Previously, in DM quest...Robbert, an unemployed young man, forgot that he was running a game of FATAL for his friends in their FLGS.When he was on his way to the store, a young woman approached him asking for the time, but instead of giving her what she asked for, Rob snapped and got her into a deep shock.He took the girl and got her in the store, forcing her to play FATAL with his friends.They just started making their characters, what horrors could be unchaining on this new episode of this dicegod-guided quest?
>>22954278As accorded in the previous issue, (http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22938730/) the group is as follows:>ONE OF THE PARTY HAS A HALFLING NAMED BILBO THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH BILBO> One of them will be a banana, a very persuasive and charming banana>One is building an Anakim DC80 Escape Artist.>One of the guys plays a mary sue.The unconscious girl is playing as a feminist wizard, but is the group's captive.Now, what is the plot hook/their quest?
>>22954289An ancient evil has awoken...
Rolled 48To retrieve the Staff of Rape from the evil Queen Feminista and return it to the rightful owner Duke Richard von Hugenrod.
I keep forgetting, roll 1d100 to decide their plot hook/quest.
Rolled 29>>22954289Dwarves threatened by serial barber.
Rolled 71They have to find the layer of the person that ate their father and pursuay him to join their groop
Rolled 71A quest to steal a dragons hoard the hoard is made entirely of nubile virgin maidens
my body is not ready to be this meta.
Rolled 17They must go and purchase a bottle of milk!
Rolled 27>>22954289On a quest to make sure the entire world gets raped, one way or another.
Rolled 17>>22954392I support this plot.
Rolled 97In an attempt to overcome boredom, a powerful lich invents video games. Uses their power toenslave world.
Rolled 27>>22954289The evil masked lord Sausage has cast a spell to make the moon fall upon the planet! Our heroes must use their flute of time-reversal and find a way to return the One Necklace back to mount hurrdurr to save the world.
Rolled 1Threat of hobgoblins with artillery that launches goblins - who have guns100 GET!
>>22954736It is not very FATAL but just scream evil capitalism.
Rolled 19>>22954736There's gotta be some sort of meta singularity we're homing into.
>>22954736Jesus, I already drew the feminista queen and the dragon, this will be the plot hook, gimme a minute.
>>22954787People can still get raped.
>>22954736Vydiamorgh, the powerful evil lich lord, is scheming to enslave all sentient and/or semisentient creatures by controlling their mind with a mass-produced artifact he calls "videogames".It's said that he also is inventing an even more powerful variant of these vile creations, called datesims or eroges, these are made to keep the virginity of any individual who plays them safe, so they can become wizards and join his powerful, evil, socially awkward, undead wizard army.Their missions is to defeat this dark overlord, where does this adventure start?
Rolled 16In a rape dungeon, the adventurers is currently being raped.
Rolled 35>>22955074In a tavern.
Rolled 7>>22955074In a darkened ally where the party has been interrogating these "videogamers."
Rolled 57>>22955074In a bar and they are all drunk
Rolled 91>>22955074Right outside the front door.The party doesn't figure this out, and travels 34 times around the world before knocking on the door to finally ask for directions. Who opens the door then? Vydiamorgh.
>>22955236After travelling the world far and wide, the group knock the front door of a grim castle they passed by plenty of times.A skeletal figure opens the creaking door, he looks midly pissed."Yeeesss? What is it? I'm busy creating waifus..."
Rolled 38>>22955443Call him a faggot and laugh at him.
Rolled 12>>22955443Challenge him to a dance off with deadly consequences!
Rolled 3>>22955443COMBAT ENCOUNTER!Rape ogres are here to rape your holes. All of them. Especially the navel!
Rolled 46>>22955443"Were here to stop your evil acts of.... wait, waifus? Sweet, can we come in?"
Rolled 60>>22955443Show him your buttholes and tell him your body is ready.
Rolled 60>>22955443Everyone attempts to rape themselves.Has the woman woken up yet?
Rolled 77>>22955443The banana is selling these fine leather jackets and is wondering if you'd be interested in buying any.
Rolled 58>>22955443"We were just wondering if you'd want to sign this petition to ban all video games? You see, they cause violence."
Rolled 68>>22955443grab his dick.
wait, are we now playing the party? I thought we were the GM.
Rolled 34>>22955443Say:Excuse me, do you have a moment to spare for our lord and savior?
Rolled 18>>22955532We are everything. We are life itself.
>>22955494"Excuse me sir, would you be interested in buying one of our fine leather jackets? Please let us in, and we can talk about it's awesome features and pricing"What does the lich do?
Rolled 50>>22955580Over his body as payment.
Rolled 82>>22955580The lich is overjoyed and offers a good dicking for two jackets.
Rolled 64>>22955580The lich is sceptical, but does not want to refuse the Banana.He gives the party a link to his latest eroge kickstarter, determined to judge the qualities of their character by observing whether they donate or not and how much.
Rolled 99>>22955580Bones him.
>>22955661Bones him, how?
>>22954278I love your art, Person
Rolled 56>>22955580The lich invites them in and offers them an opportunity to playtest his latest eroge.
Rolled 34>>22955678With his boner.
Rolled 26He alerts them to the three-headed monkey behind them.
Rolled 18>>22955712My sides
>>22955661>>22955591"Why, yes of course, how does a good dicking for two jackets sound to you?I can bone you real god!"
Rolled 58>>22955730Do it! Have a hot, dirty orgy with the lich right on his doorstep.
Rolled 37>>22955730Over to engage in fellatio with him
Rolled 83>>22955730commence boning.
Rolled 49>>22955730Everyone forces the feminist wizard down in order to get boned by the lich.
Rolled 16, 70, 55 = 141>>22955730Roll for voteRoll the party's anal circumferenceRoll the lich's bone size
Rolled 48>>22955801Anal Circumference is 70.
>>22955696Why, thank you, I make drawthreds from time to time, but I use another trip and artsyle.
Rolled 86>>22955730Say he can bone the feminist wizard if he actually pays for the jackets
>>22955897"Well you see sir, even if it sounds tempting, you must understand that the world runs on money... anyway, we will alow you to bone our captive ady right there as long as you pay us, how does that sound?"
Rolled 60>>22955996"Sounds great!" Proceeds to bone wizard then runs into house quickly.
Rolled 85>>22955996Yes. Insert the lich's penis into the captive lady's vagina and commence copulation.
Rolled 67>>22955996"FUCK NO" and proceeds to bone everyone in the ass.
Rolled 24>>22955996Agree with the banana, but say you want the rest of the party to watch while you bone her
Rolled 29>>22955996The lich is offended by this meager boning offer, he was hoping for an orgy.In an outrage he throws off his robes exposing his be-tentacled lower body! And asks "Have you seen enough hentai to know where this is going?"
Rolled 94>>22955996The lich frowns but agrees and pays you.Little do you know it's rape coins.
Rolled 73>>22955996This is when the feminist mage wakes up irl and protest her character will not be anyone's bitch
Rolled 16>>22955996eat your peas
>>22956074"Alright, alright, here, have a sachet full of... completely normal coins, yeah"Then he slams the door, leaving the adventurers in the cold."Looks like you are getting boned!"You say to your QT3.14 gf"Well, fuck"Says Pete."At this rate we aren't defeating this asshole lich!"
Rolled 62>>22956416Fuck Pete. In real life. While singing Spooky Scary Skeletons.
>>22956416Don't roll by now, let's see where we can get from here.
Rolled 3>>22956416The coins grows dicks and starts raping the party.
Rolled 90>>22956416Break the door down and tell him it's goofy time.
Rolled 52>>22956416The banana started to rape the door until it fall apart
Rolled 84>>22956416The QT3.14 gf tries to use her cellphone to be free from this madness.She haven't rolled for anal circumference!
>>22956499>>22956483Suddenly, the store's gaming room's door slams open!"Alright, alright, what the hell is going on here!? Ya dun goofed lads!"Looks like while you weren't paying attention, your QT3.14 gf was texting a friend to call the police, holy shit.
Rolled 66>>22956934Time to channel the charming banana and smooth this situation over.Rolling for charisma.
oooh interesting, universe split into two time lines.Dis gon be gud.
Rolled 71>>22956934black magic
Rolled 59>>22956964>>22956934Roll for this
Rolled 76>>22956934"Nothing officer we are playing a perfectly normal game of FATAL. My QT3.14 gf is just being into character of the damsell in distress. Wanna play with us?''
Rolled 29>>22956934Whip out ye olde +2 dick of reaching.Threaten the pigs to put down their guns and slowly back away or BY THE GODS I'LL USE THIS
Rolled 89>>22956934rape the police.
Rolled 55>>22957053This cheeky cunt.
Rolled 24>>22956934Let the police join the current gaming session. Give them each their own player character.
Rolled 71>>22956934Silently hand them two empty char sheets and pens. Today's Tuesday.
>>22957053Well, it was inevitable that it would end like this...
Rolled 29>>22957053Oh dear god I roll to negate this roll for the good of banana
What is everyone rolling on?or are we just rolling then pretending thats the answer
Rolled 36>>22956934Quick! Distract them with your donut!
>>22957241We roll to decide what happens next
Rolled 28>>22957216same here
Rolled 8>>22956934Invite the cops to play with you. They accept.
>>22957313>>22957245>>22957216>>22957090admit it....you knew it would come to this.
Rolled 93>>22956934Calmly close the door again and continue the session.
>>22957334Everyone is a rapist.
>>22957369I'm afraid it might be too late for that...
Rolled 72>>22957386Laugh at their guns with all your might, for they have no triggers.
Rolled 26, 99 = 125>>22957386Throw the dice at the cop in an attempt to disable them. Rolling for how damage we make with them.
Rolled 93>>22957386"Hmm...Looks like FATAL is not your cup of tea. How about this?"Take a box from under the desk."Do you Catan, officers?"
>>22957053>>22957041"Nothing officer we are playing a perfectly normal game of FATAL. My QT3.14 gf is just being into character of the damsell in distress. Wanna play with us? You can be a little girl, if you know what I mean...""Looks like another case of evil satanic cultists playing roleplaying games and raping innocent women, guys! The media is gonna love this, put the hands where we can see them and don't try anything funny!"
>>22957453Well fuck, does my roll still count? >>22957434
Rolled 66>>22957453Throw smoke bomb you had on the back of your belt and steal guns and force them give you head.
Rolled 12>>22957453Put your fingers in your nose and threaten to shoot satanic boogers at them if they don't put the guns away.
Rolled 9>>22957453You ignore the cops and continue playing.
>>22957468I think so, yeah, let's wait a few minutes, but I think that you are winning this one.
Rolled 5>>22957453warn them about the time bomb behind the counter rigged to explode if the fun level in the building drops beneath "meh".
>>22957504Eh, I'm expecting a rape roll of 99
Rolled 56>>22957453They dare to ruin our gaming session! Put on our Lucha mask and start showing them our wrestling skill!
>>22957434THIS>>22957427AND FUCKING THIS
Rolled 99>>22957453I whip out my Yugioh cards and challenge them to a duel, winner takes all
>>22957525>>22957539Well... At least it wasn't rape.
Rolled 96>>22957539And now we wait for the rape roll of 100.
Rolled 54>>22957539Oh my fucking sides..Counter this and whip out Pokemon cards for a pokemon battle
Rolled 78>>22957453>>22957539Going for the 100One of the group rapes the chair, effectively confusing the cops so that the rest can sneak up, disarm, and rape them.
Rolled 79Looks like it's time to d-d-d-d-d-duel!
Rolled 64>>22957453godammit, I told you to rape the fucking police
Rolled 1>>22957539Ok, this went silly since FATAL popped up, but...I'm throwing a "coin", if we get a 1, the cop accepts the duel, if we get a 2, he gets serious.
Rolled 64>>22957676Fuck yes.
>>22957676TIME TO DUELBELIEVE IN THE HEART OF THE CARDS DM
Rolled 54>>22957675He's going to get raped, in yugioh.
Rolled 2>>22957676Oh wow...Well, I'm back to drawing.
>>22957676Time to pull out our duel disk....!
Rolled + 5
Rolled 93>>22957676Out of nowhere I take out the worst cosplay get-up ever beheld by mortal eyes.Using season 0 yami yugi cheating tactics to win the duel and consequently mind-crush everyone's minds into a hallucinatory world of the boardgame.
So since we've reached this level of silliness - holographic monsters or real monsters?
Rolled 94>>22957724But rather than a Yugi costume, it's Shobu!
Rolled 6>>22957759OH MY WAT
Rolled 29>>22957724"I'll warn you officer, this is not you usual game, this is a Shadow Game!">>22957759Fuck that anime
Rolled 24>>22957759Rather than Shobu, it's Mai VAlentine!
Rolled 67>>22957706not good enough
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 5This is how you 5
Rolled 63And then we got so random that DM gave up.The end
>>22957952I hope not, I just rolled a 99 and 94 for you guys!
Rolled 2>>22957539>>22957724>>22957759What if I... challenge you to a duel?
Rolled 2>>22957980Ok son, but i gotta tell ya...
Rolled 2>>22957995I'm no ordinary duelist!
Rolled 4>>22958009IT'S TIME TO D-D-D-D-D-D-DUEL
Rolled 41>>22958009My sides
>>22958009WHAT A TWIST
Rolled 1>>22958009It's on!Now, i want ideas for how to run this tournament, higher roll doens't get chosen, but simplest method does.
Rolled 58>>22958009IT'S TIME
Rolled 13>>22958009Freak out because the concept of pupils is so utterly alien to us.
Rolled 73>>22958031We bluff like mad until we get Exodia.
Rolled 62>>22958031DM takes 5 card, it's Exodia.
Rolled 33>>22958031activate our trap card
Rolled 79>>22958031If we win, the police lets us go and he allows us to rape him. If we lose, we buy them donuts for a week
Rolled 43>>22958031I summon a card face down and end my turn
>>22954278Person is a friend of mine and is talking to me on Skype, you should of seen his comments about yesterday....He never expected it to go this way.
Rolled 55>>22958104welcome to /tg/, never expect us
Rolled 10>>22958031We roll d10, you roll 7d10. Think on risk. We compare rolls, higher rolls wins, which represents a turn in the game. Whichever side gets more win rolls, wins the game. Oh, yeah, we describe our cards and comboes with each roll. Yeah, it can be stupid.Oh, yeah, this roll for placing the 7 of spades on the board.
>>22958104well clearly having expectations in the first place was the first step to on the road of disappointment.
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 5>>22958031I summon DARK MAGICIAN And attack first turn.
Rolled 79>>22958009We roll 1d100, you roll 1d100Higher one is winningLower one may roll 1d2: if 1 -> Trap card activates and we go back to step one.If 2 -> lower one loses.
>>22958109The chances of FATAL being rolled.... Then the other requests. >>22958162True. I did warn him in the past!
Rolled 93>>22958196Sounds good to me, let's do this!(I guess I'm playing for the cop, and you as the DM, right?
Rolled 83>>22958297I Summon.... kuriboh? Fuck.
Rolled 66>>22958297Holy crap.Rolling for DM
>>22958297Yes. It's time to D-D-D-D-DUEL
Rolled 13>>22958297Yup, we are the DM.Also, rolling for tapping black lotus, we use the mana to summon garkago dragon and synchro it with our dark magicianHoly shit! You rolled a 93, is over, guys.
Rolled 5>>22958331I summon... EXODIA
Rolled 80>>22958341>Rolled 13>>22958342>Rolled 5Face it, guyz, the Gods of Dices are telling we lost this match.
Rolled 13>>22958297You've activated my trap card!
Rolled 87>>22958331Damn, that was close.I guess you now have to roll 1d2 to see if the trap card activates.
Rolled 22>>22958362We haven't lost! I believe in the heart of the cards!
>>22958297I attack your life points directly!
Rolled 46>>22958297I place my trapcard, magic card and I summon a monster facedowwwnn
Rolled 2>>22958384 Man fuck the heart of the cardsrolling for trap card.
I summon BLUE EYES WHITE DRAGON
Rolled 82>>22958402Genius!We rape the heart of cards.
Rolled 1>>22958381We activate the trap card Sudden Equipment that allowed us to equip monster from our hand! We equip Dark Magician Girl with Bikini!
Rolled 86>>22958384>Rolled 22>>22958402>Rolled 2Yeah, we are pretty fucked.
Rolled 61>>22958297I summon Donuts.
Rolled 90>>22958418GODDAMN IT
Guise wat is happenRandom rolls and stuff all over.tickles my balls
Rolled 33>>22958297Hamburger Helper
Rolled 31>>22958297I summon... Blue Eyes White Dragon!
Rolled 5>>22958434This, we have a champion, Blue eyes dragon we choose you!
Rolled 7>>22958297I summon Gun.Then shoot the cop.
Rolled 3>>22958447you're welcome.
Rolled 25>>22958297I cast FIST
Rolled 44>>22958402You know what?I'm giving you guys a second chance, just because.If you beat me in this one, you pick exodia or something and the cop loses.
Rolled 43>>22958515Fuck the heart of the cards, the ball is my friend!Rolling for tapping soccer ball.
Rolled 6>>22958515I cast FIST
Rolled 95>>22958515Summon GUNShoot cop
Rolled 79>>22958515Don't fail me heart of the cards.
Rolled 2, 2, 2, 1, 2 = 9>>229585155d2 to gather the exodia piecesIf all fails, throw the cards at the cops, slicing them in half all ninja-style and shit.
Rolled 6>>22958515You've activated my trap card, black hole.
Rolled 29>>22958515I don't know any other card than blue eyes white dragon and that magician girl. So I guess it's magician girl time.
>>22958540>43HAHAHAHAHA OH GOD, MY SIDES.
Rolled 99>>22958515[Spoiler] Heart of the cards!
Rolled 28>>22958515We draw an empty card and banish his soul into it to blackmail his grandson into playing another card game with us on an idyllic island.
>>22958556Luckily we already had 1 exodia piece in our hand.Huzzah and stuff!
Rolled 51>>22958552>Rolled 95>Summon GUN>Shoot copSomeone said this was a shadow game or something. Does that means we shoot the cop irl, and we are murderers?
Rolled 78>>22958515>>22958540Fuck shit.
Rolled 86Lay down some actual trap cards.And get the field ready for a Jinzo and that skull demon thingy.
>>22958573THE CHOSEN ONE
>>22958573THE GREAT RAPENING IS UPON US.This can only end well.
Rolled 33>>22958515We summon a little hairy ball in his face.He'll never see it coming.
Rolled 477>>22958515Meanwhile the QT3.14 gurl is so turned on by the masculine throw-about of cards that she decides to whack the cops on the back of their heads, taking them out.She then walks over to our heroes for a well-deserved makeout session when she slips on her own cunt-juices and falls unconcious.>THE GAME CONTINUES WITH 3 PASSED OUT PPLS ON THE FLOOR
>>22958573After all these rolls, I am kind of disappointed we won with a exodia. Still, a victory, is a victory.And so, back to our fatal game session.
>>22958573BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!With a flash of light, You summon Exodia, and everyhing banishes for a second...
Rolled 80>>22958955Time to claim our price:The Police is going to join our game and preform any sexual acts on us that we do in the game.
Rolled 55>>22958955>That Exodiahow do you expect people to not think of rape when you draw something like that?.Anyway you mindcrush the policeman and continue your game.
>>22958973We rape QT3.14 gf with the help of our anakim dc80 escape artist.Oh, on the game we keep talking to the lich.
>>22958955When the light fades away you realize that you are... floating, in clear white nothingness...You suddenly hear a voice"Hello"No rolls here, let the magic happen
>>22959057"What happen...? Where am I?"
Rolled 59>>22959057You rape the white nothingness.
Rolled 26>>22959057Thrust hips in general direction of voice.
Rolled 42>>22959057"Damn cocaine smoothies man"or then it was all a dream.
>>22959057Dude, where is my car?
>>22959057Thrust hips in general direction of voice.
>>22959057Hi.You got a character rolled up?Can't include you into the game without a character sheet, you know.
>>22959077>You rape the white nothingness.>>22959087>>22959098>>22959111>>22959118No rolls here guys
>>22959155The DM said:>>22959057>No rolls here
>>22959132>>22959110>>22959098>>22959087>>22959077"What the... What is this? Who are you...? Friend Computer? Is this because of the drugs, or... maybe you want to join our game? Well, I should tell you that you should get your character sheet done first... And quickly, we were in a quest of rape.""Oh no, no, it's nothing like that, we... we wanted to contact you"
Rolled 68>>22959223"No please don't abduct me! I still have so much to try to dry hump!"
Rolled 84>>22959223Well, what the hell do ya want?
>>22959223Oh, did you finally got my emails? I was expecting for so long for this chance. Now, tell me, why the fuck you were the second at charge if you were the most intelligent and logical guy in the crew?
>>22959223B-b-but I just got my qt3.14 GF!! Don't eat my soul!
Rolled 38>>22959223Rolls here?Seeing noone around, take off all clothes.It feels good to be nekked.
>>22959223No offense, but I think Zero G and my lunch are having something of a disagreement right and now and I'd prefeBLAAAARGHARGLEGARGLE
>>22959223"It is about my hentai collection in my PC? I can't help that I have strange fetish..."
>>22959334>>22959318>>22959307>>22959295>>22959253"Well, what the hell do you want? Is it that I'm officially a wizard, or... oh, shit, I'm being abducted right? Fuckfuckfuck"You keep trying to somehow swim out of there."No, please, we don't mean any harm, please calm down"
>>22959425Nah, rolls will be needed when I say so.
Rolled 99>>22959473I still think we'll get probed.
>>22959473Well, what do you want? Make it quick, I have a anal circumference to roll for.
Rolled 61>>22959473Dungeon master plotting something
>>22959473"Ok but... I really need to get back soon. I'm gonna get laid after this game.
>>22959499>>22959473>22959499>Rolled 99IT'S TZEENTCHPANIC
Rolled 79>>22959473Would you like me to give you fellatio?
>>22959499>>22959510>>22959523"I don't feel like getting probed, so what do you want then? Make it quick, I've got some anal circunferences to roll for... hell, I may even get laid!""Well you see.. WE, are the dice gods, and as we hope you may understand, we are spreaders of chance, and chaos... You have pleased us well, and we might to give you one favor if you accept to be our... paladin, in some way.
Rolled 41>>22959688Only if you let me bone you in the ass.
>>22959688"Sounds tempting, can I roll for my answer?"
Rolled 57>>22959688Nope, I just wanna roll anal circumference.
>>22959688"You mean like Grey Knight Paladin or DnD Paladin?"
>>22959688One favor...?Becoming a paladin in return...?Ask about side effects.
Rolled 92>>22959688do we have to stay a virgin?
Rolled 48>>22959688Only if I get a big purple dildo instead of a mace to whack shit with.
>>22959688Only if I get awsome powers. Like a beam attack.
>>22959688>>22959711>>22959720>>22959725>>22959737>>22959746>>22959764"Sounds tempting, but what do you mean by paladin? Do I get to bone something? Can I keep rolling for anal circunferences? Are there any side effects?""You will just have to keep doing what you do, roll the dice in our name, the dice gods, and we will grant you one wish in this very moment, but there is one condition""What is it...?""You must remain pure""You mean pure, like, virgin?""Yep"
>>22959746>Make a contract with me, and ill grant you a wishAny wish?>Any wish...Well since im taking a taste of the poison, I might aswell lick the bowl clean
Rolled 28>>22959867No, fuck you and your paladin shit!I need some pussy!
>>22959867"I wish to cancel the purity condition"
>>22959867Can I still fap to /d/? If yes then it's all okay. Also what kind of virginity? Can I still get fucked in the ass by my futa QT3.14 gf?
Rolled 83>>22959867I wish to be able to grant my own wish as often as I wantYour move.
>>22959867You seem to be weirdly precise with your actions and conditions for a god of randomness.I think you're shitting me.
>>22959867I use my one wish to cancel the purity condition
Rolled 42>>22959867I wish to be able to grant my own wish as often as I wantYour move.
>>22959867I wish to become a magical girl!Our magic and attacks will be dice based.
>mfw i realize i rolled two of the party members
>>22959938sorry double post, had connexxion errors
Rolled 22>>22959888lets go magical girl, BUT!only magical girl powers, with the outfit, the beams of light and all that shtick. no actual transformation. just some overweight DM guy in some magical japanese school uniform, waving around a moonstone scepter/dildo
>>22959938>>22959926>>22959923>>22959922>>22959908>>22959902>>22959896>>22959893>>22959888"Even if we can't stop you from doing it, your wish will be removed, with any other event that it unchained, as soon as you make any sexual contact with any other being, you are free to choose whatever you feel that is right"Whatcha gonna pick, /tg/? Wanna roll?
Rolled 27>>22960046I wish to become one among the Gods of the dices.
Rolled 29>>22960046Let's go full magical girl.
Rolled 10>>22960046I wish for a horse cock.
Rolled 18>>22960046Magical girl!
>>22960031So basically a flabby version of this zombie?
Rolled 122221075>>22960046Make the infinite wishes wish-> wish that this wish cannot be removed by any entity-> wish sexual contact with dice gods
Rolled 100>>22960077>>22960087Reroll, damn!
Rolled 48>>22960046I wish to transported to my own setting I wrote when I was thirteen. I want to spawn there as a catgirl sorceress
Rolled 30>>22960072>>22960077>>22960078>>22960087Shit roll round. I say we wish for our own giant mecha dice.
Rolled 57>>22960031rerolling thisa guy getting magical girl powers by playing FATAL.best superhero or best villain?
Somebody please get this into the archives.
>>22960107Yep. We had a good run
>>22960107Holy shit!We go full magical girl!
Rolled 78>>22960046Wish that everyone everywhere has to say -desu at the end of every sentence-desu
Rolled 60>>22960046I wish to wake up right when exodia was summpned, and never know of this encounter.
Rolled 84>>22960365Third this.
Rolled 77>>22960365I second this, fuck magical girls.
Rolled 18>>22960365I fifth this, to heck with stupid ass dice niggers.Back to rape.
Rolled 30>>22960365Fourth this.
>>22960107Magical Girl Dice MagicaAlso called MGDM or Magical (Girl) DM for short.
Rolled 8>>22960365I number six this. We already have a magical girl quest for fucks sake.
Rolled 60>>22960365Nope. We mahou shoujo now.
>>22960411>>22960417>>22960429>>229604343 2 5 44chan once again proves it cant count
>>22960365Oh, please, we have enough motherfucking magical girl quest, for once, let out of this maigcal shit and waifu.Raping 13ft.g whatever is ok, though
Rolled 98>>22960459There was this second guy who didn't roll, so I guess he jusr deleted his post and rolled.
Rolled 53>>22960485that was adding up to the count by the way.
Rolled 86>>22960480Maybe person will have the dice say that it's impossible or some shit?That'd work out.
Rolled 53How about being a magical fa/tg/uy then?
Rolled 16>>22960480No magical girls. No one wants Mahou Shoujou ai but that one guy
"Very well then, it shall be done, carry on, paladin, even if you... well, will never know you are actually our paladin, or whatever.""Sure, whatever"I was about to keep it magical, even if it didn't really sound that good to me, but seeing how things are going...
>>22960606I-I'm not alone! There are at least two others!
Rolled 21>>22960627Thank you.
Rolled 67>>22960627Continue on to sexing up your qt3.14 gf soon to be qt3.14159265359 Wife
Rolled 58>>22960627Hand the cops their character sheets and viagra, the raping commences.
Rolled 8>>22960627>I was about to keep it magical, even if it didn't really sound that good to meOh, thank you, you are making this among the finest quest threads ever!So, we still have a wish, so... We wish everybody in the rpg gaming community is force to play fatal at least once every month.
>>22960627I suppose that's fine with me. At least I've got a sweet sweet 100!
Rolled 81>>22960702Our wish was to not remember the encounter with the dice.Effectively does nothing except we'll remember it if we have sex.Oh, and my vote goes for: >>22960684 Let's remember that shit soon.
Ok guys, that's bedtime for me.It's been great fun, never expected to get my first quest thread like this.I love you, see you on... wednesday, I believe, same time same place.
>>22960743oh, that is kind of disappointing. So... back to fatal, kidnapped qt3.14 gf and defeated cop. Is rolling for anal circumference time!
Rolled 85>>22960627Hand the police their character sheets, Let's roll for what they make.
Rolled 1>>22960784Ow.Well good night dude1d2=1 says you're dreaming of FATAL
>>22960795Sure, somebody archive this, and while the thread is alive, roll for the cop's characters, there are three of them, make those individually.
Rolled 70>>22960820It begins again.
Rolled 5>>22960839The dueling cop's character is Kenshiro.
>>22960839See ya, DM, you are an awesome person!>>22960784>I love you, see you on... wednesday, I believe,(Pic related)
Rolled 30>>22960839Cop 2 plays a lesbian whorebag Beholder by the name of LoveRay
>>22960839>roll for the cop's charactersOne of the cops plays a shota trap, trying to inject his rape fantasy and domination fetish every other scene. He calls his character, Pico.
Rolled 51>>22960839One of the cops plays a male dressed in pyjamas with a horse dick.
Rolled 5>>22960909Crap, rolling again.
Rolled 46>>22960839One of the cops plays a Sorceress who is a sassy black lady.
Rolled 14>>22960839The dueling cop is a pacifist Akuma
Rolled 91>>22960839Roll for the cops being the lichs bitches.
Rolled 6>>22960839One plays as Elminster who can only cast spells that go horribly wrong.
Rolled 78>>22960839One cop plays a high level thief who steals peoples morals.
Rolled 37>>22960839One of the cops plays a bard who looks and acts like Prince.
Rolled 76>>22960954Hey, one of them is the lich' bitch, but leave the people roll for the other two.Also, one the cops want to play a mary sue char, pic related.
Rolled 80>>22960940Rolling one more time for sassy black lady.
Has this been archived yet? It would be a shame if OP never got to see the character rolls because the thread got lost.
>>22961109I will do it, if soemone can explain me, please, how to do it.
http:// chanarchive org/4chan/tg/67032Did itMy arm hurts. Chanarchive is always good fappin
Rolled 36>>22961401What.That aint suptg.
>>22961481I must be stonedhttp://suptg thisisnotatrueending com/archive/22954278/How about this then?