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Previous Threads:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Blatant%20Fetish%20Quest

You're Max Power. Three years ago, you learned that your deadbeat father was an incubus, and that despite the male genitals that all people with incubus blood have, you are, in fact, female. Now you're 16 and on your way to the Scholomance to learn magic. After screwing a girl in an airplane bathroom, you decided to shack up with her for a few days in a Paris hotel on an extended layover instead of continuing straight to Sibiu, Romania.

You just treated Liz to a romantic dinner near the banks of the Seine after a day at the Louvre. You think you're back in her good books now, after having treated her like an asshole earlier. The sun has set, your check is paid, and you're still sitting at your table, chatting idly about Paris and what you expect of the coming school year.

You're still a little tired from having not gotten enough sleep, having had a nice workout, and having chased down a pickpocket who robbed you on the subway.

What do you do now?
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By the way, I'll be leaving around 17:00 4chan time to get some food, and should be back around 18:00, maybe a little later.
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>Blatant Fetish Quest 3
> 3

.... what the fuck, guys?
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>>23048904
Yeah, both of yesterday's threads went all the way into autosage.

>>23048817
Go for a walk. The Seine is beautiful, especially at night.
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This thread is too blatant for me.
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>>23048817
Reading the archives.
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>>23048859
Then 1700 was 4 hours ago
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>>23049028
What?
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You cross the bridge and take a long walk down the Seine. You're hoping to see the Eiffel Tower by night - after all, Liz said she wanted to do the touristy things, right? It's a pretty long walk, but the view is nice, and Liz hangs on your arm and smiles, talking and pointing out sights she finds interesting. You would be lying if you said you didn't find this part of the city beautiful at night.

When you finally get there, you both ooh and aah at the tower, then walk away from the river into the small park in front of the tower. Liz's feet are starting to hurt, so you both take a seat at one of the benches.

"I never really thought I would be here," she says, smiling and admiring the view. "Not really, anyway. I probably never would have bothered if my trip hadn't been taking me through here anyway."

"Yeah, I know what you mean," you agree. "I probably wouldn't have stopped here if you hadn't convinced me. That probably would have been a real mistake."

There's a long silence, then Liz says, "Max, I... You've made this day wonderful."

"I'm sensing a 'but,'" you say, grimacing.

"...but I think we're getting a little ahead of ourselves. We've barely known each other for, what, a day and a half? Two days? And I'm not really into women - I mean, you've got the right equipment, and great abs, but..." she just sort of trails off. She looks embarrassed and nervous.

What do you do?
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>>23048817
Take a nice walk with her, make it romantic, see if we can't hold her hand, maybe find a nice park bench to sit on together, if she looks tired or anything like that offer to pick her up.
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>>23048817
Yeah, walk up to the Ile de la Cité and see Notre Dame illuminated for the night.
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>>23049215
I guess the both of us were still a little high from the plane...

I understand if it feels like things are moving too fast. That's kinda why I'm trying to do the right things, even if I'm not entirely certain what they are. Take our time, ya know?
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>>23049215
Hold her hand.

"You're attracted to me, but you don't want to move this too fast. Liz, don't over-analyze this.

You think I'm hot as hell, I haven't been able to stop staring at your ass all day. If we fuck we're both going to enjoy the hell out of it, and we can work out the specifics of what we're both looking for later. But for now, we're in Paris, let's enjoy ourselves, this is the city that you're supposed to make memories in, not worry about things or wonder if you're doing it right.

And for the record, I have plenty of great muscles other than my abs."
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>>23049215
You know, the fact that we're making the present enjoyable doesn't engage us in the future.
If you're worrying that I have unreasonable expectations, I can reassure you, i have none. I'm just making the most of what's coming to me.
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"I get where you're coming from," you say. You put an arm around her. "That's why I'm trying to do the right thing, make up for earlier, make our little vacation here a good one."

"I... I really appreciate that," she says, nodding. You probably should have figured that she wouldn't exactly be comfortable with this. Sure, you screwed in the plane's bathroom, but right before then she had rejected you because you're a girl.

"Now listen, I'm into you, and we both know you're into me, even if you don't normally like girls. Let's just spend a few days in Paris and enjoy ourselves. We can try something more serious when we get to Romania, or maybe not. No pressure either way," you say. "We're here to have fun - that's what a vacation is for, right? Let's deal with tomorrow when it comes, and live for today right now."

Roll Soul to see how she reacts to this conversation. I'll take the highest of the first three rolls.
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Rolled 15

>>23049457
Rolling
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Rolled 96

>>23049457
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>>23049457
Maybe she's less worried about what we want of her than what SHE will come to want from us.
Or maybe she just doesn't want her classmates to think she's a lesbian.
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>>23049501
congrats you saved the day! also OP I think you should downgrade the success zone to 65, in my opinion 70 is too hight, but maybe that's just me
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>>23049501
"...yeah, okay," she says. You can feel her relax under your arm, and she leans her head on your shoulder. "No reason to overthink this and ruin this trip to Paris. When we get to Sibiu, though... I don't know. We'll see."

"That's all I ask," you say, smiling at her. The moment seems right, so you reach over with your free hand and tilt her head up a bit to give her a kiss. She kisses back. You feel like you should be trying to feel her up or something, but with where you are, and having just had that talk, the mood feels more romantic than exciting. Feeling that way makes you feel girly, which you do not approve of, but there it is.

When she finally breaks the kiss, she says, "We should get some condoms on the way back to the hotel. I'm not saying we're going to 'live for today' tonight, or anything... But we might need them before the trip's over."

Score!

"And if we don't use them," she continues; she's long-winded, apparently, "And if we don't get together at school, then at least you won't have temptation to trick someone into unprotected sex." Fuck, is she ever going to let that one go?

What do you do?
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>>23049593
With 3 rolls and 70+ being the success number we have and 67.15% chance of succeeding with one of them. If we did 65+ we'd have a 73.79% chance of success. Just throwing numbers out there.
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>>23049593
No, we usually succeed.

But the question is, does OP apply modifiers ? According to the situation and the way we say things ?
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what three? Just yesterday 1 started! fuck you guys are quick
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>>23049593
At 70, with 3 dice, you have about a 2/3 chance of getting at least one successful roll. I'm keeping it in that range because that's the success rate that I feel is appropriate for being 'average' in something. I don't call for rolls for trivial things, when I can help it.

I really do appreciate the feedback, though.
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>>23049644
"Sounds good"
Stay a bit more to enjoy the view and that kind of shit. On the way home buy condoms.
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Say you guess you deserve that. THen I think its time to head back to the hotel. You want to have energy for the parkour bit tomorrow... and other activities if you get lucky
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>>23049665
I will sometimes apply situational modifiers - like when you told Liz you had a dick while trying to get her to come to the bathroom with you - and penalties - like the point of social strain you took when you got rejected by Liz the first time. Here's the sheet for when that happened. The end result was still three dice.
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>>23049644
Enjoy the park a bit more, hold her close.

Pick her up, to reassert our masculinity of course, I think princess carry would be appropriate. Then head to the hotel, pick up appropriately sized condoms on the way back, if anyone wonders why they'll just figure that we're tourists doing something stupid or that we're planning on having a threesome.

Once we get back to the hotel we can lock the door, strip entirely, which'll give her a chance to go googly eyed over our body again and get a bit of exercise in before we go to bed, if we just happen to be in bed with her with our rock hard erection something might happen.
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>>23049644
ask her if she likes semen.
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>>23049742
We know she does.
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>>23049644
Walk again a bit, then go back to the hotel.

We should call our mom at some point if we didn't do it yet, I bet she's worried.

Also, if we found a sex shop close to the hotel, we can go there alone while Liz gets back to our room. We'll buy condoms and lube. Buttsex is the best form of contraception.
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>>23049644
Feel a little bit like a girl, then head back home.
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>>23049753
She actually choked and gagged when she tried to swallow back on the plane, then said, "Ew."
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>>23049753
source?
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>>23049777
leave her. Leave her now.
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>>23049766
We've been over this bit before, no need to bring it up right now.

>>23049777
So our girl semen isn't magically delicious? Why?

I guess we'll just have to teach her to like it by feeding it to her every meal of the day.
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>>23049687
I see your point. I can't help but ask myself why I want to draw this scene (maybe because I'm helplessly romantic and the description makes it awesome) but I'll try to have it done for the next thread, don't expect much as I'm fairly bad at it.
>>23049721
didn't you said we recovered from the red?

and the last thing I'll say for now:
congrats femcock you've made a quest with the "DICKGIRL WOOOH!" basis interesting, as they say in france "chapeau bas, Monsieur"
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>>23049777
Technicalities. She loves it.
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>>23049766
Actually, if we're genetically female, that only really guarantees that all of our children will by XX instead of XY - and if the incubus blood holds true, that means all of our daughters should be dickgirls.
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>>23049800
We have, he was posting that one as an example of a penalty and a bonus.
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>>23049789
next order of the day: Find woman who likes semen.
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>>23049800
>I can't help but ask myself why I want to draw this scene (maybe because I'm helplessly romantic and the description makes it awesome) but I'll try to have it done for the next thread, don't expect much as I'm fairly bad at it.
I'm happy to have it, anyway. I find spontaneous drawfriends to be super flattering.
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>>23049810
we will turn this world into a dickgirl heaven
>>23049739
I support this course of action
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>>23049800
dont forget, we are a martial arts practicing muscle futa.
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>>23049840
This kind of muscle.
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>>23049721
So we just get more or less dice ?
If we had formulated things differently after >>23049215, we would
still have had our three soul dice vs 70 ?
What if we had tried to convince her to become our official girlfriend right now ?
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>>23049856
then we have to train more.
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>>23049862
I probably would have given you a one or two die penalty.
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>>23049820
Or maybe just start eating a lot of fruits.
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>>23049862
We don't want to get tied down anyway. She's nice and all, but this IS Blatant Fetish Quest. We want to be able to give more things the dick.
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>>23049917
Exactly. I mean we want to fuck her whenever we can, and have a consistent option if it doesn't work out with someone. But there's lots of girls at Scholomance, we can't limit ourself to just one.
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>>23049900
not blatantly fetishized enough. And you cant live of annanas.
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>>23049897
>We'd see dickgirls /everywhere/ if that were the case.
Maybe there's some kind of order that hunts them.
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>>23049917
>>23049936
yeah, she isnt good at sucking the d, she doesnt enjoy swallowing, she is kinda grey. we need more spice.
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>>23049644
"Cheap shot, Liz. But yeah, you have a point."
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>>23049917
That was an hypothesis. I don't want that either.

I just wanted to check, because I think that adjusting difficulty by removing or adding one or two dice in a pool of 3 does not allow for a fine enough tuning.
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You pick her up and princess-carry her for a few blocks. She laughs and holds on tight for most of the way, but eventually asks you to get set down. You take the metro back to the area of the hotel - you could have just carried her the rest of the way, but you are feeling a little tired, and she started to get embarrassed after a while.

You stop by the same pharmacy where you got her pill on the way back. You head in, grab a box of condoms in your size, then head to the counter to buy them. The person who checks you out - the same person who gave you the pill earlier today - says, "Keeping it safe with your boyfriend now, eh?"

You smirk. "Yup. Don't want a scare like that again."

You head out with the bag tucked under your arm, then head the rest of the way back to the hotel. When you get up to the room, Liz immediately starts undressing, and you start stripping down. When she comes back out, you're rock hard and doing Tai Chi to relax before bed.

She looks down at your body, then back up at your face. Then down at your body. Then back to your face. The she blushes. She's still fully dressed.

What do you do?
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>>23049940
>an order that hunts people with demonic bloodlines
>in a historically Abrahamic region of the world
Nah, sounds silly to me. I'm sure nothing like that exists. Totally not.
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>>23050001
>Liz immediately starts undressing
>She's still fully dressed.
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>>23049950
You're too negative. She's willing to blow and fuck a dickgirl. Among teenage girls, I think that qualifies her to be in the spicy minority.

Of course we will try to fuck other people, but that one isn't bad, I'd like to keep her around.
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offer to teach her a bit of tai chi. continue being naked.
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>>23050030
Fuck, that's a typo. I meant to say 'immediately heads into the bathroom.' My bad.
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>>23050033
but maaaaan! She's bad at oral!
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>>23050001
Take her clothes off with our teeth.
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>>23050053
"You can always teach someone to be better at sex. You can't teach someone to have chemistry with you."
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>>23050001
"remember when you asked if I get a hard on ever time I practiced? well the answer is yes, at least when I'm in private... interested in learning?"
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>>23050001
Don't mind me, just relaxing. Can't sleep if I'm all stiff.
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>>23050019
Can we fuck the nun that comes to hunt us into subservience when that happens?

>>23050001
Offer to teach her some of the movements. Tell her that her clothing is too restrictive for it, and gently help her remove her clothes. Than stand very closely behind her and slowly guide her through the movements. I figure close proximity to our naked body and hard cock will work wonders.
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>>23050001
just wave her to you and gently kiss her on the neck when she comes closer. Dont hold her tight, just let your arms rest on her sides
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>>23050053
We can teach her. She's eager to please and we've got a cock that will happily be sucked as often as she needs.
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>>23050034
yeahhhh

"I'm doing some Tai Chi" You answer to her gaze. "Want me to teach you?" you ask while smirking.

Something like this
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>>23050001
>>23050001
Sorry, just trying to let some tension out.

You have that effect on me!
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>>23050068
sigh... FINE.

But thats not my blatant fetish, I will tell you that, Mister!
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>>23050001
Pounce on her, tackle her onto the bed and tickle her silly. Then stare deep into her eyes and say how beautiful she is, and how you're glad to be there with her. After that, begin kissing her, lightly bite her ear and slowly undress her. Recite some poetry while you do it.
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>>23050105
>>23050089
Offer to teach her taichi. Get behind her and hold her to teach her the movements. Let our cock touch her back, but don't press it against her.

Start kissing the nape of her neck after awhile.
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"It's Tai Chi," you say. You don't stop - you're only about half-way done with your routine. "Yang style; short form. I don't like to go to bed... stiff. Hard to master, but easy to learn. I can teach you, if you want."

"Uhhh..." she says, looking back down at your body again. "Okay. Like this?"

You actually laugh at how silly she looks. "No, here. First, take off that dress, it will only get in the way. Then, start like this. That's it, expand and then contract - and breathe with each motion."

She's starts to sort of get it. After the first few minutes, she stops looking at you so much and starts actually focusing on what you're showing her. "That's it. Push... Then you make a sort of beak with your hand, and strike with your wrist - like this, nice and slow."

You move behind her to start helping guide her movements. You keep your touch light, let her feel your breath in her hair and against her ears. You dick brushes up against the small of her back occasionally, and she gives a little shudder each time you touch her.

Finally, you've walked her through the whole set. "Well, there you go. That's the entire short form."

"Uhhh," she says. She's blushing, her lips are flushed, and you can see her nipples hard through the fabric of her bra. She's staring at your body. "We might need to practice that a few more times. Before I'll remember it all."

What do you do?
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>>23050253
Say something to the effect of "You're a natural! I think it's time for some more advanced forms."

Then have her bend over and stick it in her pooper.
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smile and go through the motions again... closer this time.
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>>23050253
Do it again, holding her closer. Then when we're done, keep her in our arms and fall on the bed.
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>>23050303
What this guy said.
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>>23050295
No, no, no, it'll be so much easier to go through it again, get her burning even hotter, and then she'll jump on us.
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>>23050253
She'll succumb first.

"Of course Liz. But you might still be wearing too much, you really have to let it flow. Can't have anything restricting you."

Gently remove her bra and panties and run her through it again, but stay closer to her, let our cock brush more against her, have our guiding hands gently touch her move, breath right against her ear, almost licking it.
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>>23050332
>>23050303
I approve
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>>23050253
Oblige her, of course!
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>>23050253
Kiss her on the nipples.
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>>23050253
>"We might need to practice that a few more times. Before I'll remember it all."
"Well, if you insist."
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You move in closer. "Let's go through it again, then," you say. You unclasp her bra - the one-handed unclasp isn't as hard when you have experience putting on and taking off one of your own. You hook a thumb in the waist band of her panties too. "Let's get rid of these, though. No reason to have them getting in the way of breathing and stuff."

"O... Okay," she says. She slumps out of her bra, then pulls down and kicks off her panties. You move in behind her again. You touch her more but still just as lightly, and move in closer. You're practically breathing directly into her ear, your nipples touch her back with each deep inhale, and she keeps backing up and getting your cock wedged between her ass cheeks.

When this second run of the full form is over, both of you have hard nipples, her mouth is hanging ever so slightly open, she's breathing quickly, and you're rock-hard. She licks her lips when she looks at you.

What do you do?
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>>23050484
Go to bed without fucking her. Force her to make the first move.
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>>23050484
Kiss her ears, give them a nibble from behind. Press our nipples into her back.
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>>23050484
Let her make the move.
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>>23050484
Do this >>23050295

Buttsex dryer than the Sahara.
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>>23050484
Stay behind her, start kissing her, working our way up and down the path from her ears to her neck, occasionally lightly bite to make it better.

Press ourself very closely against her. Our nipples against her back, our dick slowly, ever so slowly, grinding up and down between her ass cheeks.

"I'm going to get some sleep. Though I'll probably have to jerk off first if I want to sleep. Just me laying there stroking my hard cock in front of you, playing with my tits at the same time. I'll probably make quite a mess with how hard I've been all day watching you.

Unless of course you had other plans for my cock? Do you have anything you want to do with it?"
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>>23050579
If someone said that to me I'd probably laugh out loud. Please make her laugh out loud. She can squirt all over herself while laughing if that's what makes you guys hot.
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>>23050484
I'd like to push her on the bed and doing whatever we want...
But teasing her until she jump us is more fun I guess.

"Well it's done"
Go lie on the bed, one hand behind our head. "This is gonna be uncomfortable if I go to sleep like that... Do you mind if I masturbate for a while ?" Stare at her.
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>>23050579
Wow, let's not step into blatant bad porn script territory.
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tease her a little more, try to tempt her into taking the lead.
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>>23050484
Start off towards the bathroom with an "I'm gonna take care of this and then get some sleep" thrown over our shoulder.

She decided to institute the pussy blockade, so she can be the one to lift it.
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>>23050690
Nah, if we masturbate it'll be on the bed in front of her. Slowly. It's easier for her to jump us that way.
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you guys are weird
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You press your self up against her from behind. You press your breasts into her back, wrap your arms around her waist, grind your cock up against her ass, and give her a few kisses on the ear and neck. "We can practice that against some more some other time," you say. You sway back and forth a little and grind some more. "I'm going to lie down now. You can join me whenever you're ready."

Then you head over to the bed and just sort of collapse into it. You're rock-hard, exhausted, and feeling nice and loose from the Tai Chi. You look over at Liz. She's fumbling around with the bag from the pharmacy - she's getting a condom. You smirk. She comes back, straddles your face, and dives face-first into your cock - and you've got to say, it's a lot better than the plane bathroom blowjob.

"I thought we were going slow," you say, teasingly.

"Liv fr t'day," she slurs out from around you cock. Then she waggles her ass around in your face - with how swollen and wet her pussy is, you're betting she wants some attention.

What do you do?
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>>23050690
We need another philosopher. Instead of 'Give her the Dick' we have now moved on to 'Let the Dick be taken'
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return the favor
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>>23050756
Oblige the lady! What are we, barbarians?
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>>23050756
This will probably be my last post until I get back at around 18:00 4chan time, maybe a little later if it takes a while to eat my grilled eel.
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>>23050756
Use our fingers, get a rythm going, then motorboat her ass.
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>>23050756
Return the favor with extreme prejudice. 69 for a bit, then use one of our convenient condoms to fuck her until we can't fuck any more.
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>>23050776
>grilled eel
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>>23050723
My intention was to bait her with the whole "Whelp I've got this big ol' boner here. Better take care of that." thing. Make it look like she's being left all wound up without getting the dick she obviously wants.
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>>23050484
our dick is between her ass cheeks?
well then rub it a little to get her even more exited and hot, then make a show of going to the shower.
if she didn't follow us we have two options: relive ourselves while making as little sound as possible and then steep out making a show of drying ourselves limp dick swinging around, or we can get out still rock hard giving her a full view of our instrument
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>>23050756
>Reach over to the nightstand.
>Grab the lamp
>Unscrew the bulb
>Screw it into her asshole
>See if her colon has any bright ideas
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>>23049644
>"And if we don't get together at school, then at least you won't have temptation to trick someone into unprotected sex."
Hm... She allowed a girl with a dick and balls to fuck her in the toilets of a plane, without asking her name... and trusted her word about being sterile. She's not as much at fault as us, but still.
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>>23050793
I know, right? A friend is treating me to dinner at this nice Japanese place in midtown.
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>>23050756
>lasts not even 24 hours.
Ha.

Get to work then.

>>23050776
>grilled eel
Nice.
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>>23050756
>Then she waggles her ass around in your face - with how swollen and wet her pussy is, you're betting she wants some attention.
Give it attention. Give some attention to her asshole too. Lick it a bit from time to time, and put a finger in there just before she orgasms.

Let's try to progressively get her used to safe sex.
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>>23050756
return the favor of course by doing *that* trick, you know the one.
also mention it's a lot better on a real bed than in that cramped bathroom.
say would it be possible to use magic to make her feel even more pleasure?
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Something better go in someone's ass soon. I'm getting mighty peeved over this lack of things in asses.
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>>23050976
You have an ass and you almost certainly have fingers/marker(s)/something else appropriate. Get to it, soldier.
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>>23050976
I vote finger in ass.


...dammit /tg/.
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>>23050756
cum in her mouth and cuddle her to sleep.

Taking it slwoly
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Make her want the dick.
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>>23050791
Seconded
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>>23050736
you have no idea anon
>>23050761
here is another french philosopher, feel fre to make the captation, because I can't
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>>23051034
She got a condom. She's expecting it in the pussy.
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Have a caption
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>>23051500
thats why we wont give it to her.
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>>23051512
Keep her guessing?
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>>23051122
His wikipedia page has a quotes section. I particularly like "Everyone calls barbarity what he is not accustomed to." applied to anal sex.
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>>23051563
Anal sex is fun and safe. Nothing barbaric about that.
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>>23051122
If we need to make a pair with Descartes, Pascal is the choice that comes to mind.
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>>23050761
Getting them riled up enough that you don't need to do anything to get them to start is a much more fun form of being dominant than forcefully taking charge.
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>>23051844
But it does take prep time and a gentle hand. Nothing says "anal fissure" like just jamming home a dick that had her feeling sore up front.
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>>23051912
Change it to

>I sate the market's hunger, and the market hungers for cock.
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Lol, who needs condoms?
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>>23051942
Heh.
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>>23051122
>>23051847
I tried throwing the quote on, but by my selection of fonts is pretty crap, so it looks shit. Some one else should try it.
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>>23052189
Use Impact
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Okay, back. Reading up about philosophers buttfucking and formulating the next post.
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>>23050082
>Can we fuck the nun that comes to hunt us into subservience when that happens?
>blantant fetish quest
You tell me.
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>>23052712
>Nun specialized in hunting dickgirls
She might be immune. Maybe sewn close.
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"Yeah, that's better than on the plane," you say, then get to work with your tongue and fingers. You flick her clit back and forth with the tip of your tongue while fingering her pussy. You tongue-fuck her pussy while slipping the tip of your thumb into her ass. You trace around the outside of her asshole with your tongue while pounding into her cunt with three fingers.

Meanwhile, she's trying to take your cock deep, but gagging. Jacking it while leaning down to suck on your balls. She even sticks a finger in your ass with one hand, cups your balls with the other, and sucks on the tip with plenty of tongue. You would be lying if you said you weren't enjoying yourself, and let her do her work; she stops only occasionally as she has what you expects are small orgasms.

Finally, she pulls her face off your crotch with a gasp, rips open the condom package with her teeth, and rolls it down onto your cock. She shuffles forwards on her knees, suspends herself over the tip, and lowers herself down onto it. She shakes as she goes down, and moans loud enough that you're sure people in other rooms - and maybe on the street - can hear. You put your hands on her hips and thrust up to drive it on home - who doesn't like reverse cowgirl?

What do you do now?
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>>23052838
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>>23052845
Begin singing inappropriate songs.
> Ouga Chaka ouga! I can't stop this feeling...
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>>23052845
one hand plays with her ass, the other goes for the reach around.
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>>23052845
>You flick her clit back and forth with the tip of your tongue while fingering her pussy. You tongue-fuck her pussy while slipping the tip of your thumb into her ass. You trace around the outside of her asshole with your tongue while pounding into her cunt with three fingers.

6/10, "You X while Y"
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>>23052845
Keep on fucking her, let her have her position on top for now, once she gets a bit tired or shaky from it we can get on top, or just pick her up and do her that way.

Make sure we're paying plenty of attention to her tits and getting some good kissing in.
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>>23052845
How many condoms did she buy ?
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>>23052845
Pick her up, use those muscles to lay her up on the wall.
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>>23052904
>inappropriate
>starts the best song ever for sex
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>>23052838
Ours is the dick that will pierce the nun-hymens!
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>>23052904
I'd rather not sing, it'd ruin the moment.

Let's just fuck her, when she's too tired and shaky to move we pick her up and fuck her. She's in for a long night, we've been staring at her ass all day long and haven't cum.
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>>23052958
This sounds like a plan, methinks. Assuming we can pull it off.
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>>23053091
I'm sure we can.
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What does a dickgirl hunter keep as trophies?


Will she try to fuck us with them?
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>>23053409
Are you sure you want an answer to that?

Foreskins
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>>23053435

What if we want five?
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You manage to cum twice, swapping out for new condoms each time, before she's too exhausted to continue, panting and leaning forward to put her hands on your knees. So, you decide to take over for her. You turn her around, lift her up, put her ankles over your shoulders, and start pounding into her, pinning her in the air against the wall.

These aren't the shaky, clumsy humps of her trying to ride you. These are the thrusts of a person in fantastic shape and martial arts that force you to use your hips. Each impact literally shakes the wall, and leaves Liz screaming in what you're pretty sure is pleasure. You are tired, though, so you're not sure how long you can keep it up.

Roll Body for sustained fucking. You took a point of strain earlier in the day, so I'll be taking the best of the first three rolls.
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Rolled 8

>>23053493
BANG IT OUT!
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Rolled 54

>>23053493
All right, ladies, let's blow her mind.
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Rolled 54

>>23053486
I- You- What?

>>23053493
Let's roll dem bones
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Rolled 84, 36, 62 = 182

>>23053493
Sex fuels us.
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Rolled 85

welp.
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Rolled 41

>>23053493
Do us proud.
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Rolled 52

>>23053493
Rollin'.
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>>23053528
Gah, I could have sworn I wrote 1d100.
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>>23053526
>>23053523
Well this might be worth something due to it being rare, but probably not.
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>>23053526
>>23053528
I should know better than to roll, I really should.
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>>23053561
I should too, except I got that 94 last thread.
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>>23053588
Well, yeah, you always hope, don'tcha, so you keep on doin' it...
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>>23053520
>>23053523
>>23053526
Yeah, it's not happening. This feels great, and it's fun as all fuck, but your legs are trembling and your back and arms are starting to burn. Between the lack of sleep, the fair bit of exercise you've had today, and chasing down that pickpocket, you're just plain tuckered out. You flop back onto the bed, still inside her and with her on top of you.

It takes a few seconds of you not moving for her to hazily gurgle out, "...we done?"

"Yeah, I think so," you say. You can feel her pulse around your cock - you expect she can feel yours too. "I'm still horny, but I'm all tired and sore."

"Me too," she says. She dismounts from your cock and curls up next to you, then helps get the condom off of your slowly-deflating cock. "So, do you do cuddling?" she asks. She's sort of curled up at your side. "Or are you the sort who just leaves or goes to sleep after?"

What do you do?
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I think we can stand to cuddle for a while. We do need sleep eventually though.
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>>23053698
Cuddle like you've never cuddled before.
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>>23053698
"All rules are off in Paris."

Then cuddle for the night.
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>>23053698
Turn over, kiss the side of her neck, and proceed to cuddling. "I think I can manage a little cuddling."
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>>23053698
Pull her closer, be the big spoon, we'll end up with an erection in the middle of the night so position ourself so it will end up in her ass crack.

"I like to cuddle. Though tonight I'll probably fall asleep soon, I'm tired as hell, but I'll try.

If I get up before you you're in for a very fun wake up call."
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Cuddle, face to face, no spooning, legs and arms entwined.
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>>23053943
this, she can caress our abs if she wakes up at night.
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>>23053788
I wholly endorse this course of action.
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>>23053788
And, to be certain it's clear, by "turn over" I mean, "turn onto our side facing her."
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You pull her close, face to face, with your legs intertwining and your arms wrapped around each other. She'll get your erection to the belly during the night, and you can snuggle in to each other's necks and collar bones while sleeping. You give her a kiss on the side of her neck. "I think I can manage a little cuddling. All bets are off in Paris," you whisper to her.

She squirms a little, pressing her back up against you. She laces her fingers up with yours. "Thanks, Max. It would have made me feel kind of shitty if you weren't interested in cuddling after I fucked you," she says. "Also, Max?"

"Yeah, Liz?"

"I think I might have a mild latex allergy. My crotch feels weird and itchy - and not weird in the took-a-big-cock soreness kind of way. We might not be able to keep using those condoms. Sorry."

Well, fuck. You doubt that means that she's going to let you fuck her unprotected.

What do you do?
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>>23053989
And we can dock breasts.
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>>23054041
Go buy latex free ones in the morning
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>>23054047
Yes, you're totally docking breasts. Not that either of yours are especially large, but still.
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Convince her to have your hell spawn baby, then part ways.

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, and you intend to be just as deadbeat as your father.
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>>23054041
You didn't already know?

We'll think of something in the morning.
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>>23054041
>implying

Turns out our semen makes women grow cocks.

CockTD
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>>23054087
Hell no we don't.

>>23054041
"I'll have to get some different condoms, then."
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theres latex free ones out there as well as pills and a shot,
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>>23054041
Play with her ass a little.

"There's always this route, just need some lube and preparation..."
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>>23054041
Ass timw
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>>23054041
Well we'll have to buy some other kind of condoms... Or a lot of lube.
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>>23054041
"We'll work something out. You can get on the pill, we could try different condoms, though I'd prefer birth control, it feels better without a condom.

And there's always anal."

Cuddle closer to her and give her some kisses.
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>>23054041
STICK IT IN HER POOPER

>hardstyle
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>>23054215
What was that from again?
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>>23054041

"There ARE other kinds of condoms now."

>>23054207
Avoid making it seem like SHE has to do the work; its inappropriate to dampen a good mood and she'll probably just forget because we're about to go to sleep.

This *could* be an excuse we need to move onto another girl, btw.
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I think she's already as much impregnated as she can get, anyway.
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"You didn't know that you have this reaction to latex condoms?" you ask, surprised.

"Well, I... I mean..." she says, flustered. "I've, uh, never used any before. You're only, like, the second person I've gone all the way with."

"Oh."

"Yeah..."

"Well, we can get some different condoms - ones that don't have latex in them."

"Yeah, probably. I should probably get on birth control, but that takes a month to kick in, doesn't it?"

You reach down and fondle her ass, slipping a finger between her cheeks to lightly touch her asshole. "We could try back here, too. We just need to be careful and use plenty of lube. You seemed to enjoy what I was doing to it with my tongue and fingers earlier."

You can practically feel the blush. 'Yeah, but... I mean, it's my ass. And you're too big."

"That just sounds like an excuse to not have to try it - not like you don't actually want it. What's the harm in giving it a go or three?"

Roll Soul to convince her to take it up the ass. I'll take the best of the first three rolls.
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Rolled 18

>>23054284
Ass time.
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>>23054228

Kuroinu: Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru
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>>23054283
You think so too? Yeah, I don't think that the morning after pill - or birth control, or maybe even condoms - can stop incubus sperm. Or, rather, I wouldn't be surprised if they can't.
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Rolled 1

>>23054284
if you really aren't interested, that's fine too, but I think it could be fun.
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>>23054284
Eh, don't bother. It's time for sleep.
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>>23054298
thank you
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Rolled 73

>>23054284
"You don't have to, but I think that you'd like it. I'll be very careful, if I use plenty of lube and spend a while slowly stretching it with my fingers.

We can talk about it later."
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Rolled 62

>>23054284
DICEHATE GO!
>>23054228
Kuroinu Kedakaki Seijo wa Hakudaku ni Somaru
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>>23054284
Eh, if she's not into it, there's no reason to force the issue right now.
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>>23054228
Some hentai about two elves getting gang-raped by orcs, I think. It has a lot of stomach-distendingly large bulges, if I remember right, which is a turn-off for me. Those girls basically don't have internal organs.
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>>23054215

Oh yeah!!!
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>>23054302

Now I'm too scared to roll.
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>>23054302
oh shit nigger what are you doing
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Rolled 66

>>23054302
Wonderful. Here comes the disgust.
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We. love. cawk. in. ass.
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Rolled 9

>>23054284
Make sure she knows that we're willing to try her sticking stuff up our ass if she is, this isn't a one way thing.
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>>23054302
>this quest will never have anal
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>>23054376
Now, now, this is just one girl. There will be plenty others to try later, I'm sure. Like ourself.
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>>23054376
Well, not with Liz anyways.
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>>23054316

Nailed it. Now nail it.
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>>23054376
It's like Liz has anticawk forcefields in her butt.
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>>23054376
We did it, you fool
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>>23054437
>>23054416
We already critfailed. Critfails can only be overturned by s critsuccess.
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Rolled 81

>>23054416
>>23054437
>ignoring nat 1
Poor things. They're in denial.
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She pushes you away and curls up on the other side of the bed from you. "I said I didn't want to!" she says angrily. "Stop being pushy about it."

"Oh, come on," you say, trying to move over to her. "You know you would love getting fucked in the ass."

"I said no!" she says, curling up and pulling the blanket up on to her. "Let it drop."

"Fine," you say, sighing disappointedly. If you keep pushing, she'll probably bring you tricking her into unprotected sex back up. You at least know when to back down from an argument you've lost. You curl up too - you're not going to try to force a cuddle on Liz when she's in a bad mood.

You're asleep almost as soon as your eyes close.

You wake up slowly to the feeling of cold fingers squeezing your cock and balls.

What do you do?
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>>23054446

Shit, I forgot. NOOOO!
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>>23054461
Immediately bearhug the offender in surprise.
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>>23054461
Open eyes, try to regain control of our family jewels.
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Rolled 11

>>23054461
Crack dem eyes open and see who our molester is.
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>>23054461
"Awww, yeah, now spit on it."
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enjoy it? Take a look to make sure its liz though.
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>>23054461
"Uhh... Good morning?" Asses the situation
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>>23054461
Cold? We're not into necrophilia. Look around for who's messing with out junk.
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Rolled 27

>>23054461

Quickly jerk genitals away. Use cock as a sword to vanquish the squeezer.
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>>23054457
Didn't know that. Fuck.
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>>23054461
Lay there, maybe crack our eyes open to see who it is, but pretend to be asleep. If it's Liz let her explore our cock, and the rest of our body, without having to worry about us being awake. If she wants to feel our abs and wake us up with a handjob don't stop her.
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>>23054517
Seconding
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>>23054461

How much cold are we talking about here?
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>>23054461
Remain perfectly calm (except - you know, down there), assess the situation.
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>>23054517
THIRDING, DO THIS.
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>>23054529
"Oh shit, bitch, why the fuck are your cold-ass feet always touching my legs in the night? Why the fuck do you not just wear a pair of socks to bed if your feet get that cold? Fuck."

About as cold as when you're typing in a cold room for a few hours.
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>>23054461
Crack eyes, identify individual playing with our junk. Assuming it's Liz, give her a groggy "G'mornin'"
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>>23054557
>cold
It's obviously a lich. Bone the eyehole
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>>23054557
>footjob
yespls
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>>23054557

Then let her do her thing. We're coll with it.
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>>23054557
Goddamn random-ass zombie sleep-rapists.

Demand they check their privilege.
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>>23054557
I wouldn't know. Apparently what I consider not cold at all is what others call freezing.

But that being said identify who it is and let them do what they want.
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>>23054587

*cool. Damn it, and it was such a good pun.
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> cold fingers squeezing your cock and balls

how many of my bases is this quest going to cover
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>>23054590
Seconding privilege check.
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>>23054585
>>23054587
It's explicitly stated to be fingers. Something's foolin' around wit ya junk and ya don't care what it is?
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>>23054606
It'll pick up even more at the wizard school, I bet.
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>>23054590
>sleep-rapists
depending on who it is, might not be rape at all... ya know - one can't rape the willing
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>>23054606
Not anal, apparently.
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>>23054617

It grows back. It's science.
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>>23054617
Hummm - right, forgot that leg figers are called "toes". English is not my native.
No footjob then, well, perhaps next time.
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You keep still, but crack your eyes open, doing your best not to alert whomever's molesting you. It's Liz. She's crawled halfway under the blanket, but her bare ass and feet are sticking out. You expect she's just trying to explore and get to know your body, because she doesn't seem to be trying to get you or herself off or anything.

You lie there for a bit and let her just keep going. She moves your cock around like she's looking at it from a few angles and does the same thing with your balls. You feel her taste the tip of your cock with the top of her tongue, but she doesn't go any further than that.

You feel her hands start moving elsewhere. She gives your quads a squeeze, then your ass, then traces the definition on your six pack with her fingers. You hear her make a lecherous little giggle and whisper, "Nice..."

You keep your eyes closed when she comes back out of the blanket and starts touching your breasts. She rubs them tenderly and slowly, paying attention to your sensitive nipples. You feel her lean down and give one of them a big, long lick, then give another lecherous giggle as you feel it tightening up from the quickly-cooling saliva. You wonder how far she's going to keep going.

What do you do?
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>>23054647
It just needs some time.
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continue to let her play. theres no harm in it.
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>>23054667
Moan softly, see how far down this rabbit hole she's going.
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Rolled 31

>>23054667
Suddenly jump her and RAPE RAPE RAPE
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>>23054667
Moan in pleasure. Keep our eyes closed and pull her close.

"Your so cold. I'll warm you up."
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>>23054667
Let her do her thing. Only do >>23054691 if it looks like she is going to disengage.
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>>23054667
Moan softly, don't let on that we're awake.
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>>23054667
>What do you do?
Remain perfectly still.
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>>23054696
Let's not do >>23054691 at all.
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>>23054694
agreed
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>>23054694
>>23054691
I personally want to see just how far she will go on her own before we join in.
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>>23054667
Let her keep going, occasionally stir a bit when she does something a bit intensive, but still pretend to sleep, make occasional murmurs or moans. Make it believable.

We want her to be comfortable with every part of our body.

>>23054691
... no.
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>>23054691
Yeah, um...no. We want this to go further, thankyou very much. Not end in rape and incarceration.
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>>23054701
Dis. Who doesn't like hearing a little encouragement?
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>>23054446
>>23054302
Hey, the last time we got a 100 it was to fuck her in the ass. Doesn't that count ?
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>>23054709

Agrred. Let's do nothing.
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Idea: Perhaps if we let her take our ass first, she will let us have hers. It would require getting her some "gear" obviously, but that shall not be too difficult to acquire.
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You decide to let her keep going, just to see where she's going with this. Still you decide you keep it believable, and let a tiny moan escape with a regular breath as you stir slightly, then go back to seeming asleep. Liz stops for a few long minutes, then continues, moving up to your face.

She touches the edges of your lips with her finger tips, tracing them slowly. She runs her fingers along your eyebrows, then through your hair. She touches your lips lightly with her own lips, then puts her nose in your hair and breathes deep. Then she moves back, takes your hand, and starts slowly tracing the lines around your palm and your fingers. It leaves your whole hand feeling tingly and warm, as your body heat has gotten the cold off her hands at this point.

She licks your finger tip too, and puts her lips around it to give it a couple of light sucks before disengaging again.

What do you do now?
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>>23054779
I can get behind this idea
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>>23054807
say "Aww why did you stop?"
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>>23054807
continue to wait till she finishes on her own, then tell her that it was nice.
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>>23054807
Just relax and enjoy it, girls got style. Fall asleep if we can.
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>>23054807
Wait for a good moment, then jump on her and see if she's ticklish.
>>23054809
How appropriate.
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She's performing some sort of magical ritual isn't she?

Damn it! We should have read the book!
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>>23054838
This seems reasonable. We can ask about it in the morning, if we want.
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>>23054807
Let her keep on going, keep on pretending to be asleep. If we don't have morning wood or are otherwise not erect think dirty lascivious thoughts about Liz until we do.

If she doesn't go back to doing stuff we can slowly wake up.
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>>23054807
Wait and confirm she is done for good.

If not, let her continue.

If so, pounce and reverse the gentle molestation.
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>>23054807
Patience. Let's see if she quits or just takes a break.
Once we are sure she's done wait a few mitnutes, then wake up... and tell her how nice dream you just had and that it actually was about her and seemed almost real.
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>>23054833

We'll never admit we were awake.
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>>23054807
move to wrap an arm around her, as if in our sleep
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>>23054833
I like this. Pull 'er close and resume the sleepy time.
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>>23054876
this sounds the best
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>>23054892
second
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>>23054894
agreed. Her embarrassment will amuse us greatly.
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OOH! Mumble her name like we're dreaming!
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>>23054892
I vote we do this, but only if she is done exploring.
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>>23054854
>>23054838
Girl does indeed got style. I don't think she's trying to wake us up, so continue feigning sleep/actually fall back asleep.
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>>23054942
>>23054892
Combine these two.
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>>23054807
Keep on letting her explore. We're pretty proud of the body we made through lots of working out, she won't find anything that isn't good. Occasionally give her a quiet moan.
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You roll over onto your front to let her explore your back if she so chooses. She does. She waits a few minutes again before continuing, running her hands over the muscles in your shoulders, back, and ass. She makes another of those lecherous little giggles as she gives your ass a squeeze. She moves a hand between your legs there from behind, and gives your balls a nice, gentle squeeze. She feels around behind them - you wonder if she's looking for a pussy or something.

She stops when she gets to your asshole. She touches it lightly with her finger tip, tracing around it. Then she pulls her hand away. You wait for a few seconds, then it's back, wet with something or another. She starts pushing the finger slowly and carefully into your ass.

What do you do?
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umm... well now...

proceed
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>>23055015
Give out an *unf*
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>>23055015
Groan her name softly
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>>23055015
Moan.
Other than that, remain "asleep".
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>>23055041
Do it.
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>>23055015
grunt/groan/moan softly, try to not tense up
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>>23055015
Gently moan her name, if our cock isn't hard as hell already it should be as its full length by now.

Stay calm and relaxed, and let her do her thing.
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>>23055015
Snap awake, and trap her hand between our rock hard buns.
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>>23055015
MUMBLE HER NAME

MUMBLE HER NAME

ALSO REMEMBER THIS FOR WHEN SHE WANTS THE 'TRUST' TALK AGAIN

BUT RIGHT NOW MUMBLE HER NAME
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>>23055082
Don't ruin it - not now.
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>>23055015
Continue.
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>>23055083
>ALSO REMEMBER THIS FOR WHEN SHE WANTS THE 'TRUST' TALK AGAIN
Well, frankly, she does nothing we would forbid.
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Rolled 13

>>23055083
very much do this please for manipulationing
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>>23055082
Funny as that would be... Let's not.

>>23055117
Doesn't mean we can't use it against her, if we REALLY need to.
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Rolled 22

>>23055082
I change my support to this
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If you let her fuck you in the ass with a dildo, she'll let you fuck her in the ass
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>>23055144
not so much manipulation as 'okay, i messed up with the unprotected sex. how about we call it even after you molested me in my sleep without asking'
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>>23055158
Personally, I'd rather steer this towards a willing cooperation than forced one.
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>>23055188
The way I see it is if she is allowed to bring up the condom incident whenever she wants, then we can bring up her violating our anus in our sleep whenever she tries to do so.
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You relax your ass, angle your hips ever so slightly upwards, and groan, "...lizabeth..." She freezes, her finger already two knuckles deep in your ass. She waits another minute before pressing deeper again. It feels good - this is the first time that anyone really actively penetrated your ass with something.

Your cock twiches, rock-hard. Her doing this is really turning you on. She starts softly massaging your balls with her free hand, then you feel her curl her finger as she reaches her last knuckle. She starts giving you a prostate massage.

Your cock starts frankly drooling immediately. Waves of heat and pleasure shoot through your entire groin every time she moves the tip of her finger. It feels fucking amazing. You feel her move her hand from your balls to your cock, stroking it in an almost milking motion, then you feel her lips close around your balls. She sucks and licks at them, leaving them all warm and wet and tingling.

You're coming quickly upon an orgasm from this barrage of gentle stimulation - and it feels like it's going to be a huge one.

What do you do?
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>>23055188
Oh, I agree entirely. Just trying to see where anon was coming from.
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Rolled 72

>>23055211
THIS
http://youtu.be/VId7EOTTOSw?t=29s
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>>23055211
Start hip rocking.
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>>23055211
Let her 'wake us up' with one hell of an orgasm.
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>>23055260
This sounds like a fine plan.
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>>23055236
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>>23055228
Fuckin' christ man...
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>>23055211
Bite your lip and brace for it. Keep pretending you're asleep. I REALLY want to see how she handles us that we wake up all covered in jizz.
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Combine
>>23055236
with
>>23055260
and profit.

And then, of course, there's the dreary "Did you just finger my ass and jerk me off in my sleep?"
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>>23055217
>Just trying to see where anon was coming from.

Prostate stimulation ATM.
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>>23055211
Start rocking our hips a bit as if by reflex, tired sleeping moaning of her name, nothing that make us look like we're awake. Let her "wake us up", once we have a huge orgasm and probably coat the both of us in our cum we can groggily "wake up" and ask with a dreamy look on our face what just happened.
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Or crush her hand with your ass and swing her around the room like I said in >>23055228
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I think we should simply state when it is all over "Well that was an interesting experience."
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>>23055337
Max: "Well, that was an interesting experience."
Liz: "You- You were awake for that?"
Max: "Girl, your hands were cooooold."
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>>23055337
Even better would be to slowly start tearing up and then whimper out "I can't believe you would do something like that... ;_;"
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>>23055358
I can see that happening
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>>23055337
>>23055358
Let's not make it like this it would... devaluate(is that a proper word?) her effort.
better make it like this >>23054876
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>>23055358
>Max: "Girl, your hands were cooooold."
My sides!
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>>23055334
>>23055228
>>23055180
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Rolled 17, 12 = 29

I was just thinking, as max has only x chromosomes to give any children she has will be the same as her, because max only has the equipment to couple with other women.
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>>23055390
>devaluate(is that a proper word?)
You're looking for 'devalue'.

>>23055358
Hah. This has to be used.
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>>23055337
I prefer
>Now its your turn
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>>23055372
That'd be mean, she is about to make us have a fucking spectacular orgasm.

Once we cum we slowly wake up, lick some of our semen off of us, tell her we thought we were having a nice dream and gently ask what happened. Let her come clean on her own instead of saying that we were awake the whole time.
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>>23055392
That was the idea, anon! Glad you liked it.
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>>23055450
>Licking up one's own semen
Now anon, that's never fun. She can do that for us.
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>>23055337
More seriously, though, how about "Oh, god, babe, that was awesome."
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>>23055478
We can share it, we lick some up, then we wipe ourself off a bit with a finger and offer it to her.
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You rock your hips against the thrusts of Liz's finger as if you were unconsciously doing it against your will - which, frankly you are. "...liza..." you groan out again, which makes her redouble her efforts, thrusting and stroking more firmly to try to get you off. Finally, you cum, and it's unlike any orgasm you've ever had before, at least in quantity. You pump jet after rope of hot semen straight down onto the sheets, her motions quite literally milking your prostate. You would be lying if you said that you weren't moaning - this experience, if nothing else, has made you seriously considering being on the receiving end of an anal fucking.

When it finishes, you let your hips collapse onto the bed, leaving your groin in the cooling wet spot your orgasm made. Liz carefully and slowly lets go, lets your balls out of her mouth, and slides her finger out of your hot, tingling ass. She slides down next to you, and curls up against your side, giving you a little kiss on your shoulder blade.

She thinks she got away with it.

"God, that was incredible, babe," you say to her. You mean it, and you let it show in your voice.

She practically jumps. "You- You were, uh... How long were you awake?" She sounds nervous - scared, even. Incredibly embarrassed too.

"Girl, your hands were CO~OLD," you say in response. She's literally trembling now, but you're not sure with what.

What do you do?
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>>23055554
Return the gesture
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>>23055554
Pull her into a hug, of course.

A rather messy hug.
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>>23055554
"Now you get to return the favor."

Lube up dick by rubbing it in the cumpuddle.

REND LIZ'S ANUS
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>>23055554
>What do you do?
Hug her. "Thanks, that was the best morning wake up as far as I can remember." Cuddle her up. "Would you like me to repay you in kind someday?" With obvious teasing in voice.
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Rolled 17

>>23055554
Tell her to clean up the mess she made on the sheets.
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>>23055554
Pull her into a hug and give her a kiss.
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>>23055554
That's okay, no need to be nervous. I'm not lying when I say that was great. But you COULD have asked me about it. Lets just call it even.
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>>23055581
yes. tell her it was a very nice way to wake up.
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>>23055606
I think I would like to throw some support behind this.
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>>23055554
Scoop up some of the sperm in your mouth and make out with her.

Then tell her its her turn.
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>>23055554
Give her the hug'n'kiss, reassure her it's okay.
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Rolled 19

>>23055554
Scoop up some jizz and initiate a jizzball fight.
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>>23055554
Give her a hug, pull her closer, scoop up some of the sperm on our fingers, suck them clean and give her a kiss.

"Liz, it was wonderful, all of it, from you feeling every part of me up to you giving me one of the most intense orgasms I've ever had. This was the best wake up call I've ever had. I'm not mad in the least.

You still should have asked me beforehand, but I forgive you. I hope to return the favor some time Liz, you saw how much I enjoyed it. Though next time I'd rather cum on your face than on the sheets."
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>>23055554

giggle "Didn't know you were one of those really "affectionate" type"
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Giving her anal isn't going to feel half as good, don't spoil the mood. We can try again tonight, after we repay her kindness today.
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>>23055668
this, don't spoil the mood
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Rolled 30

>>23055668
>>23055689
Then maybe we should go out and find a stud to have a rockin 3 way? Liz on our cock, his cock in our ass?
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>>23055668
Indeed, don't spoil the mood. Though considering how badly we flubbed the anal discussion, we should probably let HER bring it up first.
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>>23055606
>>23055612
>>23055618
>>23055642
The gist of it right here.

Also: 350+ replies.
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>>23055554
Pull her in for a hug
"I hope you realize you have to wake me up like that every morning now"
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>>23055709
new thread time?
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Is this installment up for archiving yet?
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>probably affection point wat do!?
>ASS SEX

ohyou.jpg
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>>23055738
It'll take a bit of time to fall off the board, we don't have to jump ship quite yet.
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Rolled 73

>>23055814
If it's any consolation for your romantic notions we got shut down by the dice every time.
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>>23055804
not yet
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>>23055839
And still damage the relationship even so.
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>>23055814

..just because
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Would OP care to tell us what's a-happenin'?
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Thread's archived, starting new thread. Sorry, I was warming up some leftovers from the restaurant.
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this could be one (or the sole reason) why her ex broke up with her, maybe.
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Am I banned? I can't seem to post the new thread.
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>>23056070
Because she has a thing for .. well - milking?
How is that a breakup reason?!
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>>23055015
>you wonder if she's looking for a pussy or something.

Now i'm wondering too. Is this something we actually have?
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>>23056090
Duplicate image most likely.
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>>23056090
If you were banned how are you posting here?

No clue. I guess try again?
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>>23056090
Duplicate image?
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>>23056098

base on that no, no we don't.

yet...
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>>23056098
No. Penis only.

It was said earlier at some point.
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New thread:
>>23056123
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>>23055708
>Indeed, don't spoil the mood. Though considering how badly we flubbed the anal discussion, we should probably let HER bring it up first.

We don't have to fuck her ass right away, yo.

If anything, fingering her while eating her out should make her want it MORE



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