>>22975638

Fuck whoever would come up with that horrible thing.

>>22975638
OH GOD WHAT IS THAT!! THAT IS EVIL INCARNATE, WHO WOULD EVEN CONCIEVE SUCH HORRIFIC TORTURE AAAARGH

That's just wrong, man.

>>22975638
i mean ive seen some shit on 4chan, but this is the worst

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>>22975638
Good, I like your evil ways. I would also glue a D4 somewhere.

>>22975638
Oh god no. NO! FUCK YOU!

I can fathom no situations in which a hostile is coming at you with barefeet.

This has no place in an ethical world.

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>>22975638

>>22975835
Africa

>>22975855
Like he said:
>This has no place in an ethical world.

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>>22975638
Get out best men on this, call on everyone we've got, round up every suspect. We can't let this get to the streets! Lives are at stake, /tg/!

>>22975638

Some people really are worse than Hitler.

>>22975835

Didn't you know? legos are a tripping hazard if someone is wearing shoes. Then you fall on a fucking pile of legos.

Anyway that thing is some kind of fucking warcrime.

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>>22975867
Colonials, inbound

>>22975638
>>22975835
shoes are no protection against THIS!! also op dont start a land war in asia

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>>22975638
Well. That's...that's a thing.

>>22975638
My embryonic idea is that:
1.) the first chase scene shouldn't have more than 3 obstacles
2.) Players overcome these obstacles with rolls or ingenuity.

>>22975893
So, you trip on one of these beauties and then fall on the rest.

Evil. Brilliant. Fuck mines, this is the new shit.

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>>22975638
Its over man, its all over.

Fuck this world, all off the planet.

last one to leave remember to turn off the sun and lock up the Bermuda Triangle because we shouldn't ever come back now that this abomination is loose.

Fuck you OP, fuck you.

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>>22975638
>>22975867
standing by

>>22975867
What do you mean everyone?

>>22975638
Combine this with some shag carpeting and you have a fully fledged crime against humanity.

>>22975638
Imagine you stop on this, and it's sticks to your foot. As you lose your balance, you distinctively brace with your other leg, stepping on the lego again, and again, and again.

This has no purpose in life, it's a creation of pure evil.

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>>22975867

>this thread
>Classic Blunders.jpeg

>>22975638
The most hateful cruelty is that the red piece is mostly useless as a LEGO now.

This is just a giant fuck you to all of existence, isn't it? There is no god, and this is proof.

>>22975638

...There's place for two more thumbtacks. Dear God.

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>>22975638
Jesus fucking Christ.

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>>22975867
Ready to initiate firing sequence.

>>22975992
>implying OP actually cares about the topic
>obvious canned topic as an excuse to post pic

>>22975993
its the spiteful revenge of thousands of unused unloved red lego pieces

>>22976005
WHY ARE YOU GIVING HIM IDEAS?!

>>22976005
That's just... just... overkill, and all kinds of wrong.

After seeing that thing, I will never say "I hope you step on a Lego" anymore. I don't wan to go to hell.

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>>22975638

>>22975969
Does >>22975990 answer your question?
Also, call our leaders up. I've got no idea what our contingency is if this gets public.

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>>22976085
Simple, we unleash..... the serbs

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>>22975638

>>22975774
>>22975972
>>22976005
STOP MAKING SUGGESTIONS! IT'S EVIL ENOUGH AS IT IS!

>>22976125
>>22976156

I have a suggestion, Since its useless as a LEGO now. We could cover the bottom of it and fill it with a flammable fluid. Then we shift one of the thumbtacks so that it will break the bottom and cause a spark when stepped on.

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>>22975867
We ride out at dawn.

>>22976119
Then let us pray we find our man before then. Remember what happened last time?

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>>22976170
We need a paladin. This evil is beyond mortal men.

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>>22975638

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>>22976005
Shut the fuck up.

Shut up now before you doom us all.

>>22975638

>Dark Eldar lego.jpg

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>>22976195
NEVER FEAR, THIS IS...

THE THREATDOWN!

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>>22975867
>>22976195
NO WARRIOR OF JUSTICE SHALL STAND FOR THIS!

>>22975638
This right here is why civilians need those so-called "assault weapons"

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>>22975638

I don't get it. The tack seems awfully redundant.

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>>22976229
damn.
another poor soul made victim to this abomination.

>>22976242
Have you ever stepped on a thumbtack?
They're made with a core of soft iron in the tip, so that it will always wind up bending slightly into a hook as soon as it punctures living flesh.

>>22976242
You my friend, are fearless.

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>>22975638
YOU UNHOLY SPAWN OF SATAN.

>>22976242
You fool! Don't you understand!? Not only does the tack cause extra pain, it means the lego gets stuck to your foot, causing unceasing torment as it endlessly digs into your foot again and again and again with each step! THERE IS NO ESCAPE! THERE IS NO ESCAPE!

>>22975638
Absolutely disgusting.

>>22975638
>caltrops.jpeg
wat

>>22975893
>legos are a tripping hazard if someone is wearing shoes.
>Then you fall on a fucking pile of legos.
>of legos with fucking thumbtacks on them

Jesus fuck. that's horrifying. Falling into a pile of legos, all of which have thumbtacks pointing up at you.

>>22975638
Did someone post this in /toy/ yet?
I think they'll appreciate it.

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We're running out of time. Looks like we'll need someone more suited to the task
*phonenoises*
Operator, get me /co/. We have need of the greatest detective mind.
Someone else, call Strangelove. We need to gauge the fallout this could have.

>>22976334
and then you roll off of them, stricken with horrifying pain, and onto.... more legos.

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>>22976355
Pls anon, no. ;-;

>>22976290
>>22976334
With your body covered in lego tacks, every motion would be excruciating. Any time your skin touches any surface, it just drive the tack deeper into your flesh as the lego digs into your skin even more. You wouldn't be able sleep or feed yourself or even to commit suicide because it would just be too painful. All you can hope is that the suffering ends somehow...

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>>22976290
Infinite lego stepping. And this is not even the final form.

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>>22976341

>>3338850

Attach a D100 to a string, the string triggers a trap in the wall that shoots barbed spikes that are 4 inches long and 1/4 inch in diameter out at a height 1ft.

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>>22976355
You attempt to stand up, with thumbtacks and legos hooked onto your flesh, droplets of blood falling from your many small wounds. You try to balance yourself, but the lego that is stuck on your shoe throws you off balance and you fall onto more lego-thumbtacks. One pierces you on the face, its location dangerously close to your eye, you howl in pain as you feel the stabbing pains on your body and the discomfort of the hard plastic that you have slammed yourself into.

>>22976424
And then...
They begin to build.

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>>22976334
>>22976355
>>22976390
Stop. Just stop. My skin is crawling just imagining this.

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>>22975638

This is the kind of trap I imagine evil sentient toys set up.

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>>22975638
I've seen those hands somewhere...

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>>22976440

>>22976473
Dammit Seki, give her the dick already

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>>22976440
Oh shit.

Lego Thumbtack Golem.

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>>22976487

>>22976491
Seki is gay.

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To think... That evil such as this could exist...

...

How can we add a D4 to it?

>>22976456
that's nothing, I haven't even gotten to the one that slid into your urethra.

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THE TRAP IS SET

SOON WE WILL HAVE REVENGE ON THE LARGE ONE

im sorry humanity
but... instead of thumbtack.....
fishhook.

>>22976516

I'm not sure, but we may be able to hide it in the hollowed out inside, so that when you step on it it releases the D4, maybe as part of the incendiary device here.
>>22976170

>>22976534
I'd imagine it would be rather not painful, really.

It's tiny and doesn't really move if you're a lego tack golem. Surprisingly, it would probably be the least painful of all. Imagine all the lego tacks under your every nail.

>>22976544
Lego? You? After all these years? How could you!? Was our love not enough?!

>>22976544
FUCK YOU.
I SHOULD NEVER HAVE LET YOU HAVE ACCESS TO THE TRANSPARENT YELLOW ONES. THE POWER'S GONE RIGHT TO YOUR HEAD.
ARE YOU SO FOOLISH AS TO THINK THAT THIS BEAST WILL SPARE YOU IN TURN?

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>>22975638

I don't get why everybody makes a big deal about Legos. I stepped on them all the time growing up, they don't hurt that much. The tack is worrying, but I'd honestly be more afraid of just tacks. All the Lego does is make it easier to see.

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>>22976534
Oh fuck.
I don't think that's possible.

But yeah, one, or several of the thumbtacks would pierce through your clothes, stabbing the head of your penis. Assuming you're just wearing a t-shirt, some may even directly pierce your nipples.

You can't even really scream, because movement of the muscles just bring more pain. Heavy breathing moves the lego-thumbtacks that have hooked onto your torso, and pulls at you with every. single. breath. you take.

>>22976602

...How do we add a TOC to the lego?

>>22976577
You....YOU FOOL!? what ahve you done?!

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>>22976617
Man, Slaanesh would love that shit.

>>22976585
ah, but you forget, unless you were walking around naked, it went through your pants to get there, so assuming it went in perfectly without cutting anything, your penis is now anchored to your pants, further discouraging movement.

between that and the burning, it would be rather horrifying.

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>>22976597
YOU.

YOU THINK YOU CAN STOP THIS?

I HAVE GROWN BEYOND YOUR UNDERSTANDING.

HIS EFFORTS MEAN NOTHING.

>>22976624
im sorry....
i went to far...this is beyond my control

>>22976544
>>22976668

Well then, I guess all that is left is finishing the plastic eating bacteria. It was nice while it lasted LEGO, I'm sorry it had to come to this.

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Everyone who can, flee! We'll buy you time! Let everyone know what evil lurks in the dark corners of this world and their lego boxes!

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>>22975638

>One hour since thread was posted
>119 posts, 56 images
>Only one post on-topic

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>>22975638
This really is the end, isn't it?

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>>22976750
Classic blunder.jpg

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>>22976750
There is no topic, only pain.

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>>22976711
Even the furries are disgusted by this travesty.

Truly, there is no hope of redemption now. Not in this life, nor the next, nor though all the long years of eternity before us. This is an evil more powerful, more pervasive, more enduring then anything man has ever known.
Join me, brethren, as I greet the coming missiles. The brief respite of oblivion between this hell and the next will be our last moment of peace.

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>>22976803
Just this time!

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>>22975638
Fuck it im out

>>22976577
Now THAT is genuinely terrifying.
Add in the eldritch abomination aspect and we are done here...

Any writefags want to take up "They build"?

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>>22976697
>>22976703
YOU THINK US BOUND BY SUCH MATERIAL CONSTRAINTS?

HOW LITTLE YOU KNOW.

YOU CAUSED THIS.

YOU CANNOT STOP IT.

>>22976779
see
>>22976029

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>>22975638

My word, this is a wonderful idea. I'll have to make some myself.

>>22976577
I have my local priest on the line, what's your address so we can send an exorcist to deal with the ungodly hell-creature that's clearly taken hold of your mind?

>>22976803
Hold me...

>>22976848
Isn't this basically a plastic sentient grey goo scenario?

Oh dear god Tom, the Humanity!

>lego men are sentient
>guerrilla fight against humanity for perceived travesties
>secretly build contraptions out of legos and give them life

Would campaign.

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>>22976915
There is no Humanity, only pain and fear rule now.

Despair.

>>22976915
There is no humanity here, Travis. Only pure, distilled cruelty.

>>22976967
>>22976970
>no-humanitymind

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>>22976848
AAAH!
ABANDON SHIP!
NO! GOD, PLEASE NO!
IT'S IN MY SKIN! IT'S IN MY SKI-*static*

>>22976891
Self-replicating thumb tack lego golems >>22976440 >>22976495. Soon our planet shall be nothing but red tack legos. The entirety of it unceasing pain.

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They are learning.

>>22976989
Alpha come in...
Repeat, Alpha come in!
By the gods...

>>22976989
>By the time the smoke had cleared, most of the fa/tg/uys had reached the horizon, and safety.
>But the Thunderchild had been lost forever and, with it, the last hope for all /tg/.
>Pained scream after pained scream punctured the night. It was the sounds of more people falling to these deathtraps.
>The world belonged to the minifigs.

Good News! Its a suppository!

>>22976867
SHAS NO THEY HAVE TAKEN HIM

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General Tessler must acquire this magnificent piece of programming.

Surely this will stop the Renegade!

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>>22975638

>>22977077
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SB-OcRSwEy8

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Brothers! All hope is not lost!

>>22977218
FOOL! THEY SHALL JUST MAKE FULL-METAL BRICKS

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>>22977218
The fight will be hard and bloody, but we might just win.

>>22977218
>implying no HSAB (High-stud Anti-Boot) bricks

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>>22977241
ALERT.
ENEMY REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED.

Jesus christ OP stepping on lego's are bad enough.

>>22977218
NO YOU MAD MAN! THEY SHALL JUST AIM FOR OTHER EXPOSED AREAS! TORSOS, HAND, EYES, THROATS!

So..how about we finally get that hover technology going?

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OH GOD I CAN FEEL THEM ALL OVER! OH GOD NO. AAAAAAAGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!

>>22977308
And thus, the next D&D character I play shall be an Elocater.

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>>22977304
A day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship.

But it is not this day!

An hour of woes and shattered shields, when the age of men comes crashing down.

But it is not this day! This day we fight!

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BROTHERS! WE SHALL TAKE TO THE SKIES WHERE THEY CAN NOT REACH!

HOW CAN I STEP UPON SUCH A MONSTROSITY WHEN THE ONLY WALKING I DO IS UPON SUNSHINE?!

>>22977077
http://youtu.be/VdddZIcyykM

>>22976848
>>22976959
>>22977028
>>22977278
We... We can't win. They shall assume the form of our worst nightmares, shape themselves into juggernauts of conquest. Our forces will be crushed and they shall flood our world with their barbed kind. They'll smother us as they gouge into our flesh and drink deep from our essence.

It's... It's pointless. I can see them now. Maybe I should just give in. It can't be too bad right? Better to get over it over with than delay the inevitable. Just have to let them touch me and that's it. They might be merciful. Yes. We can't fight it. Just give in.

>>22977412
HERESY.

>>22977412
Get back in the line, soldier!

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>>22977488
AAAND forgot pic

>>22977498
Because you tripped on a brick

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>>22977352
How can we face such titans? Any damage we do is negated as they rebuild themselves. And their numbers just grow, day by day.

>>22977552
Exterminatus, then.

>>22977552
Did that Stop Yarrick?! NO IT DIDNT, now get moving and keep shooting!

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>>22977218
AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH! THEY JUST KEEP ADAPTING!

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>>22975638
We are truly living the last days

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YuikqcRGCDA

IT'S OVER

THEY'VE WEAPONIZED

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How do we battle that which has no form?

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...What have I wrought?

>>22977679
Simply enough, like when we kill anything in /tg/...we kill it with FIRE

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>>22977681
Just a little more, and you could make a d4 our of them. It's their ultimate weapon.

>But sir! Hundreds will die.
>Thousands...

>>22975638
This is how Chaos started, I can see it now. You might be a piece of conscience of some Chaos demon

And thats why they are used to put spikes everywhere

>>22977681
>>22977761
You mean a d4 that has tack lego as sides and d4s as corners? Oh God, why!? Why would anyone do that!? It wouldn't even show numbers, just act as as instrument of pain!

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Call me a min maxer all you want but wouldn't translucent legos and thumb tacks work better then red. I mean after all red while giving a bonus to speed, gives a debuff to stealth. We need them to be clear because god damn it we want them to have no clue what they stepped on till they pull it out of their foot, and say what sadistic bastard did this to me.

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>>22977837
It serves no purpose, no one laughs at its coming, and only weeping comes in its wake. Today we sing the song of /tg/'s sunset.

This is the day we die.

When the image comes with flame and horror
The brave neck bears are in a corner
The tacks do come with pricks of pain
And no that see can remain sane
Death shall come to all who know it
Those who grasp one dare not throw it
Our dice are for naught no chance can be
When they make a d4 our of pain and misery

Men, if we are to die this day, we shall do this as brothers. We shall go out as we lived. I will gather my armor and meet thee on the field of battle. All those who wish to defend their homeland join me.

FOR THE BOARD!

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>>22977930
King of the board!

>>22977930
FOR THE BOARD!

This facebook phenomenon of people saying that lego are painful to step on, it's fucking old already, and is meant for simple minds.

It's really not that funny.

>>22978078
Better than bacon and velociraptors.

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Take lego
Attach 3 thumbtacks
Add fishing hooks to sides
Attach d4
Hide in boots and/or cakes

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>>22977681
WHAT FURTHER HORROR HAVE I WROUGHT?

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>>22978103

>>22978108
my lord, what time of contraption would fire such a thing?

>>22978103
>>22978108
>Fish hook mind

>>22978108
And this.... this is my character's weapon next CoC campaign. I will call it the devil's star.

>>22978103
>>22978108

Mr. Anon? We require you to come with us

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>>22978152
DAMMIT PICK

>>22978152
YOU CAN'T TAKE ME! THEY'RE COMING, THEY'RE COMING I TELL YOU! THEY SPEAK TO ME! THE VOICES! CAN'T YOU HEAR THEM!? THEY'RE COMING!

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>>22975638
THAT'S IT, I'M OUT.

>>22978187
IN THE BLACKEST OF NIGHT, IN THE DARKEST CORNERS OF THE HALLS THEE WALK, THEY ARE COMING! THE DEATH OF WORLD, THE DESTROYER OF LIVES, LEGOS!!

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>>22977955
>King of the board!

Fuck you, my one true king is STANNIS THE MANNIS!

>>22977761
I shall begin construction immediately, my liege.

>>22978108
Put Jax in the middle

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>>22978288
And this begins the Game of Dice. The war of the five sides have begun, the weapons found, the forges burning hot, and the soldiers on the march,

You either roll or you die.

Ok, this thread has just become pure evil. I'm out.

>>22978349
It STARTED pure evil and it's only gotten more vile!

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>>22978108
Smear it with Deep Heat.

>>22978349
>>22978357
I'm a Paladin and what is this?

>>22978335
Instead of wild fire its just a huge one of those THINGS that the ships run into.

>>22978357
But if it started as pure evil and got worse, then...
Great scot! We've created SUPERSATURATED EVIL!

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>>22978299
>>22978360
The whispering. The whispering never ends.

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>>22978360

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>>22978517
Thats it! you are an scientific from the enemy! You are coming with us!

OP, if you made that picture I think you may be going to hell. I'm terribly sorry.

>>22978517
We dreamed of creating the world's strongest weapon. And we succeeded.

>>22978547
I'm not sorry at all.
Fuck him.

>>22978517
This is our darkest hour /tg/! We need a hero! Who among you will take up the call?

I have chronic cluster headaches.

I cringed at the OP pic.

>>22978505
>SUPERSATURATED EVIL
Does it get more evil when you add goodness?
Or does it get less evil when you add evil?
What happens if you remove evil?
Does it spontaneously create goodness?

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>>22978566
There are no heroes left in man.

>>22978566
I will take up the mantle! Mine is the pick that will strike the earth!

>>22978599
Only one way to find out...

I'll eat it.

>>22978637
And that students, is how Kira was formed.

>>22978566
The heroes will come, our team shall be forged in fire and steel!

The roar of the old kings shall follow us. /Tg/, to arms!

>>22977278
Yeah, waste of a perfectly good 2x4 Brick if you ask me...

Seriously Fa/tg/uys, are you so uncoordinated that you can't nimbly dance over a floor covered in scattered Lego bricks?

>>22976602
>>22975993
>>22977028
>>22976959
This is now a Brikwars thread!

>>22977810
I for one welcome our new Blokdaemon overlords!

>>22978517
Sprinkle salt on it and lay it over a fire ant colony.

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>>22978517
>>22978566
There are no heroes which can battle such evil. The legos were heinous enough. But this. This is an abortion of reality which no creature can withstand.

>>22978517
Now cover it in peanut butter.

>Stealthmode activated

>>22978663
scattered legos? You mean its two feet deep lego destroyers everywhere. No matter where you step there will be more legos, the walls are covered in legos, so is the ceiling.

Oh and what is that? It looks like a coffee table, hope you don't like your shins too much. Did I forget to mention... it's made of legos.

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>>22978566
Dammit, man! The time for heroes has passed.

What we need now is a monster. What we need now is a god.

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>>22978517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e67mIPR6ryA

>>22978713
BOW TO THE BRINGER OF HOPES END! BOW TO THE MAKER OF DESPAIR!

>>22978729
AND DON'T FORGET TO OFFER LSD.

>>22978713
No, do you think our world could survive something like that?

Sure they would be destroyed, but at what cost!

So yeah, I like to ignore the independent movement per turn and just compare speeds while players make rolls for creating obstacles, taking shortcuts, and climbing over shit.

How 'bout you?

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>>22975638
This guy...this is actually, without a single shred of doubt, the most evil person in the universe...

>>22978729
And he broke the first seal, and there was a far-off din of plastic rushing outwards.

>>22978741
WHAT HOPE DO WE HAVE!?

WHAT RECOURSE HAS IS LEFT TO US!?

>>22978744
God has spoken.
How should we parse this pieve of information?

>>22978744
I would do the same, shame everything is made of spikelegos.

>>22975638
This isn't even a classic blunder.

This is a fucking crime against nature.

>>22978759
Dear lord, it is the only way!

Break the seal, release it, our final solution!

>>22978757
And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the second beast say, Come and see.
And there went out another piece of plastic red: and madness was given to him that sat thereon to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another: and there was given unto him a tack.

>>22978793
And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the third beast say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo a black plastic; and he that sat on him had a pair of numbered pyramids from wrought iron in his hand.
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and [see] thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

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>OP

>>22978823
And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, Come and see.
And I looked, and behold a pale plastic: and his name that sat on him was Death, and Hell followed with him. And power was given unto them over the fourth part of the earth, to kill with edges, and with tips, and with knobs, and with the death on the earth.

>>22978823
>>22978793
Whenever I read something like this I always get freaked out. I guess I always relate it to batshit magic apocalypses.

>>22978860
And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that were slain for the word of brick, and for the testimony which they held:
And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O plastic, deadly and vile, dost thou judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the earth?
And robes were taken of every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should suffer yet for a little season, until their fellow servants also and their brethren, that should be killed as they [were], should be fulfilled.

>>22978889
And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood;
And the stars of the heavens fell unto the earth, even as a fig tree casteth her untimely figs, when she is shaken of a mighty wind.
And the heavens departed as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every mountain and island were moved out of their places.
And the kings of the earth, and the great men, and the rich men, and the chief captains, and the mighty men, and every bondman, and every free man, hid themselves in the dens and in the rocks of the mountains;
And said to the mountains and rocks, Fall on us, and hide us from the points of him that sitteth on the ground, and from the wrath of the plastic:
For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to walk?

>>22978744
Yeah. I use a relevant check (strength related) to let you boost your effective speed when you take no other action, while doing so too much can wear on you dependant on your toughness-related ability. Agility-related checks and skill checks to climb obstacles, run through difficult terrain, dodge shit in the way and the like happens a lot.

The rundown becomes highly narrative and less focused on a map or exact chart to give the same fast-thinking, lose them for a second and you're fucked feel to the chase out of character, since if you miss details in the description you miss out on opportunities to catch up.

My players like it enough to enjoy my chase scenes. It's especially fun when you're trying to describe the alleyway in a short sentence while keeping the pace of the scene, and as soon as you mention the existence of refuse and rubble someone quickly interrupts with ideas to catch up to and/or lose their opponent.

>>22978912
And when he had opened the seventh seal, there was silence in the world about the space of half an hour.
And I saw the seven dice which stood before the men of plastic; and to them were given seven fishhooks.
And another die came and stood at the altar, having a golden censer; and there was given unto him much incense, that he should offer [it] with the screams of all neckbears upon the red altar which was before the throne.
And the smoke of the incense, [which came] with the agony of the neckbears, ascended up before the plastic from the die's tips.
And the die took the censer, and filled it with blood of men, and cast [it] onto the earth: and there were voices, and thunderings, and lightnings, and an earthquake.
And the seven dice which had the seven fishhooks prepared themselves to reap.

>>22978956
And then, the age of men was over.

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>>22978956
He rises.

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>>22978705
Just gonna leave this here on that note

The Seven Prime Bricks, the Tacks of Wonder, the Dice of Saint Agaustus. They are the relics that shall make the fight and end all things. These are those relics that were founded when the seals had begun being broken, and were pulled from the molten plastic that birthed us all. The tears shall fall.

>>22978983
Ahhhh. I hope he is prepared to lose that hand.

>>22979017
We found their HQ! prepare the bomb!

>>22979025
>implying he's not levitating them using his divine psionic might

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>>22979017
COMMENCING FIRE MISSION

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>>22979037
Did it work!?

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>>22979071
Oh god, no!

Something is in the wreckage1

>>22979071
>>22979060

No... it was merely a copy. They have many like it, and they can create more on a whim with their numbers

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>>22979017
Initiating immediate response.

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>>22979017
James May's Lego house? Hmm... That gives me an idea!

I know just who to call, /tg/.

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>>22979116

No! They'll just put them on cars!

And then light the cars on fire!

>>22979116
Let be fair, that ouse is freaking awesome.

>>22975638
Why would you make a booby trapped lego?

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What the fuck, OP?
I cannot post enough reaction images to express the disgust and fear I felt upon seeing that picture.
Why would you do this?

>>22979116
>>22979140
No! Wait! Don't you see? It's PERFECT! We'll just tell them it's a challenge to see who can damage the fewest LEGO bricks! If there's one thing the Three Idiots excel at, it's wrecking shit they're not supposed to!

It's foolproof!

>>22978517
Why would you make it even worse!? What reason could a person have for such evil?

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>>22979222

But if May has the Lego house, then that means he's already in league with them. No, giving them a challenge just gives them access to more Lego to build with.

We need another to save us.

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>>22978108

It must be destroyed.

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>>22979246
I will follow him into the dark

This is bad.

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>>22979246
And that man's name was... Stubby...
Stubby the Janitor!

>>22979499
Hmmmm, I don't know if I trust this Stubby. What's with those odd mittens he never takes off?

This facebook phenomenon of people saying that lego are painful to step on, it's fucking old already, and is meant for simple minds.

It's really not that funny.

>>22979609
Are you saying they AREN'T painful to step on?

Did you even own Legos as a kid?

>>22979609

If you can look at the OP and not cringe, you are not a human at all. This is not humor we are expressing. This is horror.

>>22979708
forget kids, have a child and step on one as an adult. You know how you used to walk on your knees as a kid and it was a breeze then you became an adult and tried and had to lie down later for fucking up your knee?

Bigger you are, the harder you step

mods = gods

>>22979609
>Facebook

You either didn't own legos, or you don't have feet.

>>22979595
Those aren't mittens, those are his HANDS!

...And he's the sigfig of Mike Rayhawk, so there is that...

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>>22979790

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>>22979915
it has returned all hail the hurting cube!

>>22980072
>cube
its a brick

>>22975638
GO AHEAD, DELETE THE PIC

YOU CAN'T UN-DERAIL US

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IDEA! we become undead and never fell pain its fullproof and if that fails we grow natural armor and/or wings

>>22979915
>His is the hand that makes. His is the hand that hurts. His is the hand that heals. His is the Brick of Pain.
>His is the Brick of Pain.
>His is the Brick of Pain.

>>22980109
see
>>22979915
>same filename

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>>22980148
The way I see it this is the only sane solution.

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>>22980218
What happens when you lay down or sit?

>>22980388
prosthetic butt

this type of new weapon requires a new humanity to fight.
embrace the machine.