You are a thirteen-year-old Jedi Initiate about to enter the Trials to become a full Apprentice. Since birth, you have been trained in the essential arts of lightsaber combat and Force manipulation, along with several others. Today is the culmination of all your efforts, your chance to show what you’ve learned to the Masters and impress one enough to earn a place as his or her Apprentice. Six full Knights in total have come to the Trials today. The adult Jedi are leaning against the far wall of the testing chamber, surveying the graduating class of twenty initiates with even gazes that reveal nothing of their thoughts. All of the initiates are seated on cushions on the smooth, marbled floor of the chamber. As you attempt to look as cool and collected as possible, you glance down at your reflection to see—>What species and gender are you?>Any suggestions for your name?
Lets be and/or meet a psychotic Zabrak lady.
>SpeciesIthorian>GenderMale>NameHammerhead Jackson, smoothest slug in the ’verse.Also seconding >>22850504 for our sidekick if we get one.
>>22850463seconded because I dont really know all the names of the races in star wars except captian its a trap whos species sounds like calamari.That and FUCK YEAH HUMANITY! Fucking shit since 4000 BCE!
>>22850521Arent all hutts hermaphrodites?
>>22850521NoFemale Twi'lik Dia'una
>>22850563Im trying to get my head around how a hutt could move a light saber without slicing off pieces of itself while flailing about with it
>>22850563Female gender, sex hermaphrodite/neutral.
>>22850551>have a goddamn grocery list of species to choose from, even things that are basically just more badass humans like Mandalorians or Miraluka>choose humanYou are the most boring kind of person.And a Mon Calamari jedi sounds fucking awesome.
I was about to say Im surprised no one said Twilek yet and then >>22850571 happened.
>>22850521Seconded for hilarious mishaps like >>22850586
Instead of a jedi, lets be a mafioso astromech droid.
>>22850590Alright, here's two for you.>SpeciesTaung>GenderMale>NameKILLGORE BLOODLUST>SpeciesUmbrian>GenderFemale>NameEbony Brown
human male the only thing that ever gets things done name Casval Rem Deikun
>>22850590>MandalorianEveryone let's be Mandalorian. Jedi level: Expert mode.
>>22850428Ugh do we have to be a jediI wanna be a Jensaarai.
>SpeciesGand>GenderMale>NameNone. Gands gotta earn 'em, and we haven't yet.
>>22850651I want to practice Bindoism, which is where you call both jedi and sith cunts while you live in a shack in the woods and then go on adventures.
>>22850590Welll considering that Lucas had his entire story revolving around a couple of key characters as all humans that usually wound up fucking the galaxy over I was just going for dat plot armor.I mean srsly look at the entire movie series the good guys were pretty much all humans with a few aliens thrown in and the lone evil emperor overlord of everything was human as was his mindfucked apprentice that was used to take out the entire jedi temple *shrug* Seems to me humans tend to make kickass jedi most of the time.
>>22850651Also what era of jediOld Republic I hopeLet's join one of those crazy covenants or some shit
>>22850683So on top of being unoriginal, you are also a metagaming faggot.
>>22850595WOOKIE, YES!I vote we're a Wookie. Grakkata as a name is . . . ehhh.
>>22850683FUCK YOULET'S GO TAUNG (Mandalorian)
>>22850723How about Growaargur? And we'll be female. A very sensual female wookie jedi. And what type of lightsabers do we use?
>>22850740All of them
>>22850670Is that like a grey order of force sensitives? You know a combonation between the light and dark side because something that always bothered me about the light side was their entire peace is everything motto where anyone showed a sliver of emotion the jedi in question was either hunted down by jedi hunters or thrown into suicide missions that required masters to even contemplate it.As for the sith they are not blameless either with all the passion is awesome and channel your rage young one! both sides seem to be two sides to a coin just taken to the extreme with no balance between the two. Mayby thats why that one master that had taught Palpatine was able to stop death or heal to the point death couldnt get its hooks in anything.Then Palpatine decided to pull a /b/ and kill the guy so meh...
>>22850759>Tonfa Crossguard Double-blade Whip Club Dual-phase pike>>22850776Those are Jensaarai.
Wookiee male is winning with 3 votes so far.Anyone else?
>>22850719I vote for this.
>>22850776>is almost getting itBindoism isn't a 'real' philosophy; the picture was Jolee Bindo(hence the name) from Knights of the Old Republic.
>>22850706*shrug* Not really just want our character to have some form of impact on the grand shceme of things because isn't that really the point of us all getting together and talking about this and OP doing the quest? Have fun with an epic adventure that Lucas gave us?
>>22850785Actually, Mandalorian Female is winning...Two votes for wookiee male, one for wookiee female.
>SpeciesDroid>GenderDroid>Name8BLLThis will not, and cannot, be chosen.
>>22850776No, its a thing I made up based on how awesome Jolee Bindo is.
>>22850804For the love of god. Don't use asterisks to show action or tense. We are an image board, use fucking images.
>>22850809Where the fuck did you see Mandalorian females?
>>22850785Zabrak Female has more votes, actually.
>>22850595I would love to see the wookie jedi
>>22850809Warrior-bred physical perfection>checkJedi training honing the mind to excellence>checkThere are no other options.
Zabrak female and Wookiee male are tied.Human (female): 1Human (male): 1Hutt (female): 1Ithorian (male): 1Wookiee (male): 3Wookiee (female): 1Zabrak (female): 3Miraluka (female): 1Ewok (male): 1Twi’lek (female): 2Taung (male): 2Nautolan (female): 1Gand (male): 1Droid: 2Mandalorian supercommando: 1Mon Calamari (unspecified): 1Jensaarai: 1
>>22850785WOOKIE MALE! WOOKIE MALE! WOOKIE MALE! EOOKIE MALE!
>Species:Wookie Maleseconding the name Roothuamn someone elce posted because im uncreative
>>22850842Not that guy, but mandalorian is a culture. It can be any race. And three or four people have wanted mandalorians.
>>22850873I vote for Zabrak Female.
Gotta go with the hornheadsZabrak female.
>>22850836Why? I dont spend my time looking for pics as reaction images in my spare time seems kinda of a waster really>>22850873Lets go with wookies then btw *shrug*
Wookie male.Kaaaaaarthak. Or not, because I can't come up with good names.
>>22850873Mandalorian is a culture, upbringing, and ancestry. Whatever we be, can we come from mandalorian heritage?
>>22850873Zabrak FemaleAnd let's be Mandalorian. Clan Oran'geade.
>>22850910You're a faggot.
>>22850873One more vote for a Wookiee male.A thinker, that also likes to take advantage of his race's reputation.
>>22850920Mandalorian wookiee?>>22850926I'd like to change my vote from female nautolan to female zabrak with mandalorian background.
>>22850873Zabrak Femaaaaaaaaaaaaaale. Also Mandalorian. And maybe cyborg.
Wookie male all the way.
>>22850873Most go to Zabrak Female.Including mine.
>>22850935I like it. But hey, if we're a jedi, then we're obviously a thinker.AND WE PROBABLY HAVE A HUGE ASS LIGHTSABER TOO!
>>22850842One more Zabrak female vote. No opinion on Mandalorianness.
>>22850948>>22850926Mandalorian wookieWe will be... Jetpakka!I'm horrible with names
Human (female): 1Human (male): 1Hutt (female): 1Ithorian (male): 1Wookiee (male): 7Wookiee (female): 1Zabrak (female): 10Miraluka (female): 1Ewok (male): 1Jawa (female): 1Twi’lek (female): 2Taung (male): 2Gand (male): 1Droid: 2Mandalorian supercommando: 1Mon Calamari (unspecified): 1Jensaarai: 1Zabrak female wins by a landslide.
>>22850920>>22850926It wouldn't change a damn thing. Even if we were born to Mandelorians, we'd be raised by the Jedi.Too late for Verpine engineer Jedi?
>>22850993Fuck this, I'm out.
>>22850993Now, more importantly, are we from mandalorian heritage?
>>2285099360 posts in the thread, and we only just picked the race? Damn. There's interest, here.
>>22851007Even more importantly, would it change anything? All Jedi are cut off from their birth families by the age of three.
>>22851007WHAT CLANClan Metha'dict? Clan Sleepza'round? Clan Ku'klux?
>>22851007No dipshit, you're from a fucking jedi heritage, since you've been training to be a jedi your entire fucking life. God damn
>>22850993Shame, wookie jedi would have been hilarious. Oh well, onwards to jediness
>>22850993so whats the racial boosts we get or is it merely cosmetic? I am guessing that zabrak is the race that darth maul fellow was with the horns.
>>22850993Can we perform any special favors to get higher favorability on our knight tests?
>>22851001Millenia of warfare would still have made our people physically superior. And I'm sure we would have kept at least a bit of our heritage.>>22851031I was thinking Fac'epuncher
>>22851059An apt question. OP?
>>22851038right up to the point we get shot or cut by lasers have you ever smelled burnt hair? Horrible stench really.>>22851052Hey now we jedi not arm candy! We are professional>>22851059Lol I am guessing before Palpes chuckle fuckery as we still have a temple and organization that does the babynapping business and such.
>>22851074How about Koo'lade?
>>22851043yes, darth maul's race.>>22851029plot hooks? i dunno but being a mandalorian is still cool.
>>22851089With the special abilitly to bust through walls screaming at the top of our lungs OOOOOH YEEEAAAH!
I say we go staff saber.
>>22851007If it means fewer abuses of the apostrophe, I'll vote 'no'.
>>22851110Would this ability extend to all walls?Could we gain entrance into fortified compounds in this manner?
>>22851110>FORCE SCREAM>FORCE PUSH>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH
>>22851023Zerg Quest where?
>inb4 force assisted lesbianismI just wanted to be a slugman.
>>22851123Why not quad saber?
>>22851094Thanks for the pic those horns look like they would really hurt if we head butt with them. Plot hooks wow i thought you said plot hookers at first lol.>>22851023Cerebrate Anon glad to see you!
The era is pre-Clone Wars.>newfag here, wasn't expecting this much interest
>female wins>inb4 SEDUCE EVERYTHING WITH OUR FEMININE WILES OH GOD IS HE A BEAR, FUCK HIM, FUCK HIM NOW.
>>22851206That's Old Republic. There's still tons of crazy other force-users.
>>22851233Noooo.We may select a limit of one (1) husbando.
>all these crazy lightsaber ideas>not just using Form II and a classy-as-fuck curved hiltDo you even duelist?>>22851206Star Wars is basically considered /tg/ material.
>>22851233It was better than wookie male, which of just been gay bear sex simulator 2.0
>>22851007Please no. Mandalorians are like the Naruto of Star Wars.
>>22851184I dont even know how that would work.... may be a shield on the handle so you can use that to block? Would make throwing it really interesting to see peoples oh shit faces when its barreling at them with multicolored whirls of death. >>22851206Dont worry I think everyone likes a casual quest where they dont have to acually do that much work on their part aside from typing out what they want to do in the latest shenanigins. And Cerebrate Anon is here so you can bug him for some tips, I read Zerg quest and it was nuts but funny.
>>22851233>>22851258Fuck all of that. Theres plenty of waifushit quests out there if you're into that shit. I say the closest thing we have to any sort of romance is an astromech droid we chat with over coffee when we are aboard our ship.
>>22851266>not Ataru with Guard ShotosNigga do you even "JUMP'N'SLASH"
>>22851150Zerg Quest's done. Jedi Quest now.>>22851202Glad to be here. What part of the Trials are we getting ready for?>>22851266>Swinging a stick>Not using the power that animates the universePeasants.
>>22851275What, a giant bundle of good ideas with bad execution?Yeah that sounds about right.I mean they're space vikings. That should be awesome. But Traviss spent too much time trying to make them unquestionably good, rather than leaving 'em nice and grey.
>>22851275KOTOR Mandalorians are kickass and you know it.
>>22851275Is...Is that a bad thing?>>22851233Nope we Jedi cant have emotions as we are essentially nuetured monks who have the emotional range of a teaspoon, a highly diplomatic and fancy teaspoon but still a teaspoon.
>>22851233We're jedi, not sith. We aren't allowed to have romantic interests, regardless of our character's sex.
>>22851325They've also been dead for thousands of years by this point.
>>22851333>>22851345>implying anyone in the order actually follows that ruleJedi Temples are basically frat houses for psychics.
>>22851333Lots of jedi do>>22851350>Old Republic EraNop.
>>22851345thats why we just have casual sex with everything we see, no romance for us
>>22851345>Implying we'll not succumb to the darkside.
>>22851345>>22851333>Implying /tg/ won't make a Jolee Bindo character, all gray and boning ladies
>>22851311I think we are just now meeting up with our Jedi Knight teacher, master (insert appropiate title here)
>>22851350>pre-clone warsHe never specified anything further than that and seeing as he didnt even know who Jolee Bindo was, chances are he has yet to play KOTOR.
>>22851307>not hybridizing Makshi and Ataru, using a curved hilt primary and a guard shotoMAXIMUM FENCING!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9uGy3LlNeI
>>22851302I can dig it.
>>22851355We should join a JEDI COVENANTOr be tempted by other force traditionsJensaarai 'n' Matukai'n' Tyia
>>22851373>Jolee Bindo, except as a PMSing Zabrak battlerager.I can dig it.
>>22851373>>22851302These two ideas I think should be what defines our core character traits seems to me like a badass toon.
>>22851373Honestly, I just want to see a gun-jedi. Someone who uses a pair of blaster pistols to deflect other blaster shots, make force-enabled curved shots, and does all sorts of crazy gun kata. Blastershots, according to wookiepedia, are the same stuff as a lightsaber, just in individual shots, anyway. It should work, and a Hong Kong-style Gun Kata jedi would be FANTASTIC.
>>22851398>JensaariNow I don't say this often, so savor it...MAH. NIGGA!
>>22851415Holy shit, this. Or at least a saber in one hand and a blaster in the other.
>>22851415so the movie wanted but with lesbians and in the star wars setting? i like
>>22851416YEAHOr Tyia just putting that out there. They're even monkier monks than the jedi.>>22851419Name for characters in SWTORAKA that guy is a faggot
>>22851415I say we go akimbo. Blaster pistol in one hand, lightsaber in the other.We also should be one of those cool jedi who doesn't rely solely on ther lightsaber and knows when its appropriate to fire a fucking gun so an assassin droid doesn't exploit our stupidity.
I hope OP is writing down whats going on since we seem to be agreed on the Zebrak female whose name i cannot seem to recall...Did we choose a name yet? >Oh good another 60 posts over our name
>>22851439Actually, its any MMO. Shit started with WoW.
>>22851457It's Roa Kool'ade.
>>22851415Remember the shot Luke make on the Death Star? The Force gives you crazy aiming skills. This will be awesome.
>>22851473I like Roa, but we can do better than Koolade
>>22851457No, we didn't, but we do seem to agree that we're going to be using blaster pistol(s).
>>22851419>>22851439nope just too lazy to type out all the characters in character so i used short hand hence the term toon. >>22851462Thanks for explaining Anon!
>>22851487>nope just too lazy to type out all the characters in character so i used short hand hence the term toon.You're a horrible person and I'm glad that I'll never play a tabletop game with you in person.
>>22851482No, we can't.
>>22851415So a Grey Templar?Jedi who eschew the "flashier" uses of the force (including the use of a lightsaber) in favor of simply channeling it to enhance their physical abilities.>>22851453Let's Harry Dresden this shit, keep a blaster under our robes, whip that shit out if we need to catch someone off guard. Of course we can ALSO use it in conjunction with the saber once we pull it, but we should keep the fact that we pack a gat as an ace in the hole.
>>22851484I say saber + pistolThat way, we can shoot our own saber to reflect our shots and kill people behind us.
>>22851519>So a Grey Templar?>Jedi who eschew the "flashier" uses of the force (including the use of a lightsaber) in favor of simply channeling it to enhance their physical abilities.Sounds good to me.
>>22851535>YounglingShouldn't it be padawan?
>>22851535>“Youngling Fac’epuncher,” Master Drallig says, “Youngling Bi’teme, please step forward for your duel.”Which one are we?
>>22851535ENTER ATARU FORMGO GO GO
>>22851518Fair enough. Koolade it is.
>>22851562You're only a Padawan once you are chosen by a master. If we AREN'T chosen, we go to the Agricultural Corps.>>22851570FUCK YOU! MAKASHI MASTER RACE! DO YOU EVEN DUEL?
>>22851594ATARU YOU STUPID SHIT
>I’d prefer no waifu/husbando shenanigans. >Also, I’d appreciate it if you guys took a minute to read through the Zabrak article on Wookiepedia.>We will gain the use of blasters later on.You have tan skin, slightly rougher than a human’s, and braided black hair. Your clear green eyes are set in a heart-shaped face, still soft with pubescence, but gaining the definition of womanhood. Short, blunt vestigial horns ring the crown of your skull. Because you were taken to the Jedi Temple when you were barely eleven months old, you do not possess the facial tattoos of normal Zabrak. As a Zabrak, you have near-incredible pain tolerance and above-average physical strength. You thus chose to adopt the second Form V, Djem So, as your personal lightsaber style. It revolves around using physical power to smack down opponents. A few of your instructors were surprised that you chose Djem So over the less difficult Shien, but they were suitably impressed by your determination to learn the more difficult form, and your slow but steady success.You snap your head up when you hear someone call your name.“Youngling Fac’epuncher,” Master Drallig says, “Youngling Bi’teme, please step forward for your duel.”
>>22851606>“Youngling Fac’epuncher,” Master Drallig says, “Youngling Bi’teme, please step forward for your duel.”Which of the two are we?
>>22851594All my dueling experience from Jedi Outcast tells me the best form is force push the bitch to the floor and then hit them with that Red Super Strong attack that one hit kills niggas.
>>22851505Glad to hear that mate! >>22851587Alright Give it our best shot would really suck just to loose one duel then be shucked off to the ag corps right out the gate
>>22851606>>22851587>>22851535Ice cream? I love ice cream!
step forward. Prepare a force push to put the other one off balance and strike as quickly as possibleI take it posting is slow for everyone
>>22851606Which one are we?And step forward and ready our lightsaber.
>>22851487The problem is, /tg/ mostly doesn't play MMOs. 'toon' isn't a word for 'character' around here.>>22851587>Fac’epuncher>Bi’teme... welp. I'm outta here. You guys have fun.
>>22851619>>22851622>>22851625>>22851640>>22851655It turns out we are neither of them.
>>22851622Bitch please, we're discussing the fluff forms. Read up, it's neato shit.http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber_combat>>22851625>Not wanting to play AgriCorps questOh come on, I always wanted to know more about that whole thing. It seems like a neat and unexplored bit of the world.>>22851606Alright, let's layeth the smacketh down on this guy.
>>22851606Are we allowed to pick him up and body slam him repeatedly into the floor.
>>22851666I know some of it, I was just cracking a joke.
>>22851606>Djem SoWelp, it's not Makashi, but it's still pretty cool. Even if it doesn't mesh well with those classy-as-fuck curved hilts.
>>22851674This. Use the force to disarm our opponent, then grecco-roman slam his ass until he gets knocked out or taps out.
>>22851705>throwing our opponent around like a rag dollI don't think we have that degree of power and skill just yet.
>>22851666>fluff>implying the forms aren't in multiple games
>>22851705>>22851674Back up there, you don't wanna cut yourselves on that edge.>HURR INSTANT DARKSIDE QUEST LOLOOLOLOL
>>22851606I say we be true to our name, and force punch this prissy little bitch in the face.
>>22851606Wait wait: We must remember: Bow first, and wish them luck.
>Consider your name to be Roa Koo'lade. I derped like the newfag I am.Bi’teme is a tall, slender male Bith one year older than you who uses a mixture of Makashi and Ataru. Both of you walk to the practice circle and bow respectfully to each other, before drawing your lightsabers. Your weapon’s blade is a cool jade green, while his is a solid lapis blue. After a single second of sizing each other up, you attack first with a straight thrust—>Roll 1d10 combat check.
Rolled 8>>22851761Lets get it on! OOOH YEAAAAH!
>>22851735Dude, throwing your opponent around like a sack of potatoes is a time-honored Jedi technique. I take it you've never played the Dark Side ending of Jedi Academy, where Kyle generally makes you his bitch by tossing your ass around like a rag doll.
Rolled 1>>22851761Why are our sabers different? Shouldn't we just be using basic training flashlights right now?
Rolled 5>>22851761Lets do this.
Rolled 8>>22851761High or low better?And will you average or be a faggot & take the highest roll?
Rolled 1>>22851761>less apostrophes
Rolled 5>>22851797He could take best of the first few, varying the exact window in accordance with our skills and the direness of the situation.
>>22851791Well, the training sabers do still vary in color. They're just weak, so getting hit is less "OH GOD MY HAND! YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING HAND! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" and more "Ow SHIT! YOU FUCKING TASED ME DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!"
>>22851797I hope not we just got hit with duoble 1s that is not a good thing...
Rolled 8>>22851761OOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!
I dont approve of the premise.A young jedi initiate would spend much more training in meditation and study. Combat skills can come when you are ready (i.e. already an apprentice) and will hopefully never be necessary.
Rolled 10>no 10s yet. 2 1sOh tg dice never change
>>22851853speak of the devil
Rolled 10>>22851735It's not Dark Sided to defeat your opponent.
Rolled 10>>22851866But is is Darksided to fucking brutalize them.
>>22851853>>22851866Oh my goodness laughing my head off right now, awesome work guys!>>22851885holy crap!
>>22851850I take it you've never read the Jedi Quest books, about Obi-Wan's apprenticeship under Qui-Gon? The first book begins almost exactly like this.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_Quest
>>22851885>implying Grecco-Roman fighting is brutalization and not just terribly efficientWe probably won't even break anything! Can you promise that when smacking someone with a training saber?
>>22851885Who said anything about brutalizing him? There's nothing particularly "brutal" about using Force Correllian Suplex.
>>22851908The concept of breaking a bone with a lightsaber is foreign to me. Dismembering, sure, but breaking...?
>>22851908Yes! That's why they use them!
Rolled 3>>22851885>Beating somebody up is Dark Sided. Whacking them with a laser sword is totally cool
>>22851929Practice sabers hit like a blunt instrument. You break bones and taze with them instead of dismembering.
>>22851908Wait I thought Grecco-Roman style was the best of both efficient and brutal to the point that the other guy just gives up?
>>22851945They don't break bones, but they do cause minor burns and bruises.>>22851941Hey, the sword is restrained, beating someone into submission with the Force is not. Restraint is key.
>>22851908Wait I thought Grecco-Roman style was the best of both efficient and brutal to the point that the other guy just gives up?>>22851941your dice are still on CA
Rolled 6>>22851945They only really cause mild burns.
>>22851975It's not about brutality - that's Pankration, the predecessor style. It's about putting someone in a positions where they're so thoroughly locked up they they literally cannot even begin to fight back against you. Not necessarily doing any actual damage.
This quest... it's going places.
>>22851981>Hey, the sword is restrained, beating someone into submission with the Force is not. Restraint is key.So, we'll just not kill him. Beat him as much as is allowed. That's not hard. That's what we're here for.
I don't think the Masters would approve of a brutal fighting style. Djem So or not, try to strategize here.
>>22852082The Masters wouldn't approve of us hurting another student excessively.
>>22852091Let's just thrust. Thrust and thrust and thrust.
>>22852091Hey we can claim that we are thinking outside the box that takes some strategics right?
>>22852091Djem So isn't even all that brutal, it's just overpowering. VAAPAD is the brutal style.
>>22852121ESPECIALLY not if we enjoyed it, or regarded it as necessary. Remember. Jedi.
>>22852121>>22852091Why's everybody under the impression that a body slam is unnecessarily brutal? They give toddlers fucking laser swords and set them on each other. The Masters are irresponsible jackasses and they'll love this.
>>22852165They'll think it's brutalLet's just... Hit him until we can't hit no more or he can't be hit no more.
>>22851945You know, I wonder why no Jedi continue to use them. They would be really good for non-lethal takedowns.
>>22852202Because most jedi aren't as wise as you think and "HOLY SHIT PEW PEW I GOT A LASER SWORD SWISH"
>>22852165I was actually curiouse about that do the swords kids get child proof in that they cant be set to lethal only to OW fuck that burns! or Can a really ingenius hacker kid mess with the parental controls to get to that level or what?>>22852202Better idea why not give it to law enforcement when they need to cut something in the way or give the beat down on some perp?
>>22852230Law enforcement just use stun blasters, like that stormtrooper used on Leia at the beginning of Hope.
>>22852202They've got Stun Batons for that purpose. Imagine being clubbed with a taser. That's a stun baton.
>>22852271>Set your blasters to 'date rape'
Where the fuck is OP?This thread is getting off the rails rather fast.
>>22852230>I was actually curiouse about that do the swords kids get child proof in that they cant be set to lethal only to OW fuck that burns! or Can a really ingenius hacker kid mess with the parental controls to get to that level or what?They use smaller power cells. Their maximum setting is flesh wounds.
>>22852288>being clubbed with a taserSomehow, I do not think this will be very effective.
>>22852230Actually, since the training switch can be disabled (in case of attack and the Master doesn't have his saber for reasons), yes, a clever youngling could theoretically have a legit saber.
>First five posts decide the roll, but this time I’ll make an exception.>Double 10s. He's paste.>Also, I'm sorry that this is going so slowly.Bi’time barely manages to parry your lunge, and even then he has a time of it against your strength. Bith aren’t known for being physical powerhouses.You immediately step forward and clash your lightsaber against his again. You can’t let him get to range; given sufficient space, Makashi users are almost impossible to hit. Three more swift slashes from you strain Bi’teme’s guard to the limit as he desperately tries to backpedal while also avoiding ventilation by laser sword. He manages to rally, launching a flurry of precision jabs that oblige you to back up, but when he extends himself a bit too much on his last attack, your own counterattack forces him to dive aside. By the time he’s gotten to his feet, you have already regained the tempo, hammering him onto the defensive.
i call forth a vote of no confidence in OP at this point
Rolled 3>>22852326Let's straight up hammer his ass
>>22852309No no no, I mean you get hit with it, and it hits like a fuggin' ASP baton, AND it zaps your ass like a taser.
>>22852326> I'm sorry that this is going so slowly.You should be.
>>22852326Hes a Bith, yeah?Scream. As loudly as we can. Then take him down.
ignore the naysayers, a slower quest is fine by me
>>22852326>>22852341well fuck, my bad
Rolled 4>>22852326Howsabout we try to disarm himIn any manner available.
>>22852326Push the offensive we have him!>>22852358Meh its better to a have a slow high quality quest vrs a quick low quality her her do this then level up and use a planet as a basket ball to shoot hoops using a black hole
>>22852369my vote goes for stunning him with a force enhanced scream
>>22852326If we're capable of one, I vote for a Force Kick, just hard enough to knock him down, then pin his hand with our foot, put our saber at his neck and demand he yield. Calmly and politely.And yes, Force Kick is a thing.http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_kick
>>22852230The initiate's sabers have a governor on them that prevents them from inflicting anything more dangerous then a nasty burn. One of the Clone War era books has a initiate who sucks at the whole 'use the force' thing beat a dueling prodigy in a tournament by actually being crazy enough to grab her opponent's saber blade so she can close to grapple. Of course the other kids all like "But if we were in a real fight she'd have lost her hand!!!", but the Masters allow it after a short discussion.
Rolled 5>>22852407>>22852369Bith have incredibly sensitive hearing. A loud, high-pitched scream would hit him like a brick.
>>22852422It's a funny joke, if that's what you mean by 'a thing.'
Another strike, this one upwards aimed at his weapon, pushes his lightsaber above his head and overbalances him. In one swift movement, you hook your foot around his ankle and pull back. Bi’teme’s behind hits the sand and he lays there for a moment. He’s winded, but more from surprise than the actual impact. You deactivate your lightsaber and poke him in his wrinkled forehead. “I win,” you grin.“No kidding,” he gasps. “The match goes to Youngling Koo’lade,” Master Drallig announces. He stares at you for a moment. “No offense, but you may want to tone it down a bit.”You clench your teeth at the admonishment, which draws a few snickers from your fellow younglings, but slowly relax. “Yes, Master.”You turn back to Bi’teme and extend a hand that he gratefully takes.“Don’t worry about it, Roa,” he says quietly. “I know you want to be a Guardian. In a real combat situation, you won’t have the luxury of holding back.”
>>22852431Clearly she needs a cortosis gauntlet and then she can slap the other jedi with it.
>>22852369>>22852419>>22852432most popular tactic so farhow sensitive is their hearing? will this hurt him too much? could be a little darksideish
>>22851896Actually, you're thinking of the Jedi Apprentice books. Jedi Quest was Obi-Wan and Anakin.>>22852457Bith have VERY sensitive hearing. Even if it's a legit tactic, it's pretty dickish.
>>22852439Bi'teme for bro of the year.
Rolled 2>>22852439>Guardian>Not Shadow or WatchmanI shiggy that we diggy, my niggy.
>>22852375Can't fault anybody for being slow. I think I once disappeared for two hours in the middle of one quest.>>22852439We'll drive the other students to be better saberbucklers!Also, we should become his friend. No reason to let him get all resentful and Dark Sidey at us over something like beating him up in class.
Good job. Acknoledge your friends advice with a thanks. State just loudly enough to him that the instructors can hear. I knew i had to press you fast otherwise Id be the one of the floor.
>>22852439shrug it off, Bi'teme is right in real live fire situations its best to go all out and take down the opposition before they can regroup. This is why i really dont like the old Jedi masters, they want their students to be able to fight but if they fight to well or like the feeling of winning a fight then they slam them down with admonishments and guilt that they enjoy no wonder so many jedi wind up fucked up a little in the head. I mean look at yoda!
>>22852482Guardian and Consular, broing it up through the galaxy.Now, where the fuck is our laser pistol? We are clearly going to be using one in our off hand.
>>22852485Shadow and Watchman are specializations of Sentinel, for the record, so it's "not Sentinel" you should be shiggying about. And I agree. Sentinels are awesome. Maybe our master will redirect our interest into the more awesome path?
Inform Bi'teme that we want to be a Sentinel, not a Guardian. Also apologize for beating him into the ground.
>>22852457Non-lethal sonic grenades make their heads explode.>>22852500Well, they have to struggle between teaching constant restraint and judgment, while still making them the most effective fighters in the galaxy. Fighting too well and enjoying the fight are things that lead to -preferring- a fight over peacefully settling things. also the dark side. In this case, the lesson was probably something like not going all-out on a weaker opponent.>>22852439>guardianWhat kind of pussy shit is this? Not Sentinel?>not choosing versatility and real world skills over brute force or brute Force.
>>22852558>brute force or brute Force.I chuckled.
Wait why would we want to be a sentinel when guardian is so much more awesome (we can get a lackey of some kind to do the diplomatic or technological stuff). Plus think about it travelling the galaxy punching evil in the face.
>>22852439Don't listen to the Sentinels.Well listen to them about the cortosis glove thing, that would be ballin if we would put some focus crystals in it and use it like a shield in combat. But that would require more force training than Sentinels give.
>>22852580Because sentinels are boss. Travel around the galaxy hijacking evils droid army and using that to punch it in the face.
>>22852515>>22852537>>22852558Fuck that. We've got a freaking laser sword, and we're damn well gonna use it to the fullest.
>>22852580>guardian is so much more awesomeBut it's not.Specialization is for insects.Plus, Sentinels get to do all kinds of sneakan and shit.
Rolled 9>>22852637>Jedi Shadow>Get our own special jedi code>Get to go all Spec OpsYes.>Jedi Watchman>Become SPACE POLICE>Get to be SPACE JAVERT>Allowed to hold special justice stuffYes also.
>>22852626>>22852621>>22852616>>22852580Y'all bitches aint shit. We've got the ability to tap into the energy that suffuses all matter, which can do miraculous things, and is seriously the only reason in the world that we're special.
>>22852626But if we go Sentinel we get to be the swashbuckling saber + pistol duelist you know you want to be
>>22852675And you guys just wanna swing a shiny stick.
>>22852672>>22852675>>22852682lets go all jedi spec ops
>>22852637Sneaking is for those with something to hide. True Jedi stand tall and fight for justice.If you wanted to be a skillmonkey, you should have gone for the Verpine.
>>22852672hmm, Stars doesn't quite have the same ring to it in space.
>>22852703>something to hideif you want to be like that then why is your pic holding a shield TO HIDE BEHIND, fuck that shit, saber + pistol duelist gets my vote
Rolled 1>>22852705We should BECOME SPACE JAVERT.
>The Sentinel/Guardian thing won't come up for a while.>BTW, what's the post limit?You smile wistfully. “Thanks, Bi’teme.”“No problem.”The next match pits another Bith youngling against the Twi’lek Dhevel Arjuna. Dhevel is, in your not-so-restrained opinion, a complete asshole. Not like uptight Ferus Olin. Not like brash Anakin Skywalker. Both of them are easily likeable in their own way. No, Dhevel is a slimy, slick bastard who makes you wonder why the Masters ever trained him as a Jedi. He frequently bullies the younger trainees, forcing them to give him sweets. He starts fights in the halls and blames the other person for starting them (this has happened to you). He isn’t above cheap tricks in practice duels, including throwing sand in people’s eyes and kicking people between the legs. And he just let out a high-pitched scream that knocked his opponent flat on her back, writhing in pain and clutching at her sensitive ears. Dhevel smirks and leisurely walks over to the incapacitated Bith, leveling his white lightsaber to her throat. She yields with a pained sigh.“Why would you do that?” she says, only partly in anger. There are rumors about Dhevel killing opponents in practice duels.“Because you had a weak point, and I chose to take advantage of it,” Dhevel replied. In the audience, you narrow your eyes in fury and make to stand up. Bi’teme, sitting next to you, motions for you to sit. “Don’t, Roa. It’s not worth it. Master Drallig will cut him down to size.”>Take his advice.>Call Dhevel out.
>>22852637Have you never heard of jack of all trades master of noneAlso as final argument for guardian, why control a droid army when you can solo ithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A07WNupEXkAlso tg has way too much of a hard on for gun wielding even when in setting it's worse that just going two handed with saber.
>>22852757There s no anger, only peace.Sit down.
>>22852757Attend to the fallen.The enemy of your enemy is a friend.
Rolled 3>>22852757Ooh does this mean the failed character concepts are gonna be NPCs?And let's not call Dhevel out. Let's wait for the master. We bide our time until we can strike the bastard down where they stand, in our quest to destroy all sith.
>>22852757>>Call Dhevel out.oh fuck no that shit don't stand, cut him off at the ribcage before we end up with a sith arch-nemesis like OP intended for him
>>22852558Wouldnt then make sense to have the ones who more inclined to solve it peacefully on thos types of missions with the combat oriented for the missions with higher chances of combat? Heck we could even have them sent in two man teams to keep a nice balance versatile group for any and all situations that could pop up.
>>22852759It's really not, assuming you use force to affect your aim/curvature of the shots. Gun kata should be just as effective - with better range - as using a lightsaber, assuming both people being compared either do/do not use the force. The real point, in-setting, is that force-using is strictly superior and you basically never see force users with guns because TRADITION.
>Take his advice.I don't tlike it honestly but Bi is right. Letting your temper get the better of you will make them think you can't control yourself and becomming a jedi is more improtant then giving Dhevel out
>>22852757>And he just let out a high-pitched scream that knocked his opponent flat on her back, writhing in pain and clutching at her sensitive ears.Gee, what kind of asshole would think of something like that, huh? Right guys? What a dick, huh?
>>22852675>and is seriously the only reason in the world that we're special.You be gettin' close to Jorus C'baoth there, bro. The Force does not inherently make us better than other sentients. In fact, the ability to tap into it gives us an obligation to them. Jedi exist to serve others, not to rule over them.>>22852703Subtlety can make far more difference than brute strength. Standing tall is all well and good, but if we have the talent to be the metaphorical spanner in the idiomatic works of evil and injustice, we can do more good that way.Also, here's how the different Jedi deal with a group of pirates that have taken slaves.Consular: Try to negotiate, if that fails send a Guardian.Guardian: Kick in the door to rescue people, if that fails, send a Sentinel.Sentinel: Infiltrate the group, then free the slaves in the middle of the night while the slavers/pirates are all sleeping off a night of drinking, damage the hyperdrive so they have to limp along at sublight speeds, and report their location to the local authorities.>>22852757 Emotion, yet peace. Ignorance, yet knowledge. Passion, yet serenity. Chaos, yet harmony. Death, yet the Force. YETAcceptance of, and control over, oneself.>>22852759Mace Windu was a brilliant duelist, far beyond the level most could hope to achieve. Mace Windu is the Bruce Lee of lightsaber combat. We are not (that we know of).
>>22852757Sit for now but be ready to go in if he goes too far (tries permanent damage). Remember we are training as a jedi and acting brash is unbefitting.
>>22852759Guns are really shitty in SW.But that gauntlet thing is a good idea, Force Luchador is something to strive for.
>>22852757Call that bitch nigger out.
>>22852820I agree with the wait for master to pull the rug under that little punks feet but if he goes for a crippling blow or something to humilate then Force grip the bitch. We may be peaceful but that does not mean we let ourselves or our own get trampled by dicks.
>>22852757>Call Dhevel out.IF YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF JUSTICE, YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF MINE!
>>22852757Call him a coward. Let him either bring the fight to us after that or walk away like a bitch after having been called a coward to his face in front of everyone.
>>22852757>Take his advice"Yeah, but I don't have to like it."
This is not our fight. We will face him when we are told to fight him. And then we will fuck him over.For now, remain calm. Still thy beating heart.
>>22852757>Take the advice.Calling him out will just look bad.
>>22852782This guy knows what's up. I'm with him.>>22852818Not ruling or anything. But we're special, simply by virtue of the fact that we're not normal.>In fact, the ability to tap into itis the special part. Not better, but it's fucking retarded to pretend like it's run-of-the-mill.
>>22852757>>Take his advice.if the master does not rein his shit in and put him in his place for good we will murder his arse
>>22852898And sharpen thy blade.We zealots now!
>>22852757Take his advice, for now. We will have a chance to take him down a notch later, and will utterly humiliate him. But if we can catch Dhevel's eye and just give him a good hard judgement stare, we should.
Rolled 1>>22852968>>22852918>WE JEDI WATCHMAN NOWGonna LAW AND ORDER THIS FUCKSTICK
>>22852818>Emotion, yet peace.>Ignorance, yet knowledge.>Passion, yet serenity.>Chaos, yet harmony.>Death, yet the Force.Technically, by the time of this quest that version of the code has been gone for a long-ass time (literally a couple of MILLENNIA) so we wouldn't know it.>>22852994I am the Code.
>>22852968>utterly humiliate himOnly as much as he needs to learn his lesson. No more.
>>22853024Naw, we're gonna reduce him to a sniveling pile of tears and failure.When the masters aren't looking, that is.
challenge him to a wrestling match like A TRUE LUCHADORAnd don't anyone fucking tell me that Luchadors and jedi don't mix! Aignt NOBODY more honorable than a luchador
>>22853009Time to run and GTFO
>>22853050I'll immediately withdraw all objections to being a Sentinel or Guardian if we become JEDI LUCHADOR or MACHO MAN RANDY JEDI.
>>22853050>using the force to assist in high risk wrestling maneuversyou may have something there /co/mrade
>>22853009If you want to actually feel for the kid, read the novelization of RotS. It's written by Matthew Woodring Stover, the same guy who wrote Shatterpoint (my FAVORITE prequel-era novel) and is the number one piece of evidence that the prequels COULD have been good with better writing (dialogue in particular), direction, and casting.>>22853024I meant that what we do, is we beat him. He's an arrogant cunt, there is no greater humiliation than being beaten fair and square.
>>22853041>DARKSEID CHOO CHOO>>22853050>>22853082No, if we wrestle, he will cheat. We will challenge him to a philosophical discussion on the nature of morality.
Should I archive this thread?If so, what should I write for the description?
>>22852789No Anon, we are the Sith.
>>22853050let the manly tears of luchador combat flow through you...
>>22853101I don't care about Anakin and his emotions, I just want absolutely nothing to do with him. Just knowing about him worries me, because I really dont want to play the secret best friend to Anakin that he just so happens to never mention ever even though he loved us more than Padme or some other fanfiction/Bioware level shit.
>>22853123NO Anon! We are the Grey Knight!
>>22853139If we go grey guardian we better show up to big battles and beat up both sides and force them to lay down arms.
Rolled 3>>22853139NO ANON, WE ARE THE ZEISON SHAWait what
>>22852789>Implying that a little bitch like Dhevel could possibly become Sith.>>22853121Please? That'd be awesome. For the description, I suppose it could be a basic introduction of Roa, with her name, rank, and species.
Why dont we just channel our inner Bindo and guilt trip the fuck out of him? Find something he cares about and use it to verbally tear him a new one. Reduce him to a meek little puppy with its tail between its legs rather than reducing him to tears.
>>22853136>assuming that shit will happen just because he was mentionedDude. We're at the Temple around that period, we would likely have encountered him in passing, or at least be aware of him by reputation.
>>22853173well, Bindo was a grey jedi.
>>22853173Sadly, I doubt we have Jolee-level swag just yet, and we don't have the sheer breadth of experience he had that let him do that.>>22853198So was Qui-Gon Jinn.
>>22853116MACHO MAN RANDY JEDI CAN DEBATE PHILOSOPHY AAAAAAAAAWWWWWLLL DAY, SUCKER!>>22853163Be sure to give it a unique Quest tag, and be sure to give a definite date/time for the next part, before the thread 404s.
>>22853220We can still start it.We can feel the indignation at having to bite our tongue and refusing to do whats right out of fear of THA DAHK SYDEWe can speak up about the glaring flaws n the Jedi Code.We can damn the consequences and do what we know is right.We can get kicked out of the order before we even graduate from padawan-hood and go on ADVENTURESWe can do it, anon. We can be the Bindo.
>>22853261For my ally is the Bindo, and a powerful ally it is...
>>22853163can can we still play :("Do not see a lightsaber duel as a choice between winning and losing. Every duel can have many, many outcomes. When you concentrate solely on winning—in lightsaber duels as in everything else—you sully your victory. Winning becomes worse than losing. It is better to lose than to win sorely. And it is always better to end a duel peacefully than to win or lose"if we do spar him sit and meditate do not move do not attack just be if asked why "I would have learn nothing and nether would my opponent "
>>22853261>get kicked out of the order before we even graduate from padawan-hood and go on ADVENTURESWe can do more good by toeing the line, staying in, and changing the Order from within. Going back to the way it was done in the time of Nomi Sunrider, when Jedi MASTERED their emotions, rather than simply locking them away.
>>22853281>Do not see a lightsaber duel as a choice between winning and losingThat sounds like quitter talk to me.No, actually, that sounds like loser talk.
>>22853281>if we do spar him sit and meditate do not move do not attack just beand then when he charges dodge and stab him through the heart!
>>22853302Loshersh alwaysh whine about their besht. Winnersh go home and fuck the prom queen.http://www.hark.com/clips/tldgjrqljt-winners-go-home-and-fuck-the-prom-queen
>>22853220>We might become a Grey Jedi. All depends on your choices.You grudgingly back down. Dhevel’s not worth jeopardizing your image in the eyes of potential Masters.“Youngling Arjuna,” Master Drallig says sternly, “This is a lightsaber duel, not a screaming contest. Help Youngling K’nano to her feet and restart the match.”Dhevel looks apoplectic for a moment, but he obeys the instructor without a word. K’nano pointedly ignores his outstretched hand and gets up by herself. At least it’ll be entertaining to see her take him apart. Many of her peers agree that she’s the best Soresu user in the class.K’nano and Dhevel move to opposite sides of the dueling circle and assume their opening stances again. The Twi’lek, a user of Shien, strides forward and smashes an overhand blow onto K’nano, who parries it but doesn’t bother to counterattack. Yet.Dhevel swings two more powerful attacks into the Bith’s guard. She effortlessly weathers the barrage, blocking one and ducking the other, without moving a single step. He goes low and tries to sweep her legs out, but she stabs her lightsaber down in a reverse grip, angling it to block him with one hand. K’nona backhands him across the face with the other, making him stagger back. Several of the younglings snicker. “You are going to regret that,” Dhevel growls, wiping spittle off his cheek.“Whatever you say,” she says singsong.He howls and charges K’nona full-tilt, lightsaber held high. Without warning, the tiny Bith charges him right back, using the advantage of surprise to bop him under the chin with her deactivated weapon’s pommel before returning to a forehand grip and igniting the blade a centimeter from his throat.“Yield,” she says coolly.Eyes murderous, the seething Dhevel deactivates his lightsaber to the laughter of the other younglings, including you and Bi’teme. An exasperated look from Master Drallig quickly silences your peers.
>>22853281What happens when Master Drallig tells us to quit being a little bitch?He's apparently murdered other students, and they're ok with it.
>>22853375“Match goes to Youngling K’nona,” the instructor says. He smiles proudly. “Exceptional, all of you. Take ten minutes to freshen up and return here for your final scores.”>Alright, that’s it for today. Next time will be Sunday around this time. Hopefully.
>>22853274Damn straight, sucka. Now we just need that droid sidekick. Maybe even bring Biteme along as a bro and go on fuckin SPASE ADVENTURRS
>>22853380Only rumors because a lot of people don't like him. He hasn't actually murdered anyone.
>>22853380we walk away
>>22853398Ahhh you cant give it all away op! First sentance was ok the seconded one took away some potential suspense on the whole is Dhevel is evil cold blooded killer or not.Still Good quest hope to see you on sunday
>>22853398Stop telling us these things!>>22853380Well maybe they're just rumours, it is a bunch of teenagers.>you did this to us
>>22853163Give me a description and I'll archive this bitch.
>>22853508Keep in mind that I said murder. Specifically.
>>22853531Double post ARGH.Anyways, I guess it could something like: We are Roa Koo'lade, Zabrak Jedi Apprentice, and we do not suffer jackasses.Except we do here, but not in the next thread.
>>22853579http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/22850428/Didn't write that for a description, but whatevs.
>>22853622>Jedi GuardianI know you didnt archive it but whoever did is being mightily presumptuous. I'm still stuck on swashbucklin blaster-saber.
>>22853674>2011 + 2>not being an honorable luchador jedi
>>22853746>implying sentinel wasn't all about dem featsGuardian may have been brute strength, but Sentinel got all the fun tricks, and luchador wrestling is all about the fun tricks.
>>22853807Like I said, the Guardian/Sentinel thing can be decided later. We may end up working with a badass Sentinel later on.
>>22853940requesting a date and time for the next thread.
>>22853994Next Sunday, see >>22853451