect you from the monsters, no matter what.

We should totally make an RPG where you play stuffed animals fighting the monsters for the souls of the innocent. Shit would be so cash.

>>23082606

>We should totally make an RPG where you play stuffed animals fighting the monsters for the souls of the innocent. Shit would be so cash.

HELL. YES.

>>23082693
I imagine it'd be like Little Fears, but you aren't playing the children, you're playing the stuffed animals, all of which have pledged to defend the souls of children from the creatures.

Not sure what system I would use, however.

>>23082723

I think I saw a prototype for that on 1d4chan, no idea if it's a working copy or what.

I never had hallucinatory sleep paralysis. Just the fear that somehow my body, including my lungs, had become paralysed

>>23082606

>Dark Souls
>reskinned for the Chosen Undead to be the Chosen Bear instead
>Gwynevere is a child who still has huge breasts

I remember as a child something used to walk through my house at night. It always started at the ground floor and I could hear it's footsteps slowly pace through each room of the groundfloor. Sounded like it was exploring each room.
Then a pause, the first time it happened I thought I had imagined the footsteps but then I heard them start again up the stairs, slower than anything human. A step every 8 seconds roughly.
The noise wasn't loud at all. Just barely on the edge of hearing at first.
I always used to sleep with my door closed and it would step outside the door and then wait. You know how you can sometimes tell when someone is standing behind you. Well I could TELL it was outside my door. I would be silent as possible unmoving in my bed. My body was stiff and sore from laying so still. My head would go dizzy from the effort of breathing so little. Hoping it would go away. After about 20 minutes it would move on to my brothers room next to mine.
After the first few times this happened it began to speak. I can't remember what it said or what it sounded like but I understood what it was saying.
'Let me in'

>Be small kid
>Terrorized by a skeletal figure in my basement
>Would run up the stairs terrified of it grabbed my ankles
>Turns out it was an old, old halloween decoration

>Be 6'3" man with a shit ton of swords, hatchets, and a broom
I'm taking that broom and shoving it up his non-existent ass.

>>23082874
One night my door was left open.
I was feeling ill that day so I went to bed early. My mum came into my room when I was dozing and checked on me. When she left she didn't close the door.
I remember waking up to the sound of its footsteps below me. The same as before. Step step step pause. Step step step pause. Then up the stairs to my door.
I didn't realise my door was open. My room was very dark and I couldn't see that the door was ajar. Again it stood outside and whispered quietly.
'Let me in'
And then I guess it must have realised the door was open. I heard the door creak open slowly and I've gotta say I nearly crapped myself. But I still didn't move as I was convinced that if I did it would get me.
It walked slowly over to my bed and just stood there. I had heard the footsteps and I could tell it was about a ft away from my head. Waiting again. I opened my eyes and saw just a dark shape leaning over my bed. A dark face that was basically all mouth. Smiling at me.
It then just walked out after I had seen it.

I had and still have really a huge problem with lucid/waking dreams. Like I would naturally fall into the pattern and seem to find myself locked down but still able to look around my room at night. Seeing a ghostly blue violin lady playing for me, seeing E fucking T just chilling in my bedroom corner eating M&Ms;

but by far the worst was 'waking up' and hearing what might have been someone crying, I realise their is a weight on my feet and look down to see like a baby facing away from me sitting on my legs, it them turns its head towards me Excorcist 180 head spin complete with neck cracking and just screams, and I mean fucking SCREAMS so loud it hurt. I was freaking the fuck out but my body was paralyzed and it just sat there screaming and its mouth opened so wide that the skin around its mouth started to rip.

Then it exploded into flies and I woke up proper.
I was like 12 and was crying for a good part of 2 hours after that. Fuck I don't think I could handle that shit today

>>23082955
Well fuck...
That's messed up anon. I have no idea what I would do if i saw.
>apart from cry

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>>23082955
That's horrific, anon. You have my sympathy.

I have no idea how I am going to beat my nightime oddity.

Seriously. Mine has no form. I used to have strange dreams that I was alone in my room, playing as kids do when the adults are over havinng dinner and junk with bosses and stuff. Then a tiny scrap of dark-blue crayon paper would fall from the sky, and everything would freeze and get super slow-motion. And then parts of the room would start to vanish, and I could never make it to the door in time.
How on earth am I supposed to fight that?

turn on UV light I have for no reason as it enters the room

laugh at him

shoot his leg off with shotgun

step on his stomach while still laughing

blow off his other appendages

throw him out into the yard to bleed out

did I win?

>>23082955
My first and only experience with sleep paralysis was when I woke up and thought I was having an asthma attack, which was actually something that was pretty life threatening in those years.
I honestly thought that was the end.

>>23083074

2edgy5me

>>23083060
But there are other things that I could fight.
When I was a kid and everytime we went to my grandparents we always left after dinner time, and it always got dark before we made it home. (Like a 4 hour drive) My dad likes to take the back-roads home, so lots of flat farmland and nothing to see.

I used to think that the far away lights from houses and lamposts, floodlights and so on were giant cyclopses following us home. But do I have to fight my grandmother? She died and when I was a kid, I swore I saw her in my room twice.

I never actually saw or really thought about what was lurking in my room; I just covered myself in a duvet (even in the middle of summer) so that they couldn't sniff me out.

Perhaps, upon our reunion, I'll make sure to actually see what it was I hid from.

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>>23083074
>implying that UV light will let you see it
>implying it has legs
>implying it has a stomach
>implying it has any appendages
>implying it has blood
>implying that this wasn't a dream it gave you as it rent you apart to feed its young.

You will be the first to die.

Well as a proper elegan/tg/entlemen I keep various weponry about my room. I have a battle axe against the wall and a conan the barbarian replica sword hanging over my bed. Fuck this thing and fuck were it came from HAVE AT YOU FOUL CREATURE.

>>23083130
I'm 25, and I swear I've seen my grandmother since she died last year. I'm open to the fact it might well be random firings in my brain making me hallucinate, but I would swear on my RPGs that I saw her stand over me a few weeks ago.

I never got the whole "monster in the closet" thing.

Never made any sense to me.

>>23082606
there is an rpg were all the characters are children and they have "imaginary freinds" that are more like lovecraftian horrors or minor gods whom protect them.

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>>23082937
>>23082937
Jesus fucking christ anon, I nearly shat my pants reading your post.

Well, I'm going to start from the beginning.
What you si in [pic related] is the view of my room, from my bed, to my door. Behind me it's only a wall, so I mostly sleep turned this way to watch the door (its something like a primal custom, watching the entrance makes you feel safer or something). Its a small room, but I live in Poland, so its a standard flat. My room is in a kind of a corner of the house, being the most isolated and stuff. When you open the door, I only see part of the corridor.

So one day, I went to sleep really early (I'm on my studies, so my sleep sheldue is very irregular, sometimes I sleep for 2 hours, and then 14 hours the next night). So when I go to sleep this early, I often ask my parents, to try to be quiet. They spend the evening watching the tv, and I only see some of the light, switched in the corridor, lighting up those four glass panels on the door [pic related].

Well, I'm sleeping just fine, when I wake up a little bit, I watch the door, still almost asleep and I see that the light is turned in the corridor. So now I think this must be something like 23, maybe a little bit later, because my parent are apparently still awake. Then i feel itching on my right leg. So I decide to scratch it, I lift myself to his apollo-kind of pose, something between sitting and lying, and proceed to scratch my leg. Now that I'm more awake, I notice something strange.

The light is too strong, and I can clearly see the door open.
The I focus my eyes on the door and see a fucking shadow, standing in the door.

It wasn't even scary, It was maybe 3/4 of the door height, so maybe 160cm tall, stood there like it was blocking the door, I mean the pose. I could clearly see it had arms and legs although it was just pure clack shade.
Also it appeared to be steaming, or fuming, like his whole body emitted some kind of black smoke.

>>23083331
I woke up almost instantly, still lying in the bed, with everyone in the house asleep, all lights off, and generally nothing strange. It was 2 AM so I just went back to sleep.

I thought it was kinda similar, but not as hardcore as your.

my plan has succeeded!

I have finally seen someone use the "3edgy5me" in context I "wrote" because I'm to lazy to read other contexts that have 3edgy5me in them!

I feel complete!

what should I do with my time now!

thanks to anon # 59502794560

I have see- wait that says 2edgy5me... DAMMIT!

>>23079276
Major Payne has your monster in the closet...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L4MOGdPzzvY

>>23079276
I saw something hunched over outside my window once, I never went to move the curtains. I thought it was a werewolf, which may have led me down the poisoned road of the furry.

>>23083836
I am disappoint.

At first, I thought you said "Path of Fury".

>>23083189
No no, everyone knows that Light is the biggest weakness of monsters!

>>23083368
Fuck mate. I'm the dude you replied to and thats freaky as hell. Something about just darkness and the fact you can't tell a lot about them that's the worse. Maybe it was the same thing?

>>23084469
Actually it just makes it easier for them to see you.
I mean do you eat your dinner in the dark?

>>23084617
But they can see you in the dark anyway. A little light at least lets you know what's stalking you.

>>23081889
>>23082606
>>23082693
I'm throwing my dollars at the screen but nothing's happening!

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>>23084876
>>23082693
>>23082606
>>23081889
Look up the comic The Stuff of Legends.
A Little Boy gets taken by the Boogeyman, and some of his toys go in after him.

>>23085073

That image makes my dick so rock hard.

>>23085119
And it's a fucking good comic to mate!

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>Rawhead and Bloody Bones
>Steals naughty children from their homes,
>Takes them to his dirty den,
>And they are never seen again

This anon back again. >>23080188

A four year stretch without the pale luminous figure disturbing my sleep has officially come to an end. I woke up shortly before dawn and I'm quite certain I saw her watching me from the corner of my room for a few seconds before melting away into the shadows. How does /tg/ recommend I proceed if she becomes as frequent a nighttime visitor as she used to be?

Also, fuck you guys. I am convinced this thread is responsible for her finding me again. My sleep had been peaceful ever since I moved to my current apartment, but now the horrors know I'm here.

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>>23085645
>How does /tg/ recommend I proceed if she becomes as frequent a nighttime visitor as she used to be?
There is only one thing to do.

>>23085645
You need to find a new child (a homeless kid or something), and offer them to her in your place. That's the only way to deal with the Fae.

>>23085645
Can you give a description of her appearance? Don't skimp on the details.

For, um, "research" purposes...

>>23085645
I wouldn't be too worried about it just yet. You probably dreamed it.

I mean, from a psychological perspective, when you write about something right before going to bed, it's probably going to show up in your dreams.

>>23086029

Only, like, 25% of the time. They might also be appeased if you give them porridge, or water a specific tree in the middle of the night after ringing a silver bell.

...fae are a bit schizo.

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>>23080593
Fuck, you know, I just realize why teddy bears work as wards against evil.

Their name, Teddy Bear, as in Teddy Roosevelt. As in, one of the manliest motherfuckers in existence

After a lifetime of hunting the most dangerous game known to man, his spirit has imbued the bears with his power, and they carry on his legacy of hunting by fighting whatever may slither out from under the bed or behind the curtain. Their cute appearance is just a disguise, after all, as Teddy himself said, "speak softly, and carry a big stick"

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>>23085645

>>23086357
yes I will now have a campaign as stuffed animals and the Bear will be a mini Roosevelt

>>23086128
What about a sign on the door with "No salesmen, no cold callers, no True Fae"?

Better than nothing!

>>23085645
Why is she so bad again? All she does is chill in your room at night. Maybe you should try to communicate with it?

>>23086821
I remember this one Lawsuit involving the true fae, the guy was trying to sue for mental anguish and kidnapping, the poor sap got a noob lawyer, and then the fucking fae not only won and got him back but also his mawyer

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Gee, look at what I keep on my nightstand.

I've also got a Pelican 8060 (translation: BRIGHT FUCKING FLASHLIGHT) and a huge-ass combat knife in the drawer underneath it.

Come at me bro

>>23079474
>>23079474

you sadistic fuck

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>>23079474
Dear lord... The pain.
Imagine using that as a home security system? Like each night you line the floor in front of every entrance to your house with those.

>>23087122
Boogymen, closet monsters, shadow people, fae and other night things get not mercy from me

>>23086041
Alright.

It's hard to say exactly what her height is given that I'm looking up at her from my bed, but I'd guess she's around 5'10" tall. She has an unnaturally thin and elongated body build, but definitely feminine. Narrow waist, small breasts, etc. You’d expect to see ribs sticking out given her emaciated build, but there are none visible. She does not appear to breathe. Her body is entirely hairless, as is her head.

Her skin is very pale, more like greyish white than normal human skin tone, and seems to emit a faint glowing luminescence. Not enough to cast light on objects around her, but enough that she is visible regardless of the light level in the room and shadows are not cast on her. She is always naked, and appears to be “anatomically correct” so to speak, but the ethereal glow that surrounds her makes the details rather indistinct. It’s almost like she looks out of focus. It’s difficult to explain, but there is something decidedly non-sexual about her nudity. Like it’s just her nature.

As far as her face is concerned, she seems entirely expressionless. Her eyes are about 50% larger than those of a normal person, and are entirely black. I’ve never seen her blink. Small mouth, always closed. Small or nonexistent nose, though there is sort of a hint of nostrils. Again, her ethereal and indistinct nature makes details difficult to pick out.

Fap as you wish, hedonis/tg/entleman.

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>>23087256
I'm gonna have to agree with >>23086881

How is this a bad thing to have in your bedroom? You should be tapping dat extra-dimensional ass not complaining to us about it.

Rolled 10

>>23086881
Coincidence my dear anon, she's been looking ever since you moved, one room at at time, shes just happend to find you now.

>>23087066
Fat lot of good it's gonna do when you fall asleep.

>>23079474
To fight monsters...

We made monsters.

>>23087545
The monsters never do anything to you while you're asleep. They always wait until you wake up so they can savor the sweet taste of your fear while they rend your flesh and devour your soul.

>>23087256
Nigga you fucked.

Sounds like some sort of fae creature. Make a border around your bed with iron shavings if you don't want her climbing in bed with you and stealing the breath from your lungs.

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When I was young I built a secret fort in this huge dirt hill out back. I had cards and stuff back there and it was dangerous as shit.
One day it fell on me. I was completely caved in. One of the sides was hard soil and the other, the way out, was several hundred pounds of dirt. I thought I was going to die. I dug my way out and didn't tell anybody. I was actually sick for days, coughing and vomiting blood and dust.

About a week later I couldn't sleep, the nightmares were too much. I went upstairs at about 11pm and asked my parents, who were watching TV, why dying had to happen. I was looking for comfort, understanding. They screamed at me and told me to go the fuck to bed because I had school in the morning. Told me I was a little shit.

These days I still dream of being trapped in small crawlspaces. I'm not claustrophobic and I'm a completely normal anon for the most part, but most nights my thoughts are filled with something heavy on my back holding me down, being unable to arch my spine or stand vertically. I sometimes sleep sitting up.

>>23087714
Man, your parents really sound like dicks.

>>23087791
They weren't gonna win any parenting awards, at any rate.

>>23087666
>>23087405
>>23086881
>>23086429
>>23085750
>>23086029
So I've got a bunch of votes for trying to fuck my supernatural visitor, and a couple for trying to ward her off with /x/ faggotry.

Anyone want to break the tie? Wat do, /tg/?

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>>23088008

>>23088008
do you want to be a boss or do you want to be a sniveling superstitious peasant?

>>23088008
Bang her. Only try to get rid of her if she ends up being wrong for you.

>>23088008
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Descartes

>>23088008
>anyone want to break the tie
>tie
Silly anon, there is no tie. The vote is clearly in favor of giving her the dick.

You'll probably be killed regardless of what you do, but wouldn't you rather die balls deep in a nameless horror from beyond time and space, than die trying to hide behind some improvised occult barrier?

>>23088119
>wouldn't you rather die balls deep in a nameless horror from beyond time and space
Few other phrases so effectively encapsulate all that /tg/ represents. I am in awe, good sir.

what would I do... the same thing I did last time, what my Dad told me to do, tell it "Fuck off or my Dad will kick you in."

poor bugger died last August

>>23088119
>>23088036
>>23088096
>>23088057
>>23088072
Well, it's decided then. The next time she appears in my room, I will do everything in my power to make sweet love to whatever the hell she is.

If I never post the results of this attempt, you'll know that either she has never reappeared or that you got me killed.

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>>23088509

Godspeed, brave man.

Your death will be recorded for science.

As a kid, there used to be this weird...Gollum-y thing that I would sometimes see outside my window, crawling on my neighbors roof. Couldn't ever make much out from it, due to it mostly being on moonless, or close to it, nights. Never did anything. Just crawl around and sat there. Definitely humanoid, and DEFINITELY scared the shit out of 7 year old me.

There was also my possibly haunted alarm clock/radio. And something in my closet on rare occasions I could hear playing with my toys.

>>23080577
>I'm gonna say that the pale female night visitor some people get is a psychopomp.
Yeah, I'd agree on that count. It sounds a lot like one banshee interpretation - appears as a herald of death, but isn't lethal in and of itself.

>>23081921
Wait, but aren't stuffed toys safe? I mean, they wouldn't give them to kids otherwise, would they? WOULD THEY?!

I haven't had that specific things thing happen, although if one recurring nightmare turns out to be real, all I'll probably need will be a strong fan and a small pile of something thoroughly hygroscopic. (Evil cloud that wanted to eat me. For some reason, it could always find a way in, even though the window was closed.) Although if the other nightmare I really vividly remember is true, then not only am I fucked, but the Chuckle Brothers are too.

>>23087256
Yup, that's a banshee alright. Unless you're ill, you're probably fine.

>>23088008
BOTH. DO BOTH. If the former works, you have ass to tap pretty much every night, if the latter, you don't need to worry about it.

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>>23088509
I have documented the important portions of this story for posterity.

Best of luck, anon, but if you are slain your fate will serve as a warning to others.

>>23087256
Okay, see that doesn't quite fit with what I've seen. My version has no eyes that I've ever been able to discern, though there are two areas where her eyes should be that shine brighter, almost to the point of being painful if you focus on them too much. She also, aside from being a glowing spirit/dream/warp entity, could pass for human in terms of her proportions, and has an approximation of hair.

The non-sexual aspect about her nudeness struck me as an accurate description, but mine feels a bit more emotional: I get the distinct impression that she frowns when I'm sick or anxious and smiles when I start to feel more relaxed.

Smiling and frowning has been the limit of the communication, as I get the distinct impression that while she seems concerned with my welfare, the right word for initiating any sort of significant communication is "impropriety". As if it COULD be done, but it simply SHOULDN'T by some tacit understanding.

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Considering the thing that tormented me at night was a fucking JUNGLE CAT I think that i'm pretty fucked.

>>23089604
How did you come to be tormented by a jungle cat?

>>23079276
I had a crossbow, a shitload of bolts and a butcher knife in my underwear draw.
Fuck If I knew but I slept better at night. My closet and bedroom window would always sound out like someone was tapping it.

>>23090180
I lived in an old house in the suburbs, where the whole house made noises like that. Also, the back windows of the house always creeped me out when it was dark, because it always felt like someone or something was staring in through them.

It was only when I grew up that I found out the previous owners were murdered on the back porch, right outside the windows I always hated as a kid.

They always told me "there's nothing there in the dark that isn't there in the light". That used to reassure me.

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Fuck, return of the bears and the groke? Fuck no.
I still feel uneasy when going through forests and oh god talking about Groke still makes me uneasy. Like she's outside my window.
Like

RIGHT NOW

>>23090471
Why the fuck do the houses in the suburbs have the creepiest stories.

>>23090719
Because it could just as easily be the house YOU grew up in, and you might never know it?

If stuff like that can happen in the suburbs, it can happen anywhere.

>>23090876
>My neighbors house was apparently the site of a brutal suicide/kill.
>The killer was a kid the victim his baby sitter.
THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE WHAT THE FUCK.

>>23090511
Eh, the Groke is just a bit lonely.

>>23090998
The detail that set ME off was that it was the estranged son that killed his parents.

For a while it seemed like I was going to be the estranged son of my family.

>>23091077
I hate the suburbs.

>>23091462
Agreed.

>>23091462
The city ain't any better and don't get me started on the fucking country.

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>>23091636
Oh, I know both the city and the country. My fiancee's place is in the city, and what with neighbours, etc, creaks and groans happen all over the place. Because her staircase is pretty dark too at night, even with the light on, I'm absolutely positive, when I walk on the landing, I see something at the bottom of the stairs.

When I'm at my parents place, out in the countryside, however, when I'm pulling the curtains shut, I'm sure, standing out on the field behind there house, there is a humanoid shape standing out there, slowly moving towards their house. I'm also positive that things keep trying to peer through the cracks in the curtains there.

We need to band together and hunt these bastards down.

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>>23079276
the furby that I hid in the closet.

>feed me
>feed me
>feed me

I'd cuddle that motherfucker

>>23091731
>We need to band together and hunt these bastards down.
Most of them are already dead.

>>23079276
For some reason as a kid my biggest fear was someone breaking into my room through the house's second story window and killing my guinea pig, my parents, and then my dog in that very specific order. But in all my nightmares and paranoid delusions he'd never notice me or even try to hurt me. Dunno what that says about my psyche.

>>23089561
Would "communicating" with your dick be considered improper?

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>>23091872
Well, you know who we need to call then...

Cheiron Group, how may I direct your call?

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>that feel when it's getting dark

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>>23092569
>That feel when it's nearly 1am, and I need to go to bed, but you guys have made me not want to turn off the light, especially >>23080526

God damn it you guys, seriously...

>>23090511

Groke?

Never had a consistent bogeyman as a kid, but lots of one-shot incidental nightmares that usually got turned around into action scenes by sheer force of will. I remember one lucid dream a few years ago where I was someone else, died, then decided "Fuck that noise" and continued the dream from another person's perspective.

When I'm awake its a different story. All my life I've always been noticing movement out of the corner of my eyes. Didn't matter where. Out in the country, indoors, broad daylight. Always something, usually small, moving just out of sight, like it didn't want to be bothered.

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>>23082606
Reminds me of CAT, but with stuffed animals instead of real ones.

>>23079348

I'm this anon from yesterday. Since the thread is still around, I'll share my one and only sleep paralysis/scary shit sleeping general. This happened about 3-4 months ago, so I wasn't a kid or anything.

Basically I wake up early in the morning in my bed, unable to really move my body. I feel stiff. There is a loud buzzing sound, the one that gets trapped in your ear sometimes. I am looking down with my eyes to the foot of my bed, where there seems to be a shadowy figure standing in the corner of the room, away from my bed. Then I shift my eyes and it is closer, before shifting my eyes again and it was then standing next to me. Strangely, it was standing "in" my bed, so its legs were like phasing through my bed or whatever. At that moment the buzzing intensified loudly and then it suddenly stopped, and the figure dispirited. I blinked and could suddenly move, and shook myself awake.

Now most people might have been scared, but I really wasn't because I knew about dream paralysis and so I just chalked it up to that. I took a drink and a piss and went back to bed.

Freakiest thing that's ever happened to me my whole life. Pretty tame, in all honesty.

>>23092977
You are awesome, anon. I need to run this game now, it's brilliant!

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>>23093094
Glad to help.

>>23092977
I want to play this so bad holy fuck.

Man... I just have nightmares about Work. And they are only really nightmares because I wake up in a cold sweat most times.
And it's about the customers. They keep getting in! Even after we close and lock the doors they keep coming into the building and they won't leave! We close at 6 and now it's almost midnight and the customers won't leave and let us go home!
I wake up afraid.

>>23092977

How cute~

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>>23089543
>>23088509
Good to see something good come out of this thread.

In a few hours I'm gonna delete this thread to make room for the next scenario, do you want me to do that or keep this up so we we can hear about the brave Anon who tried to screw the creepy lady? I'm no writefag, but that's giving me ideas for a rather interesting non-pornographic story.

>>23094083
Don't delete the thread. It will auto-sage soon so as not to take up space on the front page, and it's more likely that we'll hear of the results of anon's sexy experiment if the thread is still extant.

>>23094083
Keep the thread, anon - it'll end up auto-saging and getting archived, so it'll help us if we can refer back to this thread.

>>23094330
Actually, we need to request archiving if we want it to archive.

>>23094367
Was that changed? Foolz.us auto-archives the threads, to my knowledge.

>>23094367
There's a site that auto-archives any thread that 404s. Maybe not DELETED threads, but ones that fall past page 10 for sure.

>>23094367
I think he means the foolz archive.

>>23094367
The thread is now archived on suptg.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/23079276/

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>that feel when I made it through last night without being torturously killed by the creatures of darkness, only to face some 18,000 more nights ahead of me

I was once visited by the spirit of George Washington.....when I was four....living in Minnesota.

Yeah, pretty much everyone said it was a dream but I know I wasn't because I distinctly remember waking up from a nightmare about those damn fucking snakes.

Laugh, for there are no more boxes for him to hide behind any more. How do you like that, you spiky motherfucker?

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>>23095330
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA

>>23095518
SIX FOOT EIGHT WEIGHS A FUCKING TON.
OPPONENTS BEWARE, OPPONENTS BEWARE
HE'S COMING
HE'S COMING
HE'S COMING

>>23079276
I fucking made monster spray in a spray bottle. Water, Listerine, toothpaste, and some liquid soap. Then I sold it to my little brother for 50 cents a bottle. He proceeded to spray every object in his room, including the dog, all of his clothes, and after a month of doing this, he moved onto my parents closet. This is where my CAPITALISM! ended.

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>>23095672
That reminds me of an episode of Ed Edd N' Eddy. The power went out in the Cul-De-Sac and Ed started telling everyone that mole people who lived in the sewers were responsible. When Kevin and Rolf, and later Double D (Edd) went down to the sewers to help restore power, Ed told everyone the mole people had taken them. He claimed that they were weak to stale hot dog buns so Eddy began peddling them to the kids of the Cul-de-Sac.

>>23080526
God fucking DAMMIT!

This whole fucking thread was already 2spooky4me, but I just fucking HAD to tard out and let my curiosity get the better of me.

I hope you are cast to the farthest reaches of hell when you die. Y'know, the one where the floor is made out of legos and the only thing to drink is instant chocolate milk that wasn't mixed thoroughly enough.

>>23096036
To be honest, shit like The Rake and SkinnyDude stopped scaring me about a year ago. I'm not syaing this to try to sound like some kind of badass, because I miss the ability to fear that sort of thing.

>>23096036

You know what to do Anon. The only way to get him to stop staring at you- Bend him over and have your way with him.

>>23096076
I've always been terrified of it because I used to have the most vivid nightmares about that kind of stuff. This was well before I even had the internet, so my fear was well entrenched long before I started finding pictures of my tormentor.

It was definitely strange when I got older though, finding that a bunch of other people whom I had never met or had any form of contact with whatsoever seeing/hearing/illustrating the very same spooky fella that I did.

>>23096076
The thing with "classic" horrors like The Rake or Slenderman is that the stories have been retold and embellished so many times that the truth of the original encounter is lost and you just get /x/ creepypasta.

I find the personal accounts of individual fa/tg/uys much more unnerving, even where the visitors they describe are less horrific than the iconic ones. The pale woman, the various shadow people, whisperers in the dark. It's so much more powerful when it carries the authenticity of an individual's real fear.

>>23096248
But I never had those experiences. Hell, last night i had a dream that was more like a surreal GMOD workshop map a la "Paranoia".

The only real "nightmares" I've ever had were just about my dad or my sister picking on me. Likewise for a friend of mine who used to have nightmares about his dad locking him in a dark, cold room.

>tfw I hunted down and then proceeded to romance the monster in my closet

I miss her, honestly.

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>>23079276
Big fucking mistake on the boogeyman's part. My room is basically a small armory with knives, firearms, swords, bayonets, a maul, and a tomahawk, as well as a large cross, rosary, two bibles, and a holy medallion passed down in my family for generations that my Great great grandfather got blessed by the Pope, and I'm fairly certain I have an axe and a dreamcatcher in my garage.

>>23096329
>But I never had those experiences.
Everyone alive could say the same thing right up until the moment they encounter something in the darkness they can't rationally explain.

If anything, not having encountered anything like this is the most terrifying possibility, since it means you don't yet know what stalks you.

>>23096403
Story please.

We have an anon ITT attempting to do something similar right now. He needs all the help he can get.

>>23096432
Believe me, when you have an older sister you dpn't need a bogeyman.

>>23096403
>I miss her, honestly.
What happened to her?

>>23096446

>All the way up into my early teens, keep having nightmares about plague doctors
>Would wake up in the middle of the night to find one just sitting on a stool, watching me in complete silence, those eyeholes an endless void of dark, then the next thing I know, it's morning and I'm lying in bed feeling like I only got four hours of sleep
>Gets bad enough it starts to affect my concentration in class
>Make up my mind to try and stop it the next time it happens
>Wake up two nights later, the doctor's there
>With every muscle in my body, feeling like I'm struggling through concrete, I manage to sit myself up
>For the first time ever, the doctor exhibits some behavior other than sitting and watching; it seemingly jolts up straight on its seat from shock
>Suddenly wake up, it's morning again
>Vow to keep doing this every time it happens
>to be continued in next post

>>23096665

>Day 1: Post-First Attempt
>Doctor is sitting a little bit farther away from my bed this time
>Manage to sit up completely straight
>Doctor reaction: Stands up off seat, flashes coat over my eyes, I wake up in the morning

>Day 3: Post-First attempt
>Doctor is closer to my door now then my bed
>Sit up, begin drawing blankets off me
>Doctor practically zooms out my door at the speed of sanic

>Day 10: Post-First attempt
>Periods between visits are increasing in length
>Doctor is now not even sitting as it watches me, it's just standing in my doorway
>Force self into sitting position, stumble out of bed, and promptly fall facefirst onto floor
>Woken up by mom in morning, apparently I rolled out of my bed during the night and was lying on the floor covered by my blanket

>Day 26: Post-First Attempt
>Wake up in middle of night, doctor is nowhere to be seen
>Stumble out of bed, managing to keep on my feet this time
>Figure to search the most cliched locations for bedtime monsters
>Open my closet
>Nothing in there
>Turn around
>Doctor in the process of trying to sneak out from under my bed and out of the room
>It freezes in midstep
>I freeze in midsearch
>It's like some Looney-tunes shit in here
>Sudden flash of light
>I'm lying in front of my closet door, my mom is looking down at me with a worried expression on her face

>tfw growing up in the projects
>tfw no made up supernatural things tormented me
>only the sound of my drug dealer neighbor ruthlessly beating his girlfriend while she screamed kept me up at night

I wish I had evil fairies or clowns or some shit.

>>23080503
in that case, it's time to use your two fists and the power of Christ.

>>23096720

>That morning, mom decides to ask me what's going on
>I decide to tell her about my nighttime visitor, and my recent attempts to catch it
>She frowns, contemplating me for a few minutes
>My mom, both as a child, and as an adult, loves to read about supernatural stuff, and to this day claims to have also experienced strange events throughout her life, as well as telling me stories about my grandmother and great grandmother, all of them about encounters with the supernatural
>"Anon, disturbing the non-mundane is not the best thing to do. Why not try interacting with it in a respectful manner."
>"It's the one watching me while I sleep!"
>Fine, might as well try a change of pace

>Day 31: Post-First Attempt
>Set up a small table and two chairs in my bedroom
>Table has a small sign on it saying "Party of Two - Anon and Plague Doctor"
>Go to sleep in one of the chairs this time
>Wake up, Doctor is sitting in the chair across from me
>"So...here we both are."
>Every word takes herculean effort to utter, as if my tongue and lips are weighted
>Doctor just sitting across from me, eying me
>Stare right back
>Stare-down commences
>The ticking of a clock acts as a muted metronome, measuring the flow of time as it passes, neither of us breaking eye contact
>Eventually, the doctor starts fidgeting slightly, almost as if it was nervous or feeling awkward.
>Manage to croak out "If you're going to watch me, you could at least introduce yourself."
>continued in next post

>>23096913
I gotta be honest, I hate spooky stuff because I'm a pussy, but this is quite interesting.

>>23096418
oh and two votive candles to St. Michael the Archangel and Pope John Paul I.

>>23096913
jesus christ get this faggy shit back to /x/

>>23096913

>Almost imperceptibly, the doctor's head tilts to the side, as if considering what I just said
>It stands up, pushing back the chair from the table
>Wake up with my head on the table, the chair across from me doesn't show any signs of having been moved overnight

>Day 32: Post-First Attempt
>Do the same thing again, sit down at the table and fall asleep
>Wake up, the doctor is there again
>Slowly extend my hand across the table
>"Like this. My name's Anon. It's...nice to meet you."
>It gradually tilts its head downward, looking at my hand.
>"No, see, you give me your hand, and then we shake."
>An ebony-clothed arm, terminating in a bone-white glove, emerges from beneath its robe, slimmer then I imagined, and touches my fingertips
>Hand feels like a combination of sticking it in an electrical socket and a tub of hot water
>Focus through the sensation, push forward even more and grip its hand in a proper handshake
>"There, now we're acquaintances."
>Pass out from the feeling
>Wake up, my hand is lying across the table, a puddle of drool by my mouth and pooling against my cheek

>to be continued next post

>>23096811
Who says we're making anything up? My house really did have two people murdered in it, the back windows STILL give me the creeps and always have, and I do have recurring dream/hallucination/whatevertehfucks with the same strange white figure that never talks to me.

Maybe what kept you up at night was tangible, but that doesn't mean that ANYTHING intangible is "made up". It's just more difficult to explain.

>>23080526
hahah nope

didn't open it.

>>23097003

>Nights continue on like this, with slow progress
>Manage to get it to wave hello, peace sign, and rock paper scissors
>Every night, I see a little bit more behind the robes from its movements
>Underneath the thick cloak, the body is emaciatedly thin, with every surface covered up by black wrappings, excluding the hands which have white gloves
>Rather then feeling scared, I actually feel a bit sad for it, since as a child, my parents were poor and stuck in dead-end careers, sometimes we had to skip dinner or breakfast because we couldn't afford to use money on food when we needed to pay bills
>Set out some toast for it the next night

>Day 45: Post-First Attempt
>"Here, this is toast. You eat it, like this."
>pick up a piece of toast, put it in my mouth, and bite down
>Doctor picks up a piece of toast, examines it, then pushes it against the mask fruitlessly
>Stares at me cluelessly
>"Oh, right. You can't take that mask off?"
>Slowly shakes head in a negatory motion
>"Well, what if you put it through the eyehole?"
>Doctor slowly crumples up the toast, and drops it through the eyehole
>Hear muffled sounds of crunching
>Crunching stops, it reaches out and grabs another piece of toast to do the same thing
>Take another piece of toast for myself, we finish off the slices in silence
>Wake up, all toast slices still on the dish

>>23091809
Bullshit. Those things are evil little motherfuckers.

This anon reporting in. >>23088509

I think I'll be going to sleep in another hour or two. Any last words of advice or encouragement before I embark on this quest to bring Descartes' teachings to dat supernatural ass?

Keep in mind that until last night, I hadn't seen my visitor for four years, and even before that she only appeared intermittently. It's possible that it will be some time before I have results to report.

>>23097229
Wear silk leopard print pajamas, light some scented candles, spread some rose pedals at the foot of your bed, and have Sex Bomb by Tom Jones playing on repeat.

>>23097165

Going to have to continue this later; apparently the search for Donnor is occurring near my area, and I want to see it.

>>23097302
Hoping to bag yourself Boss Nigger and claim the $1,000,000 reward?

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>>23097302
Pop pop pop watchin' LAPD drop.

Nothing can stop California's Reckoning.

>>23097309

I dunno, just want to see what happens.

It's not as if I'm going to die or something watching it from a distance, you'll get your story continuation later.

>>23097261
Nah man, don't light candles. She won't like the light.

And sleep in the nude. Leopard print silk attracts pudgy Latino women, not horrors from beyond the veil.

Can't comment on the Tom Jones...

>>23097382
>Can't comment on the Tom Jones...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KUJE2xs-RE
No female can resist his siren's call.

>>23087714
Your parents sound like white trash.

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>>23080505
>>23080599
I'll tell you what he meant.

>>23088008
How about instead of a vote, you display fucking common sense.

>Go months, sometimes years without any creepy feels or dreams
>Work 10 hours a night by myself as a business cleaner
>Happy as can be
>Nice headphones with my favourite tunes
>Nobody else around ever so I don't have to wait in lineups at restaurants or stoplights
>Have a vivid nightmare that reminds me of the pale thin man that haunted my dreams as a child
>Think nothing of it
>Go to work
>Lights go out as I am cleaning the very center of a bank
>All doors with security measures lock from power surge
>Whole situation is eerily similar to the dream I had that day
>Face the longest hallway ever created, with more than a dozen open doors on either side
>Scramble for my knife and nope my way down the hall
>Swear to christ that something is sprinting right behind me
>Cold sweat on neck feels like cold breath and each step echoing in every single room I pass sounds like something is in that room running out the door to chase me
>Finally see main door to building. Remember it is still locked and I have a keychain like a medieval dungeon keeper
>Close my eyes so tight that tears begin to form
>Still feel the freezing cold breath on my neck and the looming presence right behind me
>Keep struggling with keys in the pitch black
>Finally find key thick enough to fit in the heavy lock
>BEEEEEEEEP
>Phone at secretary desk makes loudest ring known to man. Likely the security company
>Eerily coloured backup lights power up at the exact same time
>Pucker Factor of 9
>Phone is 20 feet away and has no backup lights near it
>FUCK. THAT. SHIT.
>Finally get out of building after what felt like hours fumbling with the keys, still too afraid to open my eyes
>Never work at night time ever again

It sure as hell doesn't stack up to most of the stories ou guys have, but that was the single scariest night of my life.