>>22850428
>Species
Human
>Gender
Female
>Name
John Conquest

Lets be and/or meet a psychotic Zabrak lady.

>>22850428
>Species
Hutt
>Gender
Female
>Name
Karlotta

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>Species
Ithorian
>Gender
Male
>Name
Hammerhead Jackson, smoothest slug in the ’verse.

Also seconding >>22850504 for our sidekick if we get one.

>>22850463
seconded because I dont really know all the names of the races in star wars except captian its a trap whos species sounds like calamari.

That and FUCK YEAH HUMANITY! Fucking shit since 4000 BCE!

>>22850428
Species:
Miraluka
Gender:
Female
Name:
Braykintoo Elektrekboogaloo

>>22850521
Arent all hutts hermaphrodites?

>>22850428
>Species
Ewok
>Gender
Male
>Name
El Mustachio

>>22850521
No
Female Twi'lik Dia'una

>species
Wookie
>Gender
male
>Name
Roothuamn

>>22850563
Im trying to get my head around how a hutt could move a light saber without slicing off pieces of itself while flailing about with it

>>22850563
Female gender, sex hermaphrodite/neutral.

>>22850551
>have a goddamn grocery list of species to choose from, even things that are basically just more badass humans like Mandalorians or Miraluka
>choose human
You are the most boring kind of person.

And a Mon Calamari jedi sounds fucking awesome.

>>22850428
Male, Wookie.

Grakkata.

I was about to say Im surprised no one said Twilek yet and then >>22850571 happened.

>>22850521
Seconded for hilarious mishaps like >>22850586

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Instead of a jedi, lets be a mafioso astromech droid.

>>22850590
Alright, here's two for you.
>Species
Taung
>Gender
Male
>Name
KILLGORE BLOODLUST

>Species
Umbrian
>Gender
Female
>Name
Ebony Brown

human male the only thing that ever gets things done

name Casval Rem Deikun

>>22850590
>Mandalorian

Everyone let's be Mandalorian. Jedi level: Expert mode.

>>22850428
Ugh do we have to be a jedi
I wanna be a Jensaarai.

>Species
Gand
>Gender
Male
>Name
None. Gands gotta earn 'em, and we haven't yet.

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>>22850651
I want to practice Bindoism, which is where you call both jedi and sith cunts while you live in a shack in the woods and then go on adventures.

>>22850590
Welll considering that Lucas had his entire story revolving around a couple of key characters as all humans that usually wound up fucking the galaxy over I was just going for dat plot armor.

I mean srsly look at the entire movie series the good guys were pretty much all humans with a few aliens thrown in and the lone evil emperor overlord of everything was human as was his mindfucked apprentice that was used to take out the entire jedi temple *shrug* Seems to me humans tend to make kickass jedi most of the time.

>>22850651
Also what era of jedi

Old Republic I hope

Let's join one of those crazy covenants or some shit

>>22850683
So on top of being unoriginal, you are also a metagaming faggot.

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>Species
Zabrak
>Gender
Female
>Name
Roa Fan

>>22850595
WOOKIE, YES!

I vote we're a Wookie. Grakkata as a name is . . . ehhh.

>>22850683
FUCK YOU
LET'S GO TAUNG (Mandalorian)

>>22850723
How about Growaargur? And we'll be female. A very sensual female wookie jedi. And what type of lightsabers do we use?

>>22850740
All of them

>>22850428
Female nautolan.

>>22850670
Is that like a grey order of force sensitives? You know a combonation between the light and dark side because something that always bothered me about the light side was their entire peace is everything motto where anyone showed a sliver of emotion the jedi in question was either hunted down by jedi hunters or thrown into suicide missions that required masters to even contemplate it.

As for the sith they are not blameless either with all the passion is awesome and channel your rage young one! both sides seem to be two sides to a coin just taken to the extreme with no balance between the two. Mayby thats why that one master that had taught Palpatine was able to stop death or heal to the point death couldnt get its hooks in anything.

Then Palpatine decided to pull a /b/ and kill the guy so meh...

>>22850759
>Tonfa Crossguard Double-blade Whip Club Dual-phase pike

>>22850776
Those are Jensaarai.

Wookiee male is winning with 3 votes so far.

Anyone else?

>>22850719
I vote for this.

>>22850776
>is almost getting it

Bindoism isn't a 'real' philosophy; the picture was Jolee Bindo(hence the name) from Knights of the Old Republic.

>>22850706
*shrug* Not really just want our character to have some form of impact on the grand shceme of things because isn't that really the point of us all getting together and talking about this and OP doing the quest? Have fun with an epic adventure that Lucas gave us?

>>22850785
Actually, Mandalorian Female is winning...

Two votes for wookiee male, one for wookiee female.

>Species
Droid
>Gender
Droid
>Name
8BLL

This will not, and cannot, be chosen.

>>22850776
No, its a thing I made up based on how awesome Jolee Bindo is.

>>22850785
Twi'lek female

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>>22850804
For the love of god. Don't use asterisks to show action or tense. We are an image board, use fucking images.

>>22850809

Where the fuck did you see Mandalorian females?

>>22850785
Zabrak Female has more votes, actually.

>>22850595
I would love to see the wookie jedi

>>22850809
Warrior-bred physical perfection
>check
Jedi training honing the mind to excellence
>check

There are no other options.

Zabrak female and Wookiee male are tied.

Human (female): 1
Human (male): 1
Hutt (female): 1
Ithorian (male): 1
Wookiee (male): 3
Wookiee (female): 1
Zabrak (female): 3
Miraluka (female): 1
Ewok (male): 1
Twi’lek (female): 2
Taung (male): 2
Nautolan (female): 1
Gand (male): 1
Droid: 2
Mandalorian supercommando: 1
Mon Calamari (unspecified): 1
Jensaarai: 1

>>22850785
WOOKIE MALE! WOOKIE MALE! WOOKIE MALE! EOOKIE MALE!

>>22850842

>>22850648
>>22850724

>>22850724
>>22850648
>>22850636
There.

>Species:
Wookie Male
seconding the name Roothuamn someone elce posted because im uncreative

>>22850873
Zabrak Female.

>>22850842
Not that guy, but mandalorian is a culture. It can be any race. And three or four people have wanted mandalorians.

>>22850873
Fourthing wookie

>>22850873
I vote for Zabrak Female.

Gotta go with the hornheads

Zabrak female.

>>22850836
Why? I dont spend my time looking for pics as reaction images in my spare time seems kinda of a waster really

>>22850873
Lets go with wookies then btw *shrug*

>>22850880
>>22850881

Females? Really?

Wookie male.

Kaaaaaarthak. Or not, because I can't come up with good names.

>>22850873
Mandalorian is a culture, upbringing, and ancestry. Whatever we be, can we come from mandalorian heritage?

>>22850873
Zabrak Female

And let's be Mandalorian. Clan Oran'geade.

>>22850910
You're a faggot.

>>22850873
One more vote for a Wookiee male.
A thinker, that also likes to take advantage of his race's reputation.

>>22850920
Mandalorian wookiee?

>>22850926
I'd like to change my vote from female nautolan to female zabrak with mandalorian background.

>>22850873
Zabrak Femaaaaaaaaaaaaaale. Also Mandalorian. And maybe cyborg.

Wookie male all the way.

>>22850873
Zabrak female

Jawa Female.

>Zabrak female

>>22850873
Most go to Zabrak Female.

Including mine.

>>22850935
I like it. But hey, if we're a jedi, then we're obviously a thinker.

AND WE PROBABLY HAVE A HUGE ASS LIGHTSABER TOO!

>>22850842
One more Zabrak female vote. No opinion on Mandalorianness.

>>22850948
>>22850926
Mandalorian wookie
We will be... Jetpakka!
I'm horrible with names

Human (female): 1
Human (male): 1
Hutt (female): 1
Ithorian (male): 1
Wookiee (male): 7
Wookiee (female): 1
Zabrak (female): 10
Miraluka (female): 1
Ewok (male): 1
Jawa (female): 1
Twi’lek (female): 2
Taung (male): 2
Gand (male): 1
Droid: 2
Mandalorian supercommando: 1
Mon Calamari (unspecified): 1
Jensaarai: 1

Zabrak female wins by a landslide.

>>22850977
LIGHTSABER TONFAS

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>>22850920
>>22850926
It wouldn't change a damn thing. Even if we were born to Mandelorians, we'd be raised by the Jedi.

Too late for Verpine engineer Jedi?

>>22850993
Fuck this, I'm out.

>>22850993
Now, more importantly, are we from mandalorian heritage?

>>22850993
60 posts in the thread, and we only just picked the race? Damn. There's interest, here.

>>22851007
Even more importantly, would it change anything? All Jedi are cut off from their birth families by the age of three.

>>22851007
WHAT CLAN

Clan Metha'dict? Clan Sleepza'round? Clan Ku'klux?

>>22851007
No dipshit, you're from a fucking jedi heritage, since you've been training to be a jedi your entire fucking life. God damn

>>22850993
Shame, wookie jedi would have been hilarious. Oh well, onwards to jediness

>>22850993
so whats the racial boosts we get or is it merely cosmetic? I am guessing that zabrak is the race that darth maul fellow was with the horns.

>>22850993
Can we perform any special favors to get higher favorability on our knight tests?

>>22850993
WHAT
FUCKING
ERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>22851001
Millenia of warfare would still have made our people physically superior. And I'm sure we would have kept at least a bit of our heritage.

>>22851031
I was thinking Fac'epuncher

>>22851059
An apt question. OP?

>>22851038
right up to the point we get shot or cut by lasers have you ever smelled burnt hair? Horrible stench really.

>>22851052
Hey now we jedi not arm candy! We are professional

>>22851059
Lol I am guessing before Palpes chuckle fuckery as we still have a temple and organization that does the babynapping business and such.

>>22851074
How about Koo'lade?

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>>22851043
yes, darth maul's race.

>>22851029
plot hooks? i dunno but being a mandalorian is still cool.

>>22851089
With the special abilitly to bust through walls screaming at the top of our lungs OOOOOH YEEEAAAH!

I say we go staff saber.

>>22851007
If it means fewer abuses of the apostrophe, I'll vote 'no'.

>>22851110
Would this ability extend to all walls?

Could we gain entrance into fortified compounds in this manner?

>>22851110
>FORCE SCREAM
>FORCE PUSH
>OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH YEAH

>>22851023
Zerg Quest where?

>inb4 force assisted lesbianism
I just wanted to be a slugman.

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>>22851123
Why not quad saber?

>>22851094
Thanks for the pic those horns look like they would really hurt if we head butt with them. Plot hooks wow i thought you said plot hookers at first lol.

>>22851023
Cerebrate Anon glad to see you!

The era is pre-Clone Wars.

>newfag here, wasn't expecting this much interest

>female wins
>inb4 SEDUCE EVERYTHING WITH OUR FEMININE WILES OH GOD IS HE A BEAR, FUCK HIM, FUCK HIM NOW.

>>22851206
That's Old Republic. There's still tons of crazy other force-users.

>>22851233
Noooo.
We may select a limit of one (1) husbando.

>all these crazy lightsaber ideas
>not just using Form II and a classy-as-fuck curved hilt
Do you even duelist?
>>22851206
Star Wars is basically considered /tg/ material.

>>22851233
It was better than wookie male, which of just been gay bear sex simulator 2.0

>>22851007
Please no. Mandalorians are like the Naruto of Star Wars.

>>22851184
I dont even know how that would work.... may be a shield on the handle so you can use that to block? Would make throwing it really interesting to see peoples oh shit faces when its barreling at them with multicolored whirls of death.

>>22851206
Dont worry I think everyone likes a casual quest where they dont have to acually do that much work on their part aside from typing out what they want to do in the latest shenanigins. And Cerebrate Anon is here so you can bug him for some tips, I read Zerg quest and it was nuts but funny.

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>>22851233
>>22851258
Fuck all of that. Theres plenty of waifushit quests out there if you're into that shit. I say the closest thing we have to any sort of romance is an astromech droid we chat with over coffee when we are aboard our ship.

>>22851266
>not Ataru with Guard Shotos
Nigga do you even "JUMP'N'SLASH"

>>22851150
Zerg Quest's done. Jedi Quest now.

>>22851202
Glad to be here. What part of the Trials are we getting ready for?

>>22851266
>Swinging a stick
>Not using the power that animates the universe

Peasants.

>>22851275
What, a giant bundle of good ideas with bad execution?
Yeah that sounds about right.
I mean they're space vikings. That should be awesome. But Traviss spent too much time trying to make them unquestionably good, rather than leaving 'em nice and grey.

>>22851275
KOTOR Mandalorians are kickass and you know it.

>>22851275
Is...Is that a bad thing?

>>22851233
Nope we Jedi cant have emotions as we are essentially nuetured monks who have the emotional range of a teaspoon, a highly diplomatic and fancy teaspoon but still a teaspoon.

>>22851233
We're jedi, not sith. We aren't allowed to have romantic interests, regardless of our character's sex.

>>22851325
They've also been dead for thousands of years by this point.

>>22851333
>>22851345
>implying anyone in the order actually follows that rule
Jedi Temples are basically frat houses for psychics.

>>22851333
Lots of jedi do
>>22851350
>Old Republic Era
Nop.

>>22851345
thats why we just have casual sex with everything we see, no romance for us

>>22851345
>Implying we'll not succumb to the darkside.

>>22851345
>>22851333
>Implying /tg/ won't make a Jolee Bindo character, all gray and boning ladies

>>22851311
I think we are just now meeting up with our Jedi Knight teacher, master (insert appropiate title here)

>>22851350
>pre-clone wars
He never specified anything further than that and seeing as he didnt even know who Jolee Bindo was, chances are he has yet to play KOTOR.

>>22851307
>not hybridizing Makshi and Ataru, using a curved hilt primary and a guard shoto
MAXIMUM FENCING!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9uGy3LlNeI

>>22851302
I can dig it.

>>22851355
We should join a JEDI COVENANT
Or be tempted by other force traditions
Jensaarai 'n' Matukai
'n' Tyia

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>>22851373
>Jolee Bindo, except as a PMSing Zabrak battlerager.
I can dig it.

>>22851373
>>22851302
These two ideas I think should be what defines our core character traits seems to me like a badass toon.

>>22851373
Honestly, I just want to see a gun-jedi. Someone who uses a pair of blaster pistols to deflect other blaster shots, make force-enabled curved shots, and does all sorts of crazy gun kata. Blastershots, according to wookiepedia, are the same stuff as a lightsaber, just in individual shots, anyway. It should work, and a Hong Kong-style Gun Kata jedi would be FANTASTIC.

>>22851398
>Jensaari
Now I don't say this often, so savor it...
MAH. NIGGA!

>>22851414
>toon
What.

>>22851415
Holy shit, this. Or at least a saber in one hand and a blaster in the other.

>>22851415
so the movie wanted but with lesbians and in the star wars setting? i like

>>22851416
YEAH
Or Tyia just putting that out there. They're even monkier monks than the jedi.

>>22851419
Name for characters in SWTOR
AKA that guy is a faggot

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>>22851415
I say we go akimbo. Blaster pistol in one hand, lightsaber in the other.

We also should be one of those cool jedi who doesn't rely solely on ther lightsaber and knows when its appropriate to fire a fucking gun so an assassin droid doesn't exploit our stupidity.

I hope OP is writing down whats going on since we seem to be agreed on the Zebrak female whose name i cannot seem to recall...Did we choose a name yet?
>Oh good another 60 posts over our name

>>22851439
Actually, its any MMO. Shit started with WoW.

>>22851457
It's Roa Kool'ade.

>>22851415
Remember the shot Luke make on the Death Star? The Force gives you crazy aiming skills. This will be awesome.

>>22851473
I like Roa, but we can do better than Koolade

>>22851457
No, we didn't, but we do seem to agree that we're going to be using blaster pistol(s).

>>22851419
>>22851439
nope just too lazy to type out all the characters in character so i used short hand hence the term toon.
>>22851462
Thanks for explaining Anon!

>>22851487
>nope just too lazy to type out all the characters in character so i used short hand hence the term toon.
You're a horrible person and I'm glad that I'll never play a tabletop game with you in person.

>>22851482
No, we can't.

>>22851415
So a Grey Templar?
Jedi who eschew the "flashier" uses of the force (including the use of a lightsaber) in favor of simply channeling it to enhance their physical abilities.
>>22851453
Let's Harry Dresden this shit, keep a blaster under our robes, whip that shit out if we need to catch someone off guard. Of course we can ALSO use it in conjunction with the saber once we pull it, but we should keep the fact that we pack a gat as an ace in the hole.

>>22851484
I say saber + pistol

That way, we can shoot our own saber to reflect our shots and kill people behind us.

>>22851519
>So a Grey Templar?
>Jedi who eschew the "flashier" uses of the force (including the use of a lightsaber) in favor of simply channeling it to enhance their physical abilities.
Sounds good to me.

>>22851535
>Youngling
Shouldn't it be padawan?

>>22851535
>“Youngling Fac’epuncher,” Master Drallig says, “Youngling Bi’teme, please step forward for your duel.”
Which one are we?

>>22851535
ENTER ATARU FORM
GO GO GO

>>22851518
Fair enough. Koolade it is.

>>22851562
You're only a Padawan once you are chosen by a master. If we AREN'T chosen, we go to the Agricultural Corps.
>>22851570
FUCK YOU! MAKASHI MASTER RACE! DO YOU EVEN DUEL?

>>22851594
ATARU YOU STUPID SHIT

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>I’d prefer no waifu/husbando shenanigans.
>Also, I’d appreciate it if you guys took a minute to read through the Zabrak article on Wookiepedia.
>We will gain the use of blasters later on.

You have tan skin, slightly rougher than a human’s, and braided black hair. Your clear green eyes are set in a heart-shaped face, still soft with pubescence, but gaining the definition of womanhood. Short, blunt vestigial horns ring the crown of your skull. Because you were taken to the Jedi Temple when you were barely eleven months old, you do not possess the facial tattoos of normal Zabrak.

As a Zabrak, you have near-incredible pain tolerance and above-average physical strength. You thus chose to adopt the second Form V, Djem So, as your personal lightsaber style. It revolves around using physical power to smack down opponents. A few of your instructors were surprised that you chose Djem So over the less difficult Shien, but they were suitably impressed by your determination to learn the more difficult form, and your slow but steady success.

You snap your head up when you hear someone call your name.

“Youngling Fac’epuncher,” Master Drallig says, “Youngling Bi’teme, please step forward for your duel.”

>>22851606
>“Youngling Fac’epuncher,” Master Drallig says, “Youngling Bi’teme, please step forward for your duel.”
Which of the two are we?

>>22851594
All my dueling experience from Jedi Outcast tells me the best form is force push the bitch to the floor and then hit them with that Red Super Strong attack that one hit kills niggas.

>>22851505
Glad to hear that mate!
>>22851587
Alright Give it our best shot would really suck just to loose one duel then be shucked off to the ag corps right out the gate

>>22851606
>>22851587
>>22851535
Ice cream? I love ice cream!

>>22851625
>loose
Lose.

step forward. Prepare a force push to put the other one off balance and strike as quickly as possible

I take it posting is slow for everyone

>>22851606

Which one are we?

And step forward and ready our lightsaber.

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>>22851487
The problem is, /tg/ mostly doesn't play MMOs. 'toon' isn't a word for 'character' around here.

>>22851587
>Fac’epuncher
>Bi’teme
... welp. I'm outta here. You guys have fun.

>>22851619
>>22851622
>>22851625
>>22851640
>>22851655
It turns out we are neither of them.

>>22851622
Bitch please, we're discussing the fluff forms. Read up, it's neato shit.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Lightsaber_combat
>>22851625
>Not wanting to play AgriCorps quest
Oh come on, I always wanted to know more about that whole thing. It seems like a neat and unexplored bit of the world.
>>22851606
Alright, let's layeth the smacketh down on this guy.

>>22851606
Are we allowed to pick him up and body slam him repeatedly into the floor.

>>22851666
I know some of it, I was just cracking a joke.

>>22851606
>Djem So
Welp, it's not Makashi, but it's still pretty cool. Even if it doesn't mesh well with those classy-as-fuck curved hilts.

>>22851674
This. Use the force to disarm our opponent, then grecco-roman slam his ass until he gets knocked out or taps out.

>>22851705
>throwing our opponent around like a rag doll
I don't think we have that degree of power and skill just yet.

>>22851666
>fluff
>implying the forms aren't in multiple games

>>22851705
>>22851674
Back up there, you don't wanna cut yourselves on that edge.

>HURR INSTANT DARKSIDE QUEST LOLOOLOLOL

>>22851606
I say we be true to our name, and force punch this prissy little bitch in the face.

>>22851606
Wait wait: We must remember: Bow first, and wish them luck.

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>Consider your name to be Roa Koo'lade. I derped like the newfag I am.

Bi’teme is a tall, slender male Bith one year older than you who uses a mixture of Makashi and Ataru. Both of you walk to the practice circle and bow respectfully to each other, before drawing your lightsabers. Your weapon’s blade is a cool jade green, while his is a solid lapis blue.

After a single second of sizing each other up, you attack first with a straight thrust—

>Roll 1d10 combat check.

Rolled 8

>>22851761
Lets get it on! OOOH YEAAAAH!

Rolled 4

>>22851761
rollin'

>>22851735
Dude, throwing your opponent around like a sack of potatoes is a time-honored Jedi technique. I take it you've never played the Dark Side ending of Jedi Academy, where Kyle generally makes you his bitch by tossing your ass around like a rag doll.

Rolled 1

>>22851761
Why are our sabers different? Shouldn't we just be using basic training flashlights right now?

Rolled 5

>>22851761
Lets do this.

Rolled 8

>>22851761

High or low better?

And will you average or be a faggot & take the highest roll?

Rolled 1

>>22851761
>less apostrophes

Rolled 5

>>22851797
He could take best of the first few, varying the exact window in accordance with our skills and the direness of the situation.

>>22851791
Well, the training sabers do still vary in color. They're just weak, so getting hit is less "OH GOD MY HAND! YOU CUT OFF MY FUCKING HAND! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!" and more "Ow SHIT! YOU FUCKING TASED ME DUDE, WHAT THE HELL?!"

>>22851797
I hope not we just got hit with duoble 1s that is not a good thing...

Rolled 8

>>22851761
OOOOOOOH YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

I dont approve of the premise.
A young jedi initiate would spend much more training in meditation and study. Combat skills can come when you are ready (i.e. already an apprentice) and will hopefully never be necessary.

Rolled 10

>no 10s yet. 2 1s
Oh tg dice never change

>>22851853
speak of the devil

Rolled 10

>>22851735
It's not Dark Sided to defeat your opponent.

Rolled 10

>>22851866
But is is Darksided to fucking brutalize them.

>>22851853
>>22851866
Oh my goodness laughing my head off right now, awesome work guys!
>>22851885
holy crap!

>>22851850
I take it you've never read the Jedi Quest books, about Obi-Wan's apprenticeship under Qui-Gon? The first book begins almost exactly like this.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jedi_Quest

>>22851885
>implying Grecco-Roman fighting is brutalization and not just terribly efficient
We probably won't even break anything! Can you promise that when smacking someone with a training saber?

>>22851885
Who said anything about brutalizing him? There's nothing particularly "brutal" about using Force Correllian Suplex.

>>22851908
The concept of breaking a bone with a lightsaber is foreign to me. Dismembering, sure, but breaking...?

>>22851908
Yes! That's why they use them!

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>>22851885
>Beating somebody up is Dark Sided. Whacking them with a laser sword is totally cool

>>22851929
Practice sabers hit like a blunt instrument. You break bones and taze with them instead of dismembering.

>>22851908
Wait I thought Grecco-Roman style was the best of both efficient and brutal to the point that the other guy just gives up?

>>22851945
They don't break bones, but they do cause minor burns and bruises.

>>22851941
Hey, the sword is restrained, beating someone into submission with the Force is not. Restraint is key.

>>22851908
Wait I thought Grecco-Roman style was the best of both efficient and brutal to the point that the other guy just gives up?
>>22851941
your dice are still on CA

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>>22851945
They only really cause mild burns.

>>22851975
It's not about brutality - that's Pankration, the predecessor style. It's about putting someone in a positions where they're so thoroughly locked up they they literally cannot even begin to fight back against you. Not necessarily doing any actual damage.

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This quest... it's going places.

>>22851981
>Hey, the sword is restrained, beating someone into submission with the Force is not. Restraint is key.

So, we'll just not kill him. Beat him as much as is allowed. That's not hard. That's what we're here for.

I don't think the Masters would approve of a brutal fighting style. Djem So or not, try to strategize here.

>>22852082
The Masters wouldn't approve of us hurting another student excessively.

>>22852091
Let's just thrust. Thrust and thrust and thrust.

>>22852091
Hey we can claim that we are thinking outside the box that takes some strategics right?

>>22852091
Djem So isn't even all that brutal, it's just overpowering. VAAPAD is the brutal style.

>>22852121
ESPECIALLY not if we enjoyed it, or regarded it as necessary. Remember. Jedi.

>>22852121
>>22852091
Why's everybody under the impression that a body slam is unnecessarily brutal? They give toddlers fucking laser swords and set them on each other. The Masters are irresponsible jackasses and they'll love this.

>>22852165
They'll think it's brutal
Let's just... Hit him until we can't hit no more or he can't be hit no more.

>>22851945

You know, I wonder why no Jedi continue to use them. They would be really good for non-lethal takedowns.

>>22852202
Because most jedi aren't as wise as you think and "HOLY SHIT PEW PEW I GOT A LASER SWORD SWISH"

>>22852165
I was actually curiouse about that do the swords kids get child proof in that they cant be set to lethal only to OW fuck that burns! or Can a really ingenius hacker kid mess with the parental controls to get to that level or what?

>>22852202
Better idea why not give it to law enforcement when they need to cut something in the way or give the beat down on some perp?

>>22852230
Law enforcement just use stun blasters, like that stormtrooper used on Leia at the beginning of Hope.

>>22852202
They've got Stun Batons for that purpose. Imagine being clubbed with a taser. That's a stun baton.

>>22852271
>Set your blasters to 'date rape'

Where the fuck is OP?

This thread is getting off the rails rather fast.

>>22852230
>I was actually curiouse about that do the swords kids get child proof in that they cant be set to lethal only to OW fuck that burns! or Can a really ingenius hacker kid mess with the parental controls to get to that level or what?
They use smaller power cells. Their maximum setting is flesh wounds.

>>22852288
>being clubbed with a taser
Somehow, I do not think this will be very effective.

>>22852230
Actually, since the training switch can be disabled (in case of attack and the Master doesn't have his saber for reasons), yes, a clever youngling could theoretically have a legit saber.

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>First five posts decide the roll, but this time I’ll make an exception.
>Double 10s. He's paste.
>Also, I'm sorry that this is going so slowly.

Bi’time barely manages to parry your lunge, and even then he has a time of it against your strength. Bith aren’t known for being physical powerhouses.

You immediately step forward and clash your lightsaber against his again. You can’t let him get to range; given sufficient space, Makashi users are almost impossible to hit.

Three more swift slashes from you strain Bi’teme’s guard to the limit as he desperately tries to backpedal while also avoiding ventilation by laser sword. He manages to rally, launching a flurry of precision jabs that oblige you to back up, but when he extends himself a bit too much on his last attack, your own counterattack forces him to dive aside. By the time he’s gotten to his feet, you have already regained the tempo, hammering him onto the defensive.

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i call forth a vote of no confidence in OP at this point

Rolled 3

>>22852326
Let's straight up hammer his ass

>>22852309
No no no, I mean you get hit with it, and it hits like a fuggin' ASP baton, AND it zaps your ass like a taser.

>>22852326
> I'm sorry that this is going so slowly.

You should be.

>>22852326
Hes a Bith, yeah?

Scream. As loudly as we can. Then take him down.

ignore the naysayers, a slower quest is fine by me

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>>22852326
>>22852341
well fuck, my bad

Rolled 4

>>22852326
Howsabout we try to disarm him

In any manner available.

>>22852326
Push the offensive we have him!
>>22852358
Meh its better to a have a slow high quality quest vrs a quick low quality her her do this then level up and use a planet as a basket ball to shoot hoops using a black hole

>>22852369
my vote goes for stunning him with a force enhanced scream

>>22852326
If we're capable of one, I vote for a Force Kick, just hard enough to knock him down, then pin his hand with our foot, put our saber at his neck and demand he yield. Calmly and politely.
And yes, Force Kick is a thing.
http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Force_kick

>>22852230

The initiate's sabers have a governor on them that prevents them from inflicting anything more dangerous then a nasty burn. One of the Clone War era books has a initiate who sucks at the whole 'use the force' thing beat a dueling prodigy in a tournament by actually being crazy enough to grab her opponent's saber blade so she can close to grapple. Of course the other kids all like "But if we were in a real fight she'd have lost her hand!!!", but the Masters allow it after a short discussion.

Rolled 5

>>22852407
>>22852369
Bith have incredibly sensitive hearing. A loud, high-pitched scream would hit him like a brick.

>>22852422
It's a funny joke, if that's what you mean by 'a thing.'

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Another strike, this one upwards aimed at his weapon, pushes his lightsaber above his head and overbalances him.

In one swift movement, you hook your foot around his ankle and pull back. Bi’teme’s behind hits the sand and he lays there for a moment. He’s winded, but more from surprise than the actual impact. You deactivate your lightsaber and poke him in his wrinkled forehead.

“I win,” you grin.

“No kidding,” he gasps.

“The match goes to Youngling Koo’lade,” Master Drallig announces. He stares at you for a moment. “No offense, but you may want to tone it down a bit.”

You clench your teeth at the admonishment, which draws a few snickers from your fellow younglings, but slowly relax. “Yes, Master.”

You turn back to Bi’teme and extend a hand that he gratefully takes.

“Don’t worry about it, Roa,” he says quietly. “I know you want to be a Guardian. In a real combat situation, you won’t have the luxury of holding back.”

>>22852431

Clearly she needs a cortosis gauntlet and then she can slap the other jedi with it.

>>22852369
>>22852419
>>22852432
most popular tactic so far
how sensitive is their hearing? will this hurt him too much? could be a little darksideish

>>22851896
Actually, you're thinking of the Jedi Apprentice books. Jedi Quest was Obi-Wan and Anakin.
>>22852457
Bith have VERY sensitive hearing. Even if it's a legit tactic, it's pretty dickish.

>>22852439
Bi'teme for bro of the year.

Rolled 2

>>22852439
>Guardian
>Not Shadow or Watchman
I shiggy that we diggy, my niggy.

>>22852375
Can't fault anybody for being slow. I think I once disappeared for two hours in the middle of one quest.

>>22852439
We'll drive the other students to be better saberbucklers!

Also, we should become his friend. No reason to let him get all resentful and Dark Sidey at us over something like beating him up in class.

Good job. Acknoledge your friends advice with a thanks. State just loudly enough to him that the instructors can hear. I knew i had to press you fast otherwise Id be the one of the floor.

>>22852439
shrug it off, Bi'teme is right in real live fire situations its best to go all out and take down the opposition before they can regroup. This is why i really dont like the old Jedi masters, they want their students to be able to fight but if they fight to well or like the feeling of winning a fight then they slam them down with admonishments and guilt that they enjoy no wonder so many jedi wind up fucked up a little in the head. I mean look at yoda!

>>22852482
Guardian and Consular, broing it up through the galaxy.

Now, where the fuck is our laser pistol? We are clearly going to be using one in our off hand.

>>22852485
Shadow and Watchman are specializations of Sentinel, for the record, so it's "not Sentinel" you should be shiggying about. And I agree. Sentinels are awesome. Maybe our master will redirect our interest into the more awesome path?

Inform Bi'teme that we want to be a Sentinel, not a Guardian. Also apologize for beating him into the ground.

>>22852457
Non-lethal sonic grenades make their heads explode.

>>22852500
Well, they have to struggle between teaching constant restraint and judgment, while still making them the most effective fighters in the galaxy. Fighting too well and enjoying the fight are things that lead to -preferring- a fight over peacefully settling things. also the dark side. In this case, the lesson was probably something like not going all-out on a weaker opponent.

>>22852439
>guardian
What kind of pussy shit is this? Not Sentinel?

>not choosing versatility and real world skills over brute force or brute Force.

>>22852558
>brute force or brute Force.
I chuckled.

Wait why would we want to be a sentinel when guardian is so much more awesome (we can get a lackey of some kind to do the diplomatic or technological stuff). Plus think about it travelling the galaxy punching evil in the face.

>>22852439
Don't listen to the Sentinels.

Well listen to them about the cortosis glove thing, that would be ballin if we would put some focus crystals in it and use it like a shield in combat. But that would require more force training than Sentinels give.

>>22852580
Because sentinels are boss. Travel around the galaxy hijacking evils droid army and using that to punch it in the face.

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>>22852515
>>22852537
>>22852558
Fuck that. We've got a freaking laser sword, and we're damn well gonna use it to the fullest.

>>22852580
>guardian is so much more awesome
But it's not.
Specialization is for insects.
Plus, Sentinels get to do all kinds of sneakan and shit.

Rolled 9

>>22852637
>Jedi Shadow
>Get our own special jedi code
>Get to go all Spec Ops
Yes.
>Jedi Watchman
>Become SPACE POLICE
>Get to be SPACE JAVERT
>Allowed to hold special justice stuff
Yes also.

>>22852626
>>22852621
>>22852616
>>22852580
Y'all bitches aint shit. We've got the ability to tap into the energy that suffuses all matter, which can do miraculous things, and is seriously the only reason in the world that we're special.

>>22852672
Agreed.

>>22852626
But if we go Sentinel we get to be the swashbuckling saber + pistol duelist you know you want to be

>>22852675
And you guys just wanna swing a shiny stick.

>>22852672
>>22852675
>>22852682
lets go all jedi spec ops

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>>22852637
Sneaking is for those with something to hide. True Jedi stand tall and fight for justice.

If you wanted to be a skillmonkey, you should have gone for the Verpine.

>>22852672
hmm, Stars doesn't quite have the same ring to it in space.

>>22852703
>something to hide
if you want to be like that then why is your pic holding a shield TO HIDE BEHIND, fuck that shit, saber + pistol duelist gets my vote

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>>22852705
We should BECOME SPACE JAVERT.

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>The Sentinel/Guardian thing won't come up for a while.
>BTW, what's the post limit?

You smile wistfully. “Thanks, Bi’teme.”

“No problem.”

The next match pits another Bith youngling against the Twi’lek Dhevel Arjuna. Dhevel is, in your not-so-restrained opinion, a complete asshole.

Not like uptight Ferus Olin. Not like brash Anakin Skywalker. Both of them are easily likeable in their own way.

No, Dhevel is a slimy, slick bastard who makes you wonder why the Masters ever trained him as a Jedi. He frequently bullies the younger trainees, forcing them to give him sweets. He starts fights in the halls and blames the other person for starting them (this has happened to you). He isn’t above cheap tricks in practice duels, including throwing sand in people’s eyes and kicking people between the legs.

And he just let out a high-pitched scream that knocked his opponent flat on her back, writhing in pain and clutching at her sensitive ears. Dhevel smirks and leisurely walks over to the incapacitated Bith, leveling his white lightsaber to her throat. She yields with a pained sigh.

“Why would you do that?” she says, only partly in anger. There are rumors about Dhevel killing opponents in practice duels.

“Because you had a weak point, and I chose to take advantage of it,” Dhevel replied.

In the audience, you narrow your eyes in fury and make to stand up. Bi’teme, sitting next to you, motions for you to sit.

“Don’t, Roa. It’s not worth it. Master Drallig will cut him down to size.”

>Take his advice.
>Call Dhevel out.

>>22852637
Have you never heard of jack of all trades master of none
Also as final argument for guardian, why control a droid army when you can solo it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7A07WNupEXk

Also tg has way too much of a hard on for gun wielding even when in setting it's worse that just going two handed with saber.

>>22852757
There s no anger, only peace.

Sit down.

>>22852757
Attend to the fallen.
The enemy of your enemy is a friend.

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>>22852757
Ooh does this mean the failed character concepts are gonna be NPCs?

And let's not call Dhevel out. Let's wait for the master. We bide our time until we can strike the bastard down where they stand, in our quest to destroy all sith.

>>22852757
>>Call Dhevel out.
oh fuck no that shit don't stand, cut him off at the ribcage before we end up with a sith arch-nemesis like OP intended for him

>>22852558
Wouldnt then make sense to have the ones who more inclined to solve it peacefully on thos types of missions with the combat oriented for the missions with higher chances of combat?

Heck we could even have them sent in two man teams to keep a nice balance versatile group for any and all situations that could pop up.

>>22852759
It's really not, assuming you use force to affect your aim/curvature of the shots. Gun kata should be just as effective - with better range - as using a lightsaber, assuming both people being compared either do/do not use the force. The real point, in-setting, is that force-using is strictly superior and you basically never see force users with guns because TRADITION.

>Take his advice.
I don't tlike it honestly but Bi is right. Letting your temper get the better of you will make them think you can't control yourself and becomming a jedi is more improtant then giving Dhevel out

>>22852757
>And he just let out a high-pitched scream that knocked his opponent flat on her back, writhing in pain and clutching at her sensitive ears.

Gee, what kind of asshole would think of something like that, huh? Right guys? What a dick, huh?

>>22852675
>and is seriously the only reason in the world that we're special.
You be gettin' close to Jorus C'baoth there, bro. The Force does not inherently make us better than other sentients. In fact, the ability to tap into it gives us an obligation to them. Jedi exist to serve others, not to rule over them.
>>22852703
Subtlety can make far more difference than brute strength. Standing tall is all well and good, but if we have the talent to be the metaphorical spanner in the idiomatic works of evil and injustice, we can do more good that way.
Also, here's how the different Jedi deal with a group of pirates that have taken slaves.
Consular: Try to negotiate, if that fails send a Guardian.
Guardian: Kick in the door to rescue people, if that fails, send a Sentinel.
Sentinel: Infiltrate the group, then free the slaves in the middle of the night while the slavers/pirates are all sleeping off a night of drinking, damage the hyperdrive so they have to limp along at sublight speeds, and report their location to the local authorities.
>>22852757
Emotion, yet peace.
Ignorance, yet knowledge.
Passion, yet serenity.
Chaos, yet harmony.
Death, yet the Force.
YET
Acceptance of, and control over, oneself.
>>22852759
Mace Windu was a brilliant duelist, far beyond the level most could hope to achieve. Mace Windu is the Bruce Lee of lightsaber combat. We are not (that we know of).

>>22852757
Sit for now but be ready to go in if he goes too far (tries permanent damage). Remember we are training as a jedi and acting brash is unbefitting.

>>22852759
Guns are really shitty in SW.

But that gauntlet thing is a good idea, Force Luchador is something to strive for.

>>22852757

Call that bitch nigger out.

>>22852820
I agree with the wait for master to pull the rug under that little punks feet but if he goes for a crippling blow or something to humilate then Force grip the bitch. We may be peaceful but that does not mean we let ourselves or our own get trampled by dicks.

>>22852757
>Call Dhevel out.

IF YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF JUSTICE, YOU ARE AN ENEMY OF MINE!

>>22852757
Call him a coward. Let him either bring the fight to us after that or walk away like a bitch after having been called a coward to his face in front of everyone.

>>22852757
>Take his advice
"Yeah, but I don't have to like it."

This is not our fight. We will face him when we are told to fight him. And then we will fuck him over.

For now, remain calm. Still thy beating heart.

>>22852757
>Take the advice.

Calling him out will just look bad.

>>22852782
This guy knows what's up. I'm with him.

>>22852818
Not ruling or anything. But we're special, simply by virtue of the fact that we're not normal.

>In fact, the ability to tap into it

is the special part. Not better, but it's fucking retarded to pretend like it's run-of-the-mill.

>>22852757
>>Take his advice.
if the master does not rein his shit in and put him in his place for good we will murder his arse

>>22852898
And sharpen thy blade.
We zealots now!

>>22852757
Take his advice, for now. We will have a chance to take him down a notch later, and will utterly humiliate him. But if we can catch Dhevel's eye and just give him a good hard judgement stare, we should.

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>>22852968
>>22852918
>WE JEDI WATCHMAN NOW
Gonna LAW AND ORDER THIS FUCKSTICK

>>22852757
>Anakin
FUCKIN BAIL

>>22852818
>Emotion, yet peace.
>Ignorance, yet knowledge.
>Passion, yet serenity.
>Chaos, yet harmony.
>Death, yet the Force.
Technically, by the time of this quest that version of the code has been gone for a long-ass time (literally a couple of MILLENNIA) so we wouldn't know it.
>>22852994
I am the Code.

>>22852968
>utterly humiliate him
Only as much as he needs to learn his lesson. No more.

>>22853024
Naw, we're gonna reduce him to a sniveling pile of tears and failure.

When the masters aren't looking, that is.

challenge him to a wrestling match like A TRUE LUCHADOR
And don't anyone fucking tell me that Luchadors and jedi don't mix! Aignt NOBODY more honorable than a luchador