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ya know, the frito-lay people can go to hell. why do they put red dye in their damn hot fries? bastards. now my fingers are all stained. oh well.

Archive here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Strike+witches+1989

And there's a character sheet/summary here, if you'd rather skip the archive binge: http://pastebin.com/zFxWNup1

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One of these days, maybe one of these days soon, one of the girls is going to stumble across your little hiding spot, you think to yourself, sipping your coffee. And once that happens, you won't really be able to enjoy it anymore- because the secret will be out, and the parade of 'visitors' will be unending.

At least, you're reasonably sure. Though so far it seems like, for once, you're not everyone's favorite person- Slider and the twins have managed to, in a very short time together, become the terror of everything prankable, and as it happens, Ice and Katsumi get along surprisingly well. Ayumi and Rosalie seem to get along as well, and have appointed themselves as the cooks of the house until someone else gets assigned here. It's not bad, but you're starting to tire of the unending cycle of Japanese and French food. You still wonder how they manage to keep in ingredients.

Down at the airfield, a quartet of hornets- survivors from the Kitty Hawk's wing- roll onto the runway, their harpoons signaling another antiship patrol. You shake your head at that- no soviet shipping has been seen since you hit their base at Shemya. The Montana's battle group is in Norton sound, providing fire support for the advancing army elements with her big guns and the tomahawk missiles from her escorting cruisers. The IJN battle group, meanwhile, is already exiting the Bering sea, headed south to support the IJNLF and IJA on the Sakhalin and Kamchatka fronts.

1/2
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You sigh to yourself when you hear the roof hatch bang open- they've finally found you. Well, Merlin knew where you were all along and it could always be her, you think.

“So this is where you've been going.” Katya's voice drifts up from behind you.

“Guilty as charged.” You say with a chuckle. At least it's not Slider or the twins. “Come up to stargaze?”

She shakes her head as she takes the lounge chair next to you, eyeballing the heavy sleeping bag you've cocooned yourself in. Grinning, you reach down and hand her the other one from next to you- you'd planned for this eventuality.

The faint blue glow of magic surrounds her after she climbs in the bag you've just tossed her- it's cold up here, after all. Her magical radar antenna array appears seconds later, causing you some alarm.

“Trouble?” You ask, ready to leap out of your nice, warm bag and haul ass down to the hangar.

She laughs lightly. “If there was trouble, do you think I would be so calm?” She asks.

“Good point.” You say after a short pause. “So what is it then?”

She thinks for a second. “I am trying to tell my family I am safe.” She says, quietly.

[] “You can do that?”
[] “I hadn't thought of that. Can I help at all?”
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>>22865866
>[] “You can do that?”
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>>22865871
>[X] “You can do that?”
>[X] “I hadn't thought of that. Can I help at all?”

BOTH
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>>22865871
[x] You can do that?

Dem sparkles, man
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>>22865871

[X] “You can do that?”
[X] “I hadn't thought of that. Can I help at all?”
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>>22865871
[X] “I hadn't thought of that. Can I help at all?”
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>>22865866
[x] “You can do that?”
[x] “I hadn't thought of that. Can I help at all?”

>whynotboth.jpg
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>>22865871
>[x] “You can do that?”
Also
>IJNLF
Took me a moment, then I remembered.
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>>22865919
Supported.

Also a question about Rosie: I is she US AF or French AF?

>CAPTCHA: personf working
Yes, Ghost is working for us.
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>>22865871

>[] “You can do that?”
>[] “I hadn't thought of that. Can I help at all?”

Both. "Tell them fronk says hi."
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>>22866013
She's French AF. But since France is NATO she actually has more reason to be here than the Japanese.
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>>22866013

French Naval Aviation. Aéronavale
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>>22865871

[x] “You can do that?”

And actually, couldn't some loyalist soviet witch be listening in?
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>>22865866

>Kamchatka front
>invading Russia in the winter

this can only end well.
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>>22866075
I really do hope they learned their lesson from the Russo-Japanese War. That is, actually have some goddamn logistics.
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>>22866089

Yeah, good luck with that.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet%E2%80%93Japanese_War_%281945%29
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soviet_invasion_of_Manchuria
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>>22866116
I also wonder if the IJA and IJN still hate each others' guts. Seeing as how they never "lost" WWII, I wonder how their military culture turned out.
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Hey Ghost, is the IJNLF still based out of Kure
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>>22866143
The IJA got their shit stomped in the the Martian War. The IJN pretty much took over.
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>>22866143
It must be mostly forgotten by now. Since Japan and Russia were allies, they would take great pains not to bring it up. Same with Britain and Germany.
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>>22866143

Given that they never had to renounce war or answer for the many, many atrocities they committed against the Chinese and Koreans, I'm guessing the IJA are still a bunch of pricks.

They also never got the soviet ass-kicking >>22866116 mentioned or the thorough defeat the Americans gave them in the pacific, so it's quite possible they're overconfident.
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>>22866143
>>22866184
>>22866200

See >>22866169
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>>22866169
So basically the IJA is a shadow of its former self.
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[] “You can do that?”
[] “I hadn't thought of that. Can I help at all?”

I also wonder if we'll hear about the Russian witches plus Katya's cousin(?) that army took custody of again.
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>>22866293
Depends, would being imprisoned in Seattle count as a war crime?
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>>22866307
Forcing someone to live in Seattle has to be a violation of the Geneva Convention.
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>>22866369

fuck you, it's awesome here.
Polite sage.
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[x] other! (mixed)

“You can do that?” You ask, surprised. Even growing up with a witch mother- and sister, after a while- you're really not clear on the whole 'magic' thing they do. Just that they grow a tail when they do it.

She nods. “Night witches are really signals witches. We can communicate with each other, sometimes.”

She frowns. “So far, though, I have had no luck in contacting my family.”

You don't like the sound of that. “Can I help at all?”

Katya smiles slightly. “If you have a massive network of spies and informants in Soviet Russia, maybe. Or if you are maybe carrying the booster equipment out of a communications striker?”

You shake your head. “Fresh out of both, I'm afraid.”

She laughs again. “I am not worried- I know they are still alive, somehow. But I do wish I could talk to them. I see the others get mail, and it sometimes makes me miss them, but it is not so bad. I have you and Merlin and Ice and Maverick and the rest as my family now.”

“You know we're not exactly the most... uh... functional family ever, right?” You say, nervously.

She laughs at that, too. “No family is. Americans seem to think they have sole claim on crazy families. This one is no crazier than any other I've ever been in.”

She pauses. “Well,” She amends. “Maybe somewhat crazier.”

Downstairs, you hear the thudding of rapid footfalls, accompanied by muffled yelling and something being smashed.

Katya winces. “Ok, you are right. Much more crazy.”

[] Duty calls. Let's go see what's going on.
[] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.
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>>22866421
[X] Duty calls. Let's go see what's going on.
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>>22866412
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[] Duty calls. Let's go see what's going on.
dammit, who's breaking shit again.
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>>22866421
[X] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.

Fuck it, stay on the roof with Katya, let it sort itself out.

>>22866444
Hey, Seattle is awesome.
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>>22866421
>[] Duty calls. Let's go see what's going on.

Man, what they break now...
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[] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.

Let's collect Katya points for now.
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>>22866421
Duty Calls
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>>22866421
[x] Duty calls. Let's go see what's going on.
Sliderrrrr what are you doing.
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>>22866421

[X] Duty calls. Let's go see what's going on.

As much as I would love more character development for Adorable Cossack 2.0, Merlin's probably starting to worry by now so Frank better make an appearance.
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>>22866421
>[] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.

also, ask her not to reveal our hideout. bribe if necessary
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>>22866412
Yeah, Seattle's great! Constant rain, a Starbucks every block, and getting to watch Ichiro playing for the Mari-- Oh. OH.

At least there's Shadowrun.

>>22866421
Hmm... deal with issues or watch the aurora. On the one hand if we stay the witches will wonder where we were during all this and they'll start looking seriously. On the other hand if we go check we give away that our sanctuary is within hearing distance, plus Fronk might get seen.

On the other hand how many chances do we get to spend alone time with Katya now? [x] Stay
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>>22866421
[x] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.

Nothing is getting us off this roof short of a Soviet attack. Plus we're just asking to get ambushed by Slider and the Twin Sharks.
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>>22866454
I know, I spent some time there. I just enjoy making mouse mad.
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>>22866421
[x] Duty calls. Let's go see what's going on.
Lets see who's in trouble now.
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>>22866421
[x] Duty calls. Let's go see what's going on.
Rassafrassum sparklies breaking all the breakables and being all adorable and shit.
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>>22866510
MY CREAMPUFFS!

(There is nothing more hilarious than watching Mouse get frustrated. Especially at his brother.)
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>>22866421
[X] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.

Watch the aurora, get Katya points, stay out of the trouble. There's no down side.
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>>22866556
Unless Merlin's PTSD is flaring up.

Just saying.
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>>22866579
she knows where we are though
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>>22866579
She's the only other person that knows about our hiding spot. If there's a problem she can find us.
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>>22866579
Merlin knows exactly where we are. She knew all along, she just lets us have our private roof aurora watching time.
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[X] Man lets let others deal with it, time to relax.
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>>22866421
[x] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.

Maximum NOPE
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>>22866421

[x] duty calls

Lets see what the sharks are up to.

I wonder if we can get a request off through Nixon to see if Katya's family can be located and possibly extracted.
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[X]Not our problem, we on break.
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>>22866421
[] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.
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>>22866587
>>22866598
>>22866608
If only it were that easy. When panic attacks hit it doesn't matter if you rationally know you're fine, that you have no reason to be freaking out, you just freak out. I'm pretty sure Merlin knew Frank was just stepping out when he went to talk with the president; that he wasn't abandoning her and he would come back. Didn't matter that she could have asked to accompany him, or asked to be taken to him/for him to come back, she just had an attack. Panic attacks are scary because they kill your thinking ability.
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>>22866421
Call of Duty 47, Call of Slider
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>>22866421

Tiem for Ice moment.

[x] Duty calls
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>>22866735

Exactly this.

You know you're ok and will be ok but you just cant stop the onset of the panic.

trying to resist its effects just makes the shakes worse...
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>>22866421


[x] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.

Screw it. Rest now.
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[X] stay with Katya
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>>22866421
>[] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.
Can't let the tricksters find our hiding spot.
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[x] Man, I really don't feel like moving. It'll sort itself out.

“I'm not going down there.” You say, taking another sip of coffee. “Ice can handle it.”

Katya giggles a bit. “I was afraid, there for a moment, you would want to go down and handle it, and I'd have to protect you from the twins and Slider.”

You laugh at that. “Protect me? I probably could have handled it.”

She looks over at you. “There are three of them and one of you! And the twins know strength-enhancing techniques.”

“Oh.” You say, flatly. “Yeah, good point. Any luck?” You indicate her antenna array.

She thinks for a minute, then shrugs. “Not tonight. Strangest thing, I keep hearing this gibberish. I cannot figure out where it is coming from, and it is very faint. But it is there.”

“Sounds like something for intel.” You say, opening up your thermos and pouring her a cup of coffee while topping your own off.

She accepts the cup gratefully, and winces. “No, I would rather not deal with those people. I do not think it is anything important. Just curious.”

“Above my paygrade, anyway.” You comment, looking back as the roof hatch opens again and Merlin pops her head up.

“Hi Frank!” she says, pulling up her own chair and blanket. “Hi Katya!”

“Hello little Merlin!” Katya says, scootching her chair over a bit, to make room. Merlin, seemingly oblivious to this, plops her chair down on the opposite side of yours.

[] “So, what's going on down there?”
[] “Hey Merlin, know any of the constellations?”
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>>22867224
>[] “So, what's going on down there?”
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>>22867224
[x] “So, what's going on down there?”

"You weren't followed, were you...?"

"By the way, you happen to know any way to boost a signal witch's radio signal?"
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[] “So, what's going on down there?”
[] “Hey Merlin, know any of the constellations?”

BOTH
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>>22867224
>[x] “So, what's going on down there?”
>[x] “Hey Merlin, know any of the constellations?”
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>>22867224
[X] “Hey Merlin, know any of the constellations?”

Let that problem work itself out. Merlin on one side, Katya on the other, life is good.
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>>22867224
[x] “Hey Merlin, know any of the constellations?”
>Katya receiving Martian signals
oh fuck
We, uh, should really insist she speaks to intel about it. They might be able to arrange to get her in touch with her family while she's there.
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>>22867224

[X] “So, what's going on down there?”
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>>22867224
What's going on down there?
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[x] “Hey Merlin, know any of the constellations?”
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>>22867224

>[] “So, what's going on down there?”
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we never got around to giving Katya a proper date did we? Merlin's PTSD ruined our first try
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>>22867224

>[] “So, what's going on down there?”

Really really need her to speak to intel
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>>22867579
you had better not be going where I think you're going with that.
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>>22867602
all I was suggesting was that when we have time take her on a proper date, like we promised her
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>>22867224
Random gibberish over the radio is never good.
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[x] “So, what's going on down there?”

“So Merlin, what's going on down there?” You ask, going to pour her a cup of coffee.

“How much did you hear?” She says, holding up her own thermos. “Coffee is for mornings. Tea for the evenings.”

“Heathen. And just some shouting, something getting broken, and running.” You say.

She makes a face at you. “You just don't know what's good. Anyway, the twins stole Slider's clothes while she was in the shower. Took her towel too. They hid them in Maverick's room, and now Slider thinks Maverick did it.”

“Sounds like fun. So she's chasing Mav around the house?” You ask, looking over as Merlin pours her tea into a mug.

She nods. “Mhmm. And the twins are downstairs getting food, since they always seem to be eating. They don't know I know they did it.”

“Ah. Well, fair enough.” You say. “Wait, if they took her clothes and her towel, what's she wearing, anyway?”

“Well, I guess she wasn't wearing anything at first, but I think Ice made her at least wrap a towel around herself.” Merlin says, then she giggles. “I think she was going to just take some of Ice's clothes, but they don't fit her really well.”

[] “I'll keep it in mind for when I need to buy them frilly underwear.”
[] “So, you know of any way to boots a night witch's power at all?”
[] OTHER! (write-in)
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>>22867733
[X] “I'll keep it in mind for when I need to buy them frilly underwear.”
[X] “So, you know of any way to boots a night witch's power at all?”

Shame, we missed quite a show.
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>>22867733
[x] “I'll keep it in mind for when I need to buy them frilly underwear.”
[x] “So, you know of any way to boots a night witch's power at all?”
[x] "At some point we'll have to tell Slider about the Twins. I would do anything to see the prankster alliance broken."
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>>22867733
>[] “I'll keep it in mind for when I need to buy them frilly underwear.”
dayum gurl
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>>22867733
>>22867750
This.
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>>22867750
changing to this
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>>22867733

>[] “So, you know of any way to boots a night witch's power at all?”

Can we please please please not mention the frill underwear, guys?
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>>22867733

[x] “So, you know of any way to boots a night witch's power at all?”
[x] "At some point we'll have to tell Slider about the Twins. I would do anything to see the prankster alliance broken."
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[x] “So, you know of any way to boots a night witch's power at all?”

I don't think Merlin needs to hear the underwear bit; that and wasn't it obvious that Ice's clothes are too big or too small depending on the witch?

Katya on the other hand may be very forth coming with her measurements.
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>>22867759
Is a sense of humor a completely foreign concept to you?
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>>22867733
>[x] “I'll keep it in mind for when I need to buy them frilly underwear.”
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>>22867778
>Sense of humor
>possibly coming off as a pervert to a girl that idolizes Frank.
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>>22867733
>[x] “I'll keep it in mind for when I need to buy them frilly underwear.”
>[x] “So, you know of any way to boots a night witch's power at all?”
>[x] "At some point we'll have to tell Slider about the Twins. I would do anything to see the prankster alliance broken."

I LIKE IT! ANOTHER!
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>>22867789
>implying merlin doesn't already know that.
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>>22867750
>[x] “I'll keep it in mind for when I need to buy them frilly underwear.”
>[x] "At some point we'll have to tell Slider about the Twins. I would do anything to see the prankster alliance broken."
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>>22867733
>[] “So, you know of any way to boots a night witch's power at all?”
now I'm just seeing a cliche anime transformer/fusion scene where we combine Merlin and Katya into the best night witch ever
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>>22867802
Do this one.
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Say did we ever get around to the gift exchange?
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>>22867733
[] “So, you know of any way to boots a night witch's power at all?”

And no mentioning of the frilly underwear. We haven't given out the presents yet, have we?
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>>22867810
Do they need to hug or kiss first?
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>>22867877
We can Slider's frilly underwear on her.
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>>22867880
MERLIN IS NOT FOR LEWDS
hug...
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>>22867733
[x] “I'll keep it in mind for when I need to buy them frilly underwear.”
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>>22867876
>>22867877
Dunno, we've got to ask Ghost about that as he seems too fond of churning out action scenes at the drop of a hat.
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>>22867894
HA
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Weren't we, you know, not actually giving out the underwear? And wasn't it lacey, not frilly?
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[x] Go ogle naked Slider and Maverick
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>>22867956
second
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>>22867956
We'd only be making ourselves a target.
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>>22867224
>I keep hearing this gibberish.
Martians? or the fungi from yuggoth?
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>>22867981
Indeed!
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Actually, don't we already HAVE a booster?

That equipment they loaded into our X-02.

We plant Merlin in it to boost the equipment, then we seat Katya in it for it to boost her.

It's not like we need the plane to fly to work its electronics suite.
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>>22867924
yea wtf happened to all the Christmas gifts and stuff, weren't we waiting for the girls to get gifts and stuff for us? been plenty of time for that by now i would think
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>>22868070
should work, seeing as our wyvern should have a larger comm suite than a pair of strikers
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>>22868135
I blame the Soviets for stealing Christmas.
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>>22868141

Then we shall just have to MAXIMUM CHRISTMAS

Besides we still have that booze that we never gave our previous crew chief.
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>>22868070
Yeah, we'll have to figure out whether Katya's compatible with the booster, or if it's just keyed to Merlin or something. And then we have to make it work with night witch abilities. If the booster is versatile enough there's no reason this won't work, and it'd be a good experiment. At the very least we learn a bit about our plane.
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>>22868201

It'll work best with Merlin but it'll give a general boost to any witch who sits in it.

I think China Lake said it'll give any ordinary witch the capabilities of Merlin.
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>>22868201
>>22868226
so why not get merlin in it and running it, then have her 'boost' katya in the front seat while using it?
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>>22868242

Exactly what I suggested.
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[x] “So, you know of any way to boots a night witch's power at all?”

“Hey Merlin,” You ask, taking your mind off the frilly underwear joke you were going to say. “Do you know of any way we could boost a Night witch's abilities without using a striker?”

Merlin thinks for a moment. “Well, we'd have to ask mom or grandma, but I think the suite in the Wyvern could do it. You'd have to run the internal APU or hook it up to a power cart though to even start it up though, and we'd have to calibrate the whole thing for someone other than me.”

“So we could?” You ask, delighted to be able to help.

“It depends, really. That whole thing is really new, so I don't know how long it would take to set up for a night witch.” Merlin says. “It took me nearly a week to get it set up for myself, and that was without us having to be on alert like we are now.”

“It is alright,” Katya says. “I am ok for now. Perhaps, though, if we are shifted to a rear area base, we can do that?”

Merlin nods over at her. “I think mom and grandma would love to have it done anyway. They'd think of it as a test of the system.”

Something up in the sky catches your eye as it flashes, visible even against the aurora.

“Oh wow.” Merlin says. “Shooting stars! I didn't think there was supposed to be a meteor shower tonight.”

[] “Make a wish, kiddo. You deserve it.”
[] “It probably isn't. Wonder what it is?”
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>>22868260
[x] “It probably isn't. Wonder what it is?”

Sorry Merlin but those are Martians.
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[x] “Make a wish, kiddo. You deserve it.”

Let her have her fun.
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>>22868260
>[] “It probably isn't. Wonder what it is?”
dirty dumb alium scum
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>>22868260

Shooting stars my foot...

ORBITAL INSERTION

[x] “It probably isn't."
[x] BETTER CHECK IT OUT
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>>22868260
Goddamnit Ghost, martians again?

But, wonder what it is?
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>>22868260

[X] “It probably isn't. Wonder what it is?”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZ_6wOe3tLM

MARS ATTACKS!
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>>22868260
[x] “Make a wish, kiddo. You deserve it.”

Yeah so what they're Martian drop pods full of shock troops, let Merlin feel good for once.
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I see the tin foil hat crowd is out assuming there's a grand martian conspiracy when it's likely just a handful of rebels/prisoners assisting the russians.
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>>22868260
>[x] “It probably isn't. Wonder what it is?”
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>>22868260
[x] “Make a wish ladies, don't see shooting stars very often."
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>>22868260
[X] “Make a wish, kiddo. You deserve it.”

Let her enjoy it, at least for now.
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>>22868260
>[X] It probably isn't.
>[X] We got to tell someone. Could be Martians. We know the Reds have some of their tech.
Fuck you Ghost. I wanted a peaceful thread tonight.
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>>22868313
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>>22868313

Have you considered the possibilities of oh, in the worst case scenario, a launch from Megalith.

Or perhaps since humans have orbital capabilities, Russian Orbital Divers?
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>>22868260
>[x] “It probably isn't. Wonder what it is?”

Yeah, I don't think we're that lucky. Might as well save time and get down to the plane now.
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>>22868345
>Ghost
>peace

that's like a SWQ thread without hijinks or Mouse doing a thread completely sober.
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>>22868313
Well, we have a number of valid clues. Martians shacking up with the soviets; Chatter on the nightwitch band, unexpected shooting stars, etc.

It's not really conspiracy-theory-tier anymore. More like reasonable-possibility-tier.
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>>22868370
ya....I don't like this...
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>>22868370
even so if it's shit to be worried about, it'd come down the pipeline into an alert as opposed to ruining a mild fantasy for speculation.

That and it was just a hand full running some old dreads, not some new fusion of russian and martian tech.

Your logic is going in the direction of "Martians are plotting a massive takeover"
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>>22868260
>[x] “It probably isn't. Wonder what it is?”
Yeah, the Undersea Coalition SAYS they're neutral in this war, but then again, so was the Empire of Japan till one of their carrier task forces helped us mop up a Soviet escort carrier squadron.
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>>22868406

No, the logic is "Martians are involved, and evidence points to either being on the Soviet's side or taking advantage of the Soviet's hissy-fit to pursue their own goals."
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>>22868260
that had better be fucking santa claus bringing christmas
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guys
what if it's not martians
but venusians?
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inb4 this is Fronk jumping at shadows and expecting combat at every turn.

AKA PTSD
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>>22868454
Rynex, plz go.
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>>22868459
>expecting combat at every turn
>in the middle of World War Three
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>>22868476
Have you heard of the term called "Hurry Up and Wait"?
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>>22868459
To be fair to Frank, we are currently on alert at a frontline base in the middle of World War 3.
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>>22868476

Like PTSD doesn't rear its head in the middle of a war mirite?
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>>22868454
>>22868459
>>22868476
>>22868485
>>22868488
>>22868501
guys shut up, it has to be santa bringing christmas
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>>22868512
Lacy underwear for everyone!
Even fronk.
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[x] “It probably isn't. Wonder what it is?”

You sigh, both pissed and sad that the realities of the world you live have intruded, yet again, on one of your all too rare moments of peace.

“Knowing our luck, Merlin, it isn't. Wonder what it is?” You say, slowly standing up.

“I think I will be making a wish anyway.” Katya says, resolutely. “Cannot hurt.”

You head downstairs, leaving Merlin and Katya up on the roof.

Ice greets you when you step into the lounge. “Heya boss.” you say, jerking your thumb back over your shoulder to indicate the windows. “Me and Merlin saw some shooting stars out to the north-east, but there wasn't supposed to be any kind of meteor shower or anything. Know what's up?”

Ice nods. “Yeah. Sorry, forgot to tell you, since we weren't scheduled to fly tonight. The air force shot down a pair of RORSATs, and one of the debris re-entry tracks was over the Bering. That's probably what you saw. There's a good hundred square mile track that's restricted airspace for debris.”

Well, that's a load off your mind, anyway. Man, you swear you're getting too paranoid for this shit.

“Hey Frank!” Slider says, standing up and advancing at you. “So, you wouldn't happen to know who stole my clothes while I was in the shower, would you? Cos Patty SWEARS it wasn't her.”

uh-oh.

[] “You seem to have found them now, so what's the issue?”
[] “Ask the twins.”
[] “Pretty sure it was Rosalie.”
[] “Ayumi did it.”
[] “I think her imperial highness might know something about that.”
[] Point at Ice.
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>>22868696

Use this first as a joke.
[] “You seem to have found them now, so what's the issue?”
Then this right after.
[] “Ask the twins.”
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>>22868696
>[] “You seem to have found them now, so what's the issue?”
Maybe point her towards the twins, I guess
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>>22868696
>[] Point at Ice.
yes
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>>22868696
[x] “Pretty sure it was Rosalie.”

THE FRENCH BITCH DID IT!
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[x] “Ask the twins.”

Break the alliance
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>>22868696
Ask the twins.

No messing with angry Slider.
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>>22868696
[x] Point at Ice

Always the right option.
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>>22868696
[x] “Ask the twins.”

As was agreed on before, we need to break the alliance.
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>>22868696

[X] “You seem to have found them now, so what's the issue?”

COUNTERTROLL FIRST then:

[X] “Ask the twins.”
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>>22868696
[x] Point at Ice.
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>>22868696

[x] POINT AT ICE FIRST. Prank her them confess that it actually IS the twins
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>>22868696
>[x] “Pretty sure it was Rosalie.”

She's Perrine's blood, she's got it coming.
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>>22868696
>[] “Ask GhostDivision.”
stole christmas and now sliders clothes, has your kleptomania have no end?
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>>22868696
[X] “Ask the twins.”
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>>22868792

YESSSSS
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>>22868792

[x] Do this
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>>22868696
>[X] “Ask the twins.”
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>>22868696
>[] “You seem to have found them now, so what's the issue?”
>[] “Ask the twins.”
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[x] "Dunno Slider, been with Katya the whole time."
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>>22868696
>[x] “Ask the twins.”
>"How horrible, preying upon someone in the water. Who would do such a thing?"
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>>22868696


Prank Ice then confess.

Time for ICE tiem.
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>>22868874
>>"How horrible, preying upon someone in the water. Who would do such a thing?"

Delicious allusion ho!
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[X] “Ask the twins.”
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>>22868696
Answer with a JAWS reference.
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>>22868937

"Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water..."??
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>>22868696
[x] “You seem to have found them now, so what's the issue?”
[x] “Ask the twins.”
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>>22868696
[x] “Ask the twins.”
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>>22868696

[x] Point at Ice. THEN confess.
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>>22868696
"Oh come on Slider, don't tell me you really thought it was safe to go back in the water already."
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[x] “Ask the twins.”

Briefly, you entertain the thought of pointing her at Ice. Then you realize that, while it would be fun to watch, eventually they'd figure it out and you'd be an item of interest.

“That's horrible. Preying upon people in the water. Who would do such a thing, I wonder?” You say.

Slider stops, looking at you like you've grown a unicorn horn or something.

“Go ask the twins, Slider. I'm sure they had something to do with it.” You say.

“I KNEW IT!” Slider roars, pivoting on her feet and running down the stairs.

From below you, the sounds of chaos start up immediately.

Ice looks at the stairs, then at you. “You realize,” She says, patiently. “That now we're never going to have a moment of peace as they escalate their private little war.”

“Of course!” You say, cheerily taking Slider's recently vacated spot on the couch, propping your feet up on Ice's lap. “But it's your own fault if you don't have a hiding spot.”

“Speaking of which, were do you keep getting off to anyway?” Ice says, adjusting a bit, but not complaining.

[] “I'll die before I tell.”
[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”
>>
>point at Ice
>"Ask the twins"
THIS
WILL END SO WELL
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>>22869169

>[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”

Ice really really could do with a break sometimes.
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[X] “I'll die before I tell.”
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>>22869169
[x] “I'll die before I tell.”
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>>22869169
>[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”
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>>22869169
>[] “I'll die before I tell.”
oh no you don't, you stole christmas, your not stealing my hiding spot
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>>22869169
Why, you want to join the fun?
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>>22869169
>[x] “I'll die before I tell.”
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>>22869169
[x] I'
I'll die before I tell.
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>>22869169

[x] “Why? You want to join the fun?”
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>>22869169
>[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”
Oh Ice, your chain is so easy to yank.
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[x] “Why? You want to join the fun?”

I don't see how inviting Ice would be bad, that and it'd help in her defrosting.
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>>22869169
>“Why? You want to join the fun?”
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>>22869169

>[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”

Not fair if Katya is the only one who has access. Let Ice get in some alone time too.
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>>22869169
[x] “I'll die before I tell.”

Ice is nice, but that is our own relaxation spot. We found it, we earned it. Ice should find her own.

If we just let everyone up there, it will stop being a place of relaxation since everyone will just file up there all the time.
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>>22869169

[X] “Why? You want to join the fun?”

"That's highly classified, ma'am, but I might be able to share that with you...in return for your silence about it."
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>>22869169
[X] “I'll die before I tell.”

Merlin knows because she's Merlin, and Katya figured it out, we don't reveal our special spot, it'll make it less special.
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>>22869169
>[] “I'll die before I tell.”
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>>22869169
[x] “I'll die before I tell.”
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>>22869169
[x]"Ah ah ah. That's something that I know, and you'll have to figure out."
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>>22869169
[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”

Moar Ice points.
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>>22869169

>[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”

When Ice and Katya both turn up. Hue.
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>>22869169
[x] “I'll die before I tell.”

Ice is alright and all, but she's no Katya
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>>22869287

Very true.

She is so much superior.
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>>22869169
>[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”
esignrl parlor
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>>22869287
She's not a traitorous bitch? I sure hope not.
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>>22869169
[x] “I'll die before I tell.”
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>>22869169
[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”

Delicious Ice
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>>22869169
[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”
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>>22869169
[X] “Why? You want to join the fun?”
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>>22869169
[x] “I'll die before I tell.”
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>>22869169

>“Of course!” You say, cheerily taking Slider's recently vacated spot on the couch, propping your feet up on Ice's lap

>propping your feet up on Ice's lap
>Ice's bare legs


Mmmmmm
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>>22869169
[] “I'll die before I tell.”
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>>22869425
[x] touch fluffy thighs
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>>22869425
If only you'd taken your boots off first
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>>22869169
[] “Why? You want to join the fun?”
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[x] “Why? You want to join the fun?”

Your desire to keep your spot hidden aside, you do understand that Ice is under a lot of pressure- possibly more so now than earlier, since more people's lives are riding on her judgment. It's a lot of load for an eighteen year old, you know- even one that's been academy trained. She's been handling it remarkably well, and you think that Katsumi is helping a lot too. Hell, Katsumi's probably helping more than you ever could- imagine the pressure she must be under!

Still, you've got something, and you can help a little, right?

“Well, I guess if you wanna join in the fun, we've got a tent full of pillows and a space heater in....” You begin, but Ice's look causes you to interrupt yourself with laughter.

“Alright, fine. Here.” You lean in to whisper. “Up on the roof. There's some chairs up there with some of those sleeping bags, the big ones, so you you can stay warm. Keep it on the down low, though. I'd rather not have to go looking for another spot.”

She nods, looking over at you as you lean back again and pointing down at your feet.

“Lose the boots or move your feet.” She orders.

[] “Bah! Fine. I was hungry anyway.”
[] “But muh feet are warm! And my boots are comfy!”
[] “Yes, ma'am.”
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>>22869552
[X] “Yes, ma'am.”
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>>22869469

Then Ice would be tickling fronk!

...actually i'm ok with that.
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>>22869552

>[] “Yes, ma'am.”

Then switch orientation

LAP PILLOW
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>>22869552

[X] “Yes, ma'am...but please keep in mind that location is highly classified.”
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>>22869552
>“Yes, ma'am.”
>thighs
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>>22869552
[x] “Yes, ma'am.”

When Ice says "Jump", we say "How high?".
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>>22869552
Yes Maam!
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>>22869571

Yesss
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>>22869552
>[] “Yes, ma'am.”
And then we turn around, so now our head's in her lap.
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>>22869552
[x] “Yes, ma'am.”

Yes to losing the boots of course, our feet are just fine where they are.
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>>22869552
>[] “Yes, ma'am.”
And then we turn around, so now our head's in her lap.
>>22869581
>wasting time asking "how high"
>not just jumping, and asking how high she wanted later
shiggy
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>>22869552
>[] “Yes, ma'am.”

I have a bad feeling about this but why not.
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>>22869571
>>22869586
>>22869594

[x] DO IT
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>>22869571
thisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthisthis
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>>22869552
>>[x] “Yes, ma'am.
none of this other shennanigans
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>>22869552
[X] “Yes, ma'am.”

I'm not sure what we're doing, but I'm sure it will be fun.
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>>22869552
THESE
>>22869571
>>22869577
>>22869586
>>22869594
GO GO GO
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Lap pillow is uncomfortable for all parties, fucking think with your brains and not your cocks, just take the boots off.
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>>22869665

>Lap pillow is uncomfortable for all parties

srly
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>>22869571
oh god this. make it trolly as possible
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>>22869665
>Lap pillow is uncomfortable for all parties
If your partner has chicken legs maybe
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>>22869665

Has obviously never tried one before.
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>>22869677
>>22869695
i think he means socially
>>
You guys really want Slider and the Shark twins to walk in on a lap pillow?
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>>22869695
Or is your commanding officer. Particularly in a public space.
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[x] “Yes, ma'am.”

she didn't object to the feet entirely just the boots.
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>>22869705
then it becomes a dogpile
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>>22869712
of sharp teeth....
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>>22869552
>[] “Bah! Fine. I was hungry anyway.”
Get hot cocoa.
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>>22869720
And a sex tail.
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>>22869737
>sexy

Where my 'y' go...
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>>22869665
Implying /tg/ thinks with brains when waifufagging is going on.
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>>22869737
I really want to pet that scaly tail.
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>>22869759
you and me both.
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>>22869759
>>22869764
I'll bet Slider gives the BEST hugs.
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>>22869752
>implying /tg/ ever thinks with their brains at all
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>>22869775
she's already proven that.
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>>22869759
Slider is best girl
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>>22869813
>those blues
>those hips
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>>22869813
This is the most convincing argument I have ever seen.

I mean god damn look at dem hips.
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>>22869813
By far the best.
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>>22869813
What's the bar on her uniform mean?
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[x] “Yes, ma'am.”

You carefully retract your boot-clad feet and remove them, twisting to deposit them behind the couch.

As you do so, one of the shark twins- the one with both legs- vaults the couch, flopping down in between you and Ice. Her sister, still panting, simply elects to sprawl out on the floor.

“I... I think we lost her.” She pants. “Who knew she could move so fast!”

“I wonder who told her!” the other breathlessly asks. “and why are we running from her? She's younger than us!”

“And more prone to violence. And she's got that Tail!” the one on the floor says. “I'm pretty sure she's crushed someone with that thing. She knows how to use it too well to not have.”

[] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.
[] This blows. Secure boots, get food.
[] Where is Slider, anyway?
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>>22869939
[X] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.

Hold them down while the wild Slider goes in for the kill.
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>>22869934
Lieutenant Junior Grade. Navy rank.
>>22869939
>legs across witches
>inquire about snake-tailed compatriot
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>>22869939
>[] Where is Slider, anyway?
where's dem hips
>>
[x] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.
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>>22869939
[] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.
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>>22869939
>[] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.
>[] Where is Slider, anyway?

"YO! Slider! They're over here!"

Then leg it once she gets her hands on them.
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>>22869939

[x] This blows. Secure boots, get food. lows. Secure boots, get food.

"Come on, Merlin. Lets go get some chow before She of the Tail decides to look here."
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>>22869939
>[] Fuck it. Legs go across witches
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>>22869939
[x] Where is Slider, anyway?
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>>22869939
[X] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.

Fucks given, none.
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>>22869939
[x] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.
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>>22869939

Dammit. Lap pilllow

[x] Legs go across Ice
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>>22869939
[x] This blows. Secure boots, get food

Time to NOPE the fuck outta here. If the twins are here Slider won't be far behind.
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>>22869939
Fuck it, legs go across witches.
>>
[] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.
>>
>[x] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.
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>>22869939

Actually, grab Ice.

Strategic retreat from the area.

[x] Secure boots, get food.
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>>22869996

She's still on the roof.
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>>22869939
>[x] This blows. Secure boots, get food
LEG IT
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>>22869939

Grab Ice and boots.

GET FOOD AND GET GOING.
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>>22869939
>[] This blows. Secure boots, get food.
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>>22870031
>>22870043
I'm good with taking Ice and exiting the combat zone.
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>>22869934
Quick rundown of USN rank insignia (officers, USN enlisted rank insignia are a clusterfuck):
Single gold bar: Ensign
Single silver bar: Lieutenant Junior Grade (Lt. JG)
Railroad tracks: Lieutenant (Lt.)
Gold oakleaf: Lieutenant Commander (Lt. Cmdr.)
Silver oakleaf: Commander
Eagle: Captain
One star: Rear Admiral (lower half)
Two stars: Rear Admiral (upper half)
Three stars: Vice Admiral
Four stars: Admiral
Five stars: Fleet Admiral (rank Inactive Awarded only in times of Congressionally declared war)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_Navy_officer_rank_insignia
>>22869939
>[] Where is Slider, anyway?
>>
[x] Secure Ice, boots, acquire food, retreat to roof

IN THAT ORDER
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>>22869939
[x] Fuck it. Legs go across witches
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>>22869939

Get Ice and Leg it
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>>22869939

Boots in one hand, Ice in the other

RUN
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>>22869939
>[] This blows. Secure boots, get food.

Let's not get caught in the middle of this.
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>>22869939
[x] Fuck it. Legs go across witches
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>>22869939

[x] Secure boots and Ice. FOOD
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>>22869939
[x] Fuck it. Legs go across witches
just sit down and let it all play ouuut.
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>>22869939
>Boots, Ice and foods.
>Also let Slider know where twins are.
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>>22869939

Out out out.

Incoming slider.
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[] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.
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[x] Where is Slider, anyway?

Sharkwitches cannot be trusted yet
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>>22869939

Strategic retreat with ICE
>>
GOD DAMN IT WHY IS THIS GUY SO FUCKING LUCKY, SURROUNDED BY BEAUTIFUL WOMEN AND NOT DOING ANYTHING. FUCK THE LOGIC BEHIND THIS, JUST FUCK IT

[x]FUCK IT, WITCHES LEGS
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>>22870291
FIghter Jet Pilot, and a nice guy.
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>>22870291
We are an Officer and a Gentleman of the United States Navy, and we don't want to get slapped with a Conduct Unbecoming charge.
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>>22869939
>[x] Where is Slider, anyway?
If we move now, we might clear the blast zone in time.
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>>22870291
He is not a shameless horndog. He's not Young either.
>>
Is Slider even wearing a towel now?
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>>22870453

Slider's clothes were in patty's room.

Shes wearing them now
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>>22870489
[x] Slider tackles twins, gives them the tail
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[x] Fuck it. Legs go across witches.

A normal person might let the addition of another witch, one he barely knows, disturb his thoroughly enjoyable lounging on his commanding officer.

Fortunatley for you, you're not a normal person. You're Frank Bishop, and you've been dealing with witches- and their crap, since the day you were born.

Completely without a care in the world, you return to your sideways position, except now your heels don't quite comfortably rest on the far side of Ice. The sharktwin on the couch looks at your legs, then at you, and opens her mouth to say something-

And is interrupted by Slider, putting her hands on the witch's shoulders.

“So! Clarissa! I think we need to have a chat!” She says, her voice happy in that way that makes you terrified.

“A-a chat? Haha, what about Raich? It's not bad is it?” Clarissa says, nervously trying to worm her way out from under your legs and make a break for it. Her sister, meanwhile, is busily booking it back downstairs, her prosthetic leg not seeming to hinder her in the slightest.

“oh no!” Slider says. “It's not bad at all! It's just a demonstration of what happens when certain witches get out of the shower, and all their clothes are gone!”

“Don't do any permanent damage, Raich.” Ice says, sounding bored. “I really don't want to file an accident report and try and explain why our replacement crews got hurt without being in combat.”

“Don't worry, Tabby. Don't worry.” Slider says, soothingly. “They'll never find the body. Frank, Move your legs so she can get up.”

[] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
[] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”
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>>22870698
[X] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”

Nothing interrupts our lounge time, nothing.
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>>22870698
>[] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
we need our cushion
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>>22870696
3lewd5me
>>22870698
>[] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
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>>22870698
[x] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”
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>>22870698
>[x] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
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>>22870698
[x] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
The prey gains flavor as it grows tired. She should chase for a bit.
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>>22870698
[X] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
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>>22870698
>[] Other.
Hey, we're comfy and shes a witch, can't she just pull her from under our legs over the back of the couch?
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>>22870741
>The prey gains flavor as it grows tired.
Actually, running makes the meat tough.
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>>22870698
[x] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
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>>22870698
>[] “All yours, Slider.”
Then return our legs to their rightful place. On Ice.
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>>22870698
>Uh... yeah. All yours, Slide
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>>22870698
[X] "On the condition that you take her place."

These legs need support.
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>>22870698
>>[x] “All yours, Slider.”
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>>22870698
>[x] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
To be honest, trapping Clarissa was a dick move. And Slider is psycho enough to actually do some real harm.
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[] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”

fuck the powlis
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>>22870698

[] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”

Want the lap pillow
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>>22870698
[x] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”

Gotta keep stirring the pot. It's no fun if we don't fight back.
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[x]other
"You know the toll Slider"

proceed to pucker lips
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>>22870698

>[] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”
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>>22870698

[x] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”

Let her be gone.
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>>22870758
Disregarding the fact meat can be tough and tasty at the same time I was referring to the feeling (some refer to as a taste, leave me alone) of success she'd get after chasing them down and catching them.
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>>22870698

[x] all yours slider
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>>22870698
>[] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”
I dont wanna be a part of this
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>>22870698

>[x] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”

Finally. Some peace and quiet.
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queue bruno mars lazy song

[x] NO, proceed to relax

and not a single fuck was given that day
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>>22870698

[x] Feed them to the slider
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>>22870698

[x] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”

Let the slider win.
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>>22870698
>[] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”

"I'm not moving, if you can get her without disturbing me feel free."
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>>22870698

[x] feeding tiem!
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>>22870698

[x] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”

Take the time after that to switch position.

Lap Pillow
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>>22870698
[x] Sorry Slider, I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?
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>>22870698
>[] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
If we do move, lap pillow Ice. We will win this sofa war
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>>22870698
>[] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”

Rather not anger the slider...
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>>22870698

[x] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”
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>>22870698
All yours Slider.
Optional simply remove from under us.
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>>22870698

>[] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”

Sacrifice sharks

acquire lap pillow
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>>22870698
>[] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”
slider must remove the shark as if it were a kebab of some sort
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giver her ice instead.

put a bow on her head and middle chest for good measure.
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>>22871051
>give her ice
why would you give away our potential pillow?
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>all this samefagging

you aren't getting your lap pillow right now fuck off
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>>22871110

>choices I don't like is samefagging
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>>22871110
[citation needed]
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>>22871110
>implying this thread hasn't been nothing but samefagging
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>>22870698
>[x] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
Funnier this way.
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>>22870698
>[x] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”
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>>22871110
>Implying Ghost isn't the only one replying to his thread

Come on me, don't be that way.
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[x] “Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?”

>all this lap pillow shit
Goddamn. I like Ice. I do. But this is a bit silly. You do realize a lap pillow is a somewhat intimate thing, right? Fronk & Ice aren't that close yet. They're friends and squadron mates, yeah, but this goes a wee bit further than that.

Not that anything I say will matter anyway at this point. Oh well, time to watch and wait.
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>>22871223
I'm GhostDivision.
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>>22871223
SHUT UP ME SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
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>>22870698
>"Sorry Slider. I'm too tired to move. Go kill the other one?" Then let her go if/when Slider leaves. PLAY BOTH SIDES AGAINST THE MIDDLE. BECOME TROLL GOD.
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>>22871193
>>22871110
>>22871223
Hypocritical Trolls. I laugh at the poor so who gets their jollies through this. Laugh I say!
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samefagging or not, such bandwagons are discouraging to voters. To be honest, I can't really bring myself to care about this scene so I wouldn't really vote anyways.

One last thing: Isn't it sad, Goose?;_;
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>>22871277
...I did not mean to greentext all of that. FUCK IT.
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>>22871290
planefag pls go
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>>22871295

You would deny her a peaceful day to herself? If she meets up with Frank the others will be sure to follow, and there goes any chance to relax.
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>>22871253
not if its between girls. we are girls aren't we?
AREN'T WE!?

TELL ME FRANK IS A WOMAN DAMNIT
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>>22871302
beat me to it
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[x] “Uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.”

One look at Slider tells you that you really, really don't want to be involved in this. You move your legs. “Haha... yeah. uh... yeah. All yours, Slider.” You say.

The grin she gives you back will give you nightmares for years to come.

“Thank you, Frank.” She says, still far, far too cheerful. “Come on Clarissa. Let's go talk to your sister.”

“Run Alyssia! Run!” Clarissa yells at the top of her lungs. “Don't let my sacrifice be in va- mffff!” She's silenced by Slider's arm dropping into place across her mouth.

“Shhh.” Slider soothes. “Shhhhh. It'll all be over soon enough.”

She drags the squirming witch off by her head, and you look at Ice for a second before returning your feet to their original position.

“Should we do something? Slider's kinda psycho.” You say, worry evident in your voice.

Ice laughs. “No. First, they brought this on themselves, and second, I already know what Slider's going to do.”

“Oh, so you were just messing with them, asking her to not do anything that'd be permanent?” you ask.

Ice laughs again. “What, I can't have fun too sometimes?”

“Good point.” You say, nodding.

[] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”
[] “Ya know, I'd rather not be in here to find out. Gonna go get food.”
[] “I don't wanna know what's going to happen. Me and Merlin will be in the Boneyard.”
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>>22871300
Not a fuck to give?
>>22871302
You think Planefag is the only one who uses touhou reaction images?
HA! stupid anon is stupid!
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>>22871295
your vote matters too, /a/non! fight the powah
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>>22871290
planefag pls
pls planefag
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>>22871295
>such bandwagons are discouraging to voters
I never understood this. A majority of people voting for something because they want it is bandwagoning? And it discourages you from voting because, why? You think your choice won't win? Of course your choice won't win, if the people that think like you, and like the other choice like you, don't vote. It's pretty self-defeating.
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>>22871353
images
names
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>>22871347
>Wot she gonna do guv?
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>>22871347
>[] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”
oh dear
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>>22871347
[X] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”
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>>22871347
>[x] “Ya know, I'd rather not be in here to find out. Gonna go get food.
Get some for Katya and Merlin as well.
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>>22871347
>[] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”
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>>22871347
>[] "Ya know, I'd rather not be in here to find out. Gonna go get food."
Ask if she'd care to join us, then to the kitchen. Maybe we can whip up something MURRICAN. Too much foreign food.
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>>22871347
[x] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”

Morbid curiosity sets in.
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>>22871347

>[] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”
>[] "Wanna grab some chow?"

Lets go grab some food. Together with Ice
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>>22871347
[x] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”

Toastyvision, are you finally embracing the lewds?
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>>22871347
[] “So, uh, what is she gonna do?"
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>>22871368
>>22871359
Stupidest of anons.
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>>22871347
>[] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”
>[] “Ya know, I'd rather not be in here to find out. Gonna go get food.”

I want to know and we need food dammit.
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>>22871353
the image name is the same one as pf uses for that image. Doesn't mean it has to be him, but it could be.>>22871347
>[] “So, uh... what is she going to do? You want anything to eat?"
isn't it pitch-dark outside? Being in the boneyard this late strikes me as a bad idea
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>>22871408
this
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>>22871408
>>22871445
Where do you think I got the image from?

Copied it right from Planefag, kept the name because it dam well fit.
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[] “I don't wanna know what's going to happen. Me and Merlin will be in the Boneyard.”

BONE adventure continues!
we could find a decepticon there! somwhere!
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>>22871347
>[] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”
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>>22871406
gap an elf pls
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>>22871347
>[x] “Ya know, I'd rather not be in here to find out. Gonna go get food.”
Pitch dark in a place with sharp metal edges doesn't sound good.
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>>22871347
>[] “I don't wanna know what's going to happen. Me and Merlin will be in the Boneyard.”
I wanna go check out those cold war jets, bring katya along too
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>>22871328
>TELL ME FRANK IS A WOMAN DAMNIT

I'm sorry, Anon. At 11:55 pm EST it was officially determined that Lieutenant Commander Frank Bishop of the United States Navy was, in fact, a male. You have our condolences for your loss.
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>>22871347
[X] “Ya know, I'd rather not be in here to find out. Gonna go get food.”

No food means no energy.
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>>22871364
I say that as if something is clearly winning odds are a single opposing vote won't change things and a vote for it is useless. I say bandwagoning as image boards tend to lend themselves to a hive mind that follows some trends mindlessly, resulting in nigh-unstoppable bandwagons.

with thist story I'm always wondering if there's waifufagging behind those actions.

[X] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”
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>>22871347
[x] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”
[x] Relax and chill with Ice for a bit. Goddamn.
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It seems we have a lot more people here than usual.
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>>22871513
No, just some anon's being stupidly vocal. leading to a derail, which tends to bloat a thread rather rapidly.
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>>22871494
>waifufagging
oh please, Katya is our waifu
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>>22871540

Nein.

Ice
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>>22871472
Alas, only the best are worthy of witch main characters...

rip in piece, fronk's potential vagina
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>>22871540

I will keep the hope that we will only love the Sky.
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>>22871555
Njet. Slider.
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>>22871577
this guy knows where it's at

in all seriousness though, let us stop the waifu-warring. It doesn't accomplish much
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>>22871600

You know its never gonna stop.
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>>22871600
Good luck stopping it. Once it gets going it takes the thread being killed to stop it.
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>>22871577
I was uncertain at first but I was swayed by dem hips.
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>>22871347
[x] >I don't wanna know whats going to happen. Me and Merlin will be in the Boneyard
Cmon guys, planes.
FUCKING PLAAAAAAAAAANES
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>>22871624
Swayed by the sway?
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>>22871540
>>22871555
>>22871557
>>22871577
The Wyvern is the only girl for us. Especially since the Black Cat died. At least she'll always be close to our heart, right?
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>>22871577
Slider is best girl. Don't know why everyone wants someone else.
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>>22871617

We could scare them away by talking about aerial combat, or politicking.
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>>22871472

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!jedifindingoutabouthisrealfather.jpg.tragedy
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>>22871609
>>22871617
I know it won't ever stop, but it doesn't hurt to try occasionally.
>>22871631
It's too dark and cold outside. needs food and conversation. If we're gonna go outside, we could go back to our hidey spot and snuggle in a non-lewd way with merlin
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>>22871617
That only puts an end to it for a time, it's not a permanent solution. The only way it'll permanently stop is if a winner in announced.

And the way things are looking, it won't be anytime soon.
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Katya x Fronk OTP
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>>22871631
It's dark out and tetanus shots are no fun at all.
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>>22871650
What turn the thread into /k/ or /pol/. No thanks. I'm okay with this.
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>>22871640
Thats a bad joke, and you should feel bad.
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>>22871663
This is true. non-lewd, brotherly cuddling with merlin is acceptable.
Katya included, of course.
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>>22871681
the combat scenes do a good enough job of turning this into a mini-/k/ with stupid ideas like an all A-10 fleet, etc.
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>>22871681
At least that's a more interesting read than which girl has the best body.
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>>22871709
You don't like girls?
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>>22871703
again with the sister-zoning, Keep at it and one day you'll get brother-zoned.
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>>22871709

There is only one raifuru for me.

<3
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>>22871685
I do. Vaguely. Or maybe that's gas. No idea.
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>>22871761
And then Kotters will write something lewd about them. We all win in the end!
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>>22871762
your raifu is SSSSSSHHHHHHIIIIIIIITTTT
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>>22871762
Your image is embarrassingly small. Allow me to help.
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>>22871813
Isn't this that rifle that is known for jamming?
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>>22871762
B-but that's not Sako at all.
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>>22871797
>Lewd Merlin
>winning

you sick bastard. I may support a chaste cute romance with her as it's far too soon for lewds
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>>22871709

Now look what you have done.

>>22871762
>>22871802
>>22871813
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i swear to god guys if you don't stop with this waifufagging i will post jet-chan from hobo quest
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I'll never understand /tg/, ever.
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>>22871832
Sako is a bitch
>>22871852
but we are raifufagging
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>>22871835
Someday we'll make her make this face.

Someday.
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>>22871865

IT IS BEYOND YOUR COMPREHENSION
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>>22871852
>from hoboquest
>not having the threads from /d/ saved

Do you even obscure fetish?
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>>22871837

It got them to stop didn't it?
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>>22871852
Fucking do it.
>>22871865
You aren't supposed to fully understand /tg/
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>>22871882
We already did, twice, all you have to do is give her really good chocolate cake. Nothing lewd about it.
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>>22871852
I would say that this is the wrong place foe HUEHUEHUE but...it is /tg/ after dark
and no one's posted best raifu. For shame!
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>>22871837
Don't look at me. I just can't stand people posting fuck-off small images like that.
>>22871852
Do it. This will be a dramatic reenactment of me giving a fuck.
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>>22871908

Rubbish

G3 Master Race
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>>22871830
Yes.
Lemme give ya the short version. The L85A1 was a POS. Plain and simple. It was overly complicated, broke if you looked at it funny, the mag would randomly fall out for no reason, it liked to double feed, the firing pin was fragile as hell, and it generally sucked. They took it back to the drawing board and made the L85A2, which is a damn fine rifle. But Elle is an A1 because the A1 can be a generic moeblob, and if anyone calls her out on just hiding behind her cuteness for sympathy, rather than trying to improve herself, her fans get butthurt.
>>22871916
>not switching your AUG over for left-handed firing
It's not even hard, that dude's just lazy.
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true waifu
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[x] “So, uh... what is she going to do?”

“So, uh... what's she gonna do?” You ask, suddenly filled with worry all over again. You know Ice isn't taking it very hard- and she'd be just as worried as you if it were really serious. Still, Ice is a lot more tolerant of Slider's antics than just about anyone, and while you're sure she'd step in if it got out of hand, it still might qualify as 'too crazy for this place'.

Ice laughs. “She's probably going to replace every scrap of clothing they own with lingerie. And don't ask were she got it, because I don't know.

From the other couch, Ayumi makes a noise like a strangled cat.

“She's going to do what! That's totally indecent and....” She trails off as Katsumi starts laughing.

“How-how long does she plan on keeping their clothes?” She gasps out between bouts of laughter.

Ice shrugs. “Who knows? Day or two, at least. They won't be outside much, that's for sure.”

“I hope she's not fucking with their flight suits.” You say. “that shit's kinda important.”

Ice shrugs again. “I think she said something about moving those down to the hangar. Or hiding them in your room. I forget which.”

“Riiiight.” You say, switching back to watching the movie.

“Man, This shit is a classic. I'm gonna start quoting it in flight.” You chuckle, earning you a sideways glance from Ice.

“The first time I hear you say you're too terrified for rational thought, I'm going to do unspeakable things to you.” She warns.

[] “Duly noted.”
[] “Suuuure ya will.”
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>>22872021
[X] “Duly noted.”

"Good unspeakable things or bad unspeakable things, I need to know this, for reasons."
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>>22872021

[x] "Yes please"
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>>22872021

[x] “Duly noted.”
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>>22872021
>"Don't tease me like that"
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>>22872040
:)
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>>22872021
Oh really? And will I enjoy these "unspeakable things" you do to me?
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>>22872021
>[] “Suuuure ya will.”
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>>22872021
>[] “Suuuure ya will.”
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>>22872021
[x] Suuuuuuuuuuuuure ya will
Bitch won't do shit to this Commie Killing Ace.
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>>22872021
>too terrified for rational thought
Ghostbusters?

[x] “Suuuure ya will.”

>>22871992
Mind your tongue, heathen.
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[X] “Duly noted.”
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>>22872021
[X] “Duly noted.”

What movie are they watching?
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>>22872021
[x] “Suuuure ya will.”

COME AT ME, BRO
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>>22872078
Ghostbusters.
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merlin did say aircrafts have feels too...
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>>22872021
[x] "What kinds of terrible things?"

WINK. WINK.
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>>22872074

Of course it was ghostbusters.
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>>22872078
Google the phrase "Terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought." ya lazy bum.
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>>22872021
"I am too terrified for rational thought."
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>>22872021
>[] "Suuuure ya will."
Though I am curious on what KIND of unspeakable things...
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>>22872097
Actually changing my vote to this for lulz
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>>22872097
switching my vote (>>22872049) to this
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>>22872097
this
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>>22872097
second
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>>22872102

We should also say: "Define unspeakable."

call her out on her bluff.
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>>22872097
The best
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>>22872097

Oh yes.
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>>22872097

So simple and perfect

Changing from >>22872040
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>>22872097

Make it so.
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>>22872097
You just want Ice to beat up on poor Frank! Why would you want that!
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[x] >>22872097
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>>22872097

Oh Ice, you are so easy to toy with
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>>22872021
[x] yes.
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>>22872215
Wut
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>>22872186
ONLY ZUUL

We much teach the Japanese quality American movie lines.
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>>22872290
I just got this image of the squadron fighting a giant, flying Stay Puft Marshmallow Man and the only way to defeat it is for Fronk to hold it off while the witches cross the stre-oh dear god this just turned into a piss joke. I'm going to sleep now. Fifty hours is too long for me, apparently.
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Great news everyone! They brought Ace Combat to PC!
Awful news everyone! The entry they brought over was Assault Horizon.
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>>22872391
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>>22872391
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>>22872391

Better news.

Top Gun: F-35 Edition has been CANCELLED
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>>22872391
Are you REALLY that surprised?
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[x] Other! (write in!) "I am too terrified for rational thought."

You smile sweetly at her.

“What?” she demands, looking at you and frowning.

“Sorry Ice, I am too terrified for rational thought.” You respond.

Katsumi falls off her seat on the couch laughing at Ice's face.

Your only warning is the characteristic blue glow and muted pop of her ears and tail emerging before she dives sideways and is trying to insert her Elbow into your kidneys.

And you're laughing too hard to do much in the way of defending yourself.

You manage to fend her off, just barely- laughing the whole time. You roll off the couch and on to the floor, and Ice follows, trying to put you into a leg lock.

Kayta clearing her throat causes you to both pause.

You look up to see her standing behind your recently-vacated couch.

“Did we come back in at a bad time?” She asks, carefully.

[] “Katya halp!”
[] “Merlin, Halp!”
[] Other!
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>>22872444
[x]"Katya, Merlin, HALP!"
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>>22872444
>[] Other!
SLIDER HELP
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>>22872444

[x] "Maybe?"

>My trollface is this big
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>>22872444
[x] Other! "Minions! Attaaaaack!"
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>>22872444
Katya, Merlin, help!
Katya and Merlin will assist us! CHARGE!
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>>22872444
"Mommy and daddy were just wrestling."
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>>22872444
[X]Halp!
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[x]"Katya, Merlin, HALP!"
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>>22872444
They are going to team up on us no matter what we do.

May as well roll with it.

>[x] “Katya halp!”
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>>22872470

This is the worst response ever.

Do it.
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>>22872444
...Crazy Ivan the whole thing into Katya and Merlin, then escape in the fray?
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>>22872436
YES!
>>22872437
Not really, it's just that now I have to buy that pile of ass just so they'll be convinced to bring any future games (and perhaps HD remakes of 4, 5, and 0 if that ever happens) to PC as well.
>>22872444
>[] Other!
Oh NOW look what you did Ice! Now everybody knows our secret!
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>>22872444
>>22872444

Katya halp!
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>>22872444
>[] "Halp!"
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>>22872444
tell them to ask Ice
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>>22872470
10/10
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>>22872444
[X] “Katya halp!”
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>>22872444
[X] "I would say you came back at the right time."

I have no idea where this is going.
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>>22872470
I second this. "FAMILY TIME!"
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>>22872470
this
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>>22872444
[x] "I think I might need an adult."
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>>22872444
>[x] “Katya halp! I NEED AN ADULT!"
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>>22872444
[X] “Katya halp!”
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>>22872518
You bastard.

Seconding.
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>>22872470
Do it
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>>22872444

[x] throw pillow at katya while trying to figure 4 ice
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>>22872470

[x]

>i demand blush!!
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>>22872518
>>22872548
I NEED AN ADULT
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>>22872470

Just for the heck of it
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>>22872548

This. I like this.
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>>22872470

Yess
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>>22872470

Yes.
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>>22872470

Ice will jump off like fronk is made of hot coals.

Do it
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>>22872601
>implying ice is capable of blushing
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>>22872705
Ice melting pun goes here
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>>22872470

THis is the worst thing.

do it anyways
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>>22872470
This is the worst response so don't do it. I don't want to lose the few Katya and Merlin points we have remaining.
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>>22872444
"I need an adult"

No need to go ultra lewd.
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>>22872782
>>22872813
depending on the delivery, I'm pretty sure that they'd get that it was just a joke
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>>22871948
>>22871916
>>22871908
>>22871879
>>22871832
>>22871813
>>22871802
>>22871762
Your raifus are all shit.
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>>22872782
Shhh. Is fun time. Put your waifufag hat away.
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>>22872843
>Is retard time
ftfy
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>>22872838
Mosin is a dude by (implicit rather than explicit) Upotte rules. Internal mags are male, judging by the only two male guns we see being M1 Garand and Springfield 1903.
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>>22872860
Shh. It's okay now. No tears. Only fun.
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>>22872886
archival pls
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welp so much for this avoiding SWQ-levels of retard.
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>>22872914
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>>22872935

We're not even there yet.
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>>22872935
We're not even close to that yet.
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>>22872881
And that is actually historically incorrect. The Mosin was/is most often referred to by the russian soldiers that used them as Mosinka. -ka being the female diminutive suffix.

So, really, Mosin is a she by historical and linguistic basis.
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>R: 537 I: 58
Yeah...
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>>22872963

So its a trap.

I CAN FAP TO THISSSSS
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>>22872963
So Mosin is a trap, then. That would explain "her" massive "bayonet".
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fuck there points i want a date with our plane.

with merlin translating for us.
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>>22872981
Page 8 also, I believe.
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>>22873006
>make little sister Merlin translate a date between us and our plane
Dude...that ain't cool
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>>22873006
>merlin translating for us.
Merlin talks to her. Listens to her. Consoles and comforts her. Merlin talks to the Wyvern about her likes, dislikes, what mixture she likes in her engines.
What do we do? We just take and demand from her.

Face it, anon. We're just the Wyvern's pilot, but Merlin is the one that the Wyvern actually understands.
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>>22872981
>>22873020
time for archive and new thread?
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>>22873059
also, when the fuck are we going to exchange our christmas gifts?
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[x] Other! "Mommy and daddy were just wrestling."

“Nah- oof- nah.” You grunt. “Mommy and Daddy were just wrestling.”

Ice pauses at that. And Katya doesn't look real sure of what she heard.

“W-what?” Merlin asks, from behind Katya.

“Mommy and daddy were just wrestling, Merlin.” You repeat, grinning like a maniac.

Ice responds by twisting your legs into some unnatural formation. “Isn't that a bit premature, Frank?” she coos sweetly.

“Ow ow ow! Hey! You were supposed to be so surprised by that I could get away!” You protest, suddenly aware you're at a huge handicap here.

Ice laughs. “Hah! As if I'd let it be that easy!”

“Katya! Help!” You beg, reaching out one arm towards her.

She looks down and grins. “I do not think I should intrude on mommy and daddy.” She says. “Little Merlin and I will use your couch though.”

“Merlin!” You cry. “Merlin we're crew! Ya gotta help!”

Merlin looks over at you, her eyes wide. Katya puts one hand on her shoulder and Merlin smiles, sadly. “S-sorry Frank,” she says. “I don't think I should get involved. I'm too small and fragile!”

“See Ayumi?” You hear Katsumi say. “This is why I told the admiralty board and my father we'd be staying here. These people know how to have fun!”

“Could someone please help before she twists my legs off at the knees?” You groan, trying to pivot out from under Ice with no luck.

“Asking for help? Shameful display!” Katsumi giggles. “Though, when Rachel comes back, I suspect she'll join in.”

Oh crap, Slider and Ice.

1/2
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>>22873080
Fuck this. Needs to happen.
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“So, what is it exactly you're trying to make me do, Ice?” You ask, rolling sideways and trying to get your back to something.

“Suffer for saying corny movie lines!” She says. “Her majesty already does it and one is bad enough!”

Katsumi stands up, feigning outrage. For once, you think you see the ghost of a smile cross Ayumi's face. “You dare dishonor the sacred practice of quoting movie lines?” She roars, diving across the coffee table. “Banzai!”

Her tackling Ice buys you the time you need to get away, finding another couch and sprawling out across it, occupying the whole thing.

Ice and Katsumi thrash around for a while, before both standing up, dusting off, and bowing to each other. Ayumi laughs at that- softly and not for very long, but still- and Merlin and Katya both clap.

“We shall have to spar some day, Tabitha.” Katsumi says, re-occupying her place on the couch next to Ayumi. “You strike me as someone trained to fight.”

Ice nods. “Since I was about four. It would be an honor.” She says, picking up your legs before sitting down and dropping them back on her lap. You think you catch Katya glaring out the corner of your eye, but you're not sure.

Turns out, the sequel to the movie is nowhere near as good, and you fall asleep somewhere about half way through. Pink empathic slime, indeed. Bah!
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>>22873094
>Asking for help? Shameful display!
I was wondering how long it'd be before I got to use this!
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That's it for the evening guys- I need food, and we hit everything we needed to this evening, and ended exactly where I wanted us to. haha! plans.

anyway, we'll be back next Tuesday, as always! Till then, i'm in the IRC, and I hope you guys had fun!
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>>22873102
yea, as far as I know we just completely moved on with no mention of it at all while we were waiting for the girls to get gifts for us
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>>22872947
It's just like seacats!
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>>22873127
better be fucking christmas gifts next thread
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>>22873104
>Pink empathic slime, indeed. Bah!
But it DANCES!
>“Asking for help? Shameful display!”
Ha.
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>>22873122
>>22873094
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>>22873104

>picking up your legs before sitting down and dropping them back on her lap

Yesss.

This pleases me.

>>22873127

Thanks for the session, Ghost!

Also, m0use! Where art thou?
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>>22873127
But really, Ghost, what about the goddamn presents?
Did we give them out or not?
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>>22873127
Thanks Ghost, see ya next week.
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Do we have a pic of Katsumi?
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>>22873169

Theres only that pic of her sister on the SW '91 project group.
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>>22873158
we are not doing that fucking off screen, we took the goddamn time and effort to find those gifts, we better fucking get a decent thread out of it

also does the archive update itself? its missing the last 2 posts
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>>22873127
Thanks for the thread Ghost!
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>>22873104
>You think you catch Katya glaring out the corner of your eye
Katya's unamused with this. And just when she was in a good mood before.
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>>22873158
>>22873184
not a single response from Ghost about them makes me fear for the gifts
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>>22873202

And thus, this marked the official beginning of hostilities b/w Ice and Katya.
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>>22873216
a problem easily solved, by getting both of them into our bed, at the same time
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>>22873216
It's all right, we already know how it ends. Merlin knives them both.
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>>22873202
Cuz some bitch be tryan' to move in on hur man.
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>>22873235
>>22873216
The "Cold War" joke possibilities are endless
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/r/ m0use

Tonkers '89 schedule, when?
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When the matter was brought up in #SWQ, he acted like it was a joke.

hard to tell if he was just messing with us or we wasted our time doing thoughtful gift choices.
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>>22873127
>>22873215
so where/how does on get onto the IRC so i can yell at ghost to give the girls their gifts
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>>22873215

It's already been stated that until the others get presents for us they won't accept the gifts.
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>>22873267
That's not fucking cool.
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>>22873184
Yes, the archive updates itself once every hour or so.
If it hasn't updated and the thread is already at page 10, then you can force a manual update by attempting to archive the thread again.
You can put in gibberish for the thread title, description, and tags; it keeps the originals only.
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>>22873273
Its also been nearly 2 fucking months and we haven't been indisposed at the whitehouse/in combat long enough to take up that much time
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>>22873270
it's #SWQ on Rizon. IRC shouldn't be difficult for /tg/ is it?

>>22873273
And when the hell is that going to happen?
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>>22873270
Should say in the OP.

>I have no face when it doesn't.

Well okay then. Rizon is the host, #SWQ the channel.
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>>22873267
GhostDivision confirmed for worst SWQU quest runner.
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>>22873318
to the firing squad!
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>>22873318
seriously unless your Planefag you don't completely waste an entire fucking thread and a half for no good reason
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i think we lost a katya love point...
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>>22873202
I am actually kind of worried ghost is going to take all the Katyandere jokes for real.
God help Fronk if he does.
Pic related, replace spetznaz with katya if she goes full yandere.
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>>22873375
It's okay. The one we REALLY want has the pegleg.
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>>22873375
>>22873379
It's what you deserve.
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>>22873393
>pegleg
>inb4 she wants to try something "different" some time
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>Sharkgirls appear
>Goose gets overshadowed again.

It's like I'm reading Bleach all over again!
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>>22873379
>>22873375
I don't think she's upset at US. Ice was the one who moved our legs.
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>>22873406
I think we are ok with that. But obviously other shark is better.
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>>22873393
We could pull a shepard from ME and bone EVERY SINGLE MEMBER on our team except merlin, cause she not for lewds.
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>>22873406
That doesn't sound so bad...
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>>22873404
I wanna know how long before that bitch completely snaps and murders Seki with a crosse in front of the entire class.
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>>22873419
>cause she not for lewds.
we need our parents to adopt her so she can become official little sister
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>>22873423
She obviously wants the dick.
If anything she'll just jump his bones in class, and noone will notice just because Seki.
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>>22873415
Yeh but yanderes target both the object of their affection and the "Filthy pig slut whore who is taking him from me ffffffuuuuuuuu"
>>22873404
Oi, I have always been a katya fag and i voted for halp form her and our sweet lil RIO
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>>22873419
>not for lewds

For now. In a year, we shall grace her body with the most bone-shatteringly amazing sex ever known on this Earth. Or, at least since Young and Minna.
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>>22873375

atleast we gained a slider point.
maybe.
its hard to tell with that smirk of hers...

in all actuality we did not loose a point to katya since talking to her about her family was +1
then about ice was -1
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>>22873452
TOO LEWD
>>22873450
Like grandmother, like granddaughter?
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>Thinking all romance requires lewd

hue
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>>22873446
Maybe she slips him like three viagra in his lunch, then beats him to death with the crosse, then fucks the corpse. After all, the human body can maintain an erection for HOURS after death.
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>>22873433
or...marry her to our real sister...
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>>22873457
I don't think its possible to get Slider points. Slider seems like the type to skronk who she wants to skronk, when she wants to skronk, with no thought on the target of said skronking.
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>>22873469
Sex is a regular thing that couples do.

Even your parents had sex.
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>>22873485
And that is why we must tame her.
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>>22873485
>skronk
heh
>>22873497
perhaps "tame" is the wrong word, but she is still best girl
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so... any 1 actually recording these "points"?

i don't need merlin's, its pretty obvious already.
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>>22873375
>>22873457
just think of all the points we will gain with everyone WHEN WE GIVE OUT OUR FUCKING GIFTS
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>>22873497
I think if we attempt that, she will be the one to show our "snake" who the real boss is.
>mfw I won't get the image of a possibly shy slider in bed out of my mind now
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>>22873529
If anyone actually does, they are truly king of the autists.
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>>22873489
It doesn't mean however that one has to have sex within a week of dating; only phebs and their crummy sexfests VN think that way.
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>>22873542
This being /tg/, that's saying alot.
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>>22873534
>mfw I won't get the image of a possibly shy slider in bed out of my mind now
It...it's beautiful
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who cares about sex i just want to
Hold hands
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>>22873524
That pic...that is the kind of face that I imagine on my AR if it were anthropomorphized.
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>>22873592

GET THE FUCK OUT GO BACK TO /x/
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>>22873534
>mfw I won't get the image of a possibly shy slider in bed out of my mind now
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>>22873529

Ghost doesn't actually have "stat sheets" since he planned us to die at the end.
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>>22873656
It'd be more interesting if we died at the beginning.

His handle is "ghost"

Coincidence?

I think not!
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>>22873749
I will sperg-rage so hard if this happens
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>GD's Twitter

>No, I have not forgotten about the presents.

Now, enough, you sperglords.
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>>22873530
and seeing as he just brought 5 new characters into Fronk's life its seeming more and more like the whole Christmas gift getting/giving thing is just not ever going to be mentioned/resolved, which would not be fucking cool in any way.

Way to write yourself into a corner Ghost, either forget about the gifts and we hate you, or make us wait under the pretense of everyone else gettigns gifts for us and make us hate you for the wait.
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>>22873845
>>22873854
gah, teach me for being slow, good to hear some news about the matter fucking finally
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>>22873295
Actually, Christmas hasn't come yet and the war started around December 7th. Sooo... it's been like, two weeks, tops.
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>>22873845
what is his twitter? would help finding new threads



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